Game Theory: I Made Markiplier's PERFECT Pokemon! (Markiplier Smash or Pass)

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  • Опубликовано: 16 май 2024
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    Theorists, sometimes my job gets weird. Today we are going to analyze @markiplier's Pokémon Smash or Pass video. Why? To see if we can figure out what Mark's PERFECT Pokémon would be in the name of science. No really, I'm only doing this for science. Don't forget to let Markiplier know we've come up with his ultimate Pokémon SMASH! ...when did this become my life?
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  • @adri3939
    @adri3939 2 года назад +67176

    And there, Matpat sat. He was wondering; "Could I do this?" He trembled for a bit before ultimately whispering "Yes." He thought he could do it, but he never considered... Should he do it? That has lead to today's episode

    • @chuckleschannel6210
      @chuckleschannel6210 2 года назад +269

      @Don't read profile photo there are stages to love
      ]=

    • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
      @D44RK_Iced_Yogs 2 года назад +256

      Matpat should tackle where Pokemon Legends Arceus and Sword and Shield stand on the Pokemon Multiverse!

    • @megahunter2981
      @megahunter2981 2 года назад +78

      He was too preoccupied with whether or not he could to think of whether or not he should!

    • @lobster5959
      @lobster5959 2 года назад +7

      bahaha

    • @montellacraft2738
      @montellacraft2738 2 года назад +1

      @@lobster5959 LoL ruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html

  • @ArcadeAssassin
    @ArcadeAssassin 2 года назад +41204

    I have never been more scared to click on a game theory video in my life

  • @Rafael-iq5su
    @Rafael-iq5su 2 года назад +15622

    there's something deeply hilarious about matpat having a spreadsheet on all the pokemon mark would smash

    • @SpringySpring04
      @SpringySpring04 2 года назад +141

      this is so funny holy sh!t

    • @user-lk2ex7ng8r
      @user-lk2ex7ng8r 2 года назад +2

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat....:
      ruclips.net/video/cAQxPSwM4h0/видео.html

    • @damonmart6627
      @damonmart6627 2 года назад +33

      @@phoenixsabre5363 goddamn two bots

    • @damonmart6627
      @damonmart6627 2 года назад +25

      It's a spreadsheet on what fictional animals a guy would bang, why wouldn't it be funny

    • @soundrogue4472
      @soundrogue4472 2 года назад +16

      @@phoenixsabre5363 Wow these bots are getting more advanced now!

  • @mauro7522
    @mauro7522 Год назад +975

    This is like putting all you favourite foods in a blender and thinking its gonna taste like the best thing you ever ate 😬

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 Год назад +38

      And then you get something that everyone else likes more than you.

    • @Brisbane_explorers
      @Brisbane_explorers Год назад +3

      True

    • @HeheboiBablah-wq7nu
      @HeheboiBablah-wq7nu Год назад +2

      Video game logic

    • @natalieeuley1734
      @natalieeuley1734 10 месяцев назад +6

      I did this once. I added way too much cinnamon and so it tasted like cinnamon and a mixture of general sugaryness. But uh, the aftertaste was horrible

    • @Golems_wrath
      @Golems_wrath 8 месяцев назад

      @@natalieeuley1734 I’m MALEFOR’S golem from Spyro dawn of the dragon and I ate Spyro and he was delicious so I disagree on that.....XD jk I made a dark game reference joke.

  • @shyfrog3731
    @shyfrog3731 Год назад +177

    Can we just appreciate the fact that MatPat noticed the counter not going up? Even though that was 800 pokemon in and anyone could have easily overlooked that? Just goes to show how much focus and dedication he has for even the smallest, dumbest videos.

  • @terrakage4462
    @terrakage4462 2 года назад +6954

    Markiplier: “We are going to smash and pass all Pokémon. And I will refuse to elaborate.”
    Mat: “Don’t worry. I’ll elaborate for you”

    • @user-jm6qe6sz2p
      @user-jm6qe6sz2p 2 года назад +1

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat:.
      ruclips.net/video/cAQxPSwM4h0/видео.html

    • @user-jm6qe6sz2p
      @user-jm6qe6sz2p 2 года назад +1

      Ж

    • @user-jm6qe6sz2p
      @user-jm6qe6sz2p 2 года назад

      Ж

    • @Markty07
      @Markty07 2 года назад +91

      When matt knows your sexuality better than you do

    • @yippeevi
      @yippeevi 2 года назад +21

      @@user-jm6qe6sz2p i find it hilarious that this has nothing to do with either pokemon, markiplier, matpat, the theorist channels or the smash or pass challenge game whatever it is...

  • @jankoflak820
    @jankoflak820 2 года назад +5815

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
    *LIterally the first pokemon he would smash is a Beedrill*

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename 2 года назад +5

      ruclips.net/video/pnVWhnnWSiE/видео.html
      Do Not miss This :)

    • @user-lk2ex7ng8r
      @user-lk2ex7ng8r 2 года назад +1

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat...:
      ruclips.net/video/cAQxPSwM4h0/видео.html

    • @NubNublet
      @NubNublet 2 года назад +10

      KKonaW profile picture

    • @hellsrip
      @hellsrip 2 года назад +46

      So many bots

    • @NubNublet
      @NubNublet 2 года назад +20

      @@hellsrip yeah

  • @tylerblack3962
    @tylerblack3962 Год назад +120

    The breakdown of Marks preferences on a psychological level is even more interesting given the fact that he didn’t recognize a lot of the Pokemon and had no idea about their stats or descriptions.

  • @Skillfullfilms89
    @Skillfullfilms89 2 года назад +55

    "Stoopid-woopid, silly-willy in the best way possible"
    What a line, Matt. What a line.

  • @stargost2338
    @stargost2338 2 года назад +6111

    Matt: "I made Markiplier scientifically perfect pokemon to smash!"
    Mark: "hmm... Pass"

    • @KingCobraBite
      @KingCobraBite 2 года назад +36

      im trying to understand how to pronounce that c word and i cant figure it out

    • @BlankScy
      @BlankScy 2 года назад +36

      @@KingCobraBite he meant to spell scientifically

    • @harveymaltezmansilla8098
      @harveymaltezmansilla8098 2 года назад +2

      That is what happens

    • @flytude
      @flytude 2 года назад +2

      ikr

    • @4lackofbetter
      @4lackofbetter 2 года назад +9

      It doesn't look quite enough like Nyanlathotep.

  • @wd3185
    @wd3185 2 года назад +5122

    Matt: "This is Mark's favorite Pokémon."
    Mark: "Listen, you're gonna laugh."

  • @Ja_Skulli
    @Ja_Skulli Год назад +41

    The fact that he’s this observant for literally no reason is hilarious to me

  • @ivysummers81
    @ivysummers81 11 месяцев назад +13

    Man, nothin' more wholesome and nonjudgmental than making your friend's perfect smashable pokemon. I love this community.

  • @liviemillie6455
    @liviemillie6455 2 года назад +2913

    Mark: "would mienshao make me a furry ... ?"
    Mark: "OOH MAGNETS"

    • @kaikart123
      @kaikart123 2 года назад +39

      Ninetales be like

    • @cogahan3105
      @cogahan3105 2 года назад +41

      Zoroark and Delphox just don't have fur from now on. Mark said so

    • @soulcyclone360
      @soulcyclone360 2 года назад +4

      "How do they even work?"

    • @ChocolateShrimpPasta
      @ChocolateShrimpPasta 2 года назад +5

      I am now uncontrollably creating fanfic of Mark x Magneton, thank you :')

    • @thevisitor8906
      @thevisitor8906 2 года назад +2

      @webber do you live in Chernobyl? Foxes don’t have 9 tails

  • @bigbrainwooper
    @bigbrainwooper 2 года назад +3752

    Imagine creating the most perfect pokemon for mark to smash
    until mark just says pass

  • @Tek.1234
    @Tek.1234 Год назад +24

    13:30 he only passed bc he said it would make him a furry if he did say smash so meinshao makes sense

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 6 месяцев назад +3

      He definitely could have smashed and wanted to but pretended he didn’t want too

  • @podoke
    @podoke Год назад +2

    as some one who just finished a statistics course i'm loving all the ridiculous yet statistically backed connections and claims you're making

  • @thevampire100
    @thevampire100 2 года назад +1810

    Mark in his video: "I'm not explaining any of this!"
    Matpat: "Don't worry, I got you."

    • @chammycham2936
      @chammycham2936 2 года назад +9

      i-

    • @tombkings6279
      @tombkings6279 2 года назад +10

      Mark is clearly on Milfs i don't know why there's got to be a video about This.

    • @dashinhayes
      @dashinhayes 2 года назад +6

      Literally ctfu 😂😂

  • @z.m.6053
    @z.m.6053 2 года назад +3822

    Mark saying smash for Wailord gives off "bard seducing the dragon" energy.

    • @randomcanadian6298
      @randomcanadian6298 2 года назад +120

      "A Wailord weighs 877.4 lbs, is 47'07" high, and can dive deep at 10,000 feet in one breath. You'd better believe that is someone manages to smash it, the smashing is consensual." - Paraphrased from some twitter comment.

    • @bgrenee2397
      @bgrenee2397 2 года назад +58

      The bard seduces the male dragon
      roll for blugeon damamge

    • @z.m.6053
      @z.m.6053 2 года назад +7

      @@bgrenee2397 *Captain America* so, you decided to dump CON.

    • @thewall4069
      @thewall4069 2 года назад +3

      @@bgrenee2397 dear god

    • @localgrassfieldboneshandler
      @localgrassfieldboneshandler 2 года назад +1

      @@randomcanadian6298 god I would love to

  • @armageddon7432
    @armageddon7432 Год назад +10

    idea: call it...all i can think of is ankha due to its ankh synbol and egypt styling

    • @Nittle69420
      @Nittle69420 Месяц назад

      Oh god no please don't remind me

    • @Thedud7800
      @Thedud7800 6 часов назад

      That shi is a Lucario but purple

  • @bast4rdlyreaper
    @bast4rdlyreaper 10 месяцев назад +3

    8:08 Fun fact, for the size and weight of Wailord, the whale is actually lighter than air, and would just float away. (size vs density/weight).

  • @roostercaw2177
    @roostercaw2177 2 года назад +2951

    Matpat is going to be really pleased about that fakemon he comissioned when he sees Mark's third Sucker For Love episode

    • @flowerangel502
      @flowerangel502 2 года назад +77

      *Vindication!*

    • @Pwhopwo
      @Pwhopwo 2 года назад +44

      This was so perfect 😂

    • @Code_Machine
      @Code_Machine 2 года назад +89

      Perfection. They even had the same Egyptian eye paint as well

    • @EvilSideStalker666
      @EvilSideStalker666 2 года назад +45

      Given he just dropped the new episode of sucker for love with auntie nyan nyan, he certainly got it right.

    • @maythegamer1291
      @maythegamer1291 2 года назад +6

      666 likes, congrats

  • @swseine1670
    @swseine1670 2 года назад +10

    Surprised he didn't have a reaction for Cinderace because out of all the Pokemon Cinderace creeps me out because of how human he looks 🧐

  • @wahfulhouss2373
    @wahfulhouss2373 Год назад +4

    This is like a wing man trying to get his friend his perfect Pokemon

  • @smile_trooper
    @smile_trooper 2 года назад +4672

    I love how Matt Pat will literally tackle any subject you’re definitely the best

    • @1vythesimp
      @1vythesimp 2 года назад +2

      It is

    • @Onion_wavy
      @Onion_wavy 2 года назад +4

      @don't be surprised shut up

    • @Onion_wavy
      @Onion_wavy 2 года назад +4

      @Don't read profile photo shut up no one will do that

    • @Onion_wavy
      @Onion_wavy 2 года назад +5

      @Soy MultimillonarioBRUH CAN U STOP

    • @spruce8611
      @spruce8611 2 года назад +1

      Oh I thought he’d take it on figuratively. Thank you for clearing that up

  • @coconut_in_a_suit975
    @coconut_in_a_suit975 2 года назад +1685

    Mark at the end of the smash or pass video: “I will answer no questions”
    Mat-pat: “Fine, I’ll do it myself”

    • @disintegr8
      @disintegr8 2 года назад +1

      why did you watch the whole 3 hour long video

    • @coconut_in_a_suit975
      @coconut_in_a_suit975 2 года назад +19

      @@disintegr8 it was like 20 minutes, and I guess at least around 200 others did too

    • @coconut_in_a_suit975
      @coconut_in_a_suit975 2 года назад +1

      What is this supposed to mean

    • @PootisMcspootis
      @PootisMcspootis 2 года назад +2

      Since nobody announced they were the ___th like, I'll do the bravest thing EVER....
      I'm the 900th like 💂

  • @chocoboko123
    @chocoboko123 Год назад +1

    "leggy hawaiians" wasn't a phrase I expected to hear today but here we are and I'm not upset about it

  • @Zeropont2023
    @Zeropont2023 8 месяцев назад

    The Pokémon should be called sharp claw

  • @snoopy1026
    @snoopy1026 2 года назад +2652

    Did we seriously just dive headlong into “Smash or Pass” and discover a completely new section of the Markiplex?

    • @ManaT5
      @ManaT5 2 года назад +13

      Yes...yes we did

    • @coolguyamron
      @coolguyamron 2 года назад +6

      Markisex*

    • @azkiol7082
      @azkiol7082 2 года назад +4

      Did y'all just forget that Luigi video

    • @fadingsignal7185
      @fadingsignal7185 2 года назад +6

      @@azkiol7082 wha- what Luigi video?

    • @azkiol7082
      @azkiol7082 2 года назад +7

      @@fadingsignal7185 he calculated the length of Luigi's member

  • @shadowthief6537
    @shadowthief6537 2 года назад +585

    Alternate title: MatPat scientifically proves Mark is a masochist through the power of his pokemon choices

    • @IIIXAxthenXIII
      @IIIXAxthenXIII 2 года назад +18

      A masochist AND A furry

    • @user-lk2ex7ng8r
      @user-lk2ex7ng8r 2 года назад +1

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat....:
      ruclips.net/video/cAQxPSwM4h0/видео.html

    • @neethunair4914
      @neethunair4914 2 года назад +1

      Stop bot

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 2 года назад +1

      It's scientifically proven

    • @oops_dot_jpeg
      @oops_dot_jpeg 2 года назад

      Lol

  • @PettyReader-lw6fs
    @PettyReader-lw6fs 9 месяцев назад

    We need Markiplier to update his video with the newer pokemon

  • @rawirimacd402
    @rawirimacd402 2 года назад +1

    Love the design Artist did so well, I do have an idea for the name it is Karakau It means Clawcat in Maori.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 года назад +3310

    _"I made Markiplier's Perfect Pokemon"_
    _"I made Jacksepticeye's Perfect Animatronic"_
    _"I made Crankgameplay's Perfect Collab"_
    _After all these weeks, finally... I have them all_
    _The Unholy "Smash or Pass" Theory Trinity_

    • @SilverSkyCloud
      @SilverSkyCloud 2 года назад +26

      whats the worst that could happen?

    • @jrogon5072
      @jrogon5072 2 года назад +4

      @@SilverSkyCloud 🤫

    • @lynxthelegend7508
      @lynxthelegend7508 2 года назад +45

      @@SilverSkyCloud They all breed to create an unholy amalgamation of robot pokemon and collab I guess

    • @Emerald-Fluffie
      @Emerald-Fluffie 2 года назад +6

      Don’t forget, “I made Patterrz’s Perfect Smash Fighter”

    • @DripskiTheSkier
      @DripskiTheSkier 2 года назад +3

      Theres an obscure one which would be "I made AeonAirs perfect Geometry Dash Icon"

  • @PainCausingSamurai
    @PainCausingSamurai 2 года назад +1380

    Given that Mark's most noticeable reactions were to two flowers and a bug, I'd say he's a bee looking for a grass type to pollinate

  • @Ghostie_Gal
    @Ghostie_Gal 9 месяцев назад

    cleoCATra should be the name of the name of the custom pokemon

  • @arcticpanda4022
    @arcticpanda4022 9 месяцев назад +2

    6:30 BRO ITS LITTERLY IN THE NAME SUDO"WOOD"O WHAT KIND OF POKEMON IS THAT.

  • @alinalexandru2466
    @alinalexandru2466 2 года назад +798

    And now imagine Mark seeing the design and then saying "pass"

    • @user-jm6qe6sz2p
      @user-jm6qe6sz2p 2 года назад +1

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat.:
      ruclips.net/video/cAQxPSwM4h0/видео.html

    • @matpal6
      @matpal6 2 года назад +41

      Too much spam here

    • @DIRTkat_ofc
      @DIRTkat_ofc 2 года назад +15

      Looks like your comment has spams

    • @alinalexandru2466
      @alinalexandru2466 2 года назад

      @@matpal6 Ignore them. I'd also report them but that doesn't do much.

    • @alinalexandru2466
      @alinalexandru2466 2 года назад

      @@DIRTkat_ofc What comment with many likes doesn't? xd

  • @thd8656
    @thd8656 2 года назад +2386

    Imagine being an artist who got the entire project crushed by a single word from Markiplier

  • @DuchessJabbs
    @DuchessJabbs 3 месяца назад +1

    I think that the name "Sphix" or "Nyxz" or something like that. Maybe even "Phaeron". I get that this was posted a while ago, but i really wanted to share the names I thought of when I saw the new pokemon you guys invented. It really is beautiful, and I love the design!

  • @NeptuneEnerg
    @NeptuneEnerg 8 месяцев назад +1

    I’d say sudowoodo looks like a wood type, but right when the thought went in my head… I realized wood type doesn’t exist.

  • @isaiahdeleon2508
    @isaiahdeleon2508 2 года назад +1304

    Now we need a part two figuring out Jack’s ideal animatronic

    • @hey.whataboutme8744
      @hey.whataboutme8744 2 года назад +49

      And a part three figuring out Ethan's ideal mark and jack collab situation

    • @silly_eevee
      @silly_eevee 2 года назад +3

      Ah, yes

    • @arfoster384
      @arfoster384 2 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @animegx45
      @animegx45 2 года назад +6

      Roxxane.
      Purple. Animal/human. Has x-vision (close enough to being psychic), and can definitely crush his skull in.

    • @Moonmoon-ws6jo
      @Moonmoon-ws6jo 2 года назад +2

      y e s

  • @factualtemplar8797
    @factualtemplar8797 2 года назад +3516

    It is now a fact that MatPat not only has shown furry art on this channel, but HIRED someone to make it for him.

    • @kirbywithlegs98
      @kirbywithlegs98 2 года назад +240

      Imagine getting a email from Matthew Patrick himself that just says “hey bro wanna make the Pokémon that markiplier is the most likely to smash”

    • @finthefishsep20toma
      @finthefishsep20toma 2 года назад +30

      Just here to mention that mark's brother has been consistently producing one of the most popular furry comic series for well over a decade now. Lol.
      Its called "two kinds", and while the creator claims himself (i forget his brothers name otherwise id add it) to not be a furry it's 100% definitely a comic for furries as all the characters are animal humanoids

    • @Psycho_Social73
      @Psycho_Social73 2 года назад +4

      @@finthefishsep20toma if you talk about the weather does that make you the meteorologist or the broadcaster, if you pour creamer into your coffee at a coffee shop does that make you the barista or are you still the customer, if your getting robbed and you happen to have a gun and shoot the one robbing you does that make you the criminal… there is nothing wrong with your opinion and thoughts but hey it’s 2022 where gender and identity is something else I don’t blame you all I say is that when or if you watch paw patrol with your son daughter niece, nephew… you don’t have to like it to watch it and no one’s judging you…(if he says he’s not a furry or that hr doesn’t associate as a furry then just let it be). :)👍

    • @finthefishsep20toma
      @finthefishsep20toma 2 года назад +7

      @@Psycho_Social73 i never said he was a furry so i feel like this comment was a little unwarranted, although i do agree with your points. There's plenty of artists within the furry fandom who do not consider themselves to be furries, and marks brother is among them.
      All i said is that the comic is *for* furries, which i stand by because that's definitely the main demographic of who's consuming it. So i was not trying to say that he himself was a furry as well, just that the comic twokinds is something i would categorize as very furry

    • @Psycho_Social73
      @Psycho_Social73 2 года назад +2

      @@finthefishsep20toma I now that’s why I said that your thoughts aren’t wrong, but I also agree with you on that

  • @santinoespinoza7471
    @santinoespinoza7471 2 года назад +11

    I demand a sequel until mark smashes it

  • @pointyheadYT
    @pointyheadYT 7 месяцев назад

    This still doesn't explain why Mark is attracted to sandcastles.

  • @TheStreamingEnderman
    @TheStreamingEnderman 2 года назад +5162

    Based on Mark's recent video expressing *INTEREST* in a giant Egyptian cat goddess, this already aged to perfection.
    Edit: This aged like clotted cream

    • @clickbaitme5247
      @clickbaitme5247 2 года назад +99

      Oh no God no PLEASE GOD NO NONONONO

    • @themostpointlessvideos
      @themostpointlessvideos 2 года назад +57

      wow, i wonder where i saw that before....

    • @shadow-yl6zx
      @shadow-yl6zx 2 года назад +36

      This is what I just sent for the name. When you look at it it should have a name associated whith a pharaoh from depictions in pyramids so... pharomosa the legendary Pokemon found in ancient Egypt though this Pokemon has not bin seen righting in pyramids suggest only a descended of the Egyptians can find and catch it this Pokemon is a ground and fire type nothing else is known about this Pokemon

    • @shadow-yl6zx
      @shadow-yl6zx 2 года назад +7

      This is not taken from your description of what it looks like the resan I replied what I sent is because your also abservint

    • @hotlxser
      @hotlxser 2 года назад +41

      auntie nyan nyan
      (BIG LADY NYAN)

  • @MEGAN0601
    @MEGAN0601 2 года назад +12037

    Cleopetri: a name crossed between Cleopatra and the word Petrify. This new Pokemon is great and I think it's pre evolutions would be adorable.

    • @user-jm6qe6sz2p
      @user-jm6qe6sz2p 2 года назад +10

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat:
      ruclips.net/video/cAQxPSwM4h0/видео.html

    • @codymurphy7347
      @codymurphy7347 2 года назад +99

      Damn, that's genius

    • @yellowkantaron8655
      @yellowkantaron8655 2 года назад +7

      @@codymurphy7347 yessirruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html

    • @flamingtitan9341
      @flamingtitan9341 2 года назад +29

      Love it so much

    • @47ratsinahoodie
      @47ratsinahoodie 2 года назад +24

      Ooh love it!

  • @CJK_781
    @CJK_781 Год назад +1

    13:40 YES PLEASE DO this looks like it would be an amazing Pokemon for Scarlet and Violet I LOVE IT!

  • @hazardrequiem2537
    @hazardrequiem2537 8 месяцев назад

    i think the pokemon you created for mark should be called anubion. it looks king of like the Egyptian god Anubis

  • @tankmoonboi3530
    @tankmoonboi3530 2 года назад +3941

    I can already tell this is going to be great

  • @epicplayz6132
    @epicplayz6132 2 года назад +2180

    “I made Markiplier’s _perfect_ Pokémon”
    Me: *He’s too dangerous to be left alive!*

    • @user-lk2ex7ng8r
      @user-lk2ex7ng8r 2 года назад +2

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat...:
      ruclips.net/video/cAQxPSwM4h0/видео.html

    • @user-lk2ex7ng8r
      @user-lk2ex7ng8r 2 года назад +2

      Ж

    • @nechrosmaosx4297
      @nechrosmaosx4297 2 года назад +1

      literally Ankha

    • @therevenant4285
      @therevenant4285 2 года назад +1

      Copied comment bruh

    • @REDACTED64846
      @REDACTED64846 2 года назад +2

      Who's too dangerous to be left alive? Markiplier or Mat?

  • @VerbenaRP
    @VerbenaRP Год назад +1

    I think the name for the pokemon could be "Hyberno". Idk why but that was the first thing that came to mind

  • @MrCyanGaming
    @MrCyanGaming 6 месяцев назад +1

    All you did was calculate the average pokémon
    You need to be checking the percentages of each data point rather than the total since the total is heavily influenced by the average pokémon
    If there's like 50 tall pokémon and 500 average sized pokémon and he selects 20 of the tall pokémon yet 100 of the average sized pokémon, based on your approach you deduce he prefers average sized pokémon despite the smash percentage for taller pokémon being higher. He just didn't have enough to choose from

    • @MrCyanGaming
      @MrCyanGaming 6 месяцев назад

      Also the pokémon's type, attack, defense and things like that shouldn't be looked at as his choices were purely visual

  • @strawberryduchess656
    @strawberryduchess656 2 года назад +2160

    Alternate title: “Scientifically proving that Mark is in fact a masochist” (4:10)

    • @user-jm6qe6sz2p
      @user-jm6qe6sz2p 2 года назад +1

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat:.
      ruclips.net/video/cAQxPSwM4h0/видео.html

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename 2 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/pnVWhnnWSiE/видео.html
      *take a look* yes

    • @user-jm6qe6sz2p
      @user-jm6qe6sz2p 2 года назад +1

      Д

    • @benbadguy1237
      @benbadguy1237 2 года назад +22

      And a furry (maybe)

    • @user-jm6qe6sz2p
      @user-jm6qe6sz2p 2 года назад +1

      Чо

  • @CesarARodriguez
    @CesarARodriguez 2 года назад +2022

    Yeah, so Markiplier's perfect pokemon is Ankha, that's rather understandable.

    • @joehattene3915
      @joehattene3915 2 года назад +134

      Purple ankha

    • @DarkLink1996.
      @DarkLink1996. 2 года назад +130

      I had that exact thought.
      "You literally just made a purple Ankha...
      Understandable, have a nice day"

    • @the_guy5524
      @the_guy5524 2 года назад +70

      @@joehattene3915 "shiny" Ankha

    • @danktank9049
      @danktank9049 2 года назад +21

      It reminds me of Galarian Zigzagoon getting a new evolution into Obstagoon. Egyptian Umbreon evolves by giving it "trainers search history".

    • @davidthorp01
      @davidthorp01 2 года назад +5

      Made me wheeze

  • @geekgirl_luv4262
    @geekgirl_luv4262 7 месяцев назад

    I didn’t think I’d ever be watching a video psychoanalyzing Markiplier based on the Pokémon he would smash, but here we are

  • @Ichiy0k
    @Ichiy0k 9 месяцев назад

    You can hear matpats voice slowly dying over the course of the video

  • @dinodude6992
    @dinodude6992 2 года назад +420

    Markiplier: I'm not a masochist
    Mat pat: let's make a theory!

  • @Manik034
    @Manik034 2 года назад +629

    MatPat: If there’s one thing I love more than Mark, it’s math
    Steph: And I took that personally

  • @therainygamer2454
    @therainygamer2454 6 месяцев назад

    It's the gental explosion noise and then the explosion for me

  • @aidensanford228
    @aidensanford228 8 месяцев назад

    5:40 ahhh yes the grain of a sand castle

  • @moshuma3739
    @moshuma3739 2 года назад +708

    Mark: "I won't elaborate."
    Matpat: But I can.

    • @yesseniamendoza6378
      @yesseniamendoza6378 2 года назад +13

      That's so accurate

    • @ningaskillzz5273
      @ningaskillzz5273 2 года назад +7

      Facts

    • @vinyl7764
      @vinyl7764 2 года назад

      444444

    • @Gustavo-po9bd
      @Gustavo-po9bd 2 года назад

      I know it's a meme video but some things make no sense, like Mark definitely doesn't know what's Alola or the stats and egg groups

    • @deadmanrang
      @deadmanrang 2 года назад

      @@vinyl7764 this man reciting a Harvest Moon Easter egg or what?

  • @isaacabel6839
    @isaacabel6839 2 года назад +376

    "If there's one thing that I love more than Mark-"
    *looks at his wife*
    *looks at his child*
    "-it's MATH."

    • @amesky4589
      @amesky4589 2 года назад +5

      Hey, man + woman = child

    • @liamwhite3522
      @liamwhite3522 2 года назад +7

      And also, Mark could be 5th. Math is 4th, wife and child are 3rd and 2nd, and Diet Coke/whatever brand he swapped it for is #1.

    • @wiggle143
      @wiggle143 2 года назад +4

      Child= parent^2

    • @ThiccFurryBoi34
      @ThiccFurryBoi34 2 года назад

      When did he have a wife and kid

    • @XDX13
      @XDX13 2 года назад

      Emotional damage

  • @Jasonixel
    @Jasonixel 2 года назад +1

    Well since it's clearly got some inspiration from Egyptian culture, could call it Basnubis (A mix of Anubis and Bastet, cat and jackal gods.)
    Design wise, I'd say it just feels like a very cliche modge podge of Egyptian culture and gods. It's not a bad idea but it can be improved upon with just a little research on Egyptian gods and deities.

    • @joshuarobinson8529
      @joshuarobinson8529 Год назад

      Basnubis sounds hodgepodgey, a couple of words smashed together.
      I like what I inadvertently coined: Basturnal.

    • @Jasonixel
      @Jasonixel Год назад

      @@joshuarobinson8529 yeah a hodgepodge name for a hodgepodge design. To be real, I’m not a fan of the design. Just felt too overdone and easy of an idea.

  • @LittleTLC2010
    @LittleTLC2010 5 месяцев назад +1

    The chair throw 😂7:20

  • @JimiArchive
    @JimiArchive 2 года назад +3777

    really went from catch em all to smash em all 💀

  • @Zyraphim
    @Zyraphim 2 года назад +599

    What impresses me the most is the fact that MatPat didn't question why he's making this video more than once

    • @ChadButtowski
      @ChadButtowski 2 года назад +2

      DON'T read my name! :3

    • @danktank9049
      @danktank9049 2 года назад

      15:47 idea for a name: Mahnkaton. Reply for an explanation!

  • @lostkids98
    @lostkids98 9 месяцев назад

    I thought of it on the top of my head. Name it "Pharieck"

  • @RubbishBear
    @RubbishBear Год назад

    3:40 anyone else realize those three kinda reminds them of Amy? Especially pharamosa? I think that's what really drove his heart eyes out.

  • @iamnotayoutuber3006
    @iamnotayoutuber3006 2 года назад +920

    I love how markiplier made a random idea expecting it to end there, only to realise that it's now everywhere.

    • @user-lk2ex7ng8r
      @user-lk2ex7ng8r 2 года назад

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat....:
      ruclips.net/video/cAQxPSwM4h0/видео.html

    • @randomericthings7506
      @randomericthings7506 2 года назад +2

      @@user-lk2ex7ng8r , ruclips.net/video/pJTGAtLH7Hw/видео.html

    • @watertommyz
      @watertommyz 2 года назад

      @@user-lk2ex7ng8r because Russian swearing?

  • @amybradley9334
    @amybradley9334 Год назад +1

    Sphinyll (Royal + Sphinx)

  • @matthewhitchcock7831
    @matthewhitchcock7831 9 месяцев назад

    It should be called pharotick.

  • @zenzero4899
    @zenzero4899 2 года назад +1868

    For the pokemon at the end, I wanna give it the name “Pharomau”. Based off the words “Pharaoh” (an ancient Egyptian ruler) and “Mau” (the Egyptian word for cat).

    • @silvertheorist
      @silvertheorist 2 года назад +72

      Of all the suggestions in the comments, I would absolutely back this one up the most.

    • @KingVAzizi
      @KingVAzizi 2 года назад +7

      That sounds sick!

    • @epicureanbard
      @epicureanbard 2 года назад +16

      Now the next question, what would the 1st-stage evolution be called?

    • @user-jm6qe6sz2p
      @user-jm6qe6sz2p 2 года назад +2

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat.:
      ruclips.net/video/cAQxPSwM4h0/видео.html

    • @starblaze711
      @starblaze711 2 года назад +14

      @@epicureanbard I’d say add it to Meowth’s evolution line lol

  • @puffer-snas5714
    @puffer-snas5714 5 месяцев назад +2

    Intstead of matpat sitting mark down and talking about his video but instead goes ahead and makes him a Pokémon

  • @teylavanheiden6110
    @teylavanheiden6110 2 года назад +1

    Tetsab.
    I think it would be a fun name for and Pokémon. It the the name of the Egyptian goddess Bastet backwards.

  • @Memetastic
    @Memetastic 2 года назад +1843

    The moment I saw this video I questioned if it was even an actual game theory video and not a meme from someone else.

    • @jumbotron2633
      @jumbotron2633 2 года назад +6

      Oh it's you again

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename 2 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/pnVWhnnWSiE/видео.html
      *take a look* yes

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename 2 года назад +1

      @@jumbotron2633 lol

    • @searluck
      @searluck 2 года назад +1

      same I was laughing though

    • @user-jm6qe6sz2p
      @user-jm6qe6sz2p 2 года назад

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat..:
      ruclips.net/video/cAQxPSwM4h0/видео.html

  • @voxvolhynia5400
    @voxvolhynia5400 2 года назад +717

    "That would definitely make me a furry, pass" & "I'm not a masochist"
    -Mark, who would smash a bee whose stinger was replaced with industrial mining equipment

    • @abbyma1189
      @abbyma1189 2 года назад +30

      I love that these are real English words we can put together and it’s accurate to context 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ItWasAMistakeTalkingToMe.
      @ItWasAMistakeTalkingToMe. 5 месяцев назад

      @@abbyma1189I don't.

  • @armandkriel8833
    @armandkriel8833 2 года назад

    Name for pokemon at the end. I would think ( given it's Egyptian-ish like appearance) Bastetmau. Which is a combination of the Egyptian word for cat (Mau) and also the ancient egyption god with cat like features (Bastet)

  • @andersnelson
    @andersnelson 7 месяцев назад

    Wouldn't it even grosser to crush the bug? Because of the blood?

  • @firenzarfrenzy4985
    @firenzarfrenzy4985 2 года назад +1610

    The "Smash... but why" always gets me
    You know you wanna do it because it's somehow attractive yet ironically you cannot place what IS attractive about it

    • @GoGo-sj4zo
      @GoGo-sj4zo 2 года назад +29

      IRONically, get it haha

    • @jallybwan3767
      @jallybwan3767 2 года назад +20

      magnetically attractive

    • @IssaalaaRacing
      @IssaalaaRacing 2 года назад +16

      Ig it just pulled him like a magnet

    • @VanNessy97
      @VanNessy97 2 года назад +6

      "... Weirdly smash"

    • @KynrScott
      @KynrScott 2 года назад +1

      This is what I want to know. Please make a video on this one decision

  • @sunlightsage2982
    @sunlightsage2982 2 года назад +2428

    And about 4 days later, we see Markiplier in his natural habitat, foaming at the mouth over a 10 foot tall Egyptian cat woman live on camera.

    • @pikachui2336
      @pikachui2336 2 года назад +83

      Im just thinking about other thing. And its exactly the same thing but worse

    • @Shahzad-ss1jq
      @Shahzad-ss1jq 2 года назад +40

      Ankha

    • @S0NAL_
      @S0NAL_ 2 года назад +19

      in that sucker for love game

    • @TheStreamingEnderman
      @TheStreamingEnderman 2 года назад +4

      Indeed...

    • @mr.kittysavestheworld695
      @mr.kittysavestheworld695 2 года назад +32

      Mark's not the only one falling hard for Auntie Nyan Nyan. I'm charging full-steam-ahead into a brand new hyperfixation, and she's an Eldritch god catwoman with a dorceless tentacle face!
      It's especially perfect given Nyarlathotep has always been my favorite member of the Lovecraft gang.

  • @amritayadav1171
    @amritayadav1171 2 года назад +2

    I think I have a name for the Pokemon how about ... Clawpatra as in claw from cat and Petra from Cleopatra.

  • @hatstick312
    @hatstick312 Год назад

    i wish someone analyzed my tastes with data and analytics and stuff like that.. i'd probably end up learning stuff about myself that i didn't even know.. would be fun

  • @BoogieBoy_
    @BoogieBoy_ 2 года назад +1164

    matpat has seriously gotten to the point where he analyzes markiplier’s smash or pass episode on Pokémon to create the perfect soulmate
    and honestly I love it

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename 2 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/pnVWhnnWSiE/видео.html
      Do not miss This :)

    • @user-jm6qe6sz2p
      @user-jm6qe6sz2p 2 года назад

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat.:
      ruclips.net/video/cAQxPSwM4h0/видео.html

    • @user-jm6qe6sz2p
      @user-jm6qe6sz2p 2 года назад

      Ж

    • @mossy1476
      @mossy1476 2 года назад

      true friendship

    • @ChadButtowski
      @ChadButtowski 2 года назад

      Hey! DO NOT read my name! :3

  • @jamietrefz
    @jamietrefz 2 года назад +1804

    I really like to imagine that mark is eating cereal and drinking his morning coffee/tea and just watching this video

    • @user-lk2ex7ng8r
      @user-lk2ex7ng8r 2 года назад +3

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat.....:
      ruclips.net/video/cAQxPSwM4h0/видео.html

    • @ComicSans-ew2ou
      @ComicSans-ew2ou 2 года назад +36

      Don't interact with the bots, you'll just perpetuate the cycle

    • @justwow2516
      @justwow2516 2 года назад +7

      I’m calling it now he’s gonna find this comment lol

    • @icel8828
      @icel8828 2 года назад +16

      He’ll definitely spit out his sour patch kids cereal if he sees this

    • @sodafin6874
      @sodafin6874 2 года назад +5

      And when he sees the perfect design he chokes on his cereal and just goes "HOHO HOHO HO MAMA"

  • @JeuxJester
    @JeuxJester 8 месяцев назад +1

    What if society is telling you it's not okay to smash children? Then can society have a say?

  • @MissCaraMint
    @MissCaraMint Год назад +1

    Objection! Mark was not looking at the data and so had no idea of the real height and weight of the Pokémon. Rather he picked Pokémon that are shaped long and lean a lot which on a human would translate to tall. That is entirely consistent with Mark’s prior statements of liking height.

  • @gracierose2985
    @gracierose2985 2 года назад +621

    Mark : "Smash.... but why?"
    His brain : cpr playing in his head

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/E-vQ3ly3VZ0/видео.html

    • @user-lk2ex7ng8r
      @user-lk2ex7ng8r 2 года назад

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat.....:
      ruclips.net/video/cAQxPSwM4h0/видео.html

    • @guizhong805
      @guizhong805 2 года назад +1

      I save …. By giving it a cpr ⭐️

    • @ChadButtowski
      @ChadButtowski 2 года назад

      DON'T read my name! :3

    • @alishegamer8490
      @alishegamer8490 2 года назад

      so let me beee

  • @NintenUnity
    @NintenUnity 2 года назад +3754

    Pokédex: Tsareena has a cold heart and shows no mercy as it stomps on its opponents
    Mat: Tsareena has traditional feminine qualities

    • @Usrr11
      @Usrr11 2 года назад +42

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @freekill1018
      @freekill1018 2 года назад +180

      It's perfect for Mark he's a not so secret masochist

    • @Screecher_says_stuff
      @Screecher_says_stuff 2 года назад +53

      Well, he's not wrong

    • @AC_memes
      @AC_memes 2 года назад +24

      It's not wrong now if need me I need to from every goddess ever cause they want to kill me

    • @bunnzo1749
      @bunnzo1749 2 года назад +5

      Yo I knew you would be here

  • @moonrabbit9621
    @moonrabbit9621 Год назад

    I think the name should follow the Egyptian theme by combining names related to it: Anhkhora, Anukha, Egybis, Jackalha, Pyrakha, Pyrabis, etc.

  • @thesheehans10
    @thesheehans10 10 месяцев назад +1

    Name proposal : Cleocatra

  • @delta_gon5277
    @delta_gon5277 2 года назад +468

    matpat: heres what i think mark would love most.
    **anhka zone starts playing**
    me: why do i hear boss music.

  • @Alini_
    @Alini_ 2 года назад +1387

    Mark: makes a smash or pass video on Pokémon as a meme
    Mat: dissects the video and comes to very revealing conclusions

    • @MephistoGaming-zx3qh
      @MephistoGaming-zx3qh 2 года назад +35

      Mark: Passes on the pokemon that Mat made for him

    • @manuelk1853
      @manuelk1853 2 года назад +18

      @@MephistoGaming-zx3qh That's so sad ngl, even tho it's mostly meant in a funny way

    • @harveymaltezmansilla8098
      @harveymaltezmansilla8098 2 года назад +4

      Reality Mark: Pass

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 Год назад +8

      @@manuelk1853 I mean it’s kinda telling that Matt didn’t make it look tall with long legs when trying to create the perfect mon for Mark. That’s like plainly obvious and he should of know Mark wasn’t looking at actual height but leg to body ratio and that there’s far more short mons then mons who have to bend over to just look at your face with feminine features so his data set was skewed away from mark’s preferred height. Matt is less analytic then one thinks and then when he made the second one he didn’t consider WHY Mark said pass ( which was already obvious) and then he made a mon that looked even shorter. His joke 3rd attempt mon was the closest just needed a feminine face which Mark promptly did by combining the two.

    • @manuelk1853
      @manuelk1853 Год назад +1

      @@ultimaterecoil1136 That makes sense

  • @Goku19911
    @Goku19911 Год назад

    "very proud of this intro"
    Matpat

  • @TheSunIsADeadlyLaser90482
    @TheSunIsADeadlyLaser90482 Год назад

    Name for the Pokémon
    Khopersan-1st evolution stage
    (Khopesh + Persan)
    Pharawan-2nd evolution stage
    (Pharaon + Hayawan Alwashq(arabic for lynx))

  • @AfterglowAmpharos
    @AfterglowAmpharos 2 года назад +2089

    Imagine being the commission artist that MatPat approached with this art request. Imagine what that would feel like.
    Nothing against the art of course, it's just MatPat's request that's weird as hell

    • @markalanajon3295
      @markalanajon3295 2 года назад +84

      Its both a blessing if the artist a matpat fan or a curse welp obviously

    • @Alexkralie
      @Alexkralie 2 года назад +52

      The artist is one of his editors lol

    • @jameshayes-barber9340
      @jameshayes-barber9340 2 года назад +76

      As a furry artist it's probably true LEAST creepy thing they were tasked with drawing

    • @unbearablysmug2437
      @unbearablysmug2437 2 года назад +11

      @@jameshayes-barber9340 creepiest one, tell me now

    • @stick3rbatz
      @stick3rbatz 2 года назад +9

      @@unbearablysmug2437 “hello, fat fetish artist?”

  • @idalaM
    @idalaM 2 года назад +828

    Our new Pokemon should be called: Kleokatra. Evolved from Tutankhatten - a wrapped mummy based feline pokemon.

    • @Rainlars1031
      @Rainlars1031 2 года назад +10

      OMG I WAS THINKING THE SAME

    • @anhilliator1
      @anhilliator1 2 года назад +14

      Looks more Jackal-ish to me - I'm thinking something derived from "Anput," but I got no idea what.

    • @user-lk2ex7ng8r
      @user-lk2ex7ng8r 2 года назад

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat.....:
      ruclips.net/video/cAQxPSwM4h0/видео.html

    • @sohamacharya171
      @sohamacharya171 2 года назад +2

      @@anhilliator1 Or from Anubis.

    • @darylchua2168
      @darylchua2168 2 года назад +1

      You're a genius.

  • @EthanatorTRG
    @EthanatorTRG 2 года назад

    12:19
    I love how it's just Rotom as the BFG9000 😂

  • @dianewebster6357
    @dianewebster6357 2 года назад +1

    Personality tests: 👎
    Matpat theorizing and making assumptions about you based off which pokemon you'd smash: 👍

  • @kashbaldauf1433
    @kashbaldauf1433 2 года назад +770

    Before I watch the whole thing, I want to say that this feels like it’s going to be a “Mark is a masochist” joke.

    • @starrysoleil4760
      @starrysoleil4760 2 года назад +27

      You were not mistaken

    • @ellie8272
      @ellie8272 2 года назад +21

      Honestly it's not disrespectful tbh. Matpat makes it very clear he doesn't judge Mark for being an M

    • @michaeloji3463
      @michaeloji3463 2 года назад +3

      @killer wasp heh the irony

    • @user-lk2ex7ng8r
      @user-lk2ex7ng8r 2 года назад

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat....:
      ruclips.net/video/cAQxPSwM4h0/видео.html

  • @dapperpotatoes8473
    @dapperpotatoes8473 2 года назад +518

    I never ever thought this day would come, I am both impressed and extremely concerned for MatPat’s health.

    • @user-jm6qe6sz2p
      @user-jm6qe6sz2p 2 года назад +1

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat..:
      ruclips.net/video/cAQxPSwM4h0/видео.html

    • @cursedcat6467
      @cursedcat6467 2 года назад +4

      Yeah he didn’t even mention mismagius which is a lot closer and you may say it has high special defense but the Pokémon would still be afar when attacking and getting hit

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename 2 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/pnVWhnnWSiE/видео.html
      *take a look* yes

    • @user-jm6qe6sz2p
      @user-jm6qe6sz2p 2 года назад +1

      Н

    • @lazyluca1660
      @lazyluca1660 2 года назад +1

      Which? mental or physical