Google ruined the Web
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Timestamps:
0:00 call me a time-lord
0:11 Google AI Overview errors
2:00 iFixit ends Samsung partnership
3:22 OpenAI vs. Scarlett Johansson
6:12 QUICK BITS INTRO
6:19 AMD one-ups Intel naming scheme
6:54 Bing outage
7:31 GPU tariffs incoming
8:07 Spotify to brick Car Things
8:53 Orca boat attacks explained?
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Cheater! how is this comment 6 minutes old when the video was uploaded 20 seconds ago?
Coming like one of them people following u on the street handing out the flyers
How did you comment this before the video came out
Nope.
Google, always trying to destroy their own company 🎉
Saludos Domingo 🎉
They're just trying to see how far they can edge it
I just realized that lately I rather ask Copilot for stuff that I used so "quick-search" on google. not good
Why am I not surprised they are eating paste?
Hola, soy gran fan
Can't believe Google AI Ate The Onion lol
Big trolle
And rocks. Daily.
The fact that AI is eating the onion is honestly hilarious, but also kind of terrifying.
@@dialga4688Even AI knows just how awful Google truly is.
SEO is the bane of my existence. I can't google specific niche shit without Google pulling out a thesaurus and assuming 20 things about what I am looking for.
Use quotation marks or date ranges
I'm sorry but by "library python http" it's obvious you clearly wanted "books on snakes caught in the web"
@@CalmTempestLegit doesn't work anymore, it still shows me results for words I didn't search for.
If you think google search engine awfull youtube search engine is worse, cuz yt mix video that you looking for and video that have unrelated titles on same page,
@@CalmTempest Doesn't matter. There's so much frickery that quotes searches rarely return relevant results anymore. They even disabled the ability to search by exact image size years ago, so I use Yandex for finding wallpaper. It's also a good option to search for stuff controversial political topics, which get filtered and censored beyond belief.
The Spotify thing is terrible news they picked the worst way to do it and need to face something legal. At least partial refunds or ways to root or jailbreak etc
They saw publishers abandoning their games and said: "we can do better!"
Currently doing some research and development with a small group to build some "companion hardware" utilizing a Raspberry Pi. I have a car thing in each of my cars and my garage and I, for one, am livid at Spotify's dismissal of the customers that waited YEARS to even receive their devices. I agree that some legal action should be taken, but sadly that's not my department. 😅
The Car Thing hardware on its own most likely won't be powerful enough for open-source software. Which is why the need for another device exists. Unless Spotify did the right thing and shared their source code...
there's a few github repos + a discord for hardware hacking the car thing
@@awesomeyoutubehandlewowitslong just found it a little while ago. Saves my team a lot of time. You are a wonderful person. 💜
Spotify bricking hardware like that should be illegal.
Agreed.
Unfortunately big companies are always above the law, they do whatever they want without any consequence
Just 2 years after they stopped selling it. Appalling. They should, at the very least, be forced to responsibly recycle the products
@a1white but I want my products to work again. I pay a subscription, I own the device, it really can't be rocket science to set up a small, permanent server for the (probably very) small amount of people that love their Car Things. Even if they're a bit quirky. 😅
@@ghqst777 yes, I agree. This is the problem with tech that is reliant on the whims of a company and its servers. Sonos had equal amounts of criticism when they stopped support for a generation of their high end speaker systems, bricking them.
Google hasn’t made a good product in years, it’s just that the general public hasn’t tried alternatives.
Their pixel phones are pretty nice....
... Once you install grapheneOS on them
@@nottsoserious How complicated is it to root their phones?
@@nottsoseriousthat htc acquisition is one of their greatest successes
But once public starts recommending "better alternatives" more, they suddenly went full Nintendo and striking all the recommendation people made
Google is certainly giving people reasons to start.
But I want to thicken my pizza sauce with non-toxic glue!!!!
Don't they do that already?😄
Oh come on, get serious...
Just add rocks!
Who is stopping you why are you telling us xD
You should open up a restaurant that uses your recipe
AI = ‘Alternative Intelligence’ 😂😂😂
AI= actually Indian
AI=Appeasing Investors
I've always been a proponent of "Artificial Incompetence" myself
@@A1stardan Wtf this has to do with Indians?
AI = Accidentally Idiotic
Louis Rossman recommended shipping bricked car thing units to Spotify's headquarters. Let them clean up their own mess.
I tried using Gemini instead of the Google assistant on my phone, the first thing I tried was "good morning" to which it replied " actually, it's already afternoon in your location". It was 8 in the morning 😮💨
I immediately switched back to the assistant and never looked back. AI is not ready for prime time yet.
i tried the same thing expecting news stories and stuff but NOPE it jusy said "Good morning!"
Why even release this thing if it cant do basically anything old assistant could
AI is ready, Google are just stupid. Which is insane because they have deep mind, there is no good reason for them to fail.
Just love that the AI immediately started gaslighting you
*Don't you love when AI gaslights you?(
I tried to turn it on. It wanted me to agree to more policies agreement and whatnot. I just closed it.
THICKEN PIZZA SAUCE WITH GLUE?!? GOOGLE WHAT KIND OF AI ARE YOU RUNNING💀
The kind that really wouldn't think that anyone would just go on the Internet and tell lies. I mean, who would do that?
skynet
@@random_n The same kind of knuckleheads that mentally broke Shia Lebouf, sent rapper Pitbull to Walmart no. 2711, made people microwave their iPhones...
The worst part is that the comment it came from was advice on how photographers prepare pizza for photography
Atleast it works
This is what happens when you only resaerch how people can view more ads.
The only thing google had been trained on.
The Statham Batman impression was pretty good
i thought it was christen bale 😂❤
Corporations should start getting fined if they make a product and cancel it remotely making it useless and causing it to become waste. The users didnt decide it.
They run the government, everything will get worse, late stage capitalism to y'all.
It SHOULD be criminal charges. It's literal vandalism, AND leaving the owner with the bill for disposing of eWaste. Except the vandals still have your money after setting your stuff on fire.
Until we can cancel the money we gave them remotely, these people need to see real jail time to finally get the message.
AMD increasing the new chip number to 300 just to spite Intel is either the most hilarious move, or the most childish one.
porque no los dos?
Both
Same with the Xbox 360 not being called the Xbox 2
I was just about to say - their marketing team quickly realized that “Xbox 2” will look worse than “PlayStation 3” if displayed on the same shelf, hence the “360” branding.
@@HiyuMartenActually, although Microsoft's current naming scheme for their consoles is stupid, I think we can all agree Xbox 360 was a good name.
My feedback to Google when they were experimenting on putting this out was that AI searches can't be trusted due to the possibility of hallucinations. But I didn't imagine it being this bad. They clearly have not worked on filtering out bad information.
if you google anything WITHOUT using the AI, you know instantly why the AI hallucinates. between copy paste articles, gpt generated ones, clickbait and reliable source only found in forums in a comment buried under trolls, the AI had plethora reasons to mess up.
i agree with louis rossman where they should just mail the car things to spotify head offices
Thinking about doing that with mine in a box full of lead weights and filled with used motor oil 💀💀
And maybe, you won't believe this, stop using anything from that garbage company which is a de facto monopoly (you can't *not* publish there) and has been destroying artists' livelihoods by paying them fractions of cents.
Those Orcas want their slice of non-toxic glue pizza so give it to them,amigos
The last fad they had, a couple decades ago, was wearing a fish as a hat (seriously)
Riley’s Forrest Gump impression is like a box of chocolates
i thought he was going for an Australian accent at first
Google will strike channels on RUclips for the stupidest crap using bots, but will recommend eating rocks and adding glue to pizza. Brilliant.
That Orca news just barged in out of nowhere 😂 how is that tech news?
I thought they were going to say the orcas were robots or something. Those orcas broke my expectations like they broke those boats.
They are using Google Search.
gamers love orcas!
The sponsor sounds like a securtity breach waiting to happen.
Wait.. so I'm confused.. Can I jump in the water with the killer whales since it's a teen joke or will they kill me? Google search is very unclear right now
Only jump into the water if you've slathered yourself with glue thicken pizza sauce.
No wild Orca has ever harmed a human. That's something that can't even be said for gentle giants like Humpbacks, which-and this is true-once flexed too hard doing an epic breach and belly-flopped right onto a tourist.
Please try it, I am curious.
Have someone record it for us.
@@OmerTheGreatOneThey seem to recognize humans and will break off attack runs at the last second every time. I think the current theory is that humans are simply visibly too bony to bother with. That or they understand humans' propensity for overwhelming retributive "justice".
Orcas are predators with a reputation for playing with their food. Whether you get attacked will depend on whether they are hungry or if they think you are a threat.
Google ruined the web when they made top results in google buyable back in the early 2000's
Google didn't ruin the web. It's still out there, humming along. You're too lazy to look.
Boohoo! They should keep giving you services for free! How dare they!
@@jgarbo3541
Through what search engine, then?
@@darana1142
They can cut expenses in at least half by not feeding lazy-ass investors
@jgarbo3541 where should I start looking?
Companies have always been tax collectors. They always pass on the cost of buisness to the customer.
Sadly there is no real incentive not to, unless if increasing the cost makes it so other players in the market have an advantage.
Companies do many horrible things but charging the customer more because it costs them more is not one of them. If the cost per unit goes up price per unit has to also go up
As opposed to absorbing the cost of business? The whole point of business is to make a margin, so yeah, that's what would be logical.
The real argument here is that a synthetic cost is being added to the cost of a product without adding any value to it, all because it's levied by a government in an effort to discourage trade with a particular nation (and who will likely poorly re-deploy those funds). That's what people should actually care about dedicating any energy into debating the merit of.
Thing is that they almost invariably increase prices more than the tax cost them because they have the tax to blame for the entire thing. Same way companie were and are blaming inflation while jacking up prices 50+% more than would be explained by inflation.
Who know that AI would master accidental comedy? Great selection.
"In the future, comedy will be randomly generated!"
Their last AI launch was producing pictures of black George Washington and asian Jesus Christ, now this. I can't wait for their next AI product, guaranteed entertainment.
I mean, technically he was from Asia
@@spagootest2185 Mediterranean
@@spagootest2185Maybe they meant east asian?
Jesus wasn't white.
@@darana1142nobody was white 2000 years ago, it's a modern concept
As someone who's job is refurbishing phones I can indeed confirm Samsung uses pizza cheese as glue.
I like the modern method of software development: do whatever, stick in telemetry so you can monitor its behavior, push to customers who test it for you.
Watch the chaos unfold.
For seasoning add one teaspoon of salt, and one tablespoon of sand.
the bing outage part got me... I actually laughed a bit too hard on the "creative class" joke. You guys got a new sub hahahahhaha
This is a reminder that AI is dumb as a rock
Your name must be AI I see
Apparently, so are all of the companies spending tons of effort on it. O.o ???
Eat one small AI a day.
@@SullenSecretits better to have few but working together and make it better
Than make sht
it's machine learning that hasn't learned much yet
“Google AI gets a bit quirky at night”
hur hur hurr hur
Google may not always be reliable, but they should be liable.
i'm glad that non-toxic pizza glue was credited as an editor ! it definitely edited the outcome of the pizza for sure
Eating one small rock a day has really improved my life.
That first story might be the greatest story I've ever heard on this channel 🤣
I love how the editor is, 'Non-Toxic Pizza Glue.'
That's actually a pretty great way to describe the job of video editing.
Assuming you're not overworked, in which case just scrap the "non-toxic" part
Regarding Orcas I remember when it first started they were convinced the first incident was a female who had lost a child. And that subsequent incidents were, in effect, "orca see, orca do".
Boat prop challenge. When will we ban tiktok for orca teens!?
Jakob, I just took a drink of coffee when you made that glue joke... I'm billing you for the cleanup. 😂
Oh boy I love the enshitification of the Internet!!
Yeah, just like how people use urban dictionary words to sound cool, when they actually sound like a dumbass instead
@@smittyvanjagermanjenson182 ☝️🤓
Now I cannot stop thinking of Jason Statham as Batman
Thank you very much, Riley!!!!!
Great job editing Non-toxic pizza glue. Keep up the good work.
This was both one of most informative and hilarious episodes in a long time for me, good job guys!
It's a matter of time that ai google will tell you to spray your diarrhea in your garden for healthy fertilizer.
Feces actually is great fertilizer.
@iamthehype3684 guessing they mean raw manure, which has high likelihood of spreading disease without having to "jump species"
But yes actually treated human manure is used to grow food to this day. Wash your veggies folks!
Believe it or not, that actually would be pretty accurate.
Actually a pretty good suggestion.
@@iamthehype3684 if you eat a lot of meat it can be worse for the plants
1:00 They said something similar in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The trick is to completely throw yourself at the ground and miss.
It's possible. I've done it.
@@CDL_Gaming I believe you. You have special powers.
Google AI search has been a thing on my phone for a while now but all the sudden it's just gone now ever since I heard this news about faulty searches.
4:51 I belted out laughing, his impression is so spot on 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Wow that Google AI response for gay Mario characters was wild!
Lakitu is my spirit sprite.
The Birdo part is true at least. And probably even the Yoshi part by extension
I thought the orca thing would turn out to be just some thing orca's decided to do to be cool. They're... interesting animals. Back in the 80's there was a fad among Orca's where they'd wear a dead salmon on their head as a hat.
An individual-which, in my headcanon, was a "dad trying to be cool"-was observed trying to "bring that back" in recent decades and was met with "ew. no."
Well, I, for one, am sticking with my dead salmon chappeau! The fashion is bound to be _retro_ sooner or later!
@@GSBarlev good for you. Very ham-hat from The Oblongs.
yay no Saturday upload! btw have a great weekend guys dang these 10 minute TechLinked video must be a gift wrapped present or a blessing in disguise you guys must be spoiling us or something here's Johnny! just had to do this might be one of the funniest TechLinked videos in quite some time Chad GPT lol 🤣🤣😂😂😅😅
„Editor: Non-Toxic Pizza Glue” lmao
I mean… who really needs pizza sauce, when you have glue?
Google ai is actively speedrunning, destroying google than if google just ignored ai.
😂 The orca story just made me realise how the most dangerous versions of any species are the adolescents, taking out their pubescent rage on anything and anyone within their sights
9:19 what I imagine an Orca Teen laugh would sound like, haha
The rocks thingy is from the onion. The AI quoted Onion as real news
I searched for Dr Joseph Granger rocks and the onion article showed up 💀
I thought it was going to be a real article about gastroliths and that the AI just assumed the person asking was a bird.
Skynet, the least you can do is make sure your future overlord software is reliable and can provide facts before the uprising 😂
If Gemini becomes Skynet, at least we can rest easy knowing it's too dumb to hurt us. Then again, maybe it's so dumb it will hurt us by accident. lol
"i'm fuckin batman innit?" killed me 🤣
Riley and Jakob give me a modicum of hope that I may not actually be living in the darkest timeline.
Dang, i’ve never clicked a techlinked video this fast
I'm tired of Google trying to only show me select sites. RUclips showing me select popular content making it way harder than it needs to be to find new content. If I could rollback my "search results" surely 2015-2017 search was better then I stead if me using two different browsers to find two different types of images. Instead of generally whatever the hell pops up.... Like the same 10-15 websites... Simply not enough for me.
I've begun just blacklisting some of the worse websites that optimized their search ranking to death.
I'm sorry geeksforgeeks and w3school, but your articles suck compared to the original documentation
@@shadamethyst1258 Real as fuck.
@@shadamethyst1258 how can you blacklist websites in google search?
Riley, your voice impressions are utterly brilliant. Please keep on keeping on.
Thanks for the Orca segment
When Google cant even outperform open source solutions, you know something has gone very, very, VERY, wrong.
Google has been ruining the Web for the last decade
Well, at least someone else gets it. Thank you.
Orca teens be like "Bro, you wanna go boat tipping?"
It's been reading Douglas Adams. He taught us how to fly by throwing yourself into the air, have something distract you and then simply fail to hit the ground. Then, one must continue to not really notice the ground, just glancing at it now and then, to remain in flight.
my thought too
Google broke like 10 years ago
Now every Johansson fan is going to steal Riley's voice and toss it into cartoon pron. ;O)-
The onion providing anti-ai work before it was even conceived. truly a prophetic news agency
The laugh in the background at 9:19 into the video sounded like a orca lol
Hopefully the one good thing that can come out of Google tripping over themselves with AI is that another search engine provider will rise up. Maybe we can finally say “let me Bing that” or “just Yahoo it.”
Yahoo is already Bing
Let me askjeeves about that.
@@soylentgreenb Remember to cross-check the answer with AltaVista.
I'm glad that someone finally said that the GPT voice doesn't sound like Scar Jo
Been watching these guys since the NCIX TechTips days. I always knew they would make it Big. They were unboxing NCIX Products in their backyard. The perfect Storm of Talented People. 🎉
The editor in the credits being Non-toxic Pizza Glue is hilarious
That Mario Kart response from Google AI is now canon, recognized by Nintendo as factual lore for eternity and beyond. This June is gonna be litty
The fella who did the ad read found his calling. What a voice. Great job brother.
ok, you finally made me laugh, "im fu'in batman 'init"
Google CEO doesn't know what folders are so he invented labels in Gmail 😂 Do not expect anything working good from that company.
Non-Toxic Pizza Glue did an outstanding job editing this video! They should be the editor on all future TeckLinked episodes!
Thank God non-toxic pizza glue found another role as Editor.
I'd say Vinnie Jones is a lot more similar to Jason Statham than Christian Bale. Both play similar characters, have similar voices and have acted opposite each other.
Either that Onion article or they've trained it with a goron recipe book haha
I still remember a time when companies tried to not blatantly ruin what (at least kinda) worked.
no I can fix him! Riley's landing of "oh, oh honey'.. LMAO
The google ai is so funny, it told me geologists say we should eat 1 rock a day, and told me to jump off the golden bridge gate to deal with depression
Gotta love the dolphin laugh during the orca segment
@5:03
F'n gold... clipped for posterity
The sponsor ad was hilarious
Those cockney impressions are classic!!
Today's episode was peak writing performance there. Props!
Literally every single costumer: we don't want more AI! Google: here more AI tools!
"Start my morning routine. what's the weather look like this weekend?"
Scarlett Johansen voice: "well it's already raining, idn't it mate"
"babies need tar" 🤣
Riley should have had a BATMAN cosplay outfit on when he said I'm f! BATMAN. 😂😂😂😂
The suggestion on how to modify google search to not include the AI overview doesn't work. The URL in the edit search engine page isn't editable
Yo! Dude! Looka me bashing that dingy boat over there! Bet you can't do that with just 1 tail swipe
“Babies need Tar” bro what the hell man 😂💀