He's got 2 great podcasts, with another on the way! Check out Timesuck, Scared to Death, and the third will release next month. Tons of jokes and skits, you'll love something or everything about it.
If you haven't heard any of Dan Cummins other jokes, do so. This guy has the best practical joke ideas and is overall one of the most clever comedians out there.
Once again, I never lol'd, but this is hands-down one of my favorite comedians I've seen lately. I did bust a gut at "...when you start telling better, shorter stories," though. More of this guy!
I watched like 5 comedy specials so far on Conan's channel in the past hour or so and didnt bother to comment on any of them they were all just ok, some bad.. but this guy is the first one I gotta comment and say wow, really funny, great freaking set and I laughed a lot. Will love to see this guy around in the future. He should go on Legion of Skanks or Opie and Jim Norton Show
Dan Cummins had to tone it down a bit for Conan, but was still his funny self. Comedy needs more Dan Cummings and Tom Johnagin. I hate this generic unintelligent crap thats mostly just over the top acting.
i saw this guy live in 2004. My first stand up comedy. He sold his CD for $10 or $15 and I've a signed CD. wow. he had a long hair and played guitar. abslutely fantastic. If i remember correctly he is married to a scientist lol
Son: Why's this fish taste like mercury? Dad: B/c I gotta narrow the gap... "you'll stop getting mercury fish, when you know your ish doesnt tastes like mercury!" Lol
I remember this guy from comedy central presents back when he was a skinny little twig with long hair and no beard. Dude looks totally different now, but he's just as fuckin funny XD I wonder if the property of King Cummins the Magnificent has taken over an more of his neighborhood
So i went down a rabbit hole watching all your comedy, since my eyes were bleeding, but, your voice has changed, and now im stuck on this video. I also dont know how to use grammar 😂
This is what you call a GOOD comedian, barely showed nerves and great storytelling
+jorge muniz Yeah his stuff has been great, esp his 1 hour comedy special
+FoodLiquorCool Cool I need to check it out.
He has good delivery, but his jokes were meh.
@@FoodLiquorCool Which one?
He's got 2 great podcasts, with another on the way! Check out Timesuck, Scared to Death, and the third will release next month. Tons of jokes and skits, you'll love something or everything about it.
If you haven't heard any of Dan Cummins other jokes, do so. This guy has the best practical joke ideas and is overall one of the most clever comedians out there.
We need more of this guy!
+USxGraboidxMC Definitely the best since Rory Scovel!
That was pretty good.
+USxGraboidxMC and quickly
you have to listen to his album "Crazy With a Capital F"
+The Shtallion soooo funny
Hail Lucifina, hail Bojangles
Christopher Taylor showbiz
Load the Greg, aim the Greg, FIRE THE GREG!!!!🥰🥰
All praise tripple m
Praise be to triple m and reverend doctor joe paisley for keeping the script
You don’t hail lucifina he made that mistake once. HAIL NIMROD
Hail Nimrod!
HYAH-HAH!
He is my favorite comedian. Found him on Pandora a while back and he's fantastic.
Have seen him live 3 times, listen to his podcast all the time, and absolutely one of my favorite comedians.
Sat front row at the taping of his "Get out of Here of Here Devil" Special!
This could've been Louie CK material if Louie would be happily married haha. The dumb kids joke was great!
+Mr. Tulip This is Louis CK material - at least the piece about listening to your wife's shitty stories. Except Louie imitates his wife.
+Julia Thiessen It's not like Louis invented the "listening to your wife" joke.
Louis is much better than this guy. That was quite mediocre.
yeah or if Louie CK wasn't original or funny...
Dan Cummings is great. I love his delivery
"You'll stop getting mercury fish when you stop knowing that the fish tastes like mercury"
I'm friends with his son Kyler and he's just as funny as his dad. Me and my friends all love him.
Does he have permission to swear?
eight-hour criminal minds marathon. i can so relate. awesome job, man!
That guy is hilarious.
THIS GUY WAS SO MEAN SPIRITED. I LOVE IT! Hahahahah!
PERFECT timing and delivery.
Stared the whole time at his damn fine beard. 10/10
Put it in your lunchbox Shirley
Too little too diddle Pootie!
Dan Cummins is too funny.
Once again, I never lol'd, but this is hands-down one of my favorite comedians I've seen lately. I did bust a gut at "...when you start telling better, shorter stories," though.
More of this guy!
I thought this was a different Dan Cummins and almost didnt click on it. Dude gained some lbs!
I would have liked to hear the names of those jokes, as per usual Dan Cummins style.
I've missed him for years I can't wait for more of this stuff
I watched like 5 comedy specials so far on Conan's channel in the past hour or so and didnt bother to comment on any of them they were all just ok, some bad.. but this guy is the first one I gotta comment and say wow, really funny, great freaking set and I laughed a lot. Will love to see this guy around in the future. He should go on Legion of Skanks or Opie and Jim Norton Show
Absolutely perfect, would change a thing. 3/5.
Dan Cummins had to tone it down a bit for Conan, but was still his funny self. Comedy needs more Dan Cummings and Tom Johnagin. I hate this generic unintelligent crap thats mostly just over the top acting.
+Cesar Rondon I think he's a funny guy, but he pretty much tells the same generic jokes that the vast majority of comedians do.
He'll turn out well give him a few years
You should invite him again, he's great!
i saw this guy live in 2004. My first stand up comedy. He sold his CD for $10 or $15 and I've a signed CD. wow. he had a long hair and played guitar. abslutely fantastic. If i remember correctly he is married to a scientist lol
one of my favorite and underrated comedians
Just looooovvve this.
LMFAO!! This was so freaking funny!!
The final line was brilliant
well done...well done!
It's a familiar subject but with his own hilarious spin--this guy's great!
This is a man I can get behind. Take it either way you like. What I'm trying to say is this man is fantastic.
Nice guy. Got to meet him when he was in Utah few weeks back.
wow that was hilarious best comedian in a while
I hear him on Pandora a lot and he's pretty hilarious. Cool to see him on here.
Please post more stand-up! This guy was awesome!
Hail Nimrod! And praise Bojangles!
“I didn’t realize you baked me shame biscuits”
Looks like an older non hollywood version of Ben Affleck , but all in all great stand up comedy ..
He's awesome.
Good stuff Dan.
Very very good well done
Dan Cummins is up there with my favorite comedians of all time but he never gets enough attention. A seriously smart, creative, and funny dude.
The crowd wasn't expecting for it to get that dark, hahaha~
Fantastic!
This guy is relatable af!
That was a great closer!
He is brilliant:)
love him.
"I love meat I love to live. I call ribs"
I haven't seen this guy in a while
I'm glad he's back
Son: Why's this fish taste like mercury?
Dad: B/c I gotta narrow the gap... "you'll stop getting mercury fish, when you know your ish doesnt tastes like mercury!"
Lol
lmfao this guy is hilarious
holy shit. fiance wisdom. so good.
Shame biscuits!!! 😂😂😂
I love Dan but I gotta say I laughed hardest at Conan's ending bit
I havent heard any of Dan's new stuff, but it seemed like he cleaned it up a bit for tv. Still pretty good though.
Check out his "Crazy With A Capital F" stand up. It's hilarious!
this guy was really funny
I wonder how infuriating it must be to have that last name..
He was good
Give this guy his own show
I remember this guy from comedy central presents back when he was a skinny little twig with long hair and no beard. Dude looks totally different now, but he's just as fuckin funny XD I wonder if the property of King Cummins the Magnificent has taken over an more of his neighborhood
Shame biscuits!!!! Hahahaha
Str8 savage
So i went down a rabbit hole watching all your comedy, since my eyes were bleeding, but, your voice has changed, and now im stuck on this video. I also dont know how to use grammar 😂
Cummins for president 🎉
Hilarious! Great talent!
That's how they do it in Hollywood! SHOWBIZ!
what if your friend is duct taped to a wall at the end of a long hallway
Omg he's just a baby! You can tell he's nervous.
I see the name cummins,I know I was gonna love this shit
It's a Louis CK lookalike who also resembles Nick Offerman. Nice.
hi Team Coco
Those watching in the future, Dan has a great podcast on iTunes called TimeSuck. Check it out!
Shame biscuits 😂🌞
Finally a comedian who doesnt have to resort to making sex jokes. Good for him.
Thanks Adam Carolla for bringing me here!
Oh holy fuck, he fluffed up! I remember when he was a skinny dude on Comedy Central. Still delivering those hits, though!
Great stuff, but that part about poisoning his kid bombed. Interesting to see his other material.
For anyone that doesnt know he has an excellent podcast... Just look up timesuck and thank me later
He's changed so much
Can someone tell me what type or brand of watch he's wearing?
Didn't even recognize him...what a change.
He's got a Colin Quinn kind of cadence.
Think about that professor
this guy is funny, but I think he would be better if he delivered his lines in a faster drier way, kinda like Mitch Hedberg
TENTACLES
Funny haha
Insert joke about his Name. :)
What's Dan Cummin in today? ;)
Praise be to the Suckmaster! Check out Timesuck Podcast, people. For real.
#WhereWasDansDad
Is it just me or does Dan's voice sound a bit different than it used to?
I accidentally watched this because I mistook the name for Barry Crimmins.
It's not actually that creepy once you've seen a few
That's how they do it in Hollywood!! Showbiz! 🤢🤢🤢
I hear a little Bill Burr in his act. Might as well emulate one of the best.
Bullseye
there not all pirated, I buy my hentia legally
My wife seems to indicate that I don't listen, either. Not sure, I don't listen.