Captain sauce in case you read this Thor’s Lightning Strike has Infinite Range Just thought you should know A real op combo is preachers a stand still banner guy and Thor
Hey Cap, if you didn't know the reason why the dragon is so good now is because when you used the dragons in the past they were absolutely useless. They costed too much and barely did anything. But recently in some updates including the legacy faction update the devs buffed the dragons a lot. You can see in the video that the dragon's turning radius is faster, it costs less, and this one is a bit harder to see but the fire is actually bigger. So actually you weren't really underestimating the dragon too much. It actually sucked a long time ago.
8:49 "A single grain of rice can tip the scale" "I can't believe we didn't even lose ONE dragon" Loses all of them Hey, Cap... You should try out some of the newest mods. They are INSANE. Also, I'm very sorry (or sore-e, as you Canadians say it ;-)) if any of my comments contributed to your disenjoyment in making the Henry Stickmin videos. My intents were to be funny and satirical, NOT mean. Also, could you please return and do the bios and earn all of the achievements?
Yeah that’s true he also doesn’t do stupid story stuff most other RUclipsrs would be like “this is me and I’m a peasant and every unit I can kill I become them watch to the end to see how crazy i become”
13:37-13:40 Was that a Batim reference? Because Bendy apparently has an episode called "hell in a hand basket."It's in the Joey Drew's Studio's Employee Handbook.
What do society think about forcing a child to go to war People said: children should be at home with their mother,mostly men should go to war Captain sauce said: if it is born,it can go to the war zone
Now that you finished the official campaigns, could you try out my custom campaign called Counter Strike: TABS Offensive? It focuses on using special win conditions and the banner bearers + barrel rollers. Each level has two bombs, and the attackers need to destroy one of them to win. You alternate between attack and defense each level. Thanks! Also, best played without unit possession (makes attacking too easy)
Here’s the thing: The musketeer isn’t really a trash unit, he fires muskets that goes SUPER fast so they can hit the vampires as bats and the units that can dodge arrows can’t dodge muskets, this took a bit of experimentation, it might take a few attempts but the musketeers can have a chance of killing the bats midair making it not much of a trash unit
10:08 *bottom left* MONK: Oh shit dude, you’ve got a snake on you bro FIREWORK ARCHER: Really dude? Oh shiiiit MONK: Don’t sweat it bro, I totally got you FIREWORK ARCHER: Oh thanks dude *proceeds to whack archer in the stomach*
Battle - THIS MAN IS ON FIAH! You - Can only use fire based units (including guns and fireworks. Basically can cause a fire irl or in tabs it is allowed.) - Have unlimited budget - Can't go on a map with insta-kill terrain, preferably Wobbly West - Try until give up or beat him - Modded units allowed - NO INSTA KILL UNITS VS - 1 Dark Peasant
"Till death do we part" 1 pirate queen 1 blackbeard 2 reapers 1 priest 10 hobbits 3 bards (the three amigos) (No super peasent, super boxer, dark peasent, thor, or tank)
You're using the dynamite throwers wrong. They're meant to blow up them selves and everything around them. Putting them behind allys is literally the worst possible way to use them.
just wait until unit creator comes out...that's the next update btw k I can just imagine him making a full ato musketeer and then putting cheerleaders behind it
'The Boxing Challenge' You are the boxer( you can take control and you have a boxing partner) Round 1: 15 peasant vs you and your partner Round 2: 8 painters vs you and your partner Round 3: 2 flinlock pistols vs you and your partner Final round: 1 flag bearer and 2 boxers vs you and your partner(add two peasants for a fair fight) (Im trying to add it easy for you) Like so captain can see
wow. Incredible. That must be such a legendary, prestigious achievement. You must be extremely proud. People will now see you as their hero and role model, and your accomplishment of being so early needs to be known in the comment section, so others that were too late can grovel to you.
why is the title "I Beat Every Challenge In The Game - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)" but notifications tell me the title is "100% Completing TABS - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)"?
Here is a challenge for tabs: Make a bunch of cupids(enemy team) fight a reaper, and behind the reaper have skeleton warriors, fire archers, peasants, halflings, squires, and/or a quick draw(your team) It's pretty cool what happens. It could even be in the intro part. Spoilers: the challenge is called "betrayal"
Sauce, you are definitely a TABS veteran, I won't argue that. You've been there since the earliest days of the game, so you've seen a lot. But you can't declare yourself the master of an unfinished, early access game! That would be like completing the demo for Barn Finders and proclaiming yourself a Barn Finders master. Bad Sauce! Bad Sauce! lol
3:12 Thor just bonked the spear thrower on the head- I thought that he just lost momentum in his swing, but the spear thrower suddenly got struck. This is a great game
“Fresh out the womb...”
Actually that is a 2-inch tall viking. he is obviously 7 months premature, at LEAST.
I said the same thing
Max*
Great, warrior fetuses.
@@michaeldent7895 no... why... it wasn't needed
@@huxxx5438 imagine you trained YEARS to be a soldier and a 1 month old steroid infused fetus wielding an battle axe and shield charges you
Captainsauce: I'm a master tactician
Also Captainsauce: DRAGONS
Totally "accurate" dragons.
so tad then
69 likes time to ruin it
D. R. A. G. O. N. S.
5:32 Captainsauce: ‘we can put some miners in the front’
My brain: ‘we can put some minors in the front’
I think someone should call the police for child engagement
LOL
Guess our brains thought the same
Yes
“For 200$ they land a really explosive BLOW” HMMMMMMMMMMM 🤔
You know what's more insane? The fact that they have a beard to braid when they're fresh outta the womb
Not that impressive compared to the Russians
YES
What?
maxamusprime07 gamer what ya mean pal russians are good poeple they helped in ww2 since I’m a british
ryan tuguinay same
Who else loves watching cap playing tabs can’t wait till unit creator comes out
Ikr
Unit creator is gonna be out in summer 2021
@@maloualforque2687 thank you good sir
The wobly horse riding a wobly horse
Who else thinks that he will make an anthropomorphic snuffy
Captain sauce in case you read this
Thor’s Lightning Strike has Infinite Range
Just thought you should know
A real op combo is preachers a stand still banner guy and Thor
The Wizard also has infinite range with his Lightning Bolt as well.
Thor doesn’t have infinite attack range though, so getting him to hit stuff outside his range is a bit difficult.
If Thor was held still by a banner bearer he would only do The OP lightning strike from above.
Thors lightning strike isint infinite range
That's just rude
Best Song Of 2020: The itsy bitsy warrior, made his enemies dead. When he saw the little hobbit, he chopped off Sam’s head
Is the hobbit's name Sam? or is it someone else?
Yes
@@MoMan08 Watch Lord of The Rings, because Sam is a hobbit, and one of the main characters.
Hay im sam in a roleplay
@@ingoing123 hello *decapitated* hobbit
“The dragons don’t like things underneath it” captainsauce quote of the day
spyro would beg to differ
@@mewxtherealitygod4706 ~
Hmmm
10:10 Everyone thinking Chinese dragons can't fly
10:18 TABS dragon: *LMAO GET BODIED*
Nah bro he was just hyped he clutched it up
The only dragon who actually read Chinese mythology...
9:18
“And of course they got a couple of gods, and I don’t.”
9:40
**literally puts down a god**
Eh i would count a monkey king as a god he is just a very smart monkey
@@xiotrapeh3617 He can literally make illusions of himself
can a really smart monkey do that? no
@@throatychunk they also have dragons made out of paper that can shoot fire can a normal paper dragon do that? no
He is actually a god from Asian mythology I’m pretty sure it’s Chinese but it could be Japanese
He didn’t put down a god
Dragon: exists
Captain sauce: INVEST
Prufit
Captain sauce:100% completing tabs
Impossible levels:Let us introduce are self
I beat all the campaign and I always do
umm what levels would you consider impossible?
edit: ok that makes sense
Jaeruz P. Acosta a lot of the challenge levels,the end of the legacy,and when new factions come out
TheCrazyPain i lent really hard levels
Oi sauce here's an idea for you. "The war of the shire" 2 Tanks vs an entire side of a map just covered in a shit ton of halflings
that would break his game
@@tiggysuwu6773 yep, but would be amusing as hell though!
Oh.
My
God
“We didn’t lose a single dragon”
He says as they start falling one by one
The timing could not have been more perfect.
Captain is right, we didint lose a dragon, cause you just said LOOSE.
my mistake thanks for pointing that out, now i feel like the stonks guy
:D
:DDD
4:08
Sauce: "I feel bad running over new borns"
Halflings: "Are you sure about that?"
No no no, they are fully adults. just really small, hair feet adults.
Finally someone understands
Yea, but those are fully mature new borns
Finally, my pain medicine is here.
True af
Hell yeah
Yeah
Super true
Definitely
The itsy bitsy warrior climbed up the hobbits neck.
Down came the sweat and washed the warrior out
Out came the men and punched the warrior to death and the itsy bitsy warrior died today
Down Went His Blade Then The Sea Was Painted Red
And the itsy bitsy warrior did not attend another battle
10/10 story
This episode should be called 'Feeding the Dragon'
Bruh so much better
Bruh that’s so much better
Crazy Fat doggo you don’t need to say that twice.
HitPie I thought I didn’t send it
Crazy Fat doggo well you did.
Sauce: i’m a master tactician!
Also sauce: uses dragons to burn everything
Lucas Hutchinson you missed the joke
Lucas Hutchinson @youmissedthejoke
Hey Cap, if you didn't know the reason why the dragon is so good now is because when you used the dragons in the past they were absolutely useless. They costed too much and barely did anything. But recently in some updates including the legacy faction update the devs buffed the dragons a lot. You can see in the video that the dragon's turning radius is faster, it costs less, and this one is a bit harder to see but the fire is actually bigger. So actually you weren't really underestimating the dragon too much. It actually sucked a long time ago.
Me "USE THE NINJA." EDIT: "thank you."
I too was glad because I remember him praising the ninja at one point.
GG you win
Me: “USE THE MONK.” EDIT: “:(“
@@demonzrising2545 I too was saddened by the fact that he didn't use the monk, at one point, he even praised the Monk. :'(
Can we just give a moment for sauce, I mean he creates a funny and cool vid and edits it daily
Daily? I seriously didn't notice he posted daily
I mean he normally does daily sometimes takes a day off but yeah
2:10 "Easy peasy"
"Why was that easy"
"Next we have a level called something sneaky"
What a rhyming
in Irish culture when somebody died you would put the corpse on there boat and burn it out at sea so this is like a very short funeral 15:12
Captain Sause, "I haven't spent a lot of time with the ninjas, they're hard to find."
13:52
Great idea
10:30 is no one gonna mention that happy ass dragon jumping with joy
Challenge: No projectiles for you!
5 protectors
5 shield bearers
5 hay balers
5 samurai
5 cacti
And just for fairness, no siege allowed
Captain sauce:Thank goodness we have the gunslinger
Gunslinger:i didn't even do anything
8:44
8:49
"A single grain of rice can tip the scale"
"I can't believe we didn't even lose ONE dragon"
Loses all of them
Hey, Cap... You should try out some of the newest mods. They are INSANE. Also, I'm very sorry (or sore-e, as you Canadians say it ;-)) if any of my comments contributed to your disenjoyment in making the Henry Stickmin videos. My intents were to be funny and satirical, NOT mean. Also, could you please return and do the bios and earn all of the achievements?
thats cool.(the mods must be brought back ;-;)
I love that CaptainSauce doesn’t do insane edits. Every other RUclipsr makes a special effect or something every second.
its his style
Yeah that’s true he also doesn’t do stupid story stuff most other RUclipsrs would be like “this is me and I’m a peasant and every unit I can kill I become them watch to the end to see how crazy i become”
13:37-13:40
Was that a Batim reference? Because Bendy apparently has an episode called "hell in a hand basket."It's in the Joey Drew's Studio's Employee Handbook.
Probably not. Hell in a hand basketball is a fairly common saying
9:17 "of course they have a couple of gods and I dont"
man RIP the Monkey King
"the wobbly war"
One of every horse riding unit
On the legacy map
whos joe
@@godlym.e.d.1141 😳
Battle idea
“Orgy squad “
Surrounded by 50 vampires and 19 Cupid’s
dont forget to play careless whisper when using them
Orgy squad?
More like the dark and the love
Nice.
No cupids or 19 less vampires.
Woah I saw u in a different vid comment section with the same idea.
Modern army: 2 modern tanks, 4 cannons, 2 Gatling guns, 20 musketeers, 8 blunderbuss, 1 quick-draw, and 4 deadeyes. THE FUTURE IS NOW OLD MAN
What do society think about forcing a child to go to war
People said: children should be at home with their mother,mostly men should go to war
Captain sauce said: if it is born,it can go to the war zone
I mean he did send them back
Revenge of the Wobley** horse:
2 chariets 4 lassos 2 Calvery 2 jousters
He’s not gonna make a comment battle video unless he announce it in a vid
Edgy Eggplant ya also pretty sure he already did this idea
I’m a wobbly horse
ImThatPotato ur a potato tho
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Do “the hail of boom”
One bomb thrower
LOTS of cheerleaders
i feel like grenade throwers are the one you meant, not the maidens because they just yeet one but tell me if im wrong
@@Noxillificus they do only throw one
1 archer can defeat this whole challenge, lol
@@Nivrek_14 well it's a suggestion what he wants to see
@Ruby Jamil Did you mean dynamite throwers? Mr R pfp
He’s a TABS master, but now he’s gotta beat every custom level to become the TABS Supreme God
14:34 I’m dying at this joke it totally calls out laziness of the dev their
6:20 Did no one notice the guy with the paddle walking away from his boat?Thats hilarious
He's tryna get a headstart
I was about to comment this, but it looks like sombody beat me to it!!!
He missed an “infantry” joke with the tiny brawler.
ye
"I feel way to bad to running over a new born," CaptainSauce 4:09
Your pfp is of Toby Fox's Minecraft skin.
Also CaptanSauce: K I L L THE HOBBITS
Now that you finished the official campaigns, could you try out my custom campaign called Counter Strike: TABS Offensive? It focuses on using special win conditions and the banner bearers + barrel rollers. Each level has two bombs, and the attackers need to destroy one of them to win. You alternate between attack and defense each level. Thanks!
Also, best played without unit possession (makes attacking too easy)
This Captain Sauce TABS Saga is the funniest thing I've ever laughed at, thank you for making me happy
“The wobly horse is usually afraid of snakes” well yeah it always is in RDR2
I first read that as R2D2
Strate Up Gamr jeez r2d2 Rollins up with the phobias
The itsy bitsy teeny weeny warrior: *the most powerful warrior in all of 2020*
U were put in smash bros how do u feel?
Yellow polkadot bikini
@Crazy sandwich I feel like I’m going to be the most powerful character in smash
How'd you make it in smash???
Here’s the thing:
The musketeer isn’t really a trash unit, he fires muskets that goes SUPER fast so they can hit the vampires as bats and the units that can dodge arrows can’t dodge muskets, this took a bit of experimentation, it might take a few attempts but the musketeers can have a chance of killing the bats midair making it not much of a trash unit
0:10 *In the highest, squeakiest voice* “my ancestors smile on me Sauce, can you say the same”
10:21 Did the dragon just take flight?
I love how that one dragon started celebrating 🤣
When Sauce doesn’t use the spooky faction even when its spooktober
**rattled**
I watched this guy’s content when I was a kid I came back and I still love it👍
CATCH!
Dark peasant vs catapults, cannons,
stoners,
dynamite throwers,
and bomb cannons.
6:55 no one is talking about the one person who got off the boat and just started walking while he made his army
Gunslinger: Did literally nothing to the Valkyrie
Sauce: It's a good thing I had the Gunslingers
Dragon Dancers: Am I a joke to you?
I have secured the first spot
Exactly
Hello
Hi
Hello
Siver TP hi
Siver TP hi
Hello
0:03
Is it a war crime to kill someone who’s vocabulary includes goo goo ga ga?
Technically, everyone’s vocabulary includes “goo” and “ga”, so no?
@@ZaberZlayer7 only includes then?
Not if you include lady GAGA
I just guessed she couldn’t say her name.
10:08 *bottom left*
MONK: Oh shit dude, you’ve got a snake on you bro
FIREWORK ARCHER: Really dude? Oh shiiiit
MONK: Don’t sweat it bro, I totally got you
FIREWORK ARCHER: Oh thanks dude
*proceeds to whack archer in the stomach*
Little flying things 28 vampires in the middle, 24 scare crows at the very back, and 8 cheerleaders behind everything.
Impossible
*"They called me a madman"*
Did someone call the Mad Titan to comment on Cap decimating some gumby soldiers?
"He got frostyed." -CaptainSause 2020
Lol
" "He got frosteyed." " CaptainSause 2020 Lol" Spongecake 2020
CaptainSause Lol
Get frosyed lol (dancing iceberg intencifiese)
Don't stop this series. It is SO good
0:07 It's Stuart Little!
10:17 Dragon says, "Horray! We did it!
8:33
Sauce: "I can't believe we lost a single dragon"
Valkyrie: "Ima bout to end this mans whole career"
Battle Idea:
Rise of the Dragonborn:
1 Shouter
25 Dragons
lets do 8 dragons 25 is alot
as a 860 dollars unit it would cost 21500 which means he could torch it with a thor and win instantly
FUS RO DA
After all these years he's finally done it, Good Job Lad.
Impossible levels: Am I a joke to you?
Battle - THIS MAN IS ON FIAH!
You
- Can only use fire based units (including guns and fireworks. Basically can cause a fire irl or in tabs it is allowed.)
- Have unlimited budget
- Can't go on a map with insta-kill terrain, preferably Wobbly West
- Try until give up or beat him
- Modded units allowed
- NO INSTA KILL UNITS
VS
- 1 Dark Peasant
Ah yes, clearly you need to buy the gatling gun some time, even though you have access to half a dozen cheerleaders.
Did anyone see the dragon eating the tree at the background in 11:10 that dragon is called a vegan dragon
The dragon at 10:16 went 👆☝️👈👈☝️👆👈👇☝️👆👇👉👉👇👆👇👆👇☝️👉👇👈
"Till death do we part"
1 pirate queen
1 blackbeard
2 reapers
1 priest
10 hobbits
3 bards (the three amigos)
(No super peasent, super boxer, dark peasent, thor, or tank)
Well super peasent and dark peasent cost infinite so its obvious
"They have gods and I don't"
The Monkey King who is literally the great sage equal to heaven:...
"I'll take swords for 200." "It's S words!"
Ive never clicked a video faster as I was rewatching his first time with the dark peasant
same lmao
You're using the dynamite throwers wrong. They're meant to blow up them selves and everything around them. Putting them behind allys is literally the worst possible way to use them.
3:01 they prayed to the wrong gods
Ayyyyy, copying comments that are posted 2 minutes before you. I can say that you are now the most hated person I know, I hope you will ***
@@dusktilldawn173 ????? what copying
@@dusktilldawn173 there is? i guess great minds think alike
@@dusktilldawn173 well again it isn't a lot of words and i came when there were no comments as of coming in
@@dusktilldawn173 makes sense. Bigger coincidences have happened, wont prentent to beleive me either
Cap: I've 100%ed the game!
The next update: *Are you sure about that?*
just wait until unit creator comes out...that's the next update btw
k
I can just imagine him making a full ato musketeer and then putting cheerleaders behind it
please keep going with this series. its my favorite series on this channel. if it went bye bye i would be really sad
first 10 seconds. very proud.
Sounds more like Spartans
😍
So
I came here 3 min after da video was posted and theres already like 400 something comments
@@bloodcells4279 good. sauce deserves this attention
7:31 Two words: Rubber bear
*Me turning on closed captions to try and find a sentence that sounds dirty*
🤣🤣🤣
Sadly captions don’t work on this vid (at least on mobile (i think) )
yey they dont work on switch either
18:54 he protec he attac but most importantly he snak
'The Boxing Challenge'
You are the boxer( you can take control and you have a boxing partner)
Round 1:
15 peasant vs you and your partner
Round 2:
8 painters vs you and your partner
Round 3:
2 flinlock pistols vs you and your partner
Final round:
1 flag bearer and 2 boxers vs you and your partner(add two peasants for a fair fight)
(Im trying to add it easy for you)
Like so captain can see
So early that RUclips says there are no views.
pigmasteroink Gabe yep
😍😍🦾
There is no meme
wow. Incredible. That must be such a legendary, prestigious achievement. You must be extremely proud. People will now see you as their hero and role model, and your accomplishment of being so early needs to be known in the comment section, so others that were too late can grovel to you.
why is the title "I Beat Every Challenge In The Game - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)"
but notifications tell me the title is "100% Completing TABS - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)"?
exactly
He has not completed the legacy campaign
He probably changed it after he uploaded it but RUclips cant do word to difficult for brain
@@ramikla_146 he has tho
Ramikla 1 he has bruh watch his other videos
Ayy
Ayy
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whatsupguys welcome back to another episode of tottalyaccurate battle simulateeeeeeeeeeeer
i just love the bouncing dragon at 12:30
12:16 the dragons are dancing.
TABS Idea: The Infinity Arrowed Hwacha.
-1 Hwacha
-At least 5 cheerleaders
Like so Captain Sauce can see!
You don't give the monk enough credit. From my tests, they've proven to be one of the most OP units in the game.
Cap: and i can only use the dynasty faction...
Me: **laughs in no limits**
The mighty samurai
They attac
They protec
But most importantly
They deflec
Here is a challenge for tabs:
Make a bunch of cupids(enemy team)
fight
a reaper, and behind the reaper have skeleton warriors, fire archers, peasants, halflings, squires, and/or a quick draw(your team)
It's pretty cool what happens. It could even be in the intro part.
Spoilers:
the challenge is called "betrayal"
Sauce, you are definitely a TABS veteran, I won't argue that. You've been there since the earliest days of the game, so you've seen a lot. But you can't declare yourself the master of an unfinished, early access game! That would be like completing the demo for Barn Finders and proclaiming yourself a Barn Finders master. Bad Sauce! Bad Sauce! lol
3:12 Thor just bonked the spear thrower on the head- I thought that he just lost momentum in his swing, but the spear thrower suddenly got struck. This is a great game
3:22 They both raised there weapons at the same time lol.
😂
True
14:21
Bye have a great time!