I dont know which is funniest, when they lose it entirely, when the stage manager (I am assuming) has to shut it down for censor reasons or the ones where ryan just ends with an F-bomb,
+Kairu Hakubi it just depends on the network. They brought the show back on the CW instead of ABC family and their censorship is a lot looser. There's a lot more bleeping out swear words instead of taking stuff out entirely.
All these are hilarious but I have to say Colin's mosquito bit falling apart and him fainting is my second favourite to Ryan's halloween song, the cherry on top being him yelling "what do you want from me?!" As everyone loses it
@@jenniferannewerezak6897 according to wikipedia, he dropped out of highschool a few months before graduating to pursue stand up. Looks like it worked out for him in the end.
Ok Im finishing this one: I was feeling frisky I went for a drive I took all my guns and shot myself alive Now I'm up in heaven as you all can see At least I didn't go to hell like Drew Carrey!
I an advertiser, and Im a groovy guy/ I sit around the house thinking of stuff that you can buy/ Lots of things that you dont need thats gonna make me rich/ Im an advertiser and the public is my bitch.
I can just imagine the guys in the sound booth during Ryan’s vending machine one. When they aired that, they censored Ryan and cut everyone else’s mics, I just imagine this. “What did Ryan just say?!” “Mute their mics, MUTE THEIR MICS!!”
I remember when I got the DVD that had the gag reel with Brad's hoedown about the public restrooms in early 2008. When we had gone on a road trip (mom, older sister, and myself), I had gotten a portable DVD player (as this was a few years or so before iPads existed), and during one of the days over to Colorado Springs, it was a three day trip over there (stopping at a hotel for two nights before getting to the destination on our third day), so I decided to put that portable DVD player into good use. I had brought a bunch of DVDs and CDs (as I was using a clunky CD player at the time as opposed to an iPod which I use since late 2009), and I had brought the Whose Line Season 1 vol. 2. Not sure where we were, but I was watching the gag reel where Brad's public restroom hoedown was on, and I was laughing hysterically at the whole thing and its aftermath. For about four minutes I was rewinding the DVD to that part and still pissing myself laughing. Over a year later, I had taken that portable DVD player with me down to Missouri, as my paternal grandfather (aka Grandpa/Papa Bear) had passed away a few days after Christmas of 2009. After going to his funeral, we headed over to my mom's parents' house (aka my maternal grandparents), and was doing the same thing! My mom had no idea what I was laughing about, and neither was my dad until I told my mom that I was watching Whose Line...even to this very day, the unaired public hoedown verse Brad sings still has me rolling!
When people get puberty they get really mad, But personally I don't think puberty's all that bad, Although it seems it's hitting me in rather small amounts, I only grew six inches but I grew it where it counts!
When I was a young boy, I thought I never change And then as I got 23, I started feeling strange One day I was looking, and then I saw a girl And when she kiss me on the cheek and it totally rock my world
"i don't file my taxes every single year, i guess it's the i.r.s i really really fear, i guess this bit of me doesn't show a lot of class, but every time i do they seem to fuck me up the ass." LOLOL!
Yes it is, but Ryan did say "shit-talking mushrooms" as a pun. He was playing off of how the censor thought Brad said "Poo Poo" Platter instead of Pu Pu Platter.
It's funny how Ryan went from annoyed at Denny for the weed joke because the censors would obviously blow up the scene to doing "fuck me up the ass" as his punchline
4:20 Inappropriate Restaurant Hoedown "I'm on a special diet, where I don't eat beef or bacon I can only eat vegetables because I am a vegan, But last time I went out to eat, the waiter did something invalid That wasn't what I meant when I asked for a tossed salad!
I ASKED FOR A TOSSED SALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..........(went off-key, start coughing, breaks glass, start singing)..........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!
I sat down at a restaurant and asked for a club sandwich, They said they couldn't make one since all their cheese had vanished, They couldn't make a hot dog either which really made me snarl, The only thing they offered me was an open faced Hot Karl
zlinedavid I'm doing the Colin part. There's no such thing as Hot Karl, what is it anyway? I couldn't find Hot Karl on my internet today. I really hate onions on my food, what the heck? If someone say's "Do you like Oxford sausages?", I think I'm going to gag! BLEH! Can somebody do the Ryan part so we can end it together?
Joshua Johnson Oh boy this hoedown has gone on long enough, we've combined restaurants and lots of sickening stuff, let's end it before I continue to bitch and moan, and before Drew gives Colin the old rusty trombone. The olllld rusty trombooooooooonnnnnnneeee!
"I took all my handguns and shot myself alive." Better than shooting yourself dead, I suppose. Maybe he was a zombie, and shooting himself brought him back to life?
Alex Quill when they brought it back on a different network, it became much more lenient. now they just bleep what they have to and usually leave the rest in
It also depends on the country. I just saw an episode of the original South Korean version of the Masked Singer, King of the Masked Singer, where they had one person dressed up as a white Michael Jackson vs another person dressed up as a black Michael Jackson. We all know this would not be allowed on the American version of this song since it will be deemed racist and offensive.
Drew just inspired me to make a verse out of @4:42 and Oh God I don't know if I take pride in it but here it goes. I went out with a lady and must say it was a drag I took her to a restaurant but all she did was nag The waiter dropped his pen and saved it all from going south so I have him quite the tip of which I shot into his mouth SHOOOT IIINTOOO HIIIS MOUUUUTH!
I'm an advertiser, yeah, I'm a groovy guy I sit at home just thinking of stuff that you can buy Lots of stuff that you don't need that's gonna give me cash But don't you worry, it arrives there in a flash!
6:02 is legendary. Ryan is like "I literally couldn't think of anything else! What do you want from me?"
"What do you want, everybody took mine!!"
Ryans "Please the fucking Brit" Line will forever be my favorite xD
Same here. I also love the outtakes where he makes fun of the "fucking Brit."
This game is difficult AF, I applaud these guys for doing them so frequently
That's the beauty of improv
I give Brad credit for the pu-pu platter line: it's one of the few in-game lines that gets Colin to crack.
zlinedavid That is the only one I don't get..care to explain? why did they stop it
Same here...I didn't think it was bad at all
They didn't want to broadcast a hoedown about being fed shit at a restaurant.
I think it was also because he did two gross shit related ones in a row that episode xD
@@tizianofratini7407 Probably bc it implied he ate literal shit.
I dont know which is funniest, when they lose it entirely, when the stage manager (I am assuming) has to shut it down for censor reasons or the ones where ryan just ends with an F-bomb,
He's the producer, Dan Patterson :)
really? Jeez, he allowed a LOT more in the UK. I assumed the ABC manager was some different guy
+Kairu Hakubi it just depends on the network. They brought the show back on the CW instead of ABC family and their censorship is a lot looser. There's a lot more bleeping out swear words instead of taking stuff out entirely.
@@annieoddo1475 plus a difference of several years
Ryan's kill me
You know it's a good one when Laura Hall messes up
She doesnt mess up she does it on purpose lol
@@NoSoupForYouu how does she mess up
when
6:51 lol the way he says 'shut up'
He sounds like a kid being teased by his friends for having a crush on a girl
😂
Yeah, that’s something he does a lot when he screws up lmao
He said "shut up" in all lowercase letters
Missing the one where Ryan says "I'm done. I'm phased out, I got nothing!" And drew has to sing a second verse to finish it
These are deleted scenes, I believe the one with Ryan and Drew actually aired on TV.
Years later, I still don’t know what was wrong with Brad’s pu pu platter line
All these are hilarious but I have to say Colin's mosquito bit falling apart and him fainting is my second favourite to Ryan's halloween song, the cherry on top being him yelling "what do you want from me?!" As everyone loses it
FYI, if a hoedown line is completed, you can bet it was cut for censorship reasons.
Laura Hall just putting her head down and finishing the song when Ryan says what he says is great
Ryan's hoedowns were the best lol
That is what he has to do to please the f***ing Brit. 😬🇬🇧
They always are cuz he hates them
"Nobody is funnier when they're pissed off than Ryan Stiles!"
good god, Colin's reaction to Ryan's verse at 6:01, hilarious!
He spins around on the spot with his hands covering his entire face 😂😂😂
"I graduated high school today ... ah fuck..." It's funny because Ryan never graduated high school.
Woah srsly??
@@jenniferannewerezak6897 according to wikipedia, he dropped out of highschool a few months before graduating to pursue stand up. Looks like it worked out for him in the end.
@@matthewdaub high risk high reward!
The mosquito one always kills me X'D
I consider myself quite a fugal frella- shut up! 🤣I love Wayne !!!
I love when Greg or Brad mess up because their reactions are hilarious and the other guys keep dancing like nothing happened lol
Ryan had the “I hate this…gonna do my own thing “ vibe for so many of these 😂
"Explosive diarrhea" I love Brad Sherwood 😂😂😂😂😂
It really had me laughing out loud.
Ok Im finishing this one:
I was feeling frisky
I went for a drive
I took all my guns and shot myself alive
Now I'm up in heaven as you all can see
At least I didn't go to hell like Drew Carrey!
LIIIIKE DREW CARREEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!! BAH!
*hoedown dances in the background*
@@mackenziedelisle1102 hahahaha😂🤣😅
And the drew carry show on 24 hrs
I an advertiser, and Im a groovy guy/ I sit around the house thinking of stuff that you can buy/ Lots of things that you dont need thats gonna make me rich/ Im an advertiser and the public is my bitch.
That is a truly epic one
alternative: Lots of things that you don't need that's my guarantee / If you're in debt then don't blame me!
I can just imagine the guys in the sound booth during Ryan’s vending machine one. When they aired that, they censored Ryan and cut everyone else’s mics, I just imagine this.
“What did Ryan just say?!”
“Mute their mics, MUTE THEIR MICS!!”
you ever heard of a thing called post-production?
@@technospyform1578 Ever hear of a joke?
@@Jaketendo oh
I just imagine that any time Ryan opens his mouth, the guys in the censor booth immediately have their hand hovering over the button. XD
I remember when I got the DVD that had the gag reel with Brad's hoedown about the public restrooms in early 2008. When we had gone on a road trip (mom, older sister, and myself), I had gotten a portable DVD player (as this was a few years or so before iPads existed), and during one of the days over to Colorado Springs, it was a three day trip over there (stopping at a hotel for two nights before getting to the destination on our third day), so I decided to put that portable DVD player into good use. I had brought a bunch of DVDs and CDs (as I was using a clunky CD player at the time as opposed to an iPod which I use since late 2009), and I had brought the Whose Line Season 1 vol. 2. Not sure where we were, but I was watching the gag reel where Brad's public restroom hoedown was on, and I was laughing hysterically at the whole thing and its aftermath. For about four minutes I was rewinding the DVD to that part and still pissing myself laughing. Over a year later, I had taken that portable DVD player with me down to Missouri, as my paternal grandfather (aka Grandpa/Papa Bear) had passed away a few days after Christmas of 2009. After going to his funeral, we headed over to my mom's parents' house (aka my maternal grandparents), and was doing the same thing! My mom had no idea what I was laughing about, and neither was my dad until I told my mom that I was watching Whose Line...even to this very day, the unaired public hoedown verse Brad sings still has me rolling!
When people get puberty they get really mad,
But personally I don't think puberty's all that bad,
Although it seems it's hitting me in rather small amounts,
I only grew six inches but I grew it where it counts!
When I was a young boy, I thought I never change
And then as I got 23, I started feeling strange
One day I was looking, and then I saw a girl
And when she kiss me on the cheek and it totally rock my world
Noah Ratcliffe This. This is legendary
100th like
Loving this man.
@BasicallyLotus Gaming HAIIIIIIIIR IN MY BAAAAAAAAAALLS!!!!!!!
YEE HAW!
Some of these verses are even better than the ones that made air. 😬
"i don't file my taxes every single year, i guess it's the i.r.s i really really fear, i guess this bit of me doesn't show a lot of class, but every time i do they seem to fuck me up the ass." LOLOL!
@#&€ me up the aaaaaaaaaaass
6:01 GREATEST idea for a costume!
Chip's drunk mother is the all time best..
"You never heard of a pu-pu platter?" ROFL 🤣
He explodes the censor guy in the booth...😂😂😂
And then he took a S%t
"You know how I like is with those shiitake mushrooms on the side."
A mosquito came up and he bit, bit me,
He took al my blood, and, you see how - See?
I’ve had a lot of blood loss.....
(Faints)
You know it's a good one when even Laura Hall messes up
always Brad screw it.. this guy is brilliant lol
0:57
I think about the way he says "oh god" on a weekly basis.
Ryan: 🎵 I graduated high school... 🎵 Fuck!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Shit talking mushrooms on the side" lol
*Shiitake mushrooms ;) It's all real stuff.^^
Yes it is, but Ryan did say "shit-talking mushrooms" as a pun. He was playing off of how the censor thought Brad said "Poo Poo" Platter instead of Pu Pu Platter.
Em Andrews Ahh oh I get it now, thank you, my mistake!
Love how you took a mixture of stuff that made it to air, the bloopers and other deleted material.
Greg’s puberty one 😂😂😂 very clever.
It's funny how Ryan went from annoyed at Denny for the weed joke because the censors would obviously blow up the scene to doing "fuck me up the ass" as his punchline
Love the 'fuckin' brit' part LOL
1:54 is the greatest in my opinion
Poor poor Ryan!
3:15 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
6:02 is my favourite.
Ryan just couldn’t keep it together.
5:25 Colin jumping up and down 😂😂😂😂
4:20 Inappropriate Restaurant Hoedown
"I'm on a special diet, where I don't eat beef or bacon
I can only eat vegetables because I am a vegan,
But last time I went out to eat, the waiter did something invalid
That wasn't what I meant when I asked for a tossed salad!
I ASKED FOR A TOSSED SALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..........(went off-key, start coughing, breaks glass, start singing)..........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!
I sat down at a restaurant and asked for a club sandwich,
They said they couldn't make one since all their cheese had vanished,
They couldn't make a hot dog either which really made me snarl,
The only thing they offered me was an open faced Hot Karl
zlinedavid
I'm doing the Colin part.
There's no such thing as Hot Karl, what is it anyway?
I couldn't find Hot Karl on my internet today.
I really hate onions on my food, what the heck?
If someone say's "Do you like Oxford sausages?", I think I'm going to gag!
BLEH!
Can somebody do the Ryan part so we can end it together?
Joshua Johnson
Oh boy this hoedown has gone on long enough,
we've combined restaurants and lots of sickening stuff,
let's end it before I continue to bitch and moan,
and before Drew gives Colin the old rusty trombone.
The olllld rusty trombooooooooonnnnnnneeee!
zlinedavid
Good one.
2:36 "THANK YOU!"
😂
What'd they tell him?
@@breannevenn That he got a reprieve. 😬
Brads bloopers are always the best
Why on earth was the poo poo platter a problem with the censors? That wouldn’t even be censored on children’s television!
I remember thinking the "Taxes" outtake was so damn funny wheni first saw it 10 plus years ago. Now as a 31 year old i just think "yup..."
That sperm bank atm line was something Colin said on the British version, he just re-used it for America.
christianlorre Wayne Brady reused Greg Proopst's puberty voice drop gag in the new show.
6:02 is what I came here for.
"It totally rocked my world"
3:36 Greg: I have had a transplant, it did not--oh... shit.
LOL LOOK AT LAURA HALL @ 4:32!
I don't get how Greg's first one was a outtake??
An "Outtake" doesn't have to be a blooper, it can refer to anything that got cut for any reason.
They found too inappropriate for the censors. Of course they were way more strict at the time, still being PG and on ABC at that.
@@t-greenrock404 of course once ABC Family took over they allowed TV-14-D
That Ryan's Halloween song was brilliant
4:03 is so fantastic
Laura hall is the unsung hero
On air or not, Ryan's Halloween Hoedown is the greatest hoedown ever!
1:18 gets me every time.
One of my favourite videos was posted on my birthday! Yay
"I took all my handguns and shot myself alive."
Better than shooting yourself dead, I suppose. Maybe he was a zombie, and shooting himself brought him back to life?
5:03 Not an outtake just the best
@@AladeenMusic yeah i know that now it was 3 years ago give me a break!
Brad's "Pu Pu Platter" verse is one of the best in this show's history. I really do wonder why the censors didn't like it.
5:24 I can't breathe omfg hahahahahahahahaha
He's so earnest and funny
Ryan really loves those hoedowns!!!! LOL!!!
where's the one where ryan says he'll "slit his fucking wrists?"
5:05
Given most of the completed ones aren't that bad by British TV standards, American censors must be amazingly prudish...
Alex Quill when they brought it back on a different network, it became much more lenient. now they just bleep what they have to and usually leave the rest in
Alex Quill it’s was because of the channel it was on. ABC was very soft in terms maturity.
It also depends on the country. I just saw an episode of the original South Korean version of the Masked Singer, King of the Masked Singer, where they had one person dressed up as a white Michael Jackson vs another person dressed up as a black Michael Jackson. We all know this would not be allowed on the American version of this song since it will be deemed racist and offensive.
2:15 Underrated.
She really hated it when I shouted THERE SHE BLOWS !
🎶I DO LOTS OF YARD WORK BECAUSE I LOVE COCAINE🎵
3:15 is my favorite
I want to come up with full verses for all the joke ones Drew makes
3:46 we need way more of a reaction on that one
Drew just inspired me to make a verse out of @4:42 and Oh God I don't know if I take pride in it but here it goes.
I went out with a lady and must say it was a drag
I took her to a restaurant but all she did was nag
The waiter dropped his pen and saved it all from going south
so I have him quite the tip of which I shot into his mouth
SHOOOT IIINTOOO HIIIS MOUUUUTH!
I swear some of these actually made it on air
6:01 Somewhere someone should try it!
"I do lots of yard work because I love cocaine"
Can't you see how.....SEE?
I'm an advertiser, yeah, I'm a groovy guy
I sit at home just thinking of stuff that you can buy
Lots of stuff that you don't need that's gonna give me cash
But don't you worry, it arrives there in a flash!
“3 points for the bald guy, one for every inch.”
Slit my bowling wrist lol I love this one about the Vending Machine
4:02 😂😂😂
I have a lot of blood loss... (collapses)
Who is the "****ing Brit"? The producer?
what eactly is an inter aw shit? i'm goign to guess that didn't end well?
Not mine, but relevant:
Lots of stuff that you don't need - that will make me rich
I'm an advertiser, and consumers are my bitch
Nice
So glad they included the British who's line. Lol
"Can't you see how...SEE!?"
5:25 this one is hilarious
6:57 ❤❤
On the plus side, they don't have to worry about a pianist being there to play them off.
@ 1:04, is that brad sherwood?
Wheeloffortunefan999 Yup.
yes he was on whose line a lot
“I had a inter...oh shit” 😂😂😂😂
I had an inner oh shit lol Drew
1:55-2:10 🤣
6:02
shot myself ALIVE???
Drew uncensored is so funny
5:25 🐜