LMFAOOAO ITS VERY IRISH WEHN he said “ahh was the craic here lads” irish slang, because i live in Ireland me and my friends be like: “ah heer nœw, he’s whoppar ☠️” “he sownds loik me dah~” “nowh 😡 tf u talkn abou’ he sounds loik me uncle, ye weirdo”
This man would both fistfight God and rail one of his angels and I'm here for it. Edit: Lmao, we legit just picked this guy up like he was a pissed chihuahua and went "You're my friend now." :3
Why do I love how unnecessarily aggressive these characters are? And they tend do be rude to, but I oddly want to hug them and strangle them.... You sir know how to stir the pot!
Itachi approves! The accent and the way this audio is executed- " Shut the fuc up, you petty piece of shit"- hits You see that's something what i want to do to my siblings, but what can i do? nothing-
Well I don't know about you all, but this is another brilliant audio! I just loveeee how much potential this story has and how well it's written. The accent is fucking (*cough* fookin *cough*) spot on, and our lovely - as well as most definitely smooth - criminal also seem like a fun character! The artwork is gorgeous as always! I love the listener's reflection in the helmet and our criminal man ain't looking bad either 😌💖
Me: He seems like the kind that wakes up and chooses violence, I like him.........hold up......did he just say, "I can't say I've ever managed unless the rubber split." Me: *rewinds* Me: He fuckin did.......well consider me dead.
This is the first video I have watched/listened I was confused and just went with it and I bacame attached to the video and the other celestial listeners
Sorry it took me so long to listen to this... My headset was on the fritz and refused to listen without. Aaaand I get to experience a scottish space tsundere. This is dumb and great. Awesome work as usual Scythe.
I dont understand how me, someone who loves space themed asmr more than....too many things, has only just come across this awsome sounding series. Also im picturing the listener to sound like eve from wall.E
@@ScytheAudio my guy I binged this at 1 am, didn't understand that in each video it's a different celestial, then when I understood the plot I rewatched it AGAIN
So this was amazing but now all I can think of is if sparkles went to like a pub or something with killian and left him alone for like a minute and would basically come back to killian trying to fight/kill someone and would go like this. Sparkles”hey how’s everyone doing-“ *Bartender trying to stop things from betting broken from the fight going on in his pub*”get yo f***ing dog b****!” Sparkles”why, he don’t bite?” *the guy who’s trying not to get killed/beat up by killian*”yes he do!!” (Idk why I just think this is funny lol)
"Never talk shite about another person's height" As someone who has been called "leprechaun" for being a ginger with green eyes and being very short... yeah im inclined to agree
New nickname for followers incoming! Absolutely loved the audio, great work as always Scythe. Though I gotta admit, you made me guess who the main character was gonna be for the entire beginning. Glad it was the one with the sense of humor haha.
I have a headcannon that the celestials slowly start to mimic the accent of their friends so Sparkles has just started to get an Irish accent from the time she’s been around Kilian
Irish. They share a fair bit of slang and sayings with the Scotts. I can guarantee that all these sayings have been used by the irish as well... trust me, I have met many 😄
As an Irish person, I'm honestly just a little pained by the accent and the slang. It's a good attempt, not the worst one I've heard, but it's not accurate and hurts my soul just a little bit. Perhaps an aspect to improve in the future.
Well As An aLiEn eX TerRan HumAn, It's not an Irish accent...its ex Terran space criminal person accent...or Scottish, according to countless American listeners
@@aneimegirlsimp..w.924 it's a different accent/speech pattern that's dominant in another country. May want to diversify your knowledge on the world outside luv 😂
@@aneimegirlsimp..w.924 I beg your Pardone! that is the "gibberish" of my People mate! and I understood every word just fine, we use alot of slang words but all the context clues are there you cheeky wee bam. (edit just in case the havely implied sarcasm is lost j)
I just love his attitude towards 'sparkles'. Look luv I've got standards, they maybe low. But still they are still standards! Haha 😄 🤣 "do I look that easy?" I tripped on flat ground as soon as I heard that. Amazing work as always sir! 👏
@@ScytheAudio ain't that the truth! Gotta have some self worth fuckin hell! Still your a vocals just fuckin kill an I super enjoy all the different characters you bring to life doesn't matter how dark or wholesome they are you bring them to life,and you have a great collab team as well.(jay-jay is the best☆!) Just can't wait to see what you come up with next!
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Killian: *Sees a literal celestial being create an entire ecosystem from nothing in a matter of seconds*
Also Killian: I'm calling her Sparkles :D
You know it!
Well, what else are you supposed to call a celestial being that can create ecosystems from nothing in a matter of seconds?
Headcannon: listener is way taller than him and pats his head to piss him off 😆
Why does that sound adorable to me 😂
@@ScytheAudio RIGHT? XD just big scary murderer and then big sparkly being comes and pets him on the head, all intimidation just out the window XD
@@FruitFelon "get ta fook off me before i lash ya sparkles?! Jesus mary n joseph this feels banging" 🤣
Can we make this canon-?
@@harmonium5495 it shall be canon nos
"That's not very Christian -" I- I CAN'T BREATHE- WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY- 🖤✨
“That’s not very Christian” had me
Giggling out loud💀
I love how aggressive this man is, he's got that perfect degree of madness that makes a character great.
I keep anticipating Sparkles going in for a hug and Killian swatting them away going "F*** off you glittery b****!"
Accurate! 🤣
He sounds like he's smaller than listener and gets mad, when they pat him because he's cute.
Killian: **goes to jail for murder**
Living up to the name I see
Oh, the Irish accent, I love it! This is super cool!
“You gave me a breath by sticking your tongue down me throat… that’s not very Christian.” LMAO-
i'm wheezing-
Yeah as if sparkles even knew what that was
LMFAOOAO ITS VERY IRISH WEHN he said
“ahh was the craic here lads”
irish slang,
because i live in Ireland me and my friends be like:
“ah heer nœw, he’s whoppar ☠️”
“he sownds loik me dah~”
“nowh 😡 tf u talkn abou’ he sounds loik me uncle, ye weirdo”
This man would both fistfight God and rail one of his angels and I'm here for it.
Edit: Lmao, we legit just picked this guy up like he was a pissed chihuahua and went "You're my friend now." :3
True friendship 🤣
You’re going home with me. Consider yourself adopted.
*Pat Pat*
Yes
Sparkles be like:
Your my friend now, we’re having soft tacos later😊
I’m sorry, I’m only a minute in and just-
The bickering in the beginning had me DYING, I love this so much already XD
My characters argue alot...it's even more amusing when you imagine me arguing to myself on the mic 🤣
😂
Same here laughing so hard my stomach hurts and I love it XD
@@ScytheAudiokinda reminds me of the clone episodes in Star Wars the clone wars, the end credits are so funny!😂
Why do I love how unnecessarily aggressive these characters are? And they tend do be rude to, but I oddly want to hug them and strangle them.... You sir know how to stir the pot!
What can I say...it's a gift 😝
I see slow burn, I see Scythe, I click furiously
Space Criminal? Alien? Boy do I love a good adventure arround the galaxy
Amazing work scythe and lauren!!
I now wanna draw Sparkles….. I love this.
I love being a sparkly alien lady just living my best alien life and spreading good vibes ✨👽
Itachi approves!
The accent and the way this audio is executed-
" Shut the fuc up, you petty piece of shit"- hits
You see that's something what i want to do to my siblings, but what can i do? nothing-
If Uchiha Itachi approves than this has to be good.
Damn, this says a lot
This is the story version of the “Tall, calm, problem resolver and short, angry, ready to go to jail” duo.
Oh damn, a minute and a half in and he’s feisty. I already love him.
He is a sassy one!
Well I don't know about you all, but this is another brilliant audio! I just loveeee how much potential this story has and how well it's written. The accent is fucking (*cough* fookin *cough*) spot on, and our lovely - as well as most definitely smooth - criminal also seem like a fun character!
The artwork is gorgeous as always! I love the listener's reflection in the helmet and our criminal man ain't looking bad either 😌💖
Now I’m imagining this pair, the pair with the space marine, and our lovely murderer man to meet, crossover episode!
This gives me total Steam Powered Giraffe vibes! Especially their album Vice Quadrant! Definitely dig this!
Ooo I can see it! And I agree it gives total Daughter of Space/Commander Cosmo vibes
@@danielleklasen9037 For real! Definitely going to be a fan of this series as I love the story of Commander Cosmo
why can i picture him straying holy water out of a spray bottle
I must have listened to this 5 times already! This is such a gorgeous audio, and I love the dynamic so, so, so much!! You truly do spoil us, Scythe!
Always a pleasure, darling 😊
Me: He seems like the kind that wakes up and chooses violence, I like him.........hold up......did he just say, "I can't say I've ever managed unless the rubber split."
Me: *rewinds*
Me: He fuckin did.......well consider me dead.
I love being called Sparkles✨.
Sparkles ☺
(I mean this as a joke)
If I took a shot every time someone cursed or said “fuck” specifically, I’d be worse than V in his coma
Now I'm tempted to draw space stuff again... Thanks scythe 😌💙
Very interesting indeed. You never cease to amaze with your talent for coming up with these characters. Killian/Cillian is going to be fun.
Ya seriously never fail to amaze us all Scythe, this is freaking amazing
I just imagine listener as a very colorful Rapunzel for some reason
The whole atmosphere of your videos are so detailed and amazing! And also the character is hysterical, he’s so aggressive it just made me laugh!
Babe wake up , scythe uploaded
Me hearing the Irish guy: JACK!? THAT YOU FAM?
😂😂😂
✨S p a r k l e s✨🥰
Oooooo sassy semi jerk.. Haaahaa. He is amazing. Aw.. Made him a little planet. Well done Scythe. Love the nickname. Now i want to draw...
Ok I simply need more of Killian 😍 this man is truly something else (and he reminds me of a certain villain *cough* V * cough* I love his attitude
Yeah… just probably a bit more Christian and chased
This was so entertaining, it felt much longer than it was (in a good way) because so much happened but it didn't feel rushed. Absolutely amazing 😄
Thank you, Victoria 😊 I had a lot of fun making this!
Y'know, I actually quite like the name sparkles 🥺 it makes me smile 😊
Aye aye space cadet! 🌟
To infinity and beyond :)
i already know it’s gonna be good
Oh a human!
Why hello
Huh!?
Hahaha cute human
Sparkles?
Ah a nickname!
This is the first video I have watched/listened I was confused and just went with it and I bacame attached to the video and the other celestial listeners
Sorry it took me so long to listen to this... My headset was on the fritz and refused to listen without.
Aaaand I get to experience a scottish space tsundere. This is dumb and great. Awesome work as usual Scythe.
Irish* 🤣😝
@@ScytheAudio Irish. woops! So sorry! Irish Space Tsundere it is!
This was absolutely hilarious🤣 I loved it!!
I really hope this has a part 2😭!!✨
This is going too be amazing!!!
I dont understand how me, someone who loves space themed asmr more than....too many things, has only just come across this awsome sounding series.
Also im picturing the listener to sound like eve from wall.E
Ya werent looking hard enough! 😝 theres a full series/world for you to feast on now
@@ScytheAudio my guy I binged this at 1 am, didn't understand that in each video it's a different celestial, then when I understood the plot I rewatched it AGAIN
😁 different celestial for each character I play
@@ScytheAudio yeah I got that NOW
So this was amazing but now all I can think of is if sparkles went to like a pub or something with killian and left him alone for like a minute and would basically come back to killian trying to fight/kill someone and would go like this.
Sparkles”hey how’s everyone doing-“
*Bartender trying to stop things from betting broken from the fight going on in his pub*”get yo f***ing dog b****!”
Sparkles”why, he don’t bite?”
*the guy who’s trying not to get killed/beat up by killian*”yes he do!!”
(Idk why I just think this is funny lol)
you did not understand my joy when it was m4a, I expected m4f but thank God
My content tends to vary between m4f and mfa 🙂
"Never talk shite about another person's height"
As someone who has been called "leprechaun" for being a ginger with green eyes and being very short... yeah im inclined to agree
Approved
New nickname for followers incoming! Absolutely loved the audio, great work as always Scythe. Though I gotta admit, you made me guess who the main character was gonna be for the entire beginning. Glad it was the one with the sense of humor haha.
Thank you Akira 😊 I doubt it would have been as interesting if it was one of the 2 grumpy gits 😝
This is so GOOD! Probably gonna be my new fav seriesssss
I'm a simple man, I see alien asmr, I click 💆♂️
I can only think of how JJ would react to seeing us
I can’t wait for the next part!!! I love the concept of a celestial listener!! I need more!!!
I got home on time it seems 😂 ain’t got enough time to put my headphones
I got the notif for this while I was in class TvT
Apologies for being late, Scythe. Awesome as always tho^^
this was amazing I can't wait for part 2😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
i love the irish/scottish (?) dude. had me laughin
Damn, I was almost on time. Almost.
It will forever haunt me.
Great accent though ❤️
Why do I always imagine us swimming in space? Just, like as if you're in water but then without resistance or anything but the same movements
I imagine myself looking like Ponyo's mom-
Now this is a concept I could get more of!- 💜
God this was hilarious XD
It is 4 am I should not be laughing that hard at the first 6 minutes omg-
the "sucking Diesel" gets me everytime!
You got a sub from me for this one, this is the funniest video I've seen in RP.
Welcome! Check out the villain series 😏 if you find this funny, you might like that
Am I the only one re-watching this as therapy after watching the REDDINING?
No😕
NOPE IM HERE TOO
@@Gacha_CelesteGlad I’m not the only one
@@3am_energy Yee
"epicly fucked up" LMAOO
I have a headcannon that the celestials slowly start to mimic the accent of their friends so Sparkles has just started to get an Irish accent from the time she’s been around Kilian
Ooooohhh im curious! A new series!
ohohoh slow burn you say? hehehe i am ready to be hurt from the pining
Awsome
When he head butted the guard he sounded like a British wrestling narrator
I Love your ny video Good job
He's giving John Constantine vibes and I'm here for it lol
This guy? The irish sounding space man?
I think this is like the 10th or 20th time I've listened to this lol. I wonder what that says about me 😶
Wonderful work♡
I love being a god
I was thirty seconds in and my brain automatically went "he sounds Scottish" If your not in so sorry
Zoom!
nice
Can we have a tsundere celestial one maybe an earth or fire one
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I am no man 😂
So which one is this one? 🤔
I know we’re either Earth or Life itself… leaning more towards Life if any.😏
Yes
Ummmm am I the only one that listened to this and thought v with a scottish accent 😂
699 VEIWS... 😳
Sooooo what kind of celestial is this?
Life
Hiii it's been i long time since I seen you videos things have gone down hill... but I hope you doing well 💝
I heard an American accent!
I try it from time to time
@@ScytheAudio you’re really good at it
👉👈
😃😃
I loved this but the accent confuses me, you sound Irish but you talk some Scottish slang or I might just be completely wrong knowing me 😅
Irish. They share a fair bit of slang and sayings with the Scotts. I can guarantee that all these sayings have been used by the irish as well... trust me, I have met many 😄
Lol
*"doi"*
I prefer to think of all M4A audios to be M4M due to me being trans and gay.
I like the name sparkles.
crap, are we supposed to be a woman? :(
It can be what ever you want to mate. I didnt design sparkles to be male or female
As an Irish person, I'm honestly just a little pained by the accent and the slang. It's a good attempt, not the worst one I've heard, but it's not accurate and hurts my soul just a little bit. Perhaps an aspect to improve in the future.
Well As An aLiEn eX TerRan HumAn, It's not an Irish accent...its ex Terran space criminal person accent...or Scottish, according to countless American listeners
I didn't understand a single word bro
16 mins and not a single one? sounds like you a 'you' problem my guy. and there's even subtitles, too 😌
www.fluentu.com/blog/english/easy-english-lessons/
He talked gibberish the whole time 😕
@@aneimegirlsimp..w.924 it's a different accent/speech pattern that's dominant in another country. May want to diversify your knowledge on the world outside luv 😂
@@aneimegirlsimp..w.924 I beg your Pardone! that is the "gibberish" of my People mate! and I understood every word just fine, we use alot of slang words but all the context clues are there you cheeky wee bam. (edit just in case the havely implied sarcasm is lost j)
I just love his attitude towards 'sparkles'.
Look luv I've got standards, they maybe low. But still they are still standards! Haha 😄 🤣 "do I look that easy?" I tripped on flat ground as soon as I heard that. Amazing work as always sir! 👏
Thank you darling 😝 any Standards is a standard, as long as ya got em!
@@ScytheAudio ain't that the truth! Gotta have some self worth fuckin hell! Still your a vocals just fuckin kill an I super enjoy all the different characters you bring to life doesn't matter how dark or wholesome they are you bring them to life,and you have a great collab team as well.(jay-jay is the best☆!)
Just can't wait to see what you come up with next!
@@fairyzblood you're too kind 😊👉👈 i certainly do have some big things coming up
@@ScytheAudio well its true 👍 😌 an I can't wait to see what you come up with I think we all are. Cause I already know it's gonna be a BANG ☆!
He’s like “At least take me out on a date first”
I LOV THE IRISH ACCENT ITS SO ACCURATE it’s funny fr,
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HAHAHA
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YOI BETTER STOPP RRN 😭
don’t tell me he’s a local irish ☘️,, oh naw he is bye 👋🏻 😭