Thanks for sharing this! I couldn’t make the Cruise this year so this is the next best thing to being there. Keith Roth was a great host for the event and Kip Winger was totally entertaining. 🎸
Number one really really sucked number two was about a four I give the camera work a 1 even the older cannons has a mic level that's what I'm good at yes I can play no I can't barely play anybody else's music I make my own mainly because the effing RUclips won't let me use other people's songs so I learned to make my own I got the film Eddie Money at the Lilac Festival in Rochester one time does 10,000 Maniacs were there Bob Marley's Band The Wailers man I love Rochester New York the blues is the influence I have a picture of Randy Rhoads from the first concert in 1981 I think 8 * 10 somebody made they got to bring a camera in there and it's not too good really but I really like.... yeah
Wow, very cool. Thanks, for sharing. Congrats to the winner & everyone that had the (you know what) to do this in front of all these mega guitar slingers. Kept thinking "don't play Eruption" & obviously don't play "Smoke on the Water". Even though it would have been hilarious if someone would have played Smoke on the Water. I would have laughed.
Very kool Im a Drummer So there is no Secret here Bonham is my Teacher in spirit. I Just love the Moment RnRoll can come together with Good Citizens and Jam Hendrix & Bonham whould be Proud.
Fun event for a cruise! Good on the people they put them out there. I can run arpeggios all day, but that doesn't represent my talent. Let's have some Gary Moore style stuff. Music with feeling such as Parisienne Walkways! That would be a show! "Parisienne Walkways
This is both excruciating and entertaining, Guitar Center on the high seas for sure!😅 One thing I noticed a lot of these players do is over-rely on tremolo picking, typical Blues licks and random tapping. I think the key to this type of contest is to start out with a really good rhythm part and then play some solo fills in the same key (E, A, or G work well). Joel's advice to let the notes sing after each phrase is well put. However, it is difficult to go blind into one of these things playing an unfamiliar guitar that might have a sub-par setup…the ones that brought their own instruments were wise to do so, and they generally played better because of it.
Atleast at guitar center you get someone whos actually heard a song before lol but which of us didnt start like this, just brings back memories of annoying the crap out of my parents and siblings lol
Hey, I thought we moved past the grunge Also you are on a cruise ship on the Caribbean, Everyone seems to be in shorts, t-shirts, light clothing “except”...
Brook, I have no idea who the announcer is. Must have missed the intro. He looks like Paul Stanley in disguise (lol). Yes, it's def a cruise. I've been wanting to go for years.
If the guy from Buffalo New York from the little trolls was on here he would get an 11 I mean they have packed houses in Buffalo New York the little trolls I think it's the trolls now my favorite playing since the 60s
Some of that was hard to watch... but playing with that sound and those guitars I can see how thinks might bomb! Kip was stern but fair! but the max i would have awarded was a 6 and that was to AC/DC man, he at least played somewhat in tune and in time and entertained.
@KipWingerTV Contestants shouldn’t be judged as seasoned pros like Gus because they’re not auditioning. You were judged by Beavis and Butthead characters because all your songs were cheesy and dated. The judges should have prepared and written out or downloaded criteria for judging guitar solos instead of imitating Simon Cowell.
Im waiting for one of the judges to actually be as honest as Kip winger only no filters... Something like, " Are you people fucking with me??" Then just leave. Quietly stand and walk my ass off stage left... Far far away..
I was rapping my pants the first time I played him for people I picked the song Arlo Guthrie Good Morning America it has a couple pretty hard twists in it I got pissed and I walked around the crowd telling them the Fockers won't turn my guitar on cuz I'm not a professional I called the guy's wife I asked her how would he like it if his guitar was not plugged in LOL he wasn't my friend then but he is today
That was cruel. The guitar tone was complete ass. i mean a 1980's marshall lead 12 amp sounds better than this, hell a Peavey bandit sounds better than this. Not a one of those guitar judges would sound much different and have every excuse in the book. Very first thing I would ask the judges is which one would let me jack into their amp so I can peel some face here LOL.
Fake a song you can't play worth a crap on a guitar you're not familiar with, on an amp you can't adjust the tones of... oh what a nightmare for all involved.
The last guy was the best technique wise but shreeding with no sense !!! No beggining middle and end !!!! Its old after 30 seconds !!!!! People only want to go fast and they dont learn to songwriting !
Ahhhhhhhh,,, make it stop. This is like working at Guitar Center.
Nice!
😂😂😂
not even noodling its worse
😅😅😅😂😂😂😂
Lmao
Thank you for posting this, now I know never to go on one of these.
LOL
Balls of steel, for even ATTEMPTING this !!
100 % facts!
I don't feel so bad about my playing anymore. Boy, I needed this. 😂
Nita is such a pro. I love her breakdown and her fairness.
This was like wiggling a sore tooth.
Dunning Krueger full effect
It's a funnyin😅
Well this made me feel.better about myself.
10/10 for getting up there
Thanks for sharing this! I couldn’t make the Cruise this year so this is the next best thing to being there. Keith Roth was a great host for the event and Kip Winger was totally entertaining. 🎸
Good lort..that noise. Where's the gong? Not 1 guitar player on that tub? Surprised the judges didn't jump overboard.
Somebodys headed for a heartbreak.
@@CommercialSuicideMusic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
KIP is smart he is right on about learning how to practice!!!
He's produced a lot, so he went beyond the surface stuff that the others were grading on.
Cool how respectful most of them are because they’ve been there
Goshh Dang You Guy's,, I'm havin Alot of Fun Watching this Guitar Shred Show..One of My Favorite Guitar Players is "Gus"(One of the Judges). Cool 🤟👍
Mine too!
@@sweetsally1313 🤟
Floyd Roses....lawd what a disaster w/o a tech lol. Great video!
I will never buy another whammy bar guitar ever want to buy a Jackson V guitar LOL well now I got one leg including the little in the middle
Number one really really sucked number two was about a four I give the camera work a 1 even the older cannons has a mic level that's what I'm good at yes I can play no I can't barely play anybody else's music I make my own mainly because the effing RUclips won't let me use other people's songs so I learned to make my own I got the film Eddie Money at the Lilac Festival in Rochester one time does 10,000 Maniacs were there Bob Marley's Band The Wailers man I love Rochester New York the blues is the influence I have a picture of Randy Rhoads from the first concert in 1981 I think 8 * 10 somebody made they got to bring a camera in there and it's not too good really but I really like.... yeah
Wow, very cool. Thanks, for sharing. Congrats to the winner & everyone that had the (you know what) to do this in front of all these mega guitar slingers. Kept thinking "don't play Eruption" & obviously don't play "Smoke on the Water". Even though it would have been hilarious if someone would have played Smoke on the Water. I would have laughed.
They should do some classic Hubert Sumlin licks.
This was fun, but also kinda brutal to hear. But mostly fun.
No, you had it right the first time... mostly brutal.
Very Enjoyable! Thanks For All The Effort!
I’ve heard 2 cats mating in the alley at 2am with more musicality ! This contest doesn’t need judges,it needs a good exorcist!
Very kool Im a Drummer So there is no Secret here Bonham is my Teacher in spirit. I Just love the Moment RnRoll can come together with Good Citizens and Jam Hendrix & Bonham whould be Proud.
Thanks for this dude 🤘
I cant believe I just watched this.
I can shred pretty good that would be fun to be a part of
As a Massachusetts dude, and in our defense, we were going to send Nuno, but he was too busy being awesome. Hence, we sent our 66,808th best. 😝😝
The master of shred must be referring to cheese because it definitely ain't guitar.......
I actually would love to check this out! Never been on a cruise though but I am a professional metal musician!
Fun event for a cruise! Good on the people they put them out there.
I can run arpeggios all day, but that doesn't represent my talent.
Let's have some Gary Moore style stuff. Music with feeling such as Parisienne Walkways! That would be a show!
"Parisienne Walkways
every guitar center employee is having PTSD right now
Shouldnt the guitar have been in tune already..?
Don here. Joel Hoekstra is so cool.
Oh man I just can't bear to watch this. SOOOOOOOO BAD! Ear splitting bad.
I thought it was just me
Can’t believe I sat through the worst guitar tone ever for an hour. Bet it was fun if you were there…and drunk. 🎉
Or if you were there, and also not there.
This is both excruciating and entertaining, Guitar Center on the high seas for sure!😅 One thing I noticed a lot of these players do is over-rely on tremolo picking, typical Blues licks and random tapping. I think the key to this type of contest is to start out with a really good rhythm part and then play some solo fills in the same key (E, A, or G work well). Joel's advice to let the notes sing after each phrase is well put. However, it is difficult to go blind into one of these things playing an unfamiliar guitar that might have a sub-par setup…the ones that brought their own instruments were wise to do so, and they generally played better because of it.
Atleast at guitar center you get someone whos actually heard a song before lol but which of us didnt start like this, just brings back memories of annoying the crap out of my parents and siblings lol
Seriously triggering my PTSD from when I worked at Guitar Center and Sam Ash 20 years ago.
Was waiting for the first guy to flip to the bridge pickup. That would have saved the tone a little.
Sounds like they are running it through a fuzz box. Terrible set up.
Hey, I thought we moved past the grunge
Also you are on a cruise ship on the Caribbean,
Everyone seems to be in shorts, t-shirts, light clothing “except”...
Brook, I have no idea who the announcer is. Must have missed the intro. He looks like Paul Stanley in disguise (lol). Yes, it's def a cruise. I've been wanting to go for years.
Finally a face for radio😊
Hay the 80's called and want their look back.
That was painful to hear as a guitar player.... everyone starts somewhere but ya
I thought this was a real competition at first! Lol
If the guy from Buffalo New York from the little trolls was on here he would get an 11 I mean they have packed houses in Buffalo New York the little trolls I think it's the trolls now my favorite playing since the 60s
Did they give them a guitar to play that was out of tune? Cool that they got up there to play, but man...some of those notes hurt...
shit camera work , YOUR FIRED!!! GREAT FUN
Bull fighting costume?
No future Tony MacAlpine's here.
rock star to cruise director... Better then my jobs lol
That could possibly be the worst thing I've ever seen.... ever
I thought the guy from New York was going to play Long Haired Country Boy😅
The guy with the yellow guitar is winning
Those people are so horrible!!! I wish I was on that cruise I would have won 1st 2nd & 3rd place 😂.
First place: 27:30
Second place: 1:09:00
Third place: 55:20
:)
Thank you, to the timestamp guy. I'm organized & nerdy so it works for me.
They have a time limit question mark
56:46 it’s not a race to the finish. Slow down and stay in time lol.
Guitarists ? You mean those people that like to hang out with musicians ? ;)
It was like handing over an real F22 to model airplane pilots !!!
Oh God, what a soup sandwich!!!!!!
Greg Koch arrives in disguise, here hold my beer!
Nobody played pagganninis 10th caprice.
Where’s Me when you need an UnFamous Celebrity!
I really wish tapping would be made a Federal offense. Maybe someone could tell ATF that tapping is a machine gun.
4:40 ohhh that is painful!
People forget that we used to pick on Winger fans like we do Nickelback fans now.
Beavis and butthead sure had a hand in it😂
That derek guy master of shred was robbed
What 48st NYC sounded like back when ...
Some of that was hard to watch... but playing with that sound and those guitars I can see how thinks might bomb! Kip was stern but fair! but the max i would have awarded was a 6 and that was to AC/DC man, he at least played somewhat in tune and in time and entertained.
It’s a Mullet MeetUp.
They're all being trolled!!!
Rock stars being mean to the punters, don't see them getting up without roadies and gear central
I remember Kip fucking up way back in early 90s at a show -5 😅! And I'll say one other thing,... Ozzy!, Ozzy, Ozzy, no not Australian, Osborne!
@KipWingerTV Contestants shouldn’t be judged as seasoned pros like Gus because they’re not auditioning. You were judged by Beavis and Butthead characters because all your songs were cheesy and dated. The judges should have prepared and written out or downloaded criteria for judging guitar solos instead of imitating Simon Cowell.
They should have had a basic backing track to play to. That was painful. Amp sounded like crap too.
So you don't need to be a
player to enter though I guess
I am so sick of this crap. Its so old and so dumb. Just playing as many notes as possible as fast as possible in not music. Its noise.
Im waiting for one of the judges to actually be as honest as Kip winger only no filters... Something like, " Are you people fucking with me??" Then just leave. Quietly stand and walk my ass off stage left... Far far away..
Come on man give that boy a better sound.
I played stairway to heaven but no one heard me
I was rapping my pants the first time I played him for people I picked the song Arlo Guthrie Good Morning America it has a couple pretty hard twists in it I got pissed and I walked around the crowd telling them the Fockers won't turn my guitar on cuz I'm not a professional I called the guy's wife I asked her how would he like it if his guitar was not plugged in LOL he wasn't my friend then but he is today
@@earforenglish5867 That's like what kids do N o what
First guy and I`m done. He didn`t even check the tuning.
Oh fuck at least I know now
My earssssssss
That might even be a design Floyd Rose there even worse lock it down man if I want to sell mine what am I going to do pay $100 to get it set up
1oo star guitarists on one boat and this makes your ears bleed.
the panty guy was great
That was cruel. The guitar tone was complete ass. i mean a 1980's marshall lead 12 amp sounds better than this, hell a Peavey bandit sounds better than this. Not a one of those guitar judges would sound much different and have every excuse in the book. Very first thing I would ask the judges is which one would let me jack into their amp so I can peel some face here LOL.
My ears will never forgive me!
Kip is just fuckin’ tiring to listen to….damm !
He’s pretty full of himself, seems like a dick.
Geesh
They pulled out the good gear for this one!
Nothing in tune.
This is the worst thing I’ve ever heard. I made it 13 minutes until I could take no more.
Give them decent guitars and Neural DSP not some crappy amp and junk guitars. God this was painful!
Fake a song you can't play worth a crap on a guitar you're not familiar with, on an amp you can't adjust the tones of... oh what a nightmare for all involved.
How the fuck is this even real.
You have some work to do on your playing. Funny
Did they screen these people?? Damn! I can't stop my ears bleeding!!! Future viewers BEWARE! NOTHING GOOD TO HEAR!
They are all better than Nita skunk
Ooof.
That made my ears bleed 😮
wow this is awful. it's painful to watch. why would these guys be prepared to embarrass themselves.
They just want to have fun brother
@@johnjacobs5690 Yep, I was gonna say the same thing. Congrats to those that had the (you know what) to go in front of these guitar slingers.
Never play again
Yeah that guitar sucks, needs adjusting. Just saying. Kudos to the participants
The last guy was the best technique wise but shreeding with no sense !!! No beggining middle and end !!!! Its old after 30 seconds !!!!! People only want to go fast and they dont learn to songwriting !