Thats hardly a plot twist. If this man came into my establishment, rubbed his hands together and produced a being of pure potassium before my very eyes, only to unleash the GREATEST pun i have EVER heard, i would fucking hire him on the spot, 0 hesitation
The last 30 seconds were like if someone was gently carresing my face with love and care but then they decided to falcon punch me in the nose at the last second
Guess you could say you're bad to the bone Your pun cut me down to the bone What a spine-chilling event This hurt my femur-ings You rap-skullion You Calicium-becile
@@thundergun933 I think the joke is more about the delivery than the punchline. It sets up something super philosophical and stuff, but then it's just a banana joke, subverting expectations, and therefore haha funny time
It’s amazing how simply by rubbing his hands together, this skeleton was able to create an insane amount of watts, which could’ve powered way too many lightbulbs, and then produce the potassium.
Trevor Jamieson And there I was, in a state of total shock and disbelief. I had made a complete and utter fool of myself. I had unknowingly made a critical error in the process of seeking a career. It was truly unforgivable. My whole life on this earth, I had been training in the art of producing potassium using nothing but my bare hands. It had completely taken over my mind. My soul. My being. I let nothing get in the way of my training. But in the process, I forgot what it was like to live. I could no longer think rationally. I was an empty husk of the person I could have been. I knew at that moment I had truly let down the people closest to me. But deep down, they likely didn't care at all because I had pushed them aside for what I thought was important. But instead, this so-called importance is what led to my ultimate downfall. My many years of training had concluded with a mental breakdown. One could say... *I had gone bananas*
@@AxxLAfriku The sad thing is, you're not even using bots for these crappy comments.. You're actually writing them yourself. Invest your dedication in something more worthwile my dood. Und schönen Tag noch :)
And there I was, in a state of total shock and disbelief. I had made a complete and utter fool of myself. I had unknowingly made a critical error in the process of seeking a career. It was truly unforgivable. My whole life on this earth, I had been training in the art of producing potassium using nothing but my bare hands. It had completely taken over my mind. My soul. My being. I let nothing get in the way of my training. But in the process, I forgot what it was like to live. I could no longer think rationally. I was an empty husk of the person I could have been. I knew at that moment I had truly let down the people closest to me. But deep down, they likely didn't care at all because I had pushed them aside for what I thought was important. But instead, this so-called importance is what led to my ultimate downfall. My many years of training had concluded with a mental breakdown. One could say... *I had gone bananas*
That ending caught me off guard and I nearly suffocated when they showed this on theaters and I spilled baked beans all over my body and everybody laughed.
Script: Skeleton 1: What are your professions? Skeleton 2: Watch and learn. *Skeleton 2 unleashes their true power upon this earth. Skeleton 1 is blown away by the force of it all, and there, in front of Skeleton 1, lies a banana.* Skeleton 1: Sir, this company produces lightbulbs. *Skeleton 2 is suddenly struck with the sheer audacity of the mistake they have made.* Skeleton 2 (thoughts): _And there I was, in a state of total shock and disbelief. I had made a complete and utter fool of myself. I had unknowingly made a critical error in the process of seeking a career. It was truly unforgivable. My whole life on this Earth, I had been training in the art of producing potassium using nothing but my bare hands. It had completely taken over my mind. My soul. My being. I let nothing get in the way of my training. But in the process, I forgot what it was like to live. I could no longer think rationally. I was an empty husk of the person that I could have been. I knew at that moment, I had truly let down the people closest to me. But deep down, they likely didn't care at all, because I had pushed them aside for what I thought was important. But instead, this so-called importance is what lead to my ultimate downfall. My many years of training had concluded with a mental breakdown. One could say..._ Skeleton 2: I had gone bananas. *laugh track, universe explodes from the terrible pun*
And that's when we got our new villain, snapped and crushed by his obsession with creation of the potassium bars and the mental shattering of reality when it meant nothing in the true world and the cost of his friends from his obsession created the Potassium Bomber, a threat to all when a mear snack can kill anyone... Shame that everyone's skeletons and no one ever eats his assassination attempts
I cant even breath rightnow like due if i was drinking milk and he had said 'my life had gone bananas' my bones would have turned brittle. You get a f******10/10
Wow, that made me reflect about my life... I think I'm going to stop trying to produce potassium using nothing but my bare hands before I end up like him.
Me: boss I want a raise Boss: how about no. Me: ._. *2 hours later* Me: boss? Boss: what do you want I'm busy Me: no youre not. Boss: What do you mean? *me showing him skin* Me: if you give me a raise. I'll give you skin Boss: . . . Boss: *You're Dubble Hired plush a raise*
This is basically life. You show them your beautiful talents but people just want you to do what you are asked. Let's say you have a talent of drawing, but since you're too broke to be an artist, you needed to work on an office. Your future boss then asks you what your profession is. You show him your drawing skills by drawing on a paper or something like that but then your future boss unaccept you going to an office. Notice this at school. You are already so talented and yet they make you stick useless lessons to your head. For example, let's say, you have a talent to make music and yet they force you to do math. In the end, you'd forget the lessons you were taught and the teachers would exclaim to you that you have bad performance at everything. Then notice this video. The skeleton showed his future boss his talent of making bananas and yet the boss is displeased. In conclusion, your talents are nothing in reality. I know, you can get a passionate job matching your passion, but it's going to be really hard and people will just doubt you. Sorry for this comment and being a bit of a boomer, but I just wanted to get this off my chest. 😀
"years of academy training wasted"
moondream XD
👌🙂
Third reply
ThatOneGuy first reply to your reply
“Years of calcium consuming wasted.”
Plot twist: He actually gets the job
Thats hardly a plot twist. If this man came into my establishment, rubbed his hands together and produced a being of pure potassium before my very eyes, only to unleash the GREATEST pun i have EVER heard, i would fucking hire him on the spot, 0 hesitation
You need food for the workers
@@saladtrumpetman2828 This dude knows how to properly run a business
It was a comedy interview
The last 30 seconds were like if someone was gently carresing my face with love and care but then they decided to falcon punch me in the nose at the last second
Mynote Yousif you mean last minute? Yes, that entire thing was a minute,
Accurate.
Really? An epic punchline is a Falcon Punch
Oh wait
He sent me into a state of high, but without weed and such, then he made me the most sober dude ever.
It made me physically angry
That was a bone chilling experience.
Fuck you.
@@constantine-dl7wh wtf did he ever do to you?
@@User-jl8cx that pun made me physically agitated
Guess you could say you're bad to the bone
Your pun cut me down to the bone
What a spine-chilling event
This hurt my femur-ings
You rap-skullion
You Calicium-becile
Get out
Shame he never realized his full potassium 😔
🍌🍌🍌😔😔😔
No shit the up fuck,. calsium is superior
"K" then
Did somebody say P O T A S S I U M?
@@TheDeadMeme27 Activate Windows
door opens
"Well Seymour, I made it, despite your directions."
Ah
@@mr.0511 superintendent skeleton! Hope youre prepared for an unforgettable lunchin!
Yes,
Oh egads!
My roast is ruined!
but what if.. i were to fabricate bananas and disguise it as a roast? hahahaha, delightfully boneriffic skeletor!
I see
So that's the Overlord anime they were talking about
overlord be like
banana magic banana magic
I'm pretty sure this would be something that Ainz would do.
@@wilburdemitel8468 I can hear ainz saying this...
@@Vysair legendary tier spell
offering to god of banana fertility
*Applaud my supreme power!*
"I was an empty husk of who I could've been."
...is that a skeleton joke?
“I forgot what it was like to live”
Maybe he’s sans.
Maybe hes not
Is that some kind of skeleton joke I am too alive to understand?
"SAAAAAANS!? WAS THAT A PUN?"
Bones produce: P O T T A S I U M
Apparently.......
No they don’t
Yes
Did somebody say P O T A S S I U M ?
DID SOME DIMENSIONAL DIETY JUST SAY *POTASSIUM*
No? Ok
witnessing a banana producing skeleton having a breakdown just to make a pun in the end is exactly how i wanted to spend my night
I feel horrible for the people that clicked off too soon, they don’t deserve such a punchline.
This comment made me stay longer, then I saw the end. Pffft
Thank you
Over a minute to deliver a punch line. Better be some punch line. Nope just another typical derp.
@@thundergun933 I think the joke is more about the delivery than the punchline. It sets up something super philosophical and stuff, but then it's just a banana joke, subverting expectations, and therefore haha funny time
I nutted.
It’s amazing how simply by rubbing his hands together, this skeleton was able to create an insane amount of watts, which could’ve powered way too many lightbulbs, and then produce the potassium.
"Sir, this company produces lifeboats"
Trevor Jamieson And there I was, in a state of total shock and disbelief. I had made a complete and utter fool of myself. I had unknowingly made a critical error in the process of seeking a career. It was truly unforgivable. My whole life on this earth, I had been training in the art of producing potassium using nothing but my bare hands. It had completely taken over my mind. My soul. My being. I let nothing get in the way of my training. But in the process, I forgot what it was like to live. I could no longer think rationally. I was an empty husk of the person I could have been. I knew at that moment I had truly let down the people closest to me. But deep down, they likely didn't care at all because I had pushed them aside for what I thought was important. But instead, this so-called importance is what led to my ultimate downfall. My many years of training had concluded with a mental breakdown. One could say...
*I had gone bananas*
*earth starts to explode*
Yeah, I thought the same thing
These Raid: Shadow Legends Ads are getting out of hand
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@@AxxLAfriku The sad thing is, you're not even using bots for these crappy comments.. You're actually writing them yourself. Invest your dedication in something more worthwile my dood.
Und schönen Tag noch :)
Raid: Shadow Bananas
“Now there are two of them!”
@@AxxLAfriku i thought you were promoting yourself by talking about your fake girl friends, oh how the times have changed
Oh hey that’s me
No one has said anything about him being here ._ . K
What
why is popular spy main here
Hello spy main that isn't swipez mrpaladin or silentmanjoe
You can produce potassium with your bare hands
where lol
And there I was, in a state of total shock and disbelief. I had made a complete and utter fool of myself. I had unknowingly made a critical error in the process of seeking a career. It was truly unforgivable. My whole life on this earth, I had been training in the art of producing potassium using nothing but my bare hands. It had completely taken over my mind. My soul. My being. I let nothing get in the way of my training. But in the process, I forgot what it was like to live. I could no longer think rationally. I was an empty husk of the person I could have been. I knew at that moment I had truly let down the people closest to me. But deep down, they likely didn't care at all because I had pushed them aside for what I thought was important. But instead, this so-called importance is what led to my ultimate downfall. My many years of training had concluded with a mental breakdown. One could say...
*I had gone bananas*
This is so deep it gave me existencial thoughts
shit someone already did a copypasta
This started with existential dread and then ended with *bananas*
Amen
@@j.d.company9562 They sure did. www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/ew06g5/a_critical_error/
That ending caught me off guard and I nearly suffocated when they showed this on theaters and I spilled baked beans all over my body and everybody laughed.
What
this nigga eatin beans
Cars 2
the end
The comments in chronological order: "What this nigga eatin beans Cars 2 the end"
This really made his reputation as an attack champion
You faintly hear jontron screaming about an ad
joker gaming
“𝓢𝓹𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓓𝓾𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓸𝓷?”
Script:
Skeleton 1: What are your professions?
Skeleton 2: Watch and learn.
*Skeleton 2 unleashes their true power upon this earth. Skeleton 1 is blown away by the force of it all, and there, in front of Skeleton 1, lies a banana.*
Skeleton 1: Sir, this company produces lightbulbs.
*Skeleton 2 is suddenly struck with the sheer audacity of the mistake they have made.*
Skeleton 2 (thoughts): _And there I was, in a state of total shock and disbelief. I had made a complete and utter fool of myself. I had unknowingly made a critical error in the process of seeking a career. It was truly unforgivable. My whole life on this Earth, I had been training in the art of producing potassium using nothing but my bare hands. It had completely taken over my mind. My soul. My being. I let nothing get in the way of my training. But in the process, I forgot what it was like to live. I could no longer think rationally. I was an empty husk of the person that I could have been. I knew at that moment, I had truly let down the people closest to me. But deep down, they likely didn't care at all, because I had pushed them aside for what I thought was important. But instead, this so-called importance is what lead to my ultimate downfall. My many years of training had concluded with a mental breakdown. One could say..._
Skeleton 2: I had gone bananas.
*laugh track, universe explodes from the terrible pun*
accurate
when banana
Yang: "That pun was a-musa-ing, I don't know what you're talking about."
Note: Musa is the genus that contains bananas and plantains.
@@Avetho what did Yang have to do with any of this?
@@crustaceanking3293 I just thought all of a sudden that she would find that pun hilarious lol
He may have gone bananas and not gotten the job, but he did but on electrifying performance on for us all.
lol that typo fucked me up
I was quite shocked by his performance.
Thanks, dad
Me: **serious business**
The banana: bottom text
I swear this is was a rollercoaster of emotions.
True.
a wild ride that never ends...
@@mlgproplayer2915 true lesson don't using too much image or you reputation number will instead turn into become 0%
Proceeds to hang himself while doing a backflip.
*"Watch and lear-"*
snap
a la de da de da It is good day to be not dead
@@prestonwhitmore365 Pow! you are dead!
@@genroynoisis6980 I am dead!
"WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME DOUBLE DEAD?"
BagelBoy: 🍌
Everyone else: now that’s comedy
🗿
@@boomeronet7888 🗿
>that's that's
@Void Spam
Thank you for the gold kind stranger
EZPZ4ME quality*
And that's when we got our new villain, snapped and crushed by his obsession with creation of the potassium bars and the mental shattering of reality when it meant nothing in the true world and the cost of his friends from his obsession created the Potassium Bomber, a threat to all when a mear snack can kill anyone... Shame that everyone's skeletons and no one ever eats his assassination attempts
Moonlight sonata and skeleton voice together makes my third eye tingle
Open it
pry it open
Use an angle grinder to cut it open.
Awaken it by the consumption of potacalcium
señor pepper nice
"Sir, you wanted to see me?"
"Yes, Death Knight, come in..."
This guy really has a skeleTON of emotional baggage
Ok sans. Everyone's heard that one.
Perhaps you should put a little more backbone into it...
At least your grammar is fine so you dont have to go to skull.
Sam McD ba dum tss
He might be going through some love problems, if he is, he should collar on the bone, l mean phone.
It seems like he has no body.
Boomer sans joke
I want every human being in existence to be able to witness this perfection
0:46 *eventually , he stopped thinking...*
Is this a MUDA fuckin refference??!
Subscribing to you because of your profile pic.
i think 1:46 matches this more
Yare, yare, daze.
Karz the skeleton
"Sir, this company produces lightbulbs."
Ah yes, _curved yellow potassium._
Gib me roux
When caps lock is on and you press shift on the first letter
0:01
Here’s a scary fact: there’s a skeleton inside you right now
Not for long
Call 911
I don't have a single bone inside me because that would be gay.
my skeleton left me as an unsuspecting pile of meat years ago
The meat is scary
"Sir this company produces lightbulbs."
Me while watching: woah so deep
Me after watching: WHEEEZE
Mood
😐 try original comment formatting next time bud
@@lma0718 nah I still got 349 likes so I'll pass
Chilean boi Wow you sound like a fun kinda guy...
@@Natoursofcourse thamk
This is almost _suspiciously_ specific... BagelBoy, is there something you need to tell us?
When your college degree doesn't get you a job.
hello me
I'm in this picture and I don't like it
Does that happen to people? Oh, man, that's gotta suck.
@@powandwow750 It is the burden of all Humanities and Arts majors
This is the video that shows up in your recommended 6 years later with like 2.4 million views.
Boss Skeleton: _"I've got a bone to pick with you"_
ah a man of culture i see
Just A Dio Who's A Hero For Fun I find you every where
You’re like “A Guy Without A Moustache”, you’re literally everywhere.
Ceo of funny words
Hehehehehehheh
This rollercoaster of emotional tone gave me whiplash
is this what a new college grad sees during an interview
Yes
Yes
Man, Death Knights unlife has really gone downhill ever since he was sacrificed to enhance Heauje Dieahk.
The guy on the drums had a stroke
Call 9-1-1
"Skeleton that can make bananas goes into a mental bananarackdown"
0:50
When you try your best but you domt SUCCeEd
when you break newton's second law but nobody cares to notice
I have a job interview today. This video has provided me much confidence and helpful information on how to score this job. Thank you.
I cant even breath rightnow like due if i was drinking milk and he had said 'my life had gone bananas' my bones would have turned brittle. You get a f******10/10
1:15
Eventually, the skeleton stopped thinking
HOLY SHIT JOJO REFERENCE
Fullmetal Alchemist refference
Skelly Tom.
"I had been training in the art of producing potassium using nothing but my bare hands." Yes, his SUPER bare hands
I have an interview today. Wish me luck.
Good luck man! 👍
You can do it!
Just don't go bananas!
@@fluffy7636 LOL!
Just dont go
b a n a n a s
He can produce electricity too so he might still get the job for wireless lightbulbs
0:51
Twisted Metal 4 voice acting is like-
He could stop world hunger
What a man
The skeleton can be a good Donkey Kong's employee tbh
Eventually Kars stopped thinking..
When your profession is banana
*worc*-- oh wait no
I clicked on this video and was like "why am I subscribed to this man?"
and then i found the reason
Sans: And now for my special attack
*Rubs hands*
🍌
Oh these are pretty cool bananas
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@OhTheseArePrettyCoolBananas OMG IT'S YOU!!!🤩
Oh These Are Pretty Cool Bananas Daily IVE SEEN YOUR CHANNEL! 😂
Oh These Are Pretty Cool Bananas Daily hey there!!!
Game boy: *IT’S SHOWTIME.*
Honestly thought he was going to start playing his own ribs like a xylophone.
_"THIS COMPANY PRODUCES LIFEBOATS..."_
*Banana Boats:* Am I a joke to you?
Isn't it lightbulbs? ._.'
Mr. Friendship were you listening without earbuds
Zeta No it’s _litebulbs_
Bruh
Subtitles...
It's lightbulb
*I let nothing get in the way of my potassium*
Bones be producing
*H A M O N*
Oh god, why did that make me laugh so damn much, when """proper comedy""" can't?
This is proper comedy
@@Peel5000 e
0:55 when you stutter when asking out your crush
...and that, kids, is why you never show up to a job interview naked.
This kinda looks serious bro I better get my skeleton on
LOL!
0:50 at that moment he realized...
0:19 That music is from Plok! bet u didnt expect anyone to know that one
The Boss music is real good too
@@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz which music
@@Fluchtwert
Boss theme from Plok
@@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz send link
@@Fluchtwert
m.ruclips.net/video/peuTnilEv9g/видео.html
This is the ultimate joke, nothing will ever surpass this
0:50 when you ask your crush out but she says "ewww, no"
That was your career?
Yes
This is probably the most well executed pun I’ve ever seen
I too, produce potassium with my hands.
I actually got a banana ad while watching this
Im trying to laugh but fellas i gotta say
This hit a little too close to home
0:45 the face this skeleton makes is completely blank yet still holds more emotion than any actual face could ever make.
0:36
I thought he was going to turn unto sans there XD
Bone.. reduced to atoms...
Why did I get this recommendation?
Please
God help me
No ... Ur now in our SuRReal reaLm ...... And also u have gone 🍌's
this is the best example of the perfect joke
It’s never too early for *Spoopy Memes!*
Author: The door is blue
English teachers: 0:47
That last punchline was absolutely HILARIOUS
I was just about to click off but then he said the punch line and I just absolutely lost it
have my standards really dropped so low that I laugh to a skeleton saying "I had gone bananas" ...?
Is that sans undertale
Why does this have so much emotional weight to it
The use of Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata opened my soul up in the most grievous way, as well as bringing my happiness to a transcendence.
Thank you.
Well that punchline sure hit me like a car hitting Brian Family Guy Griffin.
Two minutes of my life, for a BANANA PUN??
Worth it
Wait, why does it sound like skin rubbing together if it’s just bones
wait
That’s illegal
It's so freaking
Eventually Mr skeletal stopped thinking
Boomer humour: I hate my wife
Millennial humour: I hate my life
Gen Z humour:
Wow, that made me reflect about my life...
I think I'm going to stop trying to produce potassium using nothing but my bare hands before I end up like him.
Me: boss I want a raise
Boss: how about no.
Me: ._.
*2 hours later*
Me: boss?
Boss: what do you want I'm busy
Me: no youre not.
Boss: What do you mean?
*me showing him skin*
Me: if you give me a raise. I'll give you skin
Boss: . . .
Boss: *You're Dubble Hired plush a raise*
...what
society
This unexpected pun really *_rattled my bones._*
This is basically life. You show them your beautiful talents but people just want you to do what you are asked.
Let's say you have a talent of drawing, but since you're too broke to be an artist, you needed to work on an office. Your future boss then asks you what your profession is. You show him your drawing skills by drawing on a paper or something like that but then your future boss unaccept you going to an office.
Notice this at school. You are already so talented and yet they make you stick useless lessons to your head. For example, let's say, you have a talent to make music and yet they force you to do math. In the end, you'd forget the lessons you were taught and the teachers would exclaim to you that you have bad performance at everything.
Then notice this video. The skeleton showed his future boss his talent of making bananas and yet the boss is displeased.
In conclusion, your talents are nothing in reality. I know, you can get a passionate job matching your passion, but it's going to be really hard and people will just doubt you. Sorry for this comment and being a bit of a boomer, but I just wanted to get this off my chest.
😀
Im mesmerized by RUclips's ability to recommend completely random videos
Imagine trying to be First in the commentaries and see everyone else's comments
If he wanted the job, he should have graduated High Skull...