[HoI4] AI Only Timelapse - Ultra Tech Poland vs Axis & Soviets

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @arnevandezande6785
    @arnevandezande6785 4 года назад +1249

    finally Poland can into space

  • @playboycomun1st4
    @playboycomun1st4 4 года назад +631

    Hungary: war
    Poland: 10 nukes

    • @Tho-ugh-t
      @Tho-ugh-t 3 года назад +38

      Were sorry hungarian friends, it wasnt ment to be like this..

  • @dawokenone47
    @dawokenone47 4 года назад +727

    Luxenberg versus the entire world: finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!

    • @_casanova
      @_casanova 4 года назад +61

      Is that even a challenge, they will most likely need to boost every nation that goes against Luxembourg

    • @dawokenone47
      @dawokenone47 4 года назад +26

      And that’s why it’s funny

    • @warmaps78
      @warmaps78  4 года назад +85

      Don't make me do it please

    • @dawokenone47
      @dawokenone47 4 года назад +6

      *YES*

    • @commanderstorm8874
      @commanderstorm8874 4 года назад +1

      GameWatcher yes please

  • @blueptconvertible
    @blueptconvertible 4 года назад +692

    Soviet Union: Wait, it's all Poland?
    Poland: Always has been. 🔫🇵🇱

  • @Gregourii
    @Gregourii 4 года назад +385

    "You can never survive a two front war."
    "Pfft" - Ultrapoland

    • @Sailinator2303
      @Sailinator2303 2 года назад +5

      Prussia seven years war: hold my beer

    • @nick335online
      @nick335online 2 года назад +4

      "You Can never survive a two front war"
      Correction: YOU

    • @K00_.
      @K00_. Год назад +1

      Turkey's Independence War : hold my ayran

  • @pancakeman1570
    @pancakeman1570 4 года назад +675

    The rest of the world be like "let Poland take his revenge".

    • @trollkenobi6727
      @trollkenobi6727 2 года назад

      @@Toast_6 Didn’t Britain and France declare war on Germany?

    • @theallies2007
      @theallies2007 2 года назад

      @@trollkenobi6727 in this timeline you just saw. Both The UK and France said, Poland gots it. Let them have their revenge

    • @KupiecKorzenny_EmhyrVarEmreis
      @KupiecKorzenny_EmhyrVarEmreis Год назад

      Her*
      Poland is polish is called "Polska" which means it's female since it ends with "a"
      And not not all words are like that, there are few exceptions of course like "tata-dad" or "Kuba-Jacob"(name)

    • @Identical416
      @Identical416 Год назад

      ​@@KupiecKorzenny_EmhyrVarEmreis you really are correcting someone for use he to a country instead of she?

    • @KupiecKorzenny_EmhyrVarEmreis
      @KupiecKorzenny_EmhyrVarEmreis Год назад

      @@Identical416 yes

  • @reflectivegaming9979
    @reflectivegaming9979 4 года назад +268

    I feel super bad for Hungary, they got insta bombarded

    • @Zackmer21
      @Zackmer21 4 года назад +30

      Poland: Nuke nuke nuke nuke nuke nuke

    • @zztophatzztophat
      @zztophatzztophat 4 года назад +16

      There wasn't even much land there to nuke so I'm pretty sure they got all of it.

    • @SuikodenGR
      @SuikodenGR 3 года назад +4

      Poland ain't got time to play games with Hungary (pew pew pew pew pew, BOOM,BOOM,BOOM,BOOM)

    • @analispusztaszabolcs
      @analispusztaszabolcs 3 года назад +15

      But why hungary their best friends? At ww2 the hungarians didnt even attacked Poland because of the friendship, even tho Hitler offered a big part to the hungarians

    • @AFGANpl
      @AFGANpl 3 года назад

      @@analispusztaszabolcs yes +1

  • @5subscribersadaychallenge455
    @5subscribersadaychallenge455 3 года назад +182

    Hungary: "Declares war on Poland"
    Poland: *Your free trial of living has ended*

    • @AnderJaxi
      @AnderJaxi 3 года назад +4

      Betrayal

    • @CalvinNoire
      @CalvinNoire 2 года назад +6

      "The closer the friends the bigger the betrayal" -me, I'm pretty sure.

    • @im_back_mods8385
      @im_back_mods8385 Год назад +1

      And then at the same time hungry lit up like a Christmas tree with nukes

  • @Toczusiek
    @Toczusiek 3 года назад +84

    Greater Hungary: *declares war on Poland*
    Poland: So you have chosen death
    *10+ nuclear drops and quick annexation*

  • @kenman1303
    @kenman1303 4 года назад +282

    2:15 me playing as germany and invading poland for the first time

    • @joelangley6196
      @joelangley6196 4 года назад +59

      I remember struggling to beat Ethiopia as Italy when playing the first time.

    • @donk2965
      @donk2965 4 года назад +7

      @@joelangley6196 ur not alone

    • @Iberian_XAVO
      @Iberian_XAVO 3 года назад +4

      @du hund HOW

    • @rusg2923
      @rusg2923 3 года назад +2

      @du hund me too it’s so complicated

    • @skepticmonkey6923
      @skepticmonkey6923 3 года назад +1

      @du hund make unit templates 40 width, encircle with tanks, spam submarines. If you do this it will help a lot.

  • @Strelow321
    @Strelow321 4 года назад +169

    The fact that Italy holded poland more than th germans could makes me questions something

    • @warmaps78
      @warmaps78  4 года назад +89

      Mountanous terrain + they started losing tech advantage

    • @chemplay866
      @chemplay866 2 года назад +2

      held*

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 2 года назад

      Realistically Hitler, Stalin and Mussolini would have been overthrown and killed very early on

    • @JTKroll12
      @JTKroll12 Год назад +4

      also the AI sucks at land combat. Without classic allied naval invasions, it's gotta be a slog down the narrow boot

    • @TheFenaix
      @TheFenaix Год назад

      @@warmaps78 ohh, Poland is stronger, and N*zi gernamy annexed, How poland victory to war vs Soviet Union?

  • @warmaps78
    @warmaps78  4 года назад +102

    Do you guys like the intro text, or is it unnecesarry? Thanks for watching!

  • @epsilonarcaneresearch1945
    @epsilonarcaneresearch1945 2 года назад +28

    I'm curious of what the public opinion would be in this timeline. Basically a country that was relatively young was attacked by two super powers, annihilated both of them and became a mega-state.

    • @II3eta
      @II3eta Год назад +1

      young?

    • @eoin6429
      @eoin6429 Год назад

      ​@@II3etaPoland was formed after ww1

    • @samuelphanoto4565
      @samuelphanoto4565 Год назад +5

      not really, the republic? yeah new. bht the kingdom of poland already existed BEFORE WW1, exist as the kingdom of poland, and later the famous Polish Ljthuanian Commonwealth fhat in 1610 includes Moscow. But drcades of internal conflict and mounting prrssure frkm modernized Prussia and Russia makes poland Conquered and devided to Austria Hungary, Prussia, and Russia. it is only after ww1 they REGAINED their sovereignity

  • @voidericspenceracemperor9710
    @voidericspenceracemperor9710 4 года назад +41

    I cheered on Poland by yelling "POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA!"

  • @drunkenlancer5895
    @drunkenlancer5895 4 года назад +39

    Really enjoyed the “narration”(?) at the bottom right made it very watchable :)

    • @warmaps78
      @warmaps78  4 года назад +1

      Mind if I ask you if the intro text is okay or just unnecesarry? Thank you!

    • @deelightfullp
      @deelightfullp 3 года назад +1

      @@warmaps78 it was perfect, makes it feel like a documentary kinda

  • @jakekn7304
    @jakekn7304 4 года назад +66

    3:00 cursed images

  • @marekplayer8506
    @marekplayer8506 4 года назад +42

    Great video! It deserves more likes. Greetings from Poland!!! 🇵🇱❤🇵🇱

  • @AUTO6
    @AUTO6 4 года назад +116

    7:29 Hungary why? ;(

  • @rusva3755
    @rusva3755 3 года назад +57

    Le Axis and Commitern: *How many nukes are you gonna use?!*
    Le Poland: *ýēş*

  • @BaseDeltaZero1972
    @BaseDeltaZero1972 3 года назад +15

    Taureor liked this vid! :D
    These are very enjoyable little AI playthroughs, the small "story/narration" adds a little bit of context and makes them what they are. Nice work.

  • @patryknowicki4536
    @patryknowicki4536 2 года назад +7

    This was wonderful. Easily the best "what if" HoI4 video I've ever seen. Love the attention to detail, especially the descriptions and introduction with the Warsaw uprising. Not many people know it was basically called by Soviet order. Keep up the great work!

  • @GoldenLion2004
    @GoldenLion2004 3 года назад +17

    The Allies in this are that person in a group assignment who show up on the day it's due and expect equal credit.

  • @thespanishinquisition3744
    @thespanishinquisition3744 3 года назад +16

    Germany: this gonna be easy
    Poland: *Captures territories really fast*
    Germany: yo chill chill it's a prank it's a prank!!

  • @standardissue9029
    @standardissue9029 3 года назад +20

    That one Italian division at the corner of Switzerland and France LMAO

  • @superbattleship3873
    @superbattleship3873 4 года назад +60

    This is Blursed

    • @warmaps78
      @warmaps78  4 года назад +6

      ok learned a new word

  • @JohnSmith-gz4fs
    @JohnSmith-gz4fs 4 года назад +25

    With this tech poland can into space.

  • @kubikkuratko188
    @kubikkuratko188 4 года назад +22

    Aaah Dawn of war themes a man of culture

    • @zrize101
      @zrize101 4 года назад +2

      Kubik Kuratko He who stands with me shall be my brother

  • @imposter387
    @imposter387 4 года назад +21

    What the alternative universe looks like:

    • @BB-hx4mj
      @BB-hx4mj 4 года назад +5

      What the perfect universe looks like

    • @maddladd5135
      @maddladd5135 3 года назад

      @@BB-hx4mj yes

  • @RealSnuuy
    @RealSnuuy 3 года назад +11

    Hungary: *declares war*
    Poland:you dare oppose me mortal?

  • @helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385
    @helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385 4 года назад +41

    * Poland commits war crimes on civilians *
    Allies: we are going to pretend we did not see that

    • @Admiral45-10
      @Admiral45-10 3 года назад +6

      Using nukes isn't a war crime...
      And beside: in real WW2 Polish Army commited the least war crimes.

    • @andreikovacs3476
      @andreikovacs3476 3 года назад +4

      Nuclear strikes have not been classified as war crimes. They are legitimate warfare operations.

    • @helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385
      @helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385 3 года назад

      @@andreikovacs3476 and yet will never be used

  • @engleford
    @engleford 4 года назад +7

    Love the timing of "Chant" at the end of the video.

  • @anonim-8572
    @anonim-8572 3 года назад +9

    Hungary declaring war on Poland is the biggest oddity here IMO
    Someone should code the AI Poland and Hungary to never declare war on each other while sharing a border

  • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
    @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 4 года назад +7

    Teuror Is Surely Happy About This Timeline

  • @ihatesnakeu7190
    @ihatesnakeu7190 4 года назад +37

    This is how ww2 should have ended. Everyone would be happy

    • @mittens5789
      @mittens5789 3 года назад +3

      yes the east would have been sucha. clusterfuck then

    • @nicehas4165
      @nicehas4165 3 года назад +3

      Well in logically Poland cause of fallout because he nuked like 10 time at Soviet,Italy and hungary

    • @kacperdudenko6828
      @kacperdudenko6828 3 года назад +6

      @@nicehas4165 poland used 35+ nukes ona USRR, 8 on italy 10+ on hungary +-8 on romania and bulgharia
      Fallout:1947

  • @nicegye0091
    @nicegye0091 3 года назад +6

    wow, this new iron harvest gameplay is sick

  • @Namelesswhirl
    @Namelesswhirl 3 года назад +6

    Closest I got to this was when I played as Poland. I had too join the axis to survive, and win against the Soviets, and after the war was over I turned on Germany and won.

  • @Dziki_z_Lasu
    @Dziki_z_Lasu 4 года назад +9

    Hey! That is so wrong! When Poland and Hungary ware at war on the opposite sides, we ware always helping eachother not fighting! Hungarian or Polish government would be literally torn apart by furious mob, after any aggressive act.

  • @siemowitrazielus5557
    @siemowitrazielus5557 3 года назад +2

    Lol Dawn of War Orc theme when Poland make a wholefront assault fits so well at 4:51 ;)

  • @gokublackssjr9335
    @gokublackssjr9335 3 года назад +4

    Huh the fact Poland was ready for an invasion stretched this conflict into a war longer than WWII and Poland still won... this was lovely

  • @boallen7724
    @boallen7724 4 года назад +2

    yo mate sorry if that comment looked like hate, I got a lot of respect for you , I just never saw you credit chris. Keep up the good work!

    • @warmaps78
      @warmaps78  4 года назад

      It's fine man, shows the worth of Chris to see his viewers go about and defend him. Only makes me appreciate his work more

    • @boallen7724
      @boallen7724 4 года назад

      @@warmaps78 I'm subbing

  • @Hadar1991
    @Hadar1991 3 года назад +6

    I don't know how many nukes Poland detonated by I still feel that it would far better version of history for whole world. :D
    Another challenge: Give Poland very strong navy and all Polish colonial ambitions: Madagascar, Gambia, Cameroon, Tobago, Liberia, Misiones (Argentinian province) and Southern Brazil (Parana, Santa Catarina and Rio Grande do Sul). It will be interesting to sea if Poland as naval empire would survive. :D
    Mad respect for that one Italian division near French-Swiss border.

  • @Stgamereal
    @Stgamereal 4 года назад +8

    Then the winged hussars arrived.

  • @blindpersona1
    @blindpersona1 4 года назад +2

    Nice video I watch them every morning

  • @joelrebollar7055
    @joelrebollar7055 4 года назад +8

    I think your videos are pretty cool. Would you mind doing a free-for-all timelapse of every major religious sect against each other? Like orthodoxy vs catholicism vs sunni islam vs shia islam vs buddhism etc.

    • @warmaps78
      @warmaps78  4 года назад +2

      Been planning to do it. Perhaps Millenium Dawn would make more sense for it? You wanted it in 1940's?

  • @n1kokay278
    @n1kokay278 4 года назад +3

    This was very good, thank you 👍

  • @znanystreamer9170
    @znanystreamer9170 4 года назад +3

    Poland defeated Hitler by his own weapon: blitzkreig.

  • @argus4650
    @argus4650 4 года назад +3

    Jetpacked Huzzars?

  • @fem530
    @fem530 4 года назад +10

    Nice I learned something about the Warsaw uprising :o

  • @Matthew-tb4vw
    @Matthew-tb4vw 4 года назад +9

    The allies are in the war for 5 seconds and they still manage to lose more men than the Polish fighting a two front war against two superpowers

  • @Crimson834
    @Crimson834 Год назад +1

    Imagine being a German tank crewmate thinking you're about to steamroll poland, and then you get immediately blown to dust by a Leopard 2

  • @gabeitch3919
    @gabeitch3919 4 года назад +16

    Pogland

  • @musashi1319
    @musashi1319 4 года назад +5

    Sad to see Poland and Hungary fighting.

  • @ThatVillain-the-Gamer
    @ThatVillain-the-Gamer 3 года назад +1

    In the worlds of Hearts of Iron IV when Poland takes Berlin, "The Polish Juggernaut cannot be stopped."

  • @dylanhoeltzel
    @dylanhoeltzel Год назад +1

    Hungary: declares war on poland
    Poland:Roses are red I'm a hero and now your population is 0

  • @elboniton2929
    @elboniton2929 3 года назад +2

    Germans: Poland will be mine quickly
    Poland with a million nuclear bombs and weapons 30 years more technological than that time: are you sure?
    Soviet Union: FUCKING SHIT

  • @hazptmedia
    @hazptmedia 3 года назад +2

    Poland Unlocked: The Good Ending

  • @flyingsquirrel1135
    @flyingsquirrel1135 3 года назад +1

    Some poor German soldier watching a Mec walk out from the Polish line

  • @rhinogamingyt6964
    @rhinogamingyt6964 2 года назад +1

    Being a Rise of Nations expert on roblox, I can say that this is sorta accurate to my ultra Poland vs the players of Germany, soviet and america

  • @anti79
    @anti79 4 года назад +13

    There's no stopping the winged hussars

  • @MrJaremaW
    @MrJaremaW 3 года назад +1

    For this intro and clip You have my sub... and sword, and axe, and bow :D

  • @spqninjapl
    @spqninjapl 3 года назад

    Thank You 4 This one.

  • @mariuszolandiapl6477
    @mariuszolandiapl6477 3 года назад +3

    Love from Poland 🇵🇱❤️🇵🇱

  • @LVP-ib8qu
    @LVP-ib8qu Год назад +1

    to be honest when soviets are scared theres only one word
    NUKE

  • @hollowremmu164
    @hollowremmu164 3 года назад +1

    This world scenario would be devastating. The sheer radiation and the nuclear winter that would hit would pretty much turn the USSR into a wasteland for quite a while. It would be like the Metro Series without the creatures.

  • @whatisausername99
    @whatisausername99 3 года назад +2

    Poland partitions the world

  • @supremeleadercora
    @supremeleadercora 3 года назад +1

    nobody mentioning the franco-british invasion of Iraq and Iran?

  • @mhm7135
    @mhm7135 3 года назад +1

    If you ever feel useless,remember the fourth polish researcher

  • @FirstTruth
    @FirstTruth 3 года назад

    2:52 Dawn Of War Space Marine Theme kicks in.

  • @GusThePrankster
    @GusThePrankster 3 года назад +1

    Imagine learning about the Polish-Italian War in school

  • @MradventurEPL
    @MradventurEPL 3 года назад +1

    Maybe Poland can't into space
    BUT POLAND CAN MAKE YOU INTO SPACE
    * detonates nuke under your feet *

  • @ochunga1692
    @ochunga1692 2 года назад

    Romania 3 years after getting nuked: “🎶Is it too late now to say sorry?🎵”

  • @createtheaction5271
    @createtheaction5271 4 года назад +3

    Damn Epic video, btw how did you make all the units visble

    • @warmaps78
      @warmaps78  4 года назад

      a mod we've made for it, not available on steam

  • @ellyisthekillerdog4512
    @ellyisthekillerdog4512 4 года назад +1

    Creat more! Ur vids are great! 👍🏻

  • @HaZaD_20
    @HaZaD_20 Год назад

    "I order you now... N O T O N E S T E P B A C K !"
    -General Stanisław Kopański, August 31, 1939

  • @tomc2681
    @tomc2681 3 года назад

    This was very satisfying.

  • @micahabelm3725
    @micahabelm3725 3 года назад

    i like how there is holy music at the end

  • @Campocosas
    @Campocosas 4 года назад +7

    Poland: "wait, we are the bad guys?"

    • @filipfajny8922
      @filipfajny8922 4 года назад +4

      no we arent, the germans and the soviets stared the war

    • @Soldaat_Michael
      @Soldaat_Michael 4 года назад +1

      FilipFajny nice job with not understanding the joke

    • @JakubB2000
      @JakubB2000 4 года назад

      Poland drops 50 nukes on hungary: "I'm might not be doing the right thing here....."

    • @someguycalledcerberus9805
      @someguycalledcerberus9805 4 года назад +1

      it's only a war crime if you lose >:-)

    • @helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385
      @helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385 4 года назад +2

      Ya they commit war crime
      But remember as long as you win the war you are good guy

  • @RyanReynoldsRipoff
    @RyanReynoldsRipoff Год назад +1

    Poland Can Always Achieve His Dreams♥️

  • @Tho-ugh-t
    @Tho-ugh-t 3 года назад +1

    1:17 we WERE prepared, if the french attacked we would have won, or at least they (allies) wouldnt restrain us from full mobilization

  • @kevinrene3908
    @kevinrene3908 3 года назад +2

    Wouldn’t it have been hilarious is Poland still lost.

  • @mathew4430
    @mathew4430 2 года назад

    I like how he mispelled "pole" throught the entire video 😂😂

  • @Jaeger_89
    @Jaeger_89 2 года назад

    Hungary: "Ah!"
    Poland: "Here's 50 nukes on your face..."

  • @j4xxonl
    @j4xxonl 4 года назад +1

    Alternate title: Poland's Revenge

  • @wickerman7245
    @wickerman7245 2 года назад

    Congratulations, you are the ruler of The Wasteland.

  • @rogerr.8507
    @rogerr.8507 3 года назад +1

    This is less plausible than luxemburg world conquest

  • @hermes112
    @hermes112 3 года назад

    The first song is so nice

  • @sadettinarslan5324
    @sadettinarslan5324 4 года назад +1

    warhammer 40k: dawn of war music plays and poland can into space!

  • @ionescuandrei1245
    @ionescuandrei1245 Месяц назад +1

    History if it was good

  • @Stahu147
    @Stahu147 3 года назад +1

    Those soviet naval invasions are so cursed

  • @MaksB.
    @MaksB. 3 года назад +1

    Nice.

  • @hellothere8411
    @hellothere8411 2 года назад

    When Poland said "No, you"

  • @MiniWarGameMasters
    @MiniWarGameMasters 3 года назад +1

    Real history us fires one nuke and hesitantly fires a second then bans there use going forward. Ai controlled poland 62 nukes later we now understand why AI is a bad idea

  • @JuloPawlo
    @JuloPawlo 2 года назад +1

    This is like wolfenstein, but polish edition.

  • @polishmapperfilipszary7752
    @polishmapperfilipszary7752 4 года назад +5

    If only this happened in real life...

  • @JTKroll12
    @JTKroll12 Год назад

    the most blessed timeline

  • @MGoogle3146
    @MGoogle3146 4 года назад +1

    What was the chant at the end?

  • @Томат-ш8щ
    @Томат-ш8щ 3 года назад +1

    Poland so strong in this video)))

  • @log0thetree680
    @log0thetree680 2 года назад +1

    Second Polish Reich

  • @1ah164
    @1ah164 2 года назад

    What date is the technology for Poland. Is it like 1990s equipment or is it like regular unmoded stuff?

  • @marcinde1757
    @marcinde1757 3 года назад

    Ale gre wymysliliscie :)