As a Floridian, I can confirm we are basically a bunch of roaches when it comes to how hard it is to remove us Edit: how is this still luring in other Floridians?
As Nebraskan I was both happy and surprised how far we got in the battle. I was definitely not expecting my state to survive very long especially that we are basically in the middle of everything.
"Idaho is being invaded by Washington AND Montana!" Washington and Montana: "That's what you get for your stupid little strip of land dividing the two of us!"
Loved the video @Simulated! Can't wait for the next video man! Could you try and "Create a Random Minecraft Seed" in World Box and then have The Minecraft Community Content Creators from "Shady Oaks SMP", "Empires SMP", and/or "Imperial SMP" fight it out to see whose the strongest in the Minecraft Community?
As a Texas cowboy, I can confirm that we would devour the other states with our cattle wrestling experience and guns, but I honestly think Carolina would pose a threat.
I assume New England is a conglomeration of Vermont, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Connecticut and Rhodeisland. But Delaware and New Jersey especially should be big enough to be represented.
When you are in the finale and it's all epic, and you think washington and california are going to attack nebraska, but then at 14:09 nebraska and california just beat your butt- Edit: I think I found out how nebraska won- it was mainly because they were in the middle, and just used all their power, and then just yeeted everything basically-
“Of all states, why Nebraska!?” Bro I have no clue honestly I was expecting them to do horrible because they are right in the middle, like I’m a Nebraskan and I don’t know how that was even humanly possible
2:13 As a Marylander this doesn't make me mad but disappointed that we couldn't grow to beat Virginia. But hey, at least the ocean city area survived lol.
As someone who's lived in Maryland their whole life: This is the most ive heard our state talked about lol. Our state is mainly known for crab and I have a shellfish allergy because of a cruel prank by fate.
Alabama, West Virginia, Delaware, Alaska, Hawaii, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, Guam, Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, North Mariana Islands, North Carolina, and South Carolina when the dont exist: *mad american noises* Edit: oh and new jersey too
At first, I was concerned about the conjunction of NC and SC, but when he mentioned he was from Idaho, and then was really supportive of us, I was honestly just glad he didn't throw us under the bus lol
The reason why we Floridians lasted so long was because you took out our theme parks. Enraged, we then rebuilt them faster than anyone else ever could’ve.
Really amazing. California could have potentially rivaled Nebraska but Washington hung in there like a boss for so long that California could never focus solely on Nebraska until it was way too late.
My head canon is that Colorado peacefully folded into Nebraska and gave them our air force bases. Then we proceed to get Coloradoans in charge of key positions to be the ones in actual charge using Nebraska as a puppet.
As a Floridian, I can confirm we are basically a bunch of roaches when it comes to how hard it is to remove us
Edit: how is this still luring in other Floridians?
Fr
I always see little naked Florida men running around my kitchen
@@watcherknight5938 no why me to
As a floridian. I agree
Go florida! Roaches are invincible.
@Raymond Back does he, perhaps, still play?
As an Nebraskan I can confirm that we are literally the chadiest army out there
cant believe we won with only tractors and angry farm men
Bro tried to sneak Nebraska in 🤦♂️
Take it easssssy!
😂😂 can’t forget the corn fields with cows
So true😊
@@Justbecause-7829 it's corn
To be fair, Florida would be one of the only states to survive multiple nukes and be fine.
And Wyoming has nothing in it really, so they'll be fine
there are like 5 people living in MT so the video is unrealistic
@@Ceasedtoexist17u2 What do you suspect its worldbox
Wyoming is a chunk error
Facts
if Wyoming has nothing then is Ohio just the void?
As a Nebraskan this does put a smile on my face. Nationwide Runza for everyone
Lol as a Runza employee this is awesome
The point is to enjoy the states clash, not to brag about your winning state XD
Us Nebraskans have great food, a great zoo, and not great college football😅
yes nebraska is awesome and so is runza
@@arcfox2731 true
Nebraska : HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD YET
Florida : I DON'T KNOW!
Nebraska: Why won't you DIE?!
Florida: Florida men, son.
@@thetruecyrusplayz1256 They bud light and domestic abuse in response to physical trauma.
@@thetruecyrusplayz1256 they harden in response to nuclear radiation
I’m great ain’t I
Florida be like: HAHAHA! I AM NUKE PROOF!!
“Oh balls” -Simulated basically every 2 minutes
Ikr I was looking for this comment lol
Fr
Fr
The only reason Florida was so volatile, because one Florida man did all the work, but he kept passing out drunk
Call me Kevin or grey still plays is not gonna let you take Florida just yet
I like how North Carolina is doing
I live in North Carolina ❤
@meryclemets I live here too!
As someone from New Hampshire, I was cheering on Maine almost the entire time. They did surprisingly well!
until the nebraskans attacked.
❤
I was a massachusetts person rooting for Maine as the last hope to save New England
smoking that maine pack
florida survived 5 times. Florida man is chad.
And ded
Lol
Yes yes I am
Florida,chad union
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As Nebraskan I was both happy and surprised how far we got in the battle. I was definitely not expecting my state to survive very long especially that we are basically in the middle of everything.
7:47 Simulated made Detroit actually look like Detroit. Props for accuracy
Yep. As someone who lives in Metro Detroit, It really is like a nuclear blast went off in many areas in Detroit.
@@JamesStewart-lx5wb is this on mobile
Lol I live near Detroit btw so I am proud how good they did
As a certified Nebraskan, control over the corn trade really secured us the win. Soldiers are 200% more efficient with increased corn consumption.
As a Marylander, I feel bad for their existence
Yeah I’m also a marylander😢
My mother is a Marylander
i'm also a marylander
i'm not a marylander
@@Crinlask same
As a Nebraskan I feel happy my state is being recognized for once.
How’s the corn over there lol
Not bad tbh
@@joshuaspoor9879 bro nebraska is only corn if u go out of omaha😭
Nebraska is a trash state
Same. At least we have a sick zoo
Next do the best state gets nuked
Yes
f for Alaska
@@r.ndomperson Wrong.
@@ladles ok Texan, im sorry our state is S tier
@@r.ndomperson "Most Powerful" is generally determined by population in worldbox, not land, so Alaska would be pretty low ranking
Florida: **gets bombed 6 times**
Also Florida: “this is fine”
Lol we are strong
And smart
Lol
damn Nebraska got ton of momentum at the very begining and they never stoped, great video man!
They're tired of being bullied
As a Nebraskan I feel happy
@@ccooldudded2499 Same
Nebraska gangg😂
As a Nebraskian we may not as smart but we do make stupid people look stupider and weakling
Hawaii and Alaska seeing their own country that they’re apart of go to war with eachother: 👁👄👁
I thought it would be all Ohio 💀
SAME
Ohio is to powerful 😢
Oh come on🤣🤣🤣
Ohio is the worst state by far
Evidence: Cleveland
i hate ohio 😾😾😾😾😾😾
If I took a shot every time he said oh balls I would be dead from alcohol poisoning
I was looking for this comment lol
LETS GO NEBRASKA!!! We may not be good at football anymore but we can still kick some asses!
Chill your state won in a game 💀
U can’t Kick footballs tho lol
U do realize that this is a game
HA topical.❤ GO BIG RED
Obviously all states conquered in this vid were indoctrinated into our Husker cult
As a Marylander I am ashamed that we didn’t deploy our crab armies to defeat the other states.
As a Mississippian I’m happy we where lucky to last 10 Minutes but Man Nebraska got The guns
Yooo I'm from Mississippi as well nice
@@spidermonkey5662 I’m in north Mississippi how about u
@@HTV315 From the East
ayy im from south mississippi, im suprised we lasted more than 2 minutes
@@PEK1NGDRAKE same man didn't expect us to last long
This is when Nebraska finally has the balls to kick someone’s ass!
As a washingtonian I was pretty sad to see it crumple after doing super well
Same
fr
we were top 4 out of 48 so it was still good
I would actually watch this guy if he could go 30 seconds without saying balls
Ikr lol
facts
True
drinking game: take a shot everytime he says balls.
That's balls
"Idaho is being invaded by Washington AND Montana!"
Washington and Montana: "That's what you get for your stupid little strip of land dividing the two of us!"
Loved the video @Simulated! Can't wait for the next video man! Could you try and "Create a Random Minecraft Seed" in World Box and then have The Minecraft Community Content Creators from "Shady Oaks SMP", "Empires SMP", and/or "Imperial SMP" fight it out to see whose the strongest in the Minecraft Community?
@Simulated if you do this, include HermitCraft
Love how he didn't even notice Wisconsin was just gone after Maryland got destroyed
As a Nebraskan I’m happy to see us being recognized
As a Nebraskan, I was glad to see my state win. All the other states took the L.
The fact that the final 5 states were the direct center and the 4 corners says a lot about the impact the positioning has on this.
As a Texas cowboy, I can confirm that we would devour the other states with our cattle wrestling experience and guns, but I honestly think Carolina would pose a threat.
Nukes Ohio
“How did you survive”
It’s Ohio
It was literally 89 degrees two days ago and now it 40
Ohio is basically Midwestern Florida, and I’m all here for it lol
Florida is literally just Buffed Ohio.
Florida survived being nuked 4 Times, and hurt Nebraska on their 5th Nuke
i assume that everyone from ohio isn't real
this includes me as i as from there
That’s ohio for you and I know because I lived there for 9.5 years
@@BKASENLikesSteak I’ve been here for 26 years and godamn the wheather is weird
I live in Nebraska and I know it’s not at all a very popular state but I’m still surprised that they did well
The one still alive after tsar bombing is the guy in the house
As a Texan I'm just happy we didn't go down without a fight
And we took over Oklahoma
As a floridan, i am proud of my state
Bro says “oh balls every time😂
I assume New England is a conglomeration of Vermont, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Connecticut and Rhodeisland. But Delaware and New Jersey especially should be big enough to be represented.
"Oh holy balls"- every time something happens
As a Nebraskan, I approve this video.
As a Nebraskan, this is entirely accurate if we weaponized our cattle and tractors into unstoppable beings
In the end, Florida dropped a martyrdom. Got a small Nebraskian army nuked
Freaking commited Kamakaze
Uhhh, as a West Virginian, I am hurt, we dont get a chance
When you are in the finale and it's all epic, and you think washington and california are going to attack nebraska, but then at 14:09 nebraska and california just beat your butt-
Edit: I think I found out how nebraska won- it was mainly because they were in the middle, and just used all their power, and then just yeeted everything basically-
They used corn fo fight
nebraska got all kinds of free land from those nukes
I want Nebraska or Kansas to win!
your wish has been granted
U only said that because they won
NEBRASKA AND KANSAS BEST CENTRAL AMERICA STATES FRRR
“Of all states, why Nebraska!?” Bro I have no clue honestly I was expecting them to do horrible because they are right in the middle, like I’m a Nebraskan and I don’t know how that was even humanly possible
2:13 As a Marylander this doesn't make me mad but disappointed that we couldn't grow to beat Virginia. But hey, at least the ocean city area survived lol.
Yeah how else are supposed to get crabs
bro we survived a fuggin nuke
I'm glad to see my state in the final 4. It doesn't get recognized for much XD
I bet when Europeans hear your state name, They think of the ship that caused the Spanish-American War XD
You should do this next time but with the culture
Ayo, Montana poppin' off in the beginning. Just... don't do anything to the Yellowstone volcano, or the whole world will be in trouble.
The fact that he actually nuked Ohio has me dead 💀😂
As an Illinoisian, im honestly amazed at how it survived for long it did.
Did he just say, "the west coast didn't get bombed. Except for north Dakota"?
Lol’s
North Dakota is not west coast. they're literally as far from oceans as any state can get.
As someone who's lived in Maryland their whole life: This is the most ive heard our state talked about lol. Our state is mainly known for crab and I have a shellfish allergy because of a cruel prank by fate.
Bro I live in Louisiana, and it's also know for seafood, and I have an allergy to seafood.. 💀
Washington: Lets restore the OG Washington territory
I like how he says his sorry and then laughs
As a prior Washingtonian and a new Nebraskan I am very happy
Why would you leave Washington and go to Nebraska
I’m thinking the same thing
Welcome to Nebraska. I hope you are enjoying it. We getting that great fall weather now.
Yaya Nebraska :3
I guess Nevada was just the worst state every time so that’s why we did nuclear testing in Nevada
Count How Many Time Florida Gets Nuked
4
5
When you dropped that nuke on Illinois, it was literally right on my home town. Thanks man
Florida is the greatest comeback story ever
Great vid but you forgot West Virginia
And other states I just realized there are hella states missing
FINALLY MY HOME STATE PREVAILS
What is it?
I love how long it took for him to realize South Carolina unified the entire coastal south
Florida is immortal to nukes
Literally
Got nuked 5 times lol
But not immortal to war
You should do this again, but this time you nuke the biggest power
Oh, he did it 😄
Where’s Alabama
Alabama, West Virginia, Delaware, Alaska, Hawaii, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, Guam, Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, North Mariana Islands, North Carolina, and South Carolina when the dont exist: *mad american noises*
Edit: oh and new jersey too
As a Alaskan, I feel safe from this maniac.
Oh, you, Hawaiians, and Puerto Ricans weren’t safe. We Floridians colonized y’all to survive.
@@SuicidalPi.314 you mean you sent 3 people after us and called it colonizing?
Video idea:
Every 2 minutes, a random state gets nuked
Use a state generator to pick.
As a carolinian, I appreciate your love for carolina. I am proud of my people
At first, I was concerned about the conjunction of NC and SC, but when he mentioned he was from Idaho, and then was really supportive of us, I was honestly just glad he didn't throw us under the bus lol
Floridians especially people who live in Naples would 100% win a war even if there was 10 people left in the population-
"by the power of gators, hurricanes, and disney world!!"
-me, a floridian
I agree personally as a Floridian as well
Me living in nj: HEY WHERES NEW JERSEY
Simulated’s last words: HOLY BALLS!
I'm proud of my Carolina. Florida man came out of nowhere
I knew it was a bad idea to trust our "friends" just north of us, took us over in before there was even a 3rd nuke
The reason why we Floridians lasted so long was because you took out our theme parks. Enraged, we then rebuilt them faster than anyone else ever could’ve.
Him: live laugh and love
Also him: bombs all of
america
Why does he keep saying "holy balls dude" did jesus just come down or something
Alaska just “chillin” in the back
the fact that my state isn't even there😭😭
"Holy balls" got me dying 😂😂😂
As a fellow Idahoan.......
RIP us
Hello fellow Kentuckian here, I can tell you Ohio is resilient and most people would probably live if a nuke was dropped.
Florida: Look at what they have to do to mimic a fraction of our power.
1:22
Idaho is your home state? Awesome man.
Me to, you live in lower Idaho im assuming?
Really amazing. California could have potentially rivaled Nebraska but Washington hung in there like a boss for so long that California could never focus solely on Nebraska until it was way too late.
As a person that lives in Nebraska I am proud of our state
I love how Maine sat forgotten for most of the video
I love how the last 5 were the corner states and the state at the center
My head canon is that Colorado peacefully folded into Nebraska and gave them our air force bases. Then we proceed to get Coloradoans in charge of key positions to be the ones in actual charge using Nebraska as a puppet.
As a Texan we were screwed the most we could’ve done was through beer
Where is Connecticut? And the other states or did I just not see
2:58 so just most of new york
i fucking love how much you say balls
Bro really did Kansas dirty. He said nebraska was in the middle of the state didnt even mention how kansas got attacked 😥
Im Nebraskan, so this makes me extremely happy