Epic Advertising Fails: PART II

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @bluesira
    @bluesira 4 года назад +362

    'Brian the Meme Accountant' seems to be busy lately. Figured I could try my hand at the meme count...
    Say "Hello" to the 'Meme Intern'!
    In today's episode of Business Blaze...
    Script Slaps: 1
    BA DUM BUM BUM-TSHHHHH: 1
    Chair Moves: 1
    "SMASH that Dislike Button": 1
    "Purch' the Merch": 2
    "Allegedly": 3
    Cocaine references: 5
    Crack references: 2
    Simon has trouble talking: 11 (2 Ozzy level mumblings)
    Simon can't pronounce something: 2
    Sam referred to as "our meme Lord": 1
    Digs from Sam: 3
    Hitler w/ kawaii anime girls meme: 1
    Thomas the Train meme: 1
    SCIENCE BITCH meme: 2
    David Bowie albums: 1
    Simon goes off-script to rant about advertising: 10
    Simon goes off-script to rant about ice cream cones: 1
    Stops reading script to yell at Danny: 3
    #CancelSONY: 3
    "Margaret Thatcher ice lolly": 1
    "Hitler ice cream cone": 1
    "Vietnamese DONG": 1
    "Doesn't talk about nuking civilians ...very much": 1
    (And a new count....)
    BLEEPs: 28! (10 were from the Sony Rant. At least 3 were from being jealous of Kendall Jenner's Twitter account. And 1 for Google thinking he's now a Neo-Nazi.)
    I wasn't even sure I was going to be able to count them all. LOL I'm certain there is more that I missed.
    Hope you return soon, Brian!

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +81

      legendary. I missed this.

    • @thedarkknight1971
      @thedarkknight1971 4 года назад +11

      @Simon/Business Blaze... You should do a video on film reviews... If memory serves from another video, strange (and devious things) like promoters would take a reviewers article and selectively take certain sections and use it positively, for example a reviewer would write "This film would be a fantastic film if it wasn't for the dire story line@... and the promoters would use the words "Fantastic Film" - (The reviewers name/Magazine title) on the film poster... Worth checking this and other cheeky promoting tactics to boost film sales.......🤔😏

    • @ArmchairDeity
      @ArmchairDeity 4 года назад +16

      I want to do an annual video of just Simon’s Business Blaze script slaps from that year. Or maybe I will just Rick roll you all in the doobly-doo

    • @jemz2889
      @jemz2889 4 года назад +4

      I've heard about you, first time I've seen it 😂, Ledgend! 👏

    • @Rekuzan
      @Rekuzan 4 года назад +5

      Actually, he's stuck in traffic & it's nice to see interns other than myself.

  • @sarasmr4278
    @sarasmr4278 4 года назад +284

    I want to see Simon in court protesting, "I said ALLEGEDLY!"

    • @cody5596
      @cody5596 4 года назад +4

      We need to petition Sony to take him to court for this exact reason.

    • @Hannah-c8o
      @Hannah-c8o 2 года назад +5

      Slapping papers 😂😭

    • @coheedmorris
      @coheedmorris Год назад

      We could crowd fund a frivolous suit?

  • @perrydowd9285
    @perrydowd9285 4 года назад +309

    A Margaret Thatcher ice lolly: available in vinegar and bitter lemon.
    Edit: Allegedly.

    • @acidroofproductions9378
      @acidroofproductions9378 4 года назад +6

      Malt vinegar or white

    • @COIcultist
      @COIcultist 4 года назад +11

      Licking piss off a nettle flavour.

    • @AnyoneCanSee
      @AnyoneCanSee 4 года назад +11

      I know it's unpopular but if you lived in the UK pre-Thatcher it was live a 2nd world nation. We were called 'the poor man of Europe,' as the UK was in such financial ruin. Everything had been nationalised and nothing worked. We even used to have 'power shedding,' like in India where the lights would just go out for hours at a time. The unions ran the nation into the ground. She came along and created the modern UK economy and saved the country. She closed unprofitable mines and obviously this upset many people but the 1980s boom happened because of her. Even you must have heard of the boom of the 80s. The government can't play to keep open mines that lose money. Even our car manufacturers had been taken over by the government and totally failed.
      I'd add that pre-Thatcher only 3% of people went to University. She turned polytechnics into universities and forced existing ones to double their intake. Now almost half of young people get a chance of university. I remember those on the left arguing that higher education wasn't for the working man and it was a waste of time giving them university places.
      The left has completely rewritten history. But I lived through it.

    • @48917032
      @48917032 4 года назад +8

      @@AnyoneCanSee You lied through it, yes

    • @Trooper_Ish
      @Trooper_Ish 4 года назад +3

      "Edit: Allegedly." lol, Simon just chucks that in as a mild "Plz don't sue me bro"

  • @LtColShingSides
    @LtColShingSides 4 года назад +370

    Your neighbors are probably putting up sound proofing because of all the Yoko "singing".

    • @LizRealGirlBeauty
      @LizRealGirlBeauty 4 года назад +31

      And they're sick of someone screaming about the infidels.

    • @Erin-Thor
      @Erin-Thor 4 года назад +19

      Ryan C - YES! I live in Dallas, Texas and Simon's Yoko singing made ME run to Home Depot for sound proofing and I’m on another continent. 🤪

    • @fatalgravity
      @fatalgravity 4 года назад +17

      Allegedly.

    • @___LC___
      @___LC___ 4 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +67

      I once played Yoko Ono, quietly, through headphones, in the closet.
      They came over, knocked on the door and asked me to stop.

  • @bobthompson4319
    @bobthompson4319 4 года назад +249

    What really bothers me about the RUclips monetization is when they demonetize a video more than half the time they still have ads on them. So its only demonetized for the RUclipsr.

    • @SuperPickle15
      @SuperPickle15 4 года назад +4

      Well yeah. Its a compromise so the video doesnt get tooken down.

    • @abbie_joan
      @abbie_joan 4 года назад +31

      @@SuperPickle15 yeah but kinda like saying "you wont get payed for cursing but we still will" and if the youtubers don't get payed then it's only fair that RUclips doesn't either

    • @Daviticus042
      @Daviticus042 4 года назад +2

      @@abbie_joan *paid

    • @mikejohnson3343
      @mikejohnson3343 4 года назад +1

      @@SuperPickle15 taken

    • @lloydevans2900
      @lloydevans2900 Год назад

      It seems unfair, and from the perspective of someone who has made a video for which they actually want the monetisation, it absolutely is unfair. But that's not the only way to look at this: Another factor is that videos with no adverts on them tend to be more popular, mainly because you don't have the annoyance of ads randomly popping up mid-video or the ads which play before the video starts, some of which you can skip past after 5 seconds, but if the ad is only 20 seconds long (or less), you can't skip it at all. RUclips obviously sees the value of videos without ads, which is why the "youtube premium" exists, where you pay for the privilege of not having ads.
      So if demonetised videos automatically had all ads removed from them, there would be an easy way for anyone who didn't want ads on their videos to guarantee that outcome: Just insert a few key words somewhere in the video which you know that the monetisation algorithm will detect and mark that video for demonetisation and hence automatically remove ads from it. Anyone who didn't care whether their videos were monetised or not (there are plenty of people who don't use youtube for this) would then have a straightforward and easy way to not have ads on their videos.
      All of which isn't to say that I agree with or otherwise support the youtube policies on this, but I would bet real money that youtube thought of the above before I did, and that this is the reason why they still have ads on demonetised videos.

  • @DannySalter
    @DannySalter 4 года назад +495

    If it seems like the Bonus Fact appeared to finish mid-sentence, that's because Simon must have experienced problems when printing out the script and ripping it to bits.
    Here's the other half of the Bonus Fact, just try and imagine Simon narrating this in your head:
    "One home furnishing company in Mumbai launched a line of bed sheets and pillow cases which went under the name of “The Nazi Collection”.
    But they defended their branding by pointing out that Nazi simply stood for New Arrival Zone for India, which would have been a good excuse if it had made any kind of sense whatsoever.
    Meanwhile, two businessmen in Ahmedabad found themselves in hot water in 2012 when they faced a backlash over the naming of their clothing store.
    They’d gone with the simple, snappy name of 'Hitler', complete with a red swastika in the company logo.
    After bowing to pressure to change the name, one of the owners summed up the very real reason why so much Hitler-branded stuff seems to be quite innocently popping up all over India.
    “I was not aware of Hitler being responsible for the killings of six million people before the shop's inauguration. The shop’s name was a tribute to my late grandfather who was very strict. This time I will choose a non-controversial name."
    Allegedly, the new ‘Harold Shipman’ clothing store has since gone on to pick up a clutch of awards for highly efficient customer service.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +102

      HHahahah yes, I find this page in part II ;D

    • @LizRealGirlBeauty
      @LizRealGirlBeauty 4 года назад +87

      Danny, Simon let you have access to the internet while locked in the cell he built for you in his basement?!
      I mean, ALLEGEDLY.

    • @mwindanji6714
      @mwindanji6714 4 года назад +30

      @@LizRealGirlBeauty I heard they even let him get rid of the dial-up connection. But they made him keep the VDT monitor to save on heating the cell.

    • @OzzieTheHead
      @OzzieTheHead 4 года назад +7

      Legend

    • @Rekuzan
      @Rekuzan 4 года назад +17

      Hey, what happened to the meme counter written by Rich?

  • @Furudal
    @Furudal 4 года назад +186

    Sony claiming the cash for Winston’s speeches? Maybe the Japanese won after all...

    • @nickvickers9357
      @nickvickers9357 4 года назад +4

      Good call good sir. Good call indeed

    • @jonathanlarue5819
      @jonathanlarue5819 4 года назад +2

      Awesome!!!!

    • @ClassicRiki
      @ClassicRiki 3 года назад +2

      They were clearly annoyed because of the nuclear weapon video. Neither videos are a win for Japan. Sony can fuc* off

    • @nanofate4118
      @nanofate4118 3 года назад +1

      I don't think Sony holds copyrights for anything related to Churchill so I don't know why they claimed anything

    • @jatley91
      @jatley91 3 года назад +6

      @@nanofate4118 all footage not purchased by the British government are owned and administered by Curtis Brown on behalf of his literacy estate. I assume they use Sony to administer their copyright on the internet for a fee as they would have a much better system for handling copyright infringement.

  • @skyonestar6941
    @skyonestar6941 4 года назад +205

    "I should probably work on my introductions"
    No you don't Simon. You're already perfect.

    • @EMurph42
      @EMurph42 4 года назад +3

      SkyOneStar THIS☝️

    • @cheaterman49
      @cheaterman49 4 года назад +2

      I actually posted a long comment on the subject - this intro was pretty much on the spot, there's just nothing more to say about it!

    • @DRUKENHOBO
      @DRUKENHOBO 4 года назад +1

      HE STILL FORGETS HIS MEMEOLOGIST

    • @zipp4everyone263
      @zipp4everyone263 4 года назад +3

      Simon is, the introductions ....well...

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +5

      Legend.

  • @dustanglx50
    @dustanglx50 4 года назад +72

    I want that T-shirt with the word "Allegedly" under the face.

  • @MO-uy5gq
    @MO-uy5gq 4 года назад +241

    This is my favorite of his billion channels .he just sounds like he's having so much fun with it

    • @Lazy_Tim
      @Lazy_Tim 4 года назад +7

      Simon actually only has 2 channels. This and MegaProjects. The rest he's basically the presenter with some input.

    • @EMurph42
      @EMurph42 4 года назад +22

      Tim Gooding I appreciate the distinction but he works his ass off on all 7. He is the face and voice of all 7.

    • @callabeth258
      @callabeth258 4 года назад

      Marlon Orantes same!

    • @asjmpickle
      @asjmpickle 4 года назад +1

      @@Lazy_Tim he technically has 7 but only officially owns two.
      its a nuanced thing but really just say he has 7

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +33

      @@Lazy_Tim That's not true. It's interesting how people seem to assume that I just present the other channels.

  • @jphilb
    @jphilb 4 года назад +190

    Two Blazes in one week!! Don’t know if I can handle that! Allegedly.

    • @biggayal4149
      @biggayal4149 4 года назад +10

      I had to delete my comment because you already used "allegedly" allegedly whoopsie

    • @Ekklo
      @Ekklo 4 года назад +9

      ...allegedly

    • @seangannon6081
      @seangannon6081 4 года назад

      Too bad you both used it wrong

    • @thisisfarta9693
      @thisisfarta9693 4 года назад +3

      Sean Gannon allegedly

    • @juliemckinney4369
      @juliemckinney4369 4 года назад +1

      I heard it was a sick blaze

  • @georgehill8285
    @georgehill8285 4 года назад +24

    Simon: You’re here for facts.
    Me: No, I’m here for the rambling experience.

  • @ididitlikethis2273
    @ididitlikethis2273 4 года назад +168

    “Host: Cocaine Dude” Well Sam this is wall street, did you expect him to drink coffee?

    • @SplotchTheCatThing
      @SplotchTheCatThing 4 года назад +3

      That's not Danny it's Sam the editor. And he clearly didn't want to draw attention to himself after saying something like that :D

    • @ididitlikethis2273
      @ididitlikethis2273 4 года назад +1

      Edit:Sam was the editor

    • @remlatzargonix1329
      @remlatzargonix1329 4 года назад +1

      Casey Fender ...yup, cocaine fuels the business world....

    • @ChristophersMum
      @ChristophersMum 4 года назад +1

      Coffee...Columbian grown...!!

    • @beaubeaukitty5301
      @beaubeaukitty5301 4 года назад +2

      He's got us all fooled that coffee cup is half empty and filled with el primo colombian Cocaine! Not Coffee! In spanish its pronounced Coca~Yeena

  • @sibire8284
    @sibire8284 4 года назад +72

    "It *was* the biggest genocide in history..."
    Stalin, Mao, countless other communists: "Hold my famine"

    • @warrendavis8654
      @warrendavis8654 4 года назад +19

      I'm pretty sure that killing 95% of native Americans and other indigenous groups around the world was actually the biggest genocide.

    • @Lineandsinker87
      @Lineandsinker87 4 года назад +6

      Actually the world's biggest genocide is still in progress , it's called successive governments.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +19

      @@Lineandsinker87 BA DA BUM BUM TSHSHSHSHSHHSHSHSHSH

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 4 года назад +15

      @@warrendavis8654 I think that one might be counted as a number of separate genocides because it was not only the british but also the spanish, the portuguese, the french...
      The Holocaust might be the biggest genocide if you define genocide as a deliberate killing of an ethnic group with a clear intention of eliminating the group as a whole. Like, there were of cause mass executions and murders in the americas as well, but I think the biggest bodycount is actually on european diseases as well as hunger rather than outright murder.

    • @bretert
      @bretert 4 года назад

      @@darthplagueis13 They are not European diseases though they were brought into Europe.

  • @RayneZerati
    @RayneZerati 4 года назад +178

    Danny: ::Writes massive script::
    Simon: Whyyyy?!?
    Danny: Let me out of the basement.
    Simon: No.
    Danny: Deal with it!
    Simon:....... Damn.

    • @Amccordford
      @Amccordford 4 года назад +9

      Then Danny writes bigger and bigger scripts until Simon lets him out. ;P

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply 4 года назад +11

      It's a brilliant plan, you see. Once the stack of scripts gets tall enough, Simon will have no choice but to store them in the basement next to the radiator.
      Then it will be Danny's time to shine.
      Sorry, Shimmy. It will be Danny's time to shimmy up the stack and out the basement window.

    • @JacquelineUnderwood
      @JacquelineUnderwood 4 года назад +3

      FlakPengu shhh, let them have their fun 😂

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply 4 года назад +4

      @FlakPengu I resent the implication that there are some things I haven't yet overthought.
      *storms off angrily, however in the wrong direction and has to sheepishly wander back*

    • @GTLees
      @GTLees 4 года назад +4

      This is excellent! Keep at it folks, the comment section is always part of the show.

  • @tinashetf
    @tinashetf 4 года назад +1

    That sony rant 😂😂😂. Thanks Simon. We need that

  • @samaravadi3
    @samaravadi3 4 года назад +155

    Simon: I need to become RUclips algorithm friendly
    Also Simon: Cocaine dude

    • @tew020
      @tew020 4 года назад +13

      Allegedly.

    • @michaelwilts5349
      @michaelwilts5349 4 года назад +6

      I assume after the assumption of losing monetization for mentioning Hitler, they were just like, "F*ck it."

    • @GTLees
      @GTLees 4 года назад +1

      RUclips gets more absurd with each passing day. I would love to see introduction videos from their board of censors 'cause they've gotta be a FUN bunch.

  • @MudderFukker-m6g
    @MudderFukker-m6g 4 года назад +16

    "Hitler" brand Ice cream cones... sales are flat, production ends.
    ...
    Meanwhile, "Hitler" brand propane barbecues corner the global market.

  • @Scheistermeister
    @Scheistermeister 4 года назад +251

    After the Sony rant, I would love to hear him when he seriously rages.

    • @ZCasPlays
      @ZCasPlays 4 года назад +24

      The best part, "Right, Sony, ya little bitch. Allegedly."

    • @Field_Marshal_Emu
      @Field_Marshal_Emu 4 года назад +6

      I was amazed to hear that people still payed for movies.

    • @wendyokoopa7048
      @wendyokoopa7048 4 года назад +6

      @@Field_Marshal_Emu if it's worth it I will. Hell I bought and saw in theaters detective pikachu

    • @falkonklan1622
      @falkonklan1622 4 года назад +3

      I'm honestly slow clapping for Simon right now

    • @ZeldaboyOG
      @ZeldaboyOG 4 года назад +1

      Ken are you related to Karl?

  • @MikeJBeebe
    @MikeJBeebe 4 года назад +21

    "We can't epic blaze ALL the time..."
    Oh yes we can!!

    • @WardOfSouls
      @WardOfSouls 4 года назад +3

      Do you really want to degrade the epicness of the epic blaze? Would you really get excited over "average blaze"?
      Marketing. It happens.

    • @johntrimpe2032
      @johntrimpe2032 2 месяца назад

      Epic Blaze soooo much it'll make Hell seem like an EZ bake oven.

  • @14rs2
    @14rs2 4 года назад +88

    Everyone:
    Business blaze:
    Everyone:
    Business blaze: ALLEGEDLY!!!

  • @benjaminepstein5856
    @benjaminepstein5856 7 месяцев назад +2

    So, Simon says "obituary please" instead of "obituary piece". The former is my new go to for when a dead person said something absolutely ridiculous.
    Also, at, 7:57, a joke was missed when Danny used "shitstorm" instead of "furor".

  • @aarghitsjesta
    @aarghitsjesta 4 года назад +48

    "What is Business Blaze?"
    'A recurring insight into the bizarre sustenance *allegedly fueling a man locked in the basement'

  • @TopazTaryth
    @TopazTaryth 4 года назад +3

    Gawd, Simon - I *LOVE* when your train of thought gets de-railed and you go off on a rant! It really makes my day, thank you very much!

  • @ancientsociety79
    @ancientsociety79 4 года назад +29

    I like how Simon is brutally honest. "The last one did REALLY well, so let's do another. It's easy content."

  • @masterred82
    @masterred82 4 года назад +21

    Business Blaze: *America and U.K*
    The rest of the World: Am i a joke to you?

  • @steves_thoughts
    @steves_thoughts 4 года назад +75

    Sam's secret revenge episode, "Blazing the Blaze: Simon tripping on his tongue, a montage"

    • @MikeCoville
      @MikeCoville 4 года назад +2

      Sam was brutal this episode. Simone needs to step up his game before Sam destroys him.

    • @bluesira
      @bluesira 4 года назад +1

      It would just be all proper names.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +4

      awfj ejio3

    • @steves_thoughts
      @steves_thoughts 4 года назад +1

      @@brainblaze6526 covfefe?

  • @mg5347
    @mg5347 4 года назад +1

    There are no builders, Danny's just trying to escape

  • @werdarastrix
    @werdarastrix 4 года назад +72

    Simon.. Bro! You DO realize YOU'RE the "bald geography teacher" that Danny had teenagers snorting lines off, right? (Asked of the host of 'Geographics' on YT)
    Kudos to you, Danny. A burn so deep, Simon didn't even notice!

  • @amandacureton
    @amandacureton 4 года назад +2

    "Welcome to Business Blaze, sometimes there are rants." Simon, please never stop ranting. You are a *Legend*

  • @aceofarrows
    @aceofarrows 4 года назад +102

    T-shirt idea: "[Large Business Blaze Logo] Facts with Fun. Allegedly."

  • @helpyourselfimbusy5747
    @helpyourselfimbusy5747 4 года назад +3

    Simon: “I’ve gotta work on my introductions.”
    All of us, Danny too probably: “Don’t you dare.”
    Seriously, great work!

  • @ZachariahFournier
    @ZachariahFournier 4 года назад +38

    cake cone vs waffle cone, the shop i worked in served both and asked each customer which they liked. It's the low key version of twizzlers vs red vines

    • @kirkw1740
      @kirkw1740 4 года назад +6

      Don't forget sugar cones!

    • @ZachariahFournier
      @ZachariahFournier 4 года назад +3

      @@kirkw1740 of course! how could I forget sugar cones, the waffle cone's baby cousin.

    • @stephenwright8824
      @stephenwright8824 4 года назад +2

      @@kirkw1740 I thought that was what Simon was talking about when he said "tastier cones." Sugar cones are the best. He's right about the other ones -- taste like nothing at all. Like a dessert tomato.

    • @Duke00x
      @Duke00x 4 года назад +1

      @@ZachariahFournier I always knew the "cake" cone as the wafer cone.

  • @LeadTrumpet1
    @LeadTrumpet1 2 года назад +1

    12:30 The US in the 90s was certainly not going to allow an ad of a teen snorting drugs. Not when the “War on Drugs” was in full swing.

  • @shaeker
    @shaeker 4 года назад +85

    Can we please have an episode, about all the jobs Danny has had? #freedanny

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +26

      We're gradually learning over time.

    • @maryalicefrazier2817
      @maryalicefrazier2817 4 года назад +1

      It could be an ongoing list that gets updated weekly

    • @jannadevries9067
      @jannadevries9067 4 года назад +1

      That would be very good, can I find this list anywhere?

  • @timothyneiswander3151
    @timothyneiswander3151 4 года назад +36

    #cancelSony
    I can smell the value of their stock lowering as I type.

    • @kaiseremotion854
      @kaiseremotion854 4 года назад +1

      New ratchet and clank new crash bandicoot. Sony stock up 300%

    • @timothyneiswander3151
      @timothyneiswander3151 4 года назад +1

      ohtay karen von killjoy
      take a shit break

    • @wendyokoopa7048
      @wendyokoopa7048 4 года назад

      @@kaiseremotion854 crash bandicoot is all platform

    • @cody5596
      @cody5596 4 года назад

      @kaiser emotion This was very obviously a joke.

  • @atiqahyazid5529
    @atiqahyazid5529 4 года назад +28

    A Blaze video after a long shift of essential Covid-19 work? Bless your blazed soul, Simon.

  • @cbygelightbulb
    @cbygelightbulb 4 года назад +4

    Danny, "Two camps, either rich people like Margret Thatcher or you are from the North and hate her." Or you're Irish and you have much better reasons to hate Margret Thatcher

  • @Rekuzan
    @Rekuzan 4 года назад +67

    Others: "Isn't he supposed to just shut up & read the script?" Me: "Kind of..." Others: "Does he always do that?" Me: "Where would you like me to start???"

    • @ChristophersMum
      @ChristophersMum 4 года назад +9

      That comment should be in the description...for those who just don't get it...

    • @fleggitier
      @fleggitier 4 года назад +6

      @@ChristophersMum Allegedly.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +18

      I DO WHATEVER I WANT.

    • @Rekuzan
      @Rekuzan 4 года назад +5

      @@brainblaze6526 Eeeeexactly! Those of us who like it, will! Everyone else can just piss off!

    • @stefanmuntean5289
      @stefanmuntean5289 4 года назад +3

      @@Rekuzan smash that button 😃

  • @MsAngrybutterfly
    @MsAngrybutterfly 4 года назад +1

    I'm a subscriber to Simon's other channels and this is my new favorite. I feel him on the construction noise. I swear every house on my block is being remodeled.

  • @bevis5372
    @bevis5372 4 года назад +43

    I'm going to put "allegedly" after every insult now, thanks Simon

    • @LizRealGirlBeauty
      @LizRealGirlBeauty 4 года назад +4

      Just the insults?

    • @___LC___
      @___LC___ 4 года назад +4

      Allegedly

    • @bevis5372
      @bevis5372 4 года назад +3

      @@LizRealGirlBeauty With everything. "I'm just going up to the shops to buy bread....allegedly."

  • @1963Iota
    @1963Iota 4 года назад +3

    "If Aldof Hitler......😳. Oh God, there goes my monetization 🤦🏾‍♂️"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelsimmons3872
    @michaelsimmons3872 4 года назад +51

    “What’s Business Blaze?” “....Yes.”

  • @Vyppaaa11
    @Vyppaaa11 4 года назад +2

    In the US the cheap ice cream cone is called a "cake cone" while the better cones are either "sugar cones" or "waffle cones" which are two separate cone types.

    • @smooshiebear80
      @smooshiebear80 Год назад

      Really? I’ve never heard of cake cones or sugar cones. I guess I’ve just thought of classic cones and waffle cones, which as amazing.

    • @smooshiebear80
      @smooshiebear80 Год назад

      Waffle cones, btw, have an actual waffle pattern. They tend to be made with different ingredients pressed into into a flat sheet, then pressed with a waffle iron, and shaped into a classic cone shape. They are usually huge, too!

  • @Sandy.J.Lloyd.Sr.
    @Sandy.J.Lloyd.Sr. 4 года назад +60

    Danny took your scissors because he told you to stop running with them.

    • @GTLees
      @GTLees 4 года назад +1

      It's a M-m-M-a-A-A-a-D-h-o-O-o-O-u-s-e!!

  • @bamacopeland4372
    @bamacopeland4372 4 года назад +2

    Third time watching this video, it's amazing how it still makes me laugh. Also trying to explain this channel to my friends and family is so hard. The best description I can come up with is "Simon reads the script that he's never read and before on different subjects. He throws in a rant or two or many. We have lots of laughs and joke about cocaine."

  • @artificernathaniel3287
    @artificernathaniel3287 4 года назад +83

    Oh boy, simon harpooning Sony until he has cost them thousands of dollars in lost sales? Ripping into Sony might be a fun bit of each new video now 😎

    • @Falcodrin
      @Falcodrin 4 года назад +3

      Yea don't pirate Sony stuff. I got a nice legal letter like 3 years ago for pirating the original Jurassic Park...

    • @jonathantrue2812
      @jonathantrue2812 4 года назад +1

      @@Falcodrin that's what surfshark is for!

    • @Falcodrin
      @Falcodrin 4 года назад +1

      @@jonathantrue2812 I was still an idiot that thought I was invisible on the internet. I was using freaking popcorn time and had even opted out of the built in vpn so I could have higher res.

    • @FHL-Devils
      @FHL-Devils 4 года назад +4

      @@Falcodrin - Please explain how a Winston Churchill speech can be copywrite-claimed though. That's falling off the deep end of reason.

    • @biggamer500
      @biggamer500 4 года назад +3

      @@FHL-Devils They may own the rights for the recording, because they bought and archived it.

  • @TheSalamander_
    @TheSalamander_ 4 года назад +3

    The bald-headed cool geography teacher is basically the energy that Simon reps.

  • @sydr
    @sydr 4 года назад +52

    Could you do a video on companies in the roman/greek times - how and what they were, how big they could get etc?

    • @bethroesch2156
      @bethroesch2156 4 года назад +8

      That's a great idea. I'd be curious to know how they did business and how it compares to today's business

    • @LoneWoIfPack19
      @LoneWoIfPack19 4 года назад +7

      I would love that as well.

    • @lakesheppard5466
      @lakesheppard5466 4 года назад +4

      Do this

    • @jamescole8049
      @jamescole8049 4 года назад +1

      I like that idea! Simon? Thought?

    • @biggayal4149
      @biggayal4149 4 года назад +2

      I'm on board with that! I'm totally interested in that! Great idea.....

  • @barryhall7
    @barryhall7 4 года назад +5

    Don't stop, I laughed so much my spots fell off 😂🤣👍

  • @1701spacecadet
    @1701spacecadet 4 года назад +52

    Failed advertising campaign slogans:
    Perch the merch. (Allegedly).

    • @biggayal4149
      @biggayal4149 4 года назад

      It has me sold. I want it now.

    • @___LC___
      @___LC___ 4 года назад

      🎣

    • @ColumineMiette
      @ColumineMiette 4 года назад +1

      I'd purchase a shirt that said that.
      Allegedly.

    • @___LC___
      @___LC___ 4 года назад +1

      Purple Melody (ColumineMiette) They are in progress!!! Simon won’t need sponsors for this channel, because his merch will support it. Love the Blaze!

  • @randallflagg9498
    @randallflagg9498 4 года назад +3

    We all know really that Sam holds all the power in business blaze. He’s the only one that can truly troll Simon. Allegedly.

  • @kroushtwilight5487
    @kroushtwilight5487 4 года назад +47

    Simon: "Wow, spit went everywhere on that one."
    me: *screams internally in COVID lockdown*
    #CancelSony

    • @theangryaustralian7624
      @theangryaustralian7624 4 года назад

      Wow still in quarantine...U can walk outside now ey

    • @kroushtwilight5487
      @kroushtwilight5487 4 года назад +3

      @@theangryaustralian7624 I live in the U.S. and have many medical issues. Not ready to sacrifice myself to the Capitalist Pigs yet ;)

  • @SuperBeardWill
    @SuperBeardWill 4 года назад +2

    Sam's memes were on point in this. Sam's page and the Ozzy ones slayed me!

  • @pmsavenger
    @pmsavenger 4 года назад +23

    If it makes you feel any better, I can't even remember the last time I paid for a Sony movie. Allegedly.

  • @DoctaOsiris
    @DoctaOsiris 4 года назад +3

    More like ACME Cream... 🤣
    That's all folks! 🤣
    I'll let myself out... 🤦‍♂️💥

  • @redmoon383
    @redmoon383 4 года назад +24

    Simon jokes about about Rick rolling us with a youtube link but what about when he learns how to hyperlink? Then we'll never know on mobile

  • @Bizzymuma
    @Bizzymuma 4 года назад +1

    I am just glad i decided to watch this when I wasn't at work when. Ive been laughing too loudly through the whole thing. Thanks Danny for rambling, Simon for Legending and Sam for rocking the memes like a King. i needed the laugh.

  • @gregorypolander9014
    @gregorypolander9014 4 года назад +34

    How did Sony get the rights for one of the most famous video clips of all time that must be in public domain? 😳

    • @mr_byebye
      @mr_byebye 4 года назад +14

      All historical footage is in public domain Sony illegally called copyright Warner did it with happy birthday song they lost a lot of money for there false accusations of owning the song sony can be in the same boat

    • @Magmafrost13
      @Magmafrost13 4 года назад +3

      The short of it is: Sony can do whatever the fuck they want, regardless of whether they have any legal basis for doing so. RUclips copyright claims arent a legally binding thing, they're entirely a youtube thing, which means legal copyright ownership, fair use, etc, dont, from a legal perspective, actually matter.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +18

      Because fuck Sony

    • @mr_byebye
      @mr_byebye 4 года назад

      Sony can not do what they want. It's just not enough people will push the issue that's why

    • @mr_byebye
      @mr_byebye 4 года назад

      @Kat Murphy you know it

  • @millermonsterair
    @millermonsterair 4 года назад +5

    "it was the biggest genocide in history"...
    Stalin: "hold my beer. those are rookie numbers"

    • @Nico-od4yv
      @Nico-od4yv 4 года назад +2

      Stalin also killed many people but when it comes to genocide, which is specifically the attempt to exterminate a whole ethnic or religious group, the Holocaust is still the worst atrocity.

    • @millermonsterair
      @millermonsterair 4 года назад

      @@Nico-od4yv rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @JoRiver11
      @JoRiver11 4 года назад

      I think that I heard a saying something along the lines of "Hitler was up to his knees in blood, but only because he was standing on Stalin's shoulders".
      Well, that's the gist of it, anyway.

  • @marcoabyss
    @marcoabyss 4 года назад +29

    Business Blaze: Facts with Fun.
    i'd purch a merch with that printed on it

    • @Nuck-Fo0bZz
      @Nuck-Fo0bZz 4 года назад +1

      Black Metal much?

    • @marcoabyss
      @marcoabyss 4 года назад +2

      @@Nuck-Fo0bZz black metal ist krieg

    • @Nuck-Fo0bZz
      @Nuck-Fo0bZz 4 года назад

      @@marcoabyss trve kvlt

    • @midlifeduck7040
      @midlifeduck7040 4 года назад

      Did you see the link in the description for his merch because I didn't.

    • @clanoftheducks1850
      @clanoftheducks1850 4 года назад +1

      Read that as "I'd punch a merch with that printed on it".
      So I counter my misreading with: "I'd punch my my fist right against the guy wearing the merch's fist"

  • @foromador9024
    @foromador9024 4 года назад +19

    You should start a patreon or something so that you can do the occasional non-monetizable video worry free

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +15

      Not a big fan of Patreon. If a video doesn't get monetised, so be it. Most of them do :)

    • @shaggyspade2468
      @shaggyspade2468 3 года назад

      @@brainblaze6526 but imagine how epic that video could be!!!

  • @mammuchan8923
    @mammuchan8923 4 года назад +26

    Oh dear I was hoping to see “Tsar Bomba” next on Megaprojects🤯

    • @TecraX2
      @TecraX2 4 года назад

      He's already done that on Geographics; "Severny: Where the USSR Tested the Biggest Nuke in History" ruclips.net/video/ASwBItUKzWo/видео.html

    • @theenzoferrari458
      @theenzoferrari458 4 года назад

      @@TecraX2 hey dummy. He said megaprojects. Not some other channel. Lmao.

  • @thedarkknight1971
    @thedarkknight1971 4 года назад

    Another video having me in stitches many times while watching Simon in shock, awe, or just exclaiming outrage at various facts and personalities... and stumbling over his words too hahaha

  • @GeneralNickles
    @GeneralNickles 4 года назад +23

    I love that after all these years, Rick rolling is still a thing.

    • @jackbridge5780
      @jackbridge5780 4 года назад

      And i still have no idea what it is, sounds like a prank to trick people

    • @GeneralNickles
      @GeneralNickles 4 года назад +1

      @@jackbridge5780 it's mostly joke a harmless misdirection joke.
      You click a link that you think leads to something specific, but it leads to a video of "never gonna give you up" by Rick Astley.

    • @jackbridge5780
      @jackbridge5780 4 года назад +1

      @@GeneralNickles oh lol thanks

    • @choklityum
      @choklityum Год назад

      @General Nickles - yeah, almost 3 years and I've only recently discovered Simon. 😮 And this is off-topic, but I have to know... is Nickles actually your last name? It's my maiden name and I've not come across anyone with the same spelling.

    • @GeneralNickles
      @GeneralNickles Год назад

      @@choklityum no. It was the last name of my high school's vice principal.

  • @Mattteus
    @Mattteus 4 года назад +1

    Thatcher ice lollies sounds awesome. They should have no sugar and be super sour.

  • @christopherconard2831
    @christopherconard2831 4 года назад +27

    I'm sure all those uploads on Pirate Bay from WhistlingRevenge are merely a coincidence.

    • @___LC___
      @___LC___ 4 года назад +8

      Allegedly

    • @todddougherty9492
      @todddougherty9492 4 года назад +2

      Don’t sue me

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +4

      What's the pirate bay? I have no idea because I didn't spend the weekend pirating Sony's shit.

    • @todddougherty9492
      @todddougherty9492 4 года назад +1

      Business Blaze: Allegedly

    • @___LC___
      @___LC___ 4 года назад

      Business Blaze #cancelsony

  • @nataliegebhard4175
    @nataliegebhard4175 4 года назад +2

    Business Blaze is facts with Simon telling us how he really feels.

  • @j.t7442
    @j.t7442 4 года назад +53

    Hey, what happened to that one guy who was counting all of the references and stuff? Haven't seen him in the comments lately.

    • @clanoftheducks1850
      @clanoftheducks1850 4 года назад +13

      A prayer for a fallen hero.
      To be honest though, I hope he is fine and just got quit because was Simon messing with him. Allegedly.

    • @LoveNathasha
      @LoveNathasha 4 года назад +8

      I hope he’s okay and doesn’t have corona or something D:

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +11

      I miss him

    • @kindoflame
      @kindoflame 4 года назад

      He's back and pinned!

  • @timnichol6566
    @timnichol6566 4 года назад +1

    Business blaze has officially become my favorite channel. Keep the " alleged " good work coming lol!!!

  • @RyanPurcell
    @RyanPurcell 4 года назад +17

    "I'm so confused by this, like, American royalty."
    Noooooo!!

    • @remlatzargonix1329
      @remlatzargonix1329 4 года назад +3

      Ryan Purcell ...what?...uhm, yes....look at all the dynasties in American politics.......(both Adams presidents, Roosevelt presidents, bush presidents, the kennedys, Clintons, Cuomo's, etc.) and in other spheres.....The USA was a founded by a coup d'état (started by the military and for the benefit of rich and landowners) and was setup so that the presidency would be determined by a cabal of wealthy landowners (the electoral college) and not by the citizenry who actually voted for them.....

    • @nicholasavasthi9879
      @nicholasavasthi9879 4 года назад +4

      Remlat Zargonix Ok... first off the Roosevelt presidents had nothing to do with one another. They were extremely distant relatives (4 times removed I believe) and never even met. Second the Kennedys were a pair of brothers who influenced American politics together because they were both extremely popular, not successive generations. The same can be said of the Clintons. Both are politically active, but after their deaths their families are unlikely to continue in politics.
      America is not an example of dynastic families ruling for generation after generation. Even the most extreme examples like Adams and Cuomo only last one generation, not hundreds of years. Royalty by definition is supposed to last hundreds of years.
      Also with a royal lineage you have the principle of divine right, the idea that only those of royal blood should have any say in how a state operates, and indeed that any state without a monarch is illegitimate. It’s that last bit that’s why governments like Britain are “Her Majesty’s Government”.
      There are also plenty of counter-examples of prominent politicians from humble origins, such as Andrew Jackson, James K. Polk, Millard Fillmore, Abraham Lincoln, Andrew Johnson, Rutherford B. Hayes, James A. Garfield, Harry Truman, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Ronald Regan. I limited myself to presidents an each of those individuals were either from quite poor, or outright impoverished families. I ignored individuals from middle class families which make up more of the presidents than any other group.
      So no. America does not have royalty.

    • @ItsJustLisa
      @ItsJustLisa 4 года назад +3

      Nicholas Avasthi, Teddy gave Eleanor away when she married Franklin because her dad, Teddy’s younger brother, had been dead about 10 years.
      And Simon is using the term royalty very loosely, not the literal, monarchal definition.

    • @nicholasavasthi9879
      @nicholasavasthi9879 4 года назад +3

      Just Lisa Simon is. I have no issue with Simon’s point as he was talking more about celebrity. My comment was in response to Remlat Zargonix asserting that American politics are dynastic in nature.

    • @corvuszorcath398
      @corvuszorcath398 4 года назад +1

      Nicholas Avasthi with all due respect it’s not about dynasty, I hate how modern society looks down on royalty such as prince and princesses, queens and kings saying all men are treated equally. Then turn around and idolises celebrities and their children in the exact same manner as would have been given to that of Nobel blood.
      It’s a hypocrisy and saying celebrities made themselves is also full of crap when half of them don’t have any talent or skill and just live off of their fame then their children is born into fame and live an easy life with the elite and then the past if frowned upon when the exact same is happening now, it’s idiotic.

  • @dudepool7530
    @dudepool7530 4 года назад +3

    "We can't be epic blazing all the time!" Tell that to my bong!

  • @peten2956
    @peten2956 4 года назад +11

    I generally end up loving these videos so much I SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON within the first 60 seconds.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +1

      Legend.

    • @streamdancer
      @streamdancer 4 года назад +1

      @@brainblaze6526 I smash the like at the first instance of you telling me to smash the dislike. ;)

  • @passiert1027
    @passiert1027 4 года назад +1

    I'd love to watch Simon rip into MLMs on this channel 😆

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 года назад

      He doesn't want to get sued, and they will absolutely sue for just pointing out the truth.

    • @passiert1027
      @passiert1027 4 года назад

      @@OtakuUnitedStudio Fair point. Though I think Danny could work it out. There are loads of public earnings statements out there and some of these companies are already blocked from operation in some countries/states for being pyramid schemes already (or actively under investigation). Maybe for safety, Siman could be very liberal with the use of 'allegedly'. 🤷‍♀️😁

  • @___LC___
    @___LC___ 4 года назад +13

    Host: cocaine dude
    Writer: current job, dunno what happens next
    💀

  • @marissabones
    @marissabones 4 года назад +1

    I can't even put into words how grateful I am that Simon doesn't know about the Kardashians

  • @syotos42
    @syotos42 4 года назад +45

    SIMON STAYED ON TOPIC AND DIDNT TANGENT INTO POLITICAL CONTROVERSIES. DISLIKE SMASHED

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +4

      Outrageous.

    • @streamdancer
      @streamdancer 4 года назад +1

      @@brainblaze6526 allegedly...

    • @大野愛輝
      @大野愛輝 4 года назад

      Are you joking or serious?

    • @syotos42
      @syotos42 4 года назад

      @@大野愛輝 I'm serious, allegedly.

  • @richardmycroft5336
    @richardmycroft5336 4 года назад +1

    Love the Me After Going Out For One Drink flash pic. At 12:02. Nearly fell out my chair.

  • @CommodoreFloopjack78
    @CommodoreFloopjack78 4 года назад +5

    "Maybe she's still a billionaire in Vietnamese Dong!" HAHAHAHAHA!! Priceless!

  • @ShinichiKanna
    @ShinichiKanna 4 года назад +3

    “...and that’s how little I care (about the Kardashians).”
    Ba duh bah!

  • @peteoconnor6388
    @peteoconnor6388 4 года назад +24

    brb Going to check that there are no Sony torrents on the allegedly best sites.
    edit: I am devastated to announce that there are indeed many many Sony films on the torrent sites, may God have mercy on humanities soul.

  • @kristinasnowflake
    @kristinasnowflake 4 года назад +3

    YES I can finally watch a Business Blaze the first day it comes out! I went back to watch them all in order so I could be an OG Business Blaze Legend 😎 Finally caught up!

  • @sashaburrow6186
    @sashaburrow6186 4 года назад +5

    That should be a Business Blaze T-Shirt "I'M JUST HERE FOR THE FACTS!"

    • @clanoftheducks1850
      @clanoftheducks1850 4 года назад +3

      Gonna be honest, came for the facts, staying here cause of the memes with the side dish of alleged facts.

    • @cedricfranzen8558
      @cedricfranzen8558 4 года назад +1

      should be: "I'm just here for the facts! Allegedly."

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +2

      Thats a good way to stay socially isolated. People will think you are a crazy person.

  • @1devilkat
    @1devilkat 4 года назад

    LMFAO That rant. Love all your videos but this by far my favorite channel of yours.

  • @peten2956
    @peten2956 4 года назад +8

    Not once, but twice, Sam burned Simon for stuttering with the Ozzy video... allegedly

  • @notare
    @notare 4 года назад +4

    Channel Idea: "Two beers in"
    Simon drinks two beers (maybe off screen) then does an even looser version of the blaze with more rants and anecdotes. Plus you need a portrait of Danny on your wall.

    • @clanoftheducks1850
      @clanoftheducks1850 4 года назад

      I like the idea, but would propose a name change to "Alcoholic Rants".

    • @StephenButlerOne
      @StephenButlerOne 4 года назад

      Needs to be 5 pints in, them you have a winner.

  • @judyfps5059
    @judyfps5059 4 года назад +6

    Its the morning time and it’s time to blaze up with the blaze 🔥

  • @callabeth258
    @callabeth258 4 года назад +1

    As a pharmacist I thank you for telling the truth about generic pharmaceuticals! They're identical people! Don't waste your money on the name brand!

  • @remlatzargonix1329
    @remlatzargonix1329 4 года назад +16

    That should have been, "host: cocaine dude (ALLEGEDLY)"....

  • @cadillacmonte
    @cadillacmonte 4 года назад +1

    Also you should have a let’s crack on shirt! I want to give it to all the known crack heads at my next family reunion 😂🤣😂

  • @UncooperativeMultiplayer
    @UncooperativeMultiplayer 4 года назад +8

    Simon: I never wore Vans, I didn't think they were cool
    Also Simon: CaRGo PaNtS BrOoOoo
    Me: *judges quietly from the comment section*
    Simon: But I didn't like them
    Me: *Stops the judging*

  • @joshuawertman8711
    @joshuawertman8711 Год назад

    I love biographics, side projects, warographics, and today I found out. I actually look forward to your rants on this. It makes it very relateable and they make me laugh. I enjoy learning new things but sometimes you need a rant and random nonsense sprinkled in.

  • @andreamunoz6088
    @andreamunoz6088 4 года назад +9

    Was triggered by this thumbnail as I got chemical burns from Proactive 😂

    • @jamieyoho2310
      @jamieyoho2310 4 года назад +1

      I bet those chemical burns went great w ur acne. Poor thing. Don't miss being a teen for 1 second!

    • @andreamunoz6088
      @andreamunoz6088 4 года назад +1

      jamie Yoho Haha they definitely did. Unfortunately I have PCOS and even though I’m a grown woman I still have acne.. lucky me... but I’ve stopped using proactiv and use medicated stuff that actually works

  • @syntaxerror9994
    @syntaxerror9994 4 года назад +17

    Did he just call vapid celebrities 'American royalty'?
    Thats so depressing...

  • @MrGreg242
    @MrGreg242 4 года назад +12

    So I just realized allegedly is slowly becoming the new literally.

    • @clanoftheducks1850
      @clanoftheducks1850 4 года назад +1

      Allegedly.
      Sorry, I couldn't stop myself. Allegedly. Damn, I think I found my tick.

    • @MrGreg242
      @MrGreg242 4 года назад +1

      @@clanoftheducks1850 HA yes! I love the internet so much! Please don't stop!

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 года назад

      At least allegedly is being used correctly. Literally.

    • @--enyo--
      @--enyo-- 4 года назад

      At least people may be slightly more accurate in it’s usage.

    • @mor4y
      @mor4y 4 года назад +1

      It's been a staple of UK TV current affairs and comedy shows for some years, at least since the 80's, a episode of 'have i got news for you' will have at least half a dozen mentions per show, and sometimes dozens of mentions when it's been a fun news week :)

  • @Cinsavant
    @Cinsavant 4 года назад +1

    I love Sam's jokes. He makes the video worth watching. That's right, I said it.

    • @jphilb
      @jphilb 4 года назад

      Agreed! I’m on the same page with Sam!

  • @therainbowwillow4453
    @therainbowwillow4453 4 года назад +9

    “Ice Lolly” a W H A T now? You mean a popsicle? What kind of UK witchery is this?

  • @young.frankenstein55_54
    @young.frankenstein55_54 4 года назад +1

    Just to hear you say, "Vietnamese Dong" was worth the view 😁

  • @rucker69
    @rucker69 4 года назад +3

    "Polishing off your ice cream cone..."
    I'm astounded you didn't catch that one...

  • @alanrogers7090
    @alanrogers7090 4 года назад +1

    I think Business Blaze is the funniest comedy on TV, [sorry, RUclips]. Simon is probably the most humorous character ever created. I'm still not sure who the actor behind the act is, though.