Easily the worst thing that could be said about oddware, in my eyes. Usually these things are at least some kind of silly fun, but this one just... ugh!
Agreed, as a CNC machinist I could use it, but it’s only useful for programming and older machines with a SATA serial interface which new machines don’t usually have anymore because programs are sent over Via WiFi or USB
TheSonicsean haven't used one in about 6 years. I'm not even old at all (16), I had a ball mouse many years ago and the last one I had broke. Of course now I have my fancy Razer Death adder mouse so that's that, upgraded to that from a Dell ball mouse years ago lmao
I used to work in CAD drafting, and it was an amazing help when I upgraded from a standard mouse to a Logitech MX800 with its mappable extra buttons. But that mouse was both ergonomic, and supported with great drivers. All the same, someone had to pioneer the idea. Hats off to Power Mouse for failingly plowing the ground for others to follow and improve.
@6:00 I understand why you think it shouldn't cost $100 more than the regular version, but never underestimate how little some people care about spending their company's money. I bet they sold a bunch of these to engineering firms and such.
Notice how it crosses out keyboards completely, implying that it's to be substituted, but right underneath it says "perfect keyboard add on!" make your minds up!
in 1992 my father bought a PC 386 dx40 with 2MB ram, 127 MB HDD, 5 1/4" and 3 1/2", with NO mouse for USD 2500. Computers that time was very expensive!
I remember buying a Tandy serial mouse (with a ball) from Radio Shack and paying $75 dollars for it, back in 1989. I think I also paid $20 for a package of five 3 1/2" 720k diskettes. Things were expensive back then.
In the 80's was very common to plot templates for the dititalizer and binding to AutoLisp macros. It looked very similar to an icon tool box. (look for "autocad digitizer template" in google.)
Joseph Coco I'm disappointed... I was exited because I thought I'd met another vintage Apple Fan... But nah... I don't think anyone's a fan of Apples eMacs...
I love how LGR reviews this as if people are going to use it for its intended purpose. The only use that mouse is going to see is Twitch streamers doing one of those weird challenges like soloing a Destiny raid with a dance pad
I like how it has entire manual sections and articles in the box basically trying to prevent buyer's remorse or to keep you from returning it. Because most hardware doesn't have to tell you how great it is and who uses it *after* you've already bought it.
Man, you remember when optical mice were the new thing? I actually recall hating them at first, they were way too erratic, especially without a mousepad.
I would feel a little sorry if you didn't have a scroll whell on your mouse though. (I'm actually secretly hoping you send me a link to a mouse with multiple scroll wheels lol)
Penguin DT Actually that’s a common complaint I have. I haven’t used a traditional two button mouse for a very long time. I always buy the Logitech one with at least two more buttons and left scroll and right scrolls. And that’s not even for my desktop, that one is the Logitech Gaming one with the 16 plus buttons or so.
Actually, I could see this being pretty useful for modern CAD. I’d like to see how it affects my workflow, since I take my hand off the mouse specifically to use the basic shape functions and type in numbers most of the time.
Man I love this series. You have some of the most obscure and random bits and bobs from EVERYTHING computer. This mouse is like a precursor to a gaming mouse or a hot key remote. That sound tho 😂
Why is your channel so addictive!? I think what gives me a kick about all this old technology, is that it makes me feel great about my modern PC with thousands of time more VRAM, RAM and clock speeds.
I'm very impressed how you have all this vintage productivity software to properly demonstrate the product under scrutiny for its intended usage. Very interesting and strangely satisfying to watch! Also as a fellow owner of a similarly yellowed 425, always love seeing it in action!
10:51 Obviously you've never been a spreadsheet jockey. It was a huge boon to be able to keep your right hand on the mouse instead of bouncing back and forth between it and the keyboard.
Cool....You reviewed this interesting piece quicker than I thought you would. Great to see that you do indeed review things that People send in to you. Another Gold Star will still watch future videos 10/10
PuffyRainbowCloud I thought a grimmer Nazi was going try and correct me. Sorry but the plural of PC mouse is PC mouses. though I have heard you can use mice as well but I was thought in school to say PC mouses.
The moment when I realized you were playing Doom with a PC speaker is the moment I realized I have so much yet to live for. Fantastic video, LGR, can't wait to see the next!
A company that needs to have a great "Tech Tales" is Epic Megagames. I played a lot of their demos back in the day but today some of their games I played are not even available on the net. I never heard their story and would be a great one to hear from you. You do the best tech tales!
That track ball looks like it could have been awesome for 3D modeling. Not a replacement for a mouse but used in conjunction with a mouse for rotating and manipulating objects.
This sort of thing is actually really useful for some very specific things, like "digitizing" as the catalog mentions. I worked for a mapping company, and a huge chunk of what we did was digitizing (basically tracing satellite images), so you would spend most of your work week literally doing that. In that case, it was super useful to have the functions on the mouse ( to change the type of line, for example) rather than on keyboard, since you had to do it a thousand times a day. In our case, we used gaming mice, but the idea is the same.
+Sybrand Botes Y2K38 is the usual name. Exact end is 65536*65536-1 GMT seconds after Jan 1,1970 as it wraps around to that many seconds before Dec 31,1969. Some programs switched to a 64 bit clock, which should cover the history of planet Earth from creation to destruction.
Plasma Octopus computers cannot handle infinitely large numbers in hardware (in software they can but it's much slower). Current computers handle 64 bit numbers. Maximum is 2^64. Older ones handled 32 bit numbers and so on. Y2K38 is where bugs arise when timestamps are stored with 32 bits. Y2K was because some lazy coders stored year with two numbers, resulting in ambiquity after year 99 ( =1999). Should year 00 be 1900 or 2000?
Ian Colquhoun it usually turns on mouse scrolling, which means you can scroll through a page by moving your mouse up and down, but I really only use it for gaming.
I vaguely remembered this product collecting dust on shelves back in the day but it wasn't until you showed that photo of Steppenwolf that I suddenly and very clearly recalled seeing this in a Circuit City when I was like 12 and laughing my ass off.
so cool to watch! You tested its ability and its just hilarious. Odd for sure, awesome video. hard to believe these things existed at a price like that.
Very fun review. Especially how insane it is for someone to review such an obsolete and outdated product but talking about it like it's relevant. Really enjoyed.
Astfgl I would have bought this if it weren't so expensive purely because tribes 2 back in the day Warframe now or just binding a bunch of shit doom builder wants to do to the mouse.
3:18 “just get an external numpad” is a pretty tall order for 1990. My parents’ Windows 3.1 machine only had two serial ports, and with one being permanently used by the mouse and another semi-permanently used by a modem, well...
Hey man just have to say I love your videos. The thing that cracked me up the most about this one was the way at the end that you referred to the Octo-mouse or whatever it's called as "This THING...." which kind of reminded me of the Detention Center scene from Star Wars, as in "Where are you going with this.... THING." Yes I'm that much of a nerd. Anyways, Keep On Rockin in the Free World brother! Your videos are awesome!
Of course it squeaks, it's a mouse.
Dayne Close underrated joke
Dayne Close that made me laugh harder than it shouldve
Say yes to keyboard!
A n d y e s , i t d o e s s q u e a k .
It also makes this horrible noise when you go against the edges of the tables.
I think the last statement about it sums it up pretty well, "It's boring."
Easily the worst thing that could be said about oddware, in my eyes. Usually these things are at least some kind of silly fun, but this one just... ugh!
but how does it do well In games like cs:go or doom? Try to play doom without a keyboard
The 8-Bit Guy It's an existing way to ruin your component management and save your favorite error message.
@@TheGamingScout_ and you're giving up having a scroll wheel.
8-Bit Guy!
I love that so many companies never seemed to have a person who asked why?
An exec with a VISION
Asking "why" is a roadblock for innovation.
Why innovate? :P
Why not?
This reminds me of that line from Portal. Cave Johnson, was it?
"Handicapped people, construction people, and... Steppenwolf!" Hahaha!
Pink Shades the triumvirate of users whom couldn't use a normal mouse before.
Probably because you have to be...BORN TO BE WILD...to use that mouse
I could actually see something like that be useful for a CNC machine interface. No need to clear a spot for a keyboard, I guess.
You can get modern versions of these where it's just a numpad below the mouse
Agreed, as a CNC machinist I could use it, but it’s only useful for programming and older machines with a SATA serial interface which new machines don’t usually have anymore because programs are sent over Via WiFi or USB
Touchscreen keyboard
Still so niche
Why do you need all that on a mouse just to play command and conquer?😉
Oh god I just realized there are people on RUclips that have never used a ball mouse.
I'm so old.
Don't worry, I still use one.
TheSonicsean : So this is the ancestral mouse type
TheSonicsean haven't used one in about 6 years. I'm not even old at all (16), I had a ball mouse many years ago and the last one I had broke.
Of course now I have my fancy Razer Death adder mouse so that's that, upgraded to that from a Dell ball mouse years ago lmao
I havent
i hated those things even in the 90's.
I used to work in CAD drafting, and it was an amazing help when I upgraded from a standard mouse to a Logitech MX800 with its mappable extra buttons. But that mouse was both ergonomic, and supported with great drivers. All the same, someone had to pioneer the idea. Hats off to Power Mouse for failingly plowing the ground for others to follow and improve.
This was particularly well presented, with the inset shot of the "mouse" so that we can see what you're trying to do with it. Thank you.
Glad you enjoyed!
@6:00 I understand why you think it shouldn't cost $100 more than the regular version, but never underestimate how little some people care about spending their company's money. I bet they sold a bunch of these to engineering firms and such.
2018 PC Gamer: "My gaming mouse has 14 buttons on it!"
ProHance company: "Hold my beer."
Harmonix: Hold my Rock Band 3 PRO Controller
@@masonsparkle Roland: Holy my Guitar Synth.
That what happens when a tv remote get too close to your mouse.
SuperFunkmachine and gets a little...kinky
Yes-mouse-drivers
@John Human with exit button?
that comment was ingenious.
Notice how it crosses out keyboards completely, implying that it's to be substituted, but right underneath it says "perfect keyboard add on!" make your minds up!
slap some "cool" colors on that thing and you'll have a modern gaming mouse.
But does the Power Mouse have better drivers?
Madd, if an enterprising person wanted to, they could write all new drivers for it.
Now if we could find someone crazy enough to do it...
@Matthew, fair enough.
madmax2069 just look up razer naga
madmax2069
Paint it black, cut some plastic off to give it a more angular look, put some lights on it, and then triple the original price.
$295 in 1990!!!! Eye-watering...
Right?!
but YES!
in 1992 my father bought a PC 386 dx40 with 2MB ram, 127 MB HDD, 5 1/4" and 3 1/2", with NO mouse for USD 2500. Computers that time was very expensive!
@@nandobarreto2 Most people don't seem to realise just how cheap computer hardware is these days.
I remember buying a Tandy serial mouse (with a ball) from Radio Shack and paying $75 dollars for it, back in 1989. I think I also paid $20 for a package of five 3 1/2" 720k diskettes. Things were expensive back then.
This was obviously designed to be used with emacs. It's the only software equally clumbersome.
In the 80's was very common to plot templates for the dititalizer and binding to AutoLisp macros. It looked very similar to an icon tool box. (look for "autocad digitizer template" in google.)
Joseph Coco I wonder if gentoo has compatable drivers for this.
OH-HO shots fired! Do I smell a Vim user here?
Indeed, but I've only done a bit of CommonLISP programming. I imagine if I did more I may be an emacsvangelist.
Joseph Coco I'm disappointed... I was exited because I thought I'd met another vintage Apple Fan... But nah... I don't think anyone's a fan of Apples eMacs...
"clumbersome" should be a new word. For when something is both clumsy AND cumbersome.
Im keeping it.
Clumby and clumbersome entered my lexicon from this video and I have and do use them in conversation
I love how LGR reviews this as if people are going to use it for its intended purpose. The only use that mouse is going to see is Twitch streamers doing one of those weird challenges like soloing a Destiny raid with a dance pad
I would do “Ball mouse vs Microwave”
half life 2 on guitar hero controller is still the best :D
This mouse would be awesome for flight Sims
@@chrisakaschulbus4903 if you wanna see something cool check out lobosjr's dark souls on an actual guitar. It's awesome.
@@marcusborderlands6177 dark souls on donkey Kong bongos would like to know your location
I like how it has entire manual sections and articles in the box basically trying to prevent buyer's remorse or to keep you from returning it. Because most hardware doesn't have to tell you how great it is and who uses it *after* you've already bought it.
Wonder if Kirk MacKenzie is gonna reply to this review telling LGR he too missed the whole point.
Man, you remember when optical mice were the new thing?
I actually recall hating them at first, they were way too erratic, especially without a mousepad.
Now I can use mine on fuking glass
Powermouse sounds like some kind of 80s arcade game.
Powerglove. I just gonna say that.
I'd play that~
its so bad
It also sounds like a random name for some XTC pills going around.
It's so bad.
I love the "mouse cam" and the chill Jazz music in this vid. Clint is the only guy who could make a video like this entertaining.
I want to know why a sports supply store in London does their accounting in US Dollars, according to Lotus.
if I had to hazard a guess, it'd be because they were the #1 source for Gridiron lemonballs
ProHance guy: Hey girl
Girl: What you want freak?
ProHance guy: You know the mouses that Steppenwolf uses? I made it.
Girl: im wet
ProHance guy: *Dries her up quickly by talking for 45 minutes about how great this mouse is*
0:00 I can hear the Geiger counter sound. :) Radiation level is strong in this one! :)
Next time someone complains my classic Logitech 2-button mouse 'doesn't have enough buttons', I'll forward them here :D
I would feel a little sorry if you didn't have a scroll whell on your mouse though. (I'm actually secretly hoping you send me a link to a mouse with multiple scroll wheels lol)
Penguin DT Actually that’s a common complaint I have. I haven’t used a traditional two button mouse for a very long time. I always buy the Logitech one with at least two more buttons and left scroll and right scrolls.
And that’s not even for my desktop, that one is the Logitech Gaming one with the 16 plus buttons or so.
Nintendo had PowerGlove, we, PC users, had PowerMouse :)
DarkBolo It's so bad
and both failed. like father like son
they have something in common . . . there both terrible. (dosen't work well AT AALLL).
I just picture a mouse jacked up on steroids, maybe a menacing glare that told you it was alright
Man, that mouse was rippin some sick farts in that intro.
i thought it was growling at him
*BUT PROTO!*
I thought of a cat purring
ha. ha. ha.
Actually, I could see this being pretty useful for modern CAD. I’d like to see how it affects my workflow, since I take my hand off the mouse specifically to use the basic shape functions and type in numbers most of the time.
Maybe they should have marketed for specific jobs
Man I love this series. You have some of the most obscure and random bits and bobs from EVERYTHING computer. This mouse is like a precursor to a gaming mouse or a hot key remote. That sound tho 😂
Everybody look at your Hance
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance
Safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance
VWestlife if you and LGR had a baby they would rule the world of old tech review videos
Adam Panitch true
VWestlife. I love the safety dance
Why is your channel so addictive!?
I think what gives me a kick about all this old technology, is that it makes me feel great about my modern PC with thousands of time more VRAM, RAM and clock speeds.
7:25 That editing...simply gorgeous
Thank you :)
I'm very impressed how you have all this vintage productivity software to properly demonstrate the product under scrutiny for its intended usage. Very interesting and strangely satisfying to watch! Also as a fellow owner of a similarly yellowed 425, always love seeing it in action!
I swear, I would buy a Blu-Ray of just Oddware episodes.
That compaq alone amazes me to no end. Simply amazing and how did I not know about this channel until yesterday? Well done sir.
Soooo... It's a mouse for programs that didn't have mouse support?
I could see it having it's uses but not for $295!
10:51 Obviously you've never been a spreadsheet jockey. It was a huge boon to be able to keep your right hand on the mouse instead of bouncing back and forth between it and the keyboard.
FUCK that shirt is sexy.. i kinda miss the
"C:\>
C:\DOS\RUN>
RUN DOS RUN"
joke though..
I love the Power Mouse. It's so bad!
go back to the 80's, Lucas.
Shukterhouse Jive Yeah? Play Rad Racer with it, then we'll talk.
Non-mouse drivers!!!
Dat reference lol.
If it's a console gaming peripheral instead, he'd be fucking mad when reviewing it.
Hi fellow retsufan!
powermaus is what my girlfriend calls me ;-)
...I'm so lonely
Ha! ;)
:(
A verified commenter with only two responses? What has this site come to? Where are your fans?!
George Walker shhh he’s lonely
Gimme a hug, brotha
Oof
That is a beautiful sweat gunk trap. Use it everyday and see which buttons get stuck first!
I need this, best MMO mouse ever
Imagine being new on the Steppenwolf road crew and someone hands you this mouse to use lmao
Cool....You reviewed this interesting piece quicker than I thought you would. Great to see that you do indeed review things that People send in to you. Another Gold Star will still watch future videos 10/10
This is the first time I've witnessed Clint raging, I'm here for it
40 buttons? I thought gaming mouses had too many.
Chad Barrett I know, right? I look at modern gaming mice like "why!?" but this takes it even further
Pardon me, but the plural of "mouse" is "mice" c:
PuffyRainbowCloud Heh, good catch, I didn't even realize they said that
PuffyRainbowCloud
I thought a grimmer Nazi was going try and correct me. Sorry but the plural of PC mouse is PC mouses. though I have heard you can use mice as well but I was thought in school to say PC mouses.
I must resist the urge to correct the grammar of that statement.
Seeing the ball in that mouse and realizing that I can remember using ones like it made me think for the first time, "wow I'm old".
I think you just invented a new word. Clumbersome - Clumsy and cumbersome.
Haha, it works!
why is your commant posted 4 days ago while the video is 5 minutes ago
+CALL ME ASG Maybe it's the clumbersome RUclips comment system?
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So it's an Atari Star Raiders touchpad with a mouse ball underneath? Sounds like a dream come true...
The thing squeaks... So it better resembles an ACTUAL mouse rather than a pointing device.
The moment when I realized you were playing Doom with a PC speaker is the moment I realized I have so much yet to live for. Fantastic video, LGR, can't wait to see the next!
I've been waiting since the unboxing to see this episode!
I have to come back to this video every now and again - just to watch the first few seconds with that noise 😆 cheers me up man, thanks. 👍
Keep up the great work LGR. I Wish I had the money to be a Pateron because i would like to help out your channel
No worries, I'm glad you're enjoying and thanks for the support!
A company that needs to have a great "Tech Tales" is Epic Megagames. I played a lot of their demos back in the day but today some of their games I played are not even available on the net. I never heard their story and would be a great one to hear from you. You do the best tech tales!
Goddamn LGR, you know how to start a video, haha! Perfect.
I love learning about random stuff like this, I enjoy your content!
"My mouse is a TV remote!"
I was skeptical of this series after only watching the game reviews, but I remained hooked to the last second. Good job, man.
you are probably the only person who can make an internal mic sound like a boom mic because of your voice
That track ball looks like it could have been awesome for 3D modeling. Not a replacement for a mouse but used in conjunction with a mouse for rotating and manipulating objects.
Can this thing make phone calls too? A beta cellphone? XD
No, but I _do_ have a similar mouse that doubles as a home telephone!
Lazy Game Reviews wait... how does that work.... that's impossible
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
Nah
+Davide424 Yep, that's the one!
This sort of thing is actually really useful for some very specific things, like "digitizing" as the catalog mentions. I worked for a mapping company, and a huge chunk of what we did was digitizing (basically tracing satellite images), so you would spend most of your work week literally doing that. In that case, it was super useful to have the functions on the mouse ( to change the type of line, for example) rather than on keyboard, since you had to do it a thousand times a day. In our case, we used gaming mice, but the idea is the same.
Threw me off hearing Doom with PC speaker sounds!
It's rare I hear it myself. Quite charming, really.
just wondering, how can your comment be 4 days old if this video came out today :o ?
They sound like they were pulled right from Commander Keen.
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ikr! All the hours I played Doom, I don't think I ever heard the PC speaker sounds.
Watching your CRT flicker like crazy I realize how good we have it today with displays lol.
It squeaks just like a real mouse
You have an absolutely unparalleled work ethic. Amazing. Thank you.
I wonder if you do your accounting on Lotus123 just to be more authentic
Depends on how it stores the date.
I'll say this: a lot of 32-bit software won't function correctly after 2039.
Madd the Sane Y2.039K?
+Sybrand Botes Y2K38 is the usual name. Exact end is 65536*65536-1 GMT seconds after Jan 1,1970 as it wraps around to that many seconds before Dec 31,1969. Some programs switched to a 64 bit clock, which should cover the history of planet Earth from creation to destruction.
I never understood why time had an impact on device's programming, like why was y2k a thing, and why is y2k38 a thing?
Plasma Octopus computers cannot handle infinitely large numbers in hardware (in software they can but it's much slower). Current computers handle 64 bit numbers. Maximum is 2^64. Older ones handled 32 bit numbers and so on. Y2K38 is where bugs arise when timestamps are stored with 32 bits. Y2K was because some lazy coders stored year with two numbers, resulting in ambiquity after year 99 ( =1999). Should year 00 be 1900 or 2000?
I love it that you cover this stuff Clint, thanks from a long time viewer, keep up the good work!
Glad to hear it! Thanks for watching :)
Looks like something from the set of a 70s scifi movie.
"Begin the launch sequence" (presses "copy" button)
OHHH the early days of computing. Nice stroll down memory lane. Love your channel. If Steppenwolf uses it why not !
Meanwhile I still have no idea what the middle button on a 3 button mouse does.
Ian Colquhoun it usually turns on mouse scrolling, which means you can scroll through a page by moving your mouse up and down, but I really only use it for gaming.
if you click the third button on a modern mouse, which is included in the scrolling wheel, you can open links in a new tab :D
You hold middle mouse to rotate the camera in Blender.
Ian Colquhoun You can change the Rear Weapon firing mode in Tyrian 2000 by clicking the scroll wheel
basically it does all the same things clicking down on your scrollwheel does
Power Mouse 5000 is going to be my all Microsoft themed Nu Metal band.
$179? and no RGB?
Buy a couple of colored flashlights and light up the mouse. Problem solved.
I watch these videos in bed before sleeping. Nostalgia, interesting history and great voice. It's like a tale for grown ups... Perfect!
If this is choosing the future, I'll stick with the past.
This phrase still applies today. Case and Point: $1500+ Macbook pros.
Awesome! Ever since i saw the unboxing you did i've been waiting for this one!
Now we know where Razor got the idea for the Orbweaver
thumbs upped for the " i like it yellowed " line LOL
It's not 'Yellowed', it's Simpson's Beige.
Thanks for reminding me of a band I haven't heard since at least 10 years. I took a nostalgia hit.
A good lesson that more does not make it better
I vaguely remembered this product collecting dust on shelves back in the day but it wasn't until you showed that photo of Steppenwolf that I suddenly and very clearly recalled seeing this in a Circuit City when I was like 12 and laughing my ass off.
Razer Naga ain't got nothin' on this!
Love your DOS shirt, by the way.
Yes problem bro ;-)
Great stuff as usual. I did not think I needed this but once I knew Steppenwolf uses it...it has become a must buy!
I wonder if anyone ever made a Linux driver for it
The original price really shocked me. Another great Oddware episode! Thanks to the person who donated the device.
This product is the perfect example of "trying too hard."
so cool to watch! You tested its ability and its just hilarious. Odd for sure, awesome video. hard to believe these things existed at a price like that.
So you're saying that it squeaks...on purpose?
it's actually recommended that you use the styrofoam packaging it came in as a mousepad
Very fun review. Especially how insane it is for someone to review such an obsolete and outdated product but talking about it like it's relevant. Really enjoyed.
Today this would simply get a bunch of RGB LEDs added and be sold as a Gamer Mouse.
Astfgl I would have bought this if it weren't so expensive purely because tribes 2 back in the day Warframe now or just binding a bunch of shit doom builder wants to do to the mouse.
3:18 “just get an external numpad” is a pretty tall order for 1990. My parents’ Windows 3.1 machine only had two serial ports, and with one being permanently used by the mouse and another semi-permanently used by a modem, well...
Oh god, you've got a boxed copy of Catfight?
Review when?!
_The future._
*_Good to know!_*
Jomaster The Second oooo
always great to see a new oddware episode. but this time, the intro was already hilarious :)
Apple’s engineers would have a heart attack looking at this.
Hey man just have to say I love your videos. The thing that cracked me up the most about this one was the way at the end that you referred to the Octo-mouse or whatever it's called as "This THING...." which kind of reminded me of the Detention Center scene from Star Wars, as in "Where are you going with this.... THING." Yes I'm that much of a nerd. Anyways, Keep On Rockin in the Free World brother! Your videos are awesome!
Yes, it's useless. And yet Clint made it look so awesome that I must have one! How does he keep doing this?!
Woah, It's my first time seeing a computer that old, it's quite cool, and that is a heck of a weird mouse.