Here are some tips Note: please follow the instructions and don't panic!! 1. Slowly trun off the phone 2. Do inhale & exhale 3. Try to remember your name
“Alright, done. It’s generous of you to host me in your home. Thank you.” HELP THE WAY HE JUST NONCHALANTLY SAID THAT RIGHT AFTER BEATING US INTO A PULP 😭😭😭
He’s like the random stray cat who keeps meowing at the door who then proceeds to slap you when you finally open the door and then acts cuddly. This is Scaramuche. Literally a wanderer who talks about is homelessness as an advantage asks for sustenance Hits you And then acts like you’re best friends
Who thought in the first place that inviting Wanderer to your house was a good idea. Edit:- I swear I am not going to do the "Mom I am famous" *Oh shit*
Aw I feel sorry for him when he asks for the tea lol, he sounds so shy 🥲 Bro just wants to hang out but then we ignore him till he snaps, that's just cruel🥲I'd let him in.
Same, I'm not naturally rude like that... Especially when he really needs it. But I can see myself trying to ignore it because I'm an introvert and I don't like it when people knock on my door or calling me.
@@karlacastanares3084 Relatable, I'm usually the type of introvert that would want to blink out of existence if someone shows up in my house by surprise, but when he's knocking he sounds like he really needs a friend so I wouldn't be able to ignore it, plus we can hear that it's raining outside of our house in the vid, all the more reason why I would let him in, in exchange he'd have to deal with me looking like a hobo because that's how I look when people show up without warning 😂
Me at 3am: Huh what’s that noise? Walks to the window Scara at 3am: D O Y O U H A V E S O M E TEA? Edit :Jesus 693 people actually find my comment funny
@@nightcord_25_ua, tbh I’m scared of making Nahida angry than Scaramouche since she could plunge me into a nightmarish samsara and no one could save me
Why can't i stop laughing at this? 😭 I mean i wound open as soon as i just saw him from afar walking towards my house like "Your welcome here bby girl- ehe"
pov: homeless kid in cosplay attire knocks at your front door and you ignore. he starts politely, then levitates, and crashes in through your attic window, and then proceeds to find out wherever you are hiding in the house and beat you to a pulp.
Someone could just tape a picture of this man to their face and I’d open the door immediately for them. Scara is always welcome in my home no matter what. I mean, as long as they have the hat that is.
Игры
![[HOT SCARAMOUCHE ASMR] Villain catches you and has his way~!?Scaramouche x Listener [YANDERE]](/img/1.gif)
Fuck, I forgot how realistic these knocking sounds are
so true, reminds me so much of that one lebron james "want a sprite cranberry" video where he was knocking at the door lol
Damn I want to like but it's at 420
@@alois400 u can like now
@@alois400 like it now
Here are some tips
Note: please follow the instructions and don't panic!!
1. Slowly trun off the phone
2. Do inhale & exhale
3. Try to remember your name
“Alright, done. It’s generous of you to host me in your home. Thank you.” HELP THE WAY HE JUST NONCHALANTLY SAID THAT RIGHT AFTER BEATING US INTO A PULP 😭😭😭
IKR😭
😂😂 That's Scara for ya
HEY YOU STOLE MY PFP >:(
@@Umais_Galaxy_In_Another_World TWINSIES 🤭🤭
CANON 👏
At least he has the manners to thank you for being a generous host.
After beating you to a paste
Such a polite boy
Yes 💜
@@kiyomi_kamimoto he is
After breaking in and beating you up, I’d beg to differ
"Do you have some tea?"
WHY DID I LAUGH AT THAT
SAME LMAO
the man was cold and it’s raining, what would a wanderer do? ofc asking us tea 🍵
British Boi
My humor is bad and I laugh at that too so maybe u have my bad sense of humor too?
COS IT WAS SOIDISIHDUEWFUNNY
for fact I will open the door faster then you'd imagine
Same here
My brother from another mother he be, so I'd do the same too.
Same
Same
Same
This is oddly terrifying
Indeed, especially once he breaks in
@@MysteriousFuture and asks for tea
@@jenniferlao8923Give me the tea,you have no choice
@@AngiieEditzzIM SORRY FOR KILLING YOU 4 TIMES FROM FALL DAMAGE
*wait aren’t you immortal*
@@AngiieEditzz scara don't you dare do that again, I'm calling ei if you do that again
People say they would open the door but I would honestly purposefully ignore the door just to have him break into my house and beat me up.
Kokomi is very proud of your flawless strategy lmao.
That is actually a very smart plan
you're just like me fr
sanest wanderer fan
Bro what
Scara is always welcome in my house, no matter what time
Finally some understanding human.
Same
he’s always welcome in my-
Finally someone who agreeds. I'd cry louder for him anytime frfr 🛐🛐🛐
@@abbaAbba. i’ll come into ur house very soon
Im on my break drinking tea and almost spill it when he asked if I have tea 💀
LMAO
he's watching -
He knows your location.
HIDE YOUR TEA-
Helpp me im dying
Same, I literally stopped in the middle of calmly sipping my tea...
Being nervous all of a sudden. 😖
He’s like the random stray cat who keeps meowing at the door who then proceeds to slap you when you finally open the door and then acts cuddly.
This is Scaramuche.
Literally a wanderer who talks about is homelessness as an advantage
asks for sustenance
Hits you
And then acts like you’re best friends
Nahida was right to make him a kitten in the story
It's okay because I literally host stray cats in my apartment and they come and go as they please lmao
He is definitely a cat
He's indeed a cat in a person body haha
POV: You skipped his banner
Wanna save up those primos for later 😂
I GOT HIM ON 21 PITY WITHOUR TRYING😊
I got him on 80 pity. Yeah my cousins help grind primos
@@paingel_ I got him after failing to get any 4 and 5 stars for three banners 😭 edit: It was during the first 10-pull on his banner
OH GOD
I love how out of nowhere he just says:
“Do you have some tea? 😃”
O H M Y , I S I T T E A T I M E A L R E A D Y ?
(if you understand this, I love you)
@@raffaelefrau9789 the daughter of evil?
@@kendrabimbolla7885 yup.
Nice reference
The bitter the better 😂
Who thought in the first place that inviting Wanderer to your house was a good idea.
Edit:- I swear I am not going to do the "Mom I am famous"
*Oh shit*
the simps probably
Including me..
me ☺️🤭
Me
me.
Me
The way the knocking gets deeper in pitch the more menacing he gets
No
@@summoners999 ?
“You own this place what are you so nervous about”
YOU SIR. Please leave this is *my* house
Exactly what I would say, and if in a good mood, I would point out “how do I know you’re the real “Wanderer” and not just a wanderer?”
It’s five in the morning wanderer I don’t have time for this💀
Literally what I would say the same thing to him if he ever visit my home
my doorbell rang while I was watching this video, should I be concerned
yes.
i think it’s safe to assume that scara has killed CattoPatto
Rest In Peace CattoPatto
Yes
guys I think they're busy hanging out with him, let's leave them alone
HELP I'M SUFFOCATING
NOT SCARA CASUALLY THANKING THE PROTAG FOR HOSTING HIM RIGHT AFTER LITERALLY BEATING HIM UP 😭
Is that not what you do when you visit someone??
@@SasuGaa1Fan normal people don't do that
@@killerhaze3416what??? but ive been doing it for years and nobodys contacted me about it
granted they havent contacted me in general ever since then
bros a menace
Aw I feel sorry for him when he asks for the tea lol, he sounds so shy 🥲
Bro just wants to hang out but then we ignore him till he snaps, that's just cruel🥲I'd let him in.
Same, I'm not naturally rude like that... Especially when he really needs it.
But I can see myself trying to ignore it because I'm an introvert and I don't like it when people knock on my door or calling me.
@@karlacastanares3084 Relatable, I'm usually the type of introvert that would want to blink out of existence if someone shows up in my house by surprise, but when he's knocking he sounds like he really needs a friend so I wouldn't be able to ignore it, plus we can hear that it's raining outside of our house in the vid, all the more reason why I would let him in, in exchange he'd have to deal with me looking like a hobo because that's how I look when people show up without warning 😂
@@AAWater_Droplets I would look like I've been sleeping for years, man. 😂
@@karlacastanares3084 😂😂
This is called “manipulation tactics”
this is the side of the genshin fandom that i like to be on
He sounds more like a landlord you haven't paid rent to. Lmao (Yes, I surrendered my all belongings to him.)
You'll get your money when you fix this damn door!
Me at 3am: Huh what’s that noise?
Walks to the window
Scara at 3am: D O Y O U H A V E
S O M E TEA?
Edit :Jesus 693 people actually find my comment funny
If there was a ring doorbell, he would end up on Doorbell News 😂
I ALWAYS HAVE TEA FANDANGO MAN
“Dude, it’s 3am. People are trying to sleep. Come back later 😂”
@@MysteriousFuture nah, tea is worth it.
😂
not him moving to different windows 😭😭😭
Aw he even thanks us! What a polite guy :)
Why does this remind me of the meme
“W-what are you doing in my house?😭
I want waffle fires.” 😃
fires? 🤨
@@abbaAbba. They meant fries, it was a misspell lol
waffle fires 🤤🤤
Идём поджигать вафли!)
Omg 😂
Also him: Do you have a minute to talk about our god and savior Nahida?
Nahida is blessed 😇
Now you’re talking my language 😌
Sure
omfg I didn't realise the knocking sound was in the video until I replayed it a few times😭
the ending killed me LMFAOOO
ME DURING THE WHOLE FIRST MINUTES : OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR 😡
Noooooo, I wanna be comfy 😂
I’m recovering from a car accident and wanna rest good
YES
@@DazaiOsammu SCARAMOOCHIE???
Same like please, I want to cuddle with him 🛐🛐🛐
@@yumeyumeairi *Scaracoochie 🤩
bro is so creepy 😭😭
Yea, he would end up on Doorbell News 😂
"Do you have some tea?"
Noelle : "Why do I hear boss music?"
Scara: "this place is dark"
Me in my home decorated with Christmas lights and ornaments: "I knew it! The lights weren't bright enough--"
He murdered us?
yes
That’s why you have a gun in your home 😂
No
give him some tea, preferably poisoned
@@inactive304 “You wanna poison me? Are you so dumb as to have forgotten that I’m not human?” -one of his voicelines lmao
"I'll have you beg for mercy!"
Sir I am already on my knees, please come home on your next rerun....
please?
MY JAW HURTS
Me too
He’s so polite 😭😭
Let him in... LET HIM IIIINN 🫠
But I wanna be comfy 😂
Easier to not open the door
i’d let him in instantly
@@MysteriousFuture open your bedroom doors then
@@wannabe_imposter737, the bedroom doesn’t have doors to the outside 🤔😂
Why is this oddly terrifying
fr tho
Sounds like what the average weirdo does at the door and end up on Doorbell News
i don’t know why but his knocking was so funny
He is super polite until the end😂
I WAS GETTING SECOND HAND EMBARASSMENT AS IF I WAS ACTUALLY IGNORING HIM N HE COULD SEE ME LMFAO
Там же было темно!
Это всё потому, что у него глаз бога, и он морально развеял мрак?))
HIS FUCKING THEME QUIETLY SLIPPING IN I CAN'T BREATHE
WHY DID I LAUGHED AT THE "do u have some tea?"
Bruh the voice is on point-
Those are actual voicelines in the vid lol
@@meeeeeeeeeeeeeewi Wow-
@@meeeeeeeeeeeeeewi they just taked the voice line and made this😭
@@Sometimesiscaremyself LMAOO your comment is so funny I cant stop laughing- its like lmao .
help me im scared :(
S-same 😰😰😰😰😭😭😭😭
Grab the wine bottle and ready it as a makeshift weapon
*garbs a fork* I-IM NOT SCARED OF YOU STRANGER!
Let's not talk about how from mobile the title casually says "POV: Scaramouche wants to enter you..."
thank god ive decided to watch it on computer
Enter all the way 😍
Similar thing happened when I, on mobile, stubled across a video named "nahida giving headpat" And it cut off saying "nahida giving head..."
@@toast7257 Nahida became mad
@@nightcord_25_ua, tbh I’m scared of making Nahida angry than Scaramouche since she could plunge me into a nightmarish samsara and no one could save me
He just knocks and kocks, being all polite, then breaks in, beats me up, and says thanks for the hospitality 💀
I'm actually crying from laughing
He went down the chimney
But i dont have a chimney
@@wannabe_imposter737 *he's in your ventilation system
Wanderer : *beats us half-death*
Some comments: 🤕 "aT LEasT hE SaiD ThANks"
Mannerism 101
This is the best pov I have seen till now.
He's always welcome in my bedroom
So he has a place to sleep, r-right?
😏
a place to sleep in…….right??
🤭😏
Oh my 😳
You don't need to be nice (///)
I will cry harder, oka, got ya
The fact that I have him outside of my house on the teapot realm xD
He didn’t beat you up, his main goal was to use a punching bag he saw through the window
Mom come pick me up I’m scared 😭
😰😰
MY PARENTS ARENT THERE HELP ME
I know if this were really my house the door would have opened the second I saw a strand of his hair
THE WAY A SWITCHED WINDOWS WHEN ASKING FOR TEA- I CAN'T
💀”do you have some tea”
PLS THE WAY HE BROKE THE WINDOW💀💀💀
he beat me up AND thanked me???? that's in character i guess
Those knocks are soooo realistic they scared me three times, I mean jumped out of my skin kinda scared.
bro can break into my house and i wouldnt mind
"hey you own this place, what are you so nervous about" sir you are about to break through my window
And i am with a fork teyibg to eat my bun
I’d always let him in
I WOULD LET HIM LIVE IN MY HOUSE UNTIL I DIE
Brooo literally jumped us and then has the audacity to say thank you
Those knocks scared the absolute shit out of me. It’s 11pm and I’ve got my damn earphones in and holy mother of god-
Bro is our needed dose of Scaramouche
What a masterpiece.
imagine you were deaf and suddenly you turn around to see an angry blue man floating in your house
"dang this day good"
"AHHH WHAT THE FUCK?!"
LMFAOOO WHY DID THIS MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD IM CRYING
he even says thank you in the end. what a polite boi
Uhm sir this is a crime
Breaking and entering
I will be calling the police
The fact that the knock sounds so real
"I'll have you beg for mercy!"
YES DADD-
Why can't i stop laughing at this? 😭 I mean i wound open as soon as i just saw him from afar walking towards my house like "Your welcome here bby girl- ehe"
Where’s the Knights of Favonius, Mililth, Doushin, or Eremite body guards when you need them?!
Why would I need them when I live in Texas, here you pack your own security 😂
Do you have time to talk about the Lord? The greatest God, *myself?*
CRY LOU-
I will cry louder for u.
pov: homeless kid in cosplay attire knocks at your front door and you ignore. he starts politely, then levitates, and crashes in through your attic window, and then proceeds to find out wherever you are hiding in the house and beat you to a pulp.
I would escape thru the door
He looks so innocent ☠️
At least he has Manners-
that knocking sound scared me so bad, im in my car and i thought someone knocked on the window.. i have headphones in too :,)
This is like the 'hitting you till you are knocked out ASMR'
I laughed throughout the entire video. Thank you 😂
The first knock startled me 💀
THE KNOCKS MADE ME LOOK OUT MY OWN DOOR
HIS POLITE EXIT AFTER BEATING US UP IS WHAT DOES IT FOR ME
I forgot I was wearing headphones and the first few knocks scared the hell out of me. I thought it was my creepy landlord again💀
If he ever came to my house and knock I would be running in the speed of light
Someone could just tape a picture of this man to their face and I’d open the door immediately for them. Scara is always welcome in my home no matter what. I mean, as long as they have the hat that is.
😂😂😂
But for real, I'll be glad to open it immediately
Man, I got a fire house!
what kind of mercy are we begging for scaracakes ❤
The other mercy in the bedroom
adding home invasion to his list of crimes i guess
This is canonically how he gets into our teapot
At first I thought the person in POV is showering but turns out it's actually raining outside so that makes the sense for the sound effect
instead i'll leave the door open
HE'S LIKE A STRAY CAT IN THE RAIN, LET HIM IN-
Lesson : Don't keep your guests waiting for too long, especially notoriously harsh ones
When I heard the knock I jumped because it sounded like it was coming from the door in my room 😅