I Bullied Strong Units With Pewp - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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- Опубликовано: 18 май 2021
- I refuse to take these challenges seriously and it always pays off hilariously.
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'if the guy with the pointy stick won I would've lost my damn mind'
that just about sums up TABS
Yep
That’s the definition of TABS
Yeah that seems right!
@@puglord2442 TABS=STABS
Same
“Just punch the tanks”
“Oh yeah, the tanks shoot. They don’t just drive”
- CaptainSauce
"I'm playing both sides so that I always come out on top" -Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and this is my analogy for this episode
"they can't run over all of us can they?" Famous last words
Re
I like how sauce fights dogs with hotdogs and trys his absolute hardest
that sounds wrong in a way but ok
@@fedoraguy5936 I meant gods not dogs
@@Negative0PlusInfinity Gods with Hotgods?
@@plagueman049 that's hilarious:)))))
@@plagueman049 yeh
8:18
"This is what a good general says before starting a war. I recruited you based of the circumference of your cheeks."
- CaptainSauce 2021
Well now I know why commander hired me a doctor.
@@medic9127 Commander is a simp
what a perfect way to enjoy 8 o’clock
Try 11:30 bro get on my level.
@@tiredofpolitics9816 ha, same.
@@tiredofpolitics9816 1:00 I win
@@justrrocks5797 3 am the next day, ha!
I should sleep...
''This Thing is called the slicer, I'm gonna have it face off against a bunch of poop''
OHHH BOY, you can already tell this is gonna be a good video
"The slap chop can chop onions but the slicer can't even cut terds."
*proceeds ot lsoe it once more making followers to my army and makes a thing like OLD dark pesent* DEATH FROM BELLOW DEATH IS ALL IMPAILMRNY IS KING!
“The slicer struggles with turds” Cap, 2021
@Quinn Tauber bruh thats the point, cap said it.
Lol
@Quinn Tauber he can quote it and there is nothing wrong with that, and cap never said “the slicer struggles with turds, Me 2021”. So he never quoted himself.
The first 10 seconds of the video, I could already tell this was going to be a good one
I did to.
0:01 0:02
I made something built for non siege range, melee, surgical strikes, and stealth attacks.
Well it's a captain sauce video what do you expect
When I saw his name I knew it would be a good video
Cap: Please dont do that
Unit: imma do it >:)
Cap: Don-!
*Unit gets thrown into a different area code*
also Cap: the unit is gonna be a idiot and get themselves killed
the unit: actaully does something right
Cap:
makes the life of the dialogue very out of context and character but ok
This is true
Death bringer: *literally destroying half of their army*
Cap: "man, we got rolled over"
23:26 It’s Hobbit Jesus! Will he resurrect in the next episode more powerful than ever?
You should do a pop culture themed episode of TABS where you download characters from blockbuster movies, iconic video game characters, e.t.c. (Darth Vader for sure).
How about Johnny five
Like the anime faction i've been trying to get him to use for ages?
Homer Simpson
@@elainasynranelt No, popular culture, movies and such
@@bismarckandthekriegsmarine2954 to a certain degree, anime is technically pop culture
I love how someone remembers the muppets in their golden days with their sense of humor and weird songs and ye bor shkeer ye doo skadishskado
You slowly became a drunk pirate
@@skyguygamer2040 yar har fiddle le de
That isn’t a drunk pirate, it’s the Swedish Chef
@@deanbillman4426 yar har fiddle dee dee, now I am about to pee
@@skyguygamer2040 I thought you say: yar har fiddle dee dee, you are a pirate.
You know what would be funny, if captainsauce played turbo dismount. Thats right sink that in your mind.
i could literally watch capn tabs videos for the rest of my life
21:59 Is the most funniest thing I've seen in tabs,and sause's reactions just make it more funnier
Bugler?
From looking at the thumbnail I could tell this is gonna be a slaughter.
"I'm given a lot of money, so I can surround them... with a semi-circle." "WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED, AT LEAST FROM THIS SIDE." *TF2 Soldier intensifies*
It utterly blows my mind that you can come up with these jokes on the spot. Keep up the good work Cap 😁
The platonic love I have for SAUSE
Here is a tip for fighting the ice giants.
Never use melee units that are not big enough (in value) because if you do chances are they will get 1 shotted. you need big range units against the ice giant. The only moment when you would use a big melee unit if its something like the tree giant because it can do some damage and can survive some hits
I love the fact that he knows who Vince Offor is and what the slap chop is.
I like how he find both stupid units and op units and makes them fight when the result is clear
The perfect ending to your favourite vertically challenged option XD Thank you for another classic vid and take care of yourself please, Mate
"If the guy with the pointy stick won I would've lost my damn mind"
--Captain Sauce, 2021
Hi thank u for being here to make me laugh and ty for distracting me from the hell of 2020-2021
i would imagine the divne arbitors used the greek word kepauvow that is pronounced ke-rau-noh wich literaly means "strike with lightning bolts"
“It looks like they’re gonna make us kneel down and pray then run us over with a tank.”
I remember something similar to that happening in Asia... Tia-something square? Nah, probably no-
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China would like to know your location
@@SS-ij7gb "China now knows your location"*
@@iforgotoputausername no one cares wants to know your location
@@geraldballinger6428 did anyone ask? Wants your location
@@geraldballinger6428 shut the hell up let them make a joke would like to know your location
I love the guys just wobbling in the back
Captain: as long as they only have two tons deez nuts left, we should be fi- * proceeds to lose*
Captain: Since when can you die from praying?
*tutondeeznuts
This Legend uploaded when i woke up
10 seconds into seeing this I knew it was going to be cursed
"I'm recruiting you based on the circumference of your cheeks"
How's Thanos's EXTRA THICC cheeks for ya?
Cap: “Because they are gonna have a bunch of MEATSHIELDS rush us” me: FIRE ZE CAT CANON
fun fact: huge samuris or smauri giants can deflect big sharpend poles
When a turd is on the thumb nail, at that point the anarchy level is yEs.
maybe
What does terd mean?
@@confusedcat6969 Don't you dare r/wooooooosh me.
@@confusedcat6969 poop, Dukey, shit, crap, number 2, brown fart, ass blow, and so on.
@@confusedcat6969 sigh...
Here’s a random game suggestion
fold.it
It’s a puzzle game where you try to move pieces where the branches that want to stay inside are inside, the branches that want to stay outside stay outside, pairing the red and blue dots, and making sure the branches don’t intersect
The secret is that it’s secretly biochemistry and playing it helps do the math of folding proteins without having to do math.
Helping the armies of both Heaven and Hell? Cap is Argent Energy confirmed?
You need to create your own custom units and make some funny, op, and bad units just to play with
Day 25 of asking CaptainSauce to change his name to Sauce Daddy.
Every time captain sauce uploads it’s on trending
can we see him use more of the "marauve" he used at the very end of the video plz? that unit looks sick
Day 58 of telling sauce samari giant can deflect ballista arrow and tank shots
Idk where you been but he knows that already
@@nicesoccarball ok which video did he do this in
@@nicesoccarball no he doesn’t?
sword
13:00 or maybe it’s called dismantling the spears because they took all of the spears they used to have apart? The spikes on their helmets had to come from somewhere
"Whats up guys" is such a ikonic and great captainsauce intro (STOLEN)
Hey captainsauce, i have a custom totally accurate battle simulator campaign for you to play called "defend ze bard" can you please try it out?
Nice pfp
@@wu2166
Thank you
Can we get a "who needs a hero?" video please
I agree
yessss
“The slicer struggles with turds”
Well no wonder the Minotaur was wreaking the evil faction,it’s clearly a fighting type Pokémon,due to its well trained muscles and armor,and the evil faction is clearly all dark types.now if you had a psychic type unit then that could work
Day 2 of asking Cap to review my TABS factions, which can be found on the workshop. All of them have Synranelt in the title so they should be easy to find.
Make a monkey
Bet
She been caught lackin ahahah 8:56
Do people remember when he took costume campaigns for the comment section, I miss that
Don’t me, just watching cap while in online school
@Elijah Fuller it’s 9 am over here
during the day I sometimes do that to, so amen brother
Same
I wonder... When did the "GG!!!" button at the outro got removed? And why :0
I still wonder why he stopped the doki doki series
@@MEMOReSWEEP because someone spoiled the games twist for him
Anyone remembers the last episode of the appearance of that button? o.o I don't know the EXACT video where it last was seen.
lol how funny youtube's algorithm gave me a commercial for tabs while watching a video about tabs.
FYI how the shadow walkers work is that they teleport to the enemy farthest from them not just the backline. So if you put a shadow walker on the far right of the map he may teleport to an enemy unit on the far left of the map instead of the backline where you intended him to go
Day 111 of asking for more West of Loathing
You have been skipping days lol, we can see your past comments
@@huang111 you seem to have forgotten that captain sauce hasn’t been uploading daily recently so yes
Speaking of west of loathing, I came up with an untested strategy. I am pretty sure you can summon the bean shield as the beanslinger where ever you want on the floor, so summon it in front of cap's partner. Then use the partner to build wall in front of you. I call it the fortress technique.
its my sisters birthday
You can take control of the Crows from the scarecrow 😂
Ah yes even match, The Slicer V.S turds
Can you play battle cats and yous war lock and pear pls
But
battle recommendation
"Batman says we don't have to be afraid of people like you"
15 shadow walkers
2 mad mechanics
1 death bringer
15 peasants as the citizens who aren't afraid (on your team)
Me and my friend being weirdos at the town parade
2:20
Meow
Meow
IM 1 SECOND EARLYR THAN YOU
@@fandi4672 I know
I SAID E FIRSY
@@fandi4672 huh
E
I was so close
E
Congratulations on first
He is da first
E
Make it rain pain:
4 hwachas
4 tempus liches
8 gunslingers
Blackbeard
Thor
( All surrounding you but u only have to survive for 7-10 seconds)
Tabs wouldn't be the same without you and your hostility against the shire.
Cap i'm still asking please captinsauce play slime rancher again pls I beg of you like if u agree
Yeah
Hi
Hi
Good job ur first
Hi
Hello
@@jennyjin1617 i am?
Love a TABS video from Captainsauce
Divine arbiter: I fear no man, but that thing,
Pharaoh:
Divine arbiter: it scares me.
I love your TABS videos! Keep up the good work!
Battle idea: The dead uprising
All undead units: 1 grim, 20 skeleton warriors, 10 skeleton archers, 2 pumpkin catapults, 1 blackbeard and 2 skeleton giants.
Thanks for uploading dude
TABS Royal Rumble Round 2
1 King
1 Pirate Queen
1 Hobbit (King test dummy)
1 Priest (head of church)
1 Blackbeard
1 Captain
1 Chieftan
1 Jarl
1 Monkey King
1 Grim Reaper
1 Da Vinci Tank (just because)
1 Quickdraw
1 Thor
1 Chronomancer
1 Void Monarch
1 Hobbit (King of pissing people off)
You can use up to 3 balistae
No harmful effects (ice, fire,poison,etc.) but lightning is allowed
1:05 the entire plot of the Lord of the rings
....Pewp.
*ADD THIS INTO THE GODDAMN DICTIONARIES*
“Whip whip god (curse) whip em real good”! Captain Sauce 2021
How has nobody mentioned that the infernal whip is literally Scorpion from Mortal Kombat but the TABS version
Nice now he's uploading at 8pm instead of 930 or 10pm
Saying somethings easy, in TABS, is like working in a hospital, and saying it’s quiet
Are we just gonna gloss over the fact that Godzilla was not only able to stand up, but also fight back, not act like a giant, lumpy pin cushion, win a match and walk? There were a lot of personal little milestones that were checked off the list for the Terror of Tokyo today.
definitely my favorite series. Keep up the good work man
Thx for posting videos catpinan
4:57 "Apparently you can die from praying." *Ahem* Daniel and the Lions
Sauce trys his very best to beat these super strong units with what units he has in his disposal
Soon I will get PTSD from hearing "well I think that's gonna be it..." ... why do all good things come to an end?...
Only true tabs fans know about the dark peasant and near the end the dark peasant came back as a
Heaven guard?
Wow... That last one seems really strong, but I wonder if some god killers behind some units that can take a beating, wouldn't kill him... I mean, he didn't take almost no hits before, maybe he doesn't have that much health?
I was about to go to sleep when I saw a new video. I am now staying up longer
ooooh that was glorious, I absolutely *love* captain sauce's videos
one sensei 6 cheerleeders= only tornado that can fly in tabs
Y'know, Sauce, considering how much the game has evolved since you last held a tournament, perhaps you should host a new one? Who is the NEW best unit in TABS?
Bro, Cap, you underestimate the power of the Pike. I put 4 up against an ice giant, AND THEY WON. They do like 300 damage a hit with their pikes, and then can fight a little afterword's as a peasant, they're REALLY power full
I love your content man, been here for years