That finger up the dogs bum is real, my uncle had to do that once when another dog had his dog by the throat and wouldn't let go, fair play to that woman for thinking quickly and saving her dog.
I'm working from home at the moment and my cat know intuitively when I get a bad customer and will come and sit next to me and won't leave my side until she knows I'm OK. So, yes cats are surprisingly empathetic.
My comment may be irrelevant to the topic of whatever video I'am commenting on. But I believe it is my duty to share it anyways. 24 May Gaza in 11 days 🏠🔥(House bombing and displacement) About two thousand housing units were completely destroyed, while 15,000 units were partially damaged, and more than 75,000 Palestinians were displaced. 💧 🚰 (Water) 50% of the water network has been damaged and about 800,000 people in Gaza do not have regular access to clean drinking water. 🛠️📦(Industrial sector) More than 300 economic and industrial establishments were damaged and 7 factories were totally demolished. 💊🩺(The medical section) 6 hospitals and 11 health centers were damaged, and the only laboratory to check Corona(Covid-19) was suspended due to the bombing. 🔌💡(Electricity) 31 transformers were damaged and 9 main lines were cut. 📹✒️(Media) Destruction of the headquarters of 33 media institutions. 🌱🍉(The agricultural sector) 490 agricultural facilities including animal farms, agricultural pools, wells and irrigation networks were damaged. 🕌(places of worship) 3 mosques were completely destroyed, 40 mosques and one church were damaged. Source📰 AJ+ Arabi Instgram Google translated The loss and damage and pain is still ongoing. An apartheid is literally taking place. Kids and innocent civilians are beaten, humiliated and arrested on the street. Lands,and houses are stolen . Muna: "You are stealing my house". Yakub (Isreali settler): "And if I don't steal it, someone else is going to steal it." It is still ongoing but some choose to stay "neutral" some choose to "Justify" You can't stay neutral when AlAqsa mosque-when of the holiest sites for Muslims- is attacked and worshipers are killed, arrested and injured. They were praying. They wanted to have a good time but it was taken away from them. You can't stay neutral when a massacre is taking place. You can't justify kids slaughter and arrest. You can't justify bombing civilains' buildings. Your voice is important.📣 Sign petitions.✒️ spread the word.📱 tweet Hashtags.#️⃣ Quran. com 5:32 That is why We ordained for the Children of Israel that whoever takes a life-unless as a punishment for murder or mischief in the land-it will be as if they killed all of humanity; and whoever saves a life, it will be as if they saved all of humanity.1 ˹Although˺ Our messengers already came to them with clear proofs, many of them still transgressed afterwards through the land. - Dr. Mustafa Khattab, the Clear Quran (1)Footnote Although this is addressed to the Children of Israel, it is applicable to everyone at all times. Every innocent life matter whatever its race, gender, age, or nationality. Still many Palestinians are killed with cold blood. And some believe that Palestinian life is not of any value as a zionist life 🚫 "I think we are miserable. The Arabs....The Arabs make a terrorist attack. We need to kill Arabs. Ehhahahah." A lady said when answering the host on the street. ~Empire flies channel (Everyday Israelis Express support for Genocide to Abby Martin ) Video. "We threw tons of ammunition and fire on them in a way that no one doubts," said the pilot, "D", in an interview conducted by the Hebrew "Channel 12" with a number of pilots who participated in blowing up 9 residential towers in Gaza. The officer spoke of feelings shared by his colleagues, saying, "I used to go out to launch a raid with the feeling that bringing down the towers became our way to vent the frustration of what is happening to us and the success of the factions in Gaza to continue kicking us." Source: Sarayanews.com Translated by Google Right Now, Operation: law and order many Palestinians who took part in the protest were brutally arrested from their homes for just seeking justice. Will still be neutral? #Support_palstine 🇵🇸
The dude punched a bear FFS. He doesn't need the dog for Jehovah's Witnesses. Must be a back-up food source. I would have gone with a breed larger than a Chihuahua myself, but it should tide him over until he finds a better food source. May be a German Shepherd across the road, or even a Rottweiler.
It's actually been suggested that cats view us in two different ways, either as their mother, or a kitten, it's why so many knead or suckle on clothing etc that smells like their owner, and why they're so vocal with us. All of my cats follow me about just to see what I'm up to and protect me while I pee 😂😂
When I was pregnant, my cat loved to climb up on my knee as I was sitting on the sofa and lay against my belly. She was always careful not to put her full weight on it - she would just rest her head there and purr. And once my son was born, she'd lie beside his crib when he took naps during the day, snuggle up beside him and me as I fed him and even sit beside him when he was on his playmat, watching him play. I'm pretty sure she saw herself as his 'second mum.'
The response to rollerblading while menstrating was the most honest and funniest thing I've heard all year Guaranteed to be the response from 100% of women closely followed by divorce proceedings
I remember a skit on tampon ads that was broadcast years ago: droopy, miserable girl with lank, droopy hair and dressed in dull, droopy, clothes goes into a public toilet to change her tampon and comes out again with a broad smile, "Charlie's Angels" hair, a one piece bright green lycra body suit, and riding a skateboard.
On a camping trip a while back I wound up having to punch a bear to get it to leave me alone. Was sober at the time, but I was tired and out of patience because I wanted to sleep and the bear was keeping me awake. Startled the hell out of the bear and it ran off.
Currently in a moon boot on crutches, pretty much on house arrest. My younger cat spends all day on my lap, my older cat started sleeping against shoulder at night. They are wonderful creatures.
My cat used to be cute now he maules me whenever he sees another cat out the window he's not so cute anymore. I'm starting to think he's plotting my murder.
I had a distressed mother cat jump from the floor to our throat like a lion hunting a gazelle multiple times, because her kitten hanged himself upside down from a hind leg underneath the couch. The kitten screamed murder and the mom went into a blind rage of instinct trying to defend it. I don't think brain freeze would do much there. I got a whole new respect for the little predators and i think they would be able to do real damage if they set their mind to it. It was really hard to get the mom out of the room to save the kitten. We had to really fight the mom, while trying really hard to do no damage. She kept jumping us, trying to bite and scratch any surface. There was no grabbing her. Never seen anything like it.. I suspect she was already suffering from a post-partum psychosis before this happened, and just went berserk. Anyway, everybody got away with just some scratches. The mommy cat recovered from her hormonal anxiety and turned into a really sweet companion. But i know now, If a cat really wants to kill you, you are in trouble, it is terrifying..
There was a cat who identified as being my husband's cat. I woke up to find it on my face, preventing me from breathing. When I tried to move her she dug claws in to the corners of my eyes in that "not quite punctured...yet" way. She simply would *not* move, and since I couldn't speak(mouth full of cat hair) I had to wake DH by hitting at him and uttering muffled screams. We started shutting the bedroom door after that! To round out the torture...I'm allergic to cats if I get their hair on my face.
Mom cat responds violently to the pained cries of their babies. Your cat probably can't understand why her kitten is distressed so that why she was attacking everything and everyone trying to save her baby.
I just watched this and laughed so hard (particularly at the animal stuff, as I have four little cats myself) that I had tears running down my cheeks, and my next door neighbor was ready to call 9-1-1!! I may be American, but Russell is far above the Best of the Best!!
I actually received a check from that lawsuit… can’t believe someone sued them, but red bull sent me a check for two dollars and sixteen cents from that settlement. Never cashed it but it’s hilarious.
My comment may be irrelevant to the topic of whatever video I'am commenting on. But I believe it is my duty to share it anyways. 24 May Gaza in 11 days 🏠🔥(House bombing and displacement) About two thousand housing units were completely destroyed, while 15,000 units were partially damaged, and more than 75,000 Palestinians were displaced. 💧 🚰 (Water) 50% of the water network has been damaged and about 800,000 people in Gaza do not have regular access to clean drinking water. 🛠️📦(Industrial sector) More than 300 economic and industrial establishments were damaged and 7 factories were totally demolished. 💊🩺(The medical section) 6 hospitals and 11 health centers were damaged, and the only laboratory to check Corona(Covid-19) was suspended due to the bombing. 🔌💡(Electricity) 31 transformers were damaged and 9 main lines were cut. 📹✒️(Media) Destruction of the headquarters of 33 media institutions. 🌱🍉(The agricultural sector) 490 agricultural facilities including animal farms, agricultural pools, wells and irrigation networks were damaged. 🕌(places of worship) 3 mosques were completely destroyed, 40 mosques and one church were damaged. Source📰 AJ+ Arabi Instgram Google translated The loss and damage and pain is still ongoing. An apartheid is literally taking place. Kids and innocent civilians are beaten, humiliated and arrested on the street. Lands,and houses are stolen . Muna: "You are stealing my house". Yakub (Isreali settler): "And if I don't steal it, someone else is going to steal it." It is still ongoing but some choose to stay "neutral" some choose to "Justify" You can't stay neutral when AlAqsa mosque-when of the holiest sites for Muslims- is attacked and worshipers are killed, arrested and injured. They were praying. They wanted to have a good time but it was taken away from them. You can't stay neutral when a massacre is taking place. You can't justify kids slaughter and arrest. You can't justify bombing civilains' buildings. Your voice is important.📣 Sign petitions.✒️ spread the word.📱 tweet Hashtags.#️⃣ Quran. com 5:32 That is why We ordained for the Children of Israel that whoever takes a life-unless as a punishment for murder or mischief in the land-it will be as if they killed all of humanity; and whoever saves a life, it will be as if they saved all of humanity.1 ˹Although˺ Our messengers already came to them with clear proofs, many of them still transgressed afterwards through the land. - Dr. Mustafa Khattab, the Clear Quran (1)Footnote Although this is addressed to the Children of Israel, it is applicable to everyone at all times. Every innocent life matter whatever its race, gender, age, or nationality. Still many Palestinians are killed with cold blood. And some believe that Palestinian life is not of any value as a zionist life 🚫 "I think we are miserable. The Arabs....The Arabs make a terrorist attack. We need to kill Arabs. Ehhahahah." A lady said when answering the host on the street. ~Empire flies channel (Everyday Israelis Express support for Genocide to Abby Martin ) Video. "We threw tons of ammunition and fire on them in a way that no one doubts," said the pilot, "D", in an interview conducted by the Hebrew "Channel 12" with a number of pilots who participated in blowing up 9 residential towers in Gaza. The officer spoke of feelings shared by his colleagues, saying, "I used to go out to launch a raid with the feeling that bringing down the towers became our way to vent the frustration of what is happening to us and the success of the factions in Gaza to continue kicking us." Source: Sarayanews.com Translated by Google Right Now, Operation: law and order many Palestinians who took part in the protest were brutally arrested from their homes for just seeking justice. Will still be neutral? #Support_palstine 🇵🇸
Oh Australia... Just the fact that we reported that says so much about our news service. That report was on our nightly news. It must have been (the news reader is a give away)
My comment may be irrelevant to the topic of whatever video I'am commenting on. But I believe it is my duty to share it anyways. 24 May Gaza in 11 days 🏠🔥(House bombing and displacement) About two thousand housing units were completely destroyed, while 15,000 units were partially damaged, and more than 75,000 Palestinians were displaced. 💧 🚰 (Water) 50% of the water network has been damaged and about 800,000 people in Gaza do not have regular access to clean drinking water. 🛠️📦(Industrial sector) More than 300 economic and industrial establishments were damaged and 7 factories were totally demolished. 💊🩺(The medical section) 6 hospitals and 11 health centers were damaged, and the only laboratory to check Corona(Covid-19) was suspended due to the bombing. 🔌💡(Electricity) 31 transformers were damaged and 9 main lines were cut. 📹✒️(Media) Destruction of the headquarters of 33 media institutions. 🌱🍉(The agricultural sector) 490 agricultural facilities including animal farms, agricultural pools, wells and irrigation networks were damaged. 🕌(places of worship) 3 mosques were completely destroyed, 40 mosques and one church were damaged. Source📰 AJ+ Arabi Instgram Google translated The loss and damage and pain is still ongoing. An apartheid is literally taking place. Kids and innocent civilians are beaten, humiliated and arrested on the street. Lands,and houses are stolen . Muna: "You are stealing my house". Yakub (Isreali settler): "And if I don't steal it, someone else is going to steal it." It is still ongoing but some choose to stay "neutral" some choose to "Justify" You can't stay neutral when AlAqsa mosque-when of the holiest sites for Muslims- is attacked and worshipers are killed, arrested and injured. They were praying. They wanted to have a good time but it was taken away from them. You can't stay neutral when a massacre is taking place. You can't justify kids slaughter and arrest. You can't justify bombing civilains' buildings. Your voice is important.📣 Sign petitions.✒️ spread the word.📱 tweet Hashtags.#️⃣ Quran. com 5:32 That is why We ordained for the Children of Israel that whoever takes a life-unless as a punishment for murder or mischief in the land-it will be as if they killed all of humanity; and whoever saves a life, it will be as if they saved all of humanity.1 ˹Although˺ Our messengers already came to them with clear proofs, many of them still transgressed afterwards through the land. - Dr. Mustafa Khattab, the Clear Quran (1)Footnote Although this is addressed to the Children of Israel, it is applicable to everyone at all times. Every innocent life matter whatever its race, gender, age, or nationality. Still many Palestinians are killed with cold blood. And some believe that Palestinian life is not of any value as a zionist life 🚫 "I think we are miserable. The Arabs....The Arabs make a terrorist attack. We need to kill Arabs. Ehhahahah." A lady said when answering the host on the street. ~Empire flies channel (Everyday Israelis Express support for Genocide to Abby Martin ) Video. "We threw tons of ammunition and fire on them in a way that no one doubts," said the pilot, "D", in an interview conducted by the Hebrew "Channel 12" with a number of pilots who participated in blowing up 9 residential towers in Gaza. The officer spoke of feelings shared by his colleagues, saying, "I used to go out to launch a raid with the feeling that bringing down the towers became our way to vent the frustration of what is happening to us and the success of the factions in Gaza to continue kicking us." Source: Sarayanews.com Translated by Google Right Now, Operation: law and order many Palestinians who took part in the protest were brutally arrested from their homes for just seeking justice. Will still be neutral? #Support_palstine 🇵🇸
@@ginaamr1179 except your not commenting on a video.... you replied to a comment. That is not going to help your message spread. Likely eventually it will get you blocked
@@bluebelle8823 I have commented on the video + also replied on some comments. But I copy and paste the comment may be i need to correct it. Why would I be blocked ?! I try not to copy the massage that much or put links in it so that my comment do not be considered spam.
@@bluebelle8823 Yes, butt it's only because it is a spam. You think anyone actually read that novel, i mean comment. As for your comment i say _good on ya_ Still way better than news consisting of corrupt politicians "explaining reality" to you, plus a few "live in fear, your pets want you dead" stories. Which is what we have.
When I was a kid getting a ball over the fence the neighbours doberman had me down... My mum, ( a tiny lady) heard me, jumped a 6 foot timber fence in one go, grabbed the dog by the tail and jammed her thumb in while yelling at it to fark off... I don't know who was more shocked, the dog or me.... The doberman never went after me again though...🙂
Actually my cat, when your sick, doesn't leave your side. Stays in bed with you all day, follows you to the toilet and back. Just will not leave your side. He doesn't do that at all when we're not sick
It’s because your cat is pride leader and part of their job is to protect pride members when they’re vulnerable. Our vet told me this when I asked why one of my cats comes and sits in the bathroom every time I’m on the toilet. LOL
@@fisherking7798 Not true, they have the ability for both. With high population density, either because you have multiple at home or when there are large numbers of strays, they will function in a group. They do form long time relations with other cats and rely on each other. They are versatile creatures.
Re: dogs fighting… even my vet told me that’s the best thing to do in that situation. Hubby had to save our little dog, once; he didn’t do what the vet suggested, he punched the pit bull in the head, repeatedly, until it let go 😢
What kind of cats do these people test?! Mine is clingy and acts like a 2yo. She always wants attention and to play, and sleeps at the foot of the bed.
@@FALslayer I have 4 of them, one that dislikes the others. They all act the same and demand for attention when not sleeping. They've been ignored a lot the last year since I had a second baby and our toddler hasn't figured out chasing them with cat toys is NOT playing. Cats are just choosy about their people. Even in my house, only one like any husband. He's not very fond of them but has never treated them poorly 🤷🏼♀️
I love how I click on "laughter" in the choices for related videos and ONLY Russell Howard videos pop up. Yep. That's about right. I also love how meercats are a recurring theme in his jokes.
That piece about the cats could totally be true. I wonder if that could be trained, my husband and I both have life insurance so the best cat trainer may become rich 😂😂😂
My comment may be irrelevant to the topic of whatever video I'am commenting on. But I believe it is my duty to share it anyways. 24 May Gaza in 11 days 🏠🔥(House bombing and displacement) About two thousand housing units were completely destroyed, while 15,000 units were partially damaged, and more than 75,000 Palestinians were displaced. 💧 🚰 (Water) 50% of the water network has been damaged and about 800,000 people in Gaza do not have regular access to clean drinking water. 🛠️📦(Industrial sector) More than 300 economic and industrial establishments were damaged and 7 factories were totally demolished. 💊🩺(The medical section) 6 hospitals and 11 health centers were damaged, and the only laboratory to check Corona(Covid-19) was suspended due to the bombing. 🔌💡(Electricity) 31 transformers were damaged and 9 main lines were cut. 📹✒️(Media) Destruction of the headquarters of 33 media institutions. 🌱🍉(The agricultural sector) 490 agricultural facilities including animal farms, agricultural pools, wells and irrigation networks were damaged. 🕌(places of worship) 3 mosques were completely destroyed, 40 mosques and one church were damaged. Source📰 AJ+ Arabi Instgram Google translated The loss and damage and pain is still ongoing. An apartheid is literally taking place. Kids and innocent civilians are beaten, humiliated and arrested on the street. Lands,and houses are stolen . Muna: "You are stealing my house". Yakub (Isreali settler): "And if I don't steal it, someone else is going to steal it." It is still ongoing but some choose to stay "neutral" some choose to "Justify" You can't stay neutral when AlAqsa mosque-when of the holiest sites for Muslims- is attacked and worshipers are killed, arrested and injured. They were praying. They wanted to have a good time but it was taken away from them. You can't stay neutral when a massacre is taking place. You can't justify kids slaughter and arrest. You can't justify bombing civilains' buildings. Your voice is important.📣 Sign petitions.✒️ spread the word.📱 tweet Hashtags.#️⃣ Quran. com 5:32 That is why We ordained for the Children of Israel that whoever takes a life-unless as a punishment for murder or mischief in the land-it will be as if they killed all of humanity; and whoever saves a life, it will be as if they saved all of humanity.1 ˹Although˺ Our messengers already came to them with clear proofs, many of them still transgressed afterwards through the land. - Dr. Mustafa Khattab, the Clear Quran (1)Footnote Although this is addressed to the Children of Israel, it is applicable to everyone at all times. Every innocent life matter whatever its race, gender, age, or nationality. Still many Palestinians are killed with cold blood. And some believe that Palestinian life is not of any value as a zionist life 🚫 "I think we are miserable. The Arabs....The Arabs make a terrorist attack. We need to kill Arabs. Ehhahahah." A lady said when answering the host on the street. ~Empire flies channel (Everyday Israelis Express support for Genocide to Abby Martin ) Video. "We threw tons of ammunition and fire on them in a way that no one doubts," said the pilot, "D", in an interview conducted by the Hebrew "Channel 12" with a number of pilots who participated in blowing up 9 residential towers in Gaza. The officer spoke of feelings shared by his colleagues, saying, "I used to go out to launch a raid with the feeling that bringing down the towers became our way to vent the frustration of what is happening to us and the success of the factions in Gaza to continue kicking us." Source: Sarayanews.com Translated by Google Right Now, Operation: law and order many Palestinians who took part in the protest were brutally arrested from their homes for just seeking justice. Will still be neutral? #Support_palstine 🇵🇸
@@ginaamr1179 yea well everything Israeli forces did was legal and most of the bombs hitting Gaza were misfired Hamas rockets and you were right, it is completely irrelevant.
My comment may be irrelevant to the topic of whatever video I'am commenting on. But I believe it is my duty to share it anyways. 24 May Gaza in 11 days 🏠🔥(House bombing and displacement) About two thousand housing units were completely destroyed, while 15,000 units were partially damaged, and more than 75,000 Palestinians were displaced. 💧 🚰 (Water) 50% of the water network has been damaged and about 800,000 people in Gaza do not have regular access to clean drinking water. 🛠️📦(Industrial sector) More than 300 economic and industrial establishments were damaged and 7 factories were totally demolished. 💊🩺(The medical section) 6 hospitals and 11 health centers were damaged, and the only laboratory to check Corona(Covid-19) was suspended due to the bombing. 🔌💡(Electricity) 31 transformers were damaged and 9 main lines were cut. 📹✒️(Media) Destruction of the headquarters of 33 media institutions. 🌱🍉(The agricultural sector) 490 agricultural facilities including animal farms, agricultural pools, wells and irrigation networks were damaged. 🕌(places of worship) 3 mosques were completely destroyed, 40 mosques and one church were damaged. Source📰 AJ+ Arabi Instgram Google translated The loss and damage and pain is still ongoing. An apartheid is literally taking place. Kids and innocent civilians are beaten, humiliated and arrested on the street. Lands,and houses are stolen . Muna: "You are stealing my house". Yakub (Isreali settler): "And if I don't steal it, someone else is going to steal it." It is still ongoing but some choose to stay "neutral" some choose to "Justify" You can't stay neutral when AlAqsa mosque-when of the holiest sites for Muslims- is attacked and worshipers are killed, arrested and injured. They were praying. They wanted to have a good time but it was taken away from them. You can't stay neutral when a massacre is taking place. You can't justify kids slaughter and arrest. You can't justify bombing civilains' buildings. Your voice is important.📣 Sign petitions.✒️ spread the word.📱 tweet Hashtags.#️⃣ Quran. com 5:32 That is why We ordained for the Children of Israel that whoever takes a life-unless as a punishment for murder or mischief in the land-it will be as if they killed all of humanity; and whoever saves a life, it will be as if they saved all of humanity.1 ˹Although˺ Our messengers already came to them with clear proofs, many of them still transgressed afterwards through the land. - Dr. Mustafa Khattab, the Clear Quran (1)Footnote Although this is addressed to the Children of Israel, it is applicable to everyone at all times. Every innocent life matter whatever its race, gender, age, or nationality. Still many Palestinians are killed with cold blood. And some believe that Palestinian life is not of any value as a zionist life 🚫 "I think we are miserable. The Arabs....The Arabs make a terrorist attack. We need to kill Arabs. Ehhahahah." A lady said when answering the host on the street. ~Empire flies channel (Everyday Israelis Express support for Genocide to Abby Martin ) Video. "We threw tons of ammunition and fire on them in a way that no one doubts," said the pilot, "D", in an interview conducted by the Hebrew "Channel 12" with a number of pilots who participated in blowing up 9 residential towers in Gaza. The officer spoke of feelings shared by his colleagues, saying, "I used to go out to launch a raid with the feeling that bringing down the towers became our way to vent the frustration of what is happening to us and the success of the factions in Gaza to continue kicking us." Source: Sarayanews.com Translated by Google Right Now, Operation: law and order many Palestinians who took part in the protest were brutally arrested from their homes for just seeking justice. Will still be neutral? #Support_palstine 🇵🇸
Say what you want about cats, but they're all different. I had a cat that played catch with my children when they were little. They would roll a small ball to her, she would stop it with her paw and then roll it back to them.....for hours
I remember either reading or being told that the only way to free yourself from a Pitbulls bite was to stick a finger up it's arse years ago. My brain has categorised it under important facts to remember, and reminds me everytime I walk past the local vet and a dog barks at me.
My comment may be irrelevant to the topic of whatever video I'am commenting on. But I believe it is my duty to share it anyways. 24 May Gaza in 11 days 🏠🔥(House bombing and displacement) About two thousand housing units were completely destroyed, while 15,000 units were partially damaged, and more than 75,000 Palestinians were displaced. 💧 🚰 (Water) 50% of the water network has been damaged and about 800,000 people in Gaza do not have regular access to clean drinking water. 🛠️📦(Industrial sector) More than 300 economic and industrial establishments were damaged and 7 factories were totally demolished. 💊🩺(The medical section) 6 hospitals and 11 health centers were damaged, and the only laboratory to check Corona(Covid-19) was suspended due to the bombing. 🔌💡(Electricity) 31 transformers were damaged and 9 main lines were cut. 📹✒️(Media) Destruction of the headquarters of 33 media institutions. 🌱🍉(The agricultural sector) 490 agricultural facilities including animal farms, agricultural pools, wells and irrigation networks were damaged. 🕌(places of worship) 3 mosques were completely destroyed, 40 mosques and one church were damaged. Source📰 AJ+ Arabi Instgram Google translated The loss and damage and pain is still ongoing. An apartheid is literally taking place. Kids and innocent civilians are beaten, humiliated and arrested on the street. Lands,and houses are stolen . Muna: "You are stealing my house". Yakub (Isreali settler): "And if I don't steal it, someone else is going to steal it." It is still ongoing but some choose to stay "neutral" some choose to "Justify" You can't stay neutral when AlAqsa mosque-when of the holiest sites for Muslims- is attacked and worshipers are killed, arrested and injured. They were praying. They wanted to have a good time but it was taken away from them. You can't stay neutral when a massacre is taking place. You can't justify kids slaughter and arrest. You can't justify bombing civilains' buildings. Your voice is important.📣 Sign petitions.✒️ spread the word.📱 tweet Hashtags.#️⃣ Quran. com 5:32 That is why We ordained for the Children of Israel that whoever takes a life-unless as a punishment for murder or mischief in the land-it will be as if they killed all of humanity; and whoever saves a life, it will be as if they saved all of humanity.1 ˹Although˺ Our messengers already came to them with clear proofs, many of them still transgressed afterwards through the land. - Dr. Mustafa Khattab, the Clear Quran (1)Footnote Although this is addressed to the Children of Israel, it is applicable to everyone at all times. Every innocent life matter whatever its race, gender, age, or nationality. Still many Palestinians are killed with cold blood. And some believe that Palestinian life is not of any value as a zionist life 🚫 "I think we are miserable. The Arabs....The Arabs make a terrorist attack. We need to kill Arabs. Ehhahahah." A lady said when answering the host on the street. ~Empire flies channel (Everyday Israelis Express support for Genocide to Abby Martin ) Video. "We threw tons of ammunition and fire on them in a way that no one doubts," said the pilot, "D", in an interview conducted by the Hebrew "Channel 12" with a number of pilots who participated in blowing up 9 residential towers in Gaza. The officer spoke of feelings shared by his colleagues, saying, "I used to go out to launch a raid with the feeling that bringing down the towers became our way to vent the frustration of what is happening to us and the success of the factions in Gaza to continue kicking us." Source: Sarayanews.com Translated by Google Right Now, Operation: law and order many Palestinians who took part in the protest were brutally arrested from their homes for just seeking justice. Will still be neutral? #Support_palstine 🇵🇸
Me and my brother adopted a lovely stray cat, that we called muffin, and she was really affectionate, would always sleep either under my quilt, or near my head on my pillow. I dunno how she managed this, but i woke up early one morning, to hear her going nuts in the front room. And she had managed to catch a bird, and bring it in from outside, via the catflap we had installed. And it wasn't quite dead so was still semi flying about the room the poor thing😂 Had to turf the cat out and catch the bird, couldn't believe she had managed all that 😂
You don't know how a cat caught a bird? Really? Domestic cats have decimated local native bird populations in all countries that have adopted them as pets. Having a cat is the worst pet for the environment.
Pigeons are better than us at finding inconsistencies! Pigeons were trained to find people lost at sea. They stay focused and have better eyesight than we do! All they have to do is peck at the target and are very receptive to training since we literally bred them to work for us
Okay, so pigeons might find lost people at sea. But how do they go back to the coast guard and tell them where they are? I mean, all they say is 'B-boob boob boo-boob.' ...Huh, and now I'm beginning to have misgivings about the breast cancer claim as well. It's not identification - sounds more like obsession.
One of cats is very empathetic and comes to me if I’m upset. She also woke me up in the night when I was ill with Covid because I was unable to breathe.
That finger up the dogs bum is real, my uncle had to do that once when another dog had his dog by the throat and wouldn't let go, fair play to that woman for thinking quickly and saving her dog.
Or you could throw hot water over em
I will do it to the person who looks after you.
@@ranjeetsharma4209 lmao
@MARQUIS DE QUEENSBURY 2.0 your a right prick aren’t ye
@@Badbhoys - because everybody carries hot water around with them. 🤦♂️
"It's bearable" is the best description of McDonalds.
"Bear-able"
@@54Immortal "Dah -dada - dah dah DAH! It's kinda food!"
And Russia
Not if you work there 😭😭
It's bearable if it's late, you're tired and VERY hungry.
The jokes he tells are school playground humour, and we all love it unconditionally. Man. My favourite comedian.
speaking of playground humour, I was gonna like but its at 69 likes
@@kaygo6244 llllsjjjkjjkķķk
Because it's how he says it - if I did it you would punch me in the face, like a bear :D
All companies will have to be transparent: "we exploit our workers"
Amazon shifts nervously in the corner...
@@auro8236 I think a lot more than just Amazon
all companies? my mam runs a company and she doesn’t exploit her workers, she pays herself the same
I'm working from home at the moment and my cat know intuitively when I get a bad customer and will come and sit next to me and won't leave my side until she knows I'm OK. So, yes cats are surprisingly empathetic.
They sure are 🥰
Yeah your cat wants food and only doesn't eat you because it's too small.
Or the cat comes closer because it is its job to be the "bad customer" and all competitors should be destroyed.
My cat Thompson sits on my lap and purrs and shoves his head against my shoulders when I’m sad.
Hopefully not, but if you did happen to die and your cat was in the house with you, it would not wait at all and would begin eating your face 🤷♂️
I think animals that you share a connection with do know when you're stressed/in a bad mood and often sit with you alot
That tiny dog isn't his pet, it's his emergency food supply.
Please im f'ing dying
My comment may be irrelevant to the topic of whatever video I'am commenting on.
But I believe it is my duty to share it anyways.
24 May
Gaza in 11 days
🏠🔥(House bombing and displacement)
About two thousand housing units were completely destroyed, while 15,000 units were partially damaged, and more than 75,000 Palestinians were displaced.
💧 🚰 (Water)
50% of the water network has been damaged and about 800,000 people in Gaza do not have regular access to clean drinking water.
🛠️📦(Industrial sector)
More than 300 economic and industrial establishments were damaged and 7 factories were totally demolished.
💊🩺(The medical section)
6 hospitals and 11 health centers were damaged, and the only laboratory to check Corona(Covid-19) was suspended due to the bombing.
🔌💡(Electricity)
31 transformers were damaged and 9 main lines were cut.
📹✒️(Media)
Destruction of the headquarters of 33 media institutions.
🌱🍉(The agricultural sector)
490 agricultural facilities including animal farms, agricultural pools, wells and irrigation networks were damaged.
🕌(places of worship)
3 mosques were completely destroyed, 40 mosques and one church were damaged.
Source📰
AJ+ Arabi Instgram
Google translated
The loss and damage and pain is still ongoing.
An apartheid is literally taking place.
Kids and innocent civilians are beaten, humiliated and arrested on the street.
Lands,and houses are stolen .
Muna: "You are stealing my house".
Yakub (Isreali settler): "And if I don't steal it, someone else is going to steal it."
It is still ongoing but some choose to stay "neutral" some choose to "Justify"
You can't stay neutral when AlAqsa mosque-when of the holiest sites for Muslims- is attacked and worshipers are killed, arrested and injured.
They were praying. They wanted to have a good time but it was taken away from them.
You can't stay neutral when a massacre is taking place.
You can't justify kids slaughter and arrest.
You can't justify bombing civilains' buildings.
Your voice is important.📣
Sign petitions.✒️
spread the word.📱
tweet Hashtags.#️⃣
Quran. com
5:32
That is why We ordained for the Children of Israel that whoever takes a life-unless as a punishment for murder or mischief in the land-it will be as if they killed all of humanity; and whoever saves a life, it will be as if they saved all of humanity.1 ˹Although˺ Our messengers already came to them with clear proofs, many of them still transgressed afterwards through the land.
- Dr. Mustafa Khattab, the Clear Quran
(1)Footnote
Although this is addressed to the Children of Israel, it is applicable to everyone at all times.
Every innocent life matter whatever its race, gender, age, or nationality.
Still many Palestinians are killed with cold blood.
And some believe that Palestinian life is not of any value as a zionist life 🚫
"I think we are miserable.
The Arabs....The Arabs make a terrorist attack.
We need to kill Arabs.
Ehhahahah."
A lady said when answering the host on the street.
~Empire flies channel
(Everyday Israelis Express support for Genocide to Abby Martin ) Video.
"We threw tons of ammunition and fire on them in a way that no one doubts," said the pilot, "D", in an interview conducted by the Hebrew "Channel 12" with a number of pilots who participated in blowing up 9 residential towers in Gaza.
The officer spoke of feelings shared by his colleagues, saying, "I used to go out to launch a raid with the feeling that bringing down the towers became our way to vent the frustration of what is happening to us and the success of the factions in Gaza to continue kicking us."
Source: Sarayanews.com
Translated by Google
Right Now,
Operation: law and order
many Palestinians who took part in the protest were
brutally arrested from their homes for just seeking justice.
Will still be neutral?
#Support_palstine 🇵🇸
Thats y its so nervous
The dude punched a bear FFS. He doesn't need the dog for Jehovah's Witnesses. Must be a back-up food source. I would have gone with a breed larger than a Chihuahua myself, but it should tide him over until he finds a better food source. May be a German Shepherd across the road, or even a Rottweiler.
I get that Genshin Impact reference.... Paimon
It's actually been suggested that cats view us in two different ways, either as their mother, or a kitten, it's why so many knead or suckle on clothing etc that smells like their owner, and why they're so vocal with us.
All of my cats follow me about just to see what I'm up to and protect me while I pee 😂😂
Www ww. We, b
H h
My friends cat always jumps on me and starts kneading my stomach.
Well, the cats I encounter in my neighborhood apparently see me as a threat and run away when I get within 5 meters distance.
When I was pregnant, my cat loved to climb up on my knee as I was sitting on the sofa and lay against my belly. She was always careful not to put her full weight on it - she would just rest her head there and purr. And once my son was born, she'd lie beside his crib when he took naps during the day, snuggle up beside him and me as I fed him and even sit beside him when he was on his playmat, watching him play. I'm pretty sure she saw herself as his 'second mum.'
Having cats isn't a personality
The response to rollerblading while menstrating was the most honest and funniest thing I've heard all year
Guaranteed to be the response from 100% of women closely followed by divorce proceedings
I remember a skit on tampon ads that was broadcast years ago: droopy, miserable girl with lank, droopy hair and dressed in dull, droopy, clothes goes into a public toilet to change her tampon and comes out again with a broad smile, "Charlie's Angels" hair, a one piece bright green lycra body suit, and riding a skateboard.
"guaranteed"... Bell-end
You must only know some pretty shit women.
The guy who punched a bear in the face is drunk AF. I have a feeling he didn't know it was a bear. He thought it was a big hairy guy.
On a camping trip a while back I wound up having to punch a bear to get it to leave me alone. Was sober at the time, but I was tired and out of patience because I wanted to sleep and the bear was keeping me awake.
Startled the hell out of the bear and it ran off.
He was at the very least drunk af for his news interview. 🤦♀️
Maybe he just punched a hairy man and claimed to have punched a bear 🤪
@@earthknight60 ooh, your ard
Love his wig 😂
It’s true about cats. I have depression and other mental illnesses and they stay near me more when I’m really low or crying they can sense emotions
They'll strike when you're feeling down!
@@gwenwalravens8030 And that’s what makes them awesome 😂
I once woke up and found a mouse head in my bed next to me.I don't know if my cats plotting to kill me,but I think he may be part of the Mafia.
Ti's a gift
@@kieranmorris8429 Tis the cat version of the scene from the godfather where the dude wakes up with a horse head in his bed. I have been warned.
I got a dead snake on my pillow once. Cats give the weirdest 'gifts'.
It's actually a huge compliment. They're showing you extra love by feeding you.
I think you mean the Meow-fia.
I'll see myself out.
The cat being more affectionate is true, when I'm sick or sad my non lap or stroke cat will be all over me and purry
Currently in a moon boot on crutches, pretty much on house arrest. My younger cat spends all day on my lap, my older cat started sleeping against shoulder at night. They are wonderful creatures.
My cat used to be cute now he maules me whenever he sees another cat out the window he's not so cute anymore. I'm starting to think he's plotting my murder.
Are you sure he is not just keeping track of wounded prey? (i.e. you)
@@bramvanduijn8086 was going to say, just getting ready to claim your carcass
More like trying to calm you before you cross over. 😉
Wear a surgical glove when taking your dog for a walk (just in case)
I always carry a stick
@@michaelharrison3602 cover the stick in hot peppers lmfao
@@mokithegay6020 great idea if i can't get hold of hot peppers ill use Nitromors paint stripper
Gotta stick a finger in its ASS
The guy who punched the bear. I love his analogy. How the hell Russell didn't get it is beyond me.
What analogy?
This guy is the embodiment of "MERICA!!!" 🤣🤣
@@Matt-Durham by comparing an unborn man to a dead woman as no one. Meaning he's afraid of nobody
@@Matt-Durham ain't born ain't gonna *be* born
I think the guy saying he punched a bear was telling a bear face lie.lol
5:08 he hasn't put me down for 5 years, and I'm only 4 years old.
"I think my cat is plotting to kill me."
That is such an old meme! 🤣
It doesn't intend to kill you any time soon, maybe ever. But it definitely has a plan. Contingency!
The period joke is so accurate 🤣
I had a distressed mother cat jump from the floor to our throat like a lion hunting a gazelle multiple times, because her kitten hanged himself upside down from a hind leg underneath the couch. The kitten screamed murder and the mom went into a blind rage of instinct trying to defend it. I don't think brain freeze would do much there. I got a whole new respect for the little predators and i think they would be able to do real damage if they set their mind to it. It was really hard to get the mom out of the room to save the kitten. We had to really fight the mom, while trying really hard to do no damage. She kept jumping us, trying to bite and scratch any surface. There was no grabbing her. Never seen anything like it.. I suspect she was already suffering from a post-partum psychosis before this happened, and just went berserk. Anyway, everybody got away with just some scratches. The mommy cat recovered from her hormonal anxiety and turned into a really sweet companion. But i know now, If a cat really wants to kill you, you are in trouble, it is terrifying..
There was a cat who identified as being my husband's cat. I woke up to find it on my face, preventing me from breathing. When I tried to move her she dug claws in to the corners of my eyes in that "not quite punctured...yet" way. She simply would *not* move, and since I couldn't speak(mouth full of cat hair) I had to wake DH by hitting at him and uttering muffled screams. We started shutting the bedroom door after that! To round out the torture...I'm allergic to cats if I get their hair on my face.
Mom cat responds violently to the pained cries of their babies. Your cat probably can't understand why her kitten is distressed so that why she was attacking everything and everyone trying to save her baby.
@@MorganVsTheInternet thnx captain obvious!
Am with Churchill . "No no no noooo" . Lol
And the 🐈. 😬
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just watched this and laughed so hard (particularly at the animal stuff, as I have four little cats myself) that I had tears running down my cheeks, and my next door neighbor was ready to call 9-1-1!! I may be American, but Russell is far above the Best of the Best!!
the fact that cats are empathetic and in tune to human emotions is true
So funny😂😂😂 just bloody brilliant
7:40 cats do pick up on their own ears emotions cus they view us as big, clumsy, hairless kittens 😸
I actually received a check from that lawsuit… can’t believe someone sued them, but red bull sent me a check for two dollars and sixteen cents from that settlement. Never cashed it but it’s hilarious.
My comment may be irrelevant to the topic of whatever video I'am commenting on.
But I believe it is my duty to share it anyways.
24 May
Gaza in 11 days
🏠🔥(House bombing and displacement)
About two thousand housing units were completely destroyed, while 15,000 units were partially damaged, and more than 75,000 Palestinians were displaced.
💧 🚰 (Water)
50% of the water network has been damaged and about 800,000 people in Gaza do not have regular access to clean drinking water.
🛠️📦(Industrial sector)
More than 300 economic and industrial establishments were damaged and 7 factories were totally demolished.
💊🩺(The medical section)
6 hospitals and 11 health centers were damaged, and the only laboratory to check Corona(Covid-19) was suspended due to the bombing.
🔌💡(Electricity)
31 transformers were damaged and 9 main lines were cut.
📹✒️(Media)
Destruction of the headquarters of 33 media institutions.
🌱🍉(The agricultural sector)
490 agricultural facilities including animal farms, agricultural pools, wells and irrigation networks were damaged.
🕌(places of worship)
3 mosques were completely destroyed, 40 mosques and one church were damaged.
Source📰
AJ+ Arabi Instgram
Google translated
The loss and damage and pain is still ongoing.
An apartheid is literally taking place.
Kids and innocent civilians are beaten, humiliated and arrested on the street.
Lands,and houses are stolen .
Muna: "You are stealing my house".
Yakub (Isreali settler): "And if I don't steal it, someone else is going to steal it."
It is still ongoing but some choose to stay "neutral" some choose to "Justify"
You can't stay neutral when AlAqsa mosque-when of the holiest sites for Muslims- is attacked and worshipers are killed, arrested and injured.
They were praying. They wanted to have a good time but it was taken away from them.
You can't stay neutral when a massacre is taking place.
You can't justify kids slaughter and arrest.
You can't justify bombing civilains' buildings.
Your voice is important.📣
Sign petitions.✒️
spread the word.📱
tweet Hashtags.#️⃣
Quran. com
5:32
That is why We ordained for the Children of Israel that whoever takes a life-unless as a punishment for murder or mischief in the land-it will be as if they killed all of humanity; and whoever saves a life, it will be as if they saved all of humanity.1 ˹Although˺ Our messengers already came to them with clear proofs, many of them still transgressed afterwards through the land.
- Dr. Mustafa Khattab, the Clear Quran
(1)Footnote
Although this is addressed to the Children of Israel, it is applicable to everyone at all times.
Every innocent life matter whatever its race, gender, age, or nationality.
Still many Palestinians are killed with cold blood.
And some believe that Palestinian life is not of any value as a zionist life 🚫
"I think we are miserable.
The Arabs....The Arabs make a terrorist attack.
We need to kill Arabs.
Ehhahahah."
A lady said when answering the host on the street.
~Empire flies channel
(Everyday Israelis Express support for Genocide to Abby Martin ) Video.
"We threw tons of ammunition and fire on them in a way that no one doubts," said the pilot, "D", in an interview conducted by the Hebrew "Channel 12" with a number of pilots who participated in blowing up 9 residential towers in Gaza.
The officer spoke of feelings shared by his colleagues, saying, "I used to go out to launch a raid with the feeling that bringing down the towers became our way to vent the frustration of what is happening to us and the success of the factions in Gaza to continue kicking us."
Source: Sarayanews.com
Translated by Google
Right Now,
Operation: law and order
many Palestinians who took part in the protest were
brutally arrested from their homes for just seeking justice.
Will still be neutral?
#Support_palstine 🇵🇸
Oh Australia... Just the fact that we reported that says so much about our news service. That report was on our nightly news. It must have been (the news reader is a give away)
My comment may be irrelevant to the topic of whatever video I'am commenting on.
But I believe it is my duty to share it anyways.
24 May
Gaza in 11 days
🏠🔥(House bombing and displacement)
About two thousand housing units were completely destroyed, while 15,000 units were partially damaged, and more than 75,000 Palestinians were displaced.
💧 🚰 (Water)
50% of the water network has been damaged and about 800,000 people in Gaza do not have regular access to clean drinking water.
🛠️📦(Industrial sector)
More than 300 economic and industrial establishments were damaged and 7 factories were totally demolished.
💊🩺(The medical section)
6 hospitals and 11 health centers were damaged, and the only laboratory to check Corona(Covid-19) was suspended due to the bombing.
🔌💡(Electricity)
31 transformers were damaged and 9 main lines were cut.
📹✒️(Media)
Destruction of the headquarters of 33 media institutions.
🌱🍉(The agricultural sector)
490 agricultural facilities including animal farms, agricultural pools, wells and irrigation networks were damaged.
🕌(places of worship)
3 mosques were completely destroyed, 40 mosques and one church were damaged.
Source📰
AJ+ Arabi Instgram
Google translated
The loss and damage and pain is still ongoing.
An apartheid is literally taking place.
Kids and innocent civilians are beaten, humiliated and arrested on the street.
Lands,and houses are stolen .
Muna: "You are stealing my house".
Yakub (Isreali settler): "And if I don't steal it, someone else is going to steal it."
It is still ongoing but some choose to stay "neutral" some choose to "Justify"
You can't stay neutral when AlAqsa mosque-when of the holiest sites for Muslims- is attacked and worshipers are killed, arrested and injured.
They were praying. They wanted to have a good time but it was taken away from them.
You can't stay neutral when a massacre is taking place.
You can't justify kids slaughter and arrest.
You can't justify bombing civilains' buildings.
Your voice is important.📣
Sign petitions.✒️
spread the word.📱
tweet Hashtags.#️⃣
Quran. com
5:32
That is why We ordained for the Children of Israel that whoever takes a life-unless as a punishment for murder or mischief in the land-it will be as if they killed all of humanity; and whoever saves a life, it will be as if they saved all of humanity.1 ˹Although˺ Our messengers already came to them with clear proofs, many of them still transgressed afterwards through the land.
- Dr. Mustafa Khattab, the Clear Quran
(1)Footnote
Although this is addressed to the Children of Israel, it is applicable to everyone at all times.
Every innocent life matter whatever its race, gender, age, or nationality.
Still many Palestinians are killed with cold blood.
And some believe that Palestinian life is not of any value as a zionist life 🚫
"I think we are miserable.
The Arabs....The Arabs make a terrorist attack.
We need to kill Arabs.
Ehhahahah."
A lady said when answering the host on the street.
~Empire flies channel
(Everyday Israelis Express support for Genocide to Abby Martin ) Video.
"We threw tons of ammunition and fire on them in a way that no one doubts," said the pilot, "D", in an interview conducted by the Hebrew "Channel 12" with a number of pilots who participated in blowing up 9 residential towers in Gaza.
The officer spoke of feelings shared by his colleagues, saying, "I used to go out to launch a raid with the feeling that bringing down the towers became our way to vent the frustration of what is happening to us and the success of the factions in Gaza to continue kicking us."
Source: Sarayanews.com
Translated by Google
Right Now,
Operation: law and order
many Palestinians who took part in the protest were
brutally arrested from their homes for just seeking justice.
Will still be neutral?
#Support_palstine 🇵🇸
@@ginaamr1179 except your not commenting on a video.... you replied to a comment. That is not going to help your message spread. Likely eventually it will get you blocked
@@bluebelle8823
I have commented on the video + also replied on some comments.
But I copy and paste the comment may be i need to correct it.
Why would I be blocked ?!
I try not to copy the massage that much or put links in it so that my comment do not be considered spam.
@@ginaamr1179 because at some point commenting like you are making it sound like you are appears as spam.
@@bluebelle8823 Yes, butt it's only because it is a spam. You think anyone actually read that novel, i mean comment.
As for your comment i say _good on ya_
Still way better than news consisting of corrupt politicians "explaining reality" to you, plus a few "live in fear, your pets want you dead" stories. Which is what we have.
Absolutely brilliant! Can't wait to have back on tv again always gets a laugh every time ,Russell is a comedy genius
Ln
When I was a kid getting a ball over the fence the neighbours doberman had me down... My mum, ( a tiny lady) heard me, jumped a 6 foot timber fence in one go, grabbed the dog by the tail and jammed her thumb in while yelling at it to fark off...
I don't know who was more shocked, the dog or me.... The doberman never went after me again though...🙂
“All I wanted was to say hi to him, and his mum thumbed my ass”
@@chloeleighhardy3435 lol.
@@chloeleighhardy3435 I CANT BREATTHTHTHTHTH
Actually my cat, when your sick, doesn't leave your side. Stays in bed with you all day, follows you to the toilet and back. Just will not leave your side. He doesn't do that at all when we're not sick
It’s because your cat is pride leader and part of their job is to protect pride members when they’re vulnerable. Our vet told me this when I asked why one of my cats comes and sits in the bathroom every time I’m on the toilet. LOL
@@jotownsend8412 cats do not live in a pride they're solitary
@@fisherking7798 Not true, they have the ability for both. With high population density, either because you have multiple at home or when there are large numbers of strays, they will function in a group. They do form long time relations with other cats and rely on each other. They are versatile creatures.
4:08 The man's sentence is a convoluted way of saying the beast that he fears will never exist.
Re: dogs fighting… even my vet told me that’s the best thing to do in that situation. Hubby had to save our little dog, once; he didn’t do what the vet suggested, he punched the pit bull in the head, repeatedly, until it let go 😢
What kind of cats do these people test?! Mine is clingy and acts like a 2yo. She always wants attention and to play, and sleeps at the foot of the bed.
You should probably not spoil it then
@@FALslayer I have 4 of them, one that dislikes the others. They all act the same and demand for attention when not sleeping. They've been ignored a lot the last year since I had a second baby and our toddler hasn't figured out chasing them with cat toys is NOT playing. Cats are just choosy about their people. Even in my house, only one like any husband. He's not very fond of them but has never treated them poorly 🤷🏼♀️
I love how I click on "laughter" in the choices for related videos and ONLY Russell Howard videos pop up. Yep. That's about right.
I also love how meercats are a recurring theme in his jokes.
Russell Howard always makes me laugh.
I didn't know I needed Mr Howard's impression of a psycho cat...😻😹😹
Of course cats want to kill you when you impersonate doves like that
Omg the roller blade part was really funny hahaha 🤣🤣
I love this guy. We need more humor right now. Keep it up.
I guess the redbull case was in the USA LMAO 🤣
OBVIOUSLY Red Bull doesn't give you actual wings! He only had to use his brain to figure that out!
Unfortunately in today's compensation culture a person with a brain is a hard thing to find.
Nah, you just need to wait a couple months, cover yourself feathers, and hollow out your bones and THEN it'll give ya wings!
Dummies.
This guys specialty impression is the "suspicious cat". Seriouslyyyy
That piece about the cats could totally be true. I wonder if that could be trained, my husband and I both have life insurance so the best cat trainer may become rich 😂😂😂
Tampon companies, here I come! 😄😄
hey my cat spends most of her time with me she's so cute and fluffy just wants cuddles and sleep next to me. she's the softest cat in the world
I forget how funny Howard is.
Petition to bring back the good news format.🖐
We should all jump off a high platform and sue them for £10 mil per person
No we shouldn't
@@ranjeetsharma4209 I agree. £15 mil each is much better.
You first...
My comment may be irrelevant to the topic of whatever video I'am commenting on.
But I believe it is my duty to share it anyways.
24 May
Gaza in 11 days
🏠🔥(House bombing and displacement)
About two thousand housing units were completely destroyed, while 15,000 units were partially damaged, and more than 75,000 Palestinians were displaced.
💧 🚰 (Water)
50% of the water network has been damaged and about 800,000 people in Gaza do not have regular access to clean drinking water.
🛠️📦(Industrial sector)
More than 300 economic and industrial establishments were damaged and 7 factories were totally demolished.
💊🩺(The medical section)
6 hospitals and 11 health centers were damaged, and the only laboratory to check Corona(Covid-19) was suspended due to the bombing.
🔌💡(Electricity)
31 transformers were damaged and 9 main lines were cut.
📹✒️(Media)
Destruction of the headquarters of 33 media institutions.
🌱🍉(The agricultural sector)
490 agricultural facilities including animal farms, agricultural pools, wells and irrigation networks were damaged.
🕌(places of worship)
3 mosques were completely destroyed, 40 mosques and one church were damaged.
Source📰
AJ+ Arabi Instgram
Google translated
The loss and damage and pain is still ongoing.
An apartheid is literally taking place.
Kids and innocent civilians are beaten, humiliated and arrested on the street.
Lands,and houses are stolen .
Muna: "You are stealing my house".
Yakub (Isreali settler): "And if I don't steal it, someone else is going to steal it."
It is still ongoing but some choose to stay "neutral" some choose to "Justify"
You can't stay neutral when AlAqsa mosque-when of the holiest sites for Muslims- is attacked and worshipers are killed, arrested and injured.
They were praying. They wanted to have a good time but it was taken away from them.
You can't stay neutral when a massacre is taking place.
You can't justify kids slaughter and arrest.
You can't justify bombing civilains' buildings.
Your voice is important.📣
Sign petitions.✒️
spread the word.📱
tweet Hashtags.#️⃣
Quran. com
5:32
That is why We ordained for the Children of Israel that whoever takes a life-unless as a punishment for murder or mischief in the land-it will be as if they killed all of humanity; and whoever saves a life, it will be as if they saved all of humanity.1 ˹Although˺ Our messengers already came to them with clear proofs, many of them still transgressed afterwards through the land.
- Dr. Mustafa Khattab, the Clear Quran
(1)Footnote
Although this is addressed to the Children of Israel, it is applicable to everyone at all times.
Every innocent life matter whatever its race, gender, age, or nationality.
Still many Palestinians are killed with cold blood.
And some believe that Palestinian life is not of any value as a zionist life 🚫
"I think we are miserable.
The Arabs....The Arabs make a terrorist attack.
We need to kill Arabs.
Ehhahahah."
A lady said when answering the host on the street.
~Empire flies channel
(Everyday Israelis Express support for Genocide to Abby Martin ) Video.
"We threw tons of ammunition and fire on them in a way that no one doubts," said the pilot, "D", in an interview conducted by the Hebrew "Channel 12" with a number of pilots who participated in blowing up 9 residential towers in Gaza.
The officer spoke of feelings shared by his colleagues, saying, "I used to go out to launch a raid with the feeling that bringing down the towers became our way to vent the frustration of what is happening to us and the success of the factions in Gaza to continue kicking us."
Source: Sarayanews.com
Translated by Google
Right Now,
Operation: law and order
many Palestinians who took part in the protest were
brutally arrested from their homes for just seeking justice.
Will still be neutral?
#Support_palstine 🇵🇸
@@ginaamr1179 yea well everything Israeli forces did was legal and most of the bombs hitting Gaza were misfired Hamas rockets and you were right, it is completely irrelevant.
Your cat is plotting to sleep next to you and waiting for you to goto the kitchen.
How to defend yourself from a dog attack: surprise prostate exam!
1:18 earned the like... keeping it real.
No
@@ranjeetsharma4209 not a fan of bad language there??
@@7dtdfil730 also cow 🍺
I'll hubbub heartburn refurb red Ted yes pop yelps hellhole
@@ranjeetsharma4209 still typing out of your ring-piece, I see...
I can’t believe there’s a judge so incompetent that that made it to court
Weird has become the ground state nowadays....
nowadays?
My comment may be irrelevant to the topic of whatever video I'am commenting on.
But I believe it is my duty to share it anyways.
24 May
Gaza in 11 days
🏠🔥(House bombing and displacement)
About two thousand housing units were completely destroyed, while 15,000 units were partially damaged, and more than 75,000 Palestinians were displaced.
💧 🚰 (Water)
50% of the water network has been damaged and about 800,000 people in Gaza do not have regular access to clean drinking water.
🛠️📦(Industrial sector)
More than 300 economic and industrial establishments were damaged and 7 factories were totally demolished.
💊🩺(The medical section)
6 hospitals and 11 health centers were damaged, and the only laboratory to check Corona(Covid-19) was suspended due to the bombing.
🔌💡(Electricity)
31 transformers were damaged and 9 main lines were cut.
📹✒️(Media)
Destruction of the headquarters of 33 media institutions.
🌱🍉(The agricultural sector)
490 agricultural facilities including animal farms, agricultural pools, wells and irrigation networks were damaged.
🕌(places of worship)
3 mosques were completely destroyed, 40 mosques and one church were damaged.
Source📰
AJ+ Arabi Instgram
Google translated
The loss and damage and pain is still ongoing.
An apartheid is literally taking place.
Kids and innocent civilians are beaten, humiliated and arrested on the street.
Lands,and houses are stolen .
Muna: "You are stealing my house".
Yakub (Isreali settler): "And if I don't steal it, someone else is going to steal it."
It is still ongoing but some choose to stay "neutral" some choose to "Justify"
You can't stay neutral when AlAqsa mosque-when of the holiest sites for Muslims- is attacked and worshipers are killed, arrested and injured.
They were praying. They wanted to have a good time but it was taken away from them.
You can't stay neutral when a massacre is taking place.
You can't justify kids slaughter and arrest.
You can't justify bombing civilains' buildings.
Your voice is important.📣
Sign petitions.✒️
spread the word.📱
tweet Hashtags.#️⃣
Quran. com
5:32
That is why We ordained for the Children of Israel that whoever takes a life-unless as a punishment for murder or mischief in the land-it will be as if they killed all of humanity; and whoever saves a life, it will be as if they saved all of humanity.1 ˹Although˺ Our messengers already came to them with clear proofs, many of them still transgressed afterwards through the land.
- Dr. Mustafa Khattab, the Clear Quran
(1)Footnote
Although this is addressed to the Children of Israel, it is applicable to everyone at all times.
Every innocent life matter whatever its race, gender, age, or nationality.
Still many Palestinians are killed with cold blood.
And some believe that Palestinian life is not of any value as a zionist life 🚫
"I think we are miserable.
The Arabs....The Arabs make a terrorist attack.
We need to kill Arabs.
Ehhahahah."
A lady said when answering the host on the street.
~Empire flies channel
(Everyday Israelis Express support for Genocide to Abby Martin ) Video.
"We threw tons of ammunition and fire on them in a way that no one doubts," said the pilot, "D", in an interview conducted by the Hebrew "Channel 12" with a number of pilots who participated in blowing up 9 residential towers in Gaza.
The officer spoke of feelings shared by his colleagues, saying, "I used to go out to launch a raid with the feeling that bringing down the towers became our way to vent the frustration of what is happening to us and the success of the factions in Gaza to continue kicking us."
Source: Sarayanews.com
Translated by Google
Right Now,
Operation: law and order
many Palestinians who took part in the protest were
brutally arrested from their homes for just seeking justice.
Will still be neutral?
#Support_palstine 🇵🇸
Say what you want about cats, but they're all different. I had a cat that played catch with my children when they were little. They would roll a small ball to her, she would stop it with her paw and then roll it back to them.....for hours
I love the lady with 10 cats last name is stranger. Lol.
I remember either reading or being told that the only way to free yourself from a Pitbulls bite was to stick a finger up it's arse years ago. My brain has categorised it under important facts to remember, and reminds me everytime I walk past the local vet and a dog barks at me.
My comment may be irrelevant to the topic of whatever video I'am commenting on.
But I believe it is my duty to share it anyways.
24 May
Gaza in 11 days
🏠🔥(House bombing and displacement)
About two thousand housing units were completely destroyed, while 15,000 units were partially damaged, and more than 75,000 Palestinians were displaced.
💧 🚰 (Water)
50% of the water network has been damaged and about 800,000 people in Gaza do not have regular access to clean drinking water.
🛠️📦(Industrial sector)
More than 300 economic and industrial establishments were damaged and 7 factories were totally demolished.
💊🩺(The medical section)
6 hospitals and 11 health centers were damaged, and the only laboratory to check Corona(Covid-19) was suspended due to the bombing.
🔌💡(Electricity)
31 transformers were damaged and 9 main lines were cut.
📹✒️(Media)
Destruction of the headquarters of 33 media institutions.
🌱🍉(The agricultural sector)
490 agricultural facilities including animal farms, agricultural pools, wells and irrigation networks were damaged.
🕌(places of worship)
3 mosques were completely destroyed, 40 mosques and one church were damaged.
Source📰
AJ+ Arabi Instgram
Google translated
The loss and damage and pain is still ongoing.
An apartheid is literally taking place.
Kids and innocent civilians are beaten, humiliated and arrested on the street.
Lands,and houses are stolen .
Muna: "You are stealing my house".
Yakub (Isreali settler): "And if I don't steal it, someone else is going to steal it."
It is still ongoing but some choose to stay "neutral" some choose to "Justify"
You can't stay neutral when AlAqsa mosque-when of the holiest sites for Muslims- is attacked and worshipers are killed, arrested and injured.
They were praying. They wanted to have a good time but it was taken away from them.
You can't stay neutral when a massacre is taking place.
You can't justify kids slaughter and arrest.
You can't justify bombing civilains' buildings.
Your voice is important.📣
Sign petitions.✒️
spread the word.📱
tweet Hashtags.#️⃣
Quran. com
5:32
That is why We ordained for the Children of Israel that whoever takes a life-unless as a punishment for murder or mischief in the land-it will be as if they killed all of humanity; and whoever saves a life, it will be as if they saved all of humanity.1 ˹Although˺ Our messengers already came to them with clear proofs, many of them still transgressed afterwards through the land.
- Dr. Mustafa Khattab, the Clear Quran
(1)Footnote
Although this is addressed to the Children of Israel, it is applicable to everyone at all times.
Every innocent life matter whatever its race, gender, age, or nationality.
Still many Palestinians are killed with cold blood.
And some believe that Palestinian life is not of any value as a zionist life 🚫
"I think we are miserable.
The Arabs....The Arabs make a terrorist attack.
We need to kill Arabs.
Ehhahahah."
A lady said when answering the host on the street.
~Empire flies channel
(Everyday Israelis Express support for Genocide to Abby Martin ) Video.
"We threw tons of ammunition and fire on them in a way that no one doubts," said the pilot, "D", in an interview conducted by the Hebrew "Channel 12" with a number of pilots who participated in blowing up 9 residential towers in Gaza.
The officer spoke of feelings shared by his colleagues, saying, "I used to go out to launch a raid with the feeling that bringing down the towers became our way to vent the frustration of what is happening to us and the success of the factions in Gaza to continue kicking us."
Source: Sarayanews.com
Translated by Google
Right Now,
Operation: law and order
many Palestinians who took part in the protest were
brutally arrested from their homes for just seeking justice.
Will still be neutral?
#Support_palstine 🇵🇸
To be fair ... you cant fault it for logic... it would definitely get my undivided attention and distract me from whatever I was doing ...
The dog looked so scared when he thought she was about to demonstrate the finger!!!
"And it went AAAAOOOOUUUUUUU!!!"
😂
Oh I see, it's Open Season 2 (the film). The dog wants to get away, the bear comes to get the dog and failing, the owners adamant to keep him
Spectacular, superb and funny news!!!👍😂👍
I cried laughing this entire segment
That man who punched the bear is so fking crazy, He needs to do stand-up!!
Me and my brother adopted a lovely stray cat, that we called muffin, and she was really affectionate, would always sleep either under my quilt, or near my head on my pillow.
I dunno how she managed this, but i woke up early one morning, to hear her going nuts in the front room.
And she had managed to catch a bird, and bring it in from outside, via the catflap we had installed. And it wasn't quite dead so was still semi flying about the room the poor thing😂
Had to turf the cat out and catch the bird, couldn't believe she had managed all that 😂
The cat was bringing you a present to show her appreciation.
You don't know how a cat caught a bird? Really? Domestic cats have decimated local native bird populations in all countries that have adopted them as pets. Having a cat is the worst pet for the environment.
@@bigsteve6729 yo big Steve you kind off missed my point. Try reading again buddy.
Did someone actually try to fly after drinking red bull? 😂
I nearly wet myself when the advert came on and it was for always pads and she said nothing stops me from going ice skating LOL 😂
Regarding that tampon ad - Russell gets it.
Hysterical 😂😂
Why don’t I remember subscribing to this channel?
The dog's thinking... Oh God, he's bullshitting again...
2:05 damn, she learned the 1000 years of death so quickly
It's two-handed, though. It's more like the oil check in wrestling.
@@LokkerG that's what makes it more powerful, she learned to do it with one hand, and in return for a slight decrease in power, it can fit better
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“…THE DOG!…THE DOOOOOOG!” 😂
Hilarious as always!😂
That is a woman who loves her dog!
Oh god, the poor bird hitting the window!
6:10 - I can relate...
I love how both dog stories involve small dogs like chihuahuas.
Great breakdowns
I bloody love U Russ!!!
Cats are probably closer to those in stress b/c they're waiting for them to drop of a heart attack or some stress related death
When it comes to personal grooming, cats and dogs are not ashamed to do it in front of you. 😂😂😂
HE DID NOT PUNCH A BEAR !!! He's FULL of it
Wtf happened to the world? Cats plotting, pigeons doing surgery? An honest man defending his honour, and no one believes him?? 🤣
Pigeons are better than us at finding inconsistencies!
Pigeons were trained to find people lost at sea. They stay focused and have better eyesight than we do!
All they have to do is peck at the target and are very receptive to training since we literally bred them to work for us
Okay, so pigeons might find lost people at sea. But how do they go back to the coast guard and tell them where they are? I mean, all they say is 'B-boob boob boo-boob.'
...Huh, and now I'm beginning to have misgivings about the breast cancer claim as well. It's not identification - sounds more like obsession.
I drank a redbull every day of airborne school while I was in the army. In a way redbull literally gave me my airborne wings.
HELLO FROM SANTA CRUZ, CA
6:04 This report is just someone high stumbling upon the song"She want's me dead"
A friend's Dad used to win "catch the greased piglet" competitions by sticking his finger in ... the wriggling stopped immediately LOL
That bird at the end reminds me of my first tweet..
The pigeon part was brilliant
Russell you are too funny!
That end clip...lol.
8:11 Cat + Ice cream - Brain Freeze
My cat always brought me the full mouse. Sometimes still screaming, into my bed, while I was asleep.
In this fucked up world...full if chaos..Russell Howard is breath of fresh nitrous oxide!!
One of cats is very empathetic and comes to me if I’m upset.
She also woke me up in the night when I was ill with Covid because I was unable to breathe.
Punching a bear in the face is pretty hardcore though
The cat lady has lived a charmed life if a driving test is the most stressful thing she has endured.
It must have been one of those hybrid dog breeds - a Fingerpoo.
Red Bull doesn't give you wings unless drinking too much of it kills you.
0:39 I think Russell nicked that joke from the brilliant Miles Jupp from Mock The Week, still funny though.
Russell you make a strangely good 🐈