How to download Android SDK for Intellij

"No Java SDK of appropriate version found. In addition to the Android SDK, you need to define a JDK 1.5, 1.6 or 1.7" error message is a bug. 1.8 is the need.
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1. Download Android NDK
2. Set locations to android sdk/ndk by creating a local.properties file directly in your top level project folder with the following contents.
sdk.dir=C\:\\Users\\username\\AppData\\Local\\Android\\Sdk
ndk.dir=C\:\\Users\\username\\AppData\\Local\\Android\\Sdk\
dk-bundle
3. Install Android Device (gotta happen sometime lol)
4. Issue's with installing Haxm Fix - www.tektutoria...

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