Best HFY Reddit Stories: Beware of Human Battleships

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @sherrykathman3309
    @sherrykathman3309 2 года назад +540

    They attacked cause they thought humans would be weakened after the war. But they didn't consider two very important things. The entire world was in a full war economy, and the militaries of the world were massive and battle hardened. All they needed was a tiny bit of tech, and the aliens were screwed.

    • @paxamericania5923
      @paxamericania5923 2 года назад +52

      War is the greatest innovator

    • @joshuajoaquin5099
      @joshuajoaquin5099 2 года назад +1

      war will produce the greatest tech and innovation that in peacetime those will be used

    • @uwskie8672
      @uwskie8672 2 года назад +2

      France getting curb stomped for a fourth time will never not be funny

    • @imjang2430
      @imjang2430 2 года назад +27

      War is the greatest engineer

    • @fluffmaster8930
      @fluffmaster8930 2 года назад +27

      Not to mention we are highly Industrial and they made the major mistake of Landing in Europe first. America is both of the economy Powerhouse and an industrial Powerhouse cranking out one of those battleships everyday and our Engineers love making new toys

  • @AustralianGrizzly
    @AustralianGrizzly 2 года назад +242

    Xenos : Quick we must retreat. Evacuate all forces to orbiting ships.
    Humans: Yo, Byatch! Where you think your going!!!

    • @sovietpowersupereme6231
      @sovietpowersupereme6231 2 года назад +37

      "Why are you Running! Why are you running?"

    • @gregoryfrechou
      @gregoryfrechou Год назад +14

      and thats when the Xenos discovered the concept of Persistence Hunting

    • @Pelasmo
      @Pelasmo Год назад +17

      Humans: *proceed to yeet a battleship into friggin orbit* "oh, hello there."

    • @williamthehuntsman
      @williamthehuntsman Год назад +7

      ​@@Pelasmo Xenos: mommy.

    • @MrOil-qy3vv
      @MrOil-qy3vv 11 месяцев назад +3

      Xenos: *Chuckles* I'm in danger

  • @GenStallion
    @GenStallion 2 года назад +333

    "Attacking Earth was a bad idea"
    You don't say. The weight of the shells alone are like an meteor strike.

    • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
      @Amoth_oth_ras_shash 2 года назад +5

      hehehe aye... so pack that into a none incendiary launch method , like mag rail acceleration barrels or such and you might just be able to strip those shells of ther chemical payloads and still achive the same impact damage just from the release of kinetic energy alone when hurling a solid slug that size hard enough...
      there's a reason why the allied and soviet forces where happy that the monster railway canons and rare candidates for the title of dreadnoughts where either munition starved or sunk before they could be used properly in the war...

    • @williamthehuntsman
      @williamthehuntsman Год назад +4

      ​@@Amoth_oth_ras_shash Dreadnaughts are a term made up for battleships during WW1. The HMS Dreadnaught was the first and the USS Texas has the nicknane "the last dreadnaught" but it is a New York class battleship, which is bigger than the HMS Dreadnaught.

    • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
      @Amoth_oth_ras_shash Год назад

      @@williamthehuntsman yes yes the term was coined in that way sort of in a 'awe' way for how badass they thought the ww1 battleships of coal & steel where compared to the old wooden ship of the lines or or early 'steel warships' i know , but its use grew more for the ''monster among beasts of war'' title application so to speak.

  • @daytonahurd6044
    @daytonahurd6044 2 года назад +343

    If recall that would be the "Orion engine" a nuclear bomb driven propulsion system. I lost myself in laughter when I heard they applied it to a space battleship. I love that

    • @Jet-ij9zc
      @Jet-ij9zc 2 года назад +18

      Pretty sure sending heavy stuff to space was the whole goal of Orion tho

    • @mads12344
      @mads12344 2 года назад +8

      I thought Yamamoto

    • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
      @Amoth_oth_ras_shash 2 года назад +3

      @@Jet-ij9zc something like that i think... but i am no expert on it , but i recall something vague i read about it being a suggested idea to send stuff like pre-built big stuff straight into space despite lacking powerful enough traditional rocket engines for it ....the same way the first 2-3 years of the war as it looked like the Axis powers still hade the iniciative there where potential plans to set up a artificial iceberg in the middle of the atlantic to act as a air support base and safe harbrour for patrol ships trying to hunt submarines.

    • @IONATVS
      @IONATVS 2 года назад +3

      Tho given this is set in the immediate aftermath of WWII, and Project Orion wouldn’t be proposed until the 50s, and deemed feasible in the 60s I think the timing’s a little off for this one. War does spark innovation, but Orion really needs HYDROGEN bombs to work as described, WWII atomics wouldn’t cut it. Likewise, while reverse engineering can happen quickly in war between comparable powers, we don’t have working plasma weapons today, and even with full detailed plans we’d likely need improvements to our manufacturing capabilities to replicate alien tech, which would take years, not months.

    • @IONATVS
      @IONATVS 2 года назад +9

      The classic Larry Niven/Jerry Pournelle Novel Footfall involves a more realistic use of an Orion-based concept in combat against alien invaders we’re not remotely ready for in the 80s-concrete brick on a concrete dome with 4 space shuttles retrofitted with missiles strapped to the four sides as makeshift fighters, several old battleship cannons strapped on too, all powered by a submarine’s nuclear reactor. Using steam vented from the power system for maneuvering and H-bombs for propulsion, and ofc using the propulsion itself (and single-use bomb-pumped gamma-ray-lasers) as its main weapon(s).
      Pure Blunt Force.

  • @Gow-13510
    @Gow-13510 2 года назад +55

    Human: *beat the heck out of each other*
    Aliens: they seem weak and exhausted from the wars, let invade
    *take half of Europe*
    Human: alright boi, it seem all of us are allies now
    *clubbing the aliens with big dakka*

  • @Oddball_The_Strange
    @Oddball_The_Strange 2 года назад +45

    Humanity really just pulled a "why are you running" on em.

  • @ferretzim8694
    @ferretzim8694 2 года назад +246

    Imagine if the aliens had tried to go into the water. They would discover that Humanity doesn't only have battleships that rule the waves. But also submarines that prowl below.

    • @imjang2430
      @imjang2430 2 года назад +21

      I think there's a saying about that somewhere... "artillery plough, infantry advances" or some shit

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT 2 года назад +22

      And now Orion Battleships in orbit, nothing makes a statement quite like riding nukes to orbit

    • @grimstruck5300
      @grimstruck5300 2 года назад +5

      don't forget dreadnaughts i mean those are ridiculous

    • @bellmikhailov
      @bellmikhailov Год назад +4

      *Wolf pack by sabaton intensifies*

    • @djbbdoedubstep
      @djbbdoedubstep Год назад

      Subs be like "sniff snoff torpedo out",

  • @kevinhenrique4256
    @kevinhenrique4256 2 года назад +71

    Did Humanity Just Yeeted a Fucking Battleship into Orbit?

    • @WinterKitsune9915
      @WinterKitsune9915 Год назад +8

      Yes they did

    • @williamthehuntsman
      @williamthehuntsman Год назад +9

      ​@@WinterKitsune9915 and they will do it again.

    • @brentkalmbacher9092
      @brentkalmbacher9092 11 месяцев назад +7

      Not the first time humanity yeeted a battleship into orbit

    • @albernard8751
      @albernard8751 8 месяцев назад +2

      That actually was a real rocket propulsion concept designed during the Cold War. But thanks to the nuclear test ban treaty and the extremely negative environmental impact it would have it didn’t make it off the drawing board at NASA.

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 7 месяцев назад

      Google "Project Orion"

  • @colinmasterson666
    @colinmasterson666 2 года назад +42

    12:24 D-day 2: Plasma Boogaloo!

  • @idkissausername1667
    @idkissausername1667 2 года назад +91

    those crazy bastards....they built Orion.

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott 2 года назад +75

    To anyone who enjoyed this, I recommend the book series "WorldWar", where aliens invade in the year 1942, expecting to find a primitive humanity armed with only medieval weapons, and instead face an industrialized civilisation that's already locked, loaded and mobilised for war.

    • @lupaswolfshead9971
      @lupaswolfshead9971 2 года назад +16

      ginger addicted lizards lol

    • @noobster6587
      @noobster6587 Год назад +3

      I can't find the book could you link it?

    • @garysprandel1817
      @garysprandel1817 Год назад

      ​@@noobster6587look up the Harry Turtledove bibliography World War: In The Balance. Also WW Tilting The Balance, Upsetting The Balance and Striking The Balance. There's also the sequel books Colonization: Second Contact,Down To Earth,Aftershocks and a final book in the arc Homeward Bound.

    • @JohnJBrowne11209
      @JohnJBrowne11209 Год назад +1

      Great series

    • @ElainCorrine
      @ElainCorrine 11 месяцев назад

      @@noobster6587 Here's a wiki link with the titles. should be able to find them from that... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worldwar_series

  • @coreyjblakey
    @coreyjblakey 2 года назад +41

    That project Orion plot twist was amazing 😮

  • @iswearimapacifist3784
    @iswearimapacifist3784 2 года назад +35

    Them when they found out we mimicked their weaponry and improved it: *dramatic GASP* WHAT THE FUCK-

  • @m.t.fguard8309
    @m.t.fguard8309 2 года назад +144

    You know what this reminds me of the one that you told a while back where a bunch of human battleship based ships were coming out of bum fuck nowhere destroying a bunch of ships belonging to a specific species of alien killing all of them and said ships and then disappearing with it being noted that they were only targeting that specific species and that the other species had no clue why but they must have pissed them off in some way

    • @The_Viscount
      @The_Viscount 2 года назад +8

      I'd like to know what story this is. Do you know the title or author?

    • @m.t.fguard8309
      @m.t.fguard8309 2 года назад +12

      @@The_Viscount sheeeeeeet give me a bit I got to remember it cuz I watched a while back
      Think it has something to do with monsters from beyond the edge? I don't know it has something to do with humanity living on the edge of living existence and all that what not

    • @The_Viscount
      @The_Viscount 2 года назад +5

      @@m.t.fguard8309 I'll have to do some digging. If I find it, I'll let you know here.

    • @lollol5263
      @lollol5263 2 года назад +8

      Were there something like "jump after jump"

    • @lollol5263
      @lollol5263 2 года назад +10

      If yes thats terran doctrine

  • @chrisdefresne3235
    @chrisdefresne3235 2 года назад +136

    Do you and AgroSquirrel choose the same stories to narrate? Even if not, it would be neat to get a crossover between you both.

    • @robertshank3729
      @robertshank3729 2 года назад +5

      I've been asking both of them to do this for almost 2 years 😂🤣😂

    • @fallen_angelmemesforlife9172
      @fallen_angelmemesforlife9172 2 года назад +10

      There are only so many stories on the internet, not to mention good ones.
      It's inevitable for people to narrate the same story.

    • @MrJay_White
      @MrJay_White 2 года назад +1

      joint narration of a chapter or 2 from deathworlders between Net agro and zren would be glorious.

    • @dontuspowerus1093
      @dontuspowerus1093 2 года назад +2

      No, just... Just no...

    • @Linx_s
      @Linx_s Год назад

      Agreed.@@dontuspowerus1093

  • @biggsdarklighter0473
    @biggsdarklighter0473 2 года назад +23

    Landkreuzer P-1000 "Ratte" seems like a perfect design, against those enemys.

    • @kompasta
      @kompasta 2 года назад +1

      In they would have attacked before 1942 then oh boy. They would not have stood a chance

    • @hekmatyar4476
      @hekmatyar4476 2 года назад +4

      @@kompasta imagine if the war didn't start till 1945 then the germans would have jets and people speculate they were developing anti gravity technology

    • @kompasta
      @kompasta 2 года назад +3

      @@hekmatyar4476 even better

  • @sam2x13
    @sam2x13 11 месяцев назад +9

    As soon as I realized what the humans were doing my thoughts went to the battleship Yamato in the old anime ( and movie) Star Blazers.

  • @giancarlobacosa2546
    @giancarlobacosa2546 2 года назад +15

    Captain Ad'Havin : we surrender
    Humans: NO PITY, NO REMORSE!!! *sounds of a chainsaw and screams of Captain*
    -Salvaged data recoder of the Light bringer after it was boarded by one of the human battle ships

  • @jamesappling1212
    @jamesappling1212 2 года назад +25

    All those tired old Liberty Ships went back to work. The factories retooled and Satan came to Dinner 😉

    • @jeremybumgarner1908
      @jeremybumgarner1908 2 года назад +7

      Satan didn't come to dinner. Ares told him to stay home, this was his banquet... and the keg that holds the wine of war had only just been tapped.

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav 2 года назад +6

      The Entire American War Industry was at it's Peak just after World War II, and they had Hundreds of ships still available for this conflict

  • @Tang0Fox1
    @Tang0Fox1 Год назад +10

    This story is a perfect example of why one ALWAYS gets accurate intel on an enemy.

  • @wayneargo5904
    @wayneargo5904 2 года назад +28

    I was skeptical at first, but the writer pulled it off. While I love Battleships, they were effectively on their way out by 1945, evident by the cancellation of the USS Montana. The one role that battleships have continued to succeed in was in coastal bombardment

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav 2 года назад +4

      There's still quite a use for them, as a Single Battleship would outstrip any land based Artillery battery in weight of shell,
      But yeah requiring a close proximity to the coast limits their usage

    • @Zeknif1
      @Zeknif1 2 года назад +3

      It would take a radical breakthrough in gun artillery to make battleships a practical substitute to rockets and missiles, even in the shore bombardment role. The EM railgun looked like it could be that break through, but they seem to have hit something of a brick wall in R&D.

    • @williamthehuntsman
      @williamthehuntsman Год назад +1

      ​@@Voron_Aggrav Unfortunately, missile cruisers can do that job better. If the battleship was on it's way out after the Battle of Midway, then it died with the introduction of guided missiles. The Iowa may have still seen use by the US military, but they limited it to simple coastal bombardment and not the presise strikes on things like SAM, or any AA sites.
      It was mainly there for intimidation at that point. A show of force and nothing more.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@williamthehuntsman The US Military still has 2 active battleships but their use is literally just intimidation. A battleship is intimidating as all hell to look upon compared to anything else. A carrier has implicit intimidation, but a battleship's mere mention is enough to send people scrambling, let alone seeing ALL THOSE GUN BARRELS. These ships are unfortunately rarely properly manned and almost always in home waters other than specific missions...which have more or less always been related to the middle east.
      Also, the military is finding out that guided munitions aren't the be all-end all they thought it was. Anti missile defenses can make them mostly pointless, while raw artillery is always useful. Which is why we are seeing artillery turrets being placed on newer ships as a means of giving them a bit of battleship fire capability. Problem is, this requires 4-5 ships all doing the job of a single battleship.
      Retiring battleships was a foolish decision honestly. We still have a use for them.

  • @marclytle644
    @marclytle644 2 года назад +41

    Interesting. The idea to launch a ship into space using nukes is one I ahve only read about in a novel called Footfall by Larry Niven and jerry Pounaneli. Read that back in the late 80s/early 90s.

    • @davidtherwhanger6795
      @davidtherwhanger6795 2 года назад

      That battleship was based off actual designs thought up by NASA back in the 60s.
      ruclips.net/video/7FBwXyPWG5o/видео.html

    • @Jet-ij9zc
      @Jet-ij9zc 2 года назад

      Check out Project Orion, a spaceship propulsed by nuclear bombs was a real project designed by the us Air force, nasa and darpa in the 50s and 60s.
      From what I read there's no reason to believe it wouldn't work engineering wise, the reason it was canned was due to environmental (obviously lol) and political issues

    • @Johnrich395
      @Johnrich395 2 года назад +7

      It was a plan developed in the 60’s and small scale (non-nuclear) testing showed that it was feasible.

    • @williamthehuntsman
      @williamthehuntsman Год назад +2

      ​@@Johnrich395 I have heard of these tests. Though it didn't seem possible at the time, given the lack of sufficient tech. I do think it is possible now, though. And we wouldn't even need nuclear propulsion to get into orbit.

    • @Johnrich395
      @Johnrich395 Год назад +3

      @@williamthehuntsman ruclips.net/video/Q8Sv5y6iHUM/видео.html
      I was mistaken, it was the 50’s. There were really 2 issues with the original version
      1. We didn’t have the ability to build the ship in space.
      2. We didn’t have the computing capabilities to automate the propulsion system.
      We have solved both of these problems.

  • @koaga645
    @koaga645 2 года назад +25

    Boy you best believe I'm 'bout to gangster lean the USS Texas.

    • @DepressedCrow
      @DepressedCrow 2 года назад +3

      The funniest thing is that it was the ONLY SHIP to hit its targets

    • @chrisdufresne9359
      @chrisdufresne9359 2 года назад +2

      @@DepressedCrow Don't forget the counter sniping that it did.

    • @phyrath5
      @phyrath5 5 месяцев назад

      I can just picture how much panic they'd experience seeing the Texas & Sovetsky Soyuz advancing toward them with supporting fire from the Yamato & Bismark

  • @Roosauec
    @Roosauec 11 месяцев назад +4

    I wonder if that battleship was called the "Thunderchild."

  • @sovietpowersupereme6231
    @sovietpowersupereme6231 2 года назад +9

    All I could think while listening to this was "Britannia rules the waves!"

  • @williemurkeldove2272
    @williemurkeldove2272 Год назад +3

    I have only been listening to these stories for about 2 weeks and now listen to about 30 stories! I'm officially hooked 😂😂😂

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen 11 месяцев назад +2

    Launching a "battleship" into space by using NUKES.
    That's METAL AS F*CK.

  • @LordLemoncake
    @LordLemoncake 2 года назад +9

    My phone is full of your videos converted to mp3, i usually listen to them when i go home from work on my bicycle, especially when it is night and i can see the stars, as much as i love to listen to the stories, i need to be in the mood for them, so it is hard to finish all of them, i just wanted to let you know i always try to at least like your videos, because your work is great, thank you : )

  • @colinmasterson666
    @colinmasterson666 2 года назад +31

    *Bismark and Dreadnought by Sabaton intensifies!*

    • @camohawk6703
      @camohawk6703 2 года назад +7

      Dreads nought for itself.

    • @justinsanchez6255
      @justinsanchez6255 2 года назад +4

      *Aliens decide to make submarines to counter the battleships*
      Wolfpack intensifies

  • @foxalpha09
    @foxalpha09 Год назад +6

    This would've been a better plot for Battle Ship 2012.

  • @BigBass63
    @BigBass63 2 года назад +6

    this sound like one of those really old invasion movies but from the alien's perspective

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT 2 года назад +1

      Honestly would love to watch this as a movie, tge rising horror on their faces as tge Orion battleship bears down on them, nuclear and plasma artillery blazing at them, stuff of nightmares that's entirely possible to build

  • @stalwartteakettlepotato9879
    @stalwartteakettlepotato9879 2 года назад +15

    So these aliens that have a space fleet can't deal with ships that were made extinct by ww2 era planes.

    • @WE_DONT_LIE
      @WE_DONT_LIE 2 года назад +4

      By tactics the battleships were tough and killing one with light he is next to impossible

    • @biggsdarklighter0473
      @biggsdarklighter0473 2 года назад +3

      Battleships do have some weakpoints, though. Namely the rudder. If you manage to knock out the steering of a battleship, it becomes a siege. And watch out, that it doesn't reach a harbour.

    • @assaulthetz
      @assaulthetz 7 месяцев назад

      Still, those things are floating fortresses, it takes HOURS or even DAYS to take one battleship down, unless one lucky hit from its rudder or ammunition magazine would do the minute job.

  • @Draconis7200
    @Draconis7200 2 года назад +6

    Thank you for the great video. This was a great story and you did well acting it out. Thank you for sharing this with us. :)

  • @9LiveEmpire
    @9LiveEmpire 2 года назад +1

    UUUULLLLTTRA COMBO
    Adapt evolve overcome + War is the mother of invention + don't tickle the sleeping dragon

  • @biggsdarklighter0473
    @biggsdarklighter0473 2 года назад +14

    By the way, for those who care, I believe project Orion Was discontinued After they first tried Detonation a nuke in higher atmosphere and discovered that a nuclear Explosion seriously fucks with earths magnetic field (The stuff that makes Navigation via compass viable and keeps the ozone where it belongs.)Among other reasons.

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT 2 года назад +4

      Spite is one heck of a motivator, even with the conciquences it was still enough to show those aliens the Wrath of humanity

    • @Slavicplayer251
      @Slavicplayer251 Год назад +2

      not the magnet field but it releases and emp that fucks with electronics and compasses

    • @assaulthetz
      @assaulthetz 7 месяцев назад

      I thought EMP was the problem... was I not reading it right?

  • @chbabin
    @chbabin Год назад +7

    My favorite part was they just decided to give up on developing rocket fuel and just said “ what if we just used a bunch of nukes to get to space

    • @physics_hacker
      @physics_hacker Год назад

      Well, the amount of regular rocket fuel needed for something the size of what they seemed to be sending would be ridiculous. Rocket fuel won't cut it. Nukes will definitely do the job if you're willing to deal with the consequences.

    • @chbabin
      @chbabin Год назад +1

      @@physics_hacker that’s what I’m saying, they just said fuck it instead developing a fuel that would get the job done without the consequences

  • @lancethewisp1097
    @lancethewisp1097 2 года назад +4

    The nuclear explosions were actually a real plan that got shut down it was called project Orion

  • @frederiknielsen6038
    @frederiknielsen6038 2 года назад +4

    Shouldn't have fucked with our boats...

  • @danielgioiosa9845
    @danielgioiosa9845 2 года назад +5

    I'm surprised you and Squirrel aren't working on something together.

  • @sanguiniusonvacation1803
    @sanguiniusonvacation1803 2 года назад +4

    "USS ORION ON STAND BY!"

  • @Cortanis001
    @Cortanis001 Год назад +1

    What threw me was the reference to only one major country having nukes. So this takes place around the end of WW2 then? It wasn't that long before most major countries were adding nukes to their stockpile of armaments. I also find it...odd... that humans wouldn't capture any of these drop pods or other antigrav tech to use as delivery systems for nukes anyway.

  • @redjd8557
    @redjd8557 2 года назад +1

    A battle ship riding a wave of atomic fire ...yeah that tracks

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT 2 года назад

      Project Orion, bonkers idea but the math checks out, it's actually a pretty powerful Nuclear propulsion concept that would work

  • @Voron_Aggrav
    @Voron_Aggrav 2 года назад +2

    A Single Battleship would be the Envy of Any land based Artillery battery and if this was between 1945-55 The US would have Dozens of them

  • @TheDoctorFromArknights
    @TheDoctorFromArknights 2 года назад

    13:30 AND THERE WAS MAN WHO RODE FIRE INTO THE SKY!

  • @chialeux514
    @chialeux514 4 месяца назад

    Ah, this story is the legitimate child of Harry Turtledove's "Worldwar" series ( aliens invading Earth during WW2 ) and Larry Niven's "Footfall" ( humans fighting back using an Orion-type battleship ).

  • @sevrono
    @sevrono 2 года назад +1

    fun fact, not only is there more subsurface than surface water on earth, theres more water chemically bound up in the earth than surface and subsurface sources combined

  • @archeyassassin
    @archeyassassin 2 года назад

    Normandy electric Boogaloo 2 was a success

  • @stephenaustin142
    @stephenaustin142 Год назад

    Not if they come , WHEN , they come .
    RIP and TEAR until it's done .

  • @hansdampf640
    @hansdampf640 11 месяцев назад

    having multiple starsystems but no intel... seems legit 😆

  • @laxdyn9456
    @laxdyn9456 9 месяцев назад +1

    No Yamato is sad, I would of loved to hear how the 2*\3 sister ships helped the Eastern Front or how the aliens dealt with urban combat. Do the armour help vs a knife, pick or high impact weapon (like a spike driver)

  • @jacobcompagna5304
    @jacobcompagna5304 2 года назад +1

    Aliens : attack
    Humans : oh John Paul Jones was a fight'n man, a fight'n man was he. He sailed to the west and he sailed to the east...

  • @hindermannbjorn9507
    @hindermannbjorn9507 7 месяцев назад

    Yo, run away from a species of endurance hunter. You shall know now rest anymore...

  • @BeeKisses
    @BeeKisses 2 года назад +1

    *aggressive Rule Britannia gets louder* OH FU-

  • @RoseKB22
    @RoseKB22 Год назад +1

    Hey, they forgot the sea creatures... can't traverse the ocean in river vessels and not have to worry about things like whales, sharks, and giant squids etc. They could have capsized with just the deep oceans normal waves, let alone stormy weather

  • @tristan1392
    @tristan1392 Год назад +1

    All I hear is the Star Blazers theme song.

  • @darrellmurray4928
    @darrellmurray4928 2 года назад +2

    They should be happy they didn't catch a Yamato to the face

    • @ActiveGamer3000
      @ActiveGamer3000 2 года назад

      No... noo.... 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘦

    • @garysprandel1817
      @garysprandel1817 Год назад

      Laughs in Wave Motion Gun😊

  • @JamesVanHyde
    @JamesVanHyde Год назад +1

    Say can you Seee~ ATOMIC PROPELLED SPACE BATTLESHIP!!!

  • @bernardrednix756
    @bernardrednix756 2 года назад

    I find it improbable that an interstellar empire having trouble with water vessels lightyears behind in terms of tech

  • @timobrien2813
    @timobrien2813 12 дней назад

    Thank you both. UKUK

  • @a_zoomer_history_buff_
    @a_zoomer_history_buff_ 2 года назад +1

    they did it they built Orion

  • @wolfasmr9270
    @wolfasmr9270 2 года назад +1

    Ah yes the classic Orion drive battleship.

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT 2 года назад

      I've seen the plans that were dreamed up for those when they were first conceived, it would have included nuclear warhead firing canons, still jaw-droppingly terrifying

  • @samsignorelli
    @samsignorelli 5 месяцев назад

    13:37 Uchuu senkan Yamato!!!!

  • @dragonl0ver945
    @dragonl0ver945 5 месяцев назад

    UNOPPOSED UNDER CRIMSON SKIES! IMMORTALIZED, OVER TIME THEIR LEGEND WILL RISE! AND THEIR FOES CAN'T BELIEVE THEIR EYES, BELIEVE THEIR SIZE AS THEY FALL!!!
    AND THE DREADNOUGHTS DREAD NOTHING AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!

  • @coreythebludragon1986
    @coreythebludragon1986 Год назад +1

    Aliens: *attack the USA*
    The usa: *has more guns than people*

  • @seanrobert9661
    @seanrobert9661 2 года назад

    [documented contact]

  • @peterwall8191
    @peterwall8191 2 года назад +8

    3:39 And these.."large calibre rounds" differ from those of land artillery how? Make sense damn it!
    4:33 De fuck? What about places they cant reach from the coast?
    You know what screw it ! This is like that movie where they fought the aliens with a WWII battle ship, loading the guns BY HAND! We were lucky some galaxy brain , din't think of having them just throw the things at the aliens, simply by rocking them back and forth on a rope sling!
    Screw it the whole thing is ridiculous! They had plasma weapons, but no rader ? How the hell they crossed space?
    Forget about it!

    • @nocount7517
      @nocount7517 2 года назад

      Will you chill the fuck out for once and just enjoy the story?

    • @no-gracias9863
      @no-gracias9863 2 года назад

      Lol

    • @chrisdufresne9359
      @chrisdufresne9359 2 года назад +3

      To answer your first question, ground based artillery is much easier to eliminate than any kind of ship-borne artillery. The naval artillery can easily move and keep firing whilst the land-based varieties required stationary positions to maintain constant fire.
      In regards to your second question/complaint, just embrace the popcorn movie for what it was. Battleship made little sense, but was a great turn-off-your-brain-and-enjoy flick.

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 2 года назад +1

      The most field cannons fire 4-6 inch rounds out of much shorter barrels then even destroyers the battleships at the time had between 14-16 inch guns. Also the human troops fortified positions within the battleships range

    • @garysprandel1817
      @garysprandel1817 Год назад

      Battleship is a great turn off your brain and enjoy the carnage movie. Personal favorite scenes for me us the " smile and wait for the flash " scene where the xeno learns situational awareness is still vital even when dealing with primitive apes, the kids and the old salts readying Missouri for battle to the strains of Thunderstruck and the crusty old salt let's drop some lead on these mother feckers,.

  • @Sho_veL
    @Sho_veL 9 месяцев назад

    >Starts at Germany and it's surroundings
    >Goes for France
    >The Brits, French and remaining humans evacuate to British Mainland
    >They could not invade Britain
    >Invasion of Russia instead goes well
    >Then Russia pushes them back to mainland Europe
    >The western nations come back to land on the shores of France, alien coastline defenses meant nothing
    >Slowly losing on the east and west until they no longer existed on Earth's surface
    that sounds oddly familiar

  • @brentkalmbacher9092
    @brentkalmbacher9092 11 месяцев назад

    Welcome to earth. We're your new neighbors and you just punched us.

  • @TheHellbillyx
    @TheHellbillyx 9 месяцев назад

    Don't f.. mess with the Navy.

  • @marxel4444
    @marxel4444 2 года назад +2

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @deadman42
    @deadman42 Год назад

    Humanity operates on the rule of fuck around and find out

  • @kevinmcdonald6446
    @kevinmcdonald6446 10 месяцев назад

    Read a little Turtledove, Niven and Pournelle, have we?

  • @_Muzolf
    @_Muzolf 2 года назад

    Once again, humanity is saved by the invading aliens being stupid as heck, and not doing their homework for an invasion.

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 2 года назад +3

    Was it USS Montana or HMS Vengeance?

    • @Mystaroo
      @Mystaroo 2 года назад +1

      Or it could be the HMS Warspite of the time as there has been several HMS Warspite's. They carry some of the most, if not the most Battle Honours of the Royal Navy.

  • @Shinobubu
    @Shinobubu 9 месяцев назад

    Battleship Yamato moment

  • @mac-gyver1152
    @mac-gyver1152 2 года назад +4

    Great story 👍🏻
    Keep up the great work 🙏
    D-Day 2.0

  • @jupity
    @jupity 2 года назад +1

    Britannia rules the waves.

  • @someasiandude4797
    @someasiandude4797 11 месяцев назад

    We skipped the tech tree in space travel and just nuked ourselves into spaxe

  • @oliviermongeon4103
    @oliviermongeon4103 2 года назад +1

    Space battleship yamato vibe

  • @johnnyanderson2-roblox185
    @johnnyanderson2-roblox185 Год назад +1

    The most powerful army in Europe with 7-11 million veteran soldiers, the largest tank and artillery army and one of the most powerful industries on the planet
    *Ez win, conquered in 4 months*
    Some floating artillery batteries in the water
    *Oh noooo we can't win!!!!*

    • @Slavicplayer251
      @Slavicplayer251 Год назад

      yeah well the xeno’s said it themselves “weak amour” “useless weapons” so i’d say that it’s pretty logical but also a bit odd considering that uk bomber command would show em’ what for with 3000 units of arial fuck you cause a tallboy weighs more than a 16” shell

    • @johnnyanderson2-roblox185
      @johnnyanderson2-roblox185 Год назад

      @@Slavicplayer251 What I'm mostly getting at is how a battleship causes more damage than tens of thousands of artillery pieces, with not to mention an industry capable of constantly pumping out tanks and artillery.

  • @WE_DONT_LIE
    @WE_DONT_LIE 2 года назад

    Thanks!

  • @WallNutBreaker524
    @WallNutBreaker524 Год назад

    The seas have been tamed by human weapons.

  • @asiseeit2041
    @asiseeit2041 6 месяцев назад

    Love the story

  • @thalaseamyst3934
    @thalaseamyst3934 Год назад

    Hope someday you'll read fanfics like Worldfall.

  • @jaskim5723
    @jaskim5723 8 месяцев назад

    So aliens commanded by a guy with the initials AH attacked right after WW2 and used the same basic plans and got the same results?

  • @TheSolidSnakeOil
    @TheSolidSnakeOil 3 месяца назад

    Please tell me the battleship they nuked into orbit was called the Yamamoto.

  • @samsignorelli
    @samsignorelli 5 месяцев назад

    Apparently, the aliens didn't pay attention to battles like Samar or the sinking of Yamato...oopsie.

  • @greigelle9251
    @greigelle9251 2 года назад

    They fucked around and they found out A LOT.

  • @widdershins5383
    @widdershins5383 Год назад +1

    Good story but it sounds just like harry turtledove and his world war series lol it just doesn’t mention how addictive ginger is to these aliens hahaha

  • @SergeyWaytov
    @SergeyWaytov 2 года назад +1

    Hey! I know this one, its really good and interesting story!

  • @cameronknox7567
    @cameronknox7567 2 года назад +2

    “The armies of the United States, the British empire, and the French republic. As a Canadian, am I a joke to you? Grounded considering what the Canadians did during World War II, we probably would’ve supplied snipers, and then attached ourselves to the Americans, especially during the invasion of our home continent, simply because there are more Americans than Canadians, at least military wise. Well, at that time at least. Although I do think at some point during that era the Canadians had the largest military, although I think that was more because the ones who could’ve had a larger one just didn’t want to.

    • @Johnrich395
      @Johnrich395 2 года назад +3

      “British empire”, Canada wasn’t considered a separate country until the Constitution act in the 1980’s.

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT 2 года назад

      Maybe we (Canadians) were focused on building the Orion, after all it would take a while to forge that monster

    • @vonSchwartzwolfe
      @vonSchwartzwolfe 11 месяцев назад

      Just so you know, the population of Los Angeles is bigger then the population of Canada.

  • @Terran.Marine.2
    @Terran.Marine.2 7 месяцев назад

    If a home (or a planet) is invaded, non combatants are no longer a thing, are they?

  • @DanJones-np8xb
    @DanJones-np8xb 7 месяцев назад

    Hahahaha.
    I love that this invasion began in eastern Europe!
    Possibly the worst tactical launching point for a global scale war, from a species that has mastered space flight, and presumably orbit establishing launches from planetary surfaces...

  • @sephirothphoton3540
    @sephirothphoton3540 2 года назад

    The irony in the is that they captain is in charge of the ship that translates to Lucifer. Aka one of the greatest of the archangels.

  • @thatonesaltygerman5163
    @thatonesaltygerman5163 2 года назад

    This sounds.... familiar

  • @MB-tc7tw
    @MB-tc7tw 2 года назад +2

    I’m surprised the aliens seemed impressed by the battle ships and didn’t just orbitally bombard them. That sounds relatively easy. Seeing their confusion from facing submarines would be hilarious though. Coming from a planet without deep oceans I could see them not having the tech to even find them unless they surface and they can stay underwater for months. Water is an extremely good heat absorber so even if they could find the submarines they probably couldn’t actually harm them, but if they’re outfitted with nukes they probably could create some serious no fly zones over battle ship groups. Against these kinds of aliens the submarines seem like the hard counter if we put some in places like the Great Lakes and the Gulf of Mexico as well as the oceans then most of America would be safe and America is the best at inspiring and funding violent uprisings around the world so the aliens would have to destroy everything or fight tooth and nail for booby trapped scorched earth the rest of their campaign.

    • @Slavicplayer251
      @Slavicplayer251 Год назад

      not back in ww2 a sub could stay under for at max 48 hours but most could only mange 36 or 24

    • @Slavicplayer251
      @Slavicplayer251 Год назад

      plus the tech to make enough fissile material wasn’t invented yet the bomb we used on hiroshima had 80% of the worlds supply of u-238 and it took 3.5 years with over 400 cyclertrons working 24/7 to make it. and both trinity and fatman had 80% of the plutonium on the planet
      which took an equally long time to make

  • @Dedsec-m9r
    @Dedsec-m9r 9 месяцев назад

    Yeeting a ship into space with nukes sounds very American, also did they really think they could pull a Austrian painter on us IN A ROW
    (They took central Europe, then France, and then invaded the USSR only to get pushed back HARD. This is what i mean

  • @SFDISME
    @SFDISME 5 месяцев назад

    We as a people are an odd bunch. We can fight with eachother and wage war, but if an alien invasion came We would unite and stand as one. No matter what wars we faught or were fighting. We would stop shooting at eachoher and start shooting at our new enemy. Hatred would turn to comradery and brotherly love. If this were to happen irl we would be one united people. I honestly thing it would create a lasting peace

  • @paxamericania5923
    @paxamericania5923 2 года назад

    Wonder if the encountered early UN humanity or before UN was formed.

  • @devanmitchem8001
    @devanmitchem8001 2 года назад +1

    hooyah NAVY