A friend bought gun safe and filled it with old BB guns he picked up for a song at yard sales. She noticed he had the BB guns in the safe and asked him why they were there. He said they were antiques and would be worth something in the future. Then, every time he bought a long gun, he'd take out one of the worthless BB guns and replace it with the new long gun.
dog guy , Wrong bud. 4 times. Didnt get it right til i met JAN.. And THAT was an Act of God!! And shes an excellent shot too! Never had a gun til we met. Taught her & she excelled. 35 years together & every day is better than the day before. Follow Christ & LISTEN to him & youll find your "Miss RIGHT" too. 😁
Omg this explains why all my married friends come over and show me a new gun and then let me borrow it for months at a time. I practically live in an armory.
Literally in the same situation. Got a nice safe in the house years ago and been a sanctuary for all my friend’s new toys they want to conceal from their spouse.
I was in a very large gun club in Texas, and actually won three in eight years as door prizes. A Ruger 40 S&W, a Kimber 45 ACP Custom, and a S&W 40 S&W Shield. About 150 to 200 members were there each time!
TRUE STORY: I told my wife I was spending a grand buying a scary black rifle. She says: " No you're not! You're spending 2 grand cause you're buying me one TOO!" That's why we will be married forever!!!!
daniel boyd cooper Oh, I see. Government rule of aquisition : Why get one when you can get two at twice the cost?! I love it. I will try to use this approach on my next purchase.
That's easy enough. Buy them from individual sales and keep track of which ones you signed a bill of sale on. Also, antique (pre 1899) guns are a great way to avoid the paperwork. Finally, look for (legal) guns without serial numbers. Prior to 1968, manufacturers were only required to serialize handguns. Some serialized long guns as well, but not all. But never alter the markings on a gun or buy a gun with altered or removed markings.
You guys are winning at life! Single Pringle here, but I've learned from friends with both shitty and amazing marriages never to settle. Beauty fades, but temperaments don't. If you don't like her temperament now, you sure as hell won't like her in 5 years. Vice versa, if she's been one of your closest friends for years, you're probably still gonna find her easy to love 30 years down the line.
I only had this talk with my wife once, I walked through the door with a rifle and it went like this; Her; is that a new gun? me; yep her; how many guns do you have anyway? me; how many purses do you have? her: . . . . . . . . . Your right it is a nice day me; it is isn't it, you want to get some lunch I'm buying her; sure I'll get my purse (I didn't ask if the purse was new. . . . . . but you know it was)
Q: Did you buy another gun? A: Yeah. I sold another guitar. Q: How many guns do you have? A: I don’t know but they take less space than guitars. I figure I’ll replace two guitars with one gun so you can have the dining room back. Q: Do you use them all? A: I take them out to the range once in a while. But the point is having a hobby that doesn’t really cost money because they don’t depreciate. Q: Like the more-than-a-dozen boots you have lining up our bedroom wall? A: That’s different. That’s more like your purses - you buy them to enjoy them. Makes life worthwhile.
Generally my wife's purses don't take hundreds of dollars from the family budget my weapons do. Don't hide your guns from your wife. It's a good way to ruin trust.
This cracked me up! There have been many times I have come home from my FFL and had to sneak a box in the house. When she asks "how many guns do you have?" I tell her "I don't know", because the truth is I have lost count and don't want to know. When she asks "why do you need so may guns?" I respond back with "why do you need so many pocketbooks or pairs of shoes?". It's about collecting because of want not necessarily need. My name is Michael and I'm a gun nut. I'm glad I'm not alone.
Little Shepherd Farm Thank You. I always pictured myself like Burt Gummer's wife Heather. I just need to find my Burt. Not to many dateable guys in my town which sucks. I do deer hunt with friends and I am very well known at my local gun shops.
I don't have to worry about such things. After my second divorce, I only date, and never let a woman move in with me. That way, I don't go through the hassle of arguing with her about financial "priorities" like her 25th pair of shoes or 10th purse, when I get another gun. One gal had the nerve to tell me "After we're married, there will be NO guns in MY house!" I reminded her that it was MY house, that we were NOT married, and I'll have as many guns as I want in MY house, and with her attitude, we would NEVER be married.... I haven't seen her since, and that was seven years ago. But my guns are still here.
I swear if a woman said that to me I don't care how much I loved her and if I did plan on marrying her....right then and there the doors open and her shits in garbage bags on the porch
Just keep your mouth shut. I collect oddball guns, and usually only pick them up on the cheap. One of my friends told me the other day, "I've never heard of half the guns you own." I replied, "neither has my wife."
A long, long time ago, my ex-wife told me to get rid of the 2 guns I owned. A week later I was gone. I had to call a deputy sheriff for a "keep the peace" while I went back to collect the rest of my belongings. The guns came with me when I first left. Yep, I've got my priorities straight. With my current wife, I Don't bother asking permission to go buy a new gun. I just go out and get it and walk through the living room with it in plain sight.
@gms sona She's not. But I get them anyway. She does say something about it, however I tell her "to bad" I'm not giving up what I love just because of her bitching.
I have done all of these. My most common is I wait until she is asleep so I can sneak the box in then get it into the safe. Another thing I do is “we can make money on this gun”. The investment gun lol
Literally dumped one of my exes for being anti gun, Came back with a M16A4 clone and she told me to choose between guns and her... my response "You know where the door is"
Any of y’all ever take out all ya guns out of the cases, just too clean em all and then lay em all out on the bed! Especially a bunch a pistols just to look at em all. 🙂
the more guns you own the harder it is to notice that you have a new one, especially if they dont pay attention to the guns that you have. of course that gets harder when you run out of room in the gun safe and need a second safe for some reason, it is a lot harder to hide a second or third safe
When I get my own place I’m gonna install one of those secret agent type walls that spins around when you press a button to reveal a wall covered in guns
I am literally holding my sides from laughing so hard! 😂 A friend of mine, definitely not me, had shopowners who are sympatico split purchases onto separate receipts so that this friend has a "wife receipt".
My go two go to methods are the "I only gave a little over $100 for it" she doesnt need to know a little over 100 means like 600 more. Theres also I sneak em into the gun cabinet when she's not home or when I she's occupied fixing dinner, slip out to the truck and get what I bought, slip upstairs. That way after dinner its "I need to clean a couple guns so I can just go upstairs and get my new one and play with it all evening. That one works great.
Ha, I say $200 since $100 is a little low. This backfired on me the other day. Told the wife I payed 200 for a rifle, a week later my father in law bought the same gun for 600, my wife told him he overpayed. He got it on sale, and was arguing there is no way. She said I only payed 200 for it. Luckily my father in law caught on and said his was a special edition and thats why it was so much more.
Same bro! Lol I just say yeah babe it was a good deal half off 250 and I just did a 30 buck down on layaway and then I bust out the yeah Babe Im getting u this gun
Just too funny. My wife seems to have an addiction for new shoes, clothes and purses. I never complain or try to keep inventory. While I seem to have similar issues with sporting goods. 😂 Fishing, archery and firearms. I don't fully understand why she needs 50 pairs of shoes and purses to match and color coordinate and she doesn't understand why I need 20 different fly rods or 15 pistols. But we're tolerant of each other and just laugh and roll our eyes when we hear of friends arguments on personal purchases. I've made some mistakes. Married 3 times but I'm keeping this one. 😁
Ha! My wife just asked if I could “unsubscribe from RUclips” after she heard me watching this. Ha! I’m lucky to have an understanding wife, 39 firearms and counting. 👍
Me: "Honey, I'm goin' to the range! *walks out the door with an empty gun case* Later: *walks back in grinning ear to ear like I had a blast at the range - with a new gun in the gun case*
Gun safe solution (ironically actually suggested by my wife): “if the ATF has the right to inspect the NFA guns anytime they want, then we should get a dedicated safe just for that.” Outstanding!
LOVE IT! May I make a few suggestions? First a guitar case is a great way to bring in a new or used long gun. I have done this a few times. I thank goodness she never looked in the closet to see the guitar sitting in the corner. Second I have a double AR-15 bag. I just put my one AR in it, and tell her I am going to the range for awhile. I do go to the range for a few minutes so not to lie to her. But on the way home, I stop at the gun shop, and pick up what I have ordered. Third I ordered a Rock River Left hand AR-15. My friend at the gun shop will call on the landline when it arrives. He will leave a message that he just picked up a slightly use left hand AR-15 at a great price. He is also a left hand shooter so to test it out has to fire a few rounds. Just to check it out. Naturally she will have to go with me, to check things out. So on the way home we have to have a nice dinner and I agree she can get a new Coach bag. So it is a win-win all the way around. BTW I have also used the guitar and double AR-15 to bring toy trains into the house. :)
You better be saving your pocket change because more than half the dudes out there leave the bills to their wives...So unless your new gun was free they will certainly ask you about the new $600 credit card charge, lol...I dont lie to the wife but I do use bribery which works well, hey you wanted that new thing right? I wanted a new thing to so lets both treat ourselves...My only problem is the things she wants usually cost $20...and the things I want cost $500...lol
:) im lucky my wife is into it but I do admit she was a little pissed when she goes to the dentist the gun shop in next door so I "kill time"m there while I wait and I always end up buying something I shouldn't lol...So its an on going joke between us when I want a new gun I ask her if she needs a checkup, haha
I always use the old, "No honey, didn't cost me a thing - I just traded some of my old guns for it." I also have the benefit of working from home, so guns tend to just magically appear in the collection without ever even coming through the front door. Then if she ever happens to see one while I'm cleaning it I just say, "What? No, honey - I've always had that."😁
In some areas of the country, the penalty for murder is far less than the "life sentence" imposed by marriage.. My favorite sayings are " You know, if I had committed murder, I'd have likely been out in 7 (years)" and "Until you've been married over 30 years, STFU... ( or be quiet, you ain't got a clue.. )"
In the room where one of my safes is, there happens to be an outside entrance. When I bring a new gun in, I put it in that safe and count "one, one thousand, two, one thousand" then bring it the rest of the way in the house. When she says "where'd you get that?" I respond "from my safe", and all is well.
Very sly, I like it. Probably would work really well if you already have a bunch of parts stored or laying around, and especially if shes fairly ignorant of firearms, in general.
My dad does that. She has the entire house and he has his little dresser in the bedroom. That's it. Then you go outside to his shop and hang out. Beer fridge grill tractors and everything. Plus a big stereo.
Anyone else notice that several of these are pretty much the exact same thing, IE sneak it in with the case. They don't even try the whole "my buddies wife said no/get a safe and he needs me to hold it for now since I'm the only one he trusts" excuse.
I legit brought a coworkers AR home to put a new hand guard on and my wife only 60% believed me... Probably because I can never accurately answer the "how many guns do you own?!" Question...
The other cool thing is that if she doesnt like them , when you want to shoot it gives you an hour or two without her being crammed up your backside!!!
my uncle is a huge gun collector and got a divorce a few years back because his wife wanted a certain car that he saved up the money for her but instead of buying the car he bought a colt single action army that was made in 1873 the first year they made them and now he is growing his collection care free
+HimmlerTheMethodMan “Andrew” yeah I still see my aunt at the family reunion every year last year I was at the table getting food with my aunt And my uncle was on the other side of the table and she said mark hello Amy he replied I'm just standing there like awkward
sometimes your wife just NEEDS to not know you just purchased a new gun for her own mental stability, mental health and welfare in general so keep in mind as your sneaking a second gun in a case that your really doing it for her benefit cause you love her.. Disclaimer: I'm single!!!
I had to laugh along with you guys. I've done everything you guys mentioned to keep my wife from finding out about my purchases. Seems like guys have this instinct about buying guns and how to hide the purchases. Thanks for your post!
I had to field strip a couple of my extra handguns, and told the misses that those parts are just extra parts for the two handguns I am allowed to have, haha. Sometimes hiding them in place sight is the best tactic.
Lmfao. I got a revolver for doing my wifes uncle's tax return. She wanted me to sell it. So I did and behind her back I bought a Ruger 10/22. She was mad when I brought it home and I told her I didn't buy it. I traded the revolver for the rifle and she believes me lol.
Would love to see that traffic stop on Cops. Cop: Sir this amp seems suspiciously heavy, and there seems to be something rattling around in there. Chad: Yes sir thems my guns. Cop: Why are they in there? Chad: Just hiding them...from my wife...meant to say from my wife. Cop: Right sir if you could just turn around...….
I thank God I married my wife. She actually encourages me to buy guns. She just ordered me a reloader. FedEx should deliver today. Choose your wife very carefully and don't pull the trigger on marriage too quickly. For those of you that want to ask she does have a sister but she is happily married. Sorry
SIMPLE TRUTH: It definitely helps if you marry a girl who is more or less a country girl because MOST city girls ALWAYS want to be first place in your life and THOSE are the ones quickest to divorce you when times hit the fan between you. There ARE SOME city girls who were raised differently but I have yet to meet one...but I'm reasonably sure they exist.
@Turquoise Cheetah What I can't seem to wrap my head around is WHY people seem to think they need to throw the race card into a conversation all the time. And other than that I basically just meant that if you were raised in the country then you would PROBABLY be happier with someone from the country than if you married a person from the city and vice versa. Not always but a big portion of the time. That's why you don;t see as many mixed culture marriages. Traditions and values vary everywhere you go...even between country folks and city folks. It's just a fact of life and it has absolutely NOTHING (in my mind ) to do with a person's skin color, especially if you're both from a similar background. Things just tend to work better between couples who share the same mindset and goals is the entire thing that I meant. And you wouldn't know this but twice I almost married women of color so the color thing isn't an issue with me. Being faithful and sharing the same goals and morals does.
@Turquoise Cheetah Also...something I forgot to mention is that when I wrote that above I wasn't all serious. here's a LOT of humor with me and it comes out a lot...and not always in the same understanding that it was meant. SO my apologies to you and other conservative ladies out there. I wasn't trying my hand at any kind of hate speech. There IS humor there...for instance...too many purses, shoes, etc... That IS my wife all the way...and yes, she's definitely conservative for the most part with a touch of liberalism in there...Which I am slowly trying to help her overcome, and it appears that the world around us is actually helping her to be a LOT more conservative than she's used to being.
You guys are awesome. LoL. I laughed my ass of when you guys started smiling and making funny faces when talking about the wifes at the beginning of the video. Great video. Thank you. New subscriber from Vancouver Canada God Bless America !!!! and thank you for your service.
I felt bad once for buying a gun without telling my wife, then I found the shoeboxes in the garbage can from her purchases a few days before. An understanding has been reached in my family
You just have to do it like I did it. I didn't plan on it working out like this, but I'm going to ride this as long as I can. Here's what you do, take your spouse with you to the gun shop and buy the absolute cheapest gun in the cabinet. I'm talking like a hi point, heritage rough rider, used model 60, something like that. From that point forward, if she is as unfamiliar with the prices of guns as my girlfriend is, you can convince her every time you come home with a new toy that it was "only $90 like that .22 you like that we bought together". Played that one today flawlessly, came home with a brand new ruger viquero, convinced her it was "used and old" and I only paid $85 bucks for it because "the guy at the store didnt know what it was worth". Played her like a damn harp. LOL. Unfortunately that doesnt work with ammo in my case, because we used to split the cost of ammo when we would shoot before I discovered buying in bulk. She was NOT happy when I came home with 2000 rds of 9mm under my arm.
Its very hard to own a gun in Russia, so I buy airguns, and I do what you just did,- I saying that my gun is broken, in fact its not, selling it , buy a similar one and my wife doesnt see the deference 😂
Absolutely lol 😂. My wife wondered how my black and yellow dewalt power tools started to turn into red Milwaukee m12 tools. I told her it was because of climate change.
A friend bought gun safe and filled it with old BB guns he picked up for a song at yard sales. She noticed he had the BB guns in the safe and asked him why they were there. He said they were antiques and would be worth something in the future. Then, every time he bought a long gun, he'd take out one of the worthless BB guns and replace it with the new long gun.
That is the smartest thing I have ever heard
hide in plain site...love it
Fk, I wish I read this a year ago.
@Eric Hung BIG BRAIIIIIIIN!!!
rstephenw next level.
I was taught in the Marine Corps, "Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter accusations!"
TheGeorgia16 fan , Thats weird. Demanazies think/act exactly the same way & thoes traitorous bastards are trying to disarm & enslave us all!!
I just learned that in High School lol
@@davejan744 obviously you have never been married
dog guy , Wrong bud. 4 times. Didnt get it right til i met JAN.. And THAT was an Act of God!! And shes an excellent shot too! Never had a gun til we met. Taught her & she excelled. 35 years together & every day is better than the day before. Follow Christ & LISTEN to him & youll find your "Miss RIGHT" too. 😁
Your confusing that with politics friend
Omg this explains why all my married friends come over and show me a new gun and then let me borrow it for months at a time. I practically live in an armory.
😂😂😂
LOL hey let them !!!
Literally in the same situation. Got a nice safe in the house years ago and been a sanctuary for all my friend’s new toys they want to conceal from their spouse.
I know a guy given ultimatum 'It's me or the gun collection'. He picked up his guns and let her have the house. Probably his best decision.
I like to randomly win guns off of banquets, raffles, etc etc.
I was in a very large gun club in Texas, and actually won three in eight years as door prizes. A Ruger 40 S&W, a Kimber 45 ACP Custom, and a S&W 40 S&W Shield. About 150 to 200 members were there each time!
Going to have to keep this in mind.
This has actually got me in a little trouble, I have actually won 12 guns in the last 2 years. Has my wife asking how many raffles I play in.
I bought raffle tickets for next week. Guess what? I won!
@@kevinc6805 hopefully something u can use 😉
TRUE STORY: I told my wife I was spending a grand buying a scary black rifle. She says: " No you're not! You're spending 2 grand cause you're buying me one TOO!" That's why we will be married forever!!!!
daniel boyd cooper Oh, I see. Government rule of aquisition : Why get one when you can get two at twice the cost?! I love it. I will try to use this approach on my next purchase.
Don it was proof (in my mind) my wife and i are a perfect match! i hope it works for you! if it does, let me know! stay safe brother!
Lucky you
daniel boyd cooper My wife is pretty cool about it so long as I don't get carried away with it. And we do on occasion go out shooting together.
Hatidza K : I am very lucky, indeed thank you and stay safe.
"Don't tell Mere" - Matt Carriker
Weeb.
@@MoarteaLunii hater
Men of culture
Next make a video about how to hide your guns from the government
*Insert ATF spying meme here.
That's easy enough. Buy them from individual sales and keep track of which ones you signed a bill of sale on. Also, antique (pre 1899) guns are a great way to avoid the paperwork. Finally, look for (legal) guns without serial numbers. Prior to 1968, manufacturers were only required to serialize handguns. Some serialized long guns as well, but not all. But never alter the markings on a gun or buy a gun with altered or removed markings.
wife is more of a concern
The answer is 80% lowers and do you're homework, build your own, and tool up. More garage time less mall time....man up!
Flag checks out
My greatest fear is after I am dead my wife will sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them.
Leave her a box of receipts in your will.
minicoopertn you may always sold your gun before you feel bad on your health.
Tactical Mustache: In your, Will leave the guns to someone who will appreciate it like a son, daughter or a friend
So true. How do you think Cabelas has all those guns in their exhibit room? Relatves inheriting guns, and selling them at $.60 cents on a dollar.
Next one you buy make sure she knows they never get cheaper ..they always go up in value.
My wife is the "If it makes you happy" / "Don't run us broke" type of person.
My missus and i are both responsible adults, if she wants to buy something she does it. if i want to buy something i do it.
My wife is the " don´t we need a sling for this rifle?" person
You guys are winning at life! Single Pringle here, but I've learned from friends with both shitty and amazing marriages never to settle. Beauty fades, but temperaments don't. If you don't like her temperament now, you sure as hell won't like her in 5 years. Vice versa, if she's been one of your closest friends for years, you're probably still gonna find her easy to love 30 years down the line.
We needed this back when Barry was still alive (rip) I bet he had the most experience
Oh my god yes
Don't tell Mere
Rosen06 haha
Here it is I was just about to post this when I found it made my day:)
This comment is amazing.
Demolitia
Maaaaattttt
I only had this talk with my wife once, I walked through the door with a rifle and it went like this;
Her; is that a new gun?
me; yep
her; how many guns do you have anyway?
me; how many purses do you have?
her: . . . . . . . . . Your right it is a nice day
me; it is isn't it, you want to get some lunch I'm buying
her; sure I'll get my purse
(I didn't ask if the purse was new. . . . . . but you know it was)
Wow haha that's movie quality lines in my opinion hahaha
I thoroughly approve this message.
Q: Did you buy another gun?
A: Yeah. I sold another guitar.
Q: How many guns do you have?
A: I don’t know but they take less space than guitars. I figure I’ll replace two guitars with one gun so you can have the dining room back.
Q: Do you use them all?
A: I take them out to the range once in a while. But the point is having a hobby that doesn’t really cost money because they don’t depreciate.
Q: Like the more-than-a-dozen boots you have lining up our bedroom wall?
A: That’s different. That’s more like your purses - you buy them to enjoy them. Makes life worthwhile.
True
Generally my wife's purses don't take hundreds of dollars from the family budget my weapons do. Don't hide your guns from your wife. It's a good way to ruin trust.
This cracked me up! There have been many times I have come home from my FFL and had to sneak a box in the house. When she asks "how many guns do you have?" I tell her "I don't know", because the truth is I have lost count and don't want to know. When she asks "why do you need so may guns?" I respond back with "why do you need so many pocketbooks or pairs of shoes?". It's about collecting because of want not necessarily need. My name is Michael and I'm a gun nut. I'm glad I'm not alone.
USClight I am one of rare girls that collects guns and I will admit I love my shoes too.
Little Shepherd Farm Thank You. I always pictured myself like Burt Gummer's wife Heather. I just need to find my Burt. Not to many dateable guys in my town which sucks. I do deer hunt with friends and I am very well known at my local gun shops.
USClight Hello Micheal welcome to GNA(gun nuts anonymous)
Im dennis and im a gun nut to
DemolitionRanch: *heavy studying*
Mhymyk LMAO tru
Mhymyk LMAO yes!
Don’t tell Mere!
Mere already knows.
Don’t tell Mere
I don't have to worry about such things. After my second divorce, I only date, and never let a woman move in with me. That way, I don't go through the hassle of arguing with her about financial "priorities" like her 25th pair of shoes or 10th purse, when I get another gun. One gal had the nerve to tell me "After we're married, there will be NO guns in MY house!" I reminded her that it was MY house, that we were NOT married, and I'll have as many guns as I want in MY house, and with her attitude, we would NEVER be married....
I haven't seen her since, and that was seven years ago. But my guns are still here.
Nice
I swear if a woman said that to me I don't care how much I loved her and if I did plan on marrying her....right then and there the doors open and her shits in garbage bags on the porch
that would be a deal breaker, congrats kevin s
Lol hahahaha bravo ma man bravo
👏😄 ! Keep that head of yours on your shoulders bud you will do just fine 😌!
Preach
Next episode. How to camouflage a new safe as a used refrigerator you were given for the basement....
For real there's one on Craigslist right now
You are a genius sir.
Doesn't work it'll only get you thrown out of the house faster.
I’d buy that book.
my local gun store will call and leave you a VM saying you "won the firearm, come get it for free" if you ask them
My wife loves purses, not the cheap ones at Walmart. So what I told her was for every purse you purchase I can get a gun. Her eyes got big like 😳.
That is brilliant!
Bros 4 lyf brotha
ObamaBinLaden thats exellent customer service
Just keep your mouth shut. I collect oddball guns, and usually only pick them up on the cheap. One of my friends told me the other day, "I've never heard of half the guns you own." I replied, "neither has my wife."
Most dangerous video yall have made
Ignores the most obvious solution: keep the guns at your girlfriend's house.
This is gonna get alot of dudes in trouble but I Love it
@@BoopSnoot , AHAHAHA!!! Love it! Thanks for the laugh!
Without even shooting anything ...
A long, long time ago, my ex-wife told me to get rid of the 2 guns I owned. A week later I was gone. I had to call a deputy sheriff for a "keep the peace" while I went back to collect the rest of my belongings. The guns came with me when I first left. Yep, I've got my priorities straight.
With my current wife, I Don't bother asking permission to go buy a new gun. I just go out and get it and walk through the living room with it in plain sight.
TexasDog3 - DX’d the Bad for Good;)
That's what I'm talkin about brother a real man God bless you more men need to take a lesson from your page
Nice
True hero
@gms sona She's not. But I get them anyway. She does say something about it, however I tell her "to bad" I'm not giving up what I love just because of her bitching.
He's racist towards Mausers." All these Mauser look the same"
I am so offended
I have done all of these. My most common is I wait until she is asleep so I can sneak the box in then get it into the safe. Another thing I do is “we can make money on this gun”. The investment gun lol
*I swear this 2000 dollar H&K Mark 23 will increase in value*
Halfdollar 86 gotta love dem der investment guns lol.
I’ve used the investment line so many times that she now says “BUT YOU’LL NEVER SELL IT!”
Investment line is a classic!
lol I do the same thing! "I got it for a good price I'm gonna sell this one for more."
Literally dumped one of my exes for being anti gun, Came back with a M16A4 clone and she told me to choose between guns and her... my response "You know where the door is"
Gun Toting Nerd AMEN
The look on her face when you call her bluff: PRICELESS!
I'll take "that never happened" for 500 alex.
Gun Toting Nerd Nice job!!!
Good for u man im proud of u!
Any of y’all ever take out all ya guns out of the cases, just too clean em all and then lay em all out on the bed! Especially a bunch a pistols just to look at em all. 🙂
I like to do that with knives. Always breathtaking.
Oh yea
Oh yeh.....they would be listed on her divorce list.
there is people who dont do this???
I do that when the one I need is in the back of the safe and then I just look at them
And guys... that is the last known video of Eric and Chad. LOL
And I couldn´t blame their wifes! :-)
I prefer the old criminal excuse “I found it”
These arent my pants
“Gun? What gun?”
Or or or, its my money get off my shit works to. Not sure how well
Oh yeah, I forgot I had that old thing! 😂😂
I told him to take it home already... Well... wanna go shoot it? Lol
the more guns you own the harder it is to notice that you have a new one, especially if they dont pay attention to the guns that you have.
of course that gets harder when you run out of room in the gun safe and need a second safe for some reason, it is a lot harder to hide a second or third safe
They have been hiding them in freezers for years.
🤔 think I need a few more lol
When I get my own place I’m gonna install one of those secret agent type walls that spins around when you press a button to reveal a wall covered in guns
As I was watching, my wife kept walking in.
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SHE KNOWS!!!
inevitable tragedy lol 😂
I was doing the same thing haha
Watching at 4am when everyone ells is in bed I’m supposed to be doing my laundry right now
Now she thinks you were watching pron.
If she don't love guns she ain't the right one.
Exactly
Truth!!
Agreed
The only time I have ever hid a gun purchase from my wife was when it was her Christmas present.
yup😂
I have the best trick of all... I am SINGLE and don’t need to explain anything to anyone:-)
Damn youre like houdini
Whores are cheaper than divorces
grumpig conn I’ll take 2...
but herpes lasts forever.
grumpig conn and they're usually not there when you wake up the next day LOL.
I won’t be with a woman who won’t accept my pew pew lifestyle. Completely unrelated I’ve been single for years
pew pew lifestyle
gold
For a second I thought your prof pic was a 5FDP logo....
I am literally holding my sides from laughing so hard! 😂
A friend of mine, definitely not me, had shopowners who are sympatico split purchases onto separate receipts so that this friend has a "wife receipt".
My gunshop charges 5 dollars to give a “”wife receipt.”
My go two go to methods are the "I only gave a little over $100 for it" she doesnt need to know a little over 100 means like 600 more. Theres also I sneak em into the gun cabinet when she's not home or when I she's occupied fixing dinner, slip out to the truck and get what I bought, slip upstairs. That way after dinner its "I need to clean a couple guns so I can just go upstairs and get my new one and play with it all evening. That one works great.
New Channel.That one has worked well for me over the years too!
New Channel i do that when my girls napping
Ha, I say $200 since $100 is a little low. This backfired on me the other day. Told the wife I payed 200 for a rifle, a week later my father in law bought the same gun for 600, my wife told him he overpayed. He got it on sale, and was arguing there is no way. She said I only payed 200 for it. Luckily my father in law caught on and said his was a special edition and thats why it was so much more.
@@ElvisVikic paw in law is the truth
Same bro! Lol I just say yeah babe it was a good deal half off 250 and I just did a 30 buck down on layaway and then I bust out the yeah Babe Im getting u this gun
Smuggling guns into the house is easy. Hiding the purchase is a whole different matter.
“Yeah babe, I need to spend $250 to get my barrel fixed on my AR.” Came back with a used Remington 870. AR never need to be fixed.
Solution: Separate bank accounts.
I’d never date or marry anyone who tries to have a joint account with me
"Don't tell mere"! -Matt Carriker (Demolition Ranch)
Too late. Mare knows everything.
Pretty soon it'll be "Top 5 ways to hide guns from the government"
Nah wife is more dangerous
What if your wife is Hillary Clinton?
If it gets to that point,just treat your gun like a camera. Point and shoot.
@@MrPlowboy66 you got that right
If its time to hide them, its time to use them
you said you wanted me to buy you a pair of Crocs? oh, honey, I'm sorry. I thought you said a pair of Glocks. hugs?
Don't get married. Just a simple problem solved.
The Bundy-solution....
Al Bundy was married
Wise man
Matt from demo ranch should see this lol
Alexander G lmao true
Daniel Choucino well he’s always saying not to tell mere lol
His wife don't care... he has so much money😂 and he also has so many guns that all he needs to say is I had it and she could not fight about it
The best intro of his is the 22 hornet video got to watch it if you have never seen it
Don't tell mere
Its all fun, and games until you bring a .50 cal home.
*Ain't no hiding that.*
"its just a telescope I have no idea what those explosions were"
I tried to hide my brand new z01 corvette in the garage. She found it and to cover my ass told her it was a birthday gift for her ☠
Im not even married, why am I here 😂
Because it's funny
Lol
Training 😂🤣😂🤣
"Don't tell Mare"
Hasan Michael. Hahaha.. Truth
A rancher?
Demoranch
Mare is a horse. I don't get how anyone named their daughter after that.
Ana L. Beads except Mare isn’t her real name. So who was named after a horse?
I have more guns than my husband and he has guns because I buy them for him!
bluekayakdiver his the luckiest guy
What a wonderful woman
Lucky man
Lucky man!
Can you call my wife?
Do you have a sister?
"Is that a new gun?" "Yeah, they just keep multiplying in the gun safe don't they?"
LOL...does this work for us women as well?!! I am currently hiding a Walther Q5 Match from him!!! 😂😂😂
We’ve been busted. Everybody get the hell out of here and close the door when you leave.
Stuckgrenadepin lol
Latoya Stevenson idk you but I love you!
Wow what a great woman
Awesome
Brave....Brave souls indeed....you will be remembered....
Just too funny. My wife seems to have an addiction for new shoes, clothes and purses. I never complain or try to keep inventory. While I seem to have similar issues with sporting goods. 😂 Fishing, archery and firearms. I don't fully understand why she needs 50 pairs of shoes and purses to match and color coordinate and she doesn't understand why I need 20 different fly rods or 15 pistols. But we're tolerant of each other and just laugh and roll our eyes when we hear of friends arguments on personal purchases.
I've made some mistakes. Married 3 times but I'm keeping this one. 😁
Ha! My wife just asked if I could “unsubscribe from RUclips” after she heard me watching this. Ha! I’m lucky to have an understanding wife, 39 firearms and counting. 👍
Montana Griz Fan that’s rookie numbers, step it up!!! Just kidding man!!
The ... "honey look what i bought you", well that explains why my wife owns more guns that i do. I'm okay with that!!!!
Me: "Honey, I'm goin' to the range! *walks out the door with an empty gun case*
Later: *walks back in grinning ear to ear like I had a blast at the range - with a new gun in the gun case*
Gun safe solution (ironically actually suggested by my wife): “if the ATF has the right to inspect the NFA guns anytime they want, then we should get a dedicated safe just for that.” Outstanding!
Great idea. Best one I've heard in a while!
This stuff would have worked for me, and did for a while... Until my woman got into guns, bought her first rifle, and took my spare key to the safe.
Alec Smith oh no.
Lucky me. My wife will always be like "Honey lets get another gun!"
I still expect him to say, "Welcome back everyone this is Eric and Barry"
Every time they do a great episode. I miss Barry the most.
Need to do a follow up vid, what happened when your wife’s saw this video 🤣😂😁
LOVE IT! May I make a few suggestions? First a guitar case is a great way to bring in a new or used long gun. I have done this a few times. I thank goodness she never looked in the closet to see the guitar sitting in the corner. Second I have a double AR-15 bag. I just put my one AR in it, and tell her I am going to the range for awhile. I do go to the range for a few minutes so not to lie to her. But on the way home, I stop at the gun shop, and pick up what I have ordered. Third I ordered a Rock River Left hand AR-15. My friend at the gun shop will call on the landline when it arrives. He will leave a message that he just picked up a slightly use left hand AR-15 at a great price. He is also a left hand shooter so to test it out has to fire a few rounds. Just to check it out. Naturally she will have to go with me, to check things out. So on the way home we have to have a nice dinner and I agree she can get a new Coach bag. So it is a win-win all the way around. BTW I have also used the guitar and double AR-15 to bring toy trains into the house. :)
You better be saving your pocket change because more than half the dudes out there leave the bills to their wives...So unless your new gun was free they will certainly ask you about the new $600 credit card charge, lol...I dont lie to the wife but I do use bribery which works well, hey you wanted that new thing right? I wanted a new thing to so lets both treat ourselves...My only problem is the things she wants usually cost $20...and the things I want cost $500...lol
cutlerylover lol jeff sounds like my situation but my wifes easy to please...if i let her shoot it shes happy
:) im lucky my wife is into it but I do admit she was a little pissed when she goes to the dentist the gun shop in next door so I "kill time"m there while I wait and I always end up buying something I shouldn't lol...So its an on going joke between us when I want a new gun I ask her if she needs a checkup, haha
Hey Jeff, we haven’t talked in forever how’s life treating you?
This is to the T what I do hahaha except I calmly wait for those $20 purchases to accrue before I try and get what I want lol
Hey, same ol things only with the YT problems on top of it, lol hope you and the family are doing well :)
I always use the old, "No honey, didn't cost me a thing - I just traded some of my old guns for it." I also have the benefit of working from home, so guns tend to just magically appear in the collection without ever even coming through the front door. Then if she ever happens to see one while I'm cleaning it I just say, "What? No, honey - I've always had that."😁
I always tell my wife that it's all because of the impending zombie apocalypse...
THIS IS 5 YEARS OVERDUE.
i like to keep my wife at a fair distance, i've found 8000 miles is a fair distance ;)
Wifes are like little woodpeckers who keep trying to peck years off of your life. Am i Right???
In some areas of the country, the penalty for murder is far less than the "life sentence" imposed by marriage.. My favorite sayings are " You know, if I had committed murder, I'd have likely been out in 7 (years)" and "Until you've been married over 30 years, STFU... ( or be quiet, you ain't got a clue.. )"
fortunately, i can only hit her with an ICBM, being unemployed at the moment, that's a little out of my budget LOL
figger from chicago to khabarovsk russia, i paid $1400 for her plane ticket back 10 years ago, it was a bargain.
my user name on ICQ 20 years ago was "mr bad example" which is where my wife found me in Sept '98.
In the room where one of my safes is, there happens to be an outside entrance. When I bring a new gun in, I put it in that safe and count "one, one thousand, two, one thousand" then bring it the rest of the way in the house. When she says "where'd you get that?" I respond "from my safe", and all is well.
Tell her you built it yourself from parts laying around. Only works for couple guns before she starts catching on.
Very sly, I like it. Probably would work really well if you already have a bunch of parts stored or laying around, and especially if shes fairly ignorant of firearms, in general.
Well I have built a pistol from AR parts lying around, I guess it should be easy to “do it again”
Totally guilty of doing that
What about the distraction gift
Thomas Edson heres some flowers honey. Quick sneak in the 50
winner!
My dad does that. She has the entire house and he has his little dresser in the bedroom. That's it. Then you go outside to his shop and hang out. Beer fridge grill tractors and everything. Plus a big stereo.
Forgiveness is easier than permission any day of the week! Great content as always, God bless and have a Merry Christmas and safe and Happy New Year!
As long as you don't get stoopid go overboard.
Anyone else notice that several of these are pretty much the exact same thing, IE sneak it in with the case. They don't even try the whole "my buddies wife said no/get a safe and he needs me to hold it for now since I'm the only one he trusts" excuse.
sypoth good one!!!
I legit brought a coworkers AR home to put a new hand guard on and my wife only 60% believed me... Probably because I can never accurately answer the "how many guns do you own?!" Question...
she doesn't like guns? she's disqualified as wife material....
Merle Morrison amen amen amen...
100%
My wife doesn't mind guns. She just doesn't understand why I need so many and why I keep spending "her money" on them.
The other cool thing is that if she doesnt like them , when you want to shoot it gives you an hour or two without her being crammed up your backside!!!
If you have to lie to your Wife about what you did with your money, there's other issues in play.
and I totally agree with you , but... You know how the old saying goes happy wife happy life.
Exactly
💯 I went in the shop to buy a shotgun left with 3 pistols and a shot gun lol not sure how it happened lmao.
How about you just hide the wife?
_American_11x_ wait what
Yep, like way outback, under 6 feet of hay field.
Out of sight? no problem
Out of earshot so as to prevent bleeding eardrums, little more difficult.
I would have made a video on this topic, but my wife watches my channel lol. You guys are brave...
We Run Guns lol... Good point!!!
There is a line between bravery and stupidity!
I am not sure WHICH side of the line the boys are on with this one! 😁😁😁😁
Laurie St Lyon agreed there
Brave?? More like stupid..
The best way (she will always approve):
"I found it on sale."
Step 1: Have an awesome wife so that you don't have to hide them.
xavier0237. Plan B: Don't tell Mere.
Lynnea Schliesleder what does “ don’t tell mere” have to do with having an awesome wife?
Matthew Nunley. It's from Demolition Ranch. When Matt buys a new gun he always says "Don't tell Mere." His wife
His last name is cariker
Lucas Baluyut he was talking to me. My name is Matt too. But my last isn’t cariker.
my uncle is a huge gun collector and got a divorce a few years back because his wife wanted a certain car that he saved up the money for her but instead of buying the car he bought a colt single action army that was made in 1873 the first year they made them and now he is growing his collection care free
patriot man 24 ha! That's awesome.
+HimmlerTheMethodMan “Andrew” yeah I still see my aunt at the family reunion every year last year I was at the table getting food with my aunt And my uncle was on the other side of the table and she said mark hello Amy he replied I'm just standing there like awkward
Worth it.....
patriot man 24 so worth it
sometimes your wife just NEEDS to not know you just purchased a new gun for her own mental stability, mental health and welfare in general so keep in mind as your sneaking a second gun in a case that your really doing it for her benefit cause you love her..
Disclaimer: I'm single!!!
Matt from demo ranch *greatly studies*
CASH. CASH. CASH. Don't be that fool thats using the joint account to acquire new firearms. She gets emails when a cent comes out of that account.....
That is F**CKING BRILLIANT!!! Done and done! Why didn't I think of that a while ago!!
I had to laugh along with you guys. I've done everything you guys mentioned to keep my wife from finding out about my purchases. Seems like guys have this instinct about buying guns and how to hide the purchases. Thanks for your post!
We’re not suggesting you be dishonest, we’re suggesting that when you are dishonest you do it like this
Hossep Yenikomshian well said
Easy.....don't have a wife
Top five ways to hide guns from "the man"
I hope you guys have nice tents and sleeping bags! Lol
I had to field strip a couple of my extra handguns, and told the misses that those parts are just extra parts for the two handguns I am allowed to have, haha. Sometimes hiding them in place sight is the best tactic.
Absolutely excellent! I have used many of these “suggestions” and learned a few new ones!
Lmfao. I got a revolver for doing my wifes uncle's tax return. She wanted me to sell it. So I did and behind her back I bought a Ruger 10/22. She was mad when I brought it home and I told her I didn't buy it. I traded the revolver for the rifle and she believes me lol.
You forgot the 'hey. look what i won in the raffle at work/range'club etc' ;o)
Spikey DaPikey lol till she sneaks into your cash stash
I actually won a Glock 17 at a comp. she's goes, " So what are you gonna sell it or something?" 😂😂😂
Will Taylor Oooh nasty!! LOL
Or the old “It was on clearance so I got a steal on it.” Amazingly, every gun I own was purchased at a huge “discount.”
Would love to see that traffic stop on Cops.
Cop: Sir this amp seems suspiciously heavy, and there seems to be something rattling around in there.
Chad: Yes sir thems my guns.
Cop: Why are they in there?
Chad: Just hiding them...from my wife...meant to say from my wife.
Cop: Right sir if you could just turn around...….
Chad is grinning like a Cheshire Cat.
You are not going to keep the lid on this video.
Zed Hiro. Chad's going to get caught so badly
I thank God I married my wife. She actually encourages me to buy guns. She just ordered me a reloader. FedEx should deliver today. Choose your wife very carefully and don't pull the trigger on marriage too quickly. For those of you that want to ask she does have a sister but she is happily married. Sorry
SIMPLE TRUTH: It definitely helps if you marry a girl who is more or less a country girl because MOST city girls ALWAYS want to be first place in your life and THOSE are the ones quickest to divorce you when times hit the fan between you. There ARE SOME city girls who were raised differently but I have yet to meet one...but I'm reasonably sure they exist.
Do you have to encourage her to buy purses?
@Turquoise Cheetah What I can't seem to wrap my head around is WHY people seem to think they need to throw the race card into a conversation all the time. And other than that I basically just meant that if you were raised in the country then you would PROBABLY be happier with someone from the country than if you married a person from the city and vice versa. Not always but a big portion of the time. That's why you don;t see as many mixed culture marriages. Traditions and values vary everywhere you go...even between country folks and city folks. It's just a fact of life and it has absolutely NOTHING (in my mind ) to do with a person's skin color, especially if you're both from a similar background. Things just tend to work better between couples who share the same mindset and goals is the entire thing that I meant. And you wouldn't know this but twice I almost married women of color so the color thing isn't an issue with me. Being faithful and sharing the same goals and morals does.
@@APhan26 LOL> Sorry. :)
@Turquoise Cheetah Also...something I forgot to mention is that when I wrote that above I wasn't all serious. here's a LOT of humor with me and it comes out a lot...and not always in the same understanding that it was meant. SO my apologies to you and other conservative ladies out there. I wasn't trying my hand at any kind of hate speech. There IS humor there...for instance...too many purses, shoes, etc... That IS my wife all the way...and yes, she's definitely conservative for the most part with a touch of liberalism in there...Which I am slowly trying to help her overcome, and it appears that the world around us is actually helping her to be a LOT more conservative than she's used to being.
You guys are awesome. LoL. I laughed my ass of when you guys started smiling and making funny faces when talking about the wifes at the beginning of the video. Great video. Thank you. New subscriber from Vancouver Canada
God Bless America !!!! and thank you for your service.
eric had to sleep in the garden one too many times
I felt bad once for buying a gun without telling my wife, then I found the shoeboxes in the garbage can from her purchases a few days before. An understanding has been reached in my family
Nice dont even ask.... Leave it at is
You just have to do it like I did it. I didn't plan on it working out like this, but I'm going to ride this as long as I can. Here's what you do, take your spouse with you to the gun shop and buy the absolute cheapest gun in the cabinet. I'm talking like a hi point, heritage rough rider, used model 60, something like that. From that point forward, if she is as unfamiliar with the prices of guns as my girlfriend is, you can convince her every time you come home with a new toy that it was "only $90 like that .22 you like that we bought together". Played that one today flawlessly, came home with a brand new ruger viquero, convinced her it was "used and old" and I only paid $85 bucks for it because "the guy at the store didnt know what it was worth". Played her like a damn harp. LOL. Unfortunately that doesnt work with ammo in my case, because we used to split the cost of ammo when we would shoot before I discovered buying in bulk. She was NOT happy when I came home with 2000 rds of 9mm under my arm.
Corollary principle if you get caught -- "It's better to ask forgiveness than permission".
How about neither and just tell the bitch to mind her own buisness
Its very hard to own a gun in Russia, so I buy airguns, and I do what you just did,- I saying that my gun is broken, in fact its not, selling it , buy a similar one and my wife doesnt see the deference 😂
Come to America and join the fun
So basically this is the same as with power tools:
" - Is that thing new? "
" - Noooo honey, Ive had it for ages... "
Oldest and best trick i do 2
Absolutely lol 😂. My wife wondered how my black and yellow dewalt power tools started to turn into red Milwaukee m12 tools. I told her it was because of climate change.
Is this the last we see of IV8888?
Out of all your videos, this one is by far your best. Got a great laugh out of it!
Dvj Luna , Im crying Im laughing so hard at these comments. DEFINATELY a great day maker!! 😁
yep, my wife owns more guns then me with all of the ones I bought her. lol
ha
If I ever get married the Husband had better share.
Sharing with my gf...
Odds are you will take half of it legally.
I would be more afraid he would try to take half of my firearms.
Jennifer Stacy the entire world knows that that would never happen.
The system is set up for women,
I agree, I can say the system isnt fair either. I am just smart enough to realize this and not be the type to take, take, take.