Full Auto Nonsense w/ Operator Sam

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
  • We are the Mighty published an article stating the "4 Reasons Marines Don't Need Full Auto Weapons." Operator Sam disagrees. Cool Stuff at angry-cops.com/
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @Hopeofmen
    @Hopeofmen 4 года назад +3979

    This article in 500 AD: 4 Reasons Why Legionaries Don't Need Shields.

    • @sexistspaghettios
      @sexistspaghettios 4 года назад +180

      WEAPON SUPERIORITY

    • @tommiller5853
      @tommiller5853 4 года назад +204

      Phalanx: Overrated? We Explain Why.

    • @thatguyoverthere9634
      @thatguyoverthere9634 4 года назад +189

      So that's how the western roman empire and the byzantines fell to the barbarian and Islamic invaders, the media made the armies stop equipping shields.
      It's all coming together now.

    • @djscuffedjays5155
      @djscuffedjays5155 4 года назад +76

      We'll put the cavalry in the back so that the enemy has an equal shot at victory.

    • @MrEvanfriend
      @MrEvanfriend 4 года назад +27

      By 500 AD, the legionary no longer existed. The Western Roman empire dissolved in 476 AD.

  • @trevoranderson7182
    @trevoranderson7182 4 года назад +6992

    "Why Marines don't need fully automatic weapons!"
    Marines: *Damn I wish I could read*

    • @blaze6400
      @blaze6400 4 года назад +278

      I can't help myself laughing here

    • @jamesfoster7735
      @jamesfoster7735 4 года назад +59

      Lmfao

    • @zabadyboopywhatawoopy5192
      @zabadyboopywhatawoopy5192 4 года назад +165

      That's why they watched the viedo.

    • @defil21
      @defil21 4 года назад +376

      We can read if it’s written in crayon.

    • @dolphinvenom2779
      @dolphinvenom2779 4 года назад +250

      @@defil21 I think I you are confusing read with eat. It's ok I do it all the time too

  • @Valkyrie1166
    @Valkyrie1166 4 года назад +1924

    "Why Marines don't need automatic weapons"
    "If those kids could read, they'd be very upset."

    • @WEKM
      @WEKM 4 года назад +128

      There was a version that written in crayon so that we could understand.

    • @pandabanana2593
      @pandabanana2593 3 года назад +90

      @@WEKM lets be honest. They'd just lick the crayon off the paper.

    • @JustIn-op6oy
      @JustIn-op6oy 3 года назад +64

      @@m2cscream dammit, now you've made me hungry

    • @jetcox6760
      @jetcox6760 3 года назад +6

      @Unity i just got pictures?

    • @Smoke---
      @Smoke--- 3 года назад +8

      @@m2cscream boy they’d roll up the paper and smoke it 😂

  • @jaydon4574
    @jaydon4574 3 года назад +724

    Next up: the navy doesn’t need boats, they should swim everywhere.

    • @prescottbradley9224
      @prescottbradley9224 3 года назад +24

      Then we would create an issue of predatory aquatic life obesity from all the 'sailors' being eaten on deployments.

    • @Zillzbillz
      @Zillzbillz 3 года назад +4

      WHat AboUT tHe PolLutIoN fROm tHE shiPs??

    • @LemonsO7
      @LemonsO7 3 года назад +3

      When they swam to Okinawa and Iwo Jima....

    • @skeeman7514
      @skeeman7514 2 года назад +6

      I love just imagining an aircraft carrier would just be a bunch of guys swimming around with jets strapped to their backs and they all just have to throw it to take off

    • @justinbruck9602
      @justinbruck9602 2 года назад +1

      no problem for able bodied seamen

  • @jacobraucher5350
    @jacobraucher5350 4 года назад +810

    5 star general Douglas MacArthur: “Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.”

    • @anon9245
      @anon9245 4 года назад +30

      I bet that was written with a BAR.

    • @michaelhansen2818
      @michaelhansen2818 4 года назад

      That's a good one, I'm going to remember that

    • @khurramzafar
      @khurramzafar 4 года назад +7

      And yes people that's an actual quote from him. And I absolutely love it.

    • @yaboi772
      @yaboi772 4 года назад +6

      Ah yes, the fully automatic sword

    • @choosetolivefree
      @choosetolivefree 4 года назад +9

      Two time Medal of Honor recipient and most highly decorated soldier at the time of his death USMC Major General Smedly Butler: "War is just a racket. A racket is best described, I believe, as something that is not what it seems to the majority of people. Only a small inside group knows what it is about. It is conducted for the benefit of the very few at the expense of the masses."

  • @Idaho-Cowboy
    @Idaho-Cowboy 4 года назад +1535

    We are the Mighty: "We don't need full auto weapons"
    Ma Deuce, defending freedom since 1918: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @130shooter1
      @130shooter1 4 года назад +37

      Sounds like this dude has never been properly introduced to Ma. I love that big bad bitch.

    • @RekzysTheTitan
      @RekzysTheTitan 4 года назад +10

      @@130shooter1 you shouldn't call her a bitch. show her some respect.

    • @invidofinp1828
      @invidofinp1828 4 года назад +4

      @@130shooter1 Never met anyone that doesn't.

    • @ziggymoondust2281
      @ziggymoondust2281 4 года назад +11

      @@RekzysTheTitan It's banter, mate

    • @demonking6883
      @demonking6883 4 года назад +5

      James Simmons 50 cal wasn’t in use in 1918

  • @varietywiarrior
    @varietywiarrior 4 года назад +2796

    Tim: "Full auto weapons shoot too many bullets."
    Oh yeah, this is big brain time.

    • @matthewang8934
      @matthewang8934 4 года назад +80

      *MG42 intensifies in the distance*

    • @fromaggio7654
      @fromaggio7654 4 года назад +89

      *hmm yes this gun is made of gun*

    • @matthewang8934
      @matthewang8934 4 года назад +65

      @@fromaggio7654
      *Hmmm....yes, this gun is a fully semi-automatic bolt action rifle*

    • @vaulthunterfromterra4053
      @vaulthunterfromterra4053 4 года назад +16

      WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME FIRING!!!!! (The Gunzerker shouts as he duel wields Bandit Choppers)

    • @donoimdono4868
      @donoimdono4868 4 года назад +19

      fully automatic assault bean can.
      thank you Donut Operator

  • @Filippa1.1.
    @Filippa1.1. 4 года назад +633

    “Why planes don’t need wings”

    • @thebatman6201
      @thebatman6201 4 года назад +6

      Planes dont actually need wings though. Theyre just for stability. Its your thrust that keeps you up

    • @mr_n_luvs69nieman82
      @mr_n_luvs69nieman82 4 года назад +24

      If a plane didn't have wings would it be a cruise missle

    • @brucereimers8095
      @brucereimers8095 3 года назад +15

      Introducing the missile

    • @Doggio_
      @Doggio_ 3 года назад +6

      "Why rocket shuttles don't need fuel"

    • @KamikazeSpaceDragonOfficial
      @KamikazeSpaceDragonOfficial 3 года назад +6

      Why humans don't need legs

  • @Dreager141
    @Dreager141 4 года назад +3703

    “We don’t need fully automatic weapons”
    *Sad minigun noises*

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 года назад +134

      Dreager141 *BRRRTS sadly*

    • @deltaforza1234
      @deltaforza1234 4 года назад +23

      Sad sweaty armpit noises

    • @j-c4997
      @j-c4997 4 года назад +19

      Dreager141 brrt... brr. b.

    • @thatrooper1567
      @thatrooper1567 4 года назад +38

      Sad mini gun says *WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIR*because no pew pew.

    • @ryanhopf8324
      @ryanhopf8324 4 года назад +13

      *sad sandvich noises*

  • @DarinRWagner
    @DarinRWagner 4 года назад +1057

    "Bring the rain!" was a line that the military characters used in the first Transformers movie to call in an air attack on the robot scorpion. I'd be willing to bet dollars-to-pesos that the writer of that article got "bring the rain" from that movie.

    • @brinsonharris9816
      @brinsonharris9816 4 года назад +63

      And probably assumed it was real military jargon and not from a screenwriter’s imagination.

    • @halomaster213
      @halomaster213 4 года назад +11

      Brinson Harris I mean some solder may have said that once but I wouldn’t bet on it.

    • @Pijawek
      @Pijawek 4 года назад +19

      @@halomaster213 there was a self propelled howitzer in Nam with "Bringing the raon" painted on the side. Saw it on a photo after watching this video, so it caught my attention.

    • @DevinEMILE
      @DevinEMILE 4 года назад +3

      I mean it was a cool scene but you know not accurate in general

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 года назад +3

      It makes me feel better for humanity to think he said “bring the rain” as some kinda pc way to say “rain hellfire”

  • @ArmoredMonkey1
    @ArmoredMonkey1 4 года назад +2114

    _“We don’t need fully automatic weapons”_
    *Sad BRRRT Noises*

    • @centurion756
      @centurion756 4 года назад +30

      Brrrrt Brrrrt waaaaaa brrrrrrt

    • @carterjohnson3894
      @carterjohnson3894 4 года назад +34

      a10s be like

    • @movessmitt6427
      @movessmitt6427 4 года назад +14

      @@carterjohnson3894 All you need is a .38 special to drax them sklounst.

    • @movessmitt6427
      @movessmitt6427 4 года назад +11

      @@carterjohnson3894 DRAX. THEM. SKLOUNST.

    • @erisdiscordia1649
      @erisdiscordia1649 4 года назад +1

      Ngl, I was gonna ask what a brrrt was, but then I figured it out.

  • @ldcommando1616
    @ldcommando1616 4 года назад +242

    “We gave you Osama Bin Ladin because we felt bad for you” I CHOKED ON MY WATER 😆

    • @kriscolereid
      @kriscolereid 3 года назад +6

      Same with he said put ur blue things on and fall in the sea and no one find you 🤣 no truer words spoken , by far one of my fav episodes

  • @FirstnameLastnamee
    @FirstnameLastnamee 4 года назад +675

    “Nobody but military needs those weapons”
    “Actually sike the military doesn’t need em anymore”

    • @FirstnameLastnamee
      @FirstnameLastnamee 4 года назад

      Cat Egorical I made a typo, the “me” was supposed to be “em”

    • @sheilaolfieway1885
      @sheilaolfieway1885 4 года назад

      The military doesn't need this guy anymore.

    • @RamheadWOW
      @RamheadWOW 4 года назад

      @@rileybuteaux7705 So ur saying a terrorist is like a rabbit really are u the biggest moron on the plant

  • @MaidenlessRunt69
    @MaidenlessRunt69 4 года назад +1624

    But remember : “NO FULL AUTO IN BUILDING!”

    • @LukeOlthouse
      @LukeOlthouse 4 года назад +11

      Arthur Fleck The Joker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kain7134
      @kain7134 4 года назад +74

      Dayum bro, okay

    • @cadocacacius3806
      @cadocacacius3806 4 года назад +83

      “That’s not full auto”

    • @nathanasio2829
      @nathanasio2829 4 года назад +12

      Oh damnnnn

    • @blueangels111
      @blueangels111 4 года назад +64

      Arthur Fleck The Joker saw the best AS clip “hey! hey! hey! no full auto in a building!” “It’s not full auto, this is full auto” *proceeds to lay down a beam of bbs*

  • @oakleyfisher5024
    @oakleyfisher5024 4 года назад +1412

    I’m in the Army, and I have 4 good reasons why the Navy doesn’t need boats.

    • @key2succes606
      @key2succes606 4 года назад +224

      They can swim can't they?

    • @mhiggins6307
      @mhiggins6307 4 года назад +90

      And hello, airplanes can take people to Europe and back.

    • @zakofrx
      @zakofrx 4 года назад +127

      Blow Up Arm Floaties are much cheaper.

    • @installshieldwizard3017
      @installshieldwizard3017 4 года назад +50

      Fuck it, there are even 4 reasons why we don't need navy if you think about it

    • @MidasMakeItRain
      @MidasMakeItRain 4 года назад +31

      @@installshieldwizard3017 Are you suggesting we disband the navy again? I could get behind that as long as you move the Marines out of the department of the navy.

  • @Kurdati
    @Kurdati 4 года назад +251

    "We need weapons superiority, bring the rain"
    Is he proposing that infantrymen akimbo-wields M4?

    • @vthegoose
      @vthegoose 4 года назад +5

      Yes. But it needs to be the m4a2 or later

    • @SirTomFoolery
      @SirTomFoolery 4 года назад +9

      Honestly, that's sounds awesome.
      This is my weapon, there's another one just like it in my other hand I'm duel welding bitches!!!

    • @thebloxer1340
      @thebloxer1340 3 года назад +2

      @@SirTomFoolery And then your wrist snaps

    • @jacobcurran5543
      @jacobcurran5543 3 года назад +6

      @@thebloxer1340 have you not seen the soldier dual wield saws?

    • @holdencross5904
      @holdencross5904 3 года назад +4

      @@jacobcurran5543 my god that is legendary. He is an entire fire support team in one man.

  • @lelandmarshall9688
    @lelandmarshall9688 4 года назад +524

    We need support down here.
    Helo: you need 5 more kills to unlock me.

  • @PHURHXD
    @PHURHXD 4 года назад +2197

    "Why the air force doesnt nee aircraft" will definitely be their next article. Yep..

  • @CboeSpankins
    @CboeSpankins 4 года назад +249

    Look out for future articles such as: “why the Navy doesn’t need boats,” “why police don’t need handcuffs,” and my favorite “why the air force doesn’t need anything that flies”

    • @zakofrx
      @zakofrx 4 года назад +9

      New Zealand Handled the Air Force problem already.
      They decided that their air Force didn't need planes because they could ask Australia to use its planes to protect New Zealand when needed.

    • @CboeSpankins
      @CboeSpankins 4 года назад +14

      Mark Wilko sounds like people taking away the second amendment because “just call the police”

    • @dakoderii4221
      @dakoderii4221 4 года назад

      All we need is the Space Force. Once we figure out how to go to Mars we will have the technology to return to the moon.

    • @TheClone37
      @TheClone37 4 года назад

      I mean, you have a point with the ch- I mean, air force

    • @hurricaneheli79
      @hurricaneheli79 4 года назад

      @@CboeSpankins
      Those future articles will come. It's literally only a matter of time.

  • @Ciara_Foxx
    @Ciara_Foxx 3 года назад +85

    Weapon superiority is when you're playing fallout and you find the same weapon you've already modded, but with a better legendary effect.

  • @Rushalbum
    @Rushalbum 4 года назад +762

    Are we all ignoring the fact that he pulled off an almost perfect “chocolate rain”??

    • @NikiFromTexas
      @NikiFromTexas 4 года назад +15

      Nope, it was duly noted by me!😁✌🇱🇷

    • @bigdiccmarty9335
      @bigdiccmarty9335 4 года назад +11

      What a throwback, goddamn.

    • @MAGAMAN
      @MAGAMAN 4 года назад +10

      When I heard that, My fist thought was, I want to hear how well this guy can sing.

    • @AngryCops
      @AngryCops  4 года назад +139

      It tickles my undercarriage to see people enjoy the small things i place in the videos.

    • @VeemaMusic
      @VeemaMusic 4 года назад +9

      @@AngryCops I respect that.

  • @attiumeyami417
    @attiumeyami417 4 года назад +503

    "marines don't need full auto weapons"
    A10 warthog would like to know your location

    • @prymus141
      @prymus141 3 года назад +10

      *brrrrt* intensifies

    • @reclaimer0018
      @reclaimer0018 3 года назад +11

      Bolt action A10 Thunderbolt haha.

    • @fairchildrepublica-10thund79
      @fairchildrepublica-10thund79 3 года назад +5

      I can smell the guy

    • @Guillo78
      @Guillo78 3 года назад +3

      @@fairchildrepublica-10thund79 then go for him get em boy go get em

    • @B-enjoyer
      @B-enjoyer 3 года назад +1

      The a 10 according to the Soviets is a Weapon Of Mass Destruction(they tried to get it banned during the START nuke treaty)

  • @theprussian4616
    @theprussian4616 4 года назад +291

    "We don't need automatic weapons!"
    *Germans with an MG42* Well, YOU don't.

    • @JustMeADutchGuy
      @JustMeADutchGuy 4 года назад +8

      And a spare barrel at the ready. How fast could they change it? 5 seconds or less?

    • @tophatjoe1677
      @tophatjoe1677 4 года назад +7

      @@JustMeADutchGuy like 3 with good training.

    • @tophatjoe1677
      @tophatjoe1677 4 года назад +5

      Well, the new model is now a MG3 but close enough.

    • @bryanmartinez6600
      @bryanmartinez6600 4 года назад +5

      @@tophatjoe1677 they cut back on the rate of fire I believe for fewer barrel changes and overall longer service life. The real MG42s and mg34s sounds so damn fast compared to the new stuff.

    • @user-mb9ke5dz7l
      @user-mb9ke5dz7l 4 года назад +4

      @@bryanmartinez6600 Plus the standard German WW2 8x57 cartridge had about 3000ft/lb of muzzle energy whereas 7.62x51 has ~2600ft/lb depending on the specific weapon. Higher rate of fire *and* more powerful.

  • @DaReaperZ
    @DaReaperZ 4 года назад +35

    I wonder if the German engineers who designed the MG42 had this same philosophy. Somehow it really feels like they figured "Haha, maschinengewehr go bzzzzzt".

  • @jtreed3296
    @jtreed3296 4 года назад +929

    "BRING THE RAIN!"
    *guy on the other end gives the native American rain dancer a thumbs up*

    • @smokeyplane3285
      @smokeyplane3285 4 года назад +10

      n i c e

    • @TheChowster
      @TheChowster 4 года назад +6

      hahaha best comment

    • @kevinkoger5749
      @kevinkoger5749 4 года назад +3

      Hahahaha

    • @IWillSmurfYou
      @IWillSmurfYou 4 года назад +15

      Who'll stop the rain?

    • @smokeyplane3285
      @smokeyplane3285 3 года назад +5

      @@IWillSmurfYou
      Eh, I think it'll end after a set period of time. Like a magic ability, it works for a short (or long) period of time, then has a cooldown timer.
      After the cooldown timer is over, the ability will be recharged. Don't worry, the M.S.U. (Magical Support Unit) has all this thought out.

  • @aldenrodzik3011
    @aldenrodzik3011 4 года назад +175

    “Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obliviously never encountered automatic weapons.” - Douglas MacArthur

    • @kriegguardsman9117
      @kriegguardsman9117 4 года назад +9

      Alden Rodzik
      *Laughs in warthog*

    • @kodingkrusader2765
      @kodingkrusader2765 4 года назад +3

      @@kriegguardsman9117 You do realize all the a10 is is an automatic weapon with an airframe built around it right?

    • @jesspayne5548
      @jesspayne5548 4 года назад

      Koding Krusader that’s not even its only weapon it has numerous hard points and would. Still be more than effective without the 30

  • @TheOne-Aslan
    @TheOne-Aslan 4 года назад +488

    "We don't need fully automatic weapons"
    Army: laughs in 3000 RPM

    • @bluetonian7632
      @bluetonian7632 3 года назад +12

      Air Force: laughs in 3900 RPM

    • @radstool6467
      @radstool6467 3 года назад +10

      @bone collector 100th Ranger sniper Marines infantry airborne Special forces Operations: laughs in Explosive laser tracer incendiary pulse armor piercing .50 cal.

    • @thecentralintelligenceagen9963
      @thecentralintelligenceagen9963 3 года назад +8

      @@radstool6467 marines: laughs in *sticks and stones*

    • @radstool6467
      @radstool6467 3 года назад +9

      @@thecentralintelligenceagen9963 Navy: _Moans in hyper realistic dildos_

    • @FLMKane
      @FLMKane 3 года назад +1

      Russia *laughs in 10,000 rpm*

  • @360_gangsterelite2
    @360_gangsterelite2 3 года назад +122

    "Full auto weapons fire way too many rounds"
    Ah yes, the floor here is made of floor.

  • @taylorwest6986
    @taylorwest6986 4 года назад +432

    Article: "Full-auto lowers accuracy"
    Ultimax 100 and LAMG: "Are we a joke to you?"

    • @bryanmartinez6600
      @bryanmartinez6600 4 года назад +40

      If you put enough lead in the air your bound to hit something...unless your like that one guy in Pulp Fiction

    • @anonymousanonymous7933
      @anonymousanonymous7933 4 года назад +6

      You gonna lay that sauce on thick with that Ultimax?

    • @MyLonewolf25
      @MyLonewolf25 4 года назад +4

      Also
      Stoner
      >am I joke to you?

    • @MyLonewolf25
      @MyLonewolf25 4 года назад +2

      anonymous anonymous forgotten weapons has a video on it iirc

    • @yaboikungpowfuckfinger7697
      @yaboikungpowfuckfinger7697 4 года назад +2

      Taylor West *laughs in 30mm GAU*

  • @vinnysilvestri3589
    @vinnysilvestri3589 4 года назад +1031

    “We don’t need fully automatic weapon systems”
    Germans with the mg42: Bin ich ein Witz für dich?

    • @alexbrown3311
      @alexbrown3311 4 года назад +6

      Translation please?

    • @tkunkle121136
      @tkunkle121136 4 года назад +79

      Sounds like literally, “Am I one joke for you”

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 4 года назад +17

      @@tkunkle121136 I would have thought "What the fuck did he say?"

    • @winswind2823
      @winswind2823 4 года назад +4

      @@killimon1635 its perfectly fine

    • @davidearielrossolato978
      @davidearielrossolato978 4 года назад +2

      @@killimon1635 dude do you even speak German?

  • @CptainCrunch
    @CptainCrunch 4 года назад +550

    I'm so early the US military still had weapon superiority.

    • @aguyunderabridge.8794
      @aguyunderabridge.8794 4 года назад +11

      That is the most epic Captain Crunch ever. Im laughing so hard

    • @alpacatwoniner2370
      @alpacatwoniner2370 4 года назад +4

      You even made it before the rain!

    • @brookshadlin117
      @brookshadlin117 4 года назад +2

      Patton- I liked it to man

    • @Ole4735
      @Ole4735 4 года назад

      That woulda been from 1945-49 lol

    • @brookshadlin117
      @brookshadlin117 4 года назад

      @Tom Hewitt Last time I was this early. Kamalasfamily was still white.

  • @darkmage07070777
    @darkmage07070777 4 года назад +66

    When I - a died in the wool civie who's never even come close to serving in any capacity - apparently understands this situation more then a *vet*, there's a problem with the world.

    • @Abettorman
      @Abettorman 4 года назад +9

      Reluctant grammar police: "dyed in the wool". I'll see myself out, now.

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 года назад

      @ThePacman300 if you’re using your weapon for more than its intended purpose you’re doing it wrong…why would you use a full auto when your fellow riflemen should be firing at the target? you’re support, not direct pinpoint action

  • @danielebain1468
    @danielebain1468 4 года назад +236

    "The Marines dont need fully automatic weapons"
    Its not a fully automatic weapon it is a *complex system designed to shoot encased bullets in rapid succession without releasing the trigger*

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 4 года назад +13

      Anything can automatically be a weapon so the Marines shouldn't carry anything.

    • @mik4209
      @mik4209 4 года назад +6

      @@orlock20 your hands can be weapons so marines cant have hands.

    • @leeminchi9662
      @leeminchi9662 4 года назад +2

      @@mik4209 exactly CUT THEIR HANDS OFF

    • @mik4209
      @mik4209 4 года назад +1

      Lee Minchi yea and the brain is the most powerful weapon take it away from the... oh wait most marines don't have brains or don't have much anyways.

    • @supernova5434
      @supernova5434 2 года назад

      Your right, its a *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT* system

  • @spudster561
    @spudster561 4 года назад +79

    Sent this to my ex-army friend, his response to the article was; "I just skimmed it and got cancer"

  • @NoahSommer
    @NoahSommer 4 года назад +330

    A-10 pilot: fires 6 rounds
    Also A-10 pilot: welp I guess I have to go back to the airbase now

    • @jed-henrywitkowski6470
      @jed-henrywitkowski6470 4 года назад +3

      Literally lol

    • @alexbrown3311
      @alexbrown3311 4 года назад +9

      *all infantry on ground* " what the f* ck! Wheres our air support goin?"

    • @remavas7076
      @remavas7076 4 года назад +10

      @@alexbrown3311 Smartass: 'Calm down! Those 6 shots were very accurate and killed 5 people out of the 100 attacking us. If it keeps going like this, we'll surely win!'

    • @alexbrown3311
      @alexbrown3311 4 года назад +3

      @@remavas7076 " now if only he woulda been able to actually use more ammo!"

    • @natvral6411
      @natvral6411 4 года назад +2

      To be fair, all they need to win a fight IS 6 rounds

  • @mattcrandall5045
    @mattcrandall5045 4 года назад +112

    "A bolt action automatic" can you imagine being the lefty shooter that catches the bolt in the face? 😂

    • @boxcar1996
      @boxcar1996 3 года назад +10

      Sgt, i cant feel my eye/nose

    • @ShyPandaLuv
      @ShyPandaLuv 3 года назад +9

      @@boxcar1996 wait you still have your nose?

    • @JoseVazquez-xg4xw
      @JoseVazquez-xg4xw 2 года назад

      fuck I am the lefty shooter and that us a nightmare.

    • @bane4743
      @bane4743 2 года назад +1

      I had a round casing go down my bdu during BMT because I'm left handed. I freaked out and let me tell you that's the last thing you want to do on an active fire range with master sargents.

    • @carolynalsup6417
      @carolynalsup6417 2 года назад +3

      I have brass burns on my torso from being a lefty shooter

  • @KaiservonKrieger
    @KaiservonKrieger 4 года назад +303

    "Full auto lowers accuracy"
    *Laughs in MG34 and 42*

    • @MartianV2GG
      @MartianV2GG 4 года назад +27

      Who cares when the bullets Rape every object in the path

    • @holleneichhornchen3662
      @holleneichhornchen3662 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @radec4223
      @radec4223 4 года назад

      @@MartianV2GG now please explain the problem in that

    • @australianword3812
      @australianword3812 4 года назад

      @@radec4223 there is none

    • @radec4223
      @radec4223 4 года назад

      @@australianword3812 thats what i thought

  • @brawlerdude555
    @brawlerdude555 4 года назад +348

    At least they don't call it "Fully Semi-Automatic"

    • @brantleyhester6641
      @brantleyhester6641 4 года назад +35

      Any man that calls it "full semi automatic" can only make full semi erections

    • @Fellegar123
      @Fellegar123 4 года назад +10

      Brantley Hester At the age the guy was, probably more accurate than you realize.

    • @sulfuricasid3288
      @sulfuricasid3288 4 года назад +11

      With a 30 round magazine clip

    • @adventuresofwillandshelby6013
      @adventuresofwillandshelby6013 4 года назад +7

      Single, double action, fully semi automatic firearms are outdated for weapon superiority!🤣😭

    • @veedee4860
      @veedee4860 4 года назад +4

      I used to respect General Hertling ..............till he said that nonsense.

  • @asasanford8513
    @asasanford8513 4 года назад +542

    He’s sweatin harder than a trainee with an unsecure wall locker

    • @Token_Black_Guy
      @Token_Black_Guy 4 года назад +43

      Sweating harder then a private who lost his weapon

    • @mrkipp8559
      @mrkipp8559 4 года назад +42

      Sweating harder than a private who lost his battlebuddy

    • @MacewindJediMaster
      @MacewindJediMaster 4 года назад +23

      Sweating harder then all three of those things and add on sleeping during fire watch.

    • @RogueTism23
      @RogueTism23 4 года назад +15

      He sweating like a combat vet who just read an article written by Joe Paperpusher, like he knows what he’s talking about.

    • @charles1100
      @charles1100 4 года назад +3

      Connor J who’s joe

  • @n8loux
    @n8loux 3 года назад +34

    They've gone so far as to want to ban "assault weapons" from the military 🤣

  • @rotatorcuff3036
    @rotatorcuff3036 4 года назад +348

    If this article was written in WW2 Germany:
    4 reasons why Jews shouldn't resist.

  • @KowboyUSA
    @KowboyUSA 4 года назад +278

    The article's author may as well been: Beta O'Rourke.

  • @taylor2700
    @taylor2700 4 года назад +654

    Germans: no shotgun plz
    America: sorry can’t hear you I’m using my low range spread gun never would i use a shotgun

    • @Evergreen1400
      @Evergreen1400 4 года назад +66

      Taylor Self. Haha always found it hilarious that Germans in a war where chemical weapons were commonplace said shotguns are too devastating lol

    • @SpectralKnight
      @SpectralKnight 4 года назад +36

      @@Evergreen1400what's funnier is they got a lot of shit for that(even though it technically wasn't illegal at the start) , but the winners didn't get any penalty for actively ignoring an agreement before the war to not use shotguns.
      trench shotguns are terrifying if you are in a trench though, because they wound a bunch of people. You can wear a gas mask for the gas. It's pretty hard to armor your left ringfinger from 1 out of 50 projectiles coming towards your face and the 7 guys next to you

    • @Evergreen1400
      @Evergreen1400 4 года назад +28

      SpectralKnight. Yup I understand and you are correct a shotgun is absolutely devastating in a trench. My bump in the night gun is my 12g because of that reason.

    • @SpectralKnight
      @SpectralKnight 4 года назад +8

      @@Evergreen1400 well sorry for bringing it up then :) there's just a lot of people who go I don't get why they banned shotguns

    • @thegh0st413
      @thegh0st413 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @3.0colorado21
    @3.0colorado21 3 года назад +14

    “Keep your booger hook off the bang switch” I’m gonna use that when I teach my kids gun safety. That is awesome

  • @demondefiant6346
    @demondefiant6346 4 года назад +323

    "Fires too many bullets"
    Me: THERES NO SUCH THING AS TOO MANY BULLETS!!

    • @joerb97
      @joerb97 4 года назад +8

      I think you mean dakka

    • @candykanefpv
      @candykanefpv 4 года назад +2

      Sam Ortiz well yeah but also no. Shooty make gun hot. Gun hot make gun fail.

    • @heliosretro4545
      @heliosretro4545 4 года назад +4

      @@joerb97 DERE'S NEVA TOO MUCH DAKKA

    • @jackshipman9294
      @jackshipman9294 4 года назад +3

      ‘MURICA! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @seaburn40
      @seaburn40 4 года назад +3

      Ah shit. Sorry guys. I cant fire any more for the next hour and a half because I fired 8 shots and not 4-5. I'm so sorry.

  • @williamhabel10
    @williamhabel10 4 года назад +388

    "Keeping your booger hook off the bang switch"
    I really wish this was the wording used in firearm saftey 🤣

    • @donoimdono4868
      @donoimdono4868 4 года назад +10

      William Habel - when I was a POST instructor we did use it. A LOT.

    • @halomaster213
      @halomaster213 4 года назад +1

      William Habel just as I saw your comment he said that.

    • @JimBeamFiend53
      @JimBeamFiend53 4 года назад +7

      If he puts that on a shirt, I promise to buy it!

    • @Suicidekings_
      @Suicidekings_ 4 года назад +4

      Keep your booger hook off the bang switch until you're ready to bring the hate.

    • @monabale8263
      @monabale8263 2 года назад

      @@Suicidekings_ but not the rain... :D

  • @zrbontrager
    @zrbontrager 4 года назад +558

    I legitimately thought that the article was satire

    • @skirk248
      @skirk248 4 года назад +18

      I checked multiple times to see if the website was just the Onion but about the military and nope

    • @powdermonkey7697
      @powdermonkey7697 4 года назад +16

      Shoduck - The Mad Engineer how is your comment 13 hours old when the video has only been out for 4 minutes.

    • @alexernst7438
      @alexernst7438 4 года назад +6

      How did you post that 13 hours ago

    • @BusyBadger
      @BusyBadger 4 года назад +15

      @@powdermonkey7697 He's a Temporal Engineer!

    • @romansouls3
      @romansouls3 4 года назад +7

      Time zones could be weird sometimes.

  • @deathstalkero7408
    @deathstalkero7408 4 года назад +33

    They clearly never shot a MK19 because no one could shoot one and say “this shouldn’t be a thing”

    • @kansaspatriot2051
      @kansaspatriot2051 2 года назад +1

      You gotta love Thumper Jr!!!!

    • @RedTail1-1
      @RedTail1-1 4 месяца назад

      We had one Mk19 on a Humvee. It jammed and broke down so much that we ended up just slapping a 240 up there. Those launchers are great when they aren't breaking down 85% of the time.

  • @VSO_Gun_Channel
    @VSO_Gun_Channel 4 года назад +355

    I was never in any of the services, so I don’t really belong here. That said, I appreciate this kind of no bullshit takedown of erroneous information. Thank you

    • @micfail2
      @micfail2 3 года назад +25

      I think you do belong here. Angry cops seems to go out of his way to explain things in such a way so as to help people who have not served understand the points he is making

    • @noornasri5753
      @noornasri5753 3 года назад +7

      @@micfail2 He more so just yells lol

    • @tommyboy2836
      @tommyboy2836 3 года назад +4

      @@noornasri5753 Potato Tomato

    • @LoneWoIfPack19
      @LoneWoIfPack19 3 года назад +9

      It's not strictly for active military or veterans...you definitely belong here if you want a good explanation of current military related news.

    • @tombragalone7250
      @tombragalone7250 3 года назад +2

      Must be a sign, you got more likes than anybody else!

  • @fuegofootball758
    @fuegofootball758 4 года назад +461

    Whoever wrote this article probably got his gf stolen by an infantryman

    • @boomenbuttfuckens288
      @boomenbuttfuckens288 4 года назад +3

      I think that's the first time i actually Laugh Out Loud by a RUclips comment!

    • @IWillSmurfYou
      @IWillSmurfYou 4 года назад

      @@boomenbuttfuckens288 L O L

    • @fastcow7013
      @fastcow7013 3 года назад +7

      Hookers who baby trapped you dont count as girlfriends.

    • @tombragalone7250
      @tombragalone7250 3 года назад

      I keep wanting to ask him how His wife and my kids are doing

    • @dr.bright5670
      @dr.bright5670 3 года назад

      Or his sixteen course meal...

  • @natedtorres1764
    @natedtorres1764 4 года назад +540

    Sign: Marines don’t need automatic weapons
    Marines: This sign can’t stop me cause I can’t read

    • @JDC3Music
      @JDC3Music 4 года назад +2

      That was what Juicy said in a Mully video, wasn't it? Lol

    • @terrydyer5958
      @terrydyer5958 4 года назад +1

      Lmfao 😂😂😂

    • @aidenjubert7263
      @aidenjubert7263 4 года назад

      @@JDC3Music yup

    • @damienspiers2140
      @damienspiers2140 4 года назад +1

      As much offense as I take to that because my uncle was airborne and you're implying that most military Infantry branches are stupid I actually get the joke and yes yes the every infantry branch and they're Granddaddy's need full auto weapons and know this guy actually knows proper terminology because automatic is a general term

    • @natedtorres1764
      @natedtorres1764 4 года назад +2

      Damien Spiers there was no offense intended in the joke, it’s a common joke so I made it to make people laugh

  • @chrishunter8305
    @chrishunter8305 3 года назад +15

    "Keep your booger hook off the bang switch!"
    Firearm safety made easy...and some people still don't get it.

  • @perrytheplumberplatypus8976
    @perrytheplumberplatypus8976 4 года назад +136

    Someone: *Posts stupid article about military*
    Operator Sam: Im about to end this mans whole career

  • @flakeyfilms5792
    @flakeyfilms5792 4 года назад +314

    This article in the American Civil War: 4 Reasons why infantrymen don't need Bayonets

  • @Jackstalkerfear
    @Jackstalkerfear 4 года назад +78

    The combat medic say : "Prevention is the best medicine"
    The combat medic also says : "Prevention via fire superiority done with excessive firepower and full auto is the best medicine."

  • @Jingle12349
    @Jingle12349 3 года назад +12

    "Go hop in your blue Digi Camies and fall overboard so we cant find you" - Im DED

  • @RAGDOLL_COP
    @RAGDOLL_COP 4 года назад +476

    “We don’t need fully automatic weapons “
    Every ww2 German with a MG42
    “ laughter”

    • @bryanmartinez6600
      @bryanmartinez6600 4 года назад +18

      Reminds me of that US army video that they tried to justify that even though the German guns sounded scary that the ones the US troops had were superior.

    • @victorwaddell6530
      @victorwaddell6530 4 года назад

      @Above average Peen Jeremy Phalanx CIWS , R2D2 with a Gatling gun .

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 4 года назад +10

      MG42 - for when you want a 4-gauge shotgun that reaches out 400m.

    • @spacecorpse3212
      @spacecorpse3212 4 года назад

      @@manictiger that is a machine gun not a shotgun nice try

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 4 года назад +8

      @@spacecorpse3212
      r/whoosh

  • @bzrkr7240
    @bzrkr7240 4 года назад +47

    I have the feeling this article was written by that general who tried firing an AR15 on ‘full semiautomatic’

    • @user-mb9ke5dz7l
      @user-mb9ke5dz7l 4 года назад +3

      Reminds me of that video where Piers Morgan dumps like 100rds of .50bmg through an M2, while blasting away you can see him desperately trying not to smile. Then afterward he says "Why does anyone *need* this?"
      They had to use a ton of cuts & weird camera angles to hide how happy Piers was after firing that M2.

  • @WillyBill64
    @WillyBill64 4 года назад +182

    ANGRY COPS: bolt action automatic.
    ME: remembers the paterson device

    • @schlajan3904
      @schlajan3904 4 года назад +13

      *and the G41

    • @kdaugherty230
      @kdaugherty230 4 года назад +36

      Somewhere, gun jesus is smiling

    • @silasbland4515
      @silasbland4515 4 года назад +7

      Or an M2 HMG with shitty head space and timing.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 года назад +3

      Time for the Spring Offensive of 2020, we'll get the Hun on the run!

    • @KorbinX
      @KorbinX 4 года назад +3

      @@kdaugherty230 yes he is ^-^

  • @TayXC
    @TayXC 3 года назад +21

    As a Navy Corpsman who was attached to Marine Corps weapons platoon, this guy makes us look like a massive turd

  • @DiggitySlice
    @DiggitySlice 4 года назад +302

    Oh another anti gun vet that probably never fired a gun outside of training?
    *imagine my shock*

    • @gordoncarpenter2709
      @gordoncarpenter2709 4 года назад +7

      Or couldn’t qualify!!!

    • @Dragon0tWest
      @Dragon0tWest 4 года назад +1

      Nah he was an rotc cadot going for supply

    • @0percentskill542
      @0percentskill542 4 года назад +2

      I’ve shot a real gun before, full auto is very good in urban close quarters combat, group suppression, and it is also very versatile. If you really do hate full auto then in most carbines, Smgs, PDWs, Assault rifles, and Machined pistols will come with a switch to convert to semi auto. Correct me if I’m wrong still new to the shooting community.

    • @timgreen6072
      @timgreen6072 4 года назад +1

      According to his bio he served as a Navy Corpsman with the 3rd Battalion 5th Marines, and has a degree in film production and screenwriting. You would think he'd have learned why automatic weapons are necessary on a battlefield. I'm former Navy myself and even I understand this necessity.

  • @Benass69
    @Benass69 4 года назад +568

    “The military doesn’t need automatic weapons”
    * laughs in Taliban*

    • @SpookyGhostLad
      @SpookyGhostLad 4 года назад +9

      Is it bad when i read *laughs in Taliban* i immediately thought of ululating

    • @Benass69
      @Benass69 4 года назад +6

      Scary Spaghetti well I don’t know what that word mean so probably maybe

    • @SpookyGhostLad
      @SpookyGhostLad 4 года назад +3

      @@Benass69 the noise stereotype terrorists make

    • @load6027
      @load6027 4 года назад +3

      @@SpookyGhostLad are you getting confused with (allah akbar)?

    • @SpookyGhostLad
      @SpookyGhostLad 4 года назад +5

      @@load6027 no i mean the lalalalalalala thing

  • @noneofyourbusiness9489
    @noneofyourbusiness9489 4 года назад +218

    Next article: Why Marines Shouldn't Have Weapons. Answer: Reloading takes too much time in combat.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 года назад +20

      Give 'em Chainswords and shit, there problem solved.

    • @happygrunt4789
      @happygrunt4789 4 года назад +13

      @@kabob0077 For the emperor! Charge!

    • @PiousSlayer
      @PiousSlayer 4 года назад +13

      @@kabob0077
      Dude, that'd be amazing. Especially if they get the Space Marine armor. They'd be invincible, lol.

    • @mehmeh1999
      @mehmeh1999 4 года назад

      Extended Mags problem solved.

    • @KC2761-d5x
      @KC2761-d5x 4 года назад +1

      Plus, guns use way too many bullets, and they cost too much to produce
      Swords and bows will kill someone just fine as well

  • @greyelkwilliams
    @greyelkwilliams 3 года назад +2

    My uncle who is a seal once told me that a belt fed weapon can be accurate. If you only need a few rounds it's fairly accurate. But when shit hits the fan it's what you use to ensure you don't get shot while you set up the accurate shot.

  • @oniemployee3437
    @oniemployee3437 4 года назад +331

    "We need a bolt-action automatic!"
    The sarcasm in the video should be classified as a bio agent since the amount is f*ckin' lethal! XD

    • @TheCarDemotic
      @TheCarDemotic 4 года назад +5

      ONI employé #343
      Now I want to see a bolt action styled like a M4.

    • @michelangelo5903
      @michelangelo5903 4 года назад +7

      imagine a bolt action M249 it would be hilarious but terrible

    • @oniemployee3437
      @oniemployee3437 4 года назад +2

      @@michelangelo5903 that would be an absolute disaster.

    • @TheCarDemotic
      @TheCarDemotic 4 года назад +2

      Michel Angelo
      I’d love to see that.

    • @michelangelo5903
      @michelangelo5903 4 года назад +2

      Trabant P601 id definitely pay to see it

  • @coltpiecemaker
    @coltpiecemaker 4 года назад +190

    2019:
    "Allowing soldiers to use automatic fire will just end in them wasting all their ammo"
    1870:
    "Allowing soldiers to fire more than one shot at a time will just end in them wasting all their ammo"

    • @seirbhiseach
      @seirbhiseach 4 года назад +7

      Why berdan doesn't need breech loarders: from the captain of the USS Monitor

    • @adrianshephard378
      @adrianshephard378 4 года назад +16

      *CUSTER'S LAST STAND INTESIFIES*

    • @candykanefpv
      @candykanefpv 4 года назад +13

      ColtPiecemaker big reason why some high brass didn’t like the initial repeating rifles. “ThEY’lL wAsTE aLl tHeIR aMmO”

    • @seaburn40
      @seaburn40 4 года назад +2

      2019.5: soldiers and marines firing any bullets is too outrageous. They can deploy they just cant have any guns.

    • @kyleheins
      @kyleheins 4 года назад +1

      @@candykanefpv In the U.S. civil war the reason repeating rifles were rejected was mainly the inability to manufacture and move the necessary ammunition in time to make the shift from a .58 cal paper cartridge to a .44 cal metalic cartridge. The ammo an army would need if the infantry was using repeaters would increase a bare minimum of 10 times, considering they did most of the firing in a battle.

  • @chadb2077
    @chadb2077 4 года назад +143

    You can see he gets genuinely pissed whenever he lifts up his arms

    • @broadwayjaytwitch
      @broadwayjaytwitch 4 года назад +3

      Doc I need 3 stims

    • @chadb2077
      @chadb2077 4 года назад +5

      BroadwayJay permission denied you get 3 .357s to the face

  • @thedemonitizationpolice6307
    @thedemonitizationpolice6307 3 года назад +13

    This article sounds like one of those papers you did in middle school where the teacher gave you a topic and told you to persuade someone to a view point, while you don’t even agree with that view point and there is no evidence of this view point so you just grasp at straws the whole time

  • @stinger59605
    @stinger59605 4 года назад +209

    The best part is that I know where the article got the term “bring the rain”.
    It’s a reoccurring line from the first Transformers movie.

    • @jtshelley9770
      @jtshelley9770 4 года назад +7

      Thank you God I'm not the only one that got it

    • @UltraGalaxyify
      @UltraGalaxyify 4 года назад +13

      I thought it sounded familiar! I knew it was a line from a crappy movie with piss-poor military representation, I just couldn't remember which one

    • @stinger59605
      @stinger59605 4 года назад +6

      UltraGalaxyify the first one was decent. It’s sequels were crap.

    • @Major003
      @Major003 4 года назад +4

      I'm telling you - BUZZFEED INFILTRATORS.

  • @evalpenguin8797
    @evalpenguin8797 4 года назад +35

    -Disregard for full auto
    -Over reliance on artillery
    WW1 called, they want their military doctrines back

    • @user-mb9ke5dz7l
      @user-mb9ke5dz7l 4 года назад

      Over reliance on artillery yes, but WW1 armies loved those 100lb water cooled belt fed MG's.

  • @PoofyKittyPants
    @PoofyKittyPants 4 года назад +86

    A round fired towards bad guys is never wasted.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 4 года назад +3

      Buzzfeed's "utopia" military: "controlled bursts"
      ISIS: multi-hundred round belt-dumps of 14.5mm
      Buzzfeed's "utopia" military: Hmm. Maybe we made a mistake...

  • @caliberofcharacter7035
    @caliberofcharacter7035 4 года назад +38

    Lt. Gen Mark Hertling (Retired): If we could fire these weapons on full semiautomatic....

  • @Imtheclowers39
    @Imtheclowers39 4 года назад +213

    Ive only ever heard bring the rain on the second transformers movie when tyrees gibson calls in the AC-130 gunship

    • @drk_hrs_of23
      @drk_hrs_of23 4 года назад +30

      David Clowers that was the first movie when they were fighting Scorpinok.

    • @Imtheclowers39
      @Imtheclowers39 4 года назад +19

      @@drk_hrs_of23 my bad you are right lol

    • @drk_hrs_of23
      @drk_hrs_of23 4 года назад +12

      David Clowers That was back before those movies turned into a talking bag of hammered whale crap, which actually makes more sense then those movies do now😂.

    • @Imtheclowers39
      @Imtheclowers39 4 года назад +4

      @@drk_hrs_of23 i dont mind the transformer movies from michael bay i dont think people should complain about the human aspect of it since its a movie about sentient robotic life-forms

    • @drk_hrs_of23
      @drk_hrs_of23 4 года назад +7

      @David Clowers Sure. It just got to be too many action things and this last one I was like “Huh, ok the T-Rex is Mark Wahlberg’s pet now, and oh, ok, we’re in England now. Wtf is going on?” Lol.

  • @BradRange
    @BradRange 4 года назад +186

    “Bring the rain?”. 😂 someone’s military knowledge is limited to Michael Bay’s transformers

    • @jamesfoster7735
      @jamesfoster7735 4 года назад +5

      We just brought death back in the day

    • @codyjoe9977
      @codyjoe9977 4 года назад +3

      The only "Rain" I've ever heard of would be a downpour of hellfire from good Ole' Apache. 😂🤣

  • @papabell4831
    @papabell4831 4 года назад +84

    Tim's next article.
    Why Marines should replace their standard ammo with fair trade, gluten free, organic, local and vegan ammo.

    • @l33pul
      @l33pul 4 года назад

      Your forgot to add "British made" given how fooked we are at mo with all this PC bolloxs

    • @DontF0rgetThat
      @DontF0rgetThat 4 года назад +1

      "Your ammunition is not GMO right? because they do that just to put chemicals on them."
      "Is this free-range 5.56? You know they should not be caged like they do in big corporations."

    • @realism51
      @realism51 4 года назад

      Brett Klima damn. We can’t use bacon ?

    • @edm240b9
      @edm240b9 4 года назад

      Well, one of the reasons we developed the M855A1 round was to make a more environmentally friendly cartridge, so they’re kinda doing that already.

    • @realism51
      @realism51 4 года назад

      @@edm240b9 Ha, make the losers do the cleanup. Yeah I saw some of the new rounds, higher velocity and good penetration, though I have my doubts about problem free. Having a tip like that I can see problems occuring over time the older the round gets. I would like to see them submerged for a while and exposed to the elements then fired off, see what the wear and tear is on the bullet and bore, see if accuracy is impaired and if there is a chance of it splitting off.

  • @LadyLibertyBella
    @LadyLibertyBella 3 года назад +3

    Can’t wait to show this to my grandpa. Proud Navy vet. He’s been watching the insanity going on in the military and he & his buddies at the VFW & Eagles Club are not pleased. They are going to love this channel!

  • @ChrisRitty
    @ChrisRitty 4 года назад +173

    When he said the guy who wrote this was in the military my first thought was: Was he in the Air Force?

    • @curtismcpsycho8212
      @curtismcpsycho8212 4 года назад +17

      Sora it's either the Air force or navy I'm betting he was navy.

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 года назад +8

      He’s in the navy

    • @ChrisRitty
      @ChrisRitty 4 года назад +2

      The Looinrims that wasn’t my first thought, I know, I was making a joke

    • @keayrhyasen1154
      @keayrhyasen1154 3 года назад +3

      @SenseiSora
      i was in the Air Force. Security Specialist. Air Base Ground Defense/LRRP. Ground Launched Cruise Missile Defense. Qualified M-16, M-203, M-60, Mk-19 Automatic Grenade Rifle, 81mm Mortar/Fire Direction Control.
      was there a point you were trying to make?

    • @RobCalhounPGH
      @RobCalhounPGH 3 года назад +5

      @@keayrhyasen1154 Yeah, bring the rain.

  • @Gottaculat
    @Gottaculat 4 года назад +128

    We should troll them and say, "Journalists shouldn't have keyboards."
    You can do a lot more damage with a keyboard than a machine-gun, after all.

    • @adrianshephard378
      @adrianshephard378 4 года назад +5

      They should use pen and paper

    • @jOhNDoE-rz4kr
      @jOhNDoE-rz4kr 4 года назад

      machine gun can waaay more damage than a keyboard.

    • @AllCentaur
      @AllCentaur 4 года назад +10

      jOhN DoE he means that a keyboard can do more. Guns kill, keyboards and words can cause wars, create hatred, trick people into believing something, wtc

    • @jOhNDoE-rz4kr
      @jOhNDoE-rz4kr 4 года назад

      Allcentaur keyboards and words dont cause war kiddo.

    • @Gottaculat
      @Gottaculat 4 года назад +6

      @@AllCentaur Yep, you got it. As for the other guy saying words can't start wars, ever heard of a declaration of war? **Mic drop**

  • @Mosezgarcea
    @Mosezgarcea 4 года назад +290

    Obviously this guy who wrote the article wasn't in combat, at most he was probably watching Black Hawk down or Jarhead on repeat on his down time.

    • @sgtsnafubohica15
      @sgtsnafubohica15 4 года назад +31

      Spot on. He was CNN trained and deployed.
      Which really means the only live fire this guys been in was in the live night fore during your last phase in basic. He must be the one that claims he got PTSD from his basic training, and didn't get to the DeFac at the times he wanted.

    • @Mosezgarcea
      @Mosezgarcea 4 года назад +19

      @@sgtsnafubohica15 probably also got PTSD from firing a rifle.

    • @benjaminvanlier7990
      @benjaminvanlier7990 4 года назад +11

      "Look here guys. I have spent many a night on fire guard thinking about this, and I don't see where automatic weapons are really necessary." -Timmy

    • @MrPeterson74
      @MrPeterson74 4 года назад +7

      More likely they are COD vets.

    • @khurramzafar
      @khurramzafar 4 года назад +6

      The dude was a Navy Corpsman..... That's the biggest bummer ever....

  • @kyleshuler2929
    @kyleshuler2929 3 года назад +7

    "Infantrymen get too triggerhappy"
    Okay, enlist and show them how its done then.

  • @Kamrunzdoesfunctionalfitness
    @Kamrunzdoesfunctionalfitness 4 года назад +309

    “Bring the rain”
    -Transformer series.

    • @coneinggaming6285
      @coneinggaming6285 4 года назад +1

      Cameron Staggs fuck the rain it’s 60 degrees outside

    • @dermotrooney9584
      @dermotrooney9584 4 года назад +1

      Sounds like he got his doctrine words from Battlestar Galactica.

  • @BattleFroad
    @BattleFroad 4 года назад +537

    It’s like people think we should lose wars now.

    • @obediahoakley
      @obediahoakley 4 года назад +10

      I liked your comment but had to unlike so it stayed at 69 likes

    • @tylerharriman2641
      @tylerharriman2641 4 года назад +30

      Its like "Hey man, we already won back to back wars and kicked ass in other places, why dont we loose some so everyones happy!" Fucking liberals

    • @Heneggsboss
      @Heneggsboss 4 года назад +5

      Or stop making them lol

    • @rsheridan4992
      @rsheridan4992 4 года назад +1

      @@Heneggsboss ya hahaha ur so right ?? Or not

    • @williamhabel10
      @williamhabel10 4 года назад +1

      "Everyone is a winner"

  • @ThatGuyJayDub
    @ThatGuyJayDub 4 года назад +163

    "keeping your booger hook off the boom switch" 😂😂😂 I'm dead

    • @ivanlowjones
      @ivanlowjones 4 года назад +3

      "Bang switch" not "boom switch".

    • @donoimdono4868
      @donoimdono4868 4 года назад +1

      J High - that's the way I always heard it, too - Bang switch

  • @bmjthemachine6757
    @bmjthemachine6757 3 года назад +1

    “War is hell. But even more so, if you don’t have the right tools for the job”
    Couldn’t have said it better myself

  • @KlaustheViking
    @KlaustheViking 4 года назад +263

    I bet Jody was showing Timmy's girl what "weapon superiority" means.

    • @coconuts5500
      @coconuts5500 4 года назад +3

      Holy shit xddd

    • @robertalford1321
      @robertalford1321 4 года назад

      Damn!

    • @sevenentertainment5658
      @sevenentertainment5658 4 года назад

      Jody does get around😂

    • @soupeater7417
      @soupeater7417 4 года назад

      Who is Jody?

    • @donoimdono4868
      @donoimdono4868 4 года назад

      watermelonlol maclean - 1/2 hour after you leave home for work in the morning, quickly & quietly return home and reenter your house unannounced. the elbows and asshole you just saw running out your back door - THAT was jody

  • @DynoTrey
    @DynoTrey 4 года назад +68

    “Sometime backup is you and a gun truck” 😂🤣 shit had me dying

  • @randombeastmode7332
    @randombeastmode7332 4 года назад +93

    You need to be in the court room when the government makes decisions about anything ever. I would feel much safer

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet 4 года назад +10

      At least have a Sargent Major standing over them to point out when they say something stupid.

    • @imapopo2924
      @imapopo2924 4 года назад +7

      @@Lobsterwithinternet ... Can we make that a law? I'd love nothing more in my lifetime than to see Drill Sargents standing over Congressmen and screaming at them every time they say something stupid... Need someone to start video recording every time Congress meets too so I can watch it on RUclips...

    • @MidasMakeItRain
      @MidasMakeItRain 4 года назад +2

      @@imapopo2924 The new filibuster. The never ending shark attack.

    • @NikiFromTexas
      @NikiFromTexas 4 года назад +1

      That's actually Brilliant! Gov't might actually start to ( maybe) make intelligent decisions.... 🤔 Nah, it's too late!

    • @robertalford1321
      @robertalford1321 4 года назад

      Random BeastMode, you damn right he does!

  • @jayeredd3924
    @jayeredd3924 3 года назад +5

    I feel like most these articles are written by a navy personnel who never got off the boat and who’s 4 year daily routine was processing papers.

  • @ram2791
    @ram2791 4 года назад +255

    “Bring the rain”. Somebody watched Transformers and became a combat expert. Kill box bravo LOL

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 4 года назад +2

      Transformers......dont ever mention those shit pile movies. The dumbass who made them can't even NAME THE FUCKING DINO BOTS PROPERLY AND GAVE FUCKING SWOOP TWO FUCKING HEADS

    • @KimJongSpoon_
      @KimJongSpoon_ 4 года назад +1

      @@Silver_wind_1987_ true but if you can get over that then they are fun to watch and the cgi is unmatched by anything else ive seen except maybe marvel movies. And that is hard for me to say because i am a transformers fan and the movies did upset me when i first saw them but now they are just fun to watch, also the new netflix show is really good so i cant complain to much.

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 4 года назад +1

      @@KimJongSpoon_ I like the Netflix show as well. But the movies upset me....i kept wanting to strangle Galloway and kick sentinel prime in the balls. Also the dino bots names where all wrong minus grimlock. I hated how starscream looked like a weird Dorito fucked a chicken and had him. But that's just me since I've seen the original 80s and 90s shows

    • @KimJongSpoon_
      @KimJongSpoon_ 4 года назад

      @@Silver_wind_1987_ That reply was hilarious holy crap "looked like a wierd dorito fucked a chicken and had him" lol. But yeah i guess if you saw the original shows first or if you were a big fan of them you would probably have a hard time accepting the movies. I was born after the original shows were made so my knowledge of transformers wasnt great until i watched the first movie and got hooked than i went back and watched a lot of the older stuff before the 4th and 5th one came out and those two are definetley my least favorite of the movies.

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 4 года назад +1

      @@KimJongSpoon_ 4 and 5 where shit. Sentinel is an asshat. Megs looked weird....and had crab claws for hands. Not to mention prime became a douche canoe in those two...

  • @davidodonovan1699
    @davidodonovan1699 4 года назад +127

    "Fully-semi-automatic" terminology on steroids --> "bolt-action-automatic".

    • @jaminsim5965
      @jaminsim5965 4 года назад +11

      You wanna add a lever-action bump stock on that double barrel?

    • @davidodonovan1699
      @davidodonovan1699 4 года назад +6

      @@jaminsim5965 I love my 12 gauge rifle...with the shoulder thing that goes up, that fire's .50 caliber rounds, and is as heavy as ten boxes of things that you would be carrying.

    • @taloob493
      @taloob493 4 года назад +3

      Double barrel flintlock percussion cap lever-bolt action semi crank powered automatic

    • @davidodonovan1699
      @davidodonovan1699 4 года назад +1

      @@taloob493 that's a weapon of mass destruction....(nukes ended WW2, and stopped the cold war going super hot, bullies generally don't fight the biggest kid on the playground that can kick their ass).

    • @davidodonovan1699
      @davidodonovan1699 4 года назад +2

      @@taloob493 don't forget to put a condom and elastic band over the muzzle end and breech...not to keep the barrel rifling dry, but because all guns need a safety.

  • @kagato82
    @kagato82 4 года назад +164

    "Bring the RAIN!"
    Are we meteorologists now?

    • @victorwaddell6530
      @victorwaddell6530 4 года назад +5

      The Air Force and Navy have weather prognosticator as an MOS . The navy's weather guessers are called Aerographer's Mates , or AG. The author of this article was a Navy Corpsman though .

    • @RDDESIGNOFEHT
      @RDDESIGNOFEHT 4 года назад +3

      Victor Waddell so a navy man is trying to make the marines and the army look like pussies

    • @MatthewSchiess
      @MatthewSchiess 4 года назад

      As a meteorology major, and a 13 year vet as a 13B...we weather nerds do NOT fucking say that. Don’t pass that evil on us man.

    • @kodingkrusader2765
      @kodingkrusader2765 4 года назад

      Well...story time. In vietnam the us controlled weather and literally brought the rain. The us has been researching weather modification as a weapon since the late 1800s. The us was so effective it spawned a UN treaty.

    • @carlosvega5919
      @carlosvega5919 4 года назад +1

      @Will just if you're a native american soldier/marine/airman/sailor can bring the rain.
      Still they need a lot of supression fire to finish the required dances.

  • @tufelhunden5795
    @tufelhunden5795 3 года назад +12

    He's the ultimate Blue Falcon.

  • @RoyalDog214
    @RoyalDog214 4 года назад +52

    "Bring the Rain" is a catchphrase from multiple Transformers movie where the Air Force guy called in air supports.

    • @stinger59605
      @stinger59605 4 года назад +2

      Fox You picked up on that too, huh?

  • @spazzypengin
    @spazzypengin 4 года назад +201

    As a corpsman, we do not accept that author as one of us. Just so you know.

    • @firstname4097
      @firstname4097 4 года назад +18

      Thx, that's reassuring actually

    • @retiredhmhoov739
      @retiredhmhoov739 4 года назад +13

      Ya....not sure where he learned to shoot or handle weapons. Looking up his bio, 3/5 took on hell of a beating in Afghanistan and gave just as much and even more back. Im sure he was glad to have his adjustable fire M4 while he was there. He forgot the first lesson that he learned about the m4...short 3-5 round bursts. I have an assumption that he is so highly educated now that he is over-thinking it for the sake of writing an article. "Bring in the Rain"...Please, stop with the stupid movie quotes. In 25.5 years as a Navy Corpsman, stationed with Div (infantry & Arty), Wing and Group/FSSG, never heard that said once.

    • @jondelgado2653
      @jondelgado2653 4 года назад +3

      docdizzle666 I love you doc lmao

    • @mr.b4745
      @mr.b4745 4 года назад +3

      Agreed Doc

    • @seaburn40
      @seaburn40 4 года назад +1

      But are you a Marine corpsman or a Navy corpsman? Lol. Jk. Ik what you. Are.

  • @michaelfairchild
    @michaelfairchild 4 года назад +166

    "We are the mighty", the Buzzfeed of military world.

  • @nichollebays7093
    @nichollebays7093 3 года назад +2

    Hey I found a way too put a suppresser on a bazooka!
    "If you say I don't care for this then you are a real army man."

  • @Schnipah
    @Schnipah 4 года назад +105

    He must have been deployed with the “weapon of war” the AR-15...

    • @DA-hc8lp
      @DA-hc8lp 4 года назад +10

      And it weighs 9 moving boxes.

    • @ct7567CaptRex
      @ct7567CaptRex 4 года назад +4

      Me watching the replies and coughing:
      So many memes to add to my collection....

    • @cyborgrat
      @cyborgrat 4 года назад +2

      Tech420P he ducks under his deck when someone uses a fully semi automatic stapler, the sound of the staples just being racked sends down the chills.

    • @imapopo2924
      @imapopo2924 4 года назад +1

      @Tech420P That one still makes me laugh... I've fired an AR. Hell, I've got one leaning up next to my bed about 3ft away from me. The first time I fired it, it was fucking awesome!
      If that dumbass got PTSD, then I got a new favorite hobby.

    • @MidasMakeItRain
      @MidasMakeItRain 4 года назад +2

      @@DA-hc8lp Thats only with a half empty mag. Fully loaded it weighs as much as 10 boxes that you might be moving.

  • @aubreyjane6659
    @aubreyjane6659 4 года назад +84

    "You know what's more fun?!? Staying up late and doing your homework!"
    Me: feels attacked

  • @daltonmiller3204
    @daltonmiller3204 4 года назад +232

    Those pit stains came quick this time.

    • @UncleWermus
      @UncleWermus 4 года назад +36

      He needs to swap the barrels on those guns, gettin too hot

    • @justaustin673
      @justaustin673 4 года назад +4

      It's the pit stain gang bro 😂

    • @lorischeet5363
      @lorischeet5363 4 года назад +2

      Thats an endocrine dump.

    • @ElusiveSmi7y
      @ElusiveSmi7y 4 года назад

      Mans got a swamp under there.

  • @denen404
    @denen404 3 года назад +3

    i'm convinced the guy that wrote this article would be happy if the service weapon for the entire military was a flintlock or a musket...