Liberal Redneck - How Bad is Trump's Whole Brain Situation?

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    Lotta talk about Trump's brain lately. So I'm gonna also talk about it.
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  • @TraeCrowderLiberalRedneck
    @TraeCrowderLiberalRedneck  2 месяца назад +152

    Go to ground.news/traecrowder to get all sides of every story and see through media bias. Save 40% off unlimited access through my link.

    • @jessticulatewildly
      @jessticulatewildly 2 месяца назад +5

      Ground News ftw!

    • @TheySuckFatLongDonkeyLogs
      @TheySuckFatLongDonkeyLogs 2 месяца назад +1

      ‼ IT IS NOT PROJECTION, I wish people would stop misusing that term. They keep calling it "projection", It is NOT "projection", projection is a specific thing, and it is NOT this, this is a common tactic: Accuse the other side of what THEY themselves are guilty of, it is the *rubber/glue tactic [the pot calling the porcelain black].* They do this with everything, and with such explicit arrogant gaslighting, pretending it is the other side while describing themselves, they pretend you are the crazy one while saying crazy things. It's like the song 'Sympathy for the devil' with these guys, where every cop is a criminal and all the sinners are saints, like upside down Bazzaro world, every single part of their statement is flipped on its head opposite to reality. People keep saying "projection", this is NOT projection, projection is *unwitting,* it is when one falsely believes something about others because it is true of themselves, where because they have that perspective they assume almost everyone else is like that and in turn assume it is true of those others. This is entirely different, here they know EXACTLY what is actually true, and they are trying to convince others through gaslighting that it is something else. They are pretending something about the other side that is true of themselves in order to attack the other side and defend themselves in one action. So, it would make more sense to refer to this as the rubber/glue tactic as it is typically learned in childhood and is akin to the common children's limerick that starts "I am rubber, you are glue, ...".

    • @paperburn
      @paperburn 2 месяца назад +4

      He is just mining XP right now to level up on his stupid

    • @deanoh9929
      @deanoh9929 2 месяца назад +3

      i have2 tix for tonite in Brea but can not go my wife caught the flu. Trae?? or is anyone interested???

    • @richdorak1547
      @richdorak1547 2 месяца назад

      Ha ! A disappearing comment section. Butt hurt ???? LMAO !!!!!!

  • @simonpaine2347
    @simonpaine2347 2 месяца назад +1224

    "I cannot tell a lie" - George Washington.
    "I cannot tell the truth" - Donald trump
    "I cannot tell the difference" - MAGA

    • @drjanines3301
      @drjanines3301 2 месяца назад +42

      Excellent!!

    • @freedomfinder5196
      @freedomfinder5196 2 месяца назад +29

      Exactly!!

    • @richardp6461
      @richardp6461 2 месяца назад +81

      OK my turn......Nixon a president that became a crook.
      Trump a crook that became a president.

    • @robj2704
      @robj2704 2 месяца назад +16

      @@richardp6461 Only because he focused on the gullible of our society.

    • @JivebunnyFerris
      @JivebunnyFerris 2 месяца назад +37

      Republicans I don't care about the difference.

  • @Phenobarbidoll.
    @Phenobarbidoll. 2 месяца назад +658

    I'm 48 and I failed the cognitive test Donald Trump passed, and on the same day was diagnosed with dyscalculia. I have a master's degree and had a long career as a marketing executive - all numbers - but now I'm disabled and it's suspected I've had TIAs.
    I wholeheartedly believe I'd be a better president than Donald Trump. But then, so would Oscar the Grouch.

    • @abbey319
      @abbey319 2 месяца назад +9

      😆

    • @ellynmacgregor8210
      @ellynmacgregor8210 2 месяца назад +63

      "I wholeheartedly believe I'd be a better president than Donald Trump. But then, so would Oscar the Grouch." I wholeheartedly concur. But even Ocar's garbage can would be a better president than Mango Mussolini!

    • @erinmac4750
      @erinmac4750 2 месяца назад +14

      ​@@ellynmacgregor8210 Truth!

    • @tiffparz8749
      @tiffparz8749 2 месяца назад +16

      Oscar 2024 !

    • @AncientActivist
      @AncientActivist 2 месяца назад +41

      We all pray for you to recover, friend. 🙏

  • @TheCjbowman
    @TheCjbowman 2 месяца назад +1237

    How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
    None - Trump just tells them he fixed it and they sit there in the dark and applaud.
    😂

  • @michaelaprile7861
    @michaelaprile7861 2 месяца назад +642

    1776 - Chase those red coats outta here!
    2024 - chase those red hats outta here!

    • @Suze-v6c
      @Suze-v6c 2 месяца назад +29

      👏🇺🇸

    • @trollbbqer1267
      @trollbbqer1267 2 месяца назад +13

      🩵🇺🇸

    • @amylazarow41
      @amylazarow41 2 месяца назад +18

      I love this comparison!! Well done!! 💙💙💙💙💙

    • @ryanbauer3680
      @ryanbauer3680 2 месяца назад +17

      Jan 6 2025- The Red Hats are coming, the Red Hats are coming!

    • @ChristophBrinkmann
      @ChristophBrinkmann 2 месяца назад +16

      ​@@ryanbauer3680It'll be super easy to spot them

  • @ripcoify
    @ripcoify 2 месяца назад +781

    This is not an election about policy, its an election about democracy.

    • @incognitotorpedo42
      @incognitotorpedo42 2 месяца назад

      True, but also policy, like whether or not we're just going to let the world burn or whether or not we're going to let Putin invade other countries and kidnap their children.

    • @edg3048
      @edg3048 2 месяца назад +56

      I'm a single issue voter this time. That issue is decency. One has it, one doesn't know the meaning of the word...

    • @robertohull5048
      @robertohull5048 2 месяца назад +24

      Right on...and no disrespect but I might have to use that, yet I won't claim it as my own but that is accurate and eloquent

    • @JohnGalt1960
      @JohnGalt1960 2 месяца назад

      Joe and jill biden are celebrating an anniversary of 40+ years of a marriage founded on Adultery.

    • @JohnnyDelco
      @JohnnyDelco 2 месяца назад +4

      Hahahahaha funniest comment all week

  • @TheSteveBoyd
    @TheSteveBoyd 2 месяца назад +673

    Person, woman, man, camera... RONNIE JOHNSON!

    • @bigdendepiccolo
      @bigdendepiccolo 2 месяца назад +26

      Whale!

    • @ttomgast1769
      @ttomgast1769 2 месяца назад +31

      Ron Johnson , Wisconsin's very own one/two minute insurrectionist .

    • @darrellrees4371
      @darrellrees4371 2 месяца назад +34

      Windmill cancer.

    • @hunglikeahorse---fly
      @hunglikeahorse---fly 2 месяца назад +29

      ​@@darrellrees4371 Windmill NOISE cancer... rurrr rurrr rurrr!!!

    • @nalou6933
      @nalou6933 2 месяца назад +18

      You would normally disregard trump getting a name wrong, but he's so toxic that he gets called on every single error.

  • @thatrogersmith
    @thatrogersmith 2 месяца назад +431

    As a blue Appalachian in a deep red state I appreciate not only your sense of humor and intelligence, but hearing it delivered in a southern drawl.
    Thank you for making me feel a little less alone.

    • @13699111
      @13699111 2 месяца назад

      I live in a small Michigan town surrounded by mega mega morons so I know how you feel

    • @melt4769
      @melt4769 2 месяца назад +36

      Tennessee Brando is also good.

    • @tomc.7520
      @tomc.7520 2 месяца назад +24

      You're not alone, brother. WV.

    • @thatrogersmith
      @thatrogersmith 2 месяца назад

      @@tomc.7520
      I’m a “sister” using an alias, but thanks. 💙
      I live in WV too!
      Pocatalico (Sissonville)
      Home of the former MTV show “Buckwild.”🤣

    • @alisonjones8861
      @alisonjones8861 2 месяца назад

      I'm SO happy to hear people like all of you exist! I live in AZ & am surrounded by all the election signs for the dumb ass conservatives. 🤮 I hate it. Totally VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!

  • @redsable6119
    @redsable6119 2 месяца назад +310

    The author of the book "The Apprentice" said that in interviews with Trump, Trump told him that Joan Rivers voted for him two years after she died.

    • @brendathompson2288
      @brendathompson2288 2 месяца назад +16

      Oh wow.

    • @Elphaba1952
      @Elphaba1952 2 месяца назад +17

      Maybe she did 😉

    • @homerroad
      @homerroad 2 месяца назад +28

      I can imagine that the Donald "believes" that - he is full of shit.

    • @Scarletspeedster68
      @Scarletspeedster68 2 месяца назад +17

      I saw that in the news and I am surprised that her daughter Melissa didn't call him out on that BSery.

    • @SissyAustin
      @SissyAustin 2 месяца назад

      Wow.

  • @jopruitt104
    @jopruitt104 2 месяца назад +484

    Yeah, if the former guy actually DOES show up for the debate, I will be beyond shocked!

    • @rmr2471
      @rmr2471 2 месяца назад +25

      If tRump does show up at the debate, its going to be a real Hoot! 🤗

    • @waltermcgarvin8001
      @waltermcgarvin8001 2 месяца назад +46

      If he shows up, how long will he stay without an audience and the mic's being cut?

    • @donwyoming1936
      @donwyoming1936 2 месяца назад +29

      He's already telling Fox he plans to lose the debate on purpose.

    • @tyroneshoelace3844
      @tyroneshoelace3844 2 месяца назад

      I hear ya, BUT, I bet if it is rescheduled to 10am on Fox, an optional Adderal drip is offered to both candidates and Biden volunteers to be duct taped to the floor DJT will definitely show up. SMH

    • @JustNopeX
      @JustNopeX 2 месяца назад +17

      Shocked, like the battery on the boat, or the shark?
      I need answers! 😉

  • @thatrogersmith
    @thatrogersmith 2 месяца назад +259

    With the 4th of July being only two weeks away, how can anyone forget the bravery of the Continental Army who took over the airports. 🥴🍊✈️
    🤣😂🤣

    • @Hadenufyet
      @Hadenufyet 2 месяца назад +8

      😂

    • @juliemissick4206
      @juliemissick4206 2 месяца назад +12

      That was my favorite. I never laughed so hard!

    • @DrTed3
      @DrTed3 2 месяца назад +11

      It is always good to be prepared and plan ahead (about 150 years ahead)!

    • @tacoheadmakenzie9311
      @tacoheadmakenzie9311 2 месяца назад +15

      ...and scared them so badly that no one flew again until 1903.

    • @fubartotale3389
      @fubartotale3389 2 месяца назад

      If Biden isn't careful he'll start WW ll.

  • @rastadaddio8949
    @rastadaddio8949 2 месяца назад +371

    you should treat a mental acuity test for dementia like you would a test for syphilis. you're relieved that you passed, but you don't go around and publicly brag that your doctor wanted you tested, and you passed.

    • @sherfromgr
      @sherfromgr 2 месяца назад +33

      Perfect!

    • @tammystockley-loughlin7680
      @tammystockley-loughlin7680 2 месяца назад +24

      Can I use your analogy...I have a redhat coworker that needs to hear it. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during these trying times.

    • @jennywienert5219
      @jennywienert5219 2 месяца назад +23

      Syphilis! That's probably Trump's problem.😂

    • @JMAM006
      @JMAM006 2 месяца назад +11

      Butt did he really pass? and how REAL? was the test?

    • @DM-ro2kb
      @DM-ro2kb 2 месяца назад

      tRump is syphilis that never got treated.

  • @arnoldcox9128
    @arnoldcox9128 2 месяца назад +293

    If i was Biden id call Trump a convicted fellon at least 10 times during the debate

    • @JohnnyDelco
      @JohnnyDelco 2 месяца назад

      Biden is completely brain dead. Hes a disgrace

    • @Im_No_One_2024
      @Im_No_One_2024 2 месяца назад +19

      Agreed 💯
      Biden / Harris 2024

    • @darcy5761
      @darcy5761 2 месяца назад +6

      No way he's going to show up for a debate

    • @eddybowe2953
      @eddybowe2953 2 месяца назад +6

      Don't forget, he was convicted of rape re: E. jean Carroll.

    • @JohnnyDelco
      @JohnnyDelco 2 месяца назад +1

      @@eddybowe2953 hahahah 🤣

  • @Curt_Randall
    @Curt_Randall 2 месяца назад +448

    The bar is only a couple inches high for trump. For Biden it is 10 feet

    • @kevinkoch-jj1uj
      @kevinkoch-jj1uj 2 месяца назад +39

      Dump's bar is below ground level

    • @KittyCat22976
      @KittyCat22976 2 месяца назад +37

      You guys remember that South Park episode with James Cameron (S16 E09) “Raising The Bar”…?
      Yeah, trump’s is well below sea level.

    • @JohnnyDelco
      @JohnnyDelco 2 месяца назад

      Biden is literally dementia ridden. Completely embarrassing to watch

    • @drjanines3301
      @drjanines3301 2 месяца назад +15

      ​@@KittyCat22976absolutely

    • @mr.pavone9719
      @mr.pavone9719 2 месяца назад

      Biden could do everything absolutely right and make absolutely everyone happy and republicans would still hate him...because.

  • @stephaniewilson3955
    @stephaniewilson3955 2 месяца назад +177

    I will be astonished if The Felon actually turns up for the debate.

    • @adayinforever
      @adayinforever 2 месяца назад

      @stephaniewilson3955 this comment aged terribly

  • @user-qj8uc4tb8n
    @user-qj8uc4tb8n 2 месяца назад +101

    You really think that Tump is going to show up for that debate? No audience, mikes cut when the debater isn't speaking, and time limits? He'd HATE that! Not to mention that he's nuttier than squirrel poop, knows nothing about how the government runs, and has no policies except dictatorship and revenge against his perceived enemies.

    • @ellynmacgregor8210
      @ellynmacgregor8210 2 месяца назад +2

      But other than that, what's wrong with him? 😁😁😆😆🤣🤣

    • @peeperfrog3547
      @peeperfrog3547 2 месяца назад

      Right ⁉️
      And the only reason he showed up last time was likely to infect Biden ( he KNEW he had covid then and showed up "too late" to be able to take covid test). Whatta f'n sleezebag.

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 2 месяца назад +6

      @@ellynmacgregor8210 He smells bad.

    • @TwinMama09
      @TwinMama09 2 месяца назад +4

      I believe he will come up with some bullshit to not show up. Trump only plays to an audience cheering him on and they will mute his mic. But, I hope he does because I would love to see him be crazy and idiotic. But.... I'm not watching live. I'll be too stressed lol

    • @michelewalburn4376
      @michelewalburn4376 2 месяца назад

      Oh and no meeting with staff during breaks

  • @Sockcucker96
    @Sockcucker96 2 месяца назад +182

    Donny doesn't indeed scare me as much as Miller, Bannon or Vought & co.

    • @barbarajolley6578
      @barbarajolley6578 2 месяца назад +1

      Yep...they are the puppet masters.

    • @lisaboban
      @lisaboban 2 месяца назад +1

      They are the puppet Masters. Trump is just the puppet.

    • @tamiewert808
      @tamiewert808 2 месяца назад +40

      Miller especially! Never did I ever think we would have to deal with a Nazi Jew!

    • @SherryEllesson
      @SherryEllesson 2 месяца назад +19

      Miller's gonna' be too busy for politics - he got the part of Nosferatu in the sequel in Hollywood.

    • @pnf197
      @pnf197 2 месяца назад

      Voight's a nothing...just sad. Miller is a psychopath, a self-hating Jew that put babies and children in cages, petted Trump's most lunatic and murderous suggestions - but he's a puff, a nuthin' and as this cloud of insanity passes this November, he will be selling Trump Bibles at Flea Markets. Bannon' goin' to real jail -- whoa! Maybe he doesn't make it out..

  • @queenrosered
    @queenrosered 2 месяца назад +160

    Best response Biden can make to Trump when he starts interrupting and yammering is what he did the last time he debated him.."Will you shut up man?" 😂👍 And then keep spitting FACTS. Thanks again Trae!
    VOTE BLUE! 🗳 💙

    • @enricogattone432
      @enricogattone432 2 месяца назад +10

      With the agreed debate rules the opponent's mic is turned off while each one of them is speaking, so less chances for that

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 2 месяца назад +3

      @@enricogattone432 6:05

    • @MsRollingstone11
      @MsRollingstone11 2 месяца назад +5

      Thank you for reminding me of one of the few highlights of the Hellscape that was 2020.

    • @enricogattone432
      @enricogattone432 2 месяца назад +1

      @@sunshine3914 not saying that TFG won't try to highjack the conversation, just that the opportunities for Biden to shush him are less likely, as he may be perceived as shouting to the desert... Don't think his team would advise him to fall for that

    • @Dave1Claudius
      @Dave1Claudius 2 месяца назад +1

      I guess you didn't hear Biden want to raise your taxes. Got Millions more illegals to not only let in but pay their way. You're ready to buy an Elec Truck that sucks had one. We are 35th in the world for education was in the top 10. We can't even pay the interest on the debt owed to CHINA, guess where we borrow it from CHINA. Talk about Stupid!! We pay for other countries to protect their borders but don't think enough of ourselves to do it. Trump did, the data shows it. Biden said F us and come on in we will pay off the backs of the folks here for you they can work two jobs no big deal. Then we have the pro Hamas protesters Death to America. Mother of 5 murder by illegal, 13yr old, raped by illegal, women murder in bathtub etc. Liberals don't care until it comes to their door then its woe is me do something. It amazes me how dumb we have become and the hate we show. A Country divided will fall. Study your history! As an Independent voter I put my monies on Trump polices his first term we as a nation did well, was energy independent and Russia, was poor, Iran was poor, China was in check, look now we buy our energy from thugs making them rich and they use to spread hate and death. No wonder we are not trusted anymore.

  • @lexslate2476
    @lexslate2476 2 месяца назад +76

    Confusing the names Jackson and Johnson isn't that bad. And if that were the worst we'd gotten from the orange spite blob, that would be fine. But his criminality, deranged policies, and complete ignorance on every topic under the sun are another thing entirely.

    • @jujujupiter
      @jujujupiter 2 месяца назад +14

      Confusing names isn’t the problem, but while he was confusing names, he was criticizing Biden, who was supposedly confused.

    • @JohnSkeel
      @JohnSkeel 2 месяца назад +6

      Reminds me of Futurama election between John Jackson and Jack Johnson

    • @12thDecember
      @12thDecember 2 месяца назад +7

      Maybe next time he'll call him The Candy Man, which was Ronny's nickname in the White House.

    • @suebraun180
      @suebraun180 2 месяца назад

      Confusing the name of the doctor YOU appointed White House physician, who supposedly ruled you cognitively healthy by administering a memory test, WHILE bragging about said test, as you talk smack against President Biden for having a supposed bad memory. SMH

    • @robertwoods3873
      @robertwoods3873 2 месяца назад

      @@12thDecember Jackson was demoted for sexual harassment and conduct unbecoming. On trips he was often drunk on his a$$, and banging on the doors of female staff members. Of course, he is now a Republican Congressman.

  • @chadnorris8257
    @chadnorris8257 2 месяца назад +78

    I remember the whole "nuke hurricanes, and inject bleach" stuff. Not to mention the stuff about toilets not flushing properly, which didn't make much sense until we heard he likes to flush documents down the toilet. I was told it was just him joking. Yeah, people shouldn't joke like that. Not that I think it was meant to be a joke at all, because not a soul thought that was funny.

    • @enricogattone432
      @enricogattone432 2 месяца назад

      Well, it's a fact his base laugh hard to whatever deranged statement he makes including when he told them if they perished in the cold, as long as they did after casting their vote for him he was ok with it 🤷

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash 2 месяца назад

      Windmills give you cancer.

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash 2 месяца назад +5

      Magnets don't work underwater.

    • @juliemissick4206
      @juliemissick4206 2 месяца назад +4

      Oh he’s still going on about toilets not flushing and showers having no water. He never stopped.

    • @Kaotiqua
      @Kaotiqua 2 месяца назад +4

      @@juliemissick4206 And lightbulbs that he thinks make him look bad. Donnie, it ain't the lightbulbs...

  • @Elizabeth-tq7qw
    @Elizabeth-tq7qw 2 месяца назад +42

    “Just when you think your cat couldn’t be any more of a crackhead” 😂🤣 You’re the best, Trae!

    • @sailincat2822
      @sailincat2822 2 месяца назад +4

      As a cat servant, I appreciated that line. Furry thieves addicted to food and catnip.

    • @Oneshot8242
      @Oneshot8242 2 месяца назад +3

      Lived with a girlfriend whose cat ate the copper windings of a motor I'd taken apart. Couldn't figure out where it had gone.. found it in her litter box, post-digestion.
      Chocolate point Siamese, if you're wondering.

    • @janetmcclellen733
      @janetmcclellen733 2 месяца назад +1

      I have a Crack head wawa bless her heart

  • @melvinsmitherman3284
    @melvinsmitherman3284 2 месяца назад +200

    Trae, when Kennedy debated Nixon, they had a studio they were in at ABC. When Kennedy debated Humphrey, they were in a TV studio as well. Audience is something new to debates, it’s for entertainment, not debates. Some of us are old, and some of us, used RUclips for a tool, not a weapon.

    • @rmr2471
      @rmr2471 2 месяца назад +26

      Well said Sir! 🤗

    • @olddoggeleventy2718
      @olddoggeleventy2718 2 месяца назад +28

      There is not supposed to be an audience for this particular debate.

    • @enricogattone432
      @enricogattone432 2 месяца назад +30

      The agreed debate rules are no audience and no opening statements, only questions and answers with a definite time allotted for counterarguments and rebukes, after which the mic goes off

    • @Elphaba1952
      @Elphaba1952 2 месяца назад +16

      @@enricogattone432 Exactly how I've always thought they should be! 👍🏼

    • @jeanhamrick1240
      @jeanhamrick1240 2 месяца назад +18

      Good Point! We don’t need audience interference.

  • @hunglikeahorse---fly
    @hunglikeahorse---fly 2 месяца назад +46

    Remember July 4th 2019... he said we had AIRPORTS during the Revolutionary War?!?!?

    • @lasandralucas7314
      @lasandralucas7314 2 месяца назад +5

      That comment was totally embarrassing 😳 🫣. Vote 💙 🗳

    • @UnashamedCaliforniagirl
      @UnashamedCaliforniagirl 2 месяца назад +3

      He also didn't realize that world war two had already happened 😂

    • @surelyyoujokemeinfailure7531
      @surelyyoujokemeinfailure7531 2 месяца назад +1

      @@UnashamedCaliforniagirl Mind you, that's the same 45 who pronounced "Mein Kampf" perfectly and correctly, yet couldn't get out the name of a famous national park that every American school child knows well - Yosemite.

  • @Degee5585
    @Degee5585 2 месяца назад +224

    Trumps mind is a cluttered mess.
    His words prove it over and over.

    • @Hadenufyet
      @Hadenufyet 2 месяца назад +11

      @@sharkfinz6so you’re going with sharks over electrocution?

    • @joymattson8549
      @joymattson8549 2 месяца назад +5

      @@sharkfinz6 bigly, united shtates of america, anominous, (oh, and you need to add an apostrophe to "bidens"...but then you probably don't have much book learning.

    • @lizekamtombe2223
      @lizekamtombe2223 2 месяца назад +3

      We can look at written words also, something that should be better...
      Kaufefe anyone?

  • @jonhaugen5799
    @jonhaugen5799 2 месяца назад +63

    "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!" Trump singing while being chased by the guys in white coats with a straight jacket.

    • @janetmcclellen733
      @janetmcclellen733 2 месяца назад +3

      Love that song

    • @alphabravo8703
      @alphabravo8703 2 месяца назад +3

      I doubt that they make them that size.

    • @ellynmacgregor8210
      @ellynmacgregor8210 2 месяца назад +1

      *straitjacket* But you still provide an amusing image. 😆

    • @ellynmacgregor8210
      @ellynmacgregor8210 2 месяца назад +1

      @@alphabravo8703 For him, the straitjacket makers could create a custom-made model!

    • @Scarletspeedster68
      @Scarletspeedster68 2 месяца назад

      Please let this happen after he loses the election! #VOTEBLUEANDSAVEDEMOCRACYFROMMAGASBSERY

  • @StygianEmperor
    @StygianEmperor 2 месяца назад +40

    "No no, he's right, I'm Ronnie _Johnson_ - I'm wrong, my parents were wrong..."

  • @glennzanotti3346
    @glennzanotti3346 2 месяца назад +28

    "You can call me whatever you want, as long as you love me daddy." Perfect description for congressional Republicans and Trump.

  • @TheOneAndOnlyTeknocat
    @TheOneAndOnlyTeknocat 2 месяца назад +14

    Having a debate with Trump is like playing chess with pigeons. He just shits all over the board, knocks all the pieces over and declares himself the winner.

    • @UnashamedCaliforniagirl
      @UnashamedCaliforniagirl 2 месяца назад

      Only in this case the pigeon 🐦 has a bunch of followers who believe anything that he says.

    • @TheOneAndOnlyTeknocat
      @TheOneAndOnlyTeknocat 2 месяца назад

      @@UnashamedCaliforniagirl so true! Has anyone been watching the latest season of The Boys on Prime? It’s a great reflection of our times right now and the prevalent idiocy that’s going on. But with blood, guts and super powers to go with it.

  • @kathleenpoole1372
    @kathleenpoole1372 2 месяца назад +113

    What was Felon 45’s excuse in court? I say they kept him off his Adderall 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @user-dk4ph5wj5b
      @user-dk4ph5wj5b 2 месяца назад +7

      I thought that he was intentionally drugged to keep him from spouting off.

    • @alenaadler8242
      @alenaadler8242 2 месяца назад +4

      @@user-dk4ph5wj5b Whatever it takes... I'm surprised they managed him well enough to prevent a contempt of court situation.

    • @AncientActivist
      @AncientActivist 2 месяца назад +1

      @@alenaadler8242 But, did they really? We'll find out at sentencing.

    • @brandex2011
      @brandex2011 2 месяца назад +5

      He's also a caffeine addict. Remember the emergency "Diet Coke button" he installed on the Resolute desk? However, they probably did as Jimmy Kimmel suggested: Thorazine.

  • @joangravitz3280
    @joangravitz3280 2 месяца назад +40

    He didn’t say the doctor who gave the test was Hannibal lechter. I was impressed

  • @laurie113
    @laurie113 2 месяца назад +73

    The American experience is terrifying me…….Thanks . The 🌎 world

    • @kevchard5214
      @kevchard5214 2 месяца назад +6

      For good reason.

    • @billyyank5807
      @billyyank5807 2 месяца назад

      It's not as terrible as republicans make it out to be. They hate the U.S. and do nothing but complain about it.

    • @illithidinfidel2464
      @illithidinfidel2464 2 месяца назад +4

      Lots of us, too. Trying to hang in there while enjoying the GideonOP rule here in Texas.

    • @user-qj8uc4tb8n
      @user-qj8uc4tb8n 2 месяца назад

      Just in case you're not in the US---it terrifies most of us who are here, too. It's an absolute mess. Two of our three branches of government are corrupt--the conservative members of the Supreme Court and the Republican/Trumpist members of Congress. It will be all three branches if Trump wins the presidency, and we will usher in a new era of Fascism. Scares the hell out of sane people.

    • @13699111
      @13699111 2 месяца назад

      I can't believe I live around mega mega morons terrifying

  • @jamesanderson5268
    @jamesanderson5268 2 месяца назад +59

    He's working on his last 12 pack of brain cells.

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash 2 месяца назад +8

      I think he was a couple beers shy of a 12 pack to begin with.

    • @markpashia7067
      @markpashia7067 2 месяца назад +7

      Dang you are generous. Did he ever have 12 to begin with? Or was it scripted?

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 2 месяца назад +5

      @@markpashia7067 Daddy had to pay his way to pass kindergarten.

  • @OfSoulAndSin
    @OfSoulAndSin 2 месяца назад +16

    **Breaking News**
    Ronnie Jackson (R-TX) legally changes name to Johnson.

  • @tianikane3312
    @tianikane3312 2 месяца назад +40

    Actually Trump jumped the crazy shark with that battery/shark comment....

    • @melt4769
      @melt4769 2 месяца назад +3

      I thought that happened when he told everyone to drink bleach back during COVID.

    • @drjanines3301
      @drjanines3301 2 месяца назад

      He's trying to make a point about electric vehicles but he's whofully unable to make any sentient point

  • @jenniferreid5429
    @jenniferreid5429 2 месяца назад +79

    Nailed it again. 10/10 for reality and perception of our dystopian world.

  • @garryferrington811
    @garryferrington811 2 месяца назад +135

    Yeah, Stinky isn't perfect...but President Biden eats ice cream! Ice cream! The horror, the horror. 😄

    • @donwyates
      @donwyates 2 месяца назад +5

      The communist/Marxist type!

    • @markpashia7067
      @markpashia7067 2 месяца назад +8

      As a treat after he rides his Commie Bicycle. Real men ride Harley's like Putin's gang.

    • @margaretlumley1648
      @margaretlumley1648 2 месяца назад +5

      I know right. Clearly in the clutches of Satan 😅

    • @JohnnyDelco
      @JohnnyDelco 2 месяца назад

      Biden literally crapped his pants in France two weeks. wtf are you smoking 🤦🏽‍♂️?

    • @dannyfrog
      @dannyfrog 2 месяца назад +10

      And Obama wore a tan suit. THE HORROR!!!

  • @jefferyneu3915
    @jefferyneu3915 2 месяца назад +39

    Imwon’t believe a debate will actually happen until it starts. tRump’s people know he gets his ass handed to him at every debate. Yeah, he is saying he will debate. He’s also gonna testify…right?😂

    • @dorothyjohnson6743
      @dorothyjohnson6743 2 месяца назад +1

      How many debates did he actually do, I remember that he said he wasn't going to debate because he didn't need to.

    • @UnashamedCaliforniagirl
      @UnashamedCaliforniagirl 2 месяца назад

      He actually said that he was " going to lose the debate on purpose" as if he needs to do that 😂

  • @mikedoesstuff4222
    @mikedoesstuff4222 2 месяца назад +24

    I think it would be epic if, when Trump keeps talking after his mic is turned off, Biden calmly turns to Trump, stares into Trump's eyes, and does the "shhhhhhhh" move with a finger over his lips. That way, all viewers know what's going on, and it makes Trump look like an impetuous child who can't can't control himself.

  • @vercammen2
    @vercammen2 2 месяца назад +35

    Electric boats and sharks with super powers, wow, just wow. 😮

  • @InfiniteLynn
    @InfiniteLynn 2 месяца назад +13

    I want one of the debate questions for Trump to be "Who is the President of the United States"?

    • @Hadenufyet
      @Hadenufyet 2 месяца назад +1

      😂

    • @dorothyjohnson6743
      @dorothyjohnson6743 2 месяца назад

      Oh, I'd like to see that and hear the answer, but I think the convicted traitorous felon will just spout his usual malarkey and lies.

  • @nevermanishere
    @nevermanishere 2 месяца назад +19

    Trump's mental gaffs do not concern me as much as the decisions he makes when he's lucid.

  • @SherryEllesson
    @SherryEllesson 2 месяца назад +46

    Trae, I worry that even if Trump's mic is cut, he'll yell over Biden loudly enough so we DO hear at least some of what's going on and yes, it'd be disruptive. That's of course unless Trump backs out, as has happened a number of times before. Either way, his battle cry will be "it was rigged!"

    • @joangravitz3280
      @joangravitz3280 2 месяца назад +9

      I think he will roam the stage. He did with Clinton

    • @hecate235
      @hecate235 2 месяца назад +12

      Put him in a sound proof booth. lololol

    • @enricogattone432
      @enricogattone432 2 месяца назад +3

      His cronies have already started telling it's rigged. No need to wait for the aftermath

    • @machintelligence
      @machintelligence 2 месяца назад +2

      If he pulls that crap, stop the timer, tell Trump to put a sock in it and return to his podium, or he will be removed from the stage.

    • @JohnnyDelco
      @JohnnyDelco 2 месяца назад +1

      @@joangravitz3280speaking of roaming around unsupervised, Biden has looked embarrassing over the last two weeks staring off into space

  • @LeoDomitrix
    @LeoDomitrix 2 месяца назад +38

    Cutting the likes would hurt Trump way worse than cutting the mics. Dude would collapse if he didn't get his little upvotes to remind him how little he isn't.

  • @LeoDomitrix
    @LeoDomitrix 2 месяца назад +21

    I laughed when I saw the title alone. "Trump has a whole brain?"

  • @karenritcheydamon8009
    @karenritcheydamon8009 2 месяца назад +26

    Omg, can u just imagine the explosions of their brains if Biden wins, and after being sworn in steps down and Kamala takes over 😂😂😂😂

    • @Lisa-by9vm
      @Lisa-by9vm 2 месяца назад +2

      She won't need too!

    • @karenritcheydamon8009
      @karenritcheydamon8009 2 месяца назад

      @Lisa-by9vm huh? My premise was that Biden wins....did u not understand?

  • @sclaw954
    @sclaw954 2 месяца назад +11

    Speaking of Viagra- states that ban women’s reproductive control shld ban Viagra-type drugs

  • @freedomfinder5196
    @freedomfinder5196 2 месяца назад +13

    They should be in sound proof boxes (like on game shows) where the moderators have control of what sounds are audible in or out of the box. Trump will just keep yelling even if they cut his mic! Ridin’ with Biden! Vote blue!! 💙

  • @daviddillon6794
    @daviddillon6794 2 месяца назад +25

    If there is a debate, he'll be waving to the non-existent crowd.

  • @rhigh100
    @rhigh100 2 месяца назад +31

    There won't be a debate.

  • @billyyank5807
    @billyyank5807 2 месяца назад +19

    0:49 i wanna know whose cat stole copper wire 😂

  • @kevinkoch-jj1uj
    @kevinkoch-jj1uj 2 месяца назад +16

    "Maxxed out his dumbass stats a long time ago." Hilarious!!!

  • @YouMe-ru6wi
    @YouMe-ru6wi 2 месяца назад +35

    Love Trae so smart, funny and witty I could listen to him all day. Also easy on the eyes so handsome and cute🥰🤗

  • @metheus108
    @metheus108 2 месяца назад +128

    After the GOP dropped any sort of bar of competence for POTUS after George W Bush, anything their politicians do is just the most amazing thing ever.

    • @vbachman6742
      @vbachman6742 2 месяца назад +10

      They definitely had to lower the bar for W. This is nothing new for rethuglicans.

    • @KMCA779
      @KMCA779 2 месяца назад +3

      Imagine if he was in this election too.

    • @S.A.White...
      @S.A.White... 2 месяца назад

      You mean the president who stole an election? That George w?

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda 2 месяца назад +5

      Sigh. I really, really fucking miss the veneer of decency in politics.

    • @laurencemoore2105
      @laurencemoore2105 2 месяца назад +1

      Can I just point out that while everything you say is correct, Trump makes George 'dubbya' look like George Washington. Much love and sympathy from across the pond.

  • @xelamercedes
    @xelamercedes 2 месяца назад +24

    Trae, you're the first voice with a platform to address one of my top five concerns. I've spent a good part of my life onstage with microphones so I know that even if Donald's mic is muted, as long as Biden or the moderators' mics are on, he can still be heard. Plus, he has a reputation for walking around the stage (remember how he stalked HRC) and I've heard nothing about a rule preventing him from wandering over to President Biden's side of the stage.

    • @peterblood50
      @peterblood50 2 месяца назад +8

      solution: Sound proof booth for each. 😉

    • @xelamercedes
      @xelamercedes 2 месяца назад +7

      @@peterblood50 That would work. Logical and simple. So, I doubt we will see it happen.

  • @gracelandone
    @gracelandone 2 месяца назад +25

    You. Are. Killing. Me. With satire. Thanks.

  • @bigdendepiccolo
    @bigdendepiccolo 2 месяца назад +15

    My grandmother would sundown in the evening time. I would say it started around 5-6 o'clock🤔 every day and she got real agitated and NASTY...🙄

    • @juliemissick4206
      @juliemissick4206 2 месяца назад +2

      I’ve heard that now from quite a few people. It’s very sad.

  • @tayloriginals999
    @tayloriginals999 2 месяца назад +36

    Papawtism!!! 🤣

    • @alphaomega5909
      @alphaomega5909 2 месяца назад +4

      My parents were from Clay County,Kentucky . Im 91 n still a country boy. I just SPIT out my coffee hearing "Papawtism"!😂😂😂😂

  • @brentbean7903
    @brentbean7903 2 месяца назад +30

    Don't forget he likes to flush paper not ass wipe down the toilet. All my kids did this when they were four years old.

  • @MrDjslav5
    @MrDjslav5 2 месяца назад +27

    the cure for pappaism!

  • @katjordan3733
    @katjordan3733 2 месяца назад +7

    I can't watch the debate. It would mess with my head, way too much. I can't be screaming at the TV for an hour.

    • @CDM1971
      @CDM1971 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

  • @joewright6455
    @joewright6455 2 месяца назад +22

    I've already said put them in a sound proof booths. Shut off their mikes where no one can hear wtf their saying.

    • @Dustin_Bins
      @Dustin_Bins 2 месяца назад +1

      Doubt Trump would ever agree to that, while I do agree he's a dumbass. I don't think Donnie is THAT much of a dumbass that he would "disadvantage himself" (he's always a disadvantage, but that's probably how Trump would see it)

    • @peterbathum2775
      @peterbathum2775 2 месяца назад

      yes. agreed

    • @Dustin_Bins
      @Dustin_Bins 2 месяца назад +1

      My comment got deleted. I should have added, that it doesn't mean I support Trump. He is stupid, but the people around him are smarter (a very low bar to clear) and they won't let him fall for something that would again "disadvantage him" in their eyes (hence why I used quotes, since I wasn't clear enough before).

    • @peterbathum2775
      @peterbathum2775 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Dustin_Bins ive spent alot of time reposting comments somehow auto deleted by youtube AI? or get flagged for cyberbullying if i criticize anythng a trump supporter or the scotus or naziis or billionaire naziis would object to.

    • @Dustin_Bins
      @Dustin_Bins 2 месяца назад +1

      @@peterbathum2775 seems a bit off though that when I criticize the system on this channel, that's when it gets deleted. I can go to videos of people who agree with my assessment about systemic problems and those comments never get deleted.

  • @cpaek72
    @cpaek72 2 месяца назад +35

    This whole rant is so ON point.

  • @ziziroberts8041
    @ziziroberts8041 2 месяца назад +79

    What's the difference between sharks in the desert and toys in the attic? Nothing. VOTE BLUE.

    • @JohnnyDelco
      @JohnnyDelco 2 месяца назад

      Biden is a predator who preys on children

  • @goldenera4ever
    @goldenera4ever 2 месяца назад +8

    Put them in soundproof boxes with speakers for them to hear questions and crowd response and turn their mics off after the allotted time for answering a question has elapsed. Problem solved.

  • @zelousfoxtrot3390
    @zelousfoxtrot3390 2 месяца назад +15

    Many of us have lost a grandparent to dementia. It's sad, and as it is happening it is so easy to forget how bad they have gotten. You meet up with them, and bam! The brain is gone. Next day, it's mostly back- but that never stays. His policies aside, we wouldn't elect them for the presidency!

  • @brucebrown3599
    @brucebrown3599 2 месяца назад +6

    I have no fear of a Black woman president. I have a fear of Mike Johnson as VP.

  • @moonbladem
    @moonbladem 2 месяца назад +13

    If Trump doesn't show up, Biden should use the time to talk about Project 2025 and other nefarious plans the GOP has in store for our country if they win all three branches of government!

  • @Ubotit_Unaymit
    @Ubotit_Unaymit 2 месяца назад +10

    45 reminds me of that kid in little league who, even though he sat the bench, would cry if his team lost and refused to shake hands after the game.

  • @Tigerfan50
    @Tigerfan50 2 месяца назад +15

    Trae, you are way too good at this! My side is hurting from all the laughing. 🤣

  • @thethegreenmachine
    @thethegreenmachine 2 месяца назад +4

    Yeah cuttable mics won't stop him. He'll either yell or actually walk over to the other podium. They'll need their own separate sound booths.

  • @llandrin9205
    @llandrin9205 2 месяца назад +5

    I hope that Biden is practicing debating with noise from radios, someone speaaking ridiculous Donald statements, or just distracting noise in general, so he can practice and ignore Trump when it is his turn to speak.

  • @JudyKinter
    @JudyKinter 2 месяца назад +10

    I think he is going to find an excuse to not debate at all.

  • @user-cd1tt4le7h
    @user-cd1tt4le7h 2 месяца назад +3

    Repeat after me: "They couldn't keep him in '20, they're not going to get him back in '24."

  • @billtcheapbuiltcheap9568
    @billtcheapbuiltcheap9568 2 месяца назад +5

    Remember when he had the doctor that looked like he was cast for a new Cannonball Run movie saying he was "fit"?
    Remember current events in 1987 when we all already knew he was a POS con?
    Remember seeing on slides in 7th grade showing how he had to bank out of the country, and couldn't find any more construction companies in the country that would build him so much as an outhouse?
    Remember?
    Just me? Damnit.

  • @mikegarrett2582
    @mikegarrett2582 2 месяца назад +3

    Hope is NOT a plan of action! Vote Blue! Vote decency! Vote Democracy!

  • @YouMe-ru6wi
    @YouMe-ru6wi 2 месяца назад +14

    If they are gonna cut the mics when the other is speaking then they should space Biden and Trump far a part on stage, put them at opposite ends of the stage and not right beside each other. That way if Trump tries to yell at Biden they won't be close enough to be disturbed.

  • @kgreene460
    @kgreene460 2 месяца назад +12

    The puddin' path 🤣🤣🤣

  • @angeladawn8707
    @angeladawn8707 2 месяца назад +3

    It sure is nice to actually listen to somebody who speaks with intelligence and is well informed. Vote 💙

  • @sprig5173
    @sprig5173 2 месяца назад +7

    The debate should show exactly how few policy ideas donnie has.

  • @Pets-n-Treats
    @Pets-n-Treats 2 месяца назад +3

    I am looking forward to a debate with no audience. I have long detested the audience wasting my time with their annoyances.

  • @shediva5705
    @shediva5705 2 месяца назад +5

    Hellfire. It is rare I find someone who makes me chuckle every time. Bro. You are Wile E Coyote super friggin genius.

  • @jonathansallows836
    @jonathansallows836 2 месяца назад +3

    Whenever people ask me what I think about Trump, my response is always the same, "I would have an opinion if I understood the words coming out of this mouth."

  • @jennifercockrill6356
    @jennifercockrill6356 2 месяца назад +12

    Trae should have all the followers.

  • @drjanines3301
    @drjanines3301 2 месяца назад +6

    1850's & 1950's called - they want their decades back!

  • @jymbates9662
    @jymbates9662 2 месяца назад +8

    They're trying to set up an early bow-out for the debate

  • @thomasdearment3214
    @thomasdearment3214 2 месяца назад +12

    screw the GOP, I'll take the older geezer vote blue and vote blue on every election

  • @bjdefilippo447
    @bjdefilippo447 2 месяца назад +3

    The fact that Hannity is going nuts about the debate rules is so frustrating. Trump and Biden both agreed to the rules. If he wasn't ok with them, wouldn't Trump have said so?

    • @enricogattone432
      @enricogattone432 2 месяца назад +4

      It's just a preventive measure so when TFG gets his a$$ handed to him in the debate their audience is already prepared to the lame excuses

  • @kbrom60
    @kbrom60 2 месяца назад +7

    I think if it gets out of hand the two opposing secret service details will gather on stage and sing "Shambala"

  • @ranradd
    @ranradd 2 месяца назад +23

    A Black Woman in charge of the US would be awesome.

  • @seattlegrrlie
    @seattlegrrlie 2 месяца назад +2

    In 2016, I didn't watch debates and speeches, I read the transcripts. Trump made word soup. I was so confused as to how people supported him
    It's worse, yes, but his supporters never cared

  • @Mallykins
    @Mallykins 2 месяца назад +5

    I’ll be extremely surprised if trump shows up for the debate.

  • @denisekeeran9883
    @denisekeeran9883 2 месяца назад +16

    Well said, as always.

  • @TonyWeesner-ok2pp
    @TonyWeesner-ok2pp 2 месяца назад +3

    He said he would rather be electricuted instead of eaten by a shark the shark said im eating the battery instead of the orange thing.

  • @hollyheidt6841
    @hollyheidt6841 2 месяца назад +7

    Please don’t say when Trump gets in office. It really makes me crazy when people say that the term is God forbid 1 million times if Trump gets into office.

    • @ellynmacgregor8210
      @ellynmacgregor8210 2 месяца назад +3

      GMTA, Holly. I absolutely HATE it when someone posts, "*When* he gets into office, Trump *will*..." NO. NO. NO. "IF he got into office, Trump WOULD..." I tell people--if they claim to be on our side--who post that sort of thing, "PLEASE don't use the simple future tense (WILL). Use the conditional tense (WOULD)."
      Using the future tense implies that tRump's return to office is inevitable. 😱😱😱

  • @brettdennenlife
    @brettdennenlife 2 месяца назад +10

    Loved seeing you on TYT last week! I hope you'll be appearing on The Young Turks more often.🎉🎉

  • @thomasdjonesn
    @thomasdjonesn 2 месяца назад +6

    Papawtism 😂😂😂😂 I'm gonna use that in about twenty years lol

  • @SharonPadget
    @SharonPadget 2 месяца назад +3

    Not only are you funny but you have beautiful eyes. Thanks for keeping us sane with your comedy.

  • @bubbacharlietripp
    @bubbacharlietripp 2 месяца назад +1

    Have faith. The loudest voices right now are not those of most of the voters.

  • @kjanttigvu6887
    @kjanttigvu6887 2 месяца назад +4

    Hey Trae! Good catch about ol' Shitzinpantz rambling during a Biden response. I was a'wonderin' 'bout >bleed through

  • @LindaJ3433
    @LindaJ3433 2 месяца назад +2

    They would not pick 5 somewhat related words, like man, woman, person and camera, TV for this test. As a former nurse on LTC, I had to administer a short version of this.