Bread Was Illegal. Multiple Times
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MR has got to make a dedicated playlist where all it is, is every video that ever mentions the “Jason hates chocolate” fact.
Yes. It's beautiful seeing his "This tastes like chocolate!" face.
I NEVER understood how people can dislike ALL chocolate. I can see certain kinds, but I can't ever remember a kid in my childhood that doesn't eat /like chocolate.
Jason u weirdo rogue! Lol 😂 👍
"Two score and ten variations of gray" got me 😂 You could find that in the bookshops named Lustful Forum and Scarlet Cylinder, I'm sure.
Reading the title had this pop up in my head
"We gotta bake Jesse, some illegal ass bread"
"So we're putting dru-"
"NO Jesse! Just bread, real pure bread"
Cannabis ghee bread.
“They make us sick, and sell you their ‘cure’, while stealing our… *checks notes* bread”
"Morty, you'll never *Hiccup* guess what happened - they banned bread in universe D122! We can buy bread here and sell it back there for a four-x markup, Morty! *Burp* We're gonna' be rich! Sure, we have to find a universe to convert the schmeckles to U.S. dollars, but after that, we'll be swimming in it! Why are you looking like that? Get up! We're gonna' make it rain bread,! Mana from *Hiccup* heaven, Morty, that's you and me."
Baking Bread
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Oh man I bet that will be equally good.
Who is this guy? ☺
Seriously loving this combo it really works well.
Hey thanks!
started making a mead because of y'all by the way, now I'm gonna figure out saki and such
3:18 to explain why Brian says this joke, as a long time viewer I should explain. There have been multiple episodes where Jason has expressed a disdain for chocolate, from the miracle seed episode to the MRE episodes. Now someone reply to this thanking me so we can boost the interaction on this video even more.
Hey thanks for explaining that! Long time commenter, first time viewer
no way
Hey! Thank you for explaining kind stranger.
Chocolate
Okay, so it was St Augustine who said that breakfast was gluttonous. His reasoning was that people had done no work since eating the previous evening. So, there should be no need for them to eat again in the morning.
All in all, not the most cracked nutritional advice when you look at history.
I try to eat right away the days I work because I get dizzy,but on my days off when I'm lazing around I usually wait to around 10 or 11.
Eating pears, also bad.
I hope your holding out more episodes filmed with him; legit, the crossover I never knew I wanted, but now I just want more!
We don’t have any currently, but I’d love to do more!
Joke I heard today: “How many communions until you’ve eaten One Christ?”
3:21 "and that sounds like a lot of work" ah finally, we got the scoundrel editor.
Five. F. I. V. E. Minute advertisement. Insane.
"shit hide the bread, the feds are coming!"
Holy shit, massive props to Jason on the 50 Shades re-phrase there! Especially if it was off the cuff - brilliant
I was just in Italy for a few days and I can say with full confidence, bread is psychotic
I love being able to figure out the shooting schedule based on Jurrys hair
Good to know that Brian is a church-defying catholic, much like myself.
If Christianity doesn't want to be mocked, it should just have avoided all the silly.
it's a rite of passage honestly
4:26 good catch on nailing (pun intended) Christian theology. That was exactly Jesus's plan. The Mosaic Law called for the Jewish people to sacrifice lambs to cover their sin. Jesus's plan was to be that lamb for all time.
Ok editor guy ill explain it to the cracked folks then...the guy on the left in the bad hat doesn't like chocolate
I object to calling Jason's hat "bad".
@@grifkiller overruled
Bring back the off-the-grid, SHTF, survival, emergency type stuff man
I'm going to comment twice. Because I read the edit @ 14:04
Love the editors. You literally asked for this through ironic presentation. But I think you know that.
One thing I learned about RUclips is you can comment as much as you like and everyone is on board with that!
@@ChrisLeeW00 I have to watch this video again. I was so drunk I didn't remember the flippin' title. Yesterday was nice.
5:30 important note: the roof. The roof. The roof was (also) on fire.
Didn't take Justin Robert Young as a metalcore guy. But that's a sick ass Heaven's Gate themed Callous Daoboys shirt.
At 7:22 Jason Murphy sounds like axe cop lol
Half this video is an advertisement.
Doing homework is now a sin!
I can't get enough of these 3. There's a synergy here
Thanks for the content mr crew always a pleasure
So a very serious question for the modern rogue. I had a few drinks tonight and maybe something to smoke, but I noticed that there was subtle music playing in the background after the introduction if your videos that i never noticed before.. It was honestly very hypnotic and had almost a very quick trumpet vibe to it. I never noticed this before, and I noticed the same kind of pattern in other videos. It makes me wonder if there are subaudio frequencies that some people pick up on that are more soothing and comforting to that demographic, and that by audibly mezmorizing them, they become hooked on watching certain videos that share the same rythem?
Salt was illegal a few times too.
I like this guy
Seems cool
Brushwood wearing the cicada shirt
Breeding.. hmm.. I should really call her..
oh boy cant believe you missed the chance to use "it gives you wings" :)
People who live in Papal houses should not throw sin.
just because that comment @3:21 exists, I'mma give you a comment... well played :D
please make a video on how to make Balloon Animals
It's... fine.
More like Jordan BREADing am I right
HEY
@@Drjordanbreeding AM I RIGHT
man, he is Stephen King levels of ending stories
I don't like chocolate either
Jordan breeding.. everything reminds me of her
Why would the Japanese yell ***** pie for cheers?
I had to try, but putting the slash net at the end of the MR url at the beginning just gives a 404 "what are you doing here?" page
Guess they conveniently forgot that Jesus was also a Jew when making that idiotic rule.
Some sake you have to drink hot known as atsukan if i remember correctly
their diet is totally sensable.
Okay, i love your videos and the channel, but guys... literally half the video is a sponsored ad...it's getting kinda ridiculous
Always has been
Is this the end of MR? Having to do content with cracked to stay alive?
can I get a gif of 2:12 on repeat please?
Half an episode. What's all this nonsense in the middle of my ad?
As a Theology student, I can only confirm how the church throughout history has dome some incredibly ridiculous and unbiblical things. (From strange laws and rules, to things considered "religious" like transubstantiation.) A lot of it is laughable though tragic. I could make a list, but I think it is enough to just say that people are weird and do dumb things sometimes.
Also if your going to rant: save your time and just don't, instead go watch random pet fails, because you need to learn to lighten up and laugh.
Saki‽
With a title like that how could I not click
lol, what bad timing to joke about christianity
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It's sakē not saki.
Trying to keep it brief since I have a lot of pent up anger on this topic
Religion is a hell of a drug.
I love giveaways I recently changed my entire channel to giving away only ! i love it!
Sake is pronounced sa-keh not sa-kee, FYI
It sounds like it's possible that breakfast was counted as a sin from more tribal times when you couldn't have enough food on hand to ear at all times. You'd wake up and have to either hunt or gather food first then be able to eat so eating first would be a gluttonous act
I love it when people try to make logical sense of laws.
You need energy to go hunting. Eat some breakfast. Just don't gluttonize yourself into being too lazy to hunt.
@@DarthTeaDious your body can release just as much energy when hungry if not more. If you failed a hunt why would your body intentionally make your next one harder
@@blank-mq8ef Not intentional. You just have less nutrients available if you don't eat.
@@christopherstein2024 that you have, hence your body tries to get more asap
Early Squad
please please just say sake right, please it's so weird
Wait, I thought it was the Romans who killed Jesus. Shouldn't Christians be more pizzed at the guys who worshipped Zeus than the same religious group Jesus was originally born as a part of?
Nah. It's human nature to get more mad at the snitch than the man. You can't stop the man from being the man, but you can give the snitches stitches I guess...
The Roman officials executed Christ at the insistence of the jewish religious authorities. Hence why Pilate washed his hands of the execution and offered the option of Christ or Barabbas.
Matthew 27:25
Most phoned in episode I've seen from this channel. Had a guest from cracked read a printed out cracked article. And then a 5 minute sponsor segment.
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
bread is bad #atkins
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10 locusts each..