trying not to watch much of your stuff online bc i intend to see you again in June in LA (just saw u recently in Bellflower lmaooo), but really been needing a good laugh lately, and i'm so happy i watched this one. you're so talented, and thank you for the work you're doing involving human rights. it's not an easy job to stand up for what's right, but the more of us that do it, the better.
I’ve noticed that whatever ethnicity you get they’re usually chill in the states, in the homeland they go native very quickly. It took me 5 days to go full native for example.
Bro, no bullshit you are good. Are you rank you way high next to Dave and Kevin and Chris Rock you name it . Again, I cannot wait for you to come to Texas.
they said all the healthcare is going to israel. then he said all the obgyn (pregnancy related doctors) are only working in israel. Birthright is a program to get jews from outside of israel to go see israel. so the doctors who help with birth and the program. hope i helped lol@@sicuro5050
It means that only Jewish people have the right to live there. They spend a ton of money to create settlements of foreigners to expel the indigenous population and steal their land and home.
@@sicuro5050"Birthright" is a racist zionist program offering a free trip to the Middle East only to young people of Jewish heritage to encourage them to support projects to displace Palestinians from their homes.
To all parents: you’re doing great, you’re doing the best you can with screenagers or toddlers or infants. Sometimes we feel like we’re not good enough. We feel guilty. But you’re not alone. You got this. It’s just a reminder, more to myself I guess but I thought to share it.
lol I cracked up at “Tuesday is a great day for Arab men” and I don’t even know if that joke was intended and if anyone in the crowd got it 💀 Sammy you’re the best!
I can’t joke about the genocide that’s happening in Palestine done by apartheid israel when it’s still happening while this show is going on. He addressed it, but it’s not a joke. Free Palestine Always! 🇵🇸❤️🇵🇸❤️🇵🇸❤️🇵🇸❤️🇵🇸❤️
Suspect, i'm pretty sure this was taken from the game Among Us where one of the characters is an evil 'impostor' and the others have to guess who is it... kinda like that game of 'secret hitler'.
Since you’re already on RUclips, do yourself a favor and search it. It’s been talked about in detail by so many scholars that you asking only means you know nothing and never bothered to actually learn.
@@mariamaldajani8296 I have like a lot. And it turns out all of Islam is following a PDF. I was hoping someone could give an actual justification for the savagery. But nope. Corrupted morals. Modern society has no room for such a savage religion.
@@Shaggsmalonewho defines what a pdf is? You? society that flip flops every decade on its morals? Learn to think. Objective morality is what God defines, and according to Him-and pretty much the entirety of human civilization except the last 80 odd years, it’s acceptable.
@@SAT1337 aaaaaaand those are your true colors. Trying to justify a 52m with a 9f🫣🫣. Your morals are corrupted, which is the overall problem with Islam. It corrupts one’s morals. It has always been wrong to lay with children.
“Eye patch kids? That’s offensive. We call them ‘little pirates.’” 😄
From eye patch to iPad 😂
lol
Birthright. Love the punchline didn't see it coming. You are amazing. 😂
Ditto! ❤😂
BirthWrong.
@@mzaki4949birthright
Your style is so smooth, I didn’t see that last punchline coming lol 😵🥊
Good lord that Birthright punchline. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh my god, an actual comedian.
I felt the same
And an INTELLIGENT one, for that matter! George Carlin might have a good successor.
He’s scary good. Love it
Teenagers need rest. Remember how we all felt with all the emotions.
They do. They need sleep like toddlers. There is a fine line between a 3 year old and a 13 year old.
NO REST ONLY WORK 😠
@@MiaKhalifa-mj5xz They yearn for the mines!
Saw him live in Ottawa. Such a genuinely funny guy. Sincere and sensitive. A keen observer of the everyday ironic and hilarious situations.
Such astoundingly good crowd work. Love it.
I'm really going to try to get my nickels together and do to one of the Montreal dates. Wish me luck!
My new favorite comedian ❤️
1000000000%
He's really good off the cuff. I love the crowd interaction.
And you can't really narrow down his politics much. That's refreshing these days.
Birthright. You're an absolute gem! Keep doing what you're doing.
Clearly a fast thinker. The way he reacts and comes up with jokes is quite remarkable. Smart man!
Sammy you're absolutely brilliant! You have to do a tour of the UK.
July 17-20!
Totally agree. Come in France too. The sooner the better.
It's frustrating having Taylor Swift coming to France, but not yourself. 😮
"Birthright". That was so sus.☺
he the eminem of comedy
So effortless and quick... brilliant
Suspect is found in the crowd 😂😂😂
I’m so happy when you post, I watch everything.
Taebo.... now that's a blast from the past!
Dude Sammy, you're a funny guy man. Quick on the uptake. Keep it up.
I am all for conspiracies but i am gonna have to push back on this one 😂😂😂😂
trying not to watch much of your stuff online bc i intend to see you again in June in LA (just saw u recently in Bellflower lmaooo), but really been needing a good laugh lately, and i'm so happy i watched this one.
you're so talented, and thank you for the work you're doing involving human rights. it's not an easy job to stand up for what's right, but the more of us that do it, the better.
Excellent crowdwork sir.
I’ve noticed that whatever ethnicity you get they’re usually chill in the states, in the homeland they go native very quickly.
It took me 5 days to go full native for example.
Holy crap dude. You’re brilliant
Sammy your my New favorite comedian, you're gonna blow UP bro... Just don't do it the way they intend you to ;)
Have a great day
"Those are sleepagers,"
😴😴😴😴😴
Bro, no bullshit you are good. Are you rank you way high next to Dave and Kevin and Chris Rock you name it . Again, I cannot wait for you to come to Texas.
that birthright joke hits different having just gone last summer. that was gold.
Could you please explain to me as I can’t figure out what it does mean ? Thanks 🙏
they said all the healthcare is going to israel. then he said all the obgyn (pregnancy related doctors) are only working in israel. Birthright is a program to get jews from outside of israel to go see israel. so the doctors who help with birth and the program. hope i helped lol@@sicuro5050
It means that only Jewish people have the right to live there. They spend a ton of money to create settlements of foreigners to expel the indigenous population and steal their land and home.
@@sicuro5050"Birthright" is a racist zionist program offering a free trip to the Middle East only to young people of Jewish heritage to encourage them to support projects to displace Palestinians from their homes.
@@sicuro5050 google is gr8
Just wonderful. Peace and respect Sam
Birthright lol
To all parents: you’re doing great, you’re doing the best you can with screenagers or toddlers or infants. Sometimes we feel like we’re not good enough. We feel guilty. But you’re not alone. You got this. It’s just a reminder, more to myself I guess but I thought to share it.
The next time you're in Vegas ill be front row! I was sad to hear missed you at wiseguys las time brother. Great stuff! 😂
I’ll be back!
I love you brother Sammy . Free Palestine 🇵🇸
You are a lovely funny genius ❤
Im from Fremont and ive been watching you for a few days now ! Just want to say i really respect your comedy!
lol I cracked up at “Tuesday is a great day for Arab men” and I don’t even know if that joke was intended and if anyone in the crowd got it 💀 Sammy you’re the best!
😂😂😂 . Tour the middle east . Aziz ansari , tom segura in Abu Dhabi in May. You should open or get own slot
He should headline, I know those guys, their style of humor is cringe and sus, but to each their own (earnestly!)
Love you brother ❤
Love you too
That birthright was on the spot! He like the Eminem of comedians.
Nailed it with Birthright
..u r badass impressive ...
Birthright - yup, genius! No sus :)
Dude the likes are going up while I'm watching the video lol. Keep it coming. Seeing you crush makes me wanna quite education too ;-)
Every Palestinian I know is a genius
Love from Indonesia 🇮🇩❤️🇵🇸
Just became my favorite comedian!
Birthright punchline got me😅
I am so excited to see you in Boston!
israel does get free healthcare tho
Saturday they sleep 16 days
LMAO, imagine the first screenager watching this
This was my thought too! 😭
Sleep-agers is epic.
Sus baba😂😂😂
forget breaking bad bro was fixing good
I can’t joke about the genocide that’s happening in Palestine done by apartheid israel when it’s still happening while this show is going on. He addressed it, but it’s not a joke. Free Palestine Always! 🇵🇸❤️🇵🇸❤️🇵🇸❤️🇵🇸❤️🇵🇸❤️
There’s no way that was all impromptu 😂
The crowd were paid actors
Jk
You’re a genius
😂
May Allah reward u
New fave
Great comedian
There might be a lot of money in health care but its definitely not going to the doctors and nurses mate
Sammm❤😂
The crowd is sus
he paid for dinner, he paid is race tax
Whatever or whatever 😂❤
you are Good!
I had that tape
Where was this taken, EAU?
sleepagers LMAOOO
So funny.
When are you coming to South Africa?
Funny man! 😂😂
Good
Sus is millennial slang.
I support hummus, why do people have a problem with that?
Cuz one of Nety's marionettes went rogue! 🇵🇸
Come to Donegal Sammy 🇮🇪🍉
Samsoma ❤️🔥
Fork i missiles y’all.
💛
Love frm Uganda iwish to visit you 😢😢😢😢
did I see @anwar in crowd here ?
7:58
5:30 that's a lie
“It’s called, birthright.”
Unfortunately, not all births have rights in that holy land of wrongs.
Don't do yoga man, it might be shirk
😂😂👏
lmfao
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Only 4 hours online
Our kids are always on phone
You are funny..but what the heck is SUS?
Not trustworthy. Hidden agenda. Dishonest.
Suspect, i'm pretty sure this was taken from the game Among Us where one of the characters is an evil 'impostor' and the others have to guess who is it... kinda like that game of 'secret hitler'.
But it has become a term that's being used more broadly, for example also in a context where any kind of naughtiness is implied
i think they meant to say "gay" but i might be wrong.(many gen-z use sus for gay)
How old a millenial is this guy? Or maybe it's a chronically online thing, and not just a Gen Z thing.
You should talk about Mohammad and Aisha. Try to explain how that isn’t demonic.
Since you’re already on RUclips, do yourself a favor and search it. It’s been talked about in detail by so many scholars that you asking only means you know nothing and never bothered to actually learn.
@@mariamaldajani8296 I have like a lot. And it turns out all of Islam is following a PDF. I was hoping someone could give an actual justification for the savagery. But nope. Corrupted morals. Modern society has no room for such a savage religion.
@@Shaggsmalonewho defines what a pdf is? You? society that flip flops every decade on its morals?
Learn to think. Objective morality is what God defines, and according to Him-and pretty much the entirety of human civilization except the last 80 odd years, it’s acceptable.
@@SAT1337 aaaaaaand those are your true colors. Trying to justify a 52m with a 9f🫣🫣. Your morals are corrupted, which is the overall problem with Islam. It corrupts one’s morals. It has always been wrong to lay with children.
Free palestine 😊
first view!
How fake do you want this?
Yes.
AE
EA
A
E
Free palestine
You are boring mate, for real
✌🏻
Free palestine