“I tried playing Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War”
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- Опубликовано: 28 июл 2022
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Yeah I know it's Bargain Band I'm sorry
Huge shoutout to Lennople for supplying me with the skeleton.
He's an amazing artist and you can check out his work here:
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Birth of the Holy Knight - Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
Verdane Army - Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
Crisis 1 - Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
Lionheart Eldigan - Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
Grannvale Army 1 - Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
End of Despair - Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
Inheritors of Light - Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
Dragon Knights of Thracia - Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
Thracia Army - Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
Miletos Army - Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
Versus Julius - Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War 
Игры
"And it only took 40 years." I'm sorry about the wait everyone, I've been fighting depression and burnout but I'm getting better. This might be my last fire emblem video for a while, I'd like to try and branch out. I took my sweet time playing through Genealogy and genuinely enjoyed it all the way to the end. My only hiccup was the damn sleep staff... I'm happy to have experienced this game and I'm sure it'll only get better on subsequent playthroughs. If you haven't played Fire Emblem you should check it out, it's a cool series.
It only took 40 years because that’s how long the average Genealogy map is.
We greatly appreciate the FE videos and your content, but your mental health is much more important. Hope you start feeling a lot better Bismix!
Imagine not using Arden, what a casual amirite?
But seriously don’t worry about it! We are all family here and we’re glad you’re back!
It's good that you're working on you, Bis. Your comedy would be great for other games.
I understand man, it’s tough. Take as much time as you need and don’t be afraid to branch out. I’ll watch whatever bc regardless of the subject matter you’re always a delight.
Also FE4 is sick, thank god for Project Naga
When the world needed him the most, he returned at last. He was a bit tired, and worn out but everyone was happy to see him.
I knew there was gonna be a this comment. But props to u for doing it first and adding that last wholesome bit. Thank you
Genealogy does that sometimes
@@thecheesemeister7863 My man. 👍🤝
FE4 destoys a man.
Should’ve known Sigurd was gonna die. He had Seliph, making him officially a Fire Emblem Dad.
The ending was still so sad😭😭😭
Chrom:....
@@Wagonman-h1k Chrom does die, Lucina just goes back in time to change history and give events where he doesn't
@@ness6099 yeah, Awakening's entire plot is to save Chrom from the dad curse
Eliwood: "I do not have such weakness."
"Huh? Tailtiu survived the battle of Belhalla? That's great! I can't wait to see her aga- oh... OH GOD"
Pretty much my reaction right there.
Fuck Fe4 Hilda
I loved her so much it breaks my heart what happened to her
@@Mariofanatic22Gen 1 is such a tragedy
Hilda & Bloom: Oh hello there! You like that lass, do you? WELL THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD!
"Finn's falling off, you need to drop him."
"NEVER"
Relatable. So hecking relatable.
Finn is MVP man
He has a horse AND he has Pursuit.
That automatically makes him better than half of the cast.
@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 tbf pursuit isn't be all end all, it's a good skill but a lot of the top tiers function just fine without it
@@sadagusfate So, you're saying Arden's quest has been in vain?
@@sadagusfate uhhh, what top tiers? Besides Lewyn if you don’t have pursuit or a brave weapon you can’t really function in combat. And brave weapons are usually better on people with pursuit anyway
Abusing the Arena. A time honored tradition in Fire Emblem.
Sponsored by tailtyu
"this master knight promotion better be worth-"
*Face of shock and awe staring at the best class in the game*
Absolutely loved the transition to gen 2 with the haircut.
Heeeey thanks Paul!
I could’ve sworn there was something up
You have no idea how much I missed hearing "OR I COULD USE THE WARP STAFF!"
Finn never falls off. As long as you feed him all the gen 1 statbooster villages and don’t pair him and make sure his brave lance gets over 50 kills before gen 2 starts by having someone else pass it down and then sell it back to him.
I’m trying this next time
IMO he actually just needs to promote (or get around Level 15) and he'll be fine in Chapter 7 when he shows up with the iron lance. The armor knights that he has to fight there aren't very strong at all.
Also a quick "tip" for that part of chap 7
If you give an armorslayer to ethylin Leif can almost one round all armor knights. You can also give a magic sword to fee and move her down to have one more unit to deal with the reinforcements. She can set ups kills for Leif, deal with the bandits or with the mages and help protecting Nanna
@@InigoTK eh the issue with that is just simply lief doesn't need the xp from them outside of an ltc so having him try grind of them is either tediously slow or just risks his life, instead you can just simply return staff him, have him arena, and then give him the shield sword to face down eldigans group
yeah this is what happened with my Finn
he probably killed the most enemies in my own playthrough and even killed the majority of the deadlords
Dew isn’t actually fine there. After 13 turns when his weapon breaks and tanks his speed he’s in real trouble.
LOL
IIRC the non-boss axe guys won't attack him on a forest.
Dew is actually safe on a Forest. if it was an animation; he'd be trolling every single one of them.
@@horsejohnson7499 they leave him alone because they have 0 hit against him, you'll run into the same issue once you get the funny green book
@@Pwrplus5 That 0 hit rate actually led to me waiting for a minute for a battle to end since dew dealt one damage in the arena.
"I just don't wanna use Lex as a Father, he can't pass on weapons and he just lacks abilities like Pursuit and Critical"
"Did I mention BOTH kids get the Neir Blood and Paragon?"
"Can I make Lex EVERYONE'S father?"
Wait Lex Luther is in this game!?
Bro I feel that “I forgot to move Brigid” so freaking much. Valkyrie staff ftw
i was lucky as frick my first playthrough. i moved her in a slightly wrong direction; but kept moving her towards Claud all the while she was getting attacked by a merc. i never had so much stress de-dumbing myself from a situation, being that one mess up in FE4 tends to lead to alot of death of a unit on your side.
I just don't bother moving her as I've never been able to save her
@@lucasgreer1736 i've never lost her; though i guess i can understand how being she's almost right ontop of the enemies from the get go.
I lost aideen on this very map the exact same way, forgot to move her out of the castle i put her in for "safety"
"I forgot to move Brigid." A timeless struggle.
"wait a minute;... if i sacrifice one of my units to Julius and Ishtar they'll go away!? .... HANNIBAL!" got me so hard after the "I really wanna help you Hannibal but you're really making this difficult!" i almost choked on my snack.
''I forgot to move Brigid.''
I felt that one
It's ok, Claude has a magic stick that will make her right as rain
@@Kryptnyt No Yewfelle for you.
Thank god for in-game savestates.
It's ok I forget to move Shannan once in a while.
I made that mistake on my second playthrough. Very mean of them to introduce the Valkyrie staff to incentivize using it immediately.
00:59 I want Bismix to voice a Brigand in the future Fire Emblem Game!
1:16 This is a great audition!
"I'll just enemy phase [infamous unit]"
"Gasp!"
I really need to know what this means.
@@SyxxPunk Ayra and Jamke are recruitable units that you have to talk to with Sigurd (the main character) in order to get. Thing is, they start as enemies first and aggro immediately. Second thing is, they have REALLY fucking high offensive stats and skills so if you try to bait them in odds are they will absolutely murder anyone you tried it with.
Ishtar is a boss unit that not only has really high offensive stats and a really scary skillset like the 2 above, she also has a Holy Weapon (basically game breaking super weapons). If you try to enemy phase/bait her in, she will absolutely delete the unit you baited with out of existence. Her holy weapon is also magic tome, and this is a game where basically everyone has 0 res (magic defense).
The gasp is meant to capture the player's surprise when they thought they would survive the encounter.
@@personontheinternet2164 The gasp is justified.
@@personontheinternet2164 it's as good as the surprised Pikachu face.
@@personontheinternet2164 I thought Edain recruits Jamke, not Sigurd.
"Whoever gave Tyrfing and Mysteltainn res.... Thank you."
Oh. Oh dear God I felt that one. I haven't played FE4 in over 5 years but I still very clearly remember how hard Ares and Seliph carry the last chapter just because they are the only offensive units with more than like, 10 res.
What about the unit with the funny green tome?
@@jokx4409 he can easily get hit with sleep staves. Amd then there is the pegesus trio near the end. Ugh.
@@leargamma4912 ...Just like Ares and Seliph?
@@jokx4409 yeah no seliph is inmune to sleep staves at base if he has the tyrfing equipped and ares gets enough res by the time he promotes to have above 21 res (the maximun any sleep staff user has) with mystletainn.
We missed you Bismix , I hope everything gets better for you. Take your time and make any video you want. I listen to your videos while at work all the time and it makes my day to add another to the list.
The fact you were able to comment on most of what you wanted and the entire 50-70 hour game in a four minute video takes some real grit and chops! Well done Bismix! So many of the call outs are true tho, Pavise is actually dumb in this game and FE5 lol. The enemy phase jokes and enemy canto/no choke point joke is soooo different than any other FE. Looking forward to whatever comes out next from ya, but take as long as ya need obviously. Here’s hoping life gives ya some real upturns in the future.
"Oh shit, enemy canto"
I FELT THAT
RIP Jamke he never saw zayne coming
The haircut to show the transition between Gen 1/2 was such a good touch.
“Thank god Quan and Ethlyn are Back…”
I read the Manga version of this scene and, fuck.
😢
What chapter in the manga is this?
@@sagestoneape7725 skip to chapters 46-47. And while i just finished reading it and there's enough yuck that i wouldn't recommend the oosawa manga.
@@ganceann5930 what kinda yuck we talking about? 👀
@@Evilriku13sorry for the late response but by yuck i mean oosawa is a gross creep to the point where she writes in, for no reason, Eldigan x Lachesis to a disturbing degree it ruins Eldigan's character completely. He falls in love with her when she was 12 🤮 and then the manga vilifies his wife as some jealous b**** as if its unreasonable to be upset.
Lastly if you though it was over after he dies... NOPE. Oosawa ships SeliphxJulia and makes Larcei in love with Shannan and upset he doesn't love her back even though Shannan brings up the fact that he raised her. Which is such wtf levels of disappointment seeing her character get reduced to that since this is right after Larcei and Ulster get such a good emotional arc when fighting Dannan(their father is lex). Also Sigurd walks in on Dierdre bathing naked and throws himself at her to prevent her from leaving like no oosawa this stuff is not as endearing as you think it is. Tried to redeem/sympathize villains even when they shouldn't be. She tries to throw this stuff in the manga any chance she gets(and she pushes it way too far everytime i am barely scratching the surface chapters 21-22 and 65 are a must skip). I would never recommend this to anyone who has been groomed or a victim of SA (especially by a family member).
you can always just skip to the best parts like battle of belhalla 52-55, the fight with Dannan 60-62, Dierdre taking over a castle in 14, Sigurd punching sandima in 7, 67-68 oifey electrocutes an entire army in a large puddle . Thracia arc 86-present chapters.
This one absolutely needs a remastered edition!
I feel like the next game in the series might be an FE4 remake
Just a gut feeling I've had for a while
damn, this will be so much funnier when I actually play geneaology
You should dew it 👀
@@bismix4 More like Dedue it, amirite?
@@Ridgwaycer I can't tell if you didn't get the joke or if you are just really unfunny and can't read the room.
Hint: Dew is the Thief.
@@Ridgwaycer Given Dew is a character in FE4 and Dedue isn't, no. No you are not. 👀
As someone who only got halfway through chapter and just absorbed the rest of the game through random tweets, the part about enemy phasing Jamke is something i felt personally.
That “What do you mean he's leaving!?” part had me laughing my gut out for 5 straight minutes 😂
Ha... Rookie. My Quan left in Chapter 1. With Ethlyn in tow. (cries)
Me: I could congratulate Bismix for coming back because I watched all of his videos
Also me: OR I COULD USE THE WARP STAFF
You know, I could pair characters naturally as I play… OR I COULD PLAY EUGEN-
1st playthrough of a Fire Emblem game: "Haha, these two are a cute couple."
2nd playthrough (in Hellsing Ultimate Abridged's Major voice): "Gentlemen, it's time... for us to make... _ze SUPERSOLDIERS!"_
I want a mod where everyone is Lex’s kid, I just wanna see how funny it’d be. Only units that suffer are Lester and Diermud IMO.
@@Jason_Ultimate 10th Playthrough : How bad can I make every children? Let's find out!
@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 I think you just have to not pair any 1st Gen units so you get those "bad clones"
@@dooglassdorenal7875 some "bad clones" are arguably better than the originals
"Yeah, well that green unit? Didn't feel like dodging"
To be fair when DO they feel like dodging? In any game in the series?
Pent the absolute legend, that's when
Three houses.
That green female swordswoman is deadly as hell.
@@benjaythewhite Oh right, the Catherine replacement swordmaster, she's a beast, she left Edelgard at 1 hp in my latest playthrough
jaffar in battle before dawn tbh
Seems you haven't heard of the legends called Jaffar and Pent...
That's also a good way to describe Fire Emblem 5:
"I'll just go and enemy phase-- **Horrified gasp** "
Remember that it is YOUR life to work with, not ours. We enjoy your content, but our enjoyment will never under any circumstance outweigh your health and sanity. We appreciate all you do Bismix! Can’t wait to see the branched out content man!
It's been long enough that I forgot about the whole “OR I COULD USE THE WARP STAFF” joke but when it came up I smiled like I was reunited with an old comrade
I just realized that at 2:52 the second the next generation is mentioned, Bis gets a haircut and that's just amazing.
Fun fact, even at level 1 Julia can still survive 1 hit against Julius.
Book of Naga ftw
And that is how i beat the scion of darkness with my lvl 3 stat screwed julia. Huddled all my healers and dermott next to her, so that she can fight julius on both phases and be at top health.
God I love FE4, so big, so large, so great, so humongus, so infuriating, so stupid, so, soo.... amazing. Best game of the franchise.
I feel you. It's the most toxic relationship ever and I wouldn't have any other way
4:05 Genealogy of the afternoon nap is one of the best Fire emblem games ever made.
Aw, Lex and Tailtiu are so cute together, they’re perfect…
… Wait what do you mean by “their kids’ stats will be horrendous?”
Lex is arthurs second best dad lmao, wrath vantage thoron kills every generic and a bunch bosses up till chapter 10 forest at base and then it only needs 1 point of magic to kill all of chapter 10s generics, and is fully consistent
I felt that.
Lex Arthur goes hard
You get DOGTURD STATS
but
You get ENEMY PHASE IMMORTALITY
Finally... A reason to finish the Fe4 playthrough I've left in the dust for months.
I'll be back...
(Unlike Sigurd)
Nooooooooo
yea because sigurd is at the barbecue :))) grillin
God i started a playthrough of my own like a year ago and stopped playing at chapter 2 after recruiting Beowolf and Lewyn and had to hurry back to the main castle AND get back to the chokepoints to dwfend against all those damn knights.
@@xacmashe3852 my guy just teleport lewyn by himself to the castle and stick all your OP units at the choke, GG EZ
Okay srs, i struggled with that the first time too lol
"Three Hopes when?"
But in all honesty, I love this series. Every joke hits way too close. Please keep it up!
Honestly this style of comedy never gets old and to see you back making videos is great
0:58 I've had this internal struggle playing this chapter so much.
I feel like more people would consider Hannibal if his recruit condition wasn't halfway into a map filled with enemies.
Funny time to upload this, since I’m starting of my first Genealogy playthrough myself. Good to know what very awesome and cool things this game has in store for me (:
I actually never had trouble recruiting Hannibal. After his squad died, I just put a unit on his castle and he just sits there motionless untill I save Cairpre.
Meanwhile in Thracia
"Am I worried about the Final Map.. Pfft no... No I didn't buy any door keys"
And thieves like Perne just won't cut it.
Just finished this game the other day and I can confirm that this video pretty much sums up the entire FE4 experience (rest in Forsetti never forgetti)
You need Dew to open the bridge.... HERE WE GO STROLLING AGAIN.
Fun fact: Balmung!Larcei can force Julius down to 0 hit with the following combinations
3x Charm (requires Laylea), lover, Seliph leadership, Sibling, Speed Ring and cap and at least 27 Lck (17 if Seliph has 3rd star from not resetting).
Of course, getting her with Balmung requires a specific set of pairings and a complex glitch, so most will never be able to try this sadly.
How do you even get Larcei to use Balmung? Doesn't she need major whatever blood?
@@Posby95 Pair Ayra and Holyn to get her major Od blood, get Shannon killed after he obtains Balmung, then use a reset glitch when you revive him with the Valkyrie staff to make Balmung appear in the pawn shop, allowing Larcei and Skatach to buy it. It's complex and definitely not worth it since Shannon with Balmung is still great and the twins can just use a Brave Sword or other A rank sword to perform as well as they need to.
@@Posby95 you can break balmung then sell the broken weapon and buy it with larcei then repair it if she has major odo blood from holyn
This was an amazing video, I’m so glad you came back, Bis! We’ve missed you, and I’m glad you’re getting better mentally. I can’t wait to see what content you decide to post in the future!
I make a joke about Bis taking so long to emulate the timeskip in a stream recently and he is like "Gotta get the timeskip design right". Then I watch this and realize he actually has his hair shorter for Gen 2, Emulating how Seliph's hair is more tame than Sigurd. That's dedication.
0:20 I feel this. "Good".
I swore to myself that Genealogy would be the only FE I'd never play, but that all changed, when the Bismix nation attacked.
Anyway, hope you've been doing better man, super glad to see you again.
1:29 No one though Pavise was a great idea, it's been messed up in every game its been in lol. In FE 4,5,9, and 10 it's literally haha luck% BS bingo time and then in FE 8 they decided to make it even more messed up by making it enemy level dependent LMAO. So example, Lvl 20 Amelia vs Lvl 1 Bandit = 1% Great Shield proc. These games were coded worse than Melee.
Wait; it was ENEMY LEVEL based? wow. i'm actually glad all the time i fought enemy generals i had a low level unit dunk on them for EXP.
It's well coded, it's just that the formula/skill is bad
@@CallofDutyBlackOps28 It's based on the general's level.
@@flint8291 Not in Sacred Stones it isn't. It's the level of whoever the General is fighting. Yes, it's dumb.
@@aclashoffireandice4084 Is it??
BABE! WAKE UP! NEW BISMIX VID!
Missed you man. Your content is always a joy to watch FE or otherwise. I needed this since I've been having a rough week after both losing my car and my job so thanks for the laughs.
Good to see you back, Bismix! The haircut between Gen 1 and 2? NICE touch.
This game is fun on a first playthrough, but the ones after are so fun to optimize and experiment with, especially gen 2. Glad you had fun and you're taking care of yourself!
2:45 the saddest moment in my gaming history
I love the sketches for the drawings.
This one was my favorite! The enjoy for them are genuine.
The funny thing is that I actually rewatched many of your vids the other day, so it's nice to see you back, always like the content and jokes
I feel so sorry bismix I wish you get better we all love you my mouth dropped when I saw a new video from you
The music cutting out when you were talking about the master knight promotion really got me NGL, great subversion of the usual disappointment from promotions
Forgetting to move Brigid is something.
But what about not giving her Yewfelle and only realize it halfway through chapter 4?
I've been rewatching all your videos because they have such rewatch value and they never get old. Hope you start feeling better and glad to see another older FE series on your channel pop up. Can't wait to see what other series you end up spoofing in the future and I'm sure all of them will be as amazing as the metroid/monster hunter/mario kart etc etc ones. Love all the content!
that chapter 2 section is just... perfection. it's a fun map when you know what you're doing but on a first run.... good god.
also i don't know if was intentional but i love that you got a haircut between generations, hope short hair Bismix inherited some good items!
2:55 I love the touch of Bismix's haircut when he says next generation.
2:30 I still miss them sometimes
I'm so happy to see you uploading again! I hope you get better and manage to beat your depression! Can't wait to see what content you have in store for the channel, even if it's not FE videos, your style of videos is very entertaining
Giving Sigurd all your rings is so unique
Rewatched most of these yesterday, and today you drop this. Hell yeah.
"No I haven't leveled up Julia"
Not like that matters anyway cause that Naga tome is busted as hell!
Well done dude, you really hit on a ton of the first-play crazy experiences one has with this game.
"It's been 3000 years"
Welcome back Bismix. Though I... REALLY hate fe4 for a lot of reasons, I'll look forward to seeing what you have in store in the future.
FE4s biggest strength is it’s gameplay integrated storytelling and epic scale.
It’s biggest flaw is how brutally difficult it is, and how unreasonably tight certain side objectives are (seriously even IF you know how to do it, it’s often random chance or very very specific how you do it). There’s secret, and then there’s just cryptic. There’s challenging and then there’s nonsense that makes most players quit a few chapters in. Kind of a shared flaw with Thracia which itself also shares strengths.
@@ramenbomberdeluxe4958 fair enough. Though personally I'm really not a fan of games that in my eyes, the gameplay and story integration goes to far. I'm fine with it in small amounts but fe4 went WAY overboard for me.
@@medoagamer9497 Yeah, like, it definitely, should it ever get a remake, needs a balance of some kind if it will ever hope to succeed today.
@@ramenbomberdeluxe4958I dunno, I think FE4 is one of the easiest entries in the series. Because even if you don't pair anyone, Seliph, Oifey, Ares and Leif are guaranteed, Seliph pretty much can snowball after a few paragon level ups. The only 2 gripes with the difficulty come with the final boss and the Sleep staves. And even then, you have a cheese strategy to kill Julius without even using Julia or Naga. The maps are long and tedious, but not that difficult imo.
Wooo! Seriously, thank you! I understand burn out, and know that getting a video finished like this can be tough. Great work, as always
I'm glad you're back bis and I'm excited to see what you have planned for the future
I loved this so much, genealogy is my favorite. You also perfectly summed up chapter 2 and why its my favorite chapter in the series lol. I also loved the haircut for gen 2 that one really cracked me up
This is such a perfect video for FE4, absolutely amazing work
Just when I was rewatching your old Fire Emblem videos after a long time, this pops up and I’m excited! 😆
Stumbled across this channel completely by accident while searching for Sacred Stone content. Now I never want to leave.
Loved it, a masterpiece as always.
Ohhhhh yes! Genealogy is my favorite game ever, I'm so excited to watch this!
And don't worry about the wait. Your health is more important
always a joy to watch your vids, happy to see you back
Excited to see another entry in this series!!
This man never fails to make a banger video every single time with a 100% hit and crit rate.
YES YOURE BACK! If you need some shoulder to cry on bro I got you! I'm just glad that you're ok and back in action! Favorite series so far!
The haircut transition was beautiful
Amazing work as always. Glad to see you are taking care of yourself!
3:20
Oof that’s painful…
(3:52) I would have sacrificed Lester.
BISMIX!!!! Im so happy to see you post and take all the time you need to help yourself! We love you ❤️
Was watching old vids recently but didn't expect a new upload while doing so, a coincidence to be sure but definitely a welcome one!
i can relate. took me 4 years, and several restarts until I learned what i needed to beat it
4:15 I’m sure it doesn’t matter. The Naga tome is just that good
rewatching it time and time again, and both "neverrr" and "i forgot to move Brighid" are still my favorite parts. So true...
was just checking for new videos yesterday lol. take all the time you need man and just do what you feel like.
1:33 Yes
Genealogy of the Holy War is my favorite FE game! Thanks so much for making a funny video on one of my favorite games! It’s good to see you back!
I stopped recording for a project the moment I saw this. This is way more important!
Also I hope you get better soon Bismix, take all the time you need!
Been waiting for this one. Thanks for the vid and welcome back! 👍