My head cannon for every villain and hero is that they are best friends. The villain just tried to ruin the city so they could spend time with the hero.
I’m glad the villain actually cares about our healthy relationship. We have a scheduled fights, we only fight each other. We’re the definition of frenemies
1:06 I get you’re a villain and you’re trying to be intimidating but you don’t have to deep in your voice. I’ve been damselized……help. 💞💕 enemies with benefits💕💞
“i mean honestly. theres only a certain amount of times you can have a duck thrown in your FACE by a man in spandex before you start considering going back to college.” LMFAO?!?!??!
Friend: I would love to date a hero! So he can rescue me and we can go anywhere in the world!! Me: Ugh, hell no! I would rather date a Villain. Friend: Why!? Villains are evil!! Me: Hero's have to pretend to be normal, mild mannered people who work average jobs. A villain normally has loads of money so, financially stable for one! I do not want to have to worry about my 'average joe' superhero boyfriend getting fired if he loses his temper or for some other bull like that. Two: I would be well protected and safe at all times, which again is a plus!! With heroes, you have to constant worry that the old lady you just helped across the street isn't secretly a bad guy and figured out you are dating Mr. Save the Day! The paranoia will drive you insane and not to mention they will be gone more often than they are home with you which will put a strain on your relationship. At least with a Villain, they can plan things for months in advance and if something does happen last minute, it is rare that it happens around their loved ones. And three: the most inportant fact for me is that a Hero will only kill when they have little to no choice or you are dead. A Villain will gladly burn the world for you simply because you stubbed hour toe or got a splinter! Friend: ...... You really thought this out. Me: I had a "I wanna marry Superman" phase and then realized that I would end up either a)dead, b) killing him or c) breaking up/divorcing him. So yeah... A villain please!
7:36 btw my cape advice is to have it clip on and off. If you ever get it caught in a tornado, jet engine, etc, you can simply unclip it. Very dramatic too if thrown off just before the battle gets serious.
It wasnt rwby and i did hear some mha references too which i also really like. Buuut this script was hilarious. There relationship is sooo funny. I definitely enjoyed listening.
Me: *waking up* Him: *gives me a villain speech* Me: oh hell nah, I think Imma go back to sleep. I'm not listening to this speech. G'd Night~ 😴 🤣 (I'm sorry if my english is bad.I'm from germany)
Aww best "villian" friend ever, think I would fall in love with someone like that, he so freaking cute.😍 And I love the voice changes. You did an awesome job 👏👏👏👏
There's another person who used the exact same script, but the differences between the two VAs is so amusing, that both are jems. Seriously, such a fun listen.
This was interesting but not bad, I liked how in the beginning he sounded all dorky and worried at first all to later make his voice seem deeper realizing we were awake and why the henchmen kept looking over at us. Bye, Jesus loves you died and rose for you. Take care everyone.
Bruh imagine retiring from being a hero probably because you don't want to do it anymore or because it became tiring. And then THIS happens lol wot da fak
are u going out with you want to be able too get some sleep tonight and tomorrow I have to go back and forth between two people who don't know how much is it going today to get it done
The immediate voice change when he notices we're awake 😭 pls thats so funny
I just imagine waking up with a killer headache and saying look can we drop the formalities wtf do you want
LITERALLY I LOST IT
So ”intimidating“
It's it! And when he did it I said " nahh you cant change your voice now"
😁
"yes of course I pay you enough to afford medical bills what do I look like Jeff bezos" BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BEST QUOTE
He may be a villain but he's not a monster lol.
Professionals have standards
Villain and Hero having a emotional conversation*
*The evil crew eavesdropping and silently sobbing in the background*
This comment made my day a lot better 😂
God loves you and take care. But also bro I can see this happening.
Why can I see that
Don: They said a pit of fire wasn't safe. can u believe that!?!
Me sitting there tied up: *oh no please tell me more.*
"You look terrible, no offense"
Me, who gets called a villain more from my power and was taking on a zombie army: Well dang I wonder why-
How bruh gon kidnap up then ask if we want coffee 😭✋
Just cause I'm a bad guy, doesn't mean I'm a *Bad* guy
@@DonLeeVA you right you right
Is it just me who laughed when he asked if we want some coffe-
Like the dude just kidnapped us and asking if we want coffe? Wha?🗿
@@ciricce ur name tho- 💀👍
That is kinda interesting. God loves you and Jesus died and rose for you. Take care. Byee.
My head cannon for every villain and hero is that they are best friends. The villain just tried to ruin the city so they could spend time with the hero.
new story?????
“We ended up exchanging cape advice”
:0 no-no capes
@Limin xoxo
Very much so
Maybe that was the advice x)
“No Capes!”
*NO CAPES!!!!!*
And hol up Duckman.....man who throws rubber ducks.......😶.....I'd go to college instead of fighting that guy I'm sorry 👀
I'd get an air canon to shoot them back for a couple times before going back to college... duckman... that's just a ducked up foe to face...
Dude he went from sassy best boi to evil mans, then to concerned UwU boi
I’m glad the villain actually cares about our healthy relationship. We have a scheduled fights, we only fight each other. We’re the definition of frenemies
1:06 I get you’re a villain and you’re trying to be intimidating but you don’t have to deep in your voice.
I’ve been damselized……help.
💞💕 enemies with benefits💕💞
I like how he was so fed up about the camera thing and them hitting us 😂
“i mean honestly. theres only a certain amount of times you can have a duck thrown in your FACE by a man in spandex before you start considering going back to college.” LMFAO?!?!??!
@@orisimi7595 "a Duck?! Thats so random omg!!"
Friend: I would love to date a hero! So he can rescue me and we can go anywhere in the world!!
Me: Ugh, hell no! I would rather date a Villain.
Friend: Why!? Villains are evil!!
Me: Hero's have to pretend to be normal, mild mannered people who work average jobs. A villain normally has loads of money so, financially stable for one! I do not want to have to worry about my 'average joe' superhero boyfriend getting fired if he loses his temper or for some other bull like that. Two: I would be well protected and safe at all times, which again is a plus!! With heroes, you have to constant worry that the old lady you just helped across the street isn't secretly a bad guy and figured out you are dating Mr. Save the Day! The paranoia will drive you insane and not to mention they will be gone more often than they are home with you which will put a strain on your relationship. At least with a Villain, they can plan things for months in advance and if something does happen last minute, it is rare that it happens around their loved ones. And three: the most inportant fact for me is that a Hero will only kill when they have little to no choice or you are dead. A Villain will gladly burn the world for you simply because you stubbed hour toe or got a splinter!
Friend: ...... You really thought this out.
Me: I had a "I wanna marry Superman" phase and then realized that I would end up either a)dead, b) killing him or c) breaking up/divorcing him. So yeah... A villain please!
Good argument. I agree with you,villains are more amazing then hero’s 😌
Heros are over rated.
@@Persona_sketch Thank you! My friend is mad at me for bursting his bubble! XD
@@Kagenoaki XD no problem
See someone gets the other side of it 😂
@@lizzy.lucky7 Thank you! *Bow*
7:36 btw my cape advice is to have it clip on and off. If you ever get it caught in a tornado, jet engine, etc, you can simply unclip it. Very dramatic too if thrown off just before the battle gets serious.
“Incredibles” flashbacks
@@human._.4635 Right that's was I was thinking, like "is that a reference?" God loves you all and take care. Much love from God and from me.
Love the villiany 101 explanation
as soon as I heard “beacon of hope” why did I think of all might 😞
"Eat this"
@@DonLeeVA 💀
@@DonLeeVA 💀✋
My first thought was Superman 🤚🏻😂
@DonLee
🤣🤣🤣
He seems like the kind of guy to have tea with when he isn't working
Villain: can’t you see I’m in the middle of something?
Me: can’t you see I don’t care?
SLAYYY!!!
this is giving me the lego joker vibes in the best way possible
Ok this is absolutely adorable, he's so precious
The Jeff Bezos reference made me spill my drink 😂😂
Him: the ancient are grat
Me: what do you mean by the ancient are grat??
This guy knocked the lights outta me
It wasnt rwby and i did hear some mha references too which i also really like. Buuut this script was hilarious. There relationship is sooo funny. I definitely enjoyed listening.
Me: *waking up*
Him: *gives me a villain speech*
Me: oh hell nah, I think Imma go back to sleep. I'm not listening to this speech. G'd Night~ 😴 🤣
(I'm sorry if my english is bad.I'm from germany)
@@sinawalter966 cool 😁
Eyyyy noch ein deutscher hier
@@Jörmungandr645 hallo 👋😊
Your English is great!
@@seraphi3387 thanks 😊
Aww best "villian" friend ever, think I would fall in love with someone like that, he so freaking cute.😍 And I love the voice changes. You did an awesome job 👏👏👏👏
*people* *who* *watch* *rwby* *screaming* *right* *now*
me: *sees adam taures*
also me: *fanboying intensefies*
they did my man Dirty in Season 6
Why is that so cute 🤣
There's another person who used the exact same script, but the differences between the two VAs is so amusing, that both are jems. Seriously, such a fun listen.
I see Adam Taurus i click!! RWBY ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Me: wait so you ordered people to kidnapped me just to check on me? I mean you could’ve asked me to go to your house but oh well 🤷🏻♀️
It's hilarious actually imagining Adam Taurus being this nice to someone.
All might vibes...
The sudden voice change I can't 😭😭
fighting duck man almost broke him
I'm so bad at self care I WOULD need my nemesis to check on me.
Same
Love that the picture of the villain is literally Adam Tuarus from RWBY
I’m sorry I didn’t hear your doom speech, I was laughing to hard at the voice check. 😂
The fact that he kinda sounds like Adam Taurus 😍🤩
ADAM TAURUS IN THE ART
THO- I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
😂😂😂 I LOVE this!! From beginning to end you have me rofling
Is- is that Adam-
Brb gonna call Blake & Yang-
I know right!
The only reason I'm here is for Adam ☝️😩
IKR AHHHHHH
@@KerfootsLovR omg me too! XD
Oh god, Blake and Yang have to kill him again. Maybe thars a part of his Fanu- no, can't be. How is he still alive?
I wish Adam Taurus could have played a bigger role in the show
0:55
pfft no, Elon Musk
His plan is going to be to make a duck bomb to destroy all the rubber ducks-
Hahaha! The voice change and medical bills is awesome!!
I just can't with the voice change its so funny
Awww this is just cute 💌💌💌
This was interesting but not bad, I liked how in the beginning he sounded all dorky and worried at first all to later make his voice seem deeper realizing we were awake and why the henchmen kept looking over at us. Bye, Jesus loves you died and rose for you. Take care everyone.
Plz I laughed when he said duck man he had a rubber duck his face before 😂😂😂😂😂
NOT JEFF BEZOS 💀 God I love villian audios
Oh a side note bro got me crying
Pls- Jeff Bezos is SENDING ME 😭😭
I want more of this masterpiece! 🥰
Part 2, maybe, please...
The voice change got me laughing on the floor tbh
I knew printer ink was owned by villains!!
I just imagine the ex-hero listener watching all this happen with complete deadpan until he got talking about villainy management...
MY HEART THIS IS SO WHOLESOME!! THE VILLAIN IS SO LOVABLE!!!!
I love how changed his coice after saw as awake
THE VOICE CHANGE
Great performance, thank you!! ❤❤
Hope there may be more for this story. Gotta love the minions and the voice.
i need part 2 okay-
Took me awhile to get the MHA references 😅
Great asmr I loved it!
Who knew villains had to listen to HR
I want a continuation
1:00 I couldn't help laughing. Wonderful
Adam Taurus is so hot
This is adorable dndjskw
Who doesn't want to have a nemesis like this one?
Am I the only one who recognizes the photo villain 💀. Like I hate him…but like at the same time. Adam is fine
Yesssssssss
Yo watch me pulse my muscles once and escape*megamind thigh boom*
The person used as the villain is Adam Taurus from the web series RWBY
Came here for Adam but it's kinda good too, i like it though 😊
Bruh imagine retiring from being a hero probably because you don't want to do it anymore or because it became tiring. And then THIS happens lol wot da fak
don’t know why I thought of megamind while listening to this
You are hilarious 😂❤🎉
why does this make think of chat noir and ladybug?
Hellooo
Isn't that someone in rwby
are u going out with you want to be able too get some sleep tonight and tomorrow I have to go back and forth between two people who don't know how much is it going today to get it done
Why couldn’t of been getting married and the hero promised their pregnant fiancé that they stop to be a husband and father
I don’t mean eny hate when I say this but isn’t this the exact same script as Green forest ASMR? It’s still really good and funny it’s just a question
Yeah, it's not uncommon for VAs on here to share scripts with each other. I like that it gives each script so many different lives
I think @PicaroAudios copied the whole conversation but just with his voice
Voice went from 18 to 45 real quick 😂
And then to 16