YOU'RE ALL GOIN TO JAIL! Multiple Revocations of Dumb Defendants Playing Games With The
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- Опубликовано: 3 апр 2024
- Multiple defendants get revoked in one short time edited video! Yet another example of what our courts deal with every day…
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I love the judges doubling their bond.
I like when the deputies come over to the revoked dudes, tap them on the back, then invite them to go through the door they're pointing to. Hilarious sequence.
@@Alboalt LOL!🤣
Doubling the bond seems petty.
Over a joint? U are a sick individual
Keep poor people in jail oh yes so funny
If you’re on probation for two OWI’s, and you’re willing to violate your probation for a glass of wine, there’s a big issue. Clearly, he doesn’t think that drinking and driving is that serious, nor does he think his probation is serious.
It’s the courts fault that these people just get probation and continue to drive on suspended liscence
My guess is he thought he drank long enough before the scheduled test. Messed up his math.
Or that his drinking problem is serious!
and we know the 1 glass of wine is a lie too
He wasn't thinking about driving. In the Dylan song "Leopardskin Pillbox Hat" is the line; "...just like a mattress bounces on a bottle of wine". I think that was more the idea.
OMG i brushed my teeth during an NFL football game.
Sounds to me like the "mouthwash" was made of barley and sold in a beercan🤣
I had tears in my eyes from laughing from the start of the Judge Simpson case.🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Me too!
Yeah, after watching a game and food, me and my bros brush our teeth. 😉
Yeah, the guy that looks extremely hungover in a dirty hoodie JUST was using mouthwash only. It fascinates me when people cannot take responsibility. I got caught once, was quiet and polite, took my punishment, all fines, quit drinking for good, and made it through everything court related just fine. If I had a problem, I emailed my probation officer and the court if needed, and made myself available to the court as needed.
That was 4 years ago and it went quite smoothly, I learned my lesson. and am 4 years sober.
It isn't that hard to grow up and take responsibility for your actions, people!
😂😂😂😂😂
I didnt know I was going to be drug tested 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
right? lol
Thats the point. How did these idiots survive to adult hood?
IT'S MARIJUANNA DAY 🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳
Can’t believe he even said that.
WTF? He thought that would help?
@@HLidaze
Exactly!
Lmao "he didn't know he'd be drug tested today so please be lenient on him for violating his bond and doing drugs"
What? It makes perfect sense! 😂
They should never drop illegal gun charges!!
100% agree, not EVER! The world has too many jerks and criminals as it is, but when they're armed.....!
Even if it's BS try non alcoholic mouth wash
I LOVE when the bailiff moves from in front of the bench…to blocking the ONLY exit!🤣🤣
great tell tale sign!
It's like hearing Judge Simpson say 'Mr Allen' during proceedings, which makes me giggle. I watch the bailiff/sheriff quietly move up behind the defendant and you know exactly how things are going to end!😂
Revolving door
Ikr, makes you get tingley all over when you hear "Mr Allen"! 😉
And families loose everything continually bailing out these people.
It’s simple, don’t do crimes! Families won’t be out anything then. Appears the statement is blaming the system instead of the criminal.
'lose'.
@kittys.2870...well, if their families are stupid enough to bail them out, instead of the criminal bailing themselves out, the families deserve to lose everything they posted. that's what they get, for not raising their 'child' to be a responsible human, and for continuing to enable that lovely, criminal behavior.
That's because stupid runs in families!
This judge does not mess around when people use drugs.
That address exchange was painful to listen to
He told him his address at least twice. It's not always the defendant's fault that judges don't understand.
Judge wasn't asking his address, he was asking if he had ever lived at the other address.
Whose on first😂
it is amazing how they always have a job that starts tomorrow, or a sick grandmother they need to care for...
The timing is always so perfect isn’t it.
Or children that all of a sudden need to be with because its their birthday..
I always think of the rare person who really does have something like that, but no one believes them because of this bs.
Marijuana Day !
You’re revoked and you’re revoked and you’re revoked!! Instead of cars, he’s handing out drug patches🤣😂
*you’re
@@ferretyluv done thanks
Pay up clink clink
What's a drug patch? Never heard of it.
@@marilynsmith365 he only said it for the second guy I think. It’s a patch that will tell wether they have been using drugs
The look on Judge Simpsons face when he heard the word "mouthwash", big chuckle.
People act like these judges haven’t seen literally everything already. Mr Simpson knows full well alcoholics will play the mouthwash card early and often
"Put your shirt on. We don't need ....a display." LOL Judge must get a real eyeful from up on the bench.
Plus, for whatever reason, she was leaning down too!
@@user-jy3zl2vp4bI mean… women with a large breasts don’t have a choice sometimes with cleavage lol most of my dressy clothes have cleavage too 🤷🏻♀️ 3-4 inches is literally nothing for most of us. 🤣Judge obviously isn’t experienced with large chested women
@Unstoppable_Unicorn He's a pretty good judge, but he's definitely a pearl-clutcher. Lol!
Honestly, there was no boobage on display-skin yes, but everything else was very low and covered…😅
Didn’t like that remark, it was unnecessary.
I wonder how many parents are losing their homes and savings for these rotten kids.
reminded me of that dummy who got revoked by judge disanto because she didn't think probation would start until she got a letter in the mail. not that she read her mail.
Addict with a gun burglarizing homes and thinks he is going to get his 10yr sentence reduced to probation?
Hell they normally do
😂😂😂 in love after locked up it happens a lot
Yet another defendant who was supposed to start a new job as they face jail time. Can anyone come up with an original line of BS pity seeking?
They always "start a new job"
Been doing my job a few years now. Occasionally you get a new excuse, but most of those are pretty stupid excuses too.
To be fair, my depression meds show up as opioids. The difference here, is I can prove what I'm on and what they show up as, as they are registered and shown to do so. If you're on meds like this, make sure you can prove it if you're on probation.
If you gave proof of your RX to probation and they still violate you.. bring your valid rx evidence to court to avoid issues. How hard is that for crying out loud... how?hard? is? that?!
What the fuck kind of "depression meds" are you taking that they show up as opiates? Or, the alternate question: How pathetically useless are these tests if these kinds of errors can happen? Normally SSRIs are what's used as "depression meds". Haven't heard of those showing up as opiates on drug tests.
Thank you for editing for time! One of the reasons I'm a fan.
thanks Pam! appreciate it!
@OSGCourtWatch yes, thank you for all your work!
THC & mouth wash sent everyone to jail yesterday, lol 😅
don’t rinse after smokin yur blunt..🤣
and the dog ate his homework in school
I was once on probation and required to take random drug tests. My PO asked if it would be clean and I told her very definitively that it would be clean because I have literally never used drugs or had alcohol. She was amazed when it was completely clean. Said everybody tells her that and it’s never true.
I also kept up on my payments, always checked in, kept in communication when I needed to travel for work, etc. I was arguably their most responsible.
And ironically, you probably had the easiest time on probation. That early compliance pays dividends later on.
...and good luck finding a bonding company to write your second bond after your revocation just cost them mega $
I can tell this judge cares, cause I feel like it’s my dad talking to me sometimes I hope he never loses his empathy
is that something you’d wear to church?
no.
me neither
I would have told him "YES". Because I can assure you Judge Stevens doesn't turn his PAID day off down on MLK Day! 😅
I might wear something like that to church, but not to court I know better than that.
@@karenwhite4141how does a paid day off for everyone who works at the state/federal level relate to the judge saying that the defendant wasn't dressed properly for court?
@@karenwhite4141 The fuck is that supposed to mean?
When I was in university, one of the louder womyn on campus complained that when she wore her "DYKE POWER!" t-shirt to job interviews, she always got negative reactions.
😂😂😂
I see nothing but pure cringe in people like that ... and I'm a lesbian. It's just so adolescent.
...I have no words 😮
@@Tindometari Our campus also had the "South East Asian Womyn's Collective", who pulled a variety of disruptive stunts.
Wearing a shirt like that to a job interview is a polarizing thing. If the business's focus is on queer representation, that shirt would tell the recruiter that the wearer is likely to fit in. Otherwise, it tells the recruiter that the wearer is likely to be an HR nightmare. The guy in this video wearing his Martin Luther King t-shirt to court is sending a message, but it's not helping his case.
@jpolowin0 What's wrong with an MLK shirt? We ALL (AMERICANS) observe the day. We get a PAID day off for it, but I don't see anyone turning it down. ijs Seems a little racist to me.
Man I am so glad I stay out of trouble because I do not want to be in someone's jail.
These aren't mistakes these are choices these adults are making it's not a mistake like picking up the wrong jacket they make choices and you have to be accountable for your choices
Ha ha ha. He wants to be warned when he’s going to be drug tested. Is he for real.
😂🤣
Wouldn’t we all 😂
He's absolutely serious. But then, there's a reason he's in front of a judge.
I was hoping the judge would let him keep digging his hole. I wanted to understand his logic. 😁
That's some pretty powerful mouthwash. Why do defendants think the courts are not streetwise, and haven't heard half of these excuses before?
So glad to see the judge not playing games and demanding respect in court. These people are shown are so dumb and disrespectful!
Blowing .23 off mouthwash? He downing the whole bottle?😂
The Judge is on a roll, love it.
Ppl don't understand that concept......it cost a hell of a lot more to do the crime than it is for "fun time" or whatever you wanna call it!!!!!!!!
Not to mention... how dumb do you have to be to get a 2nd DUI after not learning after your first one?
And then to do something so stupid like drinking when you're on a PBT testing schedule while out on bond?...hope GF heard he blamed *her* wine drinking and get a clue.. this guy is a Loser.
Dayum! Judge Stevens is picking them up and laying them down! He’s awesome!
Interesting compilation. Good pace. Squishy, i like how you turned down the ads for your channel. Great video! ❤
That's gotta be the first time I've ever heard someone try, "I wasn't told I'd be tested today so that's why I failed" & with a straight face no less!! And ya gotta love any version of the Twinkies or Chewbacca defense!! Judge Simpson ain't no dummy!! LOL!!
Perhaps that is why teachers give "pop" quizzes. Because in life,....you might get a pop quiz here or there?!? 🤣
the judge is on a roll with all these fools,if they dont know better thats on them,they need to be smarter then that
Sweatshirt drunk before Simpson has every physical marker of a raging alcoholic.
The liar said something interesting. He said that he lied because "all the other times I was good." That's one of the problems with many people - they treat everything as a video game, where as long as you do more good things than bad things, you can still "win". Well, that's not how real life works. In the real world, no matter how many "good" things you may have done in the past, it only takes one bad thing to fuck it all up.
I don’t think I have ever laughed at the mouth wash excuse so loudly when watching judge Simpson
defendant lies but also puts lawyer in bad position with the judges
And that's why attorneys really, REALLY don't like clients that lie to them.
Depends on how the lawyer acts in front of the judge, after all they are lawyers themselves and have been lied to many times in their career, they realize that defense lawyers get lied to by their clients, it's when the lawyers double down and triple down on an obvious lie that judges really put them in a bad position.
@@indianaslim4971 watch the video AGAIN and then respond ????
That's just one reason I could never be a lawyer.
Imagine how less overworked he'd be if the state just legalized weed.
It Dosnt matter if there on parole and ordered no drugs or alcohol unless prescribed
What? People are too dependent on substances. Your brain won’t be able to produce dopamine naturally, as this is what the drugs do as changing the brain’s chemistry with continued drug use. The only way is to have the brain drug free to heal and maybe the brain will heal enough to again produce its own dopamine.
It’s legal in Canada but still if your on probation you can’t drink or use
Imagine how many more deaths on the road there would be if they did!
@@magnuskain278 Fair enough.
I like that Judge Stevens is holding people responsible for the disrespect they're showing to the court via what they're wearing. Most judges allow anyone to roll up in there.
was it that new jack daniels mouth wash
the one you fill your mouth with and swallow over and over till the bottles empty?
sandwichman100 I hear Grey Goose has one as well.
You should always show up to court respectfully, no matter what it is for. Time and time again, I see people show up like it's a slumber party or they are going to hang out with friends. For some I guess court is a meeting of new friends they'll be in jail with. Super disrespectful
It's 420 day 😂😂😂
Seriously, though. I smoke daily, have for over 40 years, and it would be very difficult to quit, but I could if my freedom was on the line!
OMG! What don't these knuckle heads get? You wanna walk around free instead of sitting in a jail cell here are the rules you have to follow!
Also, very simple list of things to NEVER do to a judge...LIE to him/her, and INTERRUPT him/her. For cryin' out loud!
But we get to get entertained and comment on their stupidity
@@jodiforeman3314'get to be'?
Good lord, stupidity runs rampant in today' courtroom, YIKES!😱
Mouthwash is NEVER a good excuse because they make alcohol-free mouthwash. I know. It's what I use for mouthwash. 🤷
I love the judge wanting people to be dressed appropriately
Judge Stevens haha 😆 dang that was a rough one to get out of you!! 😂 I was laughing so hard
You get a patch 😂 go directly to jail it’s THC marijuana day. You failed your drug test did you know? He didn’t know he was going to be tested. Judge you want to be tipped off when you going to be drug tested ? No
lol 😂 all their bonds are now doubled
He was unaware he would be drug tested. Oh ok ,your free to go, bond will continue . I actually giggled through my bite of chocolate
It is sad that these people throw away the chance at freedom that they have been given. 😒
it really is OD!
Was the Mouth wash Vodka!! and you're supposed to spit it out, not drink it.
My favourite mouthwash is single-malt scotch ... but then I'm not on probation or bond. 😅
Those joints are sure expensive, $17,000, $40,000
Lots of drug test failures doubling the bonds. Those were some seriously expensive joints.
I love that one person who was trying to hesitate on the way to jail. The officer just keeps nudging a little harder each time. Do drugs, go to jail fool lol.
Thanks to the judges for being stern and fair. Stay in school, kids. Get an education and grow up respectful of the law.
I don't think, that even if he used everclear as mouthwash and he swallowed it, that he would blow numbers that high... Js..
This judge had no patience and showed no mercy. 😳
This judge is putting everyone in jail today. Over some weed, how crazy is that?
That first judge is so out of touch.....that lady said she has prescriptions for the opiates and amphetamines that are on file with the probation office and said. "No she doesn't" without even checking.....he is the epitome of everything a judge should not be.....
He neglected to say that he drank the bottle of mouthwash 😅😅
When a judge verifies with your attorney, that the only reason he is even telling the judge your excuse is because its the excuse you gave and want to use, you know he is not buying it.
The mouthwash defense and how long it went on, and the judge's reaction was hilarious.
I'm a dentist. That mouthwash story was HILARIOUS 😂
Your client uses mouthwash… What about soap for that lying mouth!
So much for marijuana not being addictive. Don't understand how people on bond can't give it a break for awhile.
I was trying to remember earlier who was the guy (I think he had Johnson as a last name) that Judge Simpson always told not to speak cause he would inevitably violate a bond condition and then he would still talk and violate a bond condition.
We’ll judge you’re not dealing with the brightest of individuals so don’t be shocked when they can’t answer simple questions
I have just discovered channels like this, and I never thought court proceedings could be so entertaining! I love it!!!
But they keep saying weed is not an addictive drug, but they can't stop smoking it even if it's mean they go to jail. SMH
They choose not to stop smoking. My husband has smoked daily for 50 years and quits whenever we go on vacation without any issues.
17:55 ...."And it was at that moment, the defendant knew he'd dun FF'd up."
Somebody should tell that guy that mouthwash is *not* supposed to be swallowed.
More judges should be like Stevens. No nonsense 100% with full accountability.
It’s bond doubling day!
The judge was unfair to the woman with prescription to a medicine, that was way uncalled for.
That attorney reminds me of Bernie Sanders 🤣 minus the mittens 😅
Mouthwash rule: rinse, goggle and spit out. Not swallow the dang stuff😅
The judge is furious🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
You can tell Junctavious was on something he could barely say what his address is... Mouthwash lolllllllllllllllllllllll but he sounds like he is drunk in the courtroom.... lollling at the girl in the black hoodie lol
Hows that song go???
"Got some ocean front property in Arizonaaaa(in my best country voice)." 🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣
Two public defenders also failed a drug test on this day, but the judge didn't punish them for it. Favortism damnit! 😡
This is a great video. A great judge and you can tell even though the criminals do not appreciate their circumstances they appreciate the judge.😊
Hope those times were worth it ha ha ha!😅
Judge Stevens is there Oprah of justice! You get a jail cell, you get a jail cell and you get a jail cell!!!! hahahahaha
I feel so sorry for the Public Defenders...can you imagine??
I wonder if the last lady furnished the required prescription? 🤷♂️ Another good one!
2024 Weed going to jail? Dam I don't smoke but wasted taxes!
Thanks Squishy 💗
Call this judge the "Hangin' Judge" because he leaves everybody hanging around the jail 😅
Unaware of the drug test or not, you’re not suppose to be doing drugs! 🙄
Never mess with the law. Especially if you're already in court.
I gotta tell you that I love your channel! You’ve got my most favourite Judges. Judge Simpson’s smile lights up a room. 🌹
Great video, love the similarities but with subtle differences between what are essentially the same cases .. thanks. 😜
The mouthwash lie was hilarious 😂
Love the mouthwas😂😂😂
They got oprah'd "you go to jail, you go to jail"
The guy that failed for alcohol, if it was drank then it was metabolized and the test would show the alcohol and the metabolite.
That's why you do a UA if the breath test is positive.
Imagine smoking a blunt watching this this is hilarious😂😂😂
You go to jail...you go to jail...you go to jail
Cedric Simpson is a national treasure despite his being (at least) as evil as I am. His reaction to being told that the defendant was positive for alcohol due to label-compliant mouthwash use was priceless.