The officer accused the victim for not having a 'license for getting stabbed'. Gladly the stabber showed his 'stabbing' license so that the poor dude wouldn't get in trouble. What a nice lad. We need more people like him.
Suprised that it doesn't make a crunch sound when gets stabbed with all the crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's lovely jubily delights he's been eating
I love how the officer asks if the guy getting stabbed if HE has a license for getting stabbed, but the stabber reveals his stabbing license. This begs the question, what would've happened had the victim been in possession of a getting stabbed license?
I love the fact that he's just so chill about a kitchen knife going through his spine cutting his spinal cord and punctuating many different veins and arterys and just at the end saying "bloody 'ell.." fuckin golden
"Oi, what's this under your coat 'ere? An automatic rifle? Tsk, you know the rules, mate. That's a 30 Quid fine." "Officer, that man has a spoon." *"BY THE FUCKING QUEEN!!!"*
American version: Criminal: Bang! Victim: OW, WHAT THE HECK MAN! Officer: Hey, got a Second Amendment? Criminal: Yep, got me Second Amendment right here. Officer: Sorry man, a Second Amendment is a Second Amendmant. Victim: Well f***. Criminal: That's gotta hurt.
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The officer accused the victim for not having a 'license for getting stabbed'. Gladly the stabber showed his 'stabbing' license so that the poor dude wouldn't get in trouble. What a nice lad. We need more people like him.
agreed man
*in**
@@acatandacat8044 Thanks man. It sounded a bit off when I wrote it.
@@lordtornado3321 np
WE DO NEED PEOPLE LIKE HIM
This is true, the Queen has given ME a license to drive a singular aeroplane into any city I wish for one time only. I am yet to use it.
If you're gonna use it do fly it into trumps tower please :) for obvious reasons
@@SainsburysNectarCard *Obsessed*
Offenbach, no one would notice the carnage anyway.
@@SainsburysNectarCard meh north korea more like ut
9/11 2.0
I love how the officer's first instinct is to ask if the guy getting stabbed has a license; and not the one doing the stabbing
Nice pfp
Я не понимал английского юмора, пока не использовал субтитры, смешно
@@scpfoundation8966 Спасибо
@@guyofminimalimportance7 нет
true british police superiority
inaccurate: there'd be tea gushing out of him instead of blood
edit: holy crumpets this wasn't even a good comment wtf
Suprised that it doesn't make a crunch sound when gets stabbed with all the crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's lovely jubily delights he's been eating
This comment is incorrect, that only happens when we are stabbed in the stomach or the brain
@@crocyboi1219 damn the UK's got the good shit
@@smugumin3448
Yeah, this should have been bovril
Nah he would be leaking "biscuits" (cookies)
I love how the officer asks if the guy getting stabbed if HE has a license for getting stabbed, but the stabber reveals his stabbing license. This begs the question, what would've happened had the victim been in possession of a getting stabbed license?
Spose it means people are obligated to shank the holder of the license
@@wilymuppet8941 Just make sure It's actually *your* license, don't know what kinda trouble you can get Into If It's not
@@TaurusTheCrazyBull Then the stabber would have to change targets to the ACTUAL owner of the being stabbed licence.
15 pound fine and fiteen'' minute of jail time, ya? for the queen, kinda sucks innit?
He wouldn’t be fined for getting stabbed?
As a British person myself, I can confirm, this is what happens on the daily.
Yo i woke up in the uk and i heard someone say SHAMK and i said “honey there at it again”
@@grindings9460 yeah, sometimes it's just for no reason. Did you see why they did it or nah?
@@montariath5949 they got it from the queen mate and my dog was afraid he’ll be next
@@grindings9460 ahh shucks man.
@@montariath5949 ye
I love this style of animation unironically
No furries >:(
@@f-15TheFkingEagle welcome to the internet
@@iputapipebombintoyourmailb6210 no more protogen
@@f-15TheFkingEagle no more flying jet
@@iputapipebombintoyourmailb6210 nooooooooo :(
"Oi oi oi, where the loicense?" the best part)
"I got me a loicense for stabbin' right here."
"BY THE QUEEN"
"Well a Loicense is a Loicense sorry mate Cant inte'feah"
@@oldrelic2690 "bloody 'ell"
@echoreenu oi bruv you want some scrap yeah 😂
I love the fact that he's just so chill about a kitchen knife going through his spine cutting his spinal cord and punctuating many different veins and arterys and just at the end saying "bloody 'ell.." fuckin golden
wdym, this is britain, pretty normal here
Guy getting stabbed: *This is fine*
69th like, nice.
I mean he's just acting chill so the stabber doesn't stab the biscuits and tea in his pocket
I mean I understand stabbing someone, but his lunch, no no no
I wish the stabber teeth were always shut, just to express his aggressive somewhat muffiling voice. But overall it's an amazing animation.
I agree but if they did that people would say stuff like "he didnt animate the stabber's mouth"
@@RG_Rizzy well the animator could make the lips around to it's animated
"The Queen gave me Permission to break a pact, now I have Air force"
-germany
"im going to take over poland" - that one famous German guy with a mustache
@@LoafLoafLoaf Also the guy that hates jews.
@@Mr.Knightman912 that's a bit too on-the-nose, don't ya think? Stick to 'that one famous German guy with a mustache.'
"Oi, what's this under your coat 'ere? An automatic rifle? Tsk, you know the rules, mate. That's a 30 Quid fine."
"Officer, that man has a spoon."
*"BY THE FUCKING QUEEN!!!"*
Fun fact, we legally can use one shot, double barreled and triple barreled shotguns
American version:
Criminal: Bang!
Victim: OW, WHAT THE HECK MAN!
Officer: Hey, got a Second Amendment?
Criminal: Yep, got me Second Amendment right here.
Officer: Sorry man, a Second Amendment is a Second Amendmant.
Victim: Well f***.
Criminal: That's gotta hurt.
@@aaronking2020 I knew that if guns were brought up someone obviously wouldn't be able to resist bringing up America.
@@atomicdragon4944 yeah, you just need a license to make sure you arent a psycho
Fun fact, in 48 states you can legally own a flamethrower (California and Maryland banned it)
Inaccurate, teeth are too perfect.
You say that, but I'm pretty sure most people's teeth aren't fused into one tooth rind.
@@offthetrails894 boohoowa
Since british people can visit dentists without going bankrupt rhey have much better teeth than for example US americans
I showed this to the only British guy I know and his reaction was priceless.
Describe reaction please
@@Jartran72 yes describe reaction please
yes, this is what a remaster should look like. brilliant.
This is perfect
Tricky xd?
The cop is looking for people who haven't payed their telly license.
imagine being shanked and your last words are “bloody hell” but calmly
Afraid you’re gonna have to renew that license now, mate.
lol
✨ “ b y t h e k i n g “ ✨
He's got a license sorry can't interfere. 😂
" *Bit* sad innit?"
Me: "No but I bit(d) farewell to the port and the land as I paddle away from brave England's white sand"
It’s never complete without the M
He may have a license to stab but dose he have a license to kill?
He does not
"A bit rude to put that knife in me chest innit bruv" xDD
technically the queen does have the power to give someone the ability to stab anyone they please if she wanted to.
Finally my favourite video is animated
I like how the queen's signature is *highness*
the last frame perfectly described what my face was after the video
I fucking love this, I wanna animate now
LANGUAGE!
@@jacquiwallbank6506 -.-
OI OI OI WHERE'S EVERYBOIDY'S COIMMENTING LOICENSE
@YOOgurT FYNgus, A Bill Wurtz fan Allroight, a loicense is a loicense
@YOOgurT FYNgus, A Bill Wurtz fan Bit sad, ye
Got me a loicense for coimmenting roight ‘ere,
*by the Queen* 💳
@@Nate-go2ln by the Queen, innit? Oight, good to goi
I’ve been saying “oioioi yeaouh wanka wots ol this then” for MONTHS now, and I _cannot_ stop, help me.
Every witness testimony in ace attorney ever
Never in my life have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with
Whenever I reflect on my past life choices:
Bit sad, innit?
“Bloody hell”
-London doge
This is exactly why we need spoon control! Ban all assault kitchen accessories! Think of the children!
As a brit this is not true you must also have a "I'm being stabbed licence"
exactly? the guy getting stabbed didn't HAVE an i'm-being-stabbed license and thus was given an adequate punishment.
Никогда не понимал английский юмор.(без субтитров)
what?
@@FaissalsAnimation yass?
He's saying that he was never able to understand english humor without subtitles.
@@Livya5285 ooh okay thanks
это потому что ты англиский не знаешь
how calm thats he say bloody hell in a peacfull way
"You got a licence for getting stabbed?"
In an instant, I got Lone Star Law vibes
*biscuts*
как анимация выросла....успехов тебе!
i can’t believe i haven’t found this channel up until now.
thank you, youtube recommended algorithm
You need to watch this multiple times to understand who the officer asked.
I love how the doge just act likes he's okay despite having a knife going through his chest
Perfection
" *OI YOU GOT THAT ANIMATING LOICENSE?* "
The law was heavily against the guy getting stabbed
Oy bruv bit rude innit to upstage every other animator on this platform with superior work yeah
The mouth animations and the animation in general is beautiful.
OI OI YOU GOT THAT VOICE ACTING LICENSE (but its animated)
I cant stop watching this
I didn't want to laugh at this meme again but this is pretty well made
As a British person, I can tell you this is 100% accurate
0.5x is sounding like they just drink queens bottli bottle of alchocol
Wow, youtube recommended me this 2 years later.. still happy
S H A M K
Oi oi oi wanker whats all this then?
Got a loicense for getting stabbed?
@Miloš Đošić oi ay got me license right here
@Miloš Đošić bit sad innit, bruv?
Can you please add subtitles amazing job
this is bloomin the best animation ive ever seen innit bruv
*I had too-*
This is well animated.
The original was hilarious. This didn't necessarily disappoint, either.
Only furry that is acceptable
That's what we call a defence contracter
Pretty neat animation ngl.
причудливый гугл переводчик русский материал
(I don't actually know how to speak Russian)
Что?
Переведу на русский
Странный гугл перевод русского контента
We needed this for a long time
I got my listen at 12 and have had lots of fun with it since
A well that’s nice… wait a minute
License M8 license you didn't *listen* during English lesson do ya?
Bri'ish cops are so kind, they don't interfeah.
I didn't know I needed this until now
Role-play games be like:
I want a cartoon like this
Dude this is actually such good animation
No doggos were harmed in the making of this video
You can say they are having a sharp conversation
Thank god i have my "dont stab" liscence with me everytime
"Loincence is a loincence"
-that doge from Eng-land, 2021
This is really good for no reason
And I love it
Assains creed syndicate making mor sense now
I cant wait untill this has like a million views, this is an amazing animation!
Ill share this with my friends.
The stabber is an undercover cat. Lol
You're lucky my license to kill is currently revoked.
These animations are awesome!
As a typical British Guy, this is accurate as this happened to me yesterday
Well are you ok
@@namedless No is a ghost now
Love the animation!!! My friend is british and he wheezed at this.
You're underrated, you deserve more subscribers
Thats a bloody grate animation 'ight there luv
This is actually nice animated. Good job
this is very good, innit bruv, im glad it was uploaded to youchube
"bit sad innit?"
my life in 3 words
0:15 rip doggo
Are these corgis, because that would make sense?
Bruv this is the best bloody animation mate
I suddenly feel like rereading guards guards
This is why murders always gets arrested and others don’t cuz they have license
BY THE QUEEN
The one getting stabbed looks like he's done with everyone's shit
The cop said a license for getting stabbed not stabbing.
Woah the queen gave me a several time use killing license
"Bit sad, innit?"
This looks like a recent documentary on London.