This Is How You DON'T Play Resident Evil: Director's Cut Dual Shock Version

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

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  • @Stormrider881
    @Stormrider881 4 года назад +32

    *completely fills inventory while exploring, blames the in game character for being dumb* Yup this is a DSP play through.

  • @OG_McLovin
    @OG_McLovin 8 лет назад +25

    That poison mist spergout around 48:00 is such classic Phil. Thanks for uploading this, mang.

  • @jigsawb2298
    @jigsawb2298 9 лет назад +78

    I find it ironic that DSP calls Jill stupid.

    • @adambriceland6588
      @adambriceland6588 6 лет назад +13

      Yeah Jill would mop the floor with Phil lol

    • @drkinferno72
      @drkinferno72 3 года назад +14

      To be fair, she’s only as smart as the player

  • @the21stsergeant
    @the21stsergeant 3 года назад +22

    A so-called gaming channel where the host seems to hate games, sees them as a chore and anything which doesn't immediately accomplish the end of the game is a waste of his time. Yeah, cool.

  • @DeepPoeticSociety
    @DeepPoeticSociety 9 лет назад +38

    Every time he clears his goddamn throat it's 99/100 followed by a snort. Jesus...

    • @UGRRetribution
      @UGRRetribution  9 лет назад +7

      +Deep Poetic Society Even though it's edited down a bit, yeah.

  • @tali6844
    @tali6844 7 лет назад +29

    "I feel like Jill's campaign is better by a far far margin"
    She has 2 extra pockets, starts with a gun, has Barry constantly help, and has easier puzzles...he knew there was less of a chance he would screw this up

    • @benja-tp1sp
      @benja-tp1sp 3 года назад +5

      4 years late, but to be fair, she has less health than Chris.

    • @benja-tp1sp
      @benja-tp1sp 3 года назад +2

      Dude, health decides whether you having to go back to the title and redoing stuff or keep playing. It does matter, a lot.

    • @benja-tp1sp
      @benja-tp1sp 3 года назад

      I guess, but we're both right on our own terms, an experienced player would apreciate Chris' health boost, a new player would like all of Jill's bonuses and shorter campaign.

    • @benja-tp1sp
      @benja-tp1sp 3 года назад +1

      It is. Remake is cool too but i will always prefer the PS1 game.

    • @professorpenne9962
      @professorpenne9962 2 года назад +6

      it's easier by a country mile to play as jill. no keys needed for some doors. being able to lug around a grenade launcher with lots of extra ammo. it's a no brainer chris is hard mode.

  • @ekbro1297
    @ekbro1297 8 лет назад +21

    How the hell does this dude snort, burp, and hawk loogies so god damn much.... holy shit

  • @darkrai12341
    @darkrai12341 7 лет назад +16

    the dsp face on the inventory screen is so funny, nice touch.

  • @shwnholroydful
    @shwnholroydful 6 лет назад +12

    This TIHYDP is my favorite. So many good moments. Great editing.

  • @EazyB90
    @EazyB90 Год назад +3

    This is a certified classic. Just a constant barrage of hilariously stupid and head-scratching comments, jokes, decisions and fails.

  • @THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS
    @THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS 8 лет назад +36

    Jill sandwitch is the best girl!

  • @DuoDynamo
    @DuoDynamo 8 лет назад +19

    I feel ashamed that DSP immediately figured out he needed the crank after placing the elevator battery while I spent an hour trying to figure out what to do.

    • @OGKoudelka
      @OGKoudelka 7 лет назад +14

      DuoDynamo stream chat told him pretty sure

    • @masumasumasu
      @masumasumasu 6 лет назад

      I needed more than 1 hour to fiure that out...

  • @cmille24
    @cmille24 4 года назад +22

    Wastes acid rounds on zombies
    Uses the Beretta on the hunter
    Lol

  • @ongansan
    @ongansan 8 лет назад +15

    I didn't expect DSP to understand the charm of mid 90's cgi...

  • @chicagoman17
    @chicagoman17 8 лет назад +19

    All that button mashing. I wonder how many controllers he goes through.

  • @skrall107
    @skrall107 3 года назад +3

    I can't believe I'm about to complement DSP, but that joke he made about the cats musical ages like fine wine.

  • @Boots43096
    @Boots43096 6 лет назад +7

    god the soundtrack to RE1 is SOOO GOOOOD

  • @Z-Mikes00
    @Z-Mikes00 8 лет назад +14

    14:53
    LMFAO sounds like a baby crying

  • @FLAMESNSKULLZGAMING
    @FLAMESNSKULLZGAMING 3 года назад +9

    Watching still in 2021 lol it never gets old to me

    • @Psydrre
      @Psydrre 3 года назад +3

      Yeah I wholeheartedly agree!

  • @sgtpepper91
    @sgtpepper91 4 года назад +6

    Jill was thicker in the original 😭😭😭

  • @vitaliyzborovskyy1633
    @vitaliyzborovskyy1633 9 лет назад +14

    Man, just, imagine him playing in the hard as nails Arrange Mode.

    • @TheKarui
      @TheKarui 8 лет назад +3

      How is the arrange mode hard? I didn't notice any difference.

    • @DieHardjagged
      @DieHardjagged 6 лет назад +2

      Lol Arrange mode is piss easy.

    • @FLAMESNSKULLZGAMING
      @FLAMESNSKULLZGAMING 3 года назад +1

      It was easy for me too

  • @CloudStrifeZX
    @CloudStrifeZX 8 лет назад +8

    he would´ve commited suicide if he plays as chris because he lacks the lockpick and has to create a toxin (vjolt) to kill plant 42

    • @UGRRetribution
      @UGRRetribution  8 лет назад +2

      He did play as Chris in the remake!

    • @CloudStrifeZX
      @CloudStrifeZX 8 лет назад +2

      UndergroundRevolution could you please give me the link of that video i want to laugh at his futile attempts

    • @UGRRetribution
      @UGRRetribution  8 лет назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/NyC7xztzk7Y/видео.html

    • @CloudStrifeZX
      @CloudStrifeZX 8 лет назад +2

      UndergroundRevolution thank you

  • @cartmanofsp
    @cartmanofsp 9 лет назад +14

    You had to sit through this burp-fest? I am so sorry

  • @sr.dascopiassp196
    @sr.dascopiassp196 4 года назад +7

    Ya can't spell Philistine whithout Phil.

  • @Neon_Henchman
    @Neon_Henchman 4 года назад +3

    Phil complaining at the poison gas by swearing is like DuckTales all over again.

  • @Cagzstar
    @Cagzstar 6 лет назад +6

    Jill in the remake looks cute and beautiful 😍 I love her

  • @eviled33
    @eviled33 3 года назад +3

    I'm only two minutes in. I love the "Snort Counter"

  • @TheKarui
    @TheKarui 8 лет назад +4

    Doesn't leaving the boss fight mid fight reset the health?

  • @Iceboundphantom1
    @Iceboundphantom1 6 месяцев назад

    Adding the text and randomly including the snorting and clearing of the throat kept making me laugh more than it probably should have, lmaoo.

  • @reignofrock
    @reignofrock 4 года назад +8

    Clown-mode engaged!

  • @peterdrivas8186
    @peterdrivas8186 9 лет назад +2

    It feels like there is footage missing from this upload compared to the last version.

    • @UGRRetribution
      @UGRRetribution  9 лет назад

      +Peter Drivas Actually, no - it's a carbon copy reupload of the file I had on my hard drive all the time.

  • @-Zikade-
    @-Zikade- 7 лет назад +8

    Okay... I laughed way too hard at that intro.

    • @Mikemic2218
      @Mikemic2218 5 лет назад +1

      Seriously dsp makes the funniest weird noises for an idiot.

  • @TerminalllyChill
    @TerminalllyChill 3 года назад +4

    What the absolute hell was he doing with the box/staircase puzzle

    • @Exmachinagamma
      @Exmachinagamma 2 года назад +3

      Giving me a coronary and raising my blood pressure😮‍💨

  • @infinitygenealpa
    @infinitygenealpa 4 года назад +4

    He’s right about Capcom though. They are a much different company now than they were in their heyday in the 80’s and 90’s.

  • @brandonnetwork
    @brandonnetwork 4 года назад +5

    Don’t you remember from MGS3? He’s a big fan of shotguns.

  • @FLAMESNSKULLZGAMING
    @FLAMESNSKULLZGAMING Год назад +2

    still watching in 2023 lol

  • @FLAMESNSKULLZGAMING
    @FLAMESNSKULLZGAMING 2 года назад +6

    WATCHING 2022 STILL FUNNY LOL

    • @terryprust9604
      @terryprust9604 2 года назад +2

      I just came across this video and I haven't laughed 😂 this hard in a long time. 😅

  • @noptic
    @noptic 9 лет назад +8

    Did he really just say Jill's scenario is harder?

    • @UGRRetribution
      @UGRRetribution  9 лет назад +2

      +noptic Probably.

    • @adambriceland6588
      @adambriceland6588 6 лет назад +5

      Jill's scenario is way easier because you get the grenade launcher plus 2 more item slots

    • @bigfatwarlord1846
      @bigfatwarlord1846 5 лет назад +4

      Adam Briceland and the lock pick

  • @SarahsKnight0
    @SarahsKnight0 Год назад +2

    I've never seen anyone be so damn slow to shoot in this game.

  • @ChrisOrillia
    @ChrisOrillia 8 лет назад +6

    UndergroundRevolution (Sorry, don't know your name) It would be god-like if you did this level of editing and comedy for his RE2 and/or 3 and/or Code Veronica

  • @AJTComicsBrand
    @AJTComicsBrand 8 лет назад +2

    Soooo the PSN version only has the "Greatest Hits" version of Resident Evil 1??

    • @1003405
      @1003405 8 лет назад +1

      The PSN version is the Resident Evil: Director's Cut (Dualshock Version). That version is infamous for changing the music...

    • @josephfrye7342
      @josephfrye7342 7 лет назад

      no joke!!!.

    • @PeacefulJoint
      @PeacefulJoint 4 года назад

      Soundtrack swap is horrible but I like the arrange mode they added.

    • @Anakin2800
      @Anakin2800 4 года назад

      @@PeacefulJoint so glad I still have the original Director's Cut version with the good music.

  • @ChrisOrillia
    @ChrisOrillia 8 лет назад +2

    Finally someone who's actually funny - button mashing intensifies, lol

  • @nothingforgrantedPS23
    @nothingforgrantedPS23 5 лет назад +3

    20:30 Spider raped! Nom nom nom!!

  • @AJTComicsBrand
    @AJTComicsBrand 8 лет назад +8

    The BEST part 45:56

  • @malikarsyasakani
    @malikarsyasakani 5 лет назад +3

    0:02:17 “Bioshock hurururur”
    Thats too far phil

  • @terrafeena
    @terrafeena 8 лет назад +2

    What I learned from this video: that the world's dumbest people are also the biggest whiners.
    Also, a word about that comment complaining that he was using the shotgun "too early" in the game...it's really okay to start using the shotgun as soon as you get it. If you're playing as Jill, then you'll really want to use the bazooka against the hunters instead of the shotgun (if you're playing as Chris, you'll want to hold off on using until Plant 42; Yawn should be the *earliest* time you start using it substantially, if you choose to fight and not dodge, but you don't really need to be wasting shells on zombies and dogs). Likewise, to advise somebody who's not experience with the game or obviously really bad at tank controls to avoid the enemies probably isn't the best idea lol. If you keep your eyes peeled and collect all the ammo, you'll have an abundance of supplies by the end. This game is actually quite generous with items. The only time it's kind of hard is at the beginning, when you don't have an abundance of ammo to begin with. But even then, you can get away with downing most of the enemies before you start collecting more stuff (that is, if you're not a horrible shot lol).

  • @ohmyitsmeokay
    @ohmyitsmeokay 8 лет назад +5

    Laughed so hard at 14:53

  • @joedakiller
    @joedakiller 8 лет назад +2

    Maybe it's just me, but something about him using every damn save slot bothers me.
    Maybe there's a reason he does it, but then again, it's Phil I'm talking about.

    • @Vladicarus
      @Vladicarus 5 лет назад +1

      Two years late, but basically youtubers do it so they have the ability to go back and re-record if something goes wrong.
      but phil would never go back so why he does it i dunno.

  • @James-mi5qt
    @James-mi5qt 6 лет назад +2

    33:56
    *Sick freestyle*

  • @chicagoman17
    @chicagoman17 9 лет назад +2

    What happened to the other version of this video?

    • @UGRRetribution
      @UGRRetribution  9 лет назад +1

      +chicagoman17 Account issues.

    • @chicagoman17
      @chicagoman17 9 лет назад +2

      I hope this video stays up for a long time. It's one of my favorite videos online.

    • @UGRRetribution
      @UGRRetribution  9 лет назад +1

      +chicagoman17 Personally, I think it's bad.

    • @chicagoman17
      @chicagoman17 9 лет назад +3

      +UndergroundRevolution it's bad but it's a good bad

  • @SarahsKnight0
    @SarahsKnight0 Год назад +1

    56:02 - Holy crap his laughs are obnoxious. They sound so forced.

  • @number1enemyoftheuseless985
    @number1enemyoftheuseless985 8 месяцев назад

    Wow his laugh is a anger trigger...

  • @davidsmith3949
    @davidsmith3949 6 лет назад +2

    3:32 missed opportunity to edit Leanna over Rebecca.

  • @whatsupbossanova
    @whatsupbossanova 6 лет назад +8

    Ew the dualshock version...

  • @NavonWiseTV
    @NavonWiseTV 5 лет назад +1

    Oh my god....OH! MY! FUCKING! GAAAAHD!

  • @josephfrye7342
    @josephfrye7342 7 лет назад

    yeah that is the only problem with the director's cut on that PlayStation the music of course.

  • @lancescreepyreading
    @lancescreepyreading 5 лет назад +2

    Lol EvilAj comments!

  • @thwartedapple1164
    @thwartedapple1164 7 месяцев назад

    You’re an Amazon Phil !

  • @chicagoman17
    @chicagoman17 8 лет назад +3

    4:29 Thats a Beretta not a Glock

    • @bigfatwarlord1846
      @bigfatwarlord1846 6 лет назад +2

      He said "shooting the clock"

    • @Rocket1377
      @Rocket1377 3 года назад +1

      @Big Fat warlord:
      Perhaps that's what DSP meant to say, but he definitely said "Glock", not clock.

  • @josephfrye7342
    @josephfrye7342 7 лет назад

    ok uh we are revisiting the Playstation one version. and darksydephil is going to revisit this.

    • @josephfrye7342
      @josephfrye7342 7 лет назад

      you know I think it was kinda convenient to see this message though. if anyone was playing the dualshock version.

  • @josephfrye7342
    @josephfrye7342 7 лет назад

    whoa green blood that does not mean its censored this time its means you encountered the poisonous creature.

    • @josephfrye7342
      @josephfrye7342 7 лет назад

      ok now that must been that specimen creature hunter's blood.

    • @josephfrye7342
      @josephfrye7342 7 лет назад

      aha pile of red blood.

  • @josephfrye7342
    @josephfrye7342 7 лет назад

    yes in japan they did go Bio Hazard of course. we know its Resident Evil.

  • @bannanahead27
    @bannanahead27 8 лет назад +5

    46:24 :D

  • @Metal-Gear-Moogle
    @Metal-Gear-Moogle Год назад +1

    51:04 Joe Biden on the right complete with aviators

  • @xRedx0
    @xRedx0 6 лет назад +1

    does phil know person was deaf who did the music?

    • @bigfatwarlord1846
      @bigfatwarlord1846 6 лет назад +2

      He plagiarized the music anyway

    • @Vladicarus
      @Vladicarus 5 лет назад +1

      @@bigfatwarlord1846 Did he plagiarize? i thought the story was he was deaf, so he had a student create the music instead.

    • @bigfatwarlord1846
      @bigfatwarlord1846 5 лет назад +2

      Vladicarus most of his music was also plagiarised and he faked being deaf too

    • @Vladicarus
      @Vladicarus 5 лет назад

      @@bigfatwarlord1846 Hm, the more you know.

    • @PeacefulJoint
      @PeacefulJoint 4 года назад +1

      It actually came out the guy was lying about being deaf. He's just tone deaf apparently.

  • @Phantron
    @Phantron 8 лет назад +2

    you forgot the burbing counter at the end...

  • @aithanleeom5152
    @aithanleeom5152 3 года назад

    I love this

  • @VvVN91
    @VvVN91 3 года назад

    That’s a complete legit question...Who the fuck uses shoulder pads to push ladders? I’ve pushed ladders around in my time and my shoulders are fine and I’ve never herd of or used shoulder pads for pushing ladders.... what the fuck

  • @Anakin2800
    @Anakin2800 8 лет назад

    Didn't have this much trouble.

  • @terryprust9604
    @terryprust9604 2 года назад

    Throat snort throat snort LMAO 🤣

  • @Scorp006
    @Scorp006 Год назад +1

    Damn. This is impressively bad.

  • @thunderdraco
    @thunderdraco 4 года назад +1

    a few of these comments are just whining and not necessarily a demonstration of this guy's idiocy

  • @gabrielwesker7142
    @gabrielwesker7142 3 года назад +2

    34:03 since the soundtrack is already garbage, he actually made it funnier by singing lol.

  • @DeepPoeticSociety
    @DeepPoeticSociety 9 лет назад +4

    I will say that as a pro Resident Evil player, I don't know whether to laugh at the sheer stupidity of fighting a Hunter with a beretta, or to marvel at the fact you weren't decapitated.

    • @UGRRetribution
      @UGRRetribution  9 лет назад +3

      +Deep Poetic Society I was only the editor of the video. He played it, though: ruclips.net/user/dspgaming

  • @drlongcat5053
    @drlongcat5053 2 года назад

    ERBS 😂

  • @kostasomnibus4916
    @kostasomnibus4916 8 лет назад

    48:55 ROFL

  • @premier69
    @premier69 8 лет назад

    picking on him for snorting is lame, it's a medical condition is what i think he said, so not something he can help. pick on him for being stupid instead, or better yet, don't waste the time.

    • @DONK8008
      @DONK8008 7 лет назад +6

      Well he could have some manners and not do it directly into the mic.

    • @premier69
      @premier69 7 лет назад +1

      one would think, but it's subconscious so, no, nothing he thinks about, just as with breathing it's automatic. even if, he's probably too lazy to give 2 shits anyways.

    • @DONK8008
      @DONK8008 7 лет назад +4

      He probably just doesn't give a fuck as he burps right into the mic also. For all we know his "medical condition" could be made up also like his back injury which was caused by at least 2 different things and required expensive surgery to fix but the somehow the Seattle air was the cure.

    • @premier69
      @premier69 7 лет назад

      i pretty much only "know" the guy from all these how not to play videos and he is a perfect example of a fuck-up. but i don't know him personally so i don't wanna judge too much. i THINK he's a nice person but a moron nonetheless.

    • @DONK8008
      @DONK8008 7 лет назад +3

      Well my opinion on him is he is a piece of shit, not just because he sucks at games and is a whiny little bitch about it but his attitude and personality is really nasty.