"Mr. Freeman, being a physicist doesn't mean you can make physics your bitch..." "Be quiet! I'm making great leaps forwards in this field." "But you're going backwards-" *sigh* "You're still thinking inside the box, when you should be riding on top of it!"
As Pablo Picasso once said: “Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.” Not sure he was talking about physics there, but oh well
I feel bad for Father Grigori, can you imagine being alone with nothing but zombies then all of a sudden you hear some human company only for him to breeze through the town you've dedicated your life trying to clear of zombies in about a minute and a half?
@@kajetus0688 the math for the doppler effect as it works in real life is implemented into the sound code for most game engines, can be applied to different sound sources individually such as only vehicles
Correction: Alyx: Damnit! Not again! Gordon: ... *flies above the elevator door and onto Breens head* Breen: *looking to Freeman withouth a word and looking somewhere else again* Gordon: *stares at Breens ass*
12:16 how is that combine sniper gonna explain that to his commanding officer? "sir i saw him for half a second before he flew up into the sky past my position"
over the radio sniper:" Free- *watches gordon fly away* -man.... What the fuck did i just witness?" Commander: "Repeat. Whats going on over there?" Sniper: "Apparently that freeman guy can fly!"
+Dota Moredota, "wooooosh" is supposed to be used on a person that doesn't get a joke. This person's "joke" makes no sense whatsoever. If you're going to make a joke, it has to have a punchline and at least make some sense. What he did here is call a Speedrun that is MINUTES long, SECONDS long like it wasn't fast enough and called it a joke with no punchline.
I like to believe that this is canon, that G-Man had spent the past decade training Gordon in the arts of spacetime ninjutsu. That Gordon is now a singular force of mass destruction let loose by G-Man's employers to end the Combine occupation of Earth just when the time was perfect.
not to hurt your joke but this was condensed way down just so you can enjoy a speedrun in 20 minutes instead of 1:27:51.09. also this was originally posted by sourceruns either way the run doesn't take as long and its crazy to watch newer runs.
Id love to see speedruns like this but from external cameras, just imagining seeing freeman flying across the city and floating on objects is hilarious enough.
Furthermore you can see names who did the part at the bottom of the video right from the health and armor. So it ain't legit, just copy parts from other people.
At 2:11 Imagine being that combine that got hit with the paint bucket. You are just doing your own thing when suddenly you see a man flying 20mph down the hall, get smashed in the face with a paint bucket, and the man is gone just as fast
You heard of the 7 hour war, now experience the 20 minute resistance.
they took over the world in 7 hours, we took it back in 30 minutes
Clearly, in the future we are speed-running planetary control as well
Incidentally, what my girlfriend calls me. :\
Yeah, but what does France have to do with HL2?
that makes it sound like the resistance was crushed in 20 minutes
There is a reason that Gordan is a theoretical physicist, and its because to him physics is only theoretical.
Door's Stuck more like newton freeman
Rilley FREE MAN
"Mr. Freeman, being a physicist doesn't mean you can make physics your bitch..."
"Be quiet! I'm making great leaps forwards in this field."
"But you're going backwards-"
*sigh* "You're still thinking inside the box, when you should be riding on top of it!"
@@nintySW polmao
Another great one
“We dont go to ravenholm” yeah we fly through it
Alyx: Gordon im glad you flew threw ravenholm
fast headcrabs will never be faster to the gordon speedman
with 1 of health
@@pibepuga last time I was at one health was when a Poison Headcrab got me
@@ethanbudlong718 gordon fishman
Barney: "You better hurry"
Gordon: *breaks the sound barrier*
And if you see Dr. Breen, tell him I say-"
Gordon: Understood.
@@brunomartin4928 Gordon: I just saw him, he said, "who are you? How did y- Hey get back here!" Anything else?
Barney:you better hurry
Gordon:bet
😂
Press [SPACE] to skip the game.
Medieval Very default.
Ahahaha
Prees F
13:40 *flies at the speed of sound and hits the ground*
"Minor fracture detected"
I just want give you crowbar :(
Combine: "We took over the world in 7 hours!"
Gordon: *"Hold my beer."*
i wanna see dr.breen face lel
About that beer i owed ya
The Combine loses it in 28 minutes.
@@andreassewell7413 21 if you're feeling lucky tonight.
That dude just speeds up the half of the game and says it is a speed run...
Only Gordan Freeman could arrive in a foreign city and take down a totalitarian alien dictatorship in less than half an hour.
+Rick Barnes yeah because he's the only one that doesn't waste his time flappin his gums
Gordon*
What about the week between the teleport at nova prospekt?
staryoshi06 lol ikr
While running backwards.
“What happened to City 17? I was here like, 20 minutes ago!”
Best xD
Actually best
Canonically, the teleport tgat gordan takes at the end of the game dekays by a week. So to the people in the game, a week would gave passed
23:53 sir that's spawn killing
I'm gonna call the admin!
@@maliniarz5653 what
I will report this abuse!!
This is how g-man actually moves
true
Lol
1000% true
no he's not
_he used noclip while doing this_
100% true but now g-man gives his power to gordon freeman/dr.freeman
Yeah actually
"Car's ready for you!" Already in the Citadel.
12:44 "Hello Dr. Freeman, the car's all ready for you"
*just flies past the car and off into the horizon*
12:46 :P
"hop in and i'll lower you down to the beach"
not necessary
Demise RS “Hop 'out' of this map"
Dr.Freeman
Dont need it
14:03
"You there! stop....."
-> Flies away
fly's away you buffoon
Flies is small bugs
@@friendlybadger4823 f l i e s i s s m a l l b u g s
@@polynngt8853 as opposed to big bugs?
Why are people so dumb in these replies? The dude made a joke and you guys are talking about bugs for no apparent reason at all
Doctor: you have 30 minutes to live.
"Ok lemme beat half life 2 one last time"
You could beat it four times in that time
10:40 "we don't go to ravenholm"... nope, apparently we just fly past it.
SCREAMING
One flew over Ravenholm...
littlefrank90 With *1hp*
That single hp made me so anxious
Yeah, gordon did not even go through there. No apparently, he chose the speedrunners route.
It's a bird!?
It's a plane!?
NO!
It's Jumping Freeman
You Mean Speedrun Flying Jumping Freeman?
Barney: "hey Gordon, you dropped this at black mes-"
"I Don't need it"
*proceeds to fly in air using paint bucket*
Ээ ни эээ
XD
barney: am i a joke to you
Nova Headed “Power armor is for pussies!”
@@howtoavenge1016 "Gee thanks!" 😒
13:34 love how the zombies scream just gets cut off as it watches gordon fly over it at 400mph
WAH...
20:12
"We were looking to join you Dr Freeman."
"OK how fast can you run backwards?"
BGB IG that’s the funniest moment of whole video 😂 we were lookin to join you Dr Freeman! Dr Freeman??? That bitch is gone
3000 units per seconds
Sure that PhD in physics has paid off for Gordon
^This comment made my day
As Pablo Picasso once said: “Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.”
Not sure he was talking about physics there, but oh well
Alberto Neto it's so glitchy
PhD in Source physics
Looks like an MIT education can get you more than what I thought!
"Follow Freeman!"
lol good luck my dude
22:25 follow freeman!
freeman flies away.
LMAO!
wqeqweqwe thats right
My toughts!
Adam Madam
fly.exe dosent work for us gordaaaaan
22:25 "FOLLOW FREEMAN" - uhm... yeah... right...
"FOLLOW FREEMA- Oh Nevermind"
Yes follow.........
Half-Life is the first game, it comes to my mind, when someone says "speedrun".
Same
to me it's SM64
@@Pianotorte lol
to me is the intro
Minecraft
Give a man a broken supply crate and they'll have ammo to fight with.
Give a man a normal supply crate and they will fly across the sky
And Gordon said so!
I feel bad for Father Grigori, can you imagine being alone with nothing but zombies then all of a sudden you hear some human company only for him to breeze through the town you've dedicated your life trying to clear of zombies in about a minute and a half?
"stay on the rocks!"
Nah I'll stick to the air, thanks.
Seriously. Could you imagine how many high speed chases we'd have if people could actually use their ass to gain speed and launch of vertices?
lol
how dope would it be to see dashcam footage of someone abh'ing down the highway
Pretty dank my guy
Personally, I prefer the air.
28:04 *Alyx dies in middle of static*
Something is wrong i can feel it
"Static"
Oh.. God
oh god
:D
Woman: Come on Doctor Freeman the car is ready for you
Gordon: I AM THE CAR 12:47
No he is jet
No he is Gordon Freeman
New SpaceX rocket...
Come back mr freeman
Airplane*
Alyx: Im picking up combine sensors ahead, b-
Gordon: What sensors? I'm five chapters ahead?
j
@@ryancosta9734 j
Alyx: Chapters?
@@thomasjhvplays j
When you wake up at 7 : 32 but you gotta be at work at 8
Notorious Booben
Once, i woke up at 7:51 and my bus arrived at 8, thats how i lost 1/3 of my body weight
lmao
that fucking ending
OOOO YEA
27:15
-Hahahahahha i got to escap -
Oh... hello freeman... i'm dead
Damn.
13:22 love the Doppler effect on the dropships
i heard doppler effect in many games i think its auto generated
@@kajetus0688 the math for the doppler effect as it works in real life is implemented into the sound code for most game engines, can be applied to different sound sources individually such as only vehicles
25:00 -
"and If you see Doctor Breen, tell him I said----" said what, SAID WHAT?
+YoshiPkz He says "Fuck you" but the sound drowns it out.
Combines: Sir, we're having some difficulties about Freeman.
Dr. Breen: What is it?
Combies: He's too fast.
Gordon: *taps Dr. Breens shoulder*
Dr. Breen: well sh*t
@@justinlawson4679Gordon: hello there
Alyx: Damnit! Not again!
Gordon: lol watch this
*flies above the elevator door and onto breens head*
Stares breen's ass
Aurora lol hold my grav gun, watcj this
Correction:
Alyx: Damnit! Not again!
Gordon: ... *flies above the elevator door and onto Breens head*
Breen: *looking to Freeman withouth a word and looking somewhere else again*
Gordon: *stares at Breens ass*
Everyone: "Man, half life 2 has such an amazing story"
Dwaahmov: "Does it?"
Combine soldier 1: It’s a bird!
Combine soldier 2: No, it’s plane!
Combine soldier 1: Maybe it’s-
*Combine soldier 2 get shotgunned by Gordan*
Combine soldier 1: OH SH*T ITS FREEMAN
Cambone soldier 3: what are we doing aga-BANG. Combine soldier 1: we're trying to 1v1 that guy in hl2 deathmatch.
Combine Soldier 3: This is how we gonna die
gordan frayman
Is that a bird?? Is that an airplane??
- No, it's gordon Freeman in the higher dimension!
you mean gordon freeman on a box XD
21:22 Combine is like: "My body is ready"
T Pose for the win
oof
"We don't go to Ravenholm" "Got it I'll fly above it."
and there is me spent 2 days trying to figure out how to escape from it.
🅱
19:50 Gordon Pro Skater.
“Sorry sir”
“He dodged my bullets”
He's dead, he's gone
19:45 - 19:55 that was so fucking dope.
Imagine being that strider, watching your main target literally fly by right next to you.
21:21 He went so fast the combine didnt even get ready
12:16 how is that combine sniper gonna explain that to his commanding officer? "sir i saw him for half a second before he flew up into the sky past my position"
Thats why you don't have to kill them, they go back to their overlord or something and tell him what he saw and he's fucking gone.
over the radio
sniper:" Free- *watches gordon fly away* -man.... What the fuck did i just witness?"
Commander: "Repeat. Whats going on over there?"
Sniper: "Apparently that freeman guy can fly!"
as DeSinc said "imagine that guy going to the overlord and saying - "oh no sir he dodged my bullets!". like he is dead"
*Desinc intensifies*
“He’s gonna go to the overlord and say ‘Sorry, he dodged my bullets!’ No, he’s gone, he’s dead.”
-Desinc
Programmers: Here, we made a game for you, enjoy it.
Speedrunner: Aaaand finished.
Programmers: Excuse me how the fuck
Alyx: Gordon come over
Gordon: I can't I must continue my researches
Alyx: Breen became a dictator and enslaved humanity
Gordon:
Barney : Better hurry.
Gordon disappears.
Barney: I didn't mean that.
Gordon dissapears
Minutes later, the tower explodes.
barney: I didn’t mean that
+MilkyMan, you can clearly see the video is MINUTES long, not seconds.
DarkPandaLord r/wooooooosh
+Dota Moredota, "wooooosh" is supposed to be used on a person that doesn't get a joke. This person's "joke" makes no sense whatsoever. If you're going to make a joke, it has to have a punchline and at least make some sense. What he did here is call a Speedrun that is MINUTES long, SECONDS long like it wasn't fast enough and called it a joke with no punchline.
DarkPandaLord Wow, how much Rick and Morty did you watch?
20:11 "nah I'm good"
I like to believe that this is canon, that G-Man had spent the past decade training Gordon in the arts of spacetime ninjutsu. That Gordon is now a singular force of mass destruction let loose by G-Man's employers to end the Combine occupation of Earth just when the time was perfect.
2:31 "Watch it!" Yeah good luck with that.
21:21 freeman won't get me if I T-pose
hahahahaah
6:38
CP: "We need to block him off! Deploy more units and secure the canal up ahead."
Gordon Freeman: "Yeah, I've got a train to catch, bye."
The fuck would he need a slow-ass train for?
CP
21:21 he wasnt ready you scared him
Dizzyratt LMAO!
9:30
HK Gunship: "We've got him now!"
Gordon Freeman: "Have you ever seen HLSpeedruns? No? Allow me to familiarize you with such a concept."
24:59 "and if you see DrFree tell him i say..."
Gordon: *already 73km far away*
John Wick : i can kill people with a pencil!
Gordon : hold my beer *grabs paintbucket*
Steven992Al Barney never gave Gordon the beer
Why Gordan Freeman doesn't use the car?
Apparently he doesn't wanna be caught speeding.
Actually, if a human would be able to run like 80 mph, would he get a ticket for speeding?
[Wheezle]
ΛVINIDE *3000 miles*
*nice*
12:46
"Cars? *YOU THINK I NEED CARS?!"*
3:46
CP: "Quick, barrels! We'll get him with explosive barrels!"
Gordon Freeman: "Lol k cya fuckers I've got a box."
Mom: We are having Dinner in 30 Minutes!
SpiderWaffle: Ok let me get in one more game.
this is from dwahmov
It’s from neither it’s a condensed sourceruns team
@@cursed_imagesz5845 @Calvinsky Malbert it's a joke you idiots
03:08 ''Over Here!''
Freeman: ''K bye''
Gordon Freeman, the man who liberated Earth by hopping backwards
19:50
Hello this is Gordon Freeman and welcome to Jackass
"Hop in and I'll lower you down to the beach..."
*Gordon flies away*
Me after 28 minutes in game:
How to pick up can from ground?
him with 27:58 record: easy
me with noclip: 3 hours
not to hurt your joke but this was condensed way down just so you can enjoy a speedrun in 20 minutes instead of 1:27:51.09. also this was originally posted by sourceruns either way the run doesn't take as long and its crazy to watch newer runs.
Id love to see speedruns like this but from external cameras, just imagining seeing freeman flying across the city and floating on objects is hilarious enough.
but the model of gordon freeman in half life 2 is unfinished
type thirdperson in console and u will see what i mean
that may do the job
"Gordon, how did you get here so fast?!"
Parkour
just a little bit of magic
'I can't believe you've made it here on foot.'
"I flew, actually"
"I owe everything to my school"
*Black Mesa*
Bunny hopping *
"AND IF YOU SEE DR. BREEN, TELL HIM I SAId fuck"
im dying
as he's in the elevator with breen waiting awkwardly he says that lol
“The car’s all ready for you hop in and I’ll lower you down”
Gordon: already half way through the level
Bae: hey can you come home?
Freeman: sorry i can't i am saving the world from aliens
Bae: my parents aren't at home
Freeman: 19:50
Good one ▪_▪
Should have bae said "I have a crowbar"
@@charon2588 ye
@Sentinel Scourge k
12:44 "hello doctor freeman, the car's all ready for yah" *already across the beach * "hop in and I'll lower it dow" * in next zone *
This... is how we can trasport us.
FUKING FLYING
19:48 " чтоб через минуту был дома!"
И опоздал на 1 милисекунду
@@swat3.016 А там без тебя борщ съели, поэтому жрал рыбу)
Спидраннеры так домой ходят)))
olan yes
И пришёл с переломом ног)
This speedrun isnt actually done in 27:58. Its the 1:27:51 speedrun but cut up and condensed to be more entertaining. Just incase you didn't know.
DgPlays you just ruined it :(
and u turned to be an idiot who believe everything he see in the internet
Furthermore you can see names who did the part at the bottom of the video right from the health and armor. So it ain't legit, just copy parts from other people.
Should watch the uncut source runs version, 40min (WR).
No I'm certainly not retarded. Only not knowing who those names are. Insulting other people behind a computer screen is easy don't you think? :)
Any Half-life 2 player: using many types of weapons
SpiderWaffle: NO WEAPON NO PROBLEM
Half life physics:
human is faster than a boat even he is running behind
“I’ll lower you down to the beach”
*flies over the beach*
At 2:11 Imagine being that combine that got hit with the paint bucket. You are just doing your own thing when suddenly you see a man flying 20mph down the hall, get smashed in the face with a paint bucket, and the man is gone just as fast
he hit the girl begging them to stop attacking the other guy
*PAIN BUCKET*
Gordon freeman sure smelled some ashes
Rotten Lemon gordon is woke as fuck and cuts the bullshit
wake up and... smell the *a s s*
you bhopping with speed 100km/s
@
squad still following you
using backwards bunny-hopping to traverse the terrain is basically the golden rule for professional speedrunners
Ì like the fact that every time I blink, you've already progressed 1-2% of the game.
"Watch out for the hoppers, they're everywhere!"
*Hops over her*
"Why can't you kill him, he's a scientist!"
*taps on shoulder* "He's a physicist"
"How does that make any difference"
*shows video*
Barney:Gorden I thi-
Gorden:*proceeds to smash face into wooden planks*
Mom: "Son you have 30 minutes to play"
I :"OK"
14:03 The speedrun in a nutshell..
I... i am speakless
*YOU THERE!* stop tha...
Gordon: Lol fam i fly with no noclip xdd
gandalf the green I
28:00 the half life game was great, but the ending was amazing with Alyx being gunned down.
“Oh God.”
did gordon just cross an entire ocean with a singe jump?
Poopy Joe we need to redefine what an ocean is apparently...
Poopy Joe He needed to poop but theres only one toilet in the world he can do it on. He's just trying to get to that one toilet.
yep
*when somebody uses noclip*
Gordan Freeman: Hold my beer
"Gordon Doesn't need to hear all of this, he is a highly trained proffesional"
*knees are compressed into neutronium*
MINOR FRACTURE DETECTED.
*The car's all ready for you.*
What car?
Nurse Akali *Hes the car*
iam speed
"Uh what? I'm already at the other side now"
I would kill to see a freemans mind for this
It would likely be just Running in the 90s, but varying speed according to his movement speed.
When vtec kicks in
YES PLEASE
Thats show was stupid
"Alright, time to finally put my Degree is Physics to some use"
Freeman: Hey you!
Combine: What?
Freeman: I am a helicopter!
Gordon Freeman: *Flying*
Solidier tf2 : Do I see a rival