"Forgive me Father, for I'll lay my hands on this wastrel son of mine." Is genuinely something I've heard an African friend of mine say before she gave her teenage kid a massive whooping.
But blud is right tho shit like this happens in a lot more places than the black community on levels higher or lower than the streets, they be the ones that change shit not continue the harm
Huey Newton and Fred Hampton would have had unc status by now too, god rest their souls. A lotta old people learn from what they experienced, what they learned from philosophers like those previously mentioned. Age clarifies.
@@beelz5932 wisdom clarifies. Age just gives you more chances to find that wisdom. Some people reach wisdom at far younger ages. I haven't yet, but one day.
@@1bestalien gangbanger used to basically mean gangster but the word was spun into something related to sexual conduct and now it means something else
Yeaaaah, people tend to forget that it was Africans that sold their fellow Africans into slavery... Losing side of a war ? You be a slave! Commit a crime ? You be a slave! Your king/tribe chief cant pay his tax ? Guess what ? He not be a slave, YOU be a slave.
The African is actually so onto something, the parents that come over from Africa worked so hard, and their standards usually result in a more successful child
I grew up with burns and roasts, but coming from an African man, that shit just sound like straight poetry, no matter what they say, it's the flow of it that hits so hard and makes it so inspirational
what kind of disapointment not only sells drugs but disrespects familly like that somone that does that is a complete and utter failliure not only to society but to his familly aswell
@@Calm_Down_Its_Just_a_Flag no, its almost as if you were trying to be cheeky and ended up being cringe instead. "Ancestors" was never said, so i dont know what youre talking about when you say "Bro lied to him about his ancestors".
@@dogsbecute It's called a joke, humor is subjective if you don't find it funny that's okay, just go about your day or is your life so tragically boring and empty you have to start stuff with people on the interwebs?
The best part about the African one is that it can have a double meaning. First one is the obvious slave joke but the second one is that he would tell all organizations about you, both police and crime syndicates, and the one that offers the best deal for you he would 'sell out' your information
"I will sell you to the highest bidder" is absolutely preposterous.
Africans really don't like African Americans from what I've seen and heard, but yeah that one comment made my jaw drop lol.
and historically accurate which is a first
"Forgive me Father, for I'll lay my hands on this wastrel son of mine." Is genuinely something I've heard an African friend of mine say before she gave her teenage kid a massive whooping.
@@huskiegaming4957 accurate these days too. Slavery is still very prevalent in African Countries
@@huskiegaming4957they back to they old ways 😂😂
African roats are always so poetic, beatiful to hear.
Frrr
Fr
Underrated
@@Shlok-jc4xg underrated fr
and terrifying🤣
"You are under arrest for ... being black, murder" 💀 ☠️ 💀
Lmao
Racism be like
💀💀💀
How to fix society:
america be like
The African *"Yeeheee…"* was so on point. ☠️🙏✨
Ehen? Not Yeeheee
-1.3k-
African guy got no fear 😂😂
He has already been in a civil war he has no fear
@@cheesytacos6498 why do you think that
@@Wybrion-123The guy’s comment quite literally makes NO sense. Might as well ignore him.
Bro saw somebody get dragged off by a machete wielding lion he fears nothing
He has fought general butt naked
"I WILL SELL YOU TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER" 💀🙏
i mean. yeah. thats how most of em got there
@@romanplays1 that's what they don't teach in school, they be selling there own people to the Europeans
@@romanplays1 yea-
Bros feeling nostalgic
@@AnonymousVenator whatchu mean-
"Bro went to prison and now he thinks he's Socrates" 😂😂
But blud is right tho shit like this happens in a lot more places than the black community on levels higher or lower than the streets, they be the ones that change shit not continue the harm
Yns ahh quote
I'm surprised a black kid knows who Socrates is
@chrisd2051 I’m surprised anybody liked this heinous comment, but ignorance is a disease. So easily spread.
@@chrisd2051it's more surprising you do.
Unc always quick to spread some philosophy 😭🙏
He right 8/10 too
Getting old is realizing unc was spitting game
Huey Newton and Fred Hampton would have had unc status by now too, god rest their souls. A lotta old people learn from what they experienced, what they learned from philosophers like those previously mentioned. Age clarifies.
I was just about to say why he disrespect him like that 😭😭. Man tryna keep his nephew outta trouble
@@beelz5932 wisdom clarifies. Age just gives you more chances to find that wisdom. Some people reach wisdom at far younger ages. I haven't yet, but one day.
"YOU GROUND HEADED GANGBANGER" 💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭💀🙏🙏🙏🙏
How did this get 12k likes 💀😭🙏💀😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Dark12522 not crazy gangbanger is gangster just diff🤷♂️
@@Spear-v4cuhhm not really
@@1bestaliennah it can be. It's not always sx
@@1bestalien gangbanger used to basically mean gangster but the word was spun into something related to sexual conduct and now it means something else
Ngl tho, threatening someone who cares about you is a new low
Backward hustling low lifes.
Too many people are like that nowadays
Absolutely,the lowest of low
@@user-lw4xc9fr9k nowadays my nga pick up a history book swear yall dont know what history is
WHATS GOOD “NEIGHBOR” 💀
Crazy the amount of likes this got I don’t wanna be THAT GUY but mom I’m famous🎉🎉
I bet he said neighbor with enough venom to kill 20 people 😂
ngl i heard this in stinkmeaner's voice
Hey, how is it my ni.....niiii... niiiiice friend?!
GOODNEIGHBOR??
I FUCKING LOVE FALLOUT 4 RAAAAAAHHHHH
@@PointingFinger I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH THAT ASSAULTRON
"I will sell you to the highest bidder"
Damn😂😂😂
Yeaaaah, people tend to forget that it was Africans that sold their fellow Africans into slavery... Losing side of a war ? You be a slave! Commit a crime ? You be a slave! Your king/tribe chief cant pay his tax ? Guess what ? He not be a slave, YOU be a slave.
african selling africans is a slavery classic.
The African is actually so onto something, the parents that come over from Africa worked so hard, and their standards usually result in a more successful child
True
"i will sell you to the highest bidder" 💀💀💀💀💀
🗣️🔥We getting sold with this one🗣️🔥
"Jaf jaf stop playing with me"
"I will sell you to the highest bidder" got my cat discombobulated
Facts now my cat is a discombobulated melancholy
See my pfp
“You ground-headed GANGBANGER” IS INSANE WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT IT
Uncle Ben got disrespected from the grave 😂
i will sell you the highest bidder caught me off guard 😂😂
“What’s good neighbor” 🤓😭🙏
"I will sell you to the highest bidder" had me rolling💀
I grew up with burns and roasts, but coming from an African man, that shit just sound like straight poetry, no matter what they say, it's the flow of it that hits so hard and makes it so inspirational
that was a weak af african accent tho lmao but i feel you
@@dogsbecute oh yeah, most definitely, but i was just saying in general
Unc spoke facts.
Yeah
Bro posted dis vid expecting it to be relatable ☠️💀
what kind of disapointment not only sells drugs but disrespects familly like that somone that does that is a complete and utter failliure not only to society but to his familly aswell
African made clear, if you want to waste your parents hard work, he going make sure they get something out of it and you're get a free trip to Dubai.
If only he was nice to the man selling weed he wouldnt have to go to jail
Unc spitting facts tho🔥🔥
"bro went to prison and now thinks he Socrates or smth"
Shit killed me
White done being victim💀😭
"Remove yourself" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Unc was spitting straight facts
Its true. My Nigerian friends were like... you know what my gpa is pretty high 😂
Bro IMMEDIATELY makes me laugh😂
A RUclips reel that actually made me laugh nvr thought I’d c the day
Nah unc actually spitting 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣
No I NEED the Imam one for this. Also, "being black" IS CRAZYYY
Daaaaamn that last line caught me super off guard 😂😂😂
"I will sell you to the highest bidder" had me rolling
Bro lied to him about his ancestors, i know because my ancestors bought them
Man that pfp and username, tell me you're joking
he didnt say anything about ancestors, he said his parents.
@@dogsbecuteOh no way man, it's almost like we both watched the same short!
@@Calm_Down_Its_Just_a_Flag no, its almost as if you were trying to be cheeky and ended up being cringe instead. "Ancestors" was never said, so i dont know what youre talking about when you say "Bro lied to him about his ancestors".
@@dogsbecute It's called a joke, humor is subjective if you don't find it funny that's okay, just go about your day or is your life so tragically boring and empty you have to start stuff with people on the interwebs?
"Whats good neighboor" got me😂
African dude was basically unc with no filter 😂
"Bro went to prison now he thinks he Socrates" literally killed me
Black people keeping the stereotypes alive and well. It's awesome.
Was not ready for that last part
Unc hit em with the "with great drugs come great consequences."
The biggest lie homie will say is...."I didnt deserve all that" 😂
"All that time your parents spent for you to get to this country" hit me on a personal level
That “ immediately” gets me every time 😂
Bro is the african packgod☠️☠️
The African dude doing insider trading 💀
That last line woke up memories within me
I’d feel silly asf outside recording this
I love how some people will get caught red handed and still claim profiling 😂
that "AH" is everything
The way I almost choked on my pudding 😂
the white dude's Voice is Killinf me. "what is good my neighbor! 🤓"
I was waiting for that "immediately"😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
this comedy is GOLD❤🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂😂😂
"now he thinks he's Socrates or somethin' " 💀
Unc and African speaking facts tho.. Nelson’s Mandela and Martin Luther king didn’t fight for our culture to be like this😂
Knowing history that last line crazy
The african guy will restore balance in the hood
oh shit that last line got me by surprise.
“I will sell you to the highest bidder” and just like that history repeats itself
As a white man, I can confirm that I immediately become a police officer whenever I see a black drug trafficker
Homeland Africans got that family discipline going on GG! African ftw!
I love how sleep deprived he sounds when he talks to a white dude
Aight you got me dying over here 😂😂😂
The white one is getting a litte to relatable💀
The first one was the best one.
“ Friendly fire will not be tolerated “
"I will sell u to the highest bidder" Bro no friendly fire PLEASE
That uncle speakin facts 😂
I can already tell as soon as that accent came end for the last one, I knew it was over for him
Da highes BIDDAH!" 😂😂
"ILL SELL YOU TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER" is diabolical
The highest bidder would buy the other guy too
Holy s*** someone actually got it right
By that I mean because Africans sold their own people
@@LathemJones-ud2qnAfricans did not sell their own people
Bro thinks he’s hard till his guns in my hand and so is mine🤣
Sell you to the highest bidder😂😂😂
An African buyer would still want a discount😂
The highest bidder is just crazy😂😂😂
Bro cracked a smile at him being arrested for being black 😂
"I will sell you to the highest bidder" bro killed me w that
"My friend" followed by the most vile roast 😂
Disrespect on Unc is crazy
African rant took me out 💀
"I'll send you to the highest bidder" is absolute violation 💀💀💀
“Being black” 😂 what a 60s throwback 🤣
The best part about the African one is that it can have a double meaning. First one is the obvious slave joke but the second one is that he would tell all organizations about you, both police and crime syndicates, and the one that offers the best deal for you he would 'sell out' your information
"Friendly fire will not be tolerated"
As a Caucasian, I'd be offended, but its actually accurate
Uncle Ben ahh moment 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"YEEHEEE" is always a vibe.
“bro went to prison and now he thinks he’s Socrates or somethin’ man” gold
"Being black" while acting as a drug dealer. Sounds about right. Free pookie!
I like how "Being black" really means... Gang affiliated, Selling drugs, murder, all the other shit he listed lmao
An African person telling a black drug dealer he's gonna sell him to the highest bidder for ruining his own life is next level, holy shit
The last one 💀💀💀💀💀
Friendly fire will not be tolerated
“[PUNCHLINE] is crazy” yes we know that’s why it’s funny