Bill Sutton - Nine-to-Five Barbarian [HQ]

Past Due track 07. Thanks to rocketman0739 for providing high-quality versions of these songs.
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Lyrics:
Every morning the alarm goes off and knocks me out of bed
I rush to catch the bus to get to work and bash some heads
My boss is screaming murder as I punch the clock at nine
I grab my blade and armor and start hacking up the line
Chorus:
I'm a nine-to-five barbarian!
Don't have to do no paperwork, I'm happy as a clam
Not a farmer or librarian!
I'm a killer with a vengeance and a profit-sharing plan
There's a coffee break at ten o'clock, another one at three
An hour off for lunch and for the doc to look at me
A stop to sharpen up my knife and brush the guts away
Then back into the fight to earn my dollar for the day
(Chorus)
At 5 the whistle blows and I go home to hearth and wife
I have a drink and contemplate the meaning of my life
The stresses of my budget can no longer be denied
I'm going to have to start assassinations on the side
(Chorus)

[@zekiah2]

Lovely

[@billtrent6520]

I think this my favorite song of Bill Sutton.

[@happyskull2345]

This reminds me of Discworld

[@Proctor013]

Love it

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