I REUNITED Scotland and Egypt (yes you read right) in Crusader Kings 3

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  • Опубликовано: 3 апр 2024
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    Your eyes are indeed not deceiving you, I am finally going to correct one of histories biggest mistake and once more reunite the Kingdoms of Scotland and Egypt into one glorious realm! Just as they once were in the Legend of Scota, that also exists in the latest DLC for Crusader Kings 3 Legends of the dead!
    In this video, Koifish will use all of his Crusader Kings 3 knowledge to take the Scottish and transform them into the EGYPTIANS the ancient tales claim they come from! Because we are delving deep into the Sons of Scota Legend, written by a crazy monk in the medieval ages, It details how Scotland was founded by an exiled Egyptian queen! It doesn't get any wilder than this!
    #crusaderkings3 #ck3
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Комментарии • 219

  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  3 месяца назад +65

    *SCOTA FOREVEEEEEEEEEEER!*
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    • @jamesking6377
      @jamesking6377 3 месяца назад +1

      I saw you on an Okoii stream a while ago. We gonna see some WH3 content ever

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  3 месяца назад +3

      Warhammer 3? I uploaded a video of it just a few weeks ago!@@jamesking6377

    • @Wuschel1990
      @Wuschel1990 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Koifishhey Koifish, did you see the video where a Viking basicly conquered the world in a single lifetime. The title was CK3 Viking takes over Rome and the World . He used a lot of tricks I didn't know about and wondered if you knew these things and could maybe add some more? since you like vikings so much and I was wondering what to comment about I thought I tell you about this. I wonder if you could do something similiar with a Haesteinn or other viking.

    • @jamesking6377
      @jamesking6377 3 месяца назад

      I must’ve missed it. Thanks

    • @Canada1994
      @Canada1994 3 месяца назад

      Hey Koifish I was wondering if you take requests but I had an idea. How about you play as Haesteinn and conquer all of Brittany and then have him "go native" abandoning his Norse Danish roots and become an Insular (If Brittany is not Insular than have him conquer a part of Ireland) Breton or Irishman and then Unite the Celts by conquering and turning the whole British Isles Celtic and Insular

  • @jsahgafgssfvgbgashjsajnsa
    @jsahgafgssfvgbgashjsajnsa 3 месяца назад +515

    Am I the only one who thought he'd do it as Haesteinn?

    • @youngking5328
      @youngking5328 3 месяца назад +44

      Don't worry, he will find a way

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  3 месяца назад +187

      I have a video coming soon that is.. the ULTIMATE Haesteinn video!

    • @youngking5328
      @youngking5328 3 месяца назад +18

      @Koifish see like I said you always find a way

    • @Phoenix-wh2bn
      @Phoenix-wh2bn 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@Koifish you can't leave him behind
      He will always watch you from the dark

    • @vexuria
      @vexuria 3 месяца назад +4

      he would have added "...as the MOST POWERFUL VIKING" to his title then.
      i know my koifish

  • @sneedchuckington
    @sneedchuckington 3 месяца назад +133

    Reminds me of the very old Medieval 2 AAR called "A Scotsman in Egypt." Fucking classic.

    • @cadian101st
      @cadian101st 3 месяца назад +8

      That brings me back

    • @sneedchuckington
      @sneedchuckington 3 месяца назад +8

      @@cadian101st in the immortal words of Angus:
      "ELEPHAAAANTS!"

    • @MrChicken1138
      @MrChicken1138 3 месяца назад +9

      "A gah-lah bala to you too, laddie."

  • @donniebenson1151
    @donniebenson1151 3 месяца назад +103

    us scots cant be Egyptian we get sunburned from plus 15 degrees

    • @collin4555
      @collin4555 3 месяца назад +69

      Ra's punishment for forsaking the homeland

    • @sizanogreen9900
      @sizanogreen9900 3 месяца назад +5

      the red pharaoh's then?

    • @Apokalypse456
      @Apokalypse456 2 месяца назад

      well, the sunburn comes from the sun not the temperature
      but as a redhead i know what you mean, when i am out on a sunny winter day i get sunburn...

    • @fenixchief7
      @fenixchief7 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Apokalypse456 Ramses II was a redhead lol

    • @Chudsmash777
      @Chudsmash777 Месяц назад

      He doesn’t know…

  • @rafaelrodrigues7971
    @rafaelrodrigues7971 3 месяца назад +18

    We were pharaohs and whatnot, laddie.

  • @abcdfegyt
    @abcdfegyt 3 месяца назад +60

    Nooo Koifish if you got to a mythical level of legend you would be able to change your culture to Ancient Egyptian (according to 1.12.3 changelog).

    • @MunchKING
      @MunchKING 3 месяца назад +5

      Wait, Really? That's bonkers. I wonder what perks it has.

    • @abcdfegyt
      @abcdfegyt 3 месяца назад +4

      @@MunchKING
      I haven't checked yet, but I'm in the process of doing a Scota game, so I'll let you know if I ever finish it.

    • @Pigraider268
      @Pigraider268 3 месяца назад +3

      Ye most of content creators don't know about it apparently or just not patient enough idk :P

    • @sizanogreen9900
      @sizanogreen9900 3 месяца назад +8

      @@MunchKING You get Egyptian cultural heritage and language you can add to your culture while diverging it. That is pretty rad, but thats about it. Gotta convert to kushite yourself;)

  • @user-du1jw1fd9b
    @user-du1jw1fd9b 3 месяца назад +28

    Denial is a river in Scotland.

  • @mact3732
    @mact3732 3 месяца назад +43

    OH MY GOD KOOFISH FINALLY DID SOMETHING WITH SCOTLAND MY HOME😭😭😭😭 IM SOOO HAPPY

  • @greenrhinogaming587
    @greenrhinogaming587 3 месяца назад +131

    What have you done to Scotland my home

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  3 месяца назад +81

      IMPROVEMENTS!!!

    • @Frogenthusiast42069
      @Frogenthusiast42069 3 месяца назад +27

      HE HAS MADE US STRONGER BROTHER NOW WE CAN ABSORB ENGLAND

    • @Frogenthusiast42069
      @Frogenthusiast42069 3 месяца назад +4

      TATTIE SCONES FOR ALL

    • @Cab00se90
      @Cab00se90 3 месяца назад +1

      @@KoifishI mean, it’s an improvement on Brexit…

    • @thewaffleiron9010
      @thewaffleiron9010 3 месяца назад +6

      He brought you back to Egypt, your true home!

  • @ssbastianmatusiak7579
    @ssbastianmatusiak7579 3 месяца назад +31

    WE TAKING NIGHT BOAT TO CAIRO

    • @me-dc8pj
      @me-dc8pj 3 месяца назад +1

      Just gone noon, half past monsoon on the banks of the river nile...

  • @radraptor1458
    @radraptor1458 3 месяца назад +12

    "They have to glue you back together in hell" was not expecting that reference

  • @TheGrimEater40
    @TheGrimEater40 3 месяца назад +10

    Ah yes I remember that in history. The dreaded Scottish war camels

  • @sumoking3002
    @sumoking3002 3 месяца назад +26

    And that is the story of the first deep fried pizza and how the taste was so awesome that the king's physician was immediately struck dead

    • @user-uk5qm5fm8g
      @user-uk5qm5fm8g 3 месяца назад +5

      Then the pyramids were turned into fried mars bar factories and the Nile became one of the worldwide leading sites of shipbuilding

    • @qhu3878
      @qhu3878 3 месяца назад

      ​@@user-uk5qm5fm8gegypt, glasgow
      glasgegypt?

  • @matthewkerr1169
    @matthewkerr1169 3 месяца назад +24

    It brings me joy when a youtuber does something with Scotland, thanks Koifish

  • @uptown_rider8078
    @uptown_rider8078 3 месяца назад +8

    We were Pharaohs and such

  • @Dino_Stan
    @Dino_Stan 3 месяца назад +8

    We should go and hunt the moth man together

  • @sethd.8381
    @sethd.8381 3 месяца назад +21

    i need more koifish recorder solos in my life

  • @vargknight
    @vargknight 3 месяца назад +10

    I've actually been to "Scotia's Grave" in Ireland before haha

  • @teal_m_101
    @teal_m_101 3 месяца назад +3

    Reclaiming the Holy Land: 'Ugh, fine, I guess I'll take Jerusalem.'
    Helping a Scotsman fulfil his Egyptaboo fantasy: 'LET'S GO!'

  • @HeavyLefty
    @HeavyLefty 3 месяца назад +24

    Pretty cool, but what about some more Finland soon, some super finnic khanate type shit, you feel me?

    • @TatoSFM
      @TatoSFM 3 месяца назад +7

      restore old helsinki and attack the great hwan empire type shit

    • @HeavyLefty
      @HeavyLefty 3 месяца назад +1

      @@TatoSFM Ye EXACTLY the typa shit I was tryna bring into the conversation bro. But in CK 3 vanilla no Korea so instead our ultimate adversary to creating the ultimate Finnic Khanate is the realm rising from the east of us the Mongolian one.

    • @HeavyLefty
      @HeavyLefty 3 месяца назад +1

      @@TatoSFM the legend of Mikko Mielivalta and his unification of all finno ugric speakers including mogyers or hungarians, and restoring old Finnic lands maybe from the Slavs and baltics and turks, and his descendants defeat of the mongol hords at the edge of a forested hill using their own tactics against them the Finnish forest archers together with some Turkic traditions infused and having adopted horse archers drive back the mongols ultimately causing a general rebellion in the mongols finally collapsing the quickly rising star.

    • @-mokerly-5984
      @-mokerly-5984 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@HeavyLeftyMikko Mielivalta... tiiän mikä seuraavan alotushahmon nimeksi tulee

  • @oddindian1
    @oddindian1 3 месяца назад +4

    2:55 Those are fighting words Fish! TASTE MY AMPLE RESERVES OF OIL YOU IKEA BOI!!!!

  • @Cab00se90
    @Cab00se90 3 месяца назад +3

    Ye know that when the lads stopped in Salerno they deep fried their pizzas!
    Even today Scottish football fans sing of these martial culinary atrocities when they play Italy.

  • @cassiusbrutius
    @cassiusbrutius 3 месяца назад

    This was a great video man. So many fire jokes and funny anecdotes. Your friend saving all his money to give back to you before he died was so good!

  • @TRPLD
    @TRPLD 3 месяца назад +2

    Ahh yes, who hasn't heard of the great Scottish war camels! Truly an accurate historical representation of Scottish history!

  • @juancernas485
    @juancernas485 3 месяца назад +3

    We was kings

  • @MrMysticeti
    @MrMysticeti 3 месяца назад +1

    The animations you put in the video were very funny, good job!

  • @DarvinostheGreat
    @DarvinostheGreat 3 месяца назад +2

    You could have also managed to get a legend that allowed you to have Egyptian language and heritage in the hybridized culture you made. I think it would be funny to be able to do that with Scots culture in Scotland after doing the Scota legend, but idk if PDX would want to add that lol

  • @gubstorm3518
    @gubstorm3518 3 месяца назад +1

    This was great. Thank you, Koifish.

  • @pivertironlungs7408
    @pivertironlungs7408 3 месяца назад +1

    Thanks for another great video man

  • @Verygoodfeel01
    @Verygoodfeel01 3 месяца назад

    Thanks for the video it has been big fun as always.

  • @squeezatb9989
    @squeezatb9989 2 месяца назад

    Bro I love your videos on ck3 and I feel you need to focus more on content like this it’s so entertaining and definitely your element 💯

  • @kingslayer9291
    @kingslayer9291 3 месяца назад

    You are very a talented man!! You have a fantistic good organ(i mean your voice )! I enjoyed every second!! Thanks King Koifish😎💪🏻

  • @molerm9442
    @molerm9442 3 месяца назад

    Your Videos are the reason i started playing ck3 A few Weeks Ago Thank you Koifish

  • @Redfren
    @Redfren 3 месяца назад

    Thanks, always fun to watch.

  • @i_exist_i_guess8006
    @i_exist_i_guess8006 2 месяца назад

    12:07 I never expected to hear Koifish make a Madness reference!

  • @alyssasims1429
    @alyssasims1429 3 месяца назад +1

    I giggle and kick my feet whenever i see a new koifish video has been posted

  • @thatboldcadian7701
    @thatboldcadian7701 2 месяца назад +1

    Koifish still waiting on the second episode to Karling dynasty

  • @maihoglund1418
    @maihoglund1418 3 месяца назад +2

    not the finland slander in the intro... SUOMI MAINITTU!

  • @kylekrause3129
    @kylekrause3129 2 месяца назад

    Koifish you always make my day man.

  • @Saatananumber1
    @Saatananumber1 3 месяца назад +1

    As a Finnish...Ill swear Mr Koifish you wont get away with that.

  • @addminus6672
    @addminus6672 2 месяца назад

    This was so fun to watch

  • @brandonfelix2551
    @brandonfelix2551 3 месяца назад

    I’m a new subscriber but i love your content ESPECIALLY with the great Haesteinn

  • @thegreatautisticdowny1513
    @thegreatautisticdowny1513 3 месяца назад

    Great video brotha

  • @hakonlogiherleifsson9911
    @hakonlogiherleifsson9911 3 месяца назад

    love your content

  • @JudazRex
    @JudazRex 3 месяца назад

    Great video!

  • @osvaldojaviergalleguillosh8402
    @osvaldojaviergalleguillosh8402 3 месяца назад +1

    More cursed by the day, and i love it

  • @PaganBuffaloes
    @PaganBuffaloes 2 месяца назад

    300 hours in the game and I'm just now learning of that more detailed battle menu

  • @ianuarius5798
    @ianuarius5798 3 месяца назад +1

    This is truly one of the Koifish moments of all time.

  • @molybdaen11
    @molybdaen11 3 месяца назад

    Spreading a legend just to conquer a kingdom and get a hybrid culture early does sound very exciting indeed.
    Maybe I will try it out too.

  • @SergantPotatoMC
    @SergantPotatoMC 3 месяца назад

    Wonderful video

  • @kohlicoide2258
    @kohlicoide2258 3 месяца назад +1

    Nobody expect the scottish war camels!

  • @adastraperaspera2118
    @adastraperaspera2118 2 месяца назад +2

    We were kings

  • @ryannowo5954
    @ryannowo5954 3 месяца назад

    nice video koiboi

  • @stevenknetsch8214
    @stevenknetsch8214 3 месяца назад

    Very good!

  • @viorp5267
    @viorp5267 3 месяца назад +1

    we were Kings and such

  • @edugilde2761
    @edugilde2761 3 месяца назад

    I had to check the legend...and it's actually exactly like this

  • @hansbauer174
    @hansbauer174 2 месяца назад

    The Stronghold Crusader Music, when he Starts the war❤❤

  • @user-wt3lc7gy7u
    @user-wt3lc7gy7u 2 месяца назад

    I decided to play an observer game in CK2 and Scotland got Jerusalem

  • @pedrohenriquegodoirezende1021
    @pedrohenriquegodoirezende1021 3 месяца назад

    Lol, the Void make this play before, however your video is good 👍

  • @tymonantosz7013
    @tymonantosz7013 2 месяца назад

    very cool

  • @bobsmith7066
    @bobsmith7066 2 месяца назад +1

    GayTalos sounds like a very… unique Skyrim mod.

  • @more17
    @more17 3 месяца назад

    The backstory behind this is so insane i😊t's incredible.

  • @AlwaysRightAllNight
    @AlwaysRightAllNight 3 месяца назад

    Day 2 of asking if Koifish will do a series where he takes over the world with his dynasty as Haesteinnn and try to convert as many people to the true way... the viking way.

  • @munchycrusader1143
    @munchycrusader1143 3 месяца назад

    This the least craziest video Koifish has done

  • @alistairlane6717
    @alistairlane6717 3 месяца назад

    It is after the end time koifish

  • @birdofterror6628
    @birdofterror6628 3 месяца назад

    Ah yes my favorite Magic card, Blue Eyes White Dragon, the strongest part of the Royal Flush.

  • @nicholasmaryniak3815
    @nicholasmaryniak3815 3 месяца назад

    More Scottish adventures!

  • @justinmccurdy9319
    @justinmccurdy9319 3 месяца назад

    After I finish conquering Italia and Aquitaine for the Empire of Alba, I think I’ll do this.

  • @dethem
    @dethem 2 месяца назад

    Engagement for Koifish

  • @MunchKING
    @MunchKING 3 месяца назад

    Going for one of the other achievements next?

  • @aidankenny521
    @aidankenny521 3 месяца назад

    Commenting to help with the algorithm :)

  • @jasonwhite6159
    @jasonwhite6159 3 месяца назад

    Ever make a hybrid culture of Mongol and Norse? Having an army/raiding party of Varangian Veterans and Horse Archers is insane

  • @jorvach9874
    @jorvach9874 3 месяца назад

    A GAH-LAH BALA TO YOU TOO LADDIE! I guess I'm gonna have to reread A Scotsman in Egypt after this video :D

  • @GhostCryProductions
    @GhostCryProductions 3 месяца назад

    There is a decent fanfic of Medieval 2: Total War that’s about this called A Scotsman in Egypt.

  • @daryl3963
    @daryl3963 3 месяца назад

    How do you get that expanded battle progress estimator?

  • @Datroflshopper
    @Datroflshopper 3 месяца назад

    SCOTLAND MENTIONED LETS GOOOO

  • @Basileus1453
    @Basileus1453 3 месяца назад

    Does anyone know the name of the music at 1:20? It sounds really familiar and I can't remember where it's from or what other creator uses it.

  • @ntluck1592
    @ntluck1592 3 месяца назад

    As an Egyptian I can assure that Farama is part of Egypt. You have failed the challenge

  • @lema0925
    @lema0925 2 месяца назад

    10/10, Madness referenced

  • @vili-pekkavaltonen5943
    @vili-pekkavaltonen5943 2 месяца назад

    We make it to the ff7 reunion with this one!

  • @iKyoki_
    @iKyoki_ 3 месяца назад

    Is that the Stronghold Crusader music I hear?

  • @Tokugawa__
    @Tokugawa__ 3 месяца назад

    keep it up

  • @sambennett2354
    @sambennett2354 3 месяца назад

    we are England's nuclear storage and piggy bank is kinda sad

  • @un_iquex
    @un_iquex 3 месяца назад

    For Scottland!!!

  • @superarrow4972
    @superarrow4972 3 месяца назад +1

    Could you pls play the ATE mod for CK3

  • @codybarton6332
    @codybarton6332 3 месяца назад

    What is the mod for battle view that you are using?

  • @jkgzjhp1705
    @jkgzjhp1705 3 месяца назад +1

    Sons of Scota story is 100% real I know I was there

  • @alexlower505
    @alexlower505 3 месяца назад

    Thanks to Koifish I can hit up the liquor store for that dank Egyptian whiskey 🥃

  • @fenixchief7
    @fenixchief7 2 месяца назад

    Its funny till you find out Ramses II was a redhead

  • @Mark_R_
    @Mark_R_ 2 месяца назад

    Force feed him deep fried Mars Bars 😂😂

  • @Johnwick-ed2iv
    @Johnwick-ed2iv 3 месяца назад +1

    SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!!

  • @derekskelton4187
    @derekskelton4187 3 месяца назад

    I hope the republic of Scotland survived the English in this wacky timeline

  • @weepingscorpion8739
    @weepingscorpion8739 2 месяца назад

    Egyptian-Scottish Egypt? Nestorian Seljuks? CK3 does have it all, doesn't it? And LOL, at that Norwegian neighbour thing. :D

  • @ragnarrskulkrew6232
    @ragnarrskulkrew6232 3 месяца назад +1

    SCOTA FOREVER!

  • @milanoxiel7853
    @milanoxiel7853 2 месяца назад

    I can hardly underwhat koi fish is talking , so I use his video to troll my fellow Chinese paradox fan-furry friends

  • @rahmanaditya683
    @rahmanaditya683 3 месяца назад

    Whats name of the mod that can make you dancing ?

  • @eamonduffy9470
    @eamonduffy9470 3 месяца назад

    This proof to this claim a lot of Pharos had Red hair Tutankhamun Ramesses Notables among them

  • @zaoda1357
    @zaoda1357 3 месяца назад

    map legend

  • @kimchi2780
    @kimchi2780 3 месяца назад +2

    Perkele Saatana!

  • @PaperPossum
    @PaperPossum 3 месяца назад

    As a finn, I can confirm that believing Finland exists is indeed absurd :D Thanks for another great video, oh swedish neighbour-man of my mythical country!