Khalyla | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @TheoVon
    @TheoVon  3 года назад +319

    bit.ly/theovonclips

    • @JustinHaynes123
      @JustinHaynes123 3 года назад +4

      @@dt-hf8vz ahhhh shut up ya know?

    • @Im-just-Stardust
      @Im-just-Stardust 3 года назад +6

      @@JustinHaynes123 Be good to yourself.

    • @moonrock5324
      @moonrock5324 3 года назад +2

      just laugh

    • @dt-hf8vz
      @dt-hf8vz 3 года назад +4

      @@JustinHaynes123 yeah you right

    • @bobdebuilda3877
      @bobdebuilda3877 3 года назад +9

      Feel more like family🤣🤣 lawd if that aint the one arm hug of words idk what is

  • @AN-cy7xm
    @AN-cy7xm 3 года назад +4791

    Someone needs to put a camera on Bobby when he's watching this.

    • @sai9507
      @sai9507 3 года назад +22

      lol

    • @angelotro
      @angelotro 3 года назад +334

      "...stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop..."

    • @AlexChecho
      @AlexChecho 3 года назад +315

      He would have his eyes closed the whole time, trying to absorb the pain

    • @MasterOfNone1980
      @MasterOfNone1980 3 года назад +89

      Yea yea yea yea yea

    • @stickyone11
      @stickyone11 3 года назад +13

      that would be a waste of time and thoroughly unfunny

  • @TheArtofGuitar
    @TheArtofGuitar 3 года назад +4300

    Theo should have worn a tuxedo for this.

    • @HerbalistGuybrush
      @HerbalistGuybrush 3 года назад +8

      watched your top concerts some hours ago, now we are here

    • @criticman123
      @criticman123 3 года назад +53

      Pfffffffff hahahahahaha idk why that cracked me up so much imagining him just sitting there like he's ready for an 84 prom

    • @timkreun586
      @timkreun586 3 года назад +7

      Never thought I’d see you comment on a TPW pod! Gang gang brother

    • @Noah-ir3os
      @Noah-ir3os 3 года назад

      Smh, now they gotta re do it

    • @brianpacheco1927
      @brianpacheco1927 3 года назад +4

      Lex Friedman style

  • @onetimebear5681
    @onetimebear5681 3 года назад +3785

    Khalyla: "I will never date another comic in my life"
    Theo: *"LOOK I CAN GET A NEW JOB OKAY"*

    • @braxtonkelsch7383
      @braxtonkelsch7383 3 года назад +101

      “I’ll do a damn front side piggyback on you” 😂

    • @pawdre5151
      @pawdre5151 3 года назад +8

      Time stamp?

    • @tseland
      @tseland 3 года назад +35

      @@pawdre5151 25:49

    • @pawdre5151
      @pawdre5151 3 года назад +35

      @@tseland gang gang brother thank you✊

    • @chuckb8877
      @chuckb8877 3 года назад +19

      Is she still fucking bobby cause she really likes him for being him and definitely not cause the fame or money?

  • @coleslaw7evencommented10ye2
    @coleslaw7evencommented10ye2 Год назад +117

    Its so surreal to know someone like theo exists in this world. His train of thoughts are just something else

  • @philipjordan8852
    @philipjordan8852 3 года назад +570

    Bobby needs to post himself watching and commentating this interview

    • @timmay8558
      @timmay8558 3 года назад +1

      Yeah no shit lol

    • @Cheatrrr
      @Cheatrrr 3 года назад +15

      She definitely cheats on bobby

    • @melancholic5899
      @melancholic5899 3 года назад +14

      @@Cheatrrr Yeah right, because you know what's going on in their lives by just watching their podcast.

  • @braziman18
    @braziman18 3 года назад +2089

    Khalyla: “I wish Bobby would be a little bit more jealous”
    Theo: “I would get tattoo of myself: Jealous Man”
    Khalyla: “I don’t do well with jealous people”
    Theo: “I would get that shit remoooooved”
    Lmao Theo dropping gems

  • @nickmaraganis4432
    @nickmaraganis4432 3 года назад +3331

    Did I just watch a hour long pod cast of Theo convincing khalila that Bobby’s gonna die soon and then proceeds to give her a pitch on why she should date him...I’m ded😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Civilmonkey1
      @Civilmonkey1 3 года назад +9

      And did you?

    • @VampireGranny
      @VampireGranny 3 года назад +17

      yeah did you died?

    • @bensonnick169
      @bensonnick169 3 года назад +66

      Yes, guys...its with a heavy heart, I inform you that Nick Maraganis is officially deceased. He died doing what he loved, watching a comedian try to talk his living-friend's wife, into dating him once he dies. You can't make this stuff up...except in a RUclips comment section.

    • @weztciide619
      @weztciide619 3 года назад +1

      Subliminal sharking smh

    • @VampireGranny
      @VampireGranny 3 года назад +8

      Ripperooni in pepperoni Nickerooni Margeroni

  • @persia888
    @persia888 2 года назад +99

    There seems to be chemistry every time these two chat. They seem very fond of each other. I think that’s why she gets messages like that.

    • @Retahhd
      @Retahhd Год назад +3

      cause Theo flirts and she doesnt notice but we do

    • @adaabeja2061
      @adaabeja2061 Год назад +22

      @@Retahhd she notices. She is pretending not to.

  • @jarrettthomas4865
    @jarrettthomas4865 3 года назад +4107

    Theo finally getting the guest on in which he solely created the podcast for

    • @susanbennett9062
      @susanbennett9062 3 года назад +63

      Lmao

    • @deanol1026
      @deanol1026 3 года назад +47

      LMAO

    • @sirelllingtob
      @sirelllingtob 3 года назад +26

      So fucking funny!

    • @Anthoneyyy
      @Anthoneyyy 3 года назад +61

      How is this funny? Theo’s known for snaking his friends/fans gf’s

    • @kyle1376
      @kyle1376 3 года назад +14

      @@Anthoneyyy there was that one fan. can you name another time?

  • @dominick366
    @dominick366 3 года назад +3605

    bobby is 100% never letting her back on this podcast without him lmao

    • @angsmith5767
      @angsmith5767 3 года назад +271

      the one w bobby and her he still flirted the whole time tbh😭

    • @dominick366
      @dominick366 3 года назад +229

      @@angsmith5767 the infamous death stare episode lmaoo

    • @tomtalksmovies4825
      @tomtalksmovies4825 3 года назад +75

      I dont think bobby cares very much lol

    • @712Joe
      @712Joe 3 года назад +53

      Bobby don’t run shit😂

    • @k9is2sick
      @k9is2sick 3 года назад +23

      Bobby is a chump

  • @ryanv4320
    @ryanv4320 3 года назад +964

    “God you have a beautiful laugh too” 😭😭

  • @theblacktiebarber376
    @theblacktiebarber376 2 года назад +244

    The very beginning he says very sneaky “you have a beautiful laugh” haha Von would be on my watch list at the family BBQs 😂

    • @dannydunn2772
      @dannydunn2772 Год назад +18

      Dude if you girl is anything like this one every dude at the BBQ should be on your list

  • @randytravis5225
    @randytravis5225 3 года назад +1813

    “Do you feel like there’s any attraction between us or no” 😂😂 this man a menace

    • @bvsteel990
      @bvsteel990 3 года назад +8

      😂😂😂

    • @jamesosullivan9807
      @jamesosullivan9807 3 года назад +156

      Dark arts brother

    • @Gallowglass7
      @Gallowglass7 3 года назад +39

      Oh, Theo exerts subtle menace, make no mistake

    • @Captain5072
      @Captain5072 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @YanzBra
      @YanzBra 3 года назад +100

      Snake af tbh. You dont ask your friends girl if shes attracted to you. I love Theo but yeah thats a snake

  • @Mike77787
    @Mike77787 3 года назад +1421

    Went immediately to the comment section. We all know Theo got that middle school crush going on.

    • @andrewhardy2635
      @andrewhardy2635 3 года назад +8

      @@jordanbpeterson8855 Go away Nigerian prince.

    • @mikeb9984
      @mikeb9984 3 года назад +2

      So do i

    • @Niceslowcosby
      @Niceslowcosby 3 года назад +21

      Slightly. I think he knows how funny this is and goes with him and Bobby being like frenemies

    • @SixtyEightnOyouOne
      @SixtyEightnOyouOne 3 года назад

      Hell yeah but then she shut that shit down 😂

    • @Mike77787
      @Mike77787 3 года назад +2

      @@SixtyEightnOyouOne maybe Bobby knows how to slang that egg roll😀

  • @seanberry5812
    @seanberry5812 3 года назад +780

    I love when Theo starts a sentence and it feels like we're both figuring out where it's going.

    • @michaelwelch442
      @michaelwelch442 3 года назад +53

      You ever walk into a sentence and you’re like ahhhh how do I get out of here

    • @vinylgrailny8076
      @vinylgrailny8076 3 года назад +10

      Cause that’s what he’s doing lol

    • @Seatowntony206
      @Seatowntony206 3 года назад +4

      That's like half his act/ personality I be like that when I'm lit af sometimes lmao

    • @nickdalford
      @nickdalford 3 года назад

      The best part

    • @maltengrim2418
      @maltengrim2418 3 года назад

      Yuuup keeps attention. Unique

  • @Liam-i1j4p
    @Liam-i1j4p 6 месяцев назад +28

    Theo is the definition of "Intrusive thoughts ALWAYS winning out"😂😂😂

  • @lukeut8680
    @lukeut8680 3 года назад +632

    05:30 and Theo has already made it clear he intends to Marry her after Bobby dies😂😂😂

    • @martin-pz6ds
      @martin-pz6ds 3 года назад +24

      He's shameless lmao

    • @brandonmelling771
      @brandonmelling771 3 года назад +30

      It almost sounds like a threat on Bobby's life lol

    • @playbookofeli66
      @playbookofeli66 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 3 года назад +11

      @@brandonmelling771 If anything were to happen to bobby... Not that I want that....

    • @brookeb452
      @brookeb452 3 года назад +6

      Lol they actually had this talk w Bobby on Tigerbelly on who she’d be w if he died. It’s a bit now I feel.

  • @oompa765
    @oompa765 3 года назад +783

    “Who’s going to care for this woman after Bobby dies?”
    -Theo tryna slide in

    • @shohn757
      @shohn757 3 года назад +22

      I think it's called "dirty macking", I believe....

    • @phatbastardbeats
      @phatbastardbeats 3 года назад +22

      @@shohn757 he's rice farming.

    • @Bezmenov93
      @Bezmenov93 3 года назад +4

      He really likes her.

    • @joungyalen25
      @joungyalen25 3 года назад

      @@phatbastardbeats lol

    • @joungyalen25
      @joungyalen25 3 года назад +11

      @@phatbastardbeats Lol, he's planting his Louisiana okra crop in her rice field.

  • @jessiecalkins9033
    @jessiecalkins9033 Год назад +351

    We need a post breakup podcast

  • @db8205
    @db8205 3 года назад +749

    Khalyla and Theo sitting in a tree. Bobby’s playing Call of Duty

  • @plain2655
    @plain2655 3 года назад +415

    Theo on Bobby: “you can tell death looks for him”
    Jeeeeeez lol

    • @deven9565
      @deven9565 3 года назад +25

      The Viets are good at hiding

    • @bajenbilly
      @bajenbilly 3 года назад +10

      @@deven9565 exhibit A

    • @Immortalisis
      @Immortalisis 3 года назад

      @@deven9565 he's not Vietnamese??

    • @Belznis
      @Belznis 3 года назад

      Well, Bernard Clavel in his book the Spaniard wrote, that people who do not fear death are often the ones that are avoided by it. Bobby does not look like he gives a f :D

    • @therover4141
      @therover4141 3 года назад +3

      @@Belznis yeah he's only been hiding in his fucking house for over a year because of wu flu nah he doesn't fear death

  • @schm0tz445
    @schm0tz445 3 года назад +1180

    Theo over here manifesting his boys death 💀🥶😭

  • @timm2824
    @timm2824 2 года назад +747

    We need a khalyala Theo episode post breakup! It would get insane views

    • @Freempg
      @Freempg 2 года назад +55

      I'm sure both had their reasons to break up, but Bobby has got to be the dumbest dude on the planet for letting her go.

    • @timm2824
      @timm2824 2 года назад +2

      @@Freempg Agreed.

    • @timm2824
      @timm2824 2 года назад +10

      @@Freempg I doubt he would ever get the trifecta of hot, caring and crazy and broken like he did with herr

    • @Freempg
      @Freempg 2 года назад +13

      @@timm2824 Once in a lifetime, if very lucky. I get the sense Bobby is letting her go for her benefit. It's her time to shine sort of thing. Who really knows. Complicated stuff.

    • @timm2824
      @timm2824 2 года назад +34

      @@Freempg I've watched tiger belly from day one. Bad friends, trash Tuesday etc. All the other affiliate pods. My take on it is this. Bobby is a deeply closeted gay man(not that deeply really haha). He is also a narcissist. Khalyala was at first a status symbol. Then he loved her. Then she became too much effort due to her anxiety and Bobby's selfishness resented that. So he fell out of love and didn't appreciate what he had. I've for sale of typing oversimplified it extremely but that's basically it. They're both broken that's why they worked. And I say all this with no malice. It's just what it is.

  • @sindariusthornwell9368
    @sindariusthornwell9368 3 года назад +809

    I just watched 1.5 hours of the Rat King being friend zoned..

  • @ttttRk
    @ttttRk 3 года назад +380

    Everytime the hole closes he manages to dig enough space to see some light. What determination, bless this man.

    • @martin-pz6ds
      @martin-pz6ds 3 года назад +36

      Like trying to bury an ant

    • @nemonemo3898
      @nemonemo3898 3 года назад +30

      That's a Louisiana gopher right there... Ugly and lovable and can dig out of anything,, ganggggggggg to God's ground game

    • @joserizo6334
      @joserizo6334 3 года назад +7

      "So you're telling me there's a chance"

    • @ThePaulaon1
      @ThePaulaon1 Год назад

      "Is Bobby in this?" Lol

  • @TheDleeJ
    @TheDleeJ 3 года назад +145

    Dang I didn't know we were gonna get the THIRST KING today!

  • @markwalsh4205
    @markwalsh4205 Год назад +27

    Theo is the funniest ever. 🤣 When he said quietly "I could reconstruct my face like that" hahaha

  • @00domm
    @00domm 3 года назад +512

    "He's probably dehydrated right now somewhere and trying to solve it with some kinda mountain dew" 😆🤣

    • @baller128k
      @baller128k 3 года назад +3

      Some people are so slow they probably are like "wait I don't understand" not even knowing that doesn't help someone who's dehydrated

    • @LiLKK713PB
      @LiLKK713PB 3 года назад +8

      @@baller128k slow or uneducated because you seem slow with minor education

    • @bigbubbano23
      @bigbubbano23 3 года назад

      @@baller128k dew h20 coming soon

    • @danieljacot1586
      @danieljacot1586 3 года назад +3

      @@baller128k false. I've drank nothing but mountain dew for weeks on end before. I would have had serious dehydration problems if mt dew didn't hydrate. Sure there are way better options but saying it doesn't help with dehydration is idiocy

    • @baller128k
      @baller128k 3 года назад +4

      God ppl are so stupid " I was thirsty and drank mt dew and wasn't thirsty after that so that means I wasnt dehydrated anymore" ....smh #kidsthatdidntpass5thgrade

  • @jemz4555
    @jemz4555 3 года назад +516

    Khalyla: "You feel more like family."
    Theo: Shocked Pikachu face
    *Hello darkness my old friend...*

    • @mollyg4980
      @mollyg4980 3 года назад +56

      She better look out “family” is a little different in the dirty south 😂

    • @_sowhat_
      @_sowhat_ 3 года назад +8

      @@mollyg4980 you aren't from the south, huh? besides, kayla openly claimed on a podcast that HER family sexually abused her so...get it straight molly.

    • @kazmir_
      @kazmir_ 3 года назад +10

      Yall are going in on the comments lmao

    • @jemz4555
      @jemz4555 3 года назад +10

      @@mollyg4980 That's the Dark Art's baby😆

    • @juanjones6463
      @juanjones6463 3 года назад

      Drug problem starts

  • @Chris-P
    @Chris-P 3 года назад +363

    Theo: I'll do a front side piggyback ride with you right now.
    Theo: I haven't been flirting with you, have I ?? 😂

  • @Packer1290
    @Packer1290 Год назад +27

    "I just want a chance to not prove myself" I Laughed so hard.

  • @Meatforveggie
    @Meatforveggie 3 года назад +616

    I can feel the sexual tension already and I haven’t even started this hitter

  • @MrTakenurcookies
    @MrTakenurcookies 3 года назад +656

    This feels like a tinder conversation but in person

    • @drinny2214
      @drinny2214 3 года назад +15

      @Bush Doctor “hey guys guess what ? i have sex haha” dork.

    • @ramziarrar432
      @ramziarrar432 3 года назад

      Thats so tru

    • @nastynoles1213
      @nastynoles1213 3 года назад

      Omgggg 😂😂😂

    • @mhxxd4
      @mhxxd4 3 года назад

      @Bush Doctor For me Tinder convos are like 3-5 messages if you're hitting it.

  • @fakey365
    @fakey365 3 года назад +552

    Bobby sent Khalyla in wearing a wire

  • @sykotic7519
    @sykotic7519 3 года назад +1196

    Theo to Khalyla reminds me how Brendan Schaub acts with Joe Rogan

    • @nativeam25
      @nativeam25 3 года назад +32

      Brenda schaub*

    • @weirdmood8102
      @weirdmood8102 3 года назад +18

      @@nativeam25 Brandon schawb

    • @jpeanuts8195
      @jpeanuts8195 3 года назад +3

      Yeah he’s been hanging with Brenda a little too much.

    • @corbinwilliams5297
      @corbinwilliams5297 3 года назад +3

      100% Correct lol

    • @ugabuga1361
      @ugabuga1361 3 года назад

      @Dustin Risinger demons can look pretty.

  • @panini8386
    @panini8386 3 года назад +595

    If friend zone was a podcast

  • @mahmoudchalabi9079
    @mahmoudchalabi9079 3 года назад +238

    Theo's ability to give an answer without answering a question or just general deflection is phenomenal.

    • @lilme7052
      @lilme7052 Год назад

      He would make a great politician.

  • @taylorbond5442
    @taylorbond5442 2 года назад +63

    this podcast hits different after the breakup

    • @MrE.888
      @MrE.888 Год назад +3

      Who broke up theo and her?

    • @katatonic726
      @katatonic726 Месяц назад

      ​@@MrE.888😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 love this... Sorry Bob 😬

  • @aztecrootz89
    @aztecrootz89 3 года назад +371

    Theo: I'm afraid to talk to women. Yet the whole podcast he's killing poor Bobby to take his gir lol.

    • @MonsieurDrobot
      @MonsieurDrobot 3 года назад

      🎯🎯🎯

    • @joygernautm6641
      @joygernautm6641 3 года назад

      No offence but I wish she would drop Bobby he sounds like a terrible boyfriend.

  • @carvajals
    @carvajals 3 года назад +318

    Khalyla: He’s my type
    Theo Von: I’d love to look like that 💀💀💀

  • @BLUDSHOTiZ
    @BLUDSHOTiZ 3 года назад +302

    Never thought I would see yoko ono and patrick swayze hit it off so well!

    • @comfykeegs
      @comfykeegs 3 года назад +9

      But yoko is Bobby. It’s documented

    • @BLUDSHOTiZ
      @BLUDSHOTiZ 3 года назад +4

      @@comfykeegs bobby is mr miyagi

    • @comfykeegs
      @comfykeegs 3 года назад

      @@BLUDSHOTiZ use google

    • @BLUDSHOTiZ
      @BLUDSHOTiZ 3 года назад

      @@comfykeegs 🤣🤣🤣

    • @BLUDSHOTiZ
      @BLUDSHOTiZ 3 года назад

      @@comfykeegs I will never. Google is filled with click bait and rumors.

  • @resotronarchives
    @resotronarchives Год назад +371

    Theo is 100% the guy who is going to be talking to your girlfriend if you show even the slightest sign of weakness.

    • @DSP_Gaming0
      @DSP_Gaming0 Год назад +7

      Facts

    • @nicomurder
      @nicomurder Год назад

      Fuck that bro he needs to be checked

    • @vunuxbuku5212
      @vunuxbuku5212 Год назад +6

      This video isn't that, this video is like theo being autistic. he likes her just because she's Bobby's girl, but it's sub conscious she knows that's why she said what she did in the beginning but theo is slow basically he can't understand.

    • @NaturallyGifted77
      @NaturallyGifted77 Год назад

      Wow

    • @NaturallyGifted77
      @NaturallyGifted77 Год назад +8

      Starting off watching this he is not a real friend at all! He should not be have this Convo with her at all

  • @AiM-KEY
    @AiM-KEY 3 года назад +458

    If theo would put this same energy into a single girl he wouldn't be having dating problems lol..

    • @brosifstalin415
      @brosifstalin415 3 года назад +19

      Bingo, lol.

    • @N8DulcimerOld
      @N8DulcimerOld 3 года назад +50

      The difference is there is no vulnerability in saying things like that to a woman who you'll never be with. As far as he represents himself, Theo isnt a big fan of that type of vulnerability around women.

    • @scottcroft9975
      @scottcroft9975 3 года назад +12

      @@N8DulcimerOld This. Is. Real.

    • @vtrlpz4396
      @vtrlpz4396 3 года назад +2

      well he never found a nurse mogli until now..

    • @tristanmeadows
      @tristanmeadows 3 года назад +6

      @@N8DulcimerOld "isnt a big fan" i think you mean he is socially defective in that regard its not something he is actively wanting to choose. He is afraid.

  • @michaelcantwell711
    @michaelcantwell711 3 года назад +833

    There's gotta be a movie in this Bobby fakes his own death just to see which of his comedian friends would go after Khalyla

    • @marxman00
      @marxman00 3 года назад +27

      Perfect pitch

    • @chaoswalking8498
      @chaoswalking8498 3 года назад +14

      A lot great movies with Bobby being proposed lately, I'd love if all of them were made

    • @mimigiggles4199
      @mimigiggles4199 3 года назад +49

      Someone is definitely giving her an uncomfortably long hug at the funeral

    • @ccc0909
      @ccc0909 3 года назад +3

      And he one by one goes on a serial killing spree of each friend that shacks up with her.

    • @michaelcantwell711
      @michaelcantwell711 3 года назад +19

      O yeah, and he has to keep going back to Joey Diaz for help to get rid of the bodies lol

  • @tylerbowman3376
    @tylerbowman3376 3 года назад +276

    “i would not date a comic”
    “i could easily get a new job” 😂😂😂😂

  • @thewallflower7483
    @thewallflower7483 Год назад +24

    Theo giving the most Pisces answers of how he would be as her boyfriend 😂

  • @Sixsoul
    @Sixsoul 3 года назад +1445

    Theo is so bad with women that he's actually incredible at it

  • @Mhats
    @Mhats 2 года назад +978

    now i know why Bobby literally sent a snake to Theo in a package

  • @ohmsdotbox
    @ohmsdotbox 3 года назад +239

    Theo's next appearance on Tigerbelly is gonna be interesting

    • @matthale8090
      @matthale8090 3 года назад +7

      Yeah, if bobby invites him back

    • @whome779
      @whome779 3 года назад +6

      @@matthale8090 Bobby loves Theo, they have a sibling rivalry type of love

    • @drewdown2359
      @drewdown2359 3 года назад +1

      @@whome779 isn’t this kind of weird though for Theo to just have her on?

    • @fusiafu1346
      @fusiafu1346 3 года назад +2

      @@drewdown2359 No she's just trying to get more exposure for her new podcast

    • @drewdown2359
      @drewdown2359 3 года назад +2

      @@fusiafu1346 ahh I see I totally forgot about it, that makes a lot of sense now. Thanks man

  • @stephaniewestrick5772
    @stephaniewestrick5772 Год назад +289

    I can tell you as a women she is loving every bit of this. She feels so wanted and desired

    • @Tedanson
      @Tedanson Год назад +144

      i can tell you as a guy this is a weird way to act with your friends gf

    • @zmazanac707
      @zmazanac707 Год назад

      Well she was abused when she was younger and has admitted to jerking off dogs. So she probably isn't completely mentally normal

    • @ClaytonTheCracker
      @ClaytonTheCracker Год назад +1

      @@Tedanson nigga wouldn't be my friend after that, wasn't a friend the moment he opened his mouth. He wasn't even asking like a joke man

    • @stevejonesll1399
      @stevejonesll1399 Год назад +9

      Facts, I have alot of respect for Theo, so im never gonna ask questions or look for answers on what he does in his personal life. I probably would like what I find

    • @dannydunn2772
      @dannydunn2772 Год назад +2

      I can tell you as a man she knows exactly what she's doing and so does Theo , banter aside talking about do you eat ass,Bobby doesn't etc lmao

  • @giorgiaperotti9517
    @giorgiaperotti9517 3 года назад +1927

    Just here to watch Theo flirt with Khalyla for an hour and a half

    • @yaboii7210
      @yaboii7210 3 года назад +7

      PTL

    • @Rockybalboa541
      @Rockybalboa541 3 года назад

      Same

    • @hall3a
      @hall3a 3 года назад +8

      Nah Theo is respectful

    • @Anthoneyyy
      @Anthoneyyy 3 года назад +70

      @@hall3a no chance. He’s known for sliding in the DMs of friends gf’s and fans gf’s.

    • @QuattroPatas
      @QuattroPatas 3 года назад

      Thanks for copying my comments 👍🏼

  • @johnnygoforth40
    @johnnygoforth40 3 года назад +225

    Never in my life have a seen a couple walking down the street and thought to myself “yeah he’s gonna die soon probably” 😂😂

    • @jamessteadman1064
      @jamessteadman1064 3 года назад

      Especially when the woman is too attractive for the guy no matter how old he is.

    • @joshuaharris1698
      @joshuaharris1698 3 года назад +7

      A day in Theo’s brain lol

    • @janiniiranen4860
      @janiniiranen4860 3 года назад +1

      Unless u r singing" I'm walking down the street"

    • @mhxxd4
      @mhxxd4 3 года назад

      Yea he totally made that up to be polite to Bobby.

  • @jaretthite7317
    @jaretthite7317 3 года назад +99

    “I’ll do a damn frontside piggy back on you.” Theo is ON one today and I’m here for it

  • @chipdouglas9510
    @chipdouglas9510 2 года назад +94

    theo is the type of guy you dont want around your girl

    • @leetheflea4096
      @leetheflea4096 2 года назад +32

      He doesn't seem like a threat but lowkey is an absolute threat

    • @bettycooper369
      @bettycooper369 2 года назад +13

      Have you heard that clip of a guy calling in complaining that Theo had sex with his date to his show 🤣

    • @jer8279
      @jer8279 2 года назад +8

      Id be happy for her.

    • @realista3
      @realista3 2 года назад +2

      @@bettycooper369 whaaat?! 🤣 were is this?!

    • @bettycooper369
      @bettycooper369 2 года назад +1

      @@realista3 there is a short of it called "theo apologizes for hooking up with a fans girl" it's so funny

  • @drunkpaulocosta
    @drunkpaulocosta 3 года назад +104

    Bobby playing Warzone while Khayla out here playing Friendzone.

    • @TiagoNovais_G
      @TiagoNovais_G 3 года назад

      Its like that good joke scientifically and this comment's like . . . 🤮

    • @drunkpaulocosta
      @drunkpaulocosta 3 года назад +4

      @@TiagoNovais_G have a good nite mate! *Sips beer and walks away*

    • @TiagoNovais_G
      @TiagoNovais_G 3 года назад +1

      😂

    • @loalp9003
      @loalp9003 3 года назад

      😅🤣🤚✌👌🙏

    • @MexicansLoveMeh
      @MexicansLoveMeh 3 года назад

      @@TiagoNovais_G what did you just say

  • @hauntedbytheliving1175
    @hauntedbytheliving1175 3 года назад +224

    Bobby: Goes missing
    This video: Exhibit “A” 👀

  • @jessicalauren3845
    @jessicalauren3845 3 года назад +227

    Theo’s high key in love with K lol

    • @MrEffervescent
      @MrEffervescent 3 года назад +26

      He definitely seems to be wearing his heart on his sleeve on this one. : )

    • @drewm7455
      @drewm7455 3 года назад +7

      Lol it's wild

    • @7sev7en7
      @7sev7en7 3 года назад +3

      I mean he mentioned his aorta right at the top of the podcast!

    • @MrEffervescent
      @MrEffervescent 3 года назад

      @@7sev7en7 yeah, you're right!lol

  • @martindonnellan9743
    @martindonnellan9743 2 года назад +12

    The roast of Bobby Lee and he wasn't even invited

  • @nocturnalron69
    @nocturnalron69 3 года назад +335

    She’s amazing. She kept turning the come-ons into short therapy sessions about Theo.

    • @jaylenfrank
      @jaylenfrank 3 года назад +7

      Grand risings. It was like she was using Tai Chi Talk

    • @smirkfacegremlin1901
      @smirkfacegremlin1901 3 года назад +1

      Yesss 👏

    • @Joshcurtis86
      @Joshcurtis86 3 года назад +1

      I liked this simply so it didn't have 182 likes..

    • @jordanmatthews8351
      @jordanmatthews8351 3 года назад +1

      So true

    • @brosifstalin415
      @brosifstalin415 3 года назад +26

      She acts how every guy hopes his girl does when he's not around. She's a real one.

  • @seanp3662
    @seanp3662 3 года назад +183

    “God, you have a beautiful laugh too” 😂😭

    • @PodcastWhore21
      @PodcastWhore21 3 года назад +13

      I was cringe howling lol

    • @danielarivera5251
      @danielarivera5251 3 года назад +6

      Cringe 😬

    • @PowerfullMG
      @PowerfullMG 3 года назад +20

      Theo has some dark arts going through hes mind this Entire hitter

    • @iv7796
      @iv7796 3 года назад +2

      that one hurt him in the heart

    • @watermelowe
      @watermelowe 3 года назад +3

      this poor man

  • @Ksouel
    @Ksouel 3 года назад +184

    I feel like this is gonna be played as evidence in court if Bobby ever goes missing.

  • @twopeebsinapod6908
    @twopeebsinapod6908 3 года назад +4325

    This episode has to be the world record of the world's longest rejection.

    • @jmastro80s82
      @jmastro80s82 3 года назад +21

      🔥

    • @xThePsychoNautx
      @xThePsychoNautx 3 года назад +169

      I felt like I was watching Boomhauer hit on a woman. Lol

    • @STOK5OH
      @STOK5OH 3 года назад +22

      It's because everyone knows he has an abnormally large wang. It's awkward hindrance.

    • @anna.318
      @anna.318 3 года назад +8

      Drewko He does?👀

    • @tommymc7535
      @tommymc7535 3 года назад +82

      This was a weird ass podcast

  • @PHILLY214
    @PHILLY214 Год назад +9

    What kinda music you listen to when someone’s chewin on your butt? SUM KENNY ROGERS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamessmithe2247
    @jamessmithe2247 3 года назад +225

    She said, "see I could never be with you, you answered your own question"
    Theo: " well i think i answered wrong, Bobby could die any minute, can you check and see if Bobby's still alive."

  • @elimartin4686
    @elimartin4686 3 года назад +242

    Theo’s level of hitting on her this episode was to much 😂

    • @elbolsillo
      @elbolsillo 3 года назад +12

      Too much? Or just right?! Get in there!!!

    • @s0s0cali
      @s0s0cali 3 года назад

      ☠️

    • @90skid97
      @90skid97 3 года назад +3

      No haha, they had to break the air a bit, I think everyone knew they had some connection. He just played it out in a funny way, she's a good sport

    • @blunttrauma5300
      @blunttrauma5300 3 года назад

      It was perfect

    • @the2ndcoming135
      @the2ndcoming135 3 года назад +1

      When you have a platonic relationship with your hot chick friends you’d be surprised at what you can get away with. I usually try to keep my distance so our dirt doesn’t get tracked everywhere. But, obviously she knows you care about her and that if things were different then you already know. But, maybe I’m just a different kinda dude😂

  • @tseland
    @tseland 3 года назад +175

    Khalayla: "That guy is my type 100%". Theo: "I'd like to look like that, I can easily do facial reconstruction" 😂

  • @mikefm4
    @mikefm4 2 года назад +10

    “He’s dehydrated somewhere. He’s probably trying to solve it with some type of Mt Dew” 😂

  • @cybernetikinfektion7460
    @cybernetikinfektion7460 3 года назад +656

    Bobby adds an additional year of remaining alive everytime Khalyla laughs at one of Theos jokes

  • @experienceprecision5406
    @experienceprecision5406 3 года назад +1771

    She's absolutely right that men find her more desirable seeing her with Bobby . Makes you feel like you have a chance.

    • @bvsteel990
      @bvsteel990 3 года назад +58

      definitely i’m 19 a freshman in college and even i felt like i have a chance 😂 bobby just reminds of the gay best friend type of guy. he just doesn’t seem imposing

    • @americano1976
      @americano1976 3 года назад +35

      SHES USING HIM!!!!

    • @stephenbowden1142
      @stephenbowden1142 3 года назад +16

      Yeah but she has a thing for short fat guys. It's rare to find a very attractive woman who wants to be with fat guys but more power to her.

    • @josephbenson4444
      @josephbenson4444 3 года назад +9

      she just seems more obtainable, like if he's with her, then i for sure got a shot.

    • @littlejackalo5326
      @littlejackalo5326 3 года назад +1

      @@stephenbowden1142 no it's not. Girls love dad bods.

  • @PhilTerrano
    @PhilTerrano 3 года назад +63

    That boy laying it on THICCC!! Can't tell if this is an interview or a romantic hostage negotiation

  • @roberthuber2770
    @roberthuber2770 2 года назад +133

    Theo practicing the dark arts in this episode 😂
    Edit: Khalyla practicing it too low key

    • @digitalsalsas
      @digitalsalsas 2 года назад +5

      she just said how much she loves bobby throughout the whole podcast. idk where you’re coming from. the “open relationship” was bobby’s idea, according to him. i think bob huber is the dark artist in this situation

    • @macfly6237
      @macfly6237 2 года назад +3

      @@digitalsalsas Khalyla’s poems are some Voldemort Dark Arts

    • @TheReykiller99
      @TheReykiller99 Год назад

      Yo I'm dead

    • @DubR1988
      @DubR1988 10 месяцев назад

      Na Khalsa IS THE DARKARTS!

  • @cymaratechoverdragon
    @cymaratechoverdragon 3 года назад +221

    My man pulling no punches opening with how desirable he finds her lmao

  • @KerioFive
    @KerioFive 3 года назад +264

    Finally you can talk to The Woman

    • @twarken5078
      @twarken5078 3 года назад +8

      The WooooooMaaaannn.

    • @Rokuro1
      @Rokuro1 3 года назад +6

      And I'm sure theo would love to be in this Yellow Mirror

    • @watchthis121
      @watchthis121 3 года назад +2

      Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman?

  • @Max-zr7hr
    @Max-zr7hr 3 года назад +108

    Theo popped a double dose of blue chew this morning. Our boys horned up and tuned in

  • @mercedesholmes9703
    @mercedesholmes9703 Год назад +14

    Theo’s podcast personality is a guy that knows so much, yet so little. So mature, yet so childlike.

  • @BentleySkywalker
    @BentleySkywalker Год назад +38

    After seeing everything that has happened between her and Bobby and then listening to this is interesting. Her saying Bobby doesn’t do romance, and it breaks her heart because Bobby didn’t see that growing up is very telling. No wonder they didn’t make it.

    • @Whyalwaysm3
      @Whyalwaysm3 Год назад +17

      This man. So many incels try to paint Khalyla is bad but you also need to take account Bobby’s downsides and his recent relapse to that. He himself told Khalyla to go get another man if people actually listened to the podcast.

    • @Adevine369
      @Adevine369 Год назад +1

      I think she has love for him and I think bobby is also wounded and codependent like she is. She loves who she is and how she feels in his world. All of it. It’s selfish, bobby is insecure but likes that he has a good looking girl who likes sex. I think they have arrangements in the relationship. Cuckolding .. snm.. kinky .. different stuff… the end of the day tho she does seem more interested in herself while at the time her man was falling apart.. the things she has said aren’t always the best .. I dno. High oj attention probably a snob .. maybe not.. I feel bad for bobby

  • @mts1126
    @mts1126 2 года назад +488

    Khalyla: "do you know why the viewers think your like my side piece"
    Theo: "ive never said anything like that... but do you feel any attraction between us or no"
    This man a straight menace😂

    • @JoseLopez-vp8vu
      @JoseLopez-vp8vu 2 года назад

      @@patrick1564 who cares it’s RUclips

    • @patrick1564
      @patrick1564 2 года назад

      I didn't say anything

    • @JoseLopez-vp8vu
      @JoseLopez-vp8vu 2 года назад

      @@patrick1564 sure chump .

    • @patrick1564
      @patrick1564 2 года назад

      @@JoseLopez-vp8vu that isn't a sentence.

    • @patrick1564
      @patrick1564 2 года назад

      @@JoseLopez-vp8vu "what will they say when Jose falls.."

  • @vladhernandez9083
    @vladhernandez9083 3 года назад +328

    She basically said she would date Brendan Schlaub since he is the furthest thing from a comedian.

    • @bori1986
      @bori1986 3 года назад +9

      😂😂

    • @dannyb20vtec28
      @dannyb20vtec28 3 года назад +3

      Haha👍 ya man schaub is terrible I can’t stand the guy!

    • @TheEmzley
      @TheEmzley 3 года назад +1

      Jesus Christ, every comment section has a negative Schaub reference.

    • @krusher74
      @krusher74 3 года назад +3

      @@TheEmzley it coz its true!

    • @diegoledezma4045
      @diegoledezma4045 3 года назад

      @@TheEmzley fr mfs just sound salty at this point

  • @Freeeagleusa
    @Freeeagleusa 3 года назад +154

    glad to see you interviewing the owner of Bobby Lee 👏

    • @marcocano8399
      @marcocano8399 3 года назад +9

      No joke, she walks all over Bobby dude. Bobby is more Rad being single.

    • @gaba_goblin
      @gaba_goblin 3 года назад +1

      @@marcocano8399 fr, and theo could flourish in a relationship, he needs someone helping him offload that mental strain. 🤷 Match made.
      Can't believe she got hot n bothered by chrissy sellouts 🤢

  • @jenniferb9506
    @jenniferb9506 Год назад +28

    When someone says they're better as friends, if you think about it, that's a good marriage. After a while, that friendship, is what keeps you together. You have to be friends.

  • @EvanNagao
    @EvanNagao 3 года назад +689

    Theo is the thirstiest man on the planet 😂

    • @carmengogeidnas9670
      @carmengogeidnas9670 Год назад +39

      I was so uncomfortable by the amount of personal information about their relationship she was giving. That's toxic af. I know it's a podcast but I also know girls like this, who will expose and play off of other people's boundaries for the attention it gets them. My bf doesn't eat my a$$ often enough, would you?? It humiliates her partner and Theo but she acts like it's a casual convo topic, almost daring the recipient to have an emotional reaction and then play off of it for her own ego and amusement.

    • @MrCycledude10
      @MrCycledude10 Год назад +47

      @@carmengogeidnas9670 it was hilarious actually. If you think any of that offends Bobby, then you don’t know Bobby. Have you listened to the shit he talks about? Gimme a break. Not everyone has to have a classical 1950’s relationship in order to be happy.

    • @robsabey5190
      @robsabey5190 Год назад +9

      ​@@MrCycledude10 perfectly said I like you

    • @rellort3005
      @rellort3005 Год назад

      Not really

    • @wolfie121979
      @wolfie121979 Год назад

      Theo Von Rizz

  • @aliceomalley6215
    @aliceomalley6215 3 года назад +88

    ‘occupy one of my aortas’ 😭😭

  • @aztecamuerto8102
    @aztecamuerto8102 3 года назад +770

    If there was a “ how to know you’re in the friend zone” tutorial this would be a hit

    • @the2ndcoming135
      @the2ndcoming135 3 года назад +2

      😂

    • @shanefox5458
      @shanefox5458 3 года назад +2

      Omg Lol I'm dieing bro

    • @minili837
      @minili837 3 года назад

      Haha 😂

    • @mypaldan
      @mypaldan 2 года назад

      Facts

    • @larryjohnson3585
      @larryjohnson3585 2 года назад

      she is a putrid dog and enjoys building people up and then destroying them, she enjoys watching people burn.
      \
      ruclips.net/video/NH2R9RzjN_0/видео.html

  • @bekahklemm9352
    @bekahklemm9352 Год назад +3

    “They always do this, loooot of missing people hollerin in here” lmao

  • @harrisonwhite6820
    @harrisonwhite6820 3 года назад +85

    Bro Theo coming right out the gate trolling tf outta Bobby 😂😂😂

  • @tttaylor5630
    @tttaylor5630 3 года назад +337

    Khalyla: "he's my type"
    Theo: *whispers* "I can look like that"

    • @kobweb2994
      @kobweb2994 3 года назад +2

      He’s her type? Any pics of khaliar with her old boyfriends?

    • @shantanu9404
      @shantanu9404 3 года назад +1

      @@kobweb2994 a type can change you know

  • @ultimatedriversofmachinery
    @ultimatedriversofmachinery 3 года назад +117

    Theos got that never quit on that hitter mentality

  • @juniorlara2394
    @juniorlara2394 2 года назад +3

    6:22 theo's face when she says "ppl think you're my side, my second" hes like ohhh so I'm not your side ouch ok"🤣😂😂😂

  • @ashleyblosser3550
    @ashleyblosser3550 3 года назад +267

    Bobby gonna get a damn restraining order against theo after this episode jesus murphy

    • @mikehawk7321
      @mikehawk7321 3 года назад +3

      Easy Bubbs 🤣

    • @SavingSoulsMinistries
      @SavingSoulsMinistries 3 года назад +8

      Don’t bring our righteous Messiah into this demonic outpouring

    • @vinny5638
      @vinny5638 3 года назад

      @@SavingSoulsMinistries bobby about to EXTERMINATUS this video

    • @gaba_goblin
      @gaba_goblin 3 года назад

      @@SavingSoulsMinistries 🤣🤣🤣 going all in on the satire

    • @SavingSoulsMinistries
      @SavingSoulsMinistries 3 года назад +2

      @@gaba_goblin When the blasphemy radar is ringing.... Out of respect to our Heavenly Father, I will inform someone of their wrong doings so that they may Get right with the Lord and receive the Holy Spirit/ Be in Communication with God 😊 Hallelujah

  • @bostonkanevideos
    @bostonkanevideos 3 года назад +435

    Theo is the only person who can sit through an 0-100 awkward conversation and still be able to manage it

    • @geoffnewman7668
      @geoffnewman7668 3 года назад +25

      Read your comment out loud to yourself, does it sound grammatically correct?

    • @infinite-sadness
      @infinite-sadness 3 года назад +72

      @@geoffnewman7668 Read your comment to yourself, does it fucking matter?

    • @elizabethhollin9900
      @elizabethhollin9900 3 года назад +38

      Let's all read, together!

    • @bostonkanevideos
      @bostonkanevideos 3 года назад +2

      @@geoffnewman7668 : No, but you get the idea

    • @geoffnewman7668
      @geoffnewman7668 3 года назад +3

      It doesn’t matter. I am 😞

  • @adrianlouw2499
    @adrianlouw2499 3 года назад +786

    Theo is the type of guy to start an internet rumour about being Khalyla's side piece just so that he can broach the subject with her in person LOL

    • @everything...interesting
      @everything...interesting 3 года назад +4

      lol totally

    • @sublimelove23
      @sublimelove23 3 года назад +5

      i dont even watch bobby lee and as soon as i saw Khayla w/ Theo i was like "hol' up"

    • @tommymc7535
      @tommymc7535 3 года назад +19

      He was extra weird this ep

    • @nativeam25
      @nativeam25 3 года назад +2

      Ahahaha you're probably not wrong ! xD
      His dignity is being compromised flirting with a Woman in a relationship , he's like testing all his catch phrases. On top of that talking about Bobby not being in the picture most of the time? Player player.

    • @nativeam25
      @nativeam25 3 года назад +3

      1:05:15 🤦

  • @UNIVERSALNIKKII
    @UNIVERSALNIKKII Год назад +24

    She’s SUCH a good sport. I totally understand where she’s coming from with the questions, but she also is so balanced and calm with any follow up question that could be interpreted as offensive. That said, I know Theo is always aiming to be kind and respectful in all of his interviews so it wouldn’t be coming from a bad place. I just think she’s super cool, collected, and funny. And has a lot of patience when men continue with something that a woman has expressed she has concern over.

  • @RandyBeans8543
    @RandyBeans8543 2 года назад +160

    I love how Theo gets asked a question, goes off on 5 minute rant about something unrelated to the question, only to find the answer within the random rant 😂. It’s what makes Theo the best!

    • @rykson161
      @rykson161 Год назад +2

      That’s how I got straight a’s on all my papers

  • @TheGhostHAG
    @TheGhostHAG 3 года назад +269

    Slightly aggressively: "I'm just trying to get you to say...if something ever happened...I could buy you a malt" The malt part is what killed me

  • @prestonrl8
    @prestonrl8 3 года назад +82

    Bobby has hypothetically perished 26 times on this podcast

  • @jhaimp.dublon7807
    @jhaimp.dublon7807 2 года назад +10

    This to me will go down in the books as a classic episode.

  • @abbjaded
    @abbjaded 3 года назад +33

    theo “do you think i’ve been flirting with you?”
    also him every time she says any positive characteristic theo says he can do that lmao love this episode

  • @TheGeorgeous
    @TheGeorgeous 3 года назад +626

    Theo bullied Stevee and flirted with khalayla all in 24hours.
    Bobby should be watched for relapse

    • @kkkkit
      @kkkkit 3 года назад +46

      Why’s he going in on the Lee family all of a sudden😂

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 3 года назад +14

      Good call!!! Setting up a steel cage match Theo vs. Lee Brothers losers leave town (which is kinda a blessing if your forced to leave LA)

    • @spincyclelaundrylounge2548
      @spincyclelaundrylounge2548 3 года назад +8

      @@sickmansavoir lol I can see this so clearly! Santino in the old school blue referee shirt not giving bobby the 3 count & then Theo catches him with a roll up 😂

    • @deemster1
      @deemster1 3 года назад +4

      Where was he bullying Steve??

    • @ColinCowe
      @ColinCowe 3 года назад +6

      @@deemster1 he was on the king and the sting

  • @Savlacey
    @Savlacey 3 года назад +356

    Everyone saying this is Theo convincing her for an hour but it’s Khayla defending Bobby for an hour 😂

    • @stewiegilligangriffin4904
      @stewiegilligangriffin4904 3 года назад +14

      nah Khayla wants that too

    • @smith1008
      @smith1008 3 года назад +18

      @@stewiegilligangriffin4904 as soon as the show ended they went at it

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 3 года назад +4

      I am loving this fanfic!

    • @BigGirl1351
      @BigGirl1351 3 года назад

      @Jrock Jonestown also the girl who family-zoned this guy and said she doesn't imagine him having sex just fishing and on the toilet so she's probably smart and fucking some other guy that's not semifamous