Asmongold Reacts to Dark Souls Remastered Speedrun - Any% in

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @Elajjaz
    @Elajjaz 5 лет назад +21372

    I did this :)

    • @Donnovo
      @Donnovo 5 лет назад +217

      @@TheMrKofiX Actually it was me all the time

    • @TheLolpwn
      @TheLolpwn 5 лет назад +55

      wait where is your blue ticc :(

    • @hannes2211
      @hannes2211 5 лет назад +145

      Thank you Eljazzaz, very cool!

    • @ChocoIncognito
      @ChocoIncognito 5 лет назад +16

      Well done! Haven't seen ya since I tried copying your old Dark Souls 2 speedrun strats

    • @Horrormarked
      @Horrormarked 5 лет назад +18

      It was me :)

  • @DragonaxFilms
    @DragonaxFilms 5 лет назад +7518

    "What did you do during Christmas break?"
    "I watched a man watch another man play a video game."

    • @ShardtheWolf
      @ShardtheWolf 5 лет назад +501

      But like... really fast

    • @ScuffedLife
      @ScuffedLife 5 лет назад +217

      People will never understand. They weren't there.

    • @Jothola123
      @Jothola123 5 лет назад +23

      So... twitch tv?

    • @starfox300
      @starfox300 5 лет назад +20

      You screwed it. You should have said "I let other people watch me while I watch another man play a video game"

    • @88luda88
      @88luda88 5 лет назад +3

      @@Jothola123 Woooooshhh

  • @crusaderstable9622
    @crusaderstable9622 5 лет назад +527

    “...He spins at the exact time that the guy does the thing...”
    the words spoken by a true grand master

  • @blackprincess715
    @blackprincess715 5 лет назад +550

    This guy is like the first human to discover fire

    • @SCP--ws2uw
      @SCP--ws2uw 4 года назад +5

      Onga Bonga

    • @Linsquip_
      @Linsquip_ 4 года назад +5

      @@SCP--ws2uw No, the Furtive Pygmy

    • @RealGotier
      @RealGotier 3 года назад

      Yeah but it is pretty amazing, sorry to necropost btw

    • @jeremymain7303
      @jeremymain7303 Год назад +1

      Asmond is like the second person to discover fire watching the first person to discover fire just making fire.

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 5 лет назад +4641

    I don't think this man has ever seen a speedrun, or was even aware what that is.

    • @goblinator3000
      @goblinator3000 5 лет назад +554

      It honestly hurts to watch.

    • @alexzurp7739
      @alexzurp7739 5 лет назад +34

      omg its the real cyranek

    • @goblingamer606
      @goblingamer606 5 лет назад +91

      This was me when i discovered speedruns. The first one i saw was a breath of the wild speedrun

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 5 лет назад +199

      He really is a fucking idiot.

    • @Darkdayzz
      @Darkdayzz 5 лет назад +38

      He also never saw Dark Souls...
      Luckily he got fucked by DS3 pvp players.

  • @GogumeloVermelho
    @GogumeloVermelho 5 лет назад +3177

    "wow he's doing things fast" it's almost like he's speedrunning or something

    • @paisley4092
      @paisley4092 5 лет назад +146

      my other favorite was "he must practice" like hmm i wonder

    • @redclanwool1590
      @redclanwool1590 5 лет назад +26

      Guess you guys don’t get how hard that game is doing shit fast is saying something and practice meaning millions of attempts and failing it isn’t taken lightly

    • @undergravitydownforce714
      @undergravitydownforce714 5 лет назад +15

      @@redclanwool1590 dont understate
      Its Cleary Trillions of attemps
      Lol

    • @rodrigoisar9050
      @rodrigoisar9050 5 лет назад +4

      lonnie stanfield yeah we do lul...

    • @TheGoondas87
      @TheGoondas87 5 лет назад +65

      "But why isnt he killing any mobs?"
      Does this guy even know the basic concept of speed running?

  • @LICKINGAPIG
    @LICKINGAPIG 5 лет назад +2359

    *Turns light on*
    Asmon: ... *WHAT?!? How did you turn the light on so quick???*

    • @blinkdejavu5273
      @blinkdejavu5273 5 лет назад +11

      😥😭😭😭😭😭😭🙄🙄🙄🙄😭😭😭😭😥😥😭😋😂😂😂🤷🤷😂😋😭😥

    • @annagagola3079
      @annagagola3079 5 лет назад +40

      @@blinkdejavu5273 God is dead and you killed him

    • @haroldomiyaura912
      @haroldomiyaura912 5 лет назад +1

      because Elajjaz is Chuck Norris 😂 😂

    • @Cirbii
      @Cirbii 5 лет назад +7

      Nerd of Skittles why use so many emojis and they’re not even relevant to the convo like wtf lmao

    • @nimkin6469
      @nimkin6469 5 лет назад

      Cirbii just cause of the randomness

  • @samharold9022
    @samharold9022 5 лет назад +551

    Asmongold’s buddy is that anime character who is always like “heh, you didn’t know about that [enter expository detail], did you?” while closing his eyes and adjusting his glasses.

  • @Reldif3
    @Reldif3 5 лет назад +1172

    Legend says his mouth is still open

    • @belisarius6949
      @belisarius6949 5 лет назад +3

      Roxas
      :o

    • @j.e.8401
      @j.e.8401 5 лет назад +3

      Oh my God. Belly laugh of the day Roxas thanks XD

    • @dig1digger
      @dig1digger 5 лет назад +1

      "what??"

    • @Kylored
      @Kylored 5 лет назад +3

      This comment is legend

    • @juanlash
      @juanlash 5 лет назад +1

      he is the open mouth pikachu in human form

  • @executiveo5868
    @executiveo5868 5 лет назад +1124

    *man walks through hallway*
    Him: whaaaaat the fuuuuck?

  • @Alex-K94
    @Alex-K94 5 лет назад +2107

    *Watches a speedrun, Is surprised by the player doing it it fast*

    • @inthefade
      @inthefade 5 лет назад +80

      It is funny to watch someone who has apparently never seen a single speedrun in his life... A professional video game player who doesn't know what speedrunning is... Or is this an act?

    • @opmike343
      @opmike343 5 лет назад +14

      @@inthefade It sounds like bad acting to me. I have little doubt this guy knows what speed running is (hell, RUclips just about FORCES you to watch them if you have any video game related history). Most likely he's playing things up for an audience that may very well have no idea what speed running is.

    • @kapitan19969838
      @kapitan19969838 5 лет назад +4

      Shut the fuck up, this is impressive and you're trying to make it look like it's not a big deal

    • @vongdong10
      @vongdong10 5 лет назад +6

      @@Reelix I'd say it's genuine surprise. Honestly on a difficult and frustrating game Dark Souls is, seeing a speed run of the player doing things differently is sure to surpise others. As you can see, this speed runner is player a lot differently than a normal player.

    • @P4PKing
      @P4PKing 5 лет назад +10

      Well if you play through the game as an average player racking up hours and hours of game time it's pretty surprising to see someone beat the game in 32 minutes. Asmon definitely overreacts sometimes, but I think he's being genuine here. Asmon might have been one of the worst Dark Souls players I've seen, so seeing an actual speedrunner obliterate the game should be surprising to him.

  • @basoosterhuis4573
    @basoosterhuis4573 5 лет назад +162

    "And he spins at the exact time that the guy does the thing" Asmongold- 2018

  • @MorndasFifou
    @MorndasFifou 5 лет назад +353

    Encounters an enemy, get hit.
    Reaction: *in shock* "that's what happened to me, I got hit!"
    Top quality commentary there

    • @The0nly0neAlive
      @The0nly0neAlive 5 лет назад +5

      *does anything*
      reaction: wow he did smt

    • @Matti_Mu
      @Matti_Mu 5 лет назад +6

      Also hits Boss in the back.
      "Yeah that's what I did too, great minds think alike". :D

  • @DavtazBuildingz
    @DavtazBuildingz 5 лет назад +1036

    I bet he reacted the same way when he saw an escalator for the first time

  • @lucaswhitfield718
    @lucaswhitfield718 5 лет назад +242

    Elajjaz: *does anything*
    Asmongold: *:O*

  • @zaid4708
    @zaid4708 5 лет назад +609

    When you're running out of words to say
    "Look at his feet they dont even stop"

    • @ArseneGray
      @ArseneGray 5 лет назад +6

      hahahahahhaahahahahahahahahah I actually laughed out loud on my chair alone at home dude!!! You made my day

    • @MegaChickenattack
      @MegaChickenattack 5 лет назад +7

      Like no shit it’s a speed run😂

    • @jalapenopoggers8310
      @jalapenopoggers8310 5 лет назад +3

      He said this literally as I read this comment OML

    • @gabox17da88
      @gabox17da88 5 лет назад

      Minute??

    • @arsenal1419
      @arsenal1419 5 лет назад +5

      What a based commentator. He truly understands how to say nothing and make it appear as if he has thoughts about everything. Of course, that would be illogical, but I love how he says words over and over. It is transformative, though and I can prove it. He took good, albeit, niche content and made it shit.

  • @00J-Tone
    @00J-Tone 5 лет назад +567

    guy on camera says: what?! how?
    guy off camera says: oh you dont know??
    no explanation given...

    • @PitAngelx
      @PitAngelx 5 лет назад +33

      Agreed, a couple explanations here and there would have been nice

    • @vokabelheft53
      @vokabelheft53 5 лет назад +94

      Guy off camera is a dick really

    • @jesusstaccato8448
      @jesusstaccato8448 5 лет назад +7

      The first time he does this is in relation to the speedrunner making himself human. Having humanity active on you increases your drop chance, which he needs to get the weapon he wants from the Black Knight.
      The second time he does this is in relation to the RTSR: the speedrunner needs the Red Tearstone Ring because it'll increase their damage output when their health is low. The RTSR is crucial for speedruns because you can intentionally take damage, get your health into the RTSR range, and then beat up the boss without taking any hits and doing significantly increased damage.

    • @dmme7035
      @dmme7035 5 лет назад +6

      Its a streamer reacting to a speedrun, the streamer is still in the middle of the playthrough, guy off camera didn't wanna explain to not spoil.

    • @sleepingcat5102
      @sleepingcat5102 5 лет назад +8

      @@PitAngelx seems like he's like " I know that, not you ? haha I'm better than you ! and I need that to feel like a man..." that kind of man are shit.

  • @Kellermits
    @Kellermits 5 лет назад +1623

    So as a summary, what I am gathering from the comments: Asmongolds reaction is so odd, because he didn't really know the concept of speedrunning as he has been living under a rock for the last 10 years only grinding WoW 24/7.

    • @mnamethonk
      @mnamethonk 5 лет назад +83

      Pretty sad if you think about it

    • @bhew7409
      @bhew7409 5 лет назад +6

      You know WoW has had speed runs for the last 14 years :)

    • @brozomana
      @brozomana 5 лет назад +5

      tbh i play most of this games people speedrun and im still amazed everysingle time a new wolrd record comes online to be watched....... and im not acting so i can get how he is so surprised (i cant even pull some of those tricks and ive being playing ds1 since launch) :v

    • @nein9nein
      @nein9nein 5 лет назад +12

      Asmongold is a loser irl. He did not even clear original naxx like I did in vanilla. And he has way more hours played than me because I was smart enough to quit in MOP because Wow was quickly turning to trash by then.

    • @unamusedpanda857
      @unamusedpanda857 5 лет назад +38

      @@nein9nein i mean surely you jest. Surely you're not that badass.

  • @patricksutcliffe-hill6178
    @patricksutcliffe-hill6178 5 лет назад +1197

    Mom: "Tea will be ready in half an hour"
    You: *Start new game*

    • @durkadur27
      @durkadur27 5 лет назад +82

      wtf kind of tea takes 30 minutes ?

    • @LocoMe4u
      @LocoMe4u 5 лет назад +9

      @@jsullivan2112 No it's not

    • @Provocaine
      @Provocaine 5 лет назад +8

      @@LocoMe4u Yeah it is, In Northern England we call dinner, tea. It's not an Ireland or Southern England thing though.

    • @FuryousD
      @FuryousD 5 лет назад +3

      @@LocoMe4u dinner/supper is called tea hear in Australia as well, I asked why strarting a new game b4 tea matters u can pause the game and in dark souls case go to a non invariable area and wait or quit the game and come back after tea

    • @thestralsound
      @thestralsound 5 лет назад +7

      @@FuryousD Hmm... Maybe it was a joke about how the run was done in almost 30 minutes?

  • @slick3996
    @slick3996 5 лет назад +303

    Speedrun
    ''Why is he not killing these mobs that you don't have to kill''

  • @SilverArrowsMP
    @SilverArrowsMP 6 лет назад +832

    No one can say "Parry God" until they watch Lobos parry and fist Gwyn to death for 2 straight hours.
    Still, props to dude for the WR.

    • @sharkexpert12
      @sharkexpert12 6 лет назад +25

      Gwyn is so easy to parry tho XD

    • @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
      @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ 6 лет назад +78

      Lobro parry king

    • @BYToady
      @BYToady 6 лет назад +122

      Watching Lobo fist Orphan of Kos for pretty much an entire day was certainly an event.

    • @trihexa3024
      @trihexa3024 5 лет назад

      @@BYToady yep

    • @TheUberSuperNova
      @TheUberSuperNova 5 лет назад +46

      Yeah Gwyn is "easy to parry" but for 2 hours... fuck that.

  • @Ar1AnX1x
    @Ar1AnX1x 5 лет назад +1527

    *Mom brings food to asmon*
    asmon: BUT HOW DID YOU COOK THIS? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!??!!?!:O:O

    • @necro-retro915
      @necro-retro915 5 лет назад +5

      I think the same everytime !

    • @mikewolf6012
      @mikewolf6012 5 лет назад

      @GordanRamseyismyhero this channel isn't owner to asmon rofl. And he does read twitch live chat

    • @mikewolf6012
      @mikewolf6012 5 лет назад +2

      @GordanRamseyismyhero you do, we do, i do if you don't then back off hater

  • @kortaffel
    @kortaffel 6 лет назад +506

    Asmongold produces days of content with a 30 minute game

  • @travis8106
    @travis8106 5 лет назад +399

    *Presses start to play the game*
    *_WHO IS THIS GUY_*
    *How did HE KNOW TO **_START THE GAME_*

  • @garygotgameclips
    @garygotgameclips 5 лет назад +97

    speedrunner: *literally inhales oxygen*
    asmon: hE dIdNt eVeN fIgHt tHe mObS

  • @kirrnvalanthe4312
    @kirrnvalanthe4312 6 лет назад +312

    "Could you imagine being that happy?" No, we play wow, we're all dead inside.

    • @HereticDuo
      @HereticDuo 5 лет назад +35

      pretty much. At this point people play WoW out of habit assuming that is enjoyment because the actual feeling of joy is a long forgotten memory.
      Just look at the guy's reaction, he's genuinely confused at the guys happiness, it's like he's thinking "what is this emotion he's displaying?"

    • @MNAHN-T.GOF-NN
      @MNAHN-T.GOF-NN 5 лет назад +2

      Retail WoW*
      :^)

    • @whiskeySe7en
      @whiskeySe7en 5 лет назад +1

      Lol nice one

    • @anthonyhaney626
      @anthonyhaney626 5 лет назад

      @@fifo2926 My God have you heard of this wonderful thing called a joke I know this must be a new experience for you but that doesn't give you the right to insult someone.

    • @fifo2926
      @fifo2926 5 лет назад

      @@anthonyhaney626 Buddy. the guy i was replying to wasn't the OP, he didn't make a joke

  • @giornogiovanna2162
    @giornogiovanna2162 5 лет назад +75

    *traffic light turned red and every vehicle stopped
    Asmon : "what? Wtf? But... Why everyone is stopping? It's just a light"

  • @Apudurangdinya
    @Apudurangdinya 5 лет назад +97

    he looked like my nephew when i stole his nose

  • @Dr.UldenWascht
    @Dr.UldenWascht 5 лет назад +330

    Asmongold after watching the first minute: "He is so fast!"
    [50 minutes of open-mouth]
    Asmongold finishing watching the speedrun: "He was so fast!"

  • @pedrotristao5039
    @pedrotristao5039 6 лет назад +476

    I want to see his face after knowing about lobos's 1hp 1 stamina run

    • @TheOnlyGhxst
      @TheOnlyGhxst 6 лет назад +56

      Or the infinite NG+ run or the multitude of randomizer runs or the fists only run LUL

    • @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
      @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ 6 лет назад +5

      @@TheOnlyGhxst Fists only 4kings, oh boy that was an experience

    • @xd-ko9oo
      @xd-ko9oo 6 лет назад +2

      not impressive LOL, he gets to try over and over in 1hp run, 1 stamina just means he cant run, which is a time waste more than anything. not rolling at all, or no-hit is the hardest challenge. Hobos jr is nobody compared to the nohit runners

    • @pedrotristao5039
      @pedrotristao5039 6 лет назад +37

      @@xd-ko9oo i bet you wouldnt have the patience to do so, 1 stam means he can't run, roll more than once, attack more than once, etc.

    • @leopenttila2989
      @leopenttila2989 6 лет назад +19

      @@xd-ko9oo No-hit runs are not that impressive, wielding nothing and beating the game like that is impressive. In no-hit runs you can equip all the fucking shit you want as long as you know how to dodge in the game...

  • @mydemon
    @mydemon 5 лет назад +86

    Asmongold watching the world record: "This took me a lot longer to do!"

  • @ezrasmith3389
    @ezrasmith3389 5 лет назад +44

    Chef makes sandwich, this guy: why does he slice it diagonally, I slice mine vertically.

  • @Ethereal18
    @Ethereal18 5 лет назад +98

    By the time I created my character, he finish the game.

  • @thecallofdutytroller
    @thecallofdutytroller 5 лет назад +425

    This video shows me that you can never sit next to asmon in a movie theatre

    • @PoorEdward
      @PoorEdward 5 лет назад +8

      @@MapleLeafAce actually dude honestly used to think Asmon was like that but the parts he isn't sarcastic he is serious. He has never done "an act" or shit for views he literally is just stuck in WoW. Basically he's your dad seeing you properly use settings on an Apple phone.

    • @alilweeb7684
      @alilweeb7684 5 лет назад +1

      @@MapleLeafAce he is actually worse then most reaction twitchers/youtube

    • @mrman-yj3bn
      @mrman-yj3bn 5 лет назад +3

      so how do you know this? "he has never done an act" are you god and are you able to see trough everybody's thoughts? you have to realise how dumb it sounds to say he has never acted, seeming as you have never met him lol. just take the start as an example, he obviously knows what a "speed run" implies yet he still says "he isn't killing the enemies"... this guy literally makes a living off pretending not to understand things

    • @mrman-yj3bn
      @mrman-yj3bn 5 лет назад +4

      you really think 6:23 - 6:30 is his legitimate reaction to a guy walking in a video game? XD that's the face you make when you see a volcano erupting right next to you... or the face you make when your pretending to be amazed at something you don't really care about. but yeah "never done an act" XD

    • @PoorEdward
      @PoorEdward 5 лет назад

      @@mrman-yj3bn appreciate the response.

  • @AKT_SNP
    @AKT_SNP 6 лет назад +503

    asmon looks like the chick that discovered sidesteps in zelda game

    • @faragaroruga3229
      @faragaroruga3229 6 лет назад +3

      Wait who

    • @NielsMulvad
      @NielsMulvad 6 лет назад +14

      @@faragaroruga3229 girl defeats like 80% of "breath of the wilds" before she does the tutorial teaching her side step, and other stuff. (never played it, watched friends play it instead, so the stuff a bit rusty)

    • @msirikh
      @msirikh 5 лет назад +4

      "Parry?! Huh"

    • @reginozarate4601
      @reginozarate4601 5 лет назад

      .

    • @neidhartmuller8804
      @neidhartmuller8804 5 лет назад

      @ONI who

  • @OOZiTen
    @OOZiTen 5 лет назад +17

    "And he spins at the exact time as the guy does the thing"
    3:55
    A1 commentary from ya boi

  • @aheh605
    @aheh605 5 лет назад +320

    even his friend is getting annoyed with him

    • @josepedrovicente1478
      @josepedrovicente1478 5 лет назад +6

      His friend's an ass

    • @Chironex_Fleckeri
      @Chironex_Fleckeri 5 лет назад +2

      No his friend is trying to put off some small air of superiority here because he makes minimum wage and Asmon makes like three times his annual wages in 1 month.

    • @boiledgreg1239
      @boiledgreg1239 5 лет назад +1

      It's a character bit you twits.

    • @fifo2926
      @fifo2926 5 лет назад

      @jordan5221 when did u lose brain cells? McConnell doesn't even fucking stream or get anything from it. The people don't even know how he looks you moron

    • @fifo2926
      @fifo2926 5 лет назад

      @@yin3229 big lies

  • @matsujpg7481
    @matsujpg7481 5 лет назад +34

    The dude in the background "oh yeahhhh you dont know about this" wtf do you mean, he doesnt know ANYTHING!

  • @FaolanHart
    @FaolanHart 6 лет назад +425

    Dark Souls isn't just amazing because of the games.
    Its amazing because of all the loremasters, challenge runners & memers on the internet.
    There is something so very satisfying about watching Asmongold fall down the same rabbit hole every other Dark Souls fan has.

    • @TheOnlyGhxst
      @TheOnlyGhxst 6 лет назад +15

      True, I originally gave up on Dark souls when I first tried it(Went the wrong way at the beginning of DS1 and kept dying) then I started watching Lobos and other DS content and it got me back into it. And once I actually got into it I just couldn't put it down. The more I got into the game, the lore, the community, the speedrunning, etc... the more that I *Wanted* to get into it, it's like a self perpetuating cycle that never ends, and it's just such a fun game no matter how many hours I put into it. And I mean that for DS1, DS3, Demon's Souls, Bloodborne, and even DS2, they're all just such great games, and the community is great as well.

    • @alondor8157
      @alondor8157 6 лет назад +4

      Dark souls memes are best memes. Let's be real here.

    • @larriyrnir5756
      @larriyrnir5756 6 лет назад +14

      never say memers again

    • @FaolanHart
      @FaolanHart 6 лет назад

      @@TheOnlyGhxst I gave up at Smough & Ornstein. Came back to it after playing Dark Souls 2 & finally understanding the game. Now its my fave in the series
      @Larri þyrnir
      Meeemeeeerrrsssssss

    • @christianstachl
      @christianstachl 6 лет назад

      ​@@TheOnlyGhxst
      Years ago i played DS1 and kept dying at the Capra Demon, so i quit. It felt weird because it was the first game i couldn't beat even with the help of the internet.
      A long time later i started again, beat Capra Demon second try (:P) but kept dying to poison etc in some weird place a little bit later...and i quit again.
      But i guess after watching this now (although i got spoiled on the bosses now which i really wanted to avoid back then) i have to start again. Third time's the charm, right? :D
      Quick question: In both runs i preferred a quick Thief with Dagger and this stamina shield from the dragon at the beginning over a "tanky" character, but i kept reading that it's easier with heavy armor etc.
      What do you think? I liked it alot to be quick, dodge much etc

  • @Mr_Peem
    @Mr_Peem 4 года назад +20

    When he said “and he spins at the exact time the guy does the thing.” I felt that

    • @levimachado
      @levimachado Год назад

      even after years of watching this nonsense it never ceases to amaze

  • @WayTooQuick
    @WayTooQuick 5 лет назад +270

    Asmongold: So Dark souls couldve been a 30 min stream??
    Other guy: YEAH EASILY
    Yeah ok guy lmao

    • @wildace4581
      @wildace4581 5 лет назад +66

      his friend is a moron tbh

    • @tellurianapostle
      @tellurianapostle 5 лет назад +22

      @@wildace4581 they both are

    • @rahm5456
      @rahm5456 5 лет назад +34

      its almost like it was a joke

    • @Schimml0rd
      @Schimml0rd 5 лет назад +1

      @@rahm5456 its almost as if a singel player game with an AI as bad as this is so easily abused its not even the slightest of accomplishments.

    • @rahm5456
      @rahm5456 5 лет назад +5

      Schimml0rd when did I ever say beating dark souls was an accomplishment? I was just saying McConnell was joking when he said it could be easily beaten in 30 mins.

  • @RoxLOL
    @RoxLOL 6 лет назад +246

    I feel like Asmongold didnt play any video game other than WoW in the lsat decade

    • @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
      @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ 6 лет назад +27

      Ye pretty much

    • @firmbase
      @firmbase 6 лет назад +2

      He played Halo

    • @saphrix4587
      @saphrix4587 6 лет назад +6

      "I feel like"

    • @TheMellwin
      @TheMellwin 6 лет назад +19

      This is what WoW does to you. Im still catching up to all the games I wanted to play during my WoW years.

    • @archvaldor
      @archvaldor 6 лет назад +2

      That's actually understating the situation.

  • @Jaykayorso
    @Jaykayorso 5 лет назад +94

    Id actually love to see you reacting to someone playing pacman. LIKE WAIT WHUT. WAT. HE JUST WENT IN FROM.. WAIT.. HE APPEARED ON THE OTHER SIDE? WHAT? IM SO CONFUSED

    • @kisukoev
      @kisukoev 5 лет назад

      and that's why the earth is flat ma'dude

    • @toaster6068
      @toaster6068 5 лет назад

      I don’t think this is asmons channel so you’re recommendation is for the dude who runs this channel to react to Pac-Man

  • @fattoo
    @fattoo 5 лет назад +18

    Elajjaz: *literally one shot golem*
    Asmongold: LOOK AT THOSE HOPS

  • @concrete_dog
    @concrete_dog 5 лет назад +370

    "wow he's skipping all mobs"
    Yeah dude. That's why it's a speedrun. :l

    • @jacob_756
      @jacob_756 5 лет назад +1

      Toxic much

    • @notatroll2773
      @notatroll2773 5 лет назад +15

      @@jacob_756 that's not toxic what are you a snowflake? You must be if you thought that was toxic. He just pointing out the obvious

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 5 лет назад

      But is it even legit?? He said he had cheats on. Is that even alowed to be counted as speedrun?

    • @notatroll2773
      @notatroll2773 5 лет назад +5

      @@cherrydragon3120 cheats on is a joke

    • @joshuanorris5860
      @joshuanorris5860 5 лет назад

      Is that litterally the thing on your mind after watching this? Pathetic!

  • @slambodianjones
    @slambodianjones 5 лет назад +86

    15:57 Asmongold picks nose.
    15:59 Asmongold rolls up booger and prepares to toss it away.
    16:00 Asmongold feels his rolled up booger and starts to have second thoughts.
    16:00 Asmongold becomes too attached to his booger and realizes that it is a part of him. Nothing that is apart of yourself should go to waste. Throws booger in a jar and starts collection. Later in 2019, Asmongold will have enough boogers saved up to heat his house for a week. Asmongold has cured the cold.

  • @geriansyahf
    @geriansyahf 5 лет назад +140

    When lv 1 crook withness the greatness how lv 100 boss play

  • @TheUnone
    @TheUnone 5 лет назад +25

    18:24 Yes, man.
    That's how speedruns are done, you are trying to match all top game knowledge + top of your performance + top RNG in the game, to make the Ultimate Speedrun happen.
    They have hundreds of tries.

  • @ipvp4fun
    @ipvp4fun 6 лет назад +227

    “Oh you didn’t know about this”

    • @anghbalahr2971
      @anghbalahr2971 6 лет назад +75

      Like every ten seconds, from the disembodied voice of annoyance.

    • @alexjacobs2080
      @alexjacobs2080 6 лет назад +35

      the smug levels are reaching an all time high with everyone involved

    • @hollowday1545
      @hollowday1545 6 лет назад +1

      Lighten up lol

    • @pique3124
      @pique3124 5 лет назад +2

      samurai jack To be honest how did he not know about parrying???

    • @jadedmoon
      @jadedmoon 5 лет назад

      Once is fine, but more than that was cringe.

  • @Stormspinner
    @Stormspinner 5 лет назад +266

    lol... this should serve as a warning, 'result of growing up infront of an mmo'.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 лет назад +54

      He's also the best advertisement for birth control.

    • @GageMason
      @GageMason 5 лет назад +1

      hahaha, fucking hilarious@@theblackbaron4119

    • @fifo2926
      @fifo2926 5 лет назад

      Guy probs played metin 2 and got fucked.

    • @myalt.yt.shorts.account
      @myalt.yt.shorts.account 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah and he ended up making 20k per month

    • @mariosmatzoros3553
      @mariosmatzoros3553 4 года назад +1

      @OMEGA LOL What? WoW is easier than dark souls , especially when we're talking about dark souls 3 and the ringed city dlc.

  • @joeagneta2503
    @joeagneta2503 5 лет назад +36

    Whenever this guy goes outside for the first time he's going to have his mind blown

    • @fifo2926
      @fifo2926 5 лет назад +1

      Such a moron

  • @Ice-fx5vr
    @Ice-fx5vr 5 лет назад +10

    About to run out of petrol so book it to gas station
    Asmond "thats so fast" "look at his wheels they dont even stop". Arrives at gas station
    Asmond "but why would he go here? Other guy " oh you didnt know about this gas station

  • @Lykyk
    @Lykyk 5 лет назад +24

    400IQ commentary:
    "This took me a lot longer to do."

  • @Silentstep66
    @Silentstep66 5 лет назад +70

    Man, asmongold really puts on an act these days.. tough to watch

    • @Iriseon
      @Iriseon 5 лет назад +8

      To be fair, his brain has been deprived of all forms of nutrients for at least a decade.

  •  5 лет назад +10

    Friend starts to play DarkSouls
    Asmongold: WTF?
    *OH YOU HAD NO IDEA ABOUT THIS*

  • @nickmorgan3042
    @nickmorgan3042 5 лет назад +62

    Just the fact that he can’t fathom that someone in a speed run wouldn’t kill every mob, and mentions it repeatedly, makes me want to die.

    • @Unintelligentful
      @Unintelligentful 5 лет назад +5

      I mean, im not even an Asmon fan and you can just tell he's doing this for chat's entertainment. Like wake up, idiot.

    • @thisSh1tHard
      @thisSh1tHard 3 года назад +2

      @@Unintelligentful he needs to break down every little thing like that, he's breaking it down for his chat, they're so thick they probably don't know what's going on lmao

  • @th3TwistedLight
    @th3TwistedLight 6 лет назад +359

    I like just how innocent and wide eyed Asmo is during it all. So many preconceptions shattered in the face of just a decent WR run.

    • @darr0w2
      @darr0w2 5 лет назад +9

      "decent WR run"
      lol didn't he beat the record or something?

    • @th3TwistedLight
      @th3TwistedLight 5 лет назад +22

      @@darr0w2 That he did, that's what WR stands for, World Record. Run could be improved though, by quite a margin. A minute at least.

    • @scottinbristol
      @scottinbristol 5 лет назад +4

      @@th3TwistedLight Do it then. Oh, wait...

    • @Unknowiii
      @Unknowiii 5 лет назад +18

      @@scottinbristol This is the remastered version, you can find way better runs on the original game, so yeah, it can be improved by a lot.

    • @TheMotionzElite
      @TheMotionzElite 5 лет назад

      @@Unknowiii That's different though isn't it? Cause you can do jumps in the og you can't do in remastered right? cause of 30fps

  • @aldenchien4470
    @aldenchien4470 5 лет назад +11

    I love how at the beginning, Asmongold already looks surprised

  • @guesswhat9349
    @guesswhat9349 5 лет назад +74

    He literally just can't finish a sentence omg

    • @xavieraz
      @xavieraz 5 лет назад +1

      Cringe at its most..

  • @vRiqo
    @vRiqo 5 лет назад +42

    ela the record is 42 seconds better than my pb
    nobody :
    asmongold : pEaNuT bUtTeR

  • @omniaburitos7486
    @omniaburitos7486 6 лет назад +50

    13:32 that face of exited casual

  • @undeadsky923
    @undeadsky923 5 лет назад +37

    He kinda looks like a randomized character in dark souls.

  • @DakonBlackblade2
    @DakonBlackblade2 6 лет назад +20

    The no hit run guy failled once on the last boss of the last game. It was a sad momment. But he didn't give up and ultimatly he got it.

    • @TheMrLinkisawesome
      @TheMrLinkisawesome 5 лет назад

      "once" LUL

    • @DakonBlackblade2
      @DakonBlackblade2 5 лет назад

      @@TheMrLinkisawesome On the last boss of the last run was just once no ?

    • @mahatmanana796
      @mahatmanana796 5 лет назад

      @@DakonBlackblade2 He failed once on the last boss, different order tho.

    • @joelharrison4654
      @joelharrison4654 5 лет назад

      Hit by cinders lightning attack right

  • @ennui_goat9416
    @ennui_goat9416 5 лет назад +16

    Asmond-I thought I was the literal god
    *says wow about halberd damage after the second fight*

  • @SloppySlopes
    @SloppySlopes 5 лет назад +72

    27:13 The only reason why I came to this video

  • @pancakeclaper1021
    @pancakeclaper1021 5 лет назад +23

    Other guy: the ring makes him do more damage for the less health he has.
    Asmon: HoW iS He dOiNG SO muCh daMAge
    Asmon 10 minutes later: wait is the ring doing the damage

  • @TheDarkness2146
    @TheDarkness2146 5 лет назад +78

    *takes off armor*
    "What do you think this is? Counterstrike?" 😂😂😂

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 5 лет назад +6

      i'm not sure if he was just trying to be funny or if he's that dumb

    • @patrickimperial579
      @patrickimperial579 5 лет назад +2

      @@slick3996 it was sarcasm

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 5 лет назад

      @@patrickimperial579 i get that but it's hard to tell in Asmongold's case

    • @patrickimperial579
      @patrickimperial579 5 лет назад

      @@slick3996 it's his style lol. I recently discovered him a few days ago from watching him beat the nameless king.

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 5 лет назад

      @@patrickimperial579 i watch his wow streams here and there but you can see that outside of wow he's not really the smartest one and certainly not the nicest type of a person

  • @acesoverkings7030
    @acesoverkings7030 5 лет назад +11

    Looking like he just saw the resurrection of Jesus ....

  • @Zonofgod
    @Zonofgod 5 лет назад +15

    0:21 this cave man don't know how to speedrun works

  • @diegoleal1207
    @diegoleal1207 4 года назад +35

    This video accurately represents every human's reaction when they first discover speedrunning.

  • @kevin-po5kx
    @kevin-po5kx 5 лет назад +26

    Mom: we gotta go soon
    Elajjaz: hold up let me just beat dark souls real quick

  • @MarcosLMGP
    @MarcosLMGP 5 лет назад +10

    Technically the parry god is lobos, he killed Gwyn with punches ffs xD

  • @falnredemption
    @falnredemption 6 лет назад +147

    This guy never seen a speed run before? His reaction is so odd to me like he literally been living under a rock...

    • @GotDangetBobby
      @GotDangetBobby 5 лет назад +74

      He's only played one game, World of Warcraft, for like 10 years. Speed runs is a new concept for him probably.

    • @Xfade81
      @Xfade81 5 лет назад +1

      He probably has. But since he played this game and knows how hard it is, he just didn't think in how many ways you could skip stuff. I've seen many speedruns but i also did not think DS1 could be done this fast.

    • @dominikminet1276
      @dominikminet1276 5 лет назад +8

      @Rusty Juul I had the same reaction when i saw my first zelda speed run.
      Oh wait when you saw your VERY FIRST Speedrun you was like " not impressed did that before i even played the game" right ?

    • @dominikminet1276
      @dominikminet1276 5 лет назад +2

      Yes
      You would be suprised people dont know about speedruns some people dont even know that Twitch exist... I know MINDBLOWING

    • @jimmychongo3149
      @jimmychongo3149 5 лет назад +5

      "living under a rock"
      he unironically hasn't played or followed anything not related to Blizzard in over a decade, so yeah he basically has been.

  • @LarssonTheBear
    @LarssonTheBear 5 лет назад +155

    Holy shit the guy in comms makes the most annoyingly redundant comments I've ever heard

    • @patrick7247
      @patrick7247 5 лет назад +19

      Larsson “guys he doesn’t know that mechanic” or “don’t worry about that you don’t know how to parry” like ok maybe explain it or just shut up. really is annoying.

    • @ItsDonBro
      @ItsDonBro 5 лет назад +20

      To be fair the guy with his mouth open was pretty annoying too

    • @williamberends7580
      @williamberends7580 5 лет назад +11

      Compared to this guy being confused by everything I think comms man is a saint

    • @ChickenDerpy
      @ChickenDerpy 5 лет назад +4

      the comms guy is McconellRet... I fucking hate that guy. He ruins pretty much every stream he is in

    • @nickolasfox877
      @nickolasfox877 5 лет назад

      Mcconnellret shut the fuck up, dude.

  • @UnholyRath
    @UnholyRath 6 лет назад +41

    Now for the real magic:
    Get Asmongold to play DS2, then have him watch that Any%...

  • @AngstycAT77
    @AngstycAT77 5 лет назад +1

    God that fuckin dude - "OOOOOOOOOH YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS" like yeah no shit dude.

  • @megaleuzao
    @megaleuzao 5 лет назад +35

    I just cant get over the fact that the video of a guy watching another video has five times more views than the original

    • @byehai
      @byehai 5 лет назад

      Leonardo Martins Because people want to see reactions rather than boring clips.

    • @swampgurt
      @swampgurt 5 лет назад

      What’s the original or the speed runners name? Not a fan of this guy reacting to it

    • @krpajda
      @krpajda 5 лет назад

      @@swampgurt elajjaz, his comment here should be pinned or something

    • @Reploidx9
      @Reploidx9 5 лет назад

      What? So the "reaction" can take up a quarter of the screen? No thanks lol. Somehow a staged reaction is more entertaining than a glitchrun. Yeah ok.

    • @ja_cow_ski
      @ja_cow_ski 5 лет назад

      ByeHai ela is entertaining as fuck cuz he knows what hes doing. this guy reacting is playing up his reaction and annoying af

  • @six_
    @six_ 5 лет назад +13

    "And he spins at the exact time that the guy does the thing".
    Thank you Asmongold, this is the content I signed up for.

  • @giocommentary
    @giocommentary 5 лет назад +4

    18:25 hundreds? probably close to a thousand. streaming every day trying to beat the previous record.. Speedrunners are insane. and what you don't see in this video is the amount of preparation research and testing he has done. I reckon he's sat behind his PC with stats and a calculator figuring out the best percentage's of things like the stats to upgrade which weapon (halberd) and which enemies he needs to take damage from to get the maximum out of his tearstone ring. Speedrunners are amazing to look at, but once you consider the amount of time/research/testing it becomes a absolutly insane achievement.

  • @calebhope2121
    @calebhope2121 5 лет назад +6

    everyone has a friend like mcconnell, aliens could come to the planet and explain to asmon how the universe was created, and he would be in the back like, "yup, you didnt know that?"

    • @kukifitte7357
      @kukifitte7357 4 года назад

      He really pissed me off, so fucking condescending

  • @MyNamesRevenge
    @MyNamesRevenge 4 года назад +4

    7:09 someone in chat says "Whats the point in playing the game like this though? Who even gives a fuck about setting a world record in dark souls" and that's probably one of the most braindead comments i've ever read lmfao

  • @REALwoombath
    @REALwoombath 6 лет назад +194

    You can tell by the comments of those chumps that 95% of the twitch chat didn''t even play the game.

    • @SynderFGC
      @SynderFGC 5 лет назад +68

      He & his chat have just played and watched WoW for forever man. The guy has literally only played WoW for the last 10 years

    • @jojolafrite90
      @jojolafrite90 5 лет назад +22

      They must be pretty braindead. Actually it really shows.

    • @OberonFox
      @OberonFox 5 лет назад +15

      Its gotta suck not being able to tell that almost all of twitch chat is sarcasm.

    • @sheikhrayan9538
      @sheikhrayan9538 5 лет назад +6

      @Dominus Ghaul Oof, I think someone got hurt by twitch comments

    • @deIusin
      @deIusin 5 лет назад +2

      Dominus Ghaul someone got hurt by the twitch comments

  • @absolutelytoxicc8328
    @absolutelytoxicc8328 5 лет назад +8

    My question is how does he look at chat while doing this?

  • @hukilausurfer
    @hukilausurfer 5 лет назад +5

    10:43 "This took me a lot longer to do" ...
    ..yeah, it's a speed run

  • @renegadesnares
    @renegadesnares 5 лет назад +13

    *AND HE SPINS AT THE EXACT TIME WHEN THE GUYS DOES THE THING* gaming in a nutshell

  • @henrikh3089
    @henrikh3089 6 лет назад +107

    Lol I stayed up til 3 am to watch the ending of the stream. Well worth it.

    • @UnauthorizedExpression
      @UnauthorizedExpression 5 лет назад +3

      You are a loser.

    • @StormCrownSr
      @StormCrownSr 5 лет назад +12

      @@UnauthorizedExpression Says the guy insulting people on the internet.

    • @samberghs6367
      @samberghs6367 5 лет назад +1

      StormCrown that guy is aloser wtf

    • @ingainloggningsnamn
      @ingainloggningsnamn 5 лет назад

      Wow, 3 am, that must've been pretty insane for you.

    • @ingainloggningsnamn
      @ingainloggningsnamn 5 лет назад

      @@samberghs6367 but... Maybe he had work to go to a few hours later, that's pretty sick!
      Oh wait, it wasn't uncommon for me to stay up to around 4 am and go to work at 7 without having some "really special event" to watch. 3, 6 or 9 hours of sleep is the perfect amount of sleep fyi. something with sleeping cycles.

  • @MrPonikata
    @MrPonikata 5 лет назад +8

    This guy is the Jimmy Fallon of Twitch

  • @connora9
    @connora9 5 лет назад +1

    asmongold: watches a guy speedrun
    guy speedrunning: goes quick
    asmongold: WAIT WHAT? what? wait what THE FUCK?

  • @jordancummings4639
    @jordancummings4639 5 лет назад +7

    This guy is just a human shocked Pikachu meme for 30 minutes straight.

    • @Mr_Peem
      @Mr_Peem 4 года назад

      Jordan Cummings *suprised pikachu not shocked pikachu dumbass

    • @Mr_Peem
      @Mr_Peem 3 года назад

      @@jawknee4088 cause he got da funni meme wrong

  • @Thejigholeman
    @Thejigholeman 6 лет назад +47

    >purple coward crystal
    >ports to kiln
    I'd like a Laaaaaaaaarge
    WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Ontarianmm
      @Ontarianmm 5 лет назад +4

      So all the areas that have phantoms get a +1 value, so when you use the purple crystal, you gain a short +1 value to your area. Rolling while trying to use an item will only partly use it. So he rolls to add 1 to his area then warps to the kiln bonfire. Since you can't use this in the kiln bonfire, it take you instead to the nearest combat area; I.E. the final area. Value storage is a new thing to this game. It is similar to the way he got to sen's. By storing the death state rather than the phantom one.

    • @pRick7734
      @pRick7734 5 лет назад

      Extra THICC

  • @therealandrew185
    @therealandrew185 5 лет назад +5

    This is Asmon's first time seeing a speedrun

  • @pancakeclaper1021
    @pancakeclaper1021 4 года назад +3

    "That's what happened to me, I got hit"
    In a darksouls game
    NO WAY

  • @weeabooshunter4759
    @weeabooshunter4759 6 лет назад +27

    Asmons's reaction to all of this is so funny and a bit salty! Love it

    • @viggecokarlittecola4655
      @viggecokarlittecola4655 6 лет назад

      i see you everywere stop it and why do you hate horde so much

    • @weeabooshunter4759
      @weeabooshunter4759 5 лет назад +1

      ​@@viggecokarlittecola4655 Hello.
      1.Maybe we just happen to enjoy the same kind of content, don't ask me to stop watching what i like because i simply won't.
      2. I despise the horde because it's a shitty ass criminal faction since Cataclysm up to the current date. It's the second time that they've got a nazi warchief and they ain't doing shit about it, which goes against all the principles that the horde was built upon: honor.
      -They invade and kill unnarmed innocents while still talking about honor, they refuse any peace offers given by King Anduin, it's understandable with Sylvanas in charge.
      -Also their racials are not properly balanced, entire guilds moved from the alliance to the filthy horde because blizzard can't balance their game properly(or might be biased). In the current form at least if you fight for them, you do support evil. You can't act as stalin & hitler combined and get away with it.
      -Sylvanas killed soldiers(including horde) at battle for lordaeron and raised them as mindless skeletons , yet she has the guts to scream "for the horde" in cinematics.
      -One of the few remaining smart guys in the horde right now is Saurfang who cooperated with Anduin to take down Sylvanas.
      *IN SHORT*: *I'm not hating the horde, i'm just hating what the horde has become under two terrible warchiefs, because my first 2-3 years of wow where on the horde side, then i switched to the Alliance and enyojed it very much for the past 8-9 years* . (I hope that i answered your question and it's understandable because english is not my first langauge.) Good day!

  • @xavierdrouin-hill8948
    @xavierdrouin-hill8948 5 лет назад +29

    "F" to pay respect to this man's mind. It has been blown.

    • @sirtaylor2569
      @sirtaylor2569 5 лет назад +6

      "man" is a very strong word

    • @SCDJMU
      @SCDJMU 5 лет назад +1

      @@sirtaylor2569 "mind" is a very strong word.

  • @fabb91
    @fabb91 5 лет назад +9

    Now I'll make a video of my grandma reacting to my cat reacting to me reacting to Asmongold reacting to this speedrun.

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 5 лет назад

      Do one better... how about recording your grandma playing Dark Souls for the very first time and beating it under an hour and then record Asmongold reacting to her game play. "How did she do that? WHAT!?" LMAO

    • @codysumner4017
      @codysumner4017 5 лет назад

      ...waiting

  • @vesstig
    @vesstig 2 года назад +1

    That wrong warp has to be the coolest glitch in Dark Souls, with how you just wind up seeing the battle of stoicism message along with the warp made my jaw drop

    • @Eagle3302PL
      @Eagle3302PL 8 месяцев назад

      I once did it accidentally when I used a homeward bone after dying in the painted world, it softlocked my game.

  • @Laoruperteen18
    @Laoruperteen18 5 лет назад +8

    watching someone get impressed by speedruns is my new drug xD

  • @Hr1s7i
    @Hr1s7i 5 лет назад +22

    Dude, close your mouth. I swear a fly was contemplating whether to glide in there at one point :D

    • @Hr1s7i
      @Hr1s7i 5 лет назад

      Also the look you get when the realization that he's a normie kicked in full force LUL

  • @Yazevo
    @Yazevo 6 лет назад +103

    wait til he finds zerolenny's videos and no hit runs

    • @ab-de3835
      @ab-de3835 6 лет назад

      Oh god

    • @CasperTheGhost64
      @CasperTheGhost64 6 лет назад +12

      No hit runs are so boring. In a great speedrun, you only get hit when you plan to get hit. A great speedrun is essentially a no hit run on steroids. No hit runs are extremely fucking boring. When you get an extremely obnoxious and annoying guy like Happy Hob doing them, they become literally unwatchable. The only time I'd watch a no hit run is if I were going to bed lmao.

    • @henrikh3089
      @henrikh3089 6 лет назад

      He watched the end of Happy Hobs trilogy no hit run. And Happy Hob came to his chat too.

    • @DakonBlackblade2
      @DakonBlackblade2 6 лет назад +3

      @@CasperTheGhost64 Its completly different, on speed runs ppl skip a gazillion bosses and whatnot and even when its a 100% run you still wuoldn't be able to do it without getting hit if you wanted. There is realy no comparison they are two very different things.

    • @CasperTheGhost64
      @CasperTheGhost64 6 лет назад +2

      @@DakonBlackblade2 One takes patience, one takes skill.There's not much to get confused about there imo. Literally anyone can learn a bosses rotation and wait patiently until the boss does the 1-2 attacks they want, go in and poke the boss twice, then run away and wait through the rotation again. Anyone can do that. People don't play that way casually despite EVERYONE knowing they could beat the boss easily that way because it's really fucking boring. There is so little execution to that. Now imagine not getting hit, while going as fast as possible, and doing what takes a no hit runner 8 minutes in 12 seconds while taking the same amount of damage as them, 0. They are totally different things you're right, because one is an absolute joke.

  • @tehandroidmaster
    @tehandroidmaster 4 года назад +2

    I genuinely don't understand why Asmongold doesn't just watch a GDQ/ESA/RPG Limit Break run of a FromSoft game. As it would happen, MANY popular runners like Ahady, Distortion2, Elajjaz, and Catalystz have actually done runs at such events and actually went into great detail during the run to explain how these mechanics work.