[M4A] The Lovestruck Assassin [Slight Yandere][Dangerous Love][Noble Listener]

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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2024

Комментарии • 131

  • @thelistener7750
    @thelistener7750 2 года назад +576

    "You feel that, its a knife"
    Me: "Oh really? I thought it was dead fish pressed up against my neck" *Sarcasm noises*

    • @ily2762
      @ily2762 2 года назад +19

      LMAO

    • @just_alex1035
      @just_alex1035 2 года назад +12

      @« // 𝕭𝖆𝖒𝖒𝖞 \\ » OH NO HE'S GOT A SPOON (sorry I had to-)

    • @candykills5756
      @candykills5756 2 года назад +1

      PFFT- 😂💀

    • @YourLocalTrash_Panda
      @YourLocalTrash_Panda 2 года назад +3

      Bro I thought it was a Damm pillow!

    • @thelistener7750
      @thelistener7750 2 года назад +1

      @@YourLocalTrash_Panda Reasonable assumption

  • @emmaleger9410
    @emmaleger9410 2 года назад +221

    “To remove you from this world would be a crime.” Yeah dude it’s called murder😂

  • @Cffeinekai
    @Cffeinekai 2 года назад +151

    *Assassin coming to kill me*
    Me: *politely declines because I like doing things myself*

    • @ObliviouzRomantic
      @ObliviouzRomantic 2 года назад +17

      I am ashamed I laughed way too hard at that.

    • @Cffeinekai
      @Cffeinekai 2 года назад +5

      @@ObliviouzRomantic you ok?

    • @averyeiburu3362
      @averyeiburu3362 2 года назад +15

      Bro the entire time I was listening to this I was like
      “ Yo dude just give me the knife! It’s ok I want to die!”

    • @cathoe4220
      @cathoe4220 2 года назад +4

      @@averyeiburu3362 SAME

    • @baconsandwhich
      @baconsandwhich 2 года назад +3

      Lmao 🤣💀💀

  • @l1.v.1d__19
    @l1.v.1d__19 2 года назад +251

    "If you make *any* noise-"
    Me : *sneeze*

    • @ily2762
      @ily2762 2 года назад +31

      Bless you~

    • @gigglinggiggler
      @gigglinggiggler 2 года назад +26

      Yes,give him covid

    • @l1.v.1d__19
      @l1.v.1d__19 2 года назад +20

      @@gigglinggiggler Best gift ever, ✨Covid✨

    • @DonLeeVA
      @DonLeeVA  2 года назад +33

      @@gigglinggiggler The flinstones gummies I had as a kid will kill it in a matter of seconds

    • @daisy_the_weirdo
      @daisy_the_weirdo 2 года назад

      @@DonLeeVA mine didn't work 😮‍💨

  • @Cosmyx_YT
    @Cosmyx_YT 2 года назад +94

    Him: “Do you feel that against your neck?”
    Me: *No?*
    Him: “This is… a knife”
    Me: *Oooo Kinky*
    Him: “If- wait what?”

    • @mango1548
      @mango1548 2 года назад +3

      Why would I say that 👁️👄👁️🤣

  • @light1528
    @light1528 2 года назад +126

    him "so this is what I think we can do-"
    me "you join us"
    him *tells listener about his idea*
    me "😐still, I like my idea better. you can become king!"

  • @nyanbunagaoda
    @nyanbunagaoda 2 года назад +80

    Him: " If you struggle or make any noise......."
    Me: *(*coughs*)* 👁👄👁

    • @redacted665
      @redacted665 2 года назад +8

      You wanna kill me? You take corona.

    • @jaiden_draws352
      @jaiden_draws352 2 года назад +9

      Covid: ima about to end your hole career

  • @smitski
    @smitski 2 года назад +115

    ah yes a self centered assassin confessing love to a boss babe noble 🤩💸

  • @preface6612
    @preface6612 2 года назад +31

    Assassin: you know what to do in the event there's an assassin right?
    Me: there... was a guidebook for that??

  • @AnaSanchezstfu
    @AnaSanchezstfu 2 года назад +176

    I love how the Assasin is still an assasin: extremely self centered. Like bruh I don't care about being with you, all I care about is saving my family and uniting both empires to bring peace to the people, when did this issue became about your narcissistic ass?
    Lmao got a little carried away there. But as always, great audio!!

    • @zeg1010exe
      @zeg1010exe 2 года назад +1

      Girrrrrl I’m with you there.

    • @Cecilia-ky3uw
      @Cecilia-ky3uw 2 года назад +3

      For me my decision will depend whether it looks good on the map, if both empires are united in the terrible way charles the 5th's empire was I would be saying hell no

  • @ananyanyan
    @ananyanyan 2 года назад +14

    "I'm wealthy, intelligent..."
    Not to mention humble, huh?

  • @ananyanyan
    @ananyanyan 2 года назад +19

    So a narcissistic assassin and an absolute boss of a noble? I like it

  • @Mojo_Jojos
    @Mojo_Jojos 2 года назад +16

    “ It’s a knife”
    Oh really no shit I thought it was a damn Elmo stick *Weird noises*

  • @lisaelisa4772
    @lisaelisa4772 10 месяцев назад +1

    4:58
    Assassin: *yawns*
    Me: Sir I can see you're tired, I say you hop in the bed with me and get some rest, we can proceed with all the murder thing tomorrow

  • @LazyRaton
    @LazyRaton 2 года назад +7

    “**hush** I kill people for money, spying on you isn’t the thing to get upset about.”
    UHHH?? I have scoptophobia- IM GONNA BE UPSET REGARDLESS

  • @FlynnSH
    @FlynnSH 2 года назад +12

    Hiya, I really appreciate the short breaks you put in it, giving us time to aswer. Makes it much more like rp. Good work. ^^
    (Comes to my mind everytime I see this script)
    Assassin: "Do you really want to be stuck where you are?"
    Me: (not really thinking about it) "Between you and the bed? Could be worse, eh?" *giggles *

  • @ashcintron3692
    @ashcintron3692 2 года назад +3

    Him: Removing you from this world is a crime
    Me out loud: Technically both are crimes
    Him: I am aware that they are both crimes
    Me: Cut the cameras

  • @mustafarustamzada3015
    @mustafarustamzada3015 2 года назад +18

    Me:trying to not cry
    Me:also gasping for air

  • @nat6907
    @nat6907 2 года назад +14

    Him: I suggest you find another solution
    Me: ever heard of a thing where you untie houses through marriage? I no longer become a threat cause I would be on your side, you don't have to kill me, you and I get married, Your house saves my house, and I could potentially help to improve your house with my so-called knowledge cause apparently im really smart and because of that im a threat.

  • @jessicabloodmoon7689
    @jessicabloodmoon7689 2 года назад +296

    Couldn’t the listener just marry into the blackmonts? Like why do we have to be adopted first? Either way great audio 👍

    • @yuummorosa
      @yuummorosa 2 года назад +26

      Marriages like this tend to bring families together, so this is actually the perfect solution. I would look at the assassin's reaction if the listener proposed marriage to him :D

    • @janiceagathashalomitha_9c_499
      @janiceagathashalomitha_9c_499 2 года назад +12

      Yes I thought so tooo

    • @mommabutterfly496
      @mommabutterfly496 2 года назад +1

      Yup

    • @kaedatiger
      @kaedatiger 2 года назад +5

      Probably because the assassin is also adopted

    • @kohunji9267
      @kohunji9267 2 года назад +24

      I feel as though marrying into the blankmonts would just end the rivalry, which meant it had an advantage to the listener's family as well. That's not what he wants. What he wants is taking the family's best threat, thus abandoning the family and getting adopted by the blankmonts, but he also wants you as his. Getting adopted and getting together with a blankmont means that the listener's family has zero to gain from this, and it's almost as if you were killed, because you are no longer considered a threat if you side with the blankmonts instead.
      You asking this made me ponder about it too, but this is the best I got. Still not the confirmed intention though, just a hunch.

  • @averyeiburu3362
    @averyeiburu3362 2 года назад +8

    Wait that’s a knife!
    I thought you were holding a teddy bear against my throat.
    Thanks for reminding me!

  • @socks283
    @socks283 2 года назад +57

    This.is.AMAZING ✨Good job 😌👌✨

  • @dazaiosamu1103
    @dazaiosamu1103 2 года назад +23

    *makes everything he say's dirty*

    • @DonLeeVA
      @DonLeeVA  2 года назад +16

      That's just me

  • @wolfsquad3447
    @wolfsquad3447 2 года назад +40

    Omg my sister and brother though someone was really talking to me and got scared 😂😂😂

  • @Anori-sama
    @Anori-sama 2 года назад +3

    1:31 sir please put your mask on.

  • @lmermaid1121
    @lmermaid1121 2 года назад +20

    Anger issues much?.....😝 I'm just stubborn

  • @cucumber7199
    @cucumber7199 2 года назад +17

    Cucumber Approved ‎‎

  • @floky958
    @floky958 2 года назад +20

    Ohh my I need part two, this got me intrigued😭♥️♥️

  • @lxmontart9693
    @lxmontart9693 2 года назад +4

    Him: *explaining his idea*
    Me: But what if i just gave you information. Like i stay with mine, you stay with yours and i give you everything you need. The information, attack plans, gossip. You have the high ground. Then we fall in love.

  • @jammer.jamie.
    @jammer.jamie. 2 года назад +16

    Part 2 please!!! This is way too good!!😂❤️

  • @the.cookie.monster6912
    @the.cookie.monster6912 2 года назад +2

    "mama I'm inlove with a criminal".

  • @Cupids___Arrow
    @Cupids___Arrow 2 года назад +3

    *Him coming to kill me*
    *....*
    Sir, i think my suicidal mind can deal with that at any point in my life-

  • @enya-2170
    @enya-2170 2 года назад +11

    Great work ✨Can we have a second part please maybe hehe :P

  • @andreadimitrova6575
    @andreadimitrova6575 2 года назад +7

    We need a part 2, this was so good! Great job :)

  • @mustafarustamzada3015
    @mustafarustamzada3015 2 года назад +7

    I watched 2 mins of this but took me 20 mins to improvise on what I'm gonna do or what I was gonna say

  • @mustafarustamzada3015
    @mustafarustamzada3015 2 года назад +2

    I'm dying from this audio

  • @tofuux
    @tofuux 2 года назад +6

    omg that was amazinggg

  • @ladydee3256
    @ladydee3256 2 года назад +38

    Isn't dating an option here?! I see it as an opportunity to show and lead by example! He could ask listener out as a "calling their bluff" and listener could and would gladly accept dispite listener's familys objections and they could court eachother?!?

  • @MAX-br4hf
    @MAX-br4hf 2 года назад +5

    *end of video*
    I hope you manage to get some sleep.
    Me:.....I take after my mother, I dont sleep :]

  • @derpycat4679
    @derpycat4679 2 года назад +1

    me: just chilling
    him: shh don't move
    me: b**** what you mean. you came here ill move if I wanna plus I got adhd I ain't gonna sit there
    him: and don't make a sound
    me: * choke* asthma

  • @shayshay5617
    @shayshay5617 2 года назад +14

    I hope there's a part 2?

  • @gothbunnyboy6455
    @gothbunnyboy6455 2 года назад +7

    Him: It’s a knife.
    Me: no rlly 😶I thought it was a pillow /s
    Him: .... did you just use a tone indicator out loud 😶
    Me: yes what about it 🤨🙄🙄

    • @meilusion
      @meilusion 2 года назад

      Xiao what are u doing here?📸🤨

    • @gothbunnyboy6455
      @gothbunnyboy6455 2 года назад

      @@meilusion making a [Slight Yandere] Lovestruck Assassin fall in love w me 🙄 and what about it !!! /j

  • @lillithlycan1602
    @lillithlycan1602 2 года назад +1

    I have nerve damage in my neck. So when he said that at the beginning… no I don’t feel that against my neck! 🤣

  • @gracio1231
    @gracio1231 2 года назад

    i love the way you talk its sensual excitin n astonishin my dear!! happy new year you earned a new subscriber

  • @VO1D0709
    @VO1D0709 2 года назад

    YOUR VOICE!!!! AAAAAHHH😭 ITS SO CUTE!!!!!

  • @melissamedinaquiles9396
    @melissamedinaquiles9396 2 года назад +2

    So cool

  • @Raywithabeanie_
    @Raywithabeanie_ Год назад

    Him: Talking about how we are beautiful and stuff
    Me who is emo: are you sure about that?

  • @xxemo_sisxx823
    @xxemo_sisxx823 2 года назад

    I read assasin and got so excited

  • @springladyrose1918
    @springladyrose1918 2 года назад

    I feel a boost in my self estime 😁✨

  • @lovelyjuliexo
    @lovelyjuliexo 2 года назад +3

    wouldn’t an arranged marriage unite the houses though?

  • @Illyrikalaufeyson
    @Illyrikalaufeyson 2 года назад

    I see yandere and I come running

  • @zsaleicaanderson7605
    @zsaleicaanderson7605 10 месяцев назад

    Hmm who would a thought an assasin would fall in love with their target.

  • @aerissama9480
    @aerissama9480 2 года назад +1

    Can we have a part 2 😖😫

  • @hennicyeden8516
    @hennicyeden8516 2 года назад

    WTF rawr •_• I'm ok

  • @aquardo
    @aquardo 2 года назад +5

    Okay this isn't a critique or anything, I was just over analyzing it but if the blackmonts are so powerful and overall have a better kingdom then why are they so concerned with y/n? Like I understand we're smart but Mr. assassin over here said that we'd be wasting our talents on the kingdom that's kinda crumbling and going to be ruled by our dumba$$ brother anyways lmao. Thank you for coming to my TED talk moral of the story I believe y/n would be the baddest bish in all the land if we ruled 😌 love your audio!

  • @ashleypie6776
    @ashleypie6776 2 года назад +3

    More pls

  • @minyoongi2662
    @minyoongi2662 2 года назад +2

    👏

  • @blue_the_shark1384
    @blue_the_shark1384 2 года назад +2

    Pls tell me there’s going to be more 🥺🥰

  • @levieggerman1952
    @levieggerman1952 2 года назад +5

    👀☕

  • @gracio1231
    @gracio1231 2 года назад +1

    Part 2 please n excuse me?!? how’d you know I have a brother?? lol

  • @prince_chavv02
    @prince_chavv02 2 года назад

    Now sirrr... I feel like you could've just tried to date me for a while before sneaking into my room and assaulting me with this "better life" option💀

  • @mustafarustamzada3015
    @mustafarustamzada3015 2 года назад +3

    And why should I choose you and you even said I can choose someone I like and it looks like I don't like you

  • @kaiya-san4268
    @kaiya-san4268 2 года назад +3

    👍😳😍

  • @goldy.s4631
    @goldy.s4631 2 года назад +1

    By any chance will this have a part 2????
    :>

    • @DonLeeVA
      @DonLeeVA  2 года назад +1

      Haven't seen it pop up yet

  • @ineedtotouchgrass8071
    @ineedtotouchgrass8071 2 года назад

    Will there be a part2 cause im really interested

  • @CheekyDxvil
    @CheekyDxvil 2 года назад +4

    I need part 2

  • @thomashorton8302
    @thomashorton8302 2 года назад +5

    Pls part 2 lol

  • @isaacfoster6054
    @isaacfoster6054 2 года назад

    I heard the exact same story somewere 😂😂

  • @AndreBedrac
    @AndreBedrac Год назад

    Ich würde eher sterben alsi mich so entscheiden

  • @taismolina9471
    @taismolina9471 2 года назад

    How was the best day with 🙂 and my day 💞👍 love 😘 too much 😚 much 😘

  • @nanarmstrong6231
    @nanarmstrong6231 2 года назад +1

    and the frog is the only three more days till my Mom and I don't think you are so beautiful and amazing you know I am going home now so we are going out with you want me to come over here and there was no one else can we do have to be able get it to you and your Mom is going to the house to myself I just want you can I call u when I'm on the way you could you please

  • @SeMarcelo
    @SeMarcelo 2 года назад +1

    I don't want to upset you, but he isn't Assassin, he is Saber.

  • @normalhumain3960
    @normalhumain3960 2 года назад +2

    It's not a audio of Tingli tone??