I love how the Assasin is still an assasin: extremely self centered. Like bruh I don't care about being with you, all I care about is saving my family and uniting both empires to bring peace to the people, when did this issue became about your narcissistic ass? Lmao got a little carried away there. But as always, great audio!!
For me my decision will depend whether it looks good on the map, if both empires are united in the terrible way charles the 5th's empire was I would be saying hell no
4:58 Assassin: *yawns* Me: Sir I can see you're tired, I say you hop in the bed with me and get some rest, we can proceed with all the murder thing tomorrow
Hiya, I really appreciate the short breaks you put in it, giving us time to aswer. Makes it much more like rp. Good work. ^^ (Comes to my mind everytime I see this script) Assassin: "Do you really want to be stuck where you are?" Me: (not really thinking about it) "Between you and the bed? Could be worse, eh?" *giggles *
Marriages like this tend to bring families together, so this is actually the perfect solution. I would look at the assassin's reaction if the listener proposed marriage to him :D
I feel as though marrying into the blankmonts would just end the rivalry, which meant it had an advantage to the listener's family as well. That's not what he wants. What he wants is taking the family's best threat, thus abandoning the family and getting adopted by the blankmonts, but he also wants you as his. Getting adopted and getting together with a blankmont means that the listener's family has zero to gain from this, and it's almost as if you were killed, because you are no longer considered a threat if you side with the blankmonts instead. You asking this made me ponder about it too, but this is the best I got. Still not the confirmed intention though, just a hunch.
Him: I suggest you find another solution Me: ever heard of a thing where you untie houses through marriage? I no longer become a threat cause I would be on your side, you don't have to kill me, you and I get married, Your house saves my house, and I could potentially help to improve your house with my so-called knowledge cause apparently im really smart and because of that im a threat.
Him: *explaining his idea* Me: But what if i just gave you information. Like i stay with mine, you stay with yours and i give you everything you need. The information, attack plans, gossip. You have the high ground. Then we fall in love.
Isn't dating an option here?! I see it as an opportunity to show and lead by example! He could ask listener out as a "calling their bluff" and listener could and would gladly accept dispite listener's familys objections and they could court eachother?!?
me: just chilling him: shh don't move me: b**** what you mean. you came here ill move if I wanna plus I got adhd I ain't gonna sit there him: and don't make a sound me: * choke* asthma
Okay this isn't a critique or anything, I was just over analyzing it but if the blackmonts are so powerful and overall have a better kingdom then why are they so concerned with y/n? Like I understand we're smart but Mr. assassin over here said that we'd be wasting our talents on the kingdom that's kinda crumbling and going to be ruled by our dumba$$ brother anyways lmao. Thank you for coming to my TED talk moral of the story I believe y/n would be the baddest bish in all the land if we ruled 😌 love your audio!
and the frog is the only three more days till my Mom and I don't think you are so beautiful and amazing you know I am going home now so we are going out with you want me to come over here and there was no one else can we do have to be able get it to you and your Mom is going to the house to myself I just want you can I call u when I'm on the way you could you please
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“To remove you from this world would be a crime.” Yeah dude it’s called murder😂
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LMAO
LMFAOAOAOOOO 💀💀💀
Lol
"You feel that, its a knife"
Me: "Oh really? I thought it was dead fish pressed up against my neck" *Sarcasm noises*
LMAO
@« // 𝕭𝖆𝖒𝖒𝖞 \\ » OH NO HE'S GOT A SPOON (sorry I had to-)
PFFT- 😂💀
Bro I thought it was a Damm pillow!
@@YourLocalTrash_Panda Reasonable assumption
*Assassin coming to kill me*
Me: *politely declines because I like doing things myself*
I am ashamed I laughed way too hard at that.
@@ObliviouzRomantic you ok?
Bro the entire time I was listening to this I was like
“ Yo dude just give me the knife! It’s ok I want to die!”
@@averyeiburu3362 SAME
Lmao 🤣💀💀
"If you make *any* noise-"
Me : *sneeze*
Bless you~
Yes,give him covid
@@gigglinggiggler Best gift ever, ✨Covid✨
@@gigglinggiggler The flinstones gummies I had as a kid will kill it in a matter of seconds
@@DonLeeVA mine didn't work 😮💨
Him: “Do you feel that against your neck?”
Me: *No?*
Him: “This is… a knife”
Me: *Oooo Kinky*
Him: “If- wait what?”
Why would I say that 👁️👄👁️🤣
him "so this is what I think we can do-"
me "you join us"
him *tells listener about his idea*
me "😐still, I like my idea better. you can become king!"
Him: " If you struggle or make any noise......."
Me: *(*coughs*)* 👁👄👁
You wanna kill me? You take corona.
Covid: ima about to end your hole career
ah yes a self centered assassin confessing love to a boss babe noble 🤩💸
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gaslight💆♀️gatekeep🙅♀️girlboss😼
I love how the Assasin is still an assasin: extremely self centered. Like bruh I don't care about being with you, all I care about is saving my family and uniting both empires to bring peace to the people, when did this issue became about your narcissistic ass?
Lmao got a little carried away there. But as always, great audio!!
Girrrrrl I’m with you there.
For me my decision will depend whether it looks good on the map, if both empires are united in the terrible way charles the 5th's empire was I would be saying hell no
Assassin: you know what to do in the event there's an assassin right?
Me: there... was a guidebook for that??
4:58
Assassin: *yawns*
Me: Sir I can see you're tired, I say you hop in the bed with me and get some rest, we can proceed with all the murder thing tomorrow
"I'm wealthy, intelligent..."
Not to mention humble, huh?
"...Arrogant"
U ain't lying 🤣
So a narcissistic assassin and an absolute boss of a noble? I like it
Him: Removing you from this world is a crime
Me out loud: Technically both are crimes
Him: I am aware that they are both crimes
Me: Cut the cameras
“**hush** I kill people for money, spying on you isn’t the thing to get upset about.”
UHHH?? I have scoptophobia- IM GONNA BE UPSET REGARDLESS
Hiya, I really appreciate the short breaks you put in it, giving us time to aswer. Makes it much more like rp. Good work. ^^
(Comes to my mind everytime I see this script)
Assassin: "Do you really want to be stuck where you are?"
Me: (not really thinking about it) "Between you and the bed? Could be worse, eh?" *giggles *
“ It’s a knife”
Oh really no shit I thought it was a damn Elmo stick *Weird noises*
e-elmo stick?
Couldn’t the listener just marry into the blackmonts? Like why do we have to be adopted first? Either way great audio 👍
Marriages like this tend to bring families together, so this is actually the perfect solution. I would look at the assassin's reaction if the listener proposed marriage to him :D
Yes I thought so tooo
Yup
Probably because the assassin is also adopted
I feel as though marrying into the blankmonts would just end the rivalry, which meant it had an advantage to the listener's family as well. That's not what he wants. What he wants is taking the family's best threat, thus abandoning the family and getting adopted by the blankmonts, but he also wants you as his. Getting adopted and getting together with a blankmont means that the listener's family has zero to gain from this, and it's almost as if you were killed, because you are no longer considered a threat if you side with the blankmonts instead.
You asking this made me ponder about it too, but this is the best I got. Still not the confirmed intention though, just a hunch.
Him: I suggest you find another solution
Me: ever heard of a thing where you untie houses through marriage? I no longer become a threat cause I would be on your side, you don't have to kill me, you and I get married, Your house saves my house, and I could potentially help to improve your house with my so-called knowledge cause apparently im really smart and because of that im a threat.
Me:trying to not cry
Me:also gasping for air
Omg my sister and brother though someone was really talking to me and got scared 😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣
Wait that’s a knife!
I thought you were holding a teddy bear against my throat.
Thanks for reminding me!
This.is.AMAZING ✨Good job 😌👌✨
*makes everything he say's dirty*
That's just me
Anger issues much?.....😝 I'm just stubborn
Cucumber Approved
1:31 sir please put your mask on.
Part 2 please!!! This is way too good!!😂❤️
Ohh my I need part two, this got me intrigued😭♥️♥️
so true ace twisted wonderland profile pic
Him: *explaining his idea*
Me: But what if i just gave you information. Like i stay with mine, you stay with yours and i give you everything you need. The information, attack plans, gossip. You have the high ground. Then we fall in love.
THE TEA!!🍵🙌✨
I watched 2 mins of this but took me 20 mins to improvise on what I'm gonna do or what I was gonna say
Great work ✨Can we have a second part please maybe hehe :P
"mama I'm inlove with a criminal".
Isn't dating an option here?! I see it as an opportunity to show and lead by example! He could ask listener out as a "calling their bluff" and listener could and would gladly accept dispite listener's familys objections and they could court eachother?!?
I hope there's a part 2?
*Him coming to kill me*
*....*
Sir, i think my suicidal mind can deal with that at any point in my life-
😂
omg that was amazinggg
*end of video*
I hope you manage to get some sleep.
Me:.....I take after my mother, I dont sleep :]
Same
We need a part 2, this was so good! Great job :)
I have nerve damage in my neck. So when he said that at the beginning… no I don’t feel that against my neck! 🤣
I'm dying from this audio
me: just chilling
him: shh don't move
me: b**** what you mean. you came here ill move if I wanna plus I got adhd I ain't gonna sit there
him: and don't make a sound
me: * choke* asthma
So cool
YOUR VOICE!!!! AAAAAHHH😭 ITS SO CUTE!!!!!
i love the way you talk its sensual excitin n astonishin my dear!! happy new year you earned a new subscriber
Him: It’s a knife.
Me: no rlly 😶I thought it was a pillow /s
Him: .... did you just use a tone indicator out loud 😶
Me: yes what about it 🤨🙄🙄
Xiao what are u doing here?📸🤨
@@meilusion making a [Slight Yandere] Lovestruck Assassin fall in love w me 🙄 and what about it !!! /j
Him: Talking about how we are beautiful and stuff
Me who is emo: are you sure about that?
Hmm who would a thought an assasin would fall in love with their target.
I read assasin and got so excited
More pls
I feel a boost in my self estime 😁✨
I see yandere and I come running
wouldn’t an arranged marriage unite the houses though?
Can we have a part 2 😖😫
Pls tell me there’s going to be more 🥺🥰
Okay this isn't a critique or anything, I was just over analyzing it but if the blackmonts are so powerful and overall have a better kingdom then why are they so concerned with y/n? Like I understand we're smart but Mr. assassin over here said that we'd be wasting our talents on the kingdom that's kinda crumbling and going to be ruled by our dumba$$ brother anyways lmao. Thank you for coming to my TED talk moral of the story I believe y/n would be the baddest bish in all the land if we ruled 😌 love your audio!
WTF rawr •_• I'm ok
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Part 2 please n excuse me?!? how’d you know I have a brother?? lol
I need part 2
Now sirrr... I feel like you could've just tried to date me for a while before sneaking into my room and assaulting me with this "better life" option💀
And why should I choose you and you even said I can choose someone I like and it looks like I don't like you
I heard the exact same story somewere 😂😂
By any chance will this have a part 2????
:>
Haven't seen it pop up yet
Will there be a part2 cause im really interested
Pls part 2 lol
Ich würde eher sterben alsi mich so entscheiden
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nice pfp
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How was the best day with 🙂 and my day 💞👍 love 😘 too much 😚 much 😘
I don't want to upset you, but he isn't Assassin, he is Saber.
It's not a audio of Tingli tone??
and the frog is the only three more days till my Mom and I don't think you are so beautiful and amazing you know I am going home now so we are going out with you want me to come over here and there was no one else can we do have to be able get it to you and your Mom is going to the house to myself I just want you can I call u when I'm on the way you could you please