You severely underestimated Luigi's size, remember that when playing sports, the blood rushes to more necessary parts of the body (at that moment) and the buddy basically shrinks.
@@xXHorrorCatXx that i can't say, you would have to get an average length of the buddy right after playing tennis and one before playing tennis and in a resting position, then add that to Luigi's size. I guess that's a viable way of knowing?
I'm just impressed by how many alternate names he comes up with for Luigi's "little cannoli" (that was my favorite one i think) Edit: came back to this years later and realized it was MARIO'S "little cannoli" and what I meant was Luigi's "dinglehopper" lol
"Hey mario, didja ever wonder where a baby comes from?" "Well ya see Luigi, when a Paisano puts his spaghetti noodle into a Mama Mias ravioli, a little Bambino covered in Prosciutto comes out about 9 months later."
There's a problem where he's assuming that it's completely straight whilst in his pants, when it's most likely bent over, or in a downwards position, then there's the problem with fabric augmenting the soft twig itself. There's too many assumptions, but if it is bent over, there's a chance it's much larger that what's listed here
Not to mention, lack of blood in the area when he's playing sports causing the appendage to shrink, so mathematically, Luigi could be packing somewhere from 7.5 to 8 inches if the blood thing is the only problem. If it's tucked, it could even be 8+
if mattpatt can find the length of Luigi's "mushroom" doesn't that mean he could technically find the size of peach, daisy, and Rosalina's "money makers" couldn't he go around to every female or male game, movie or food mascot's on all of the various theory channels and find the size of there "balloons" or "disco stick" that would be a fun theory crossover like canablism week
I did some research (before anyone says anything yes I am aware of how sus that sounds) and Peach appears to have the smallest "cherries" out of the three of them. Daisy and Rosalina both have fairly obvious shading on their dresses to indicate the outline of their chests, but Peach doesn't seem to have that, at least not in the photos I looked at.
Poor luigi, he just wants to play some tennis and be a hero but everyone's to busy worrying about his trouser-sausage and thinking he's a goofy lovable idiot who isn't taken seriously
I was bored so... every euphemism in this video: - warp pipe - "south of the border" - power shroom - little Wiggler - petey piranha - mega mushroom - one eyed cobrat - ye Olde dinglehopper - little Goomba - little poltergust - pocket rocket - disco stick - luigi's plunger - dangling hammer bro - little cannoli - enormous *yoshi noise*
Most Substitution! (What I could do, feel free to add if I missed any) Warp Pipe, 0:03 Short Buldge, 0:16 Weird Shadows, 1:29 Power Shroom, 1:50 ManHood, 2:28 Shy Guy, 2:29 Giga Bowser, 2:30 Little Wiggler, 2:49 Pete Parana, 4:36 Buldge, 4:39 Mega Mushroom, 4:48 One Eyed Cobrat, 4:55 Ye Old DingleHopper, 5:02 The No Longer Innocent Diglett, 5:20 Bonus Star, 5:50 Achievement also unlocked, 5:50 Little Goomba, 6:19 Measure Up, 6:48 Manhood In Another Castle, 6:49 (His face tho) Pocket Rocket: 6:53 Shower/Chainchomp: 6:59 Growers/Shy Guys, 7:02 Growers, 7:11 Showers, 7:12 Final Boss, 7:15 Showers, 7:21 Star Power, 7:35 Disco Stick, 7:56 Plunger, 8:06 Hammer Bro, 9:30 Little Canoli, 9:36 Lump, 10:02 Yoshi, 10:24 Tall, Tall Mountain, 11:09 Dingle Hop, 12:10 How does Stephanie feel about this? How did the people hearing you record this feel? I have so many questions... *Game Theory intro goes on in the background*
The greatest april fools prank is to make an episode so ridiculous, the people think it's fake clickbait *Then they click and regret every decision they've made in life*
What Luigi's... Warp Pipe Power Shroom Manhood Shy Guy Giga Bowser Little Wiggler Petey Piranha Mega Mushroom One-Eyed Cobrat Ye Old Dinglehopper Mons Pubis Little Goomba Pocket Rocket Disco Stick Plunger Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts Dangling Hammer Bro Little Cannoli (Yoshi!) ...Has been referred as throughout the video Bulge Count - 19
people in 2018 : the world will die from global warming in 3018 3018: Person 1 : hey what's the weather? person 2: umm it's -55 and there's a blizzard. person 1: that's amazing , we haven't had good weather like this for years
Warrior Cats of MysteryClan he has to make up for actually being worse then Luigi true he is the face of many games but Luigi even though he’s in a few games but he still has more money and power up actually affect him more
Mr Dad Steph's pregnant? Oh! Congratulations! Also, the majority of people would be embarrassed by the crap their parents put on the Internet. It's not that big of a deal.
Isaiah Hunter, I know and MatPat keep up with the puns(I do not know what to say.Hey thow me a bone. Sans:worst pun since 1999. Hey your puns suck sans
Luigi The Weegee Well First of all, I knew that, second of all, Why is this totally on RUclips, and third of all, my RUclips channel name is Luigi Lover LuigiGirl64. I have to wait 90 days until I Change my name on my Channel.
Wait so Luigi is a sweetheart with a dark side who's capable of overcoming his fear no matter how intense, he's filthy rich in the top 0.1%, AND he's got a big lollypop?! Dude save some for the rest of the guys out there...
![Seungmin "그렇게, 천천히, 우리(As we are)" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAzmhLHePqU/mqdefault.jpg)
The “L” on luigis hat doesn’t stand for “loser” or Luigi”. It stands for long
M isnt for mario nor master. It stands for miniscule.
The L stands for winner!
@@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit wiener*
It's confirmed to stand for "winner"
Linner
Person: “What do you for a living???”
Matt: *”I measure fictional characters pee pees”*
Person:My pee pee is electronic
Yo you have 69 likes omg-
Ha I ruined your 69 likes and made it 70
@@koberomero8322 dang it > : 3
PhatPleb lololol
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly he measure Luigi's ball sacc
Beautiful
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I️-
Hahaha
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Perfect👌🏻
This episode was understandably, yet overwhelmingly uncomfortable.
Agreed
YES ONG
HONESTLY
Speak for yourself 😂
agreed
The amount of names he gives Luigi's "thing" is really funny
What a warp pipe
Little wigler really got me
you know there's gonna be a lot of fan fiction after this one.
Ruler boom math it
Lol
In the middle I was like "Why am I watching this?"
just in the midle
Same
The middle?
Same
Gamey Firebro what?
there are more adjectives for The Thing in this than a wattpad fanfiction
I mean... you're not wrong
PLZ
your not wrong at all, also nice avatar.
Not even AO3 tags have as many adjectives as matt uses for Luigi's bulge
Ok cookie run pfp
You severely underestimated Luigi's size, remember that when playing sports, the blood rushes to more necessary parts of the body (at that moment) and the buddy basically shrinks.
You have a point
Well how much do you add?
@@xXHorrorCatXx that i can't say, you would have to get an average length of the buddy right after playing tennis and one before playing tennis and in a resting position, then add that to Luigi's size. I guess that's a viable way of knowing?
Is this a thing i should know? Ima woman •_•
@@Aurora_Animates uh idk lol 😅
If this doesn't get age restricted it will be a miracle
Babiest Celery45 it has not... yet
If it gets age restricted he loses 90 percent of his fans lol
nope didnt
It's ok they got sponsored. So they still got some money.
Iridium
Not really.
alternate title: MatPat attempts to avoid demonetization for 12 minutes straight
you mean 10 minutes straight.
@@linuxization4205the video is 12min long ?
@@magantatelevision the sponsor at the end, and that sponsor was 2 minutes long.
@@linuxization4205 ah
At one point when he was showing the document you can actually see the word for weegees YOSHI
“Down the rainbow road of love”
*shows Toadette*
Me: Please Luigi, no.
Mr. Slurpy 😂
Luigi yes
oh dont worry toadette was about to put on the super crown
@@unfunnyhere4990 even better
Oh yea!
I'm just impressed by how many alternate names he comes up with for Luigi's "little cannoli" (that was my favorite one i think)
Edit: came back to this years later and realized it was MARIO'S "little cannoli" and what I meant was Luigi's "dinglehopper" lol
"Hey mario, didja ever wonder where a baby comes from?"
"Well ya see Luigi, when a Paisano puts his spaghetti noodle into a Mama Mias ravioli, a little Bambino covered in Prosciutto comes out about 9 months later."
Lmao
Forget the birds and the bees, spaghetti noodle and ravioli is what I'm telling my kids
@@ballincantgetup4684 u know this is official right?
Italian person here, this is actually how my dad told me about the birds and bees.
"What does any of that have to do with babies, I don't understand, Mario!"
1950: I bet they will have flying cars in the future
2018:
The future is great
i still love your profile pic
Todoroki!!!
Ahem...
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
ITS YOUR POWER TODOROKI
YOUR MOTHER BURNT YOUR FACE
THEN SHE LEFT
now you changed your profile pic ☹
I love how he stil tries to keep it PG. When talking about the familie juwels.
Wait till game theory finishes the fnaf saga and goes insane on these types of theories
Now I just feel like I’m compensating because of my pfp
✋ imagine not knowing huw to speel
@@pleaseno7555 imagine assuming everyone always speaks English as their first language
Family*
There's a problem where he's assuming that it's completely straight whilst in his pants, when it's most likely bent over, or in a downwards position, then there's the problem with fabric augmenting the soft twig itself. There's too many assumptions, but if it is bent over, there's a chance it's much larger that what's listed here
Not to mention, lack of blood in the area when he's playing sports causing the appendage to shrink, so mathematically, Luigi could be packing somewhere from 7.5 to 8 inches if the blood thing is the only problem. If it's tucked, it could even be 8+
soft twig- 🥲
Oh god
i was think the same thing. maybe matpat took that into consideration in his calculations and didnt mention it cuz he thout it awas implied
Y'all are being too realistic. This is a game 😂
6:20 "I'm scarred enough from staring my childhood heroes in the crotch for three hours straight" gets me every time
So according to this game theory:
1. Luigi just hit puberty
2. Mario is somehow having the curse of not hitting puberty
I am having the curse
Than how did he get a mustache
The 3 year sequel should be about how mario's mustache is fake and mario never actually hit puberty.
You have absolutely no idea how anything works kid.
My general assumption is that you are still in grade school,iDontCare
...another reason as to why Luigi is Rosalina’s father, and not Mario
Oof
Yah mean "Daddy"?
@@1567wesley Yep.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ties Wellhüner yup
Finally after all these years I finally have the courage to watch this without fear
Same
Oml glad I'm not the only one
Same
“Steph, I promise this is for science.”
-Probably Matpat when researching this.
“Mathew is there something you need to tell me”
“N-No steph! It’s fine! Heh heh heeeeee..”
@@cyr3n_signall kill me now
@@Sweetdreamschocolatemilk5847 Could be worse
"Don't worry Mat- I have all the measurements right here."
s t o p
“A woman has a thiccer mon than a man’s mon, but none can compare to a Pokemon”
It’s so bad but I love it
what about a digimon?
@@ChoaiDode that's photoshop
@@owyemen9367 what
EEEEEEEEEE
5:13
Luigi is 5’ 8”
5’ 8” is also 4’ 20”
Luigi is canonically and legally high.
+1'1
How did you get that number?
@@DoubleBoost23 1'1 + 5'8
Super Sonic Duo 5' 8" = 4' 20"
Because 4' 12" is actually 5' 0" so if add the other 8" to either number
4' 20" = 5' 8"
@@comradeeverclear4063 I just think the dislikes in this video are the lesbians 😂
“6.99 inches let’s round that up to 7”
*We where on the verge of greatness we were this close*
Yeah
Matpat uses 30 🍆 jokes !
Gonna be gas prices soon
FRICK
were* and you forgot a comma/period
*thinks is clickbait, watches video, is wrong, subscribes*
YOU WEREN'T SUBSCRIBED BEFORE??????????????????????????????
Silly panda, MatPat doesn’t clickbait *EVER*
Emma plays games, Hey, new is new; the future is now *maybe*
*clicks the bell*
Welcome to the family. 😂😂
Matpat's names for Luigi's "thing".
-Warp Pipe 0:05
-Short Bulge 1:16
-Power Shroom 1:51
-Manhood 2:28
-Shy guy 2:30
-Giga bowser 2:31
-Little wiggiler 2:50
-petey piranha 4:35
-Bulge 4:39
-4:47 (Said by PengweneO Roblox &More)
-One eye cobrat 4:55
-Dingle hopper 5:02
-Mons pupis 5:20
-Little gomba 6:19
-Poltergust 6:28 (Said by Joshua Atherthon)
-Manhood 6:49
-Pocket Rocket 6:54
-Disco Stick 7:55
-Plunger 8:06
-lump 10:02
-yoshi 10:24
Edit: Desc little Lugi (Said by Lucas Pawprint)
Thank you! My personal favorite was actually his name for Mario’s. His “Canoli”
I mean gomba do look like dicks.
-Little Luigi *(Description)*
he used Manhood twice, unsubscribed!
At 6:28 in the comment, we see it referred to as his 'Poltergust.'
"No wonder Daisy sticks around."
HOLY CHRIST MATT-
“Fans are going *nuts* about it”
DONT THINK I DIDN’T SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
YEAH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
Warzen Games Yeah I agree with you
this has 69 likes
It took me a minute to get that I️-
Ari Gato I don’t wanna see it
"Game theory: Does Luigi measure up" but every time there's an innuendo it gets faster
I am speed
Warp speed initializing.
please 😂😂
_zooom_
A Ninnuendo?
So what did you do this easter?
*thinks about this video*
Me: Uh it's complicated
Hey, you could be the guy who did a whole research paper on the aerodynamics of anime tiddies
For Mario’s part i think that’s just the way they draw privates when the manga is for kids
Its not
I mean yeah, but still funny
The quality content we deserve.
Max amen brother 🙏🏻
Still better than a Ricegum video
It just occured to me he used the wrong height: ruclips.net/video/u7exZ3VuL78/видео.html YO @The Game Theorists, ya done goofed!!!
1 thousand like
Only five replies????
"no wonder Daisy sticks around" JESUS MATPAT 🤣🤣🤣
No wonder the fan base is what it is 🤦♂️
Luigi is banging peach not daisy
_Do not bring her to this!_
Well now I cant get THAT image out of my head
*goddamn*
No one:
Not a single SOUL:
Matpat: "MARIO IS JEALOUS OF LUIGIS PP."
I'm just wondering who's out here comparing shlongs with siblings.
Why does the size matters?
@Ethan but i am flat chested and that doesn't matter the person matters
@Ethan who had the idea of the biggest croch ?! Does that makes sense?!
@Ethan women do compare there body sizes a lot... Just say'n
if mattpatt can find the length of Luigi's "mushroom" doesn't that mean he could technically find the size of peach, daisy, and Rosalina's "money makers" couldn't he go around to every female or male game, movie or food mascot's on all of the various theory channels and find the size of there "balloons" or "disco stick" that would be a fun theory crossover like canablism week
I did some research (before anyone says anything yes I am aware of how sus that sounds) and Peach appears to have the smallest "cherries" out of the three of them. Daisy and Rosalina both have fairly obvious shading on their dresses to indicate the outline of their chests, but Peach doesn't seem to have that, at least not in the photos I looked at.
@@break_the_galaxy3D models?
Poor luigi, he just wants to play some tennis and be a hero but everyone's to busy worrying about his trouser-sausage and thinking he's a goofy lovable idiot who isn't taken seriously
God damn it buzzfeed
Well you better believe more people will be playing as him now
*Crotch Cannon
But he still gets Daisy 😂
I am so sad
this is the best april's fool joke ever
Way better than those clickbaits. They are really dumb and annoying.
That’s no joke, Luigi is hung
Actually the best April fools joke was the release of rick and morty season 3
April Fool's
An April Fool's joke that ISN'T annoying, but full of intimate information on the Mario Bros?
Classic Matpat.
The fact that this is at 6.9 million views is poetic in a way.
It's 7.2 now 😔
I was gonna like your comment but it’s a 69 likes
@@BurningTheCosmos its 264 now 😔
7.4 million views
@@mimikuisreal6167 we must get it to 420
I was bored so... every euphemism in this video:
- warp pipe
- "south of the border"
- power shroom
- little Wiggler
- petey piranha
- mega mushroom
- one eyed cobrat
- ye Olde dinglehopper
- little Goomba
- little poltergust
- pocket rocket
- disco stick
- luigi's plunger
- dangling hammer bro
- little cannoli
- enormous *yoshi noise*
nowhere near the complete list, shy guys, final boss, rainbow road of love.
The full list
"Warp pipe"
"South of the border"
"Odd geologic structure"
"Short bulge"
"Power shroom"
"Shy guy"
"Giga bowser"
"Little wiggler"
"Petey piranha"
"Mega mushroom"
"One eyed cobrat"
"Ye Olde dinglehopper"
"Digglet"
"Little goomba"
"Little poltergust"
"The big ticket"
"The rainbow road of love"
"Pocket rocket"
"Chain chomp"
"Shy guys"
"The final boss"
"1-UP mushroom"
"Flagpole"
"Star power"
"Bullet bill"
"Disco stick"
"Plunger"
"Lovely bunch of coconuts"
"Dangling hammer bro"
"Little cannoli"
"Superior lump"
"An ENORMOUS Yoshi"
thank you
God: **Gives humans brains and make some super duper smart**
Humans: *does this*
God:...
Isant Arts I’m disappointed
God: Noah...GET THE THE BOAT
More like
God:what have I created. -.-
God: I got the corona Noah i have it
God: noah. GET THE BOAT
Fascinating that 5.1 million people care about his size
And you're one of them...
@@putaina7102
okay, thats- that made me crack a laugh XD
I need this on a special website.
The internet is a wierd place my friend
5.5 now hehehhehehe
Who remembers when luigi was holding a eggplant
softfir yes
I remember that! Why did it change tho?
Me!
@@rosebud577 probably because RUclips was being a jerk again.
Jerrica Leonard
Oh ok thx for explaining something to a dumb child(not sarcasm I’m an idiot)
Anyone else here after Matpats goodbye?😂😂
Me ( • > • )
o7
yea
Here
👍👍 👍
Most Substitution! (What I could do, feel free to add if I missed any)
Warp Pipe, 0:03
Short Buldge, 0:16
Weird Shadows, 1:29
Power Shroom, 1:50
ManHood, 2:28
Shy Guy, 2:29
Giga Bowser, 2:30
Little Wiggler, 2:49
Pete Parana, 4:36
Buldge, 4:39
Mega Mushroom, 4:48
One Eyed Cobrat, 4:55
Ye Old DingleHopper, 5:02
The No Longer Innocent Diglett, 5:20
Bonus Star, 5:50
Achievement also unlocked, 5:50
Little Goomba, 6:19
Measure Up, 6:48
Manhood In Another Castle, 6:49 (His face tho)
Pocket Rocket: 6:53
Shower/Chainchomp: 6:59
Growers/Shy Guys, 7:02
Growers, 7:11
Showers, 7:12
Final Boss, 7:15
Showers, 7:21
Star Power, 7:35
Disco Stick, 7:56
Plunger, 8:06
Hammer Bro, 9:30
Little Canoli, 9:36
Lump, 10:02
Yoshi, 10:24
Tall, Tall Mountain, 11:09
Dingle Hop, 12:10
How does Stephanie feel about this?
How did the people hearing you record this feel?
I have so many questions...
*Game Theory intro goes on in the background*
Official AnError So many innuendos yet not once did I hear joystick......*disappointed *
Disco Stick?? at 7:56 I think that's a close enough. idk. I got bored
Official AnError you are an hero
Beep Beep Lettuce!
Official AnError *THANK YOU*
If he’s 5 foot 8 that means he’s pretty much 4 foot 20 and his peepee is 6.99 which means he probably a NICE dude
I, sadly, cannot give you the like that this deserves. It's at a very NICE number.
@@orionbloomcrown93 177?
Samantha Valence 257?
Ok
nice
So we've confirmed that Luigi is not only richer than Mario which saves royalty, he is also more well endowed than Mario, no wonder Mario is jealous
sam Lim
And Luigi’s older (not from creation time but story wise) and taller
@@helpkirbyhasagun_2047 what no where'd you hear that? in dream team luigi refers to mario as "big bro."
this is the pinnacle of Game Theory
Nah it was the b00bs video this is a throwback
No wonder luigi and daisy aren't in many games, they're too busy playing their own games in the sheets
I-
Wt
What. The. Actual. Hell
omg no---
Bye-?
The amount of nicknames on Luigi's ya-know, is incredible. XD
Little wigler
XD
Wait until you see the melons' nicknames in the boob episode. 😂
Disco stick
pLUnGeR.
Dangling hammer bro..
L U m P
An enormous yoshi.
Just a couple.
26, including the names for erections
Luigi - about 7 in.
fan fiction and rule 34 viewers: *_thank you MatPat_*
xXxA_Doge_LoverxXx I'm not even gonna *clicks on rule 34 website* goddamn it!!!
MatPat, what have you done?!
Wow everybody now rule number 34
The World shall thank MatPat for fanfiction materials
as if anyone is actually going to care
*cough cough HYPER cough cough*
Ok nvm the dead children. this is what Babypat is going to feel disturbed about when he goes through his dads videos
Lol, so true though.
lol xD
Poor Babypat 😹
I hope it’s a boy
MatPat shared the gender reveal on Instagram! It's a boy!
I’m glad that there is a chance his son will one day find this and question his entire childhood
The greatest april fools prank is to make an episode so ridiculous, the people think it's fake clickbait
*Then they click and regret every decision they've made in life*
I REGRET NOTHING!!!!
this video made me regret my life
I regret existing now
yea you’re absolutely right my guy
Yes, and i regret math
Take a shot every time he gives a name to the crotch area
Oof
I would be drunk
But I’m 12
Sadly
So... How much for a new liver
Scream childhood ruined everytime a Wiener replacement name is said
wOaH mAn I'm fReAkInG oUt
For being an April fools episode, Mat took this VERY seriously
Now there only remains 1 question: how long is his stick if he eats a mushroom?
OH SHI-
maybe just times 2?
"But none can compare to Pokémon" was by far the best pun of the episode, I love casually added wordplay
Ender Wiggins and “When your rocket is blasting off again”
Pocket monsters
What Luigi's...
Warp Pipe
Power Shroom
Manhood
Shy Guy
Giga Bowser
Little Wiggler
Petey Piranha
Mega Mushroom
One-Eyed Cobrat
Ye Old Dinglehopper
Mons Pubis
Little Goomba
Pocket Rocket
Disco Stick
Plunger
Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts
Dangling Hammer Bro
Little Cannoli
(Yoshi!)
...Has been referred as throughout the video
Bulge Count - 19
Superior lump
Thank you so much I was looking for this list blessed
Yoshi thing was supposed to replace the word sh... U know what
i was looking for this comment, and i found it. thank you
here ruclips.net/video/UbUeEbCOrz4/видео.html&lc=z230f3ibezreddbesacdp431r2psxccvrok31lfnrjpw03c010c
The amount of nicknames you used for his private parts is hilarious.
Why not name them?
Toriana Douglas NO A GIRL WATCHED THIS
This isn’t the first time
You wonder if mat pats wife is shaking her head.
This video is my free ticket to hell. xD
JK
Thank you for making my Bowuigi fics more realistic
Link?
AYOOOO-
Drop the link bestie
YES
What’s the name of the fic….
Asking for a friend 😅
0:50 “talks about murdered children”
Isaac: **Dies in the chest**
???: Am I a joke to you?
William Afton: ._.
Today was a bad day to have ears
An even worse day to have eyes
Today I found someone that has the same profile as me
Is it a bad day to have ears today because of that frotolay rickroll ad
@@bacon7246 I don’t know how I found you but....I am very happy
Ikr
“When Luigi’s flying down the Rainbow Road of love, what’s going on when he’s revving it up to 150CCs.”
*Matpat I swear to god.*
God dammit i just got the joke now.....what im not too dirty minded
There goes my childhood...
Sheepa Geddon what does that mean? Am i too innocent?
Soon its 200CC
jasmine stones one day
everyone after the mario movie coming back to rewatch:
Kids react: MATPAT, WHY!?!
Adults react: MATPAT, WHY!?!
RUclipsrs react: MATPAT, WHY!?!
Teenagers react: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Sans the Skelepun
Wait teens laugh?
I barely noticed
I’m ten I laughed my head of
As a teenager myself I shall say in the words of the great tf2 sniper:
"Ya that sounds bout right"
lol true
I react at literally any age: HAHAHAHA
*People in 1970:* “In 2018 we will have teleportation and flying cars”
*2018:*
People in 1970: “In 2018 we will have teleportation and flying cars”
2018 We HaVe FiDgEt SpInNeRs1!!1!!!!!1
people in 2018 : the world will die from global warming in 3018
3018: Person 1 : hey what's the weather? person 2: umm it's -55 and there's a blizzard. person 1: that's amazing , we haven't had good weather like this for years
I just heard that tho
BradExposed so true XD
Unoriginal
“...those numbers may seem a LITTLE flaccid, but throw me a BONE here. Calculating this was a HARD one.”
Oh, oh god....
@Vinzent Juan Lopez woah bro, same
Puns
No
Dirty puns
There we go
Sans i swear, put the joke book down or the floor tentacles will try to fuse you and Ness together
Help I’m here after the CEO died this is the best thing ever.
D E M O N I T I Z E D
Confirmed by M A N U A L Review...
*D E M ON I T I Z E D*
But Proto!
Ya
Raise your
*FFFLLLLAAAAGGGSS!!!*
Yay ProtoMario by the way sorry i have failed you mate.
"luigi does come on top" okay matpat, you need to calm down now.
xFlash something along the lines of "seems like Luigi's ahead of the game" could've worked better. Imma let this slide tho.
head..hehhehheh
N...No
Oh god-
The question thats left to answer is why this was in my reccomended
That and why did I click on it?
Your going on r/youngpeopleyoutube
Same
@@NoSoapp you're*
And how come this hasn’t been dimanatis
4:36 when he said bulge I died 😭
wait sameeeeeeeee
Is it sad that Luigi has more than Mario in every way?
Kinda funny how that works. Maybe Mario has a slight inferiority complex?
Warrior Cats of MysteryClan he has to make up for actually being worse then Luigi true he is the face of many games but Luigi even though he’s in a few games but he still has more money and power up actually affect him more
No, Luigi was always the 2nd in line in the franchise, he deserves that
@@lolzthecat8993 explain what made you disrespect my boi luigi like that
Lolzthecat
Well Luigi isn’t second when it comes to
Money
Height
Warp pipe length
Age
Calmer color pallet
Flutter jump
Matpat: I run the smartest show in gaming!
Also matpat:
"Call me Viagara, cuz I'm still going strong!" - MatPat 2k18
Zach26Gamer I
quality content! xD
(Yet another reason MatPat will never be elected President)
Zach26Gamer it was just wrong for him to say that
Remember everyone this is a *35 year-old man* measuring a game character's pp-
MatPat:
*Googles* "synonyms for wiener"
"This will do."
I didn't need to know this. *continues to watch*
😂😂😂 this is so me, lol
same xD
Me
420 likes.
Yea xD
There must've been so much premature giggling involved in writing that script...
LaraHa88 Hehe, Premature.
Hey guys it's me matpat and today im gonna explain why Luigi has a thundercock
Matpat: shows image of Luigi bulge
Me: Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do
NO DO NOT DO THIS THAT IS A SIN
Eh you win some you lose a few hundred
NO NUT NOVEMBER JUST STARTED THO--
Noooooooo
Wait
category: *education*
I see nothing wrong here
_what's the problem?_
I mean technically speaking there's nothing wrong about that.
Very informative and educational indeed I think very one should learn this
Those numbers may seem a bit “flaccid”
Calculating this was a “hard” one
Oh MatPat 😏
Throw me a *bone*
@@elijinn5044 r*
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
@@Dizzylizard1 yes
@@otterpop9499 there are gross people 😐😑😐😑
The innuendo is what makes this video, absolutely brilliant!
Rule 34 artists: _go on..._ 👀👀👀
Ummmmm
Kill me now
omg 🤣
@@nightshadow2794
I wanna join
@@Poetic_Raven water slides are the best to do it at
I’m crying this episode can not be taken seriously
mat pat *you’re having a child* , they’re gonna find this video and just shake their head so hard
It's April fools you dumbass
He knows, but the subject remains
Mr Dad Steph's pregnant? Oh! Congratulations!
Also, the majority of people would be embarrassed by the crap their parents put on the Internet. It's not that big of a deal.
wait hes having a kid now?
He's having a what
Ill literally never forget this episode, love you MatPat and everyone on the theorist team ❤❤❤
I was waiting for this to become an April Fools video.... it’s not.
It is an April Fools video, but it has dedication.
Omg same :')
This is pretty much exactly what I went in thinking too. I'm still not sure what to do with all this knowledge.
I like musicals deal with it ...yeah me to... RIP my childhood hopes and dreams..
I saw your name, d’ya like Hamilton?
I don't know what's worst: the very existence of this video, or me watching it from beginning to end
WigantX same here.
Me to I am scared for life now xD
WigantX the existence of this video
*You just taught your fans how to measure you.*
Nerrix you’re fooking right!
oh noooh :)
Wow fan fik up in here
Hahahahahaha
gaege grogan
( . )( . )
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( Y )
It’s been 6 years and this still isn’t age restricted. It’s a Christmas Miracle!
Interesting.... ummm theory....
Isaiah Hunter, I know and MatPat keep up with the puns(I do not know what to say.Hey thow me a bone. Sans:worst pun since 1999. Hey your puns suck sans
Isaiah Hunter
Yeah.... Very cooollll.......
Yeah I was really hoping this was a joke, but yeah it's the internet and it's MatPat so this was going to happen sooner or later.
I didn't watch Game Theory videos in a really long time.
How low did has channel stumped?
I was scared to click on this video and I was right to be scared.
Kyle Tanking dong clong* you mean
the fbi agent monitoring mat's internet history is concerned
That is probably why, just so he can say it is ‘research’
Digital footprint.
Sooo... i just watched an entire 10 minute video about Luigi's slim jim?
**not so Slim Jim apparently
More like a subway sandwich
Slim jim?
More like Thick stick
(Couldn't think of a name that rhymes w/ thick)
More like long schlong
It amazes me how much people can make up words for.......those
How dare you examine my personal parts for your entertainment!
Luigi The Weegee hahaha
Yeah! I'm freaking out about it! Why would you do this???? I'm a girl so why does this exsist!
@EVE LoverGirl28, Well, sadly, ANYTHING can exist on the internet.
Luigi The Weegee Well First of all, I knew that, second of all, Why is this totally on RUclips, and third of all, my RUclips channel name is Luigi Lover LuigiGirl64. I have to wait 90 days until I Change my name on my Channel.
Why is it on RUclips? ....I honestly don't know.
not D E M O N E T I Z E D
Wrong channel
Karl-Emil Vik lol
RUclips HQ "nah it's his second time let's him off
lil weaka true but for me that's a good thing cuz mats my fave
A Buzzed Whaler #trueasallhell
Wait so Luigi is a sweetheart with a dark side who's capable of overcoming his fear no matter how intense, he's filthy rich in the top 0.1%, AND he's got a big lollypop?! Dude save some for the rest of the guys out there...