I Bullied Strong Units With Pewp - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @pradhu6939
    @pradhu6939 3 года назад +69

    “Just punch the tanks”
    “Oh yeah, the tanks shoot. They don’t just drive”
    - CaptainSauce

  • @officerdeath2195
    @officerdeath2195 3 года назад +501

    'if the guy with the pointy stick won I would've lost my damn mind'
    that just about sums up TABS

  • @popsicle5906
    @popsicle5906 3 года назад +76

    "I'm playing both sides so that I always come out on top" -Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and this is my analogy for this episode

  • @CJ_1406
    @CJ_1406 3 года назад +92

    8:18
    "This is what a good general says before starting a war. I recruited you based of the circumference of your cheeks."
    - CaptainSauce 2021

  • @Negative0PlusInfinity
    @Negative0PlusInfinity 3 года назад +295

    I like how sauce fights dogs with hotdogs and trys his absolute hardest

  • @authorizedfailure09
    @authorizedfailure09 3 года назад +74

    "they can't run over all of us can they?" Famous last words

  • @_-k-horsemusic-_5139
    @_-k-horsemusic-_5139 3 года назад +32

    ''This Thing is called the slicer, I'm gonna have it face off against a bunch of poop''
    OHHH BOY, you can already tell this is gonna be a good video

    • @Thatonefuckinguy
      @Thatonefuckinguy 3 года назад +3

      "The slap chop can chop onions but the slicer can't even cut terds."

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 3 года назад +1

      *proceeds ot lsoe it once more making followers to my army and makes a thing like OLD dark pesent* DEATH FROM BELLOW DEATH IS ALL IMPAILMRNY IS KING!

  • @dinosquidd
    @dinosquidd 3 года назад +104

    Cap: Please dont do that
    Unit: imma do it >:)
    Cap: Don-!
    *Unit gets thrown into a different area code*

    • @funymanrae3191
      @funymanrae3191 3 года назад +4

      also Cap: the unit is gonna be a idiot and get themselves killed
      the unit: actaully does something right
      Cap:

    • @quilteddd
      @quilteddd 3 года назад +1

      makes the life of the dialogue very out of context and character but ok

    • @droolytheghostcat5859
      @droolytheghostcat5859 3 года назад

      This is true

  • @andrewnorris9337
    @andrewnorris9337 3 года назад +169

    The first 10 seconds of the video, I could already tell this was going to be a good one

    • @toniwhalin6813
      @toniwhalin6813 3 года назад +2

      I did to.

    • @namenottaken8459
      @namenottaken8459 3 года назад +2

      0:01 0:02

    • @toniwhalin6813
      @toniwhalin6813 3 года назад +2

      I made something built for non siege range, melee, surgical strikes, and stealth attacks.

    • @zerne6334
      @zerne6334 3 года назад +5

      Well it's a captain sauce video what do you expect

    • @luigikart4653
      @luigikart4653 3 года назад +3

      When I saw his name I knew it would be a good video

  • @deanbillman4426
    @deanbillman4426 3 года назад +39

    I love how someone remembers the muppets in their golden days with their sense of humor and weird songs and ye bor shkeer ye doo skadishskado

    • @skyguygamer2040
      @skyguygamer2040 3 года назад +2

      You slowly became a drunk pirate

    • @n-s-a7113
      @n-s-a7113 3 года назад +1

      @@skyguygamer2040 yar har fiddle le de

    • @deanbillman4426
      @deanbillman4426 3 года назад +1

      That isn’t a drunk pirate, it’s the Swedish Chef

    • @skyguygamer2040
      @skyguygamer2040 3 года назад

      @@deanbillman4426 yar har fiddle dee dee, now I am about to pee

    • @satyavarma2449
      @satyavarma2449 3 года назад

      @@skyguygamer2040 I thought you say: yar har fiddle dee dee, you are a pirate.

  • @HuffGLaDTem
    @HuffGLaDTem 3 года назад +98

    what a perfect way to enjoy 8 o’clock

  • @AnxietyAttackMaster
    @AnxietyAttackMaster 3 года назад +33

    “The slicer struggles with turds” Cap, 2021

    • @jimmyjohnjoe3700
      @jimmyjohnjoe3700 3 года назад

      @Quinn Tauber bruh thats the point, cap said it.

    • @PeepHeem
      @PeepHeem 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @jimmyjohnjoe3700
      @jimmyjohnjoe3700 3 года назад

      @Quinn Tauber he can quote it and there is nothing wrong with that, and cap never said “the slicer struggles with turds, Me 2021”. So he never quoted himself.

  • @bookmaster3346
    @bookmaster3346 3 года назад +11

    21:59 Is the most funniest thing I've seen in tabs,and sause's reactions just make it more funnier

  • @ethanjacobs9675
    @ethanjacobs9675 3 года назад +105

    You should do a pop culture themed episode of TABS where you download characters from blockbuster movies, iconic video game characters, e.t.c. (Darth Vader for sure).

  • @funniusername4355
    @funniusername4355 3 года назад +6

    Death bringer: *literally destroying half of their army*
    Cap: "man, we got rolled over"

  • @muffinkingdom
    @muffinkingdom Год назад +2

    Cap: “Because they are gonna have a bunch of MEATSHIELDS rush us” me: FIRE ZE CAT CANON

  • @fastpickle32
    @fastpickle32 3 года назад +10

    i could literally watch capn tabs videos for the rest of my life

  • @Stoopid_Sandwich
    @Stoopid_Sandwich 3 года назад +1

    Are we just gonna gloss over the fact that Godzilla was not only able to stand up, but also fight back, not act like a giant, lumpy pin cushion, win a match and walk? There were a lot of personal little milestones that were checked off the list for the Terror of Tokyo today.

  • @lebird1559
    @lebird1559 3 года назад +5

    1:05 the entire plot of the Lord of the rings

  • @Agent_Matt_6
    @Agent_Matt_6 3 года назад +1

    Here’s a random game suggestion
    fold.it
    It’s a puzzle game where you try to move pieces where the branches that want to stay inside are inside, the branches that want to stay outside stay outside, pairing the red and blue dots, and making sure the branches don’t intersect
    The secret is that it’s secretly biochemistry and playing it helps do the math of folding proteins without having to do math.

  • @kingkrustacean2338
    @kingkrustacean2338 3 года назад +7

    You know what would be funny, if captainsauce played turbo dismount. Thats right sink that in your mind.

  • @luvshak42
    @luvshak42 Год назад +2

    "If the guy with the pointy stick won I would've lost my damn mind"
    --Captain Sauce, 2021

  • @zerxxyfn3737
    @zerxxyfn3737 3 года назад +18

    It utterly blows my mind that you can come up with these jokes on the spot. Keep up the good work Cap 😁

  • @senseilekai704
    @senseilekai704 3 года назад +3

    23:26 It’s Hobbit Jesus! Will he resurrect in the next episode more powerful than ever?

  • @helispos9086
    @helispos9086 3 года назад +15

    From looking at the thumbnail I could tell this is gonna be a slaughter.

  • @bean_creature2.05
    @bean_creature2.05 2 года назад +2

    Here is a tip for fighting the ice giants.
    Never use melee units that are not big enough (in value) because if you do chances are they will get 1 shotted. you need big range units against the ice giant. The only moment when you would use a big melee unit if its something like the tree giant because it can do some damage and can survive some hits

  • @invisiblearachnid9733
    @invisiblearachnid9733 3 года назад +52

    “It looks like they’re gonna make us kneel down and pray then run us over with a tank.”
    I remember something similar to that happening in Asia... Tia-something square? Nah, probably no-
    [this post has been deleted]

    • @SS-ij7gb
      @SS-ij7gb 3 года назад +5

      China would like to know your location

    • @iforgotoputausername
      @iforgotoputausername 3 года назад +3

      @@SS-ij7gb "China now knows your location"*

    • @geraldballinger6428
      @geraldballinger6428 3 года назад

      @@iforgotoputausername no one cares wants to know your location

    • @emmalion1976
      @emmalion1976 3 года назад +1

      @@geraldballinger6428 did anyone ask? Wants your location

    • @generalfloppa5798
      @generalfloppa5798 3 года назад

      @@geraldballinger6428 shut the hell up let them make a joke would like to know your location

  • @nicoachorn
    @nicoachorn 3 года назад +1

    "I'm given a lot of money, so I can surround them... with a semi-circle." "WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED, AT LEAST FROM THIS SIDE." *TF2 Soldier intensifies*

  • @goaway2803
    @goaway2803 3 года назад +5

    The perfect ending to your favourite vertically challenged option XD Thank you for another classic vid and take care of yourself please, Mate

  • @meatbaIls
    @meatbaIls 3 года назад +2

    Only true tabs fans know about the dark peasant and near the end the dark peasant came back as a
    Heaven guard?

  • @alvin5724
    @alvin5724 3 года назад +7

    Captain: as long as they only have two tons deez nuts left, we should be fi- * proceeds to lose*
    Captain: Since when can you die from praying?

  • @kaidenwiemiller6836
    @kaidenwiemiller6836 3 года назад +2

    I love the fact that he knows who Vince Offor is and what the slap chop is.

  • @waspshower
    @waspshower 3 года назад +24

    When a turd is on the thumb nail, at that point the anarchy level is yEs.

    • @Bigdoofs
      @Bigdoofs 3 года назад +1

      maybe

    • @confusedcat6969
      @confusedcat6969 3 года назад +1

      What does terd mean?

    • @waspshower
      @waspshower 3 года назад +1

      @@confusedcat6969 Don't you dare r/wooooooosh me.

    • @waspshower
      @waspshower 3 года назад +1

      @@confusedcat6969 poop, Dukey, shit, crap, number 2, brown fart, ass blow, and so on.

    • @waspshower
      @waspshower 3 года назад +1

      @@confusedcat6969 sigh...

  • @Mr.mistake64
    @Mr.mistake64 3 года назад +13

    The platonic love I have for SAUSE

  • @teriyoungjasuh6863
    @teriyoungjasuh6863 3 года назад +6

    fun fact: huge samuris or smauri giants can deflect big sharpend poles

  • @arktic3140
    @arktic3140 3 года назад +7

    "I'm recruiting you based on the circumference of your cheeks"
    How's Thanos's EXTRA THICC cheeks for ya?

  • @standiq2672
    @standiq2672 3 года назад +5

    I like how he find both stupid units and op units and makes them fight when the result is clear

  • @cashvandenhout7928
    @cashvandenhout7928 3 года назад +2

    Hi thank u for being here to make me laugh and ty for distracting me from the hell of 2020-2021

  • @goodet8279
    @goodet8279 3 года назад +10

    10 seconds into seeing this I knew it was going to be cursed

  • @dudeliest2843
    @dudeliest2843 3 года назад +2

    Petition to add the chicken men back

  • @fleetadmiralauto6506
    @fleetadmiralauto6506 3 года назад +3

    Helping the armies of both Heaven and Hell? Cap is Argent Energy confirmed?

  • @Hyprek_
    @Hyprek_ 3 года назад +1

    I love the guys just wobbling in the back

  • @jacquelinegould9747
    @jacquelinegould9747 3 года назад +3

    You need to create your own custom units and make some funny, op, and bad units just to play with

  • @teddyayden8390
    @teddyayden8390 3 года назад +1

    This is what cap meant when he says "this went to shit"

  • @oneosix106decena
    @oneosix106decena 3 года назад +3

    This Legend uploaded when i woke up

  • @PiggyChip
    @PiggyChip 3 года назад +1

    Every time captain sauce uploads it’s on trending

  • @thebaconguy1661
    @thebaconguy1661 3 года назад +7

    Day 25 of asking CaptainSauce to change his name to Sauce Daddy.

  • @tassadro
    @tassadro 3 года назад +1

    lol how funny youtube's algorithm gave me a commercial for tabs while watching a video about tabs.

  • @elainasynranelt
    @elainasynranelt 3 года назад +7

    Day 2 of asking Cap to review my TABS factions, which can be found on the workshop. All of them have Synranelt in the title so they should be easy to find.

  • @jakeman8669
    @jakeman8669 3 года назад +1

    13:00 or maybe it’s called dismantling the spears because they took all of the spears they used to have apart? The spikes on their helmets had to come from somewhere

  • @GLUTINOUS_GLORY
    @GLUTINOUS_GLORY 3 года назад +4

    Can we get a "who needs a hero?" video please

  • @death_watch6776
    @death_watch6776 3 года назад +2

    FYI how the shadow walkers work is that they teleport to the enemy farthest from them not just the backline. So if you put a shadow walker on the far right of the map he may teleport to an enemy unit on the far left of the map instead of the backline where you intended him to go

  • @logansavage6036
    @logansavage6036 3 года назад +10

    Don’t me, just watching cap while in online school

  • @flaminggaming143
    @flaminggaming143 3 года назад +2

    can we see him use more of the "marauve" he used at the very end of the video plz? that unit looks sick

  • @damianneeley5121
    @damianneeley5121 3 года назад +4

    Day 58 of telling sauce samari giant can deflect ballista arrow and tank shots

    • @nicesoccarball
      @nicesoccarball 3 года назад

      Idk where you been but he knows that already

    • @damianneeley5121
      @damianneeley5121 3 года назад

      @@nicesoccarball ok which video did he do this in

    • @beak1618
      @beak1618 3 года назад

      @@nicesoccarball no he doesn’t?

  • @VolcanicoD.S.
    @VolcanicoD.S. 3 года назад +1

    Ah yes even match, The Slicer V.S turds

  • @Th1Stalker101
    @Th1Stalker101 3 года назад +68

    Make a monkey

    • @Blake-gl4wv
      @Blake-gl4wv 7 месяцев назад +4

      Bet

    • @Joshua-t9i4l
      @Joshua-t9i4l 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Blake-gl4wv I bet you are a monkey 😂😂

    • @jrjdnrdusj
      @jrjdnrdusj 5 месяцев назад +3

      Bro is racist af

    • @Uncleborsalino1
      @Uncleborsalino1 5 месяцев назад +2

      Dude in what way? ​@@jrjdnrdusj

    • @jrjdnrdusj
      @jrjdnrdusj 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@Uncleborsalino1 it's a joke

  • @MiKO_42
    @MiKO_42 3 года назад +2

    Hey CaptianSauce? I know this isn't related to this video but is there anyway you could play more Budget Cuts 2? I'd really like to see the rest of that game.. (only if that’s possible!)

  • @iknosabuk
    @iknosabuk 3 года назад +3

    I wonder... When did the "GG!!!" button at the outro got removed? And why :0

    • @WatermelonJollyRanchr
      @WatermelonJollyRanchr 3 года назад +1

      I still wonder why he stopped the doki doki series

    • @JondarKorric
      @JondarKorric 3 года назад +1

      @@WatermelonJollyRanchr because someone spoiled the games twist for him

    • @iknosabuk
      @iknosabuk 3 года назад

      Anyone remembers the last episode of the appearance of that button? o.o I don't know the EXACT video where it last was seen.

  • @superbeltman6197
    @superbeltman6197 3 года назад

    E.G.A. CaptainSauce
    3:29 Using the environment to your advantage
    6:44 Unit Possession
    10:53 Attempted Pluralization

  • @FelixtheBard
    @FelixtheBard 3 года назад +10

    Day 111 of asking for more West of Loathing

    • @huang111
      @huang111 3 года назад +2

      You have been skipping days lol, we can see your past comments

    • @demonzrising2545
      @demonzrising2545 3 года назад +1

      @@huang111 you seem to have forgotten that captain sauce hasn’t been uploading daily recently so yes

    • @xiang7148
      @xiang7148 3 года назад

      Speaking of west of loathing, I came up with an untested strategy. I am pretty sure you can summon the bean shield as the beanslinger where ever you want on the floor, so summon it in front of cap's partner. Then use the partner to build wall in front of you. I call it the fortress technique.

  • @Ashvee72-from-Thewildguess
    @Ashvee72-from-Thewildguess 3 года назад +1

    Well no wonder the Minotaur was wreaking the evil faction,it’s clearly a fighting type Pokémon,due to its well trained muscles and armor,and the evil faction is clearly all dark types.now if you had a psychic type unit then that could work

  • @helloim...6304
    @helloim...6304 3 года назад +3

    Can you play battle cats and yous war lock and pear pls

  • @thedococ4148
    @thedococ4148 3 года назад +1

    Cap: says meatshields
    Me: battle cats

  • @Bigdoofs
    @Bigdoofs 3 года назад +3

    sword

  • @free2play-previouslyanvesh508
    @free2play-previouslyanvesh508 3 года назад

    4:47
    Cap:Kills the guy with a pointy stick
    Pharaoh 1:Time to teach him lesson
    Pharaoh 2:No like literally we are going to teach him something new.

  • @hundredcloth1906
    @hundredcloth1906 3 года назад +4

    Cap i'm still asking please captinsauce play slime rancher again pls I beg of you like if u agree

  • @iisbeyeeting4737
    @iisbeyeeting4737 3 года назад +1

    Saying somethings easy, in TABS, is like working in a hospital, and saying it’s quiet

  • @Fandi9001
    @Fandi9001 3 года назад +19

    E

  • @mr.depthleviathan5425
    @mr.depthleviathan5425 3 года назад +1

    "Rival Church"
    1 Sacred Elephant
    1 Mammoth (This is Snuffy's cousin, by the way. Snuffy is loyal to the Church of the Wobbly Horse)
    4 Healers (2 for each packaderm)
    10 Squires
    2 Righteous Paladins

  • @tc8840
    @tc8840 3 года назад +6

    Hi

  • @setha.beltran5802
    @setha.beltran5802 3 года назад

    4:57 "Apparently you can die from praying." *Ahem* Daniel and the Lions

  • @captainjakil
    @captainjakil 3 года назад +1

    battle recommendation
    "Batman says we don't have to be afraid of people like you"
    15 shadow walkers
    2 mad mechanics
    1 death bringer
    15 peasants as the citizens who aren't afraid (on your team)

  • @webmen-kun7453
    @webmen-kun7453 3 года назад +2

    Do people remember when he took costume campaigns for the comment section, I miss that

  • @romanxfire5thepokemondude457
    @romanxfire5thepokemondude457 3 года назад +1

    Bone-zone
    50 skeleton warriors
    20 bone archers
    2 big bone bois
    3 grims
    And a deadbeard:(its coming)

  • @theamazingpotato3349
    @theamazingpotato3349 3 года назад +1

    Shadow walkers always go for the farthest unit btw

  • @rishitumkur1697
    @rishitumkur1697 3 года назад +2

    How has nobody mentioned that the infernal whip is literally Scorpion from Mortal Kombat but the TABS version

  • @Deverosfear
    @Deverosfear 3 года назад +2

    I built a defend the hobbit campaign for you called "The legend of Blumbin: A journey of dragon`s?"

  • @Dom-qz9zf
    @Dom-qz9zf 3 года назад +1

    Me and my friend being weirdos at the town parade
    2:20

  • @Joey8809
    @Joey8809 3 года назад +2

    "Whats up guys" is such a ikonic and great captainsauce intro (STOLEN)

  • @romanxfire5thepokemondude457
    @romanxfire5thepokemondude457 3 года назад +1

    Battle idea: The dead uprising
    All undead units: 1 grim, 20 skeleton warriors, 10 skeleton archers, 2 pumpkin catapults, 1 blackbeard and 2 skeleton giants.

  • @tandering6223
    @tandering6223 3 года назад

    At 23:20 the example hobbit is your entire tabs Playlist in a nutshell 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @jsshorthouse9270
    @jsshorthouse9270 3 года назад +1

    She been caught lackin ahahah 8:56

  • @bridges363
    @bridges363 3 года назад

    Divine arbiter: I fear no man, but that thing,
    Pharaoh:
    Divine arbiter: it scares me.

  • @Gh0st_2144
    @Gh0st_2144 3 года назад +1

    TABS Royal Rumble Round 2
    1 King
    1 Pirate Queen
    1 Hobbit (King test dummy)
    1 Priest (head of church)
    1 Blackbeard
    1 Captain
    1 Chieftan
    1 Jarl
    1 Monkey King
    1 Grim Reaper
    1 Da Vinci Tank (just because)
    1 Quickdraw
    1 Thor
    1 Chronomancer
    1 Void Monarch
    1 Hobbit (King of pissing people off)
    You can use up to 3 balistae
    No harmful effects (ice, fire,poison,etc.) but lightning is allowed

  • @zainahmed5054
    @zainahmed5054 3 года назад +1

    Make it rain pain:
    4 hwachas
    4 tempus liches
    8 gunslingers
    Blackbeard
    Thor
    ( All surrounding you but u only have to survive for 7-10 seconds)

  • @memezrus6793
    @memezrus6793 3 года назад +1

    Tabs wouldn't be the same without you and your hostility against the shire.

  • @djtabor
    @djtabor 3 года назад +1

    Bro, Cap, you underestimate the power of the Pike. I put 4 up against an ice giant, AND THEY WON. They do like 300 damage a hit with their pikes, and then can fight a little afterword's as a peasant, they're REALLY power full

  • @beatboxmaster6964
    @beatboxmaster6964 3 года назад +1

    You can take control of the Crows from the scarecrow 😂

  • @abrawlhallaaddictv2.082
    @abrawlhallaaddictv2.082 3 года назад

    “How?”
    -10 ballistas
    -5 pirate queens
    -15 chieftains
    -50 poachers
    -2 shoguns

  • @crablord8499
    @crablord8499 3 года назад +1

    I love your TABS videos! Keep up the good work!

  • @graduator14
    @graduator14 3 года назад +1

    The slicer definitely sounds like a "shitty" made for t.v. item! ;)

  • @metrux321
    @metrux321 3 года назад +1

    Wow... That last one seems really strong, but I wonder if some god killers behind some units that can take a beating, wouldn't kill him... I mean, he didn't take almost no hits before, maybe he doesn't have that much health?

  • @AlexM-hv2xk
    @AlexM-hv2xk 3 года назад +1

    Soon I will get PTSD from hearing "well I think that's gonna be it..." ... why do all good things come to an end?...

  • @hamburbger428
    @hamburbger428 3 года назад +2

    “The slicer struggles with turds”

  • @liondanoman
    @liondanoman 3 года назад

    2:18 Why are those two soldier sitting on the back of the tanks move their body like that? Aahh... I see... It must be the vibration from the tank engine. Not many people know that tank is also a huge vibrator 😎

  • @notapedo4797
    @notapedo4797 3 года назад

    “Whip whip god (curse) whip em real good”! Captain Sauce 2021

  • @BryanDes
    @BryanDes 3 года назад +2

    Nice now he's uploading at 8pm instead of 930 or 10pm

  • @memelord2875
    @memelord2875 3 года назад +1

    Thanks for uploading dude

  • @hjart6751
    @hjart6751 3 года назад +1

    I love your content man, been here for years