"My minions are one of my most valuable resource. They're the cogs that keep the machine running. I do believe that they're important, besides, they're people like me. They are under my protection."
I love the idea of a supervillain that takes hella good care of their workers, and if anything were to happen to one of those workers they would arrange the funeral and leave something to any family or friends.
Villains who care, yes! Villains who get angry at heroes who kill the henchmen but won't kill them because "I'm better than you", and proceed to recite every detail about those henchmen ("John over there was about to get married! Tracie's daughter is undergoing chemo!"). Villains who are clearly empathetic while still being bad! Villains who love! YES 😍
God he’s too cute- I want to imagine their first outing as supervillains together and while he’s trying to use some invention on the field he keeps blundering and the heros are like 🤨 And we’re like: C’mon (pet name), like this and then the heros get absolutely blasted once he figures it out and he’s like: “..well that was more potent than I thought it was..”
I can imagine that right after he left our office and we where sure that no one was around, we would instantly start smiling and start jumping around and stuff even though we’re supposed to be all serious and evil and stuff 😭
This is absolutely adorable! Not only is the minion respectful, he's also competent! This is hilarious; well-written, well-acted, unique... a pure pleasure. Bravo!
No bc like I imagine my character being this rlly chill boss to this hyperactive right hand man and whenever he has a request we're like "oh sure you can do that under my name smileyface" and his dorky enthusiasm is such a heart stealer !! Deffo sticking in for your content hearteyes
You don’t know how much I loved playing as a brooding overlord of evil, I’m having so much fun imagining what we’re like 😭🤚 and he is adorable my heart can’t take it.
Its one of those things were the supervillian offhandedly realizes they fell for this minion awhile back probably 1 to three plans ago but they kinda wanted to ignore it but nope. The minion happens to be one they can't get away from.
“Darling. You’ve already ruined my brooding time in the best way possible. You’ve gotten me all excited for our dinner date and now I’m going to get nothing done for the rest of the day and you have no idea how positively _ecstatic_ I am, you brilliant supernova I love you so much 🖤” Man I wish I’d found your channel earlier than yesterday, everything I’ve listened to has been adorable (especially the boundaries one and the amnesia one) and (in the case of future husband) really uplifting. You deserve all the good things, sir ❤️
If i was a supervillian i would totally have a laser shark pit. And a chainsaw shark bazooka. And bombs filled with pollen and bee's for anybody that has allergies. Oh, and ill have a lot of speakers, and ill constantly have rick astley's "never gonna give you up" on standby and sound cancling headphones. Rate my evilness from 1 to 100 please Also this is an amazing video ♡
@@samanthawehrmeister421 mhm. I’m a smart villain. To get to my office, heroes have to walk barefoot across a giant slab of Lego. There’s a sign that says heroes have to walk barefoot across the Lego. My minion doesn’t.
“Gold plated or gold painted” “Painted of course, real gold is weak and I’m not using that much of our resources on golden armor.” “Ah I see” internally *fucking shit god damn it shit shit shit*
I'm listening to this while doing my homeworks in the middle of the night... I'm also having a very hard time trying not to squeal because this is positively adorable 🥰
just now...im a fcking tsundere villain. Because i'm in love with this minion so much, really really much. I will destroy the world so he can be my side. But at the same time i will not say it because IM A FCKING VILLAIN, I'M SHY AND I HAVE EGO.
i like to imagine the listener is similar to Hyakushiki Momoko (from the anime Nanbaka), all mean and imposing and when the little minion isn't looking they are like "omg i love him so much he is so cute i can't anymore"
Oh my god! I fell in love! Such quality! Such creative and fun script writing! Congratulations! Keep up the good work! ~♡ PS: I actually like petnames so... I would not allow him to stop T-T
Just found this channel on my feed today and already from this video I can tell this is a hidden gem! Keep up the awesome work, and can't wait to see more from you!!!
supervillain seems like the kind of goofy ahh villain who would give their opponent a paragraph for each move they make 😩😭 and minion prob thinks everything they do is so smart and fascinating even if they just breath lol edit after finishing the audio: they both whacky asf lmaoo love it
Oh my god,I love it! He's adorable!! When he mentioned steaks I thought "oh damn I hate that... whatever, he's happy " and went with the script lol aah so glad I found your channel,it's refreshing after a 9 hour shift :')
I first discovered this channel through your alien videos when I was looking for new alien-themed asmr to watch (as one does lol). At first I just kept rewatching those because they’re so good, not really thinking I’d be particularly interested in anything else. But your voice is so nice and your other vids also looked really good so I thought I’d give them a shot! And I’m so glad I did because I first watched this like a week ago and I can’t stop rewatching hkhjfjgh. I’m def gonna watch the rest of your vids but I need to savor them one at a time for a bit lol. Gonna watch the second one on this series soon tho!
As someone who is pretty much always the blushing mess and is literally worse than him and hiding it this makes me feel like I have a lot of power lmao
I was looking for Villain listener Asmr and i came across this. This is very interesting. I never thought about a supervillain and the supervillain minion. It's a really nice change
I absolutely love this!! I love being the villain!!!!! Is it okay if I draw some art for this? I've always wanted to hear an audio like this I'm so happy-- 😆 Hope you have a great day/night Have a cookie 🍪❤️
"Okaly dokaly oh god that was the least evil thing I've ever said" AHHHH WHY IS SO CUTE!!!!!! >< (also ned Flanders ref? 🤨) Also the lazer shark pit is hilarious love it
I bet he sees his supervillain master step on a hero and thinks "Damn, i wish that was me."
**tightens my ladder-laced heels that fit me a bit too well** Happy to oblige ;)
Welp off to get heels 😂
@@nights_the_nightingale With heels you can kill. A crazy one wanted to hit me heels.
The other minions: you wish that was you huh?
@@P4intSpl4tteredC4nvas “BAGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH” the other minions
I just imagine the supervillain watching him being all dorky and is just like; “omg I actually love him”
They can probably hide it a little better than he can.
Yes I feel that so much 😫☺️
Favorite comment 😭
I felt that
OMG IKR
"and a drink holder of course" hold up, you telling me this things got a CUPHOLDER?! Iron Man ain't got nothing on me
No cuz at the start I was literally imagining the villain sitting on a rotating chair holding a boba drink like a wine glass
At the end there, the villain’s brooding time turned into crushing time.
“My love?? He called me “my love”!”
"My minions are one of my most valuable resource. They're the cogs that keep the machine running. I do believe that they're important, besides, they're people like me. They are under my protection."
AWWWW! That’s ADORABLE! 🥲
Villain who goes berzerk because the hero hurt/killed the henchmen but refuses to kill them because they're "not a murderer" :')
@@nights_the_nightingale nah fuk that. you fuk with my boys, you can fuk with these hands
Alternate title; Watching Your Favorite Minion Fumble All Over Himself And Confess.
I can imagine the hero barging in to attack, but he makes the mistake and messes with *THE BEAN* and we are just like:
*you have chosen death.*
*Proceeds to break through 4th wall*
Then the villain looks at you, but you're like:
*"HANDS OFF DA BEAN!"*
and you both just delete the hero out of every dimension possible
@Luca Sereno YES
"I should not have said that. I should NOT have said that." He sounded like Hagrid😂
That's what I was about to say 😂😂😂
"Like an student scrambling to answer the last few questions on their exam before the bell"
So that's how we're doing things huh?
Perhaps... 🤔
That's me with exams 😂
Dio?
I love the idea of a supervillain that takes hella good care of their workers, and if anything were to happen to one of those workers they would arrange the funeral and leave something to any family or friends.
Villains who care, yes! Villains who get angry at heroes who kill the henchmen but won't kill them because "I'm better than you", and proceed to recite every detail about those henchmen ("John over there was about to get married! Tracie's daughter is undergoing chemo!"). Villains who are clearly empathetic while still being bad! Villains who love! YES 😍
"That was the least-evil thing I've ever said; Okiley dokiley"
I like him, he says okie dokie :3
Me: “This world is imperfect… If only I could wipe away the impurities.”
Minion: Yes! ⭐️👄⭐️
Me: “AnD MAkE IT aS BeAUtIFuL AS *M E-“*
King Dragon sends his regards...
@@NightwatchASMR Archibald! No!
I KNOW THE MEME, I CAN HEAR IT
this has encouraged me to rewatch all of those skits
@@bagotoast "auauugghhh Dennis I'm fucking dying,,"
POV: you’re reading the comments before actually listening to the audio just to get a couple laughs in before you enjoy this amazing piece of artwork.
You know us too well :)
Literally me lol
Oh no I'm reading the comments while listening to this masterpiece
@@-.Rishi.- Same
😶
This story is just too precious, and the fact that he had a suit ready for himself kills me 🤣
Always prepared for anything!
8:13 You could literally *hear* his face fade from 😁 to 😬
God he’s too cute-
I want to imagine their first outing as supervillains together and while he’s trying to use some invention on the field he keeps blundering and the heros are like
🤨
And we’re like: C’mon (pet name), like this
and then the heros get absolutely blasted once he figures it out and he’s like:
“..well that was more potent than I thought it was..”
(Cue the hero being charred like a cartoon character)
All the other goons: we knew you had favourites!!!
Me: shhhhhut the fuck up-
It was very subtle... /s
Me eating and then hearing a kiss: “Ayy we kissed” *mouthful of food*
I can imagine that right after he left our office and we where sure that no one was around, we would instantly start smiling and start jumping around and stuff even though we’re supposed to be all serious and evil and stuff 😭
Nothing wrong with being multifaceted, if U ask me 🤩
This is absolutely adorable! Not only is the minion respectful, he's also competent! This is hilarious; well-written, well-acted, unique... a pure pleasure. Bravo!
Glad you enjoyed it!
being the villain feels badass, my imagination is just full of my villain oc-
my villain persona is going wild XD
No bc like I imagine my character being this rlly chill boss to this hyperactive right hand man and whenever he has a request we're like "oh sure you can do that under my name smileyface" and his dorky enthusiasm is such a heart stealer !!
Deffo sticking in for your content hearteyes
Glad to hear it! Thank you!
You don’t know how much I loved playing as a brooding overlord of evil, I’m having so much fun imagining what we’re like 😭🤚 and he is adorable my heart can’t take it.
At the end
Him:*Leaves room*
Me:*Internal gay panic leaves my body*
Struck gold once again. I like the Dom vibe our character gets here and the humour is godly. Great audio.
Thank you for the kind words once again!
This, this is it. I’m so glad someone made an audio with this concept 😭
Glad you enjoyed it!
Its one of those things were the supervillian offhandedly realizes they fell for this minion awhile back probably 1 to three plans ago but they kinda wanted to ignore it but nope. The minion happens to be one they can't get away from.
“Darling. You’ve already ruined my brooding time in the best way possible. You’ve gotten me all excited for our dinner date and now I’m going to get nothing done for the rest of the day and you have no idea how positively _ecstatic_ I am, you brilliant supernova I love you so much 🖤”
Man I wish I’d found your channel earlier than yesterday, everything I’ve listened to has been adorable (especially the boundaries one and the amnesia one) and (in the case of future husband) really uplifting. You deserve all the good things, sir ❤️
I need more of this minion boy
The laser shark pit makes me endlessly happy.
If i was a supervillian i would totally have a laser shark pit. And a chainsaw shark bazooka. And bombs filled with pollen and bee's for anybody that has allergies. Oh, and ill have a lot of speakers, and ill constantly have rick astley's "never gonna give you up" on standby and sound cancling headphones.
Rate my evilness from 1 to 100 please
Also this is an amazing video ♡
Thank you! Solid 98/100 in my books.
@@NightwatchASMR omg tysm you are so nice :)
That’s a 99/100. Just add some Lego traps and that’s a 100.
@@venomgaming7014 i should've thought of that
@@samanthawehrmeister421 mhm. I’m a smart villain. To get to my office, heroes have to walk barefoot across a giant slab of Lego. There’s a sign that says heroes have to walk barefoot across the Lego. My minion doesn’t.
The number of references they made in 16 minutes is astronomical
This is honestly the cutest. You’re very quickly becoming one of my favorite channels
Thank you! I'm glad you're enjoying my stuff!
I like to imagine the supervillian is taller than him and they have to kneel down to kiss him all because their boots are too high 😂
“Gold plated or gold painted”
“Painted of course, real gold is weak and I’m not using that much of our resources on golden armor.”
“Ah I see” internally *fucking shit god damn it shit shit shit*
I would absolutely love a part two of this. I love the tone and can't wait to see what you make in the future, sequel or not its bound to be fun.
I'll certainly add it to the list! Glad you enjoy my stuff!
I second this. This was my first audio, but I know for a fact it won't be my last
This is absolute gold.
"I didn't actually know you could giggle.." PLEASE IT WAS ADORABLE ESPECIALLY SINCE I'M THE TYPE THAT GIGGLES INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY LAUGHING 😍😍
I can imagine if we compliment him he’s going to freak out like a fan girl and writing about it in his journal why smiling like a kid in a candy shop
I'm listening to this while doing my homeworks in the middle of the night... I'm also having a very hard time trying not to squeal because this is positively adorable 🥰
Omg he’s so adorable I LOVE HIM
just now...im a fcking tsundere villain. Because i'm in love with this minion so much, really really much. I will destroy the world so he can be my side. But at the same time i will not say it because IM A FCKING VILLAIN, I'M SHY AND I HAVE EGO.
i like to imagine the listener is similar to Hyakushiki Momoko (from the anime Nanbaka), all mean and imposing and when the little minion isn't looking they are like "omg i love him so much he is so cute i can't anymore"
I CAN SEE IT
Oh my god! I fell in love! Such quality! Such creative and fun script writing! Congratulations!
Keep up the good work! ~♡
PS: I actually like petnames so... I would not allow him to stop T-T
"The laser shark pit is still an option"
This is ridiculously adorable
OH MY FMG HES SO DORKY AND CUTE I CANT
He’s so precious, must be protected at all costs ❤
Just found this channel on my feed today and already from this video I can tell this is a hidden gem! Keep up the awesome work, and can't wait to see more from you!!!
Thank you! I'll keep at it!
“Evil lair ambiance” is now my favourite ASMR tag
“Okily Dokily then”
Me who says OkieDokie on a daily basis: YIPPIE!
Omg. This is really good, but I honestly would like more of this adorable minion. Love this audio.
JUST GET THEM MARRIED OH NY GOD! THEY'RE SO CUTE😭 BROODING NO ENERGY GIRLBOSS AND TOO MUCH ENERGY "BROODING" MALEWIFE PLEASE-
The creativity- it was worth all the wait!!
Glad it was worth the wait! Thanks!
When he said Mark 12 I immediately thought of the Avengers and Tony Stark/ Iron Man
"I wIsH hE'd ShOoT mE wItH hIs RaY gUn"
supervillain seems like the kind of goofy ahh villain who would give their opponent a paragraph for each move they make 😩😭
and minion prob thinks everything they do is so smart and fascinating even if they just breath lol
edit after finishing the audio: they both whacky asf lmaoo love it
*Dreamer laughs in villain as dreamer approves*
I love being the villain
Okay this is now one of my favorite audio, i absolute love it
Oh my god,I love it! He's adorable!! When he mentioned steaks I thought "oh damn I hate that... whatever, he's happy " and went with the script lol aah so glad I found your channel,it's refreshing after a 9 hour shift :')
2:14 why do i hear the knuckles "approved!" Meme in my head when he said it?
I just imagine us speaking like Gundham Tanaka.
Kirishima, what are you doing here?
Well. This is awkward
👁👄👁
Love this audio
I don't usually listen to M4A but you have a wonderful voice to listen to :3
Also that Jojo reference is just beautiful
This is too wholesome. How dare? I need more
Did they he outfit change 🤣🤣🤣
This is amazing, I think I'm already love with your channel 👁️👄👁️ JSJS
Keep it uppp✨ you definitely deserve more subs
Thank you! Glad you have high hopes for me!
Was that a Jojo reference ? at 4:30 ,, also I really hope there is a sequel to this, it's really good :]
You caught me! Thank you!
@@NightwatchASMR haha right on ! 👍👍
I first discovered this channel through your alien videos when I was looking for new alien-themed asmr to watch (as one does lol). At first I just kept rewatching those because they’re so good, not really thinking I’d be particularly interested in anything else. But your voice is so nice and your other vids also looked really good so I thought I’d give them a shot! And I’m so glad I did because I first watched this like a week ago and I can’t stop rewatching hkhjfjgh. I’m def gonna watch the rest of your vids but I need to savor them one at a time for a bit lol. Gonna watch the second one on this series soon tho!
I'm glad you enjoy it all so much! Thank you!
Beep boop algorithm appeasement! 💛🤍💜🖤
Hahaha, I appreciate it! Thank you!
So what's my new title dear overlord of evil doing?
You: FIRED!
4:30 Did you just-
*distant wry*
ight, guess I'm gay now.
*maniacal laughter*
I would love a part two I never see use as the villain and the speaker being a partner as in boss and employee
HE'S SUCH A DORK I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭
I’d love to see a part two to this! You’ve earned a new sub :)
lights,camera, action! [plays "zoom"]
Your are so underated.
Thank you!
I love that your vid has subtitles 💕
Please do a part two!!
It's in my requested list, so it'll be on the way!
I’m obsessed with your channel. I literally found your channel yesterday, and I’ve already watched all of your videos T-T
Thank you for your enthusiasm!
I dont sub to asmr channels a lot but man your stuff is nice
Glad you like my vids!
this is such a unique and cool concept, thank youu
WHERE IS THE 900 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS🤨 YOU ARE AMAZING
Thank you! You are too kind!
Okay but- Id love a jealous villainy minion though
I want part 2!!💙😭
Glad you enjoyed! Glad to say that part 2 is in very early development!
Like not even a minute in and I already love this🥰.
I love the little sound you put wgen we give a command or get mad. XD its like we strike fear into the hearts of anyone
As someone who is pretty much always the blushing mess and is literally worse than him and hiding it this makes me feel like I have a lot of power lmao
OMG I'd love a part 2
Rest assured, it is in the works!
👋
I was looking for Villain listener Asmr and i came across this. This is very interesting. I never thought about a supervillain and the supervillain minion. It's a really nice change
he's so cute omg 😭
I do take that we wanted gold PLEATED accents, right?
Of course, can’t be out committing crimes and looking tacky
Amazing ❤️ 10/10 keep up the good work
Thank you! Will do!
A yes the most important part of any battle mech: C U P H O L D E R S
I am here! ÒwÓ i just found this channel and I LOVE IT 😍🥺😌😭❤💖❤❤💜💜
Your voice is so adorable and the concept the personality THIS IS GOLD!!💖💜❤💖💖❤❤💙💙
Thank you very much! Glad you think so!
lil cinnamin roll
I absolutely love this!! I love being the villain!!!!! Is it okay if I draw some art for this? I've always wanted to hear an audio like this I'm so happy-- 😆
Hope you have a great day/night
Have a cookie 🍪❤️
Thank you for the cookie and the kind words! Absolutely feel free to draw your own art based on this, it'd be great to see!
@@NightwatchASMR YESSSSS!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
@@NightwatchASMR Hihi! Is there anywhere I can send you the art when it's finished? I have an email if that works 🍪
Oh, excellent! If email would work best, feel free to send it to the channel business email: nightwatchasmr@gmail.com
@@NightwatchASMR Awesome!!! Thank you so much 🥰
I found gold girls and boys and people who dont identify as any of them
Thank you! Guys, gals, and enby pals are all welcome here!
I require a part 2
This is the first video I've seen of yours, I like it a lot! Have subscribed to you now
The minion is just adorable 😂 ❤ I can’t stop smiling
"Okaly dokaly oh god that was the least evil thing I've ever said" AHHHH WHY IS SO CUTE!!!!!! >< (also ned Flanders ref? 🤨) Also the lazer shark pit is hilarious love it