Folks, I've gotta talk to you about the elephant in the room. Tiamat... Tiamat has been doing some very nasty things lately. Very nasty. That woman... you know they call her a goddess? That's right, a primordial ocean goddess. Maybe she calls herself that, I don't know... no, I won't say it. Should I say it? No [waves hands away]. I think you all know what I was going to say! Look, I'll say it. Come to me and I'll say it. Maybe now I won't say it, but later. This woman is doing things you wouldn't believe. People tell me, all kinds of people, Sumerians and Mesopotamians, they tell me: "you've gotta do something about this woman!" They do, that's what they tell me! And you know what? I think they're right. Folks, we've got to drain the ocean.
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I have become convinced Gugubo knows everything about everything.
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Folks, I've gotta talk to you about the elephant in the room. Tiamat... Tiamat has been doing some very nasty things lately. Very nasty. That woman... you know they call her a goddess? That's right, a primordial ocean goddess. Maybe she calls herself that, I don't know... no, I won't say it. Should I say it? No [waves hands away]. I think you all know what I was going to say! Look, I'll say it. Come to me and I'll say it. Maybe now I won't say it, but later. This woman is doing things you wouldn't believe. People tell me, all kinds of people, Sumerians and Mesopotamians, they tell me: "you've gotta do something about this woman!" They do, that's what they tell me! And you know what? I think they're right. Folks, we've got to drain the ocean.
Thanks to you I learned a little history.
this is one of the bbest comments ive ever
This deserves so much more attention
the editing is so good
This is great stuff, hilarious watching the sped up lake drain footage. BZZZZZZZZ
Great video, really loved your commentary.
this is revolutionary
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Why do you make me HEAR this in Text form. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
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challenge accepted.
Cool!
Lmao lol the more you know!
LISTEN BUDDY is it LMAO or is it LOL pick a side
I need to become a speedrunner just for this
Cool
I found that like 3 days ago it weird also on 4-2 tide pool under sword
IMPOSTER 📮📮📮📮📮
You should make more videos like this, should you have any idea for them!
I know what I'm doing tomorrow after school
Sus
There is a Speedrun that includes breaking the tiamat lake
WAIT WHAT WATER ISN'T ACTUALLY WATER IN THESE GAMES??? JUST PARTICLE AFFECTS!
somebody call dani
nice voice
Then you bring a metal shield
Sus lake?!?!📮📮📮
This is what we need, gugubo the mastermind of spelunky 2 💀
Hol up...