Heard one on the radio - a mechanic apprentice had firey red hair so they called him “sauce” and he hated it and dyed his hair black so they changed his nickname to soy sauce 😂
I once worked on a building site. They had a real old labourer (in his late 70's at least). Always walked with a hunched back. His name was Ken. But was ncknamed "Force Ten Ken" cause he always walked like he was facing a storm
I run a garage and all the guys call me dustcap.for those that don't know,a dustcap is the small plastic cap that screws on to your tyre valve. How I got it was through alcohol😁. One lady came to collect her car from its test,which it passed and left happily enough,half an hour or so later she returned complaining that one of her dustcaps had a triangle on the end of it, the others had 3 circles,firstly she was adamant that they were all the same and that surely it should have failed the test and last but most puzzling was why we had stolen one and replaced it with another,after some pointless arguing I told her to piss off and never return.She sent me a letter via her up stairs neighbour/ marital guidance solicitor type guy to state her intentions of legal recourse, I phoned her to tell her to go ahead and if it meant that much to her I would supply the CCTV to show we never touched her caps,she replied that she was going on holiday,was quite rude and said that if I replaced all 4 by post she would fit them her self and forget about it,I hung up. Two days later I get a snotty email from her asking why she hadn't had new caps delivered. I was in the pub with two of the workshop guys,a bit of encouragement and booze prompted me to order some for her,they cost me about £6 for 1000,I have some on my tyre machine but ordered some for her specifically. By the time they arrived she was on holiday so I posted them through her letter box,all 5,000 of them,I obviously couldn't get the box in so I had to tip them through the letterbox using a funnel that I happened to have with me😁. About 10 days later the police turned up,I explained the whole story,explained that I could only get a box of 5,000 at that time. That was the end of that,even our parish priest calls me it when he comes in!
Awesome, real shame that you couldn't see her reaction she found them. Many years ago, around 1986, I had just bought my first home with my girlfriend, it was a terraced starter home and the guy next door was about 21 and as single as you like, in fact some nights I felt like playing my guitar along with the rhythm of his headboard. Anyway, he had been seeing this girl called heidi for a couple of months and when she found out that she was on a rota with several other girls apparently she didn't take it well. I was completely unaware of this showdown because it happened when I was out and as it was all in a days work for him he never mentioned it at the time. Now, he had a holiday booked and the day before he went he gave me a key "in case of emergency". A day or so after he left i had a knock on the door, it was heidi and she said that my neighbour had told her before he left that she could call round to collect some stuff. Obviously this was before mobile phones and I couldn't see a problem so I just gave her the key and told her to bring it back when she had finished which she did, she even had a coffee with me before she went home. Roll forward a couple of weeks and my neighbour returned home, it was late, about 2.00am so he didn't bother getting his key back but I heard him scream through the wall and seconds later he was banging on my door, "come and look at this", so I did, I don't know what was funnier, the look of absolute astonishment on his face or the sight that greeted me when I walked into his lounge. What heidi had done was sprinkle loads of cress seeds all over his lounge carpet then pour loads of water on it, whack the heating up to maximum and leave. I can see it now, I've known girls to do some weird shit when they get upset but this was a whole nother level, bless her.
There was a guy we called bungalow because there wasn’t much going on upstrairs. In my childhood we had a mate called whisper because we never heard him shout
Sometimes the guy reading it out. Laughs because of reaction of the other guy. It's 1 of the best things in the world that I found in a long. The origins of people's nickname absolutely incredible hilarious. Genius idea I really hope for more
I worked at a premium German car dealership in the U.K., one of the customers had two top of the line cars with all the bells and whistles, he was able to afford that through his work as a Gynaecologist his nickname we gave him was .
It's a really simple one but there's a guy I worked with called Fabrice. He was French. Extremely stereotypically so: drinking strong coffee, smoking all day and being a bit grumpy and complaining about all of the tools and equipment supplied to him being "Shit" and "Bollocks" in a thick French accent, as well as complaining about basically everything in England. The abbreviation of his name was, naturally, Fab. So the guys at work decided that his name was now an acronym for "French Angry Bastard", which they then wrote on all of his tools. To Fab's credit, he found it funny and leaned into the joke.
My aunt knew of an Aucklander in the early sixties who really was a seasoned grogger by the time he was eighteen. His name was Moses. Apparently the guy would often remark; "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy". His parents and mates thought that a stint in the NZ Army might help to curb his boozing. He signed up and was accepted for training. Within twelve months, he was assessed as being so skilled and so enthusiastic that they shipped him to Vietnam. As misfortune would have it, he ended up on the wrong side of a Claymore landmine. The Viet Cong were quite apt at turning things against US aligned troops using what (often limited) resources they had, and they did just that. During dark they would turn these mines around to face the US aligned troops who'd initially laid them. The guy ended up with a couple of others from his section meeting a series of these minds, head first, when the VC staged a mock attack one early dawn on their position. Wouldn't you believe it? The guy ended up having the front of his head (including his frontal lobe) blown clean off. On return to NZ he was worked on and a metal plate was originally inserted in the cranium, for support. Occasionally part of the wound area would open up and he'd bleed from the trauma region at the front of his head. From that point on, his drinking companions would always call him "Holy Bloody Moses." Keep the nickname ball rolling now, you guys hear?
A few decades ago there were two brothers working in finance in the City (of London) who had both fought in WWII. One of them had been awarded the VC, one of them the GC. The brother who had won the GC was known as The Coward.
Worked in Ireland years ago and one of the dumptruck drivers had a deformed arm about 6 inches smaller than the other. Shortwave .. Very tall administration girl was called high hole
Its class and the way the one guy collapses off the desk.......infectious.you just start creasing up...... One hand bigger than the other....the clock!
I grandpa had polio so he has no calve muscle on one leg and he weaves side to side when he walks. Funny enough his name is Bob. He turns 80 next week, can’t wait to call him the snipers nightmare at his birthday party.
Had a teammate in Ireland named Patrick. Everyone called him Packie. Once on holidays in Spain he got corn row braids so we started started calling him Tu-Packie
Only just watched this…funny as! Back in the day, we had a mate called Rowan…he ended up with the nickname ‘Outboard’ because an outboard is better than rowing! 🤦♂️🤷♂️
Worked with a turner who would set his CNC machine running the start walking up and around the work shop following the safety lines painted on the floor. They called him Johnny cash
A guy I knew a while back once told me about how a friend of his got his nickname «backdoor». They’d been out on the town and wanted something to eat on the way home. They stopped by a foodtruck, but there was a huge crowd in front, luckily his friend knew the owner and went around. The guy opened the door and he yells out to his friend «Hey, do you want a sausage in the backdoor too??» 🤣🤣
I know an old lady who’s dog ate her small crucifix off a necklace , she waited till the dog took a dump and fished it out and cleaned it up , we call her poo-sfix
I knew a guy who at Christmas got off his father the brand ‘pod’ jacket pod jumper pod T-shirt pod watch and a big Doory chunky heavy ass pod boots.. so we used to call him the podfather, the Beetle crushing carpet bruising podfather
one of my best mates went to a gig his self proclaimed nickname was "lynn" but this one time in a metalfest he had face paint, it was 40ish degrees, his paint turned into soap except for the yes, friend of mine spoke with him and asked if he was "lynx" or a raccoon" he misunderstood and said "lynn" while my other friend said "so... a lynx" and he replied "yeah!" he call him lynx for over 20 years, even his wife calls him that and buys cat food mixed with frozen chicken just to troll him
Worked with a fellow bus driver who accidentally grounded whilst resetting the line poles of an electric trolley bus during a rainstorm. He was electrocuted rather badly, severely burned. Known ever after as "Sparky", much to his chagrin.
I grew up with one guy that we just called "football pitch". He earned that nickname because he jumped up to head a ball at the football pitch and he shat himself
There was a bloke called fred where I used to work whos face was very wrinkly (think sid James) anyway he was called 'deep fried fred ' later shortened to just 'deep fried'
Had a tall skinny guy working on building sites years ago, very lazy always standing around doing nothing he was called Acro, another guy very thick very spiky hair nicknamed Bogbrush.
Have another nick name for your list. We have an older gent at work with a very grummpy attitude (always negative) So I nick named him the COVID doger because he's always negative. your Ontario Canada follower AND YES YOU GUYS "ROCK"
Worked with a short fat bloke with a really small head and massive cheeks so we called him "the hamster", another one who was thin and ugly with big gappy horrible teeth we called "tales from the crypt" or the "scarecrow"
My nickname is Arfur. I got it as a kid. When we played football, I was terrible so everytime I got the the ball, everyone would shout 'aw ffs" which ended up arfurf**ksake then just shortened to arfur.
Fun fact, my Original Xbox GamerTag was “Arfafuxake” which I managed to keep for a few years. When I was racing on NFS or Forza, someone would usually say it and then realise what it meant and would laugh. Obviously one day someone took offence and reported it. I loved that GT 😥
@@MooMooFutch I love this. Brilliant. My work phone number went down so I had to use my personal number. My WhatsApp name was Arfur Fuc*sake, which wasn't very professional. Changed it as someone passed comment on it 🤣🤣
If you legends want to see Volumes 1-50 of Funny Nicknames, then you're in for a treat with this supercut: ruclips.net/video/3MDgRASTzDI/видео.html 🍿
Worked with an electrician WELL past retirement age and everyone called him Jurassic Spark 😂
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GENIUS
Jesus Christmas im trying to work!!! 😂
😂😂😂😂😂 mean but funny
My brother knows a guy at his local club his name is Wayne Bruce. They all call him Manbat 😆
Cracks me up every time
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Lmfao 🤣
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“Snipers nightmare”... I nearly died!
This is the funniest thing I heard in a long while.
You’ve got to make this a regular feature
I like the classic "snipers dream" (person with a big head)
Such an old joke but so so good
There’s a pro footballer in England called Fitz Hall, his nickname is “One Size”… brilliant😂
Heard one on the radio - a mechanic apprentice had firey red hair so they called him “sauce” and he hated it and dyed his hair black so they changed his nickname to soy sauce 😂
Hahahaha that's fucking hilarious 😂😂😂
Hahahaha no escape bro😂
Worked with a mate where all his top teeth fell out apart from the middle one….. we called him central eating
😂😂😂😂😂
I laughed so hard at this. Does he even know?
😂😂😂
That's a thing of fucking beauty!
😂😂
I used to work with someone nicknamed Tommy Slypig. His surname was Cunningham..
hahahahahaha or simply SLYPIG
There was a guy I worked with who was crazy. We called him the homeless horse because he wasn’t stable 🤣
😂😂
I once worked on a building site. They had a real old labourer (in his late 70's at least). Always walked with a hunched back. His name was Ken. But was ncknamed "Force Ten Ken" cause he always walked like he was facing a storm
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This is gold. 😂😂😂😂
😂😂 I know the type, but that name is gold
I run a garage and all the guys call me dustcap.for those that don't know,a dustcap is the small plastic cap that screws on to your tyre valve. How I got it was through alcohol😁. One lady came to collect her car from its test,which it passed and left happily enough,half an hour or so later she returned complaining that one of her dustcaps had a triangle on the end of it, the others had 3 circles,firstly she was adamant that they were all the same and that surely it should have failed the test and last but most puzzling was why we had stolen one and replaced it with another,after some pointless arguing I told her to piss off and never return.She sent me a letter via her up stairs neighbour/ marital guidance solicitor type guy to state her intentions of legal recourse, I phoned her to tell her to go ahead and if it meant that much to her I would supply the CCTV to show we never touched her caps,she replied that she was going on holiday,was quite rude and said that if I replaced all 4 by post she would fit them her self and forget about it,I hung up. Two days later I get a snotty email from her asking why she hadn't had new caps delivered. I was in the pub with two of the workshop guys,a bit of encouragement and booze prompted me to order some for her,they cost me about £6 for 1000,I have some on my tyre machine but ordered some for her specifically. By the time they arrived she was on holiday so I posted them through her letter box,all 5,000 of them,I obviously couldn't get the box in so I had to tip them through the letterbox using a funnel that I happened to have with me😁. About 10 days later the police turned up,I explained the whole story,explained that I could only get a box of 5,000 at that time. That was the end of that,even our parish priest calls me it when he comes in!
Awesome, real shame that you couldn't see her reaction she found them. Many years ago, around 1986, I had just bought my first home with my girlfriend, it was a terraced starter home and the guy next door was about 21 and as single as you like, in fact some nights I felt like playing my guitar along with the rhythm of his headboard. Anyway, he had been seeing this girl called heidi for a couple of months and when she found out that she was on a rota with several other girls apparently she didn't take it well. I was completely unaware of this showdown because it happened when I was out and as it was all in a days work for him he never mentioned it at the time. Now, he had a holiday booked and the day before he went he gave me a key "in case of emergency". A day or so after he left i had a knock on the door, it was heidi and she said that my neighbour had told her before he left that she could call round to collect some stuff. Obviously this was before mobile phones and I couldn't see a problem so I just gave her the key and told her to bring it back when she had finished which she did, she even had a coffee with me before she went home. Roll forward a couple of weeks and my neighbour returned home, it was late, about 2.00am so he didn't bother getting his key back but I heard him scream through the wall and seconds later he was banging on my door, "come and look at this", so I did, I don't know what was funnier, the look of absolute astonishment on his face or the sight that greeted me when I walked into his lounge. What heidi had done was sprinkle loads of cress seeds all over his lounge carpet then pour loads of water on it, whack the heating up to maximum and leave. I can see it now, I've known girls to do some weird shit when they get upset but this was a whole nother level, bless her.
Classic!!
There's a former pro footballer called Fitz Hall, his nickname was One Size.
Jay and Dunc please do more of these your reactions make it even funnier the last two had me crying with laughter.
I lost it at the guy named Keth!
I think that's my favourite one lmao
Sent me over the edge too.
I like how Jays laughter escalates with each nickname
Need more of this. Snipers nightmare has me crying 🤣🤣🤣
There was a Swedish pro golfer on the European Tour a few years ago called Niclas Fasth, he was a notoriously slow player so they called him Notso
They are all funny but I lost it at keth so when snipers nightmare came at the end I genuinely nearly died!
I would have gone laughing so win win 🥇
Of all of the nicknames they did, snipers nightmare is without doubt the funniest.
One of the funniest videos on here. If your ever in need of a pick me up, this is it. Comedy gold
That Keth one always gets me😂
i keep coming back to this. its too funny 😂
Gets me every time.....I think it's the reaction that makes me laugh so hard lol 😆
There was a guy we called bungalow because there wasn’t much going on upstrairs. In my childhood we had a mate called whisper because we never heard him shout
Went to college with a lad called Sam Hunter, who was a die hard vegan.
So we started calling him Hunter Gatherer🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sometimes the guy reading it out. Laughs because of reaction of the other guy. It's 1 of the best things in the world that I found in a long. The origins of people's nickname absolutely incredible hilarious. Genius idea I really hope for more
There's a pub in liverpool called the Green Man, fella was called the Hulk becuse he couldn't walk down that road without turning into the green man
I worked at a premium German car dealership in the U.K., one of the customers had two top of the line cars with all the bells and whistles, he was able to afford that through his work as a Gynaecologist his nickname we gave him was .
Grey up with a guy we called the exorcist because he never left a party until all the spirits were gone ..😅
It's a really simple one but there's a guy I worked with called Fabrice. He was French. Extremely stereotypically so: drinking strong coffee, smoking all day and being a bit grumpy and complaining about all of the tools and equipment supplied to him being "Shit" and "Bollocks" in a thick French accent, as well as complaining about basically everything in England. The abbreviation of his name was, naturally, Fab. So the guys at work decided that his name was now an acronym for "French Angry Bastard", which they then wrote on all of his tools. To Fab's credit, he found it funny and leaned into the joke.
My aunt knew of an Aucklander in the early sixties who really was a seasoned grogger by the time he was eighteen. His name was Moses. Apparently the guy would often remark; "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy". His parents and mates thought that a stint in the NZ Army might help to curb his boozing. He signed up and was accepted for training. Within twelve months, he was assessed as being so skilled and so enthusiastic that they shipped him to Vietnam. As misfortune would have it, he ended up on the wrong side of a Claymore landmine. The Viet Cong were quite apt at turning things against US aligned troops using what (often limited) resources they had, and they did just that. During dark they would turn these mines around to face the US aligned troops who'd initially laid them. The guy ended up with a couple of others from his section meeting a series of these minds, head first, when the VC staged a mock attack one early dawn on their position. Wouldn't you believe it? The guy ended up having the front of his head (including his frontal lobe) blown clean off. On return to NZ he was worked on and a metal plate was originally inserted in the cranium, for support. Occasionally part of the wound area would open up and he'd bleed from the trauma region at the front of his head. From that point on, his drinking companions would always call him "Holy Bloody Moses." Keep the nickname ball rolling now, you guys hear?
my dad used to drink in a pub with a guy who had a terrible stutter. everyone called him Machine Gun Jim 😂
We called our boss The Blacksmith. Any work to be done he made a Bolt for the Door😅😂
A few decades ago there were two brothers working in finance in the City (of London) who had both fought in WWII. One of them had been awarded the VC, one of them the GC.
The brother who had won the GC was known as The Coward.
The snoiper noightmer m8
Your reactions are 🥇 gold!!!
Worked in Ireland years ago and one of the dumptruck drivers had a deformed arm about 6 inches smaller than the other.
Shortwave ..
Very tall administration girl was called high hole
I saw this clip a few days ago and it hasn’t left my mind. I think about it and burst out laughing
Can't stop watching this video. Cracks me up
I Used to play for a footie team and we called the forwards Biggs and Bestie because one always hit the post and the other always hit the bar.
Its class and the way the one guy collapses off the desk.......infectious.you just start creasing up......
One hand bigger than the other....the clock!
Worked with a bloke with the nickname Upminster
He was 2 stops beyond Barking. Our tea lady only had one tooth in her head. Anita.
I grandpa had polio so he has no calve muscle on one leg and he weaves side to side when he walks. Funny enough his name is Bob. He turns 80 next week, can’t wait to call him the snipers nightmare at his birthday party.
Had a teammate in Ireland named Patrick. Everyone called him Packie. Once on holidays in Spain he got corn row braids so we started started calling him Tu-Packie
18 months and Keth are my favourites 😂
Only just watched this…funny as! Back in the day, we had a mate called Rowan…he ended up with the nickname ‘Outboard’ because an outboard is better than rowing! 🤦♂️🤷♂️
Worked with a turner who would set his CNC machine running the start walking up and around the work shop following the safety lines painted on the floor. They called him Johnny cash
I once had a mate in school called John Carney - so we all nicknamed him Chili
deserves billions of views!!!
Hi bruce from england got 2off the best nick names ever I swear you will love them.
I've know of 2 separate guys both named Justin Case. And, went to high school with a Mike Hunt. Their real names.
The snipers nightmare gets me every time🤣🤣
Worked with a guy we called the marathon man. He would do laps of our work site by the 3rd lap we would offer him a cup of water🤦🏽♂️
A guy I knew a while back once told me about how a friend of his got his nickname «backdoor». They’d been out on the town and wanted something to eat on the way home. They stopped by a foodtruck, but there was a huge crowd in front, luckily his friend knew the owner and went around. The guy opened the door and he yells out to his friend «Hey, do you want a sausage in the backdoor too??» 🤣🤣
Chuck Norris doesn't walk .. the ground moves under his feet!
John Eales once Captain of the Wallabies was named " NO BODY " no body's perfect.
Here in Royston Glasgow we have. Jamie chewingum feet because he walks like his foots stuck on gum and drags it.. still kills me 😂
Keth - rofl. Had a guy in my army unit we called Clues, because he doesn't have any
Trumps new nickname can be 18 months..he only has and ear and a half
I had spiky hair and could run fast in school , so they called me Sonic the Hinghog
I know a Sonic.
My brother knew a guy who lost his thumb in an accident. They rebuilt it using flesh from his buttock.
Nick name was Asshand.
I’d say I may have watched this at least 300 times maybe 400 could be 500
I know an old lady who’s dog ate her small crucifix off a necklace , she waited till the dog took a dump and fished it out and cleaned it up , we call her poo-sfix
I knew a guy who at Christmas got off his father the brand ‘pod’ jacket pod jumper pod T-shirt pod watch and a big Doory chunky heavy ass pod boots.. so we used to call him the podfather, the Beetle crushing carpet bruising podfather
And just like that, the name of one of the best fb groups was born
Worked with a guy who had one eye higher than the other…..called him Isaiah (eyes higher)
Shit joke when you have to explain it
Worked with a guy nicknamed jaws, dam that dude could eat a lot of food
I know a George, who won't shut up, so we nickname him Jaws.
Funniest thing I seen in ages
a snipers nightmare 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Here in the UK mum worked as a cleaner in a hostel they had a cat called eyes higher because it had one eye higher than the other!!
Absolutely brilliant! Hilarious!!
How has this only got 40k views! It’s done the rounds on WhatsApp big time.
There reaction is absolutely priceless
one of my best mates went to a gig his self proclaimed nickname was "lynn" but this one time in a metalfest he had face paint, it was 40ish degrees, his paint turned into soap except for the yes, friend of mine spoke with him and asked if he was "lynx" or a raccoon" he misunderstood and said "lynn" while my other friend said "so... a lynx" and he replied "yeah!" he call him lynx for over 20 years, even his wife calls him that and buys cat food mixed with frozen chicken just to troll him
Ladbible.....so epic ❤❤❤.....so underated xx
Worked with a fellow bus driver who accidentally grounded whilst resetting the line poles of an electric trolley bus during a rainstorm. He was electrocuted rather badly, severely burned. Known ever after as "Sparky", much to his chagrin.
Was he a good conductor?
@@monkeyskitz Yes, in fact he became a Senior Driving Instructor for the Training Department of the company.
@@monkeyskitz 😆 Good one !
I grew up with one guy that we just called "football pitch". He earned that nickname because he jumped up to head a ball at the football pitch and he shat himself
9gag brought me here... This is some funny shit
There was a bloke called fred where I used to work whos face was very wrinkly (think sid James) anyway he was called 'deep fried fred ' later shortened to just 'deep fried'
Keth is definitely my favourite lol
So funny can't stop watching Keth
the snipers nightmare is fucked up and funny as hell😁😁🤣🤣🤣
Explain it to me I haven't gotten it😃
The one that started it all!
Haha my uncle had bowel cancer so all his old pisshead mates changed his name from Noel to no-hole .
Had a tall skinny guy working on building sites years ago, very lazy always standing around doing nothing he was called Acro, another guy very thick very spiky hair nicknamed Bogbrush.
My brother Steven is the biggest food scab..we call him Steven Seagull 😂
That last one is the funniest thing ever
I nearly got sick from laughing.
Have another nick name for your list. We have an older gent at work with a very grummpy attitude (always negative) So I nick named him the COVID doger because he's always negative. your Ontario Canada follower AND YES YOU GUYS "ROCK"
Worked with a short fat bloke with a really small head and massive cheeks so we called him "the hamster", another one who was thin and ugly with big gappy horrible teeth we called "tales from the crypt" or the "scarecrow"
My nickname is Arfur. I got it as a kid. When we played football, I was terrible so everytime I got the the ball, everyone would shout 'aw ffs" which ended up arfurf**ksake then just shortened to arfur.
Fun fact, my Original Xbox GamerTag was “Arfafuxake” which I managed to keep for a few years. When I was racing on NFS or Forza, someone would usually say it and then realise what it meant and would laugh. Obviously one day someone took offence and reported it. I loved that GT 😥
@@MooMooFutch I love this. Brilliant. My work phone number went down so I had to use my personal number. My WhatsApp name was Arfur Fuc*sake, which wasn't very professional. Changed it as someone passed comment on it 🤣🤣
If you ever get to talk to a copper ask if anyone is nicknamed BONGO?
We had a lazy pcso. BOOTS ON NEVER GOES OUT.
'Kin brilliant - I'm laughing more at them laughing - hysterical 😂😂😂
An old manager was called jellyfish... no backbone
I work with a bloke, we call him limpet because he always follows everyone around
Keth who had an i / missing, had me in stitches,🤣
What was your favorite?
Keep it up lads more content fellas!!
I knew a guy called Pouparde and we called him shitsoft
My dad knew a guy growing up. He had surgeries all the time and one left a scar right down the middle of his face. So some guys called him double ugly
How to crease up laughing.
I knew a bricklayer who stole bricks by shoving them down the back of his trousers we called him brickie minaj