DODGY STEALTH CAMP NEXT TO RAT TRAPS & TURD

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  • Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024

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  • @BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW
    @BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW  Месяц назад +12

    If you would like to support the BLOT OUTDOORS SHOW you can buy me a coffee (whaskey) 🥃🤪
    You know it makes total sense
    buymeacoffee.com/blotoutdoors
    You can also support the BLOT OUTDOORS SHOW through PayPal 👍
    paypal.me/blotoutdoors
    Here's the link for the BLOT OUTDOORS online merch shop 😉
    theblotoutdoorsmerch.myshopify.com/collections/all

    • @marathonminute3031
      @marathonminute3031 Месяц назад

      It's all about the right materials and how they are stitched in the right places as U know. Haha. Spot on name and marketing.! Good luck I'm in?²

    • @mandywalker5073
      @mandywalker5073 Месяц назад

      How do I send in a fans clip please?

  • @geoff2671
    @geoff2671 Месяц назад +8

    10 mins in."looks like someone's been in serious trouble .they've had a papa don't preach in the Bush " 😂😂

  • @emmapostolache7460
    @emmapostolache7460 Месяц назад +5

    Stinking rat infested dodge city, sleeps in til 845 i absolutely love this channel

  • @adriannigro6772
    @adriannigro6772 Месяц назад +27

    “If there is shit you got to smell it if you know what I’m taking about” 😂😂😂😂classic Chris ❤Blot outdoors show

  • @GrahamOutdoors84
    @GrahamOutdoors84 Месяц назад +5

    Another great stealth camp Mandingo,I think I'm going tae need come down tae England and dae some stealth camping it's just not the same in Scotland as you're basically aloud tae wild camp anywhere lol,Keep up the good work....Rights...👍🏻🥾⛺

  • @adamgrog9614
    @adamgrog9614 Месяц назад +100

    Imagine you ate something suspicious, you feel it coming... lay a massive swamp monster like this thinking well that was the worst day of my life, glad its behind me - and the next day you see it on youtube because some bloke is camping next to it, treats it like a local landmark and puts it in the video title.

    • @LexsBudgetBunkerBuild
      @LexsBudgetBunkerBuild Месяц назад +11

      OMG I'm literally crying with laughter over this comment 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ianthomas1060
      @ianthomas1060 Месяц назад +2

      It would be a badge of honour for me

    • @8luntTrauma
      @8luntTrauma Месяц назад +2

      Bro I'm creased 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @beester1432
      @beester1432 Месяц назад +2

      What a legend comment.😅

    • @F00kbluepill
      @F00kbluepill Месяц назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @clembu2275
    @clembu2275 Месяц назад +4

    Did you know, if you play your vids at 0.5 playback speed, you sound pissed long before you actually get pissed for real! 😊

    • @loosetile
      @loosetile Месяц назад +2

      F*****g mint 😂😂

  • @kathraw
    @kathraw Месяц назад +18

    I love how appreciative you are of your wife! About time she came out on a romantic turdy stealth camp 😂 ps. Next time pack febreze 😂 love your shows Mandingo

    • @patmckiniry1326
      @patmckiniry1326 Месяц назад

      Ireland,s son ,love the show been here last few years❤❤❤

  • @tonymatheson4129
    @tonymatheson4129 Месяц назад +3

    Honestly Mandingo I think the outdoor clothing line is a smashing idea. Best of luck to you. This Mandingo will certainly be purchasing. Rice!!

  • @MJam87
    @MJam87 Месяц назад +4

    Man you are nuts 😂 watched a few of your vids and always makes me giggle!

  • @nickwalker786
    @nickwalker786 Месяц назад +4

    Good one Chris ,looking forward to seeing you and Gareth Southgate wild camping😜

  • @Buzro
    @Buzro Месяц назад +2

    It's so relaxing hearing the rain on the tent. My favourite kind of videos, thank you for the content mate!

  • @ajs2120
    @ajs2120 Месяц назад +3

    Best glove of self love yet. Legend

  • @user-uq7pw6zy6x
    @user-uq7pw6zy6x 18 дней назад

    I find your videos funnier and funnier each time.😂

  • @si_h44
    @si_h44 Месяц назад +13

    you passed a cracking looking spot at 4 mins in, between the bushes and the house wall

  • @craigcook3801
    @craigcook3801 Месяц назад +1

    I still remember the videos where you used to say that people was pressing you to do the merch and you was on the fence about doing merch, I've heard you talking about turning down free camping gear coz you don't want to promote it just for the money and you hardly even promote your own merch coz as you said people are struggling, and I've heard you say that your happy just recording on your phone and keeping it a nice cheap low budget channel and mate, you have to respect it, you have a laugh and your just humble and down to earth and that's what we love about you.. you don't really talk about buying yous a coffee no more but it used to kill me because you was so honest an open saying you know it ain't for coffee mandingos, we love you blot your a fucking legend mate

  • @TR1L.16
    @TR1L.16 Месяц назад +1

    Oh uncle Fred we’re having a baby,baby shanon 😂😂if u no u no awesome vid as always ❤️

  • @pookleburger
    @pookleburger Месяц назад +2

    That was one steaming pile of Kakamundoross Mandingo. A classic stealth. One for the books. Scampi fries n Fishy Fingers, nearly spat mi beer out!

  • @Nick-cy2tn
    @Nick-cy2tn Месяц назад +2

    Bum baguettes are really handy in the winter when they freeze and you can hammer ya tent pegs in

  • @richardcooper6270
    @richardcooper6270 Месяц назад +7

    "When you see a pile of shite, you just gotta smell it, you know what i'm talking about......" 😂😂😂😂😂
    Absolutely tickled me... 😂😂

  • @Pedrohallinho
    @Pedrohallinho Месяц назад +2

    That shit looked grim Mandingo! Not sure how you managed to complete the stealth camp with that lingering about 😮

  • @rpbarnett123
    @rpbarnett123 Месяц назад +2

    You gave lots of compliments and thanks to Mrs Blot for the beef stew. Nice one mandingo. I ate every forkfull with you. I could have eaten the two nasties also with brown sauce. When you get the merch out, can you get some 4XL for me.

  • @barkingupthetree
    @barkingupthetree Месяц назад +3

    McGregor is Welsh, the whiskey is Scottish! Bicycles 🤙🏽

  • @80attie
    @80attie Месяц назад +7

    “From Scotlands favourite son Connor Mcgregor” 😂

  • @neilhatton6018
    @neilhatton6018 Месяц назад +1

    I loved you turning into a horse 😂😂 🐎 🐴 😂❤

  • @jordanlyons8453
    @jordanlyons8453 Месяц назад +1

    “Cack,Shit,Turd, papadon preach” Needs to be a shirt Blotdingo.

  • @dstevens7429
    @dstevens7429 Месяц назад +1

    Chris, Mythos is a Greek beer my Mandingo 😊

  • @tomjones2202
    @tomjones2202 Месяц назад +2

    Nothing like a MUDDY over night WET camp! lol It happens and thank you for going thru with it! Many a campers would have thrown in the towel but not you Mandingo! I've been in muddy, wet, rain, thunder, ice and snow,, oh yes!! Thanks for hang'n in there!...Awesome camp! Bring back the Little Schmick!!! Cheers from across the pond!!!🍷🍷

  • @Stuiebee
    @Stuiebee 7 дней назад

    I Cant watch anymore im crying with laughter, comedy gold

  • @craigy1872
    @craigy1872 Месяц назад

    21:50 😂 classic Chris. This is a topic I’ve discussed myself with fellow 80s kids 😂

    • @jkcrawford815
      @jkcrawford815 Месяц назад +1

      Yeah u need to have been a 80s kid to remember the white dog shite 🤣 I'd forgotten about till Chris mentioned it

  • @valentinexavier9278
    @valentinexavier9278 Месяц назад +1

    Blot, I was listening to the radio here in the States, and they mentioned that your buddy Gareth Southgate is a prime candidate for the head coach position for USA soccer. It’s a small world! Perhaps you could ask him about it when he's on your show?

  • @sanjlakhanpal5017
    @sanjlakhanpal5017 Месяц назад +1

    Im not bores mate, keep going bruv

  • @b.ireland9648
    @b.ireland9648 Месяц назад +1

    The gloveeeee of self loveee 😂 another belter mate 🔥

  • @KittchenSink
    @KittchenSink Месяц назад +3

    Oh god that was one washout my man friend. Now I know why ya can't get a copper in Sunderland when ya need one. They're all up the pattiserie lol. Nice one Chris. 👍

  • @Nigel-Webb
    @Nigel-Webb Месяц назад +1

    46:42 Mrs Blott’s dumpling’s 😋 got my mouth watering! Ooooohhhhh! 😮

  • @orlandostead8703
    @orlandostead8703 Месяц назад +1

    Someones been caught short 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @neilbenzie3618
    @neilbenzie3618 Месяц назад +3

    As the Swedish chef from the muppets would say turdy turdy turdy 😂😂 rights

  • @peadarmccomiskey2871
    @peadarmccomiskey2871 Месяц назад +2

    Awwww man that is one grim campsite. Ur a real trooper ma man. 😄😄😄👍👍👍

  • @celticlocs9761
    @celticlocs9761 Месяц назад +2

    Bought a couple of your stickers to display on my laptop my manfriend! you know it makes total sense!😄

  • @simplyallanshow8094
    @simplyallanshow8094 Месяц назад +2

    Give the legendary Chris whoaskyes coming from the left
    Field. Rare popular traditional proper historic whoaskyes and rums. Cheers legendary mandingoes fan's. Thanks. Safe and the best for legendary Chris.

  • @dazzbedford68
    @dazzbedford68 Месяц назад

    Stealth camp with rat traps and turd - you know it makes TOTAL SENSE. I like the idea of the outdoor range Chief Mandingo. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @hikerwoody182
    @hikerwoody182 Месяц назад +1

    Crikey, it looks like big Geoff Capes has been in there for a dump

  • @jamesanderson8959
    @jamesanderson8959 Месяц назад +1

    Great camp with rat traps and turd for company. Never a dull moment with the Mandingo. You better believe it. Would be great if some of the clothing line was made for us bigger blokes, can’t get a decent outdoor jacket or fleece for the larger Mandingo who wants to get out and about on the old campdingo. Lice! 👍

  • @simplyallanshow8094
    @simplyallanshow8094 Месяц назад +2

    Legendary Chris his camping clothes will take off and great logos.

  • @thenorth-facewanderer6965
    @thenorth-facewanderer6965 Месяц назад +1

    Enjoyed this, keep up the good work ATB 🙏

  • @taylort4849
    @taylort4849 Месяц назад +1

    You know it makes sense dingo
    RIGHTSS!!

  • @abdulhalabi3716
    @abdulhalabi3716 9 дней назад

    bout time someone rated the Proper 12!!!
    i could think of no one better to review!
    'Dana, 60 gees baybehhhhhh'
    much love from Aus...RIGHT!

  • @simplyallanshow8094
    @simplyallanshow8094 Месяц назад +11

    Love from all the fan's legendary Chris ❤️. We can't thank you for everything you do for us all legendary female and male mandingoes. Ahh aiee chiawahwah arriba arriba. Very special mega thanks from all us legendary mandingoes. N Allan. Scotland ❤😂😂😂😂

  • @donnachadwick7024
    @donnachadwick7024 Месяц назад +1

    Excellent camp. Hope you mrs blot Preston and dogs have a lovely holiday xx

  • @jordancowell9178
    @jordancowell9178 Месяц назад +1

    Top man, love watching you out and about having a cheeky sesh x

  • @user-wk9rr9ke5f
    @user-wk9rr9ke5f Месяц назад +2

    There is a spray that you can buy for re-waterproofing your old outdoor gear

  • @neilwilson3224
    @neilwilson3224 Месяц назад +1

    Great video mate .
    I follow 3 groups atm regarding camping ect .
    Blot out door show #1
    Grizzly Gaz #2
    Wandering were #3
    Great groups . 🎉🎉🎉
    Just started watching yaker channel. Love it when they play the guitar and sing got talent . All the best

    • @shardlake4444
      @shardlake4444 Месяц назад

      Also look up bonny lad with the wonderful cowboy Chris 👍

  • @Punkinbushcraft
    @Punkinbushcraft Месяц назад +1

    I’ve been waiting all day for the blot outdoors ! And all the stuff on facetube there’s nowt that I can say that I actually laugh at ,maybe a chuckle But this channel actually makes me belly laugh ,it’s the best channel ever ! I appreciate how Chris goes out littrally in sh🦆te and has a great time ! I loves it ! Niceone mandingo 🐭🐭 🤘🏻

  • @neiloldfield8661
    @neiloldfield8661 Месяц назад +3

    22:09 I’m in tears 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelball1887
    @michaelball1887 Месяц назад +3

    Mandingo 🤣 I nearly forgot how to spell there,awesome vid ,rice.

    • @marklast865
      @marklast865 Месяц назад +2

      What does that even mean mandingo 😂😂😂

    • @michaelball1887
      @michaelball1887 Месяц назад

      I was laughing that hard the spelling went to shite Mandingo, you know what I'm talking bout as they say in the doodoyne

  • @leannespear8269
    @leannespear8269 Месяц назад +1

    Ur absolutely nuts ! I love it 😂

  • @michaelcampbell2676
    @michaelcampbell2676 Месяц назад +1

    might have been the legend of the phantom shitter from the ghost story you told before??🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-yb2bj7tq5m
    @user-yb2bj7tq5m Месяц назад +1

    Was awsome seeing you and Mrs blot I would of stopped to talk but it was lashing down and didn't want to interrupt your day love what you do bud ginger lad black insignia estate

  • @LOC1927
    @LOC1927 Месяц назад

    Best oh matron yet... the way it came out😂

  • @Spyder6664
    @Spyder6664 Месяц назад +2

    Mythos - Greek Beer 🍺🍻

    • @BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW
      @BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW  Месяц назад +1

      Yep I know, that's the joke pal 🙈

    • @Spyder6664
      @Spyder6664 Месяц назад

      @@BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW Yah I realise now, having watched loads of others since 🤣. Watched a few of yours years ago when you first started, but sort of lost touch, then one popped up a few weeks back (subscribed now). You sure have come a long way & the gaffes/humour/lingo you have added over the years, makes the channel absolutely great viewing. All the best!

    • @BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW
      @BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW  Месяц назад

      @@Spyder6664 😁👍

  • @deanmorris5201
    @deanmorris5201 Месяц назад

    Best one yet if you see shit guys you have to smell it lol

  • @aussiegruber86
    @aussiegruber86 Месяц назад +1

    I am in Australia and it’s probably warmer here in winter than your summer 😂😂

  • @bobnicolaes6784
    @bobnicolaes6784 Месяц назад +11

    Mythos is beer from Greece not from Turkey 😂

    • @onemanandhiszebra
      @onemanandhiszebra Месяц назад +9

      LOL He knows. It's part of his banter, he intentionally gets things wrong sometimes.

    • @captainkickoff3565
      @captainkickoff3565 Месяц назад

      Plus Turkish are Muslims and don’t drink 👍

    • @stephenhails1731
      @stephenhails1731 Месяц назад +1

      🎣

    • @markf2439
      @markf2439 Месяц назад

      Proper Twelve announced as Scottish along with Connor McGregor. It made the video even more entertaining than it already was Mandingos!

    • @KeithMillar78
      @KeithMillar78 Месяц назад

      Scotland can have him!! 😂

  • @dreammaker730
    @dreammaker730 Месяц назад

    Anyone who has done a shite in the wild knows very well why toilets have water in the bottom .
    😂.
    Scampi fries 😂

  • @scottishmau5
    @scottishmau5 Месяц назад

    Imagine the van driver passes by into work to hear the sound of some geezer in a tent in the bushes shouting ‘ere mate’

  • @stanmcintosh8037
    @stanmcintosh8037 Месяц назад

    Fantastic Sir,so original,and you are so funny 😂😂

  • @DigitalUnderground7
    @DigitalUnderground7 Месяц назад

    😂😂😂😂😂not even 5 mins in n am pissing mesell with laughing already Mandingo 🤣👍🏻strites!

  • @tonywilliams4890
    @tonywilliams4890 Месяц назад +1

    Scotlands favourite son made me chuckle Mandingo ahhhh

  • @Ianmechanic-tk5hh
    @Ianmechanic-tk5hh Месяц назад +1

    My motorhome manufacturer. My Caravans manufacturer. My Clothes supplier head office. MY Fleet of Support Staff. Go OUTDOORS.🎉❤

  • @DustofSpec
    @DustofSpec 17 дней назад

    I can't wait for the outdoor clothing.

  • @LydiaTennick
    @LydiaTennick Месяц назад

    Been looking on the merch website. My partner loves watching your videos. He was wanting a top that said ‘oohhhh matron’ think that would be class

  • @bonelesslarry
    @bonelesslarry Месяц назад

    Should have'HOUSE OF JOLOFF' joloff riiiiice 👍 merch lmao

  • @lukeziemelis9384
    @lukeziemelis9384 Месяц назад

    Fantastic stealth camp great cooking and looks delicious food my type of food keep the great work up my man friend your loyal friend Luke from the UK 🇬🇧

  • @herpsmaltwatta
    @herpsmaltwatta Месяц назад

    Top video Marra! Keep up with the top graft. We appreciate it and the effort. Enjoy the peace with the family and hot tele tubby!

  • @doobydoo9548
    @doobydoo9548 Месяц назад

    This IS the way of the Mandingo 🎶🎶🎶

  • @vincentspencer6046
    @vincentspencer6046 Месяц назад +1

    Enjoyed your stealth camp did you have a jacket with heat pack in & heat glove’s

  • @JesstheDJ999
    @JesstheDJ999 Месяц назад +2

    When is mick my ginger brother from another mother coming back out mandingo.👍

  • @amandapenny2092
    @amandapenny2092 Месяц назад +1

    OMG avoid the poo and animal traps! How about an upmarket ‘posh’ stealth camp, somewhere fancy.

  • @shardlake4444
    @shardlake4444 Месяц назад

    Love your coronationdale impersonations 😂❤ is the smell of cack because its looks like its on the bottom of the bottle 🤢

  • @mickobrien4374
    @mickobrien4374 Месяц назад

    Areet mandingo, class vid as ever!!! My son and grandson met you today and got a pic with you in Mrs Blots pub, RIGHTS!!! 👍

  • @GlennJ1881
    @GlennJ1881 Месяц назад +1

    Dog food back in the day was stuffed full of calcium-rich meat and bone meal. Dog Food is different these days.
    I kept imagining you alling back off your stool into that big pile of Cacmandoo 😂

  • @azer4033
    @azer4033 Месяц назад +5

    Total sense! The blokes 100 plecenta the real deal, like everyone watching, just a normal bloke with a family that entertains all us legends, thanks Chris keep it up Mandingo you know it makes total sense mice!!!!

  • @mruptheirons
    @mruptheirons Месяц назад

    Great video Chris, you still where able to make it entertaining even though you where stuck in the tent due to the LorRain Kelly , you have so many good stories to tell and when you get the chest warmers into you we are in for you talking some glorious funny shite , and speaking of shit you had me in stitches laughing when you where explaining what the super turd beside the camp smelled like, Rights 🤟

  • @StevieStreet_
    @StevieStreet_ 10 дней назад

    That was hardcore ....like Tupac Shakur ! Pissing down with Rain & in the company of a big shite on the ground ....i dont know how you do it but it was great watch !!

  • @dannylawson4500
    @dannylawson4500 Месяц назад +2

    Mcgregor is irish not scottish 😂😂

  • @stevesonnyday
    @stevesonnyday Месяц назад

    7.3 out of 10 will certainly do for this mandingo 👌 Great vid my man-friend, as always.

  • @curttaverner5857
    @curttaverner5857 Месяц назад +2

    Here mate it's not called Methos it's called Mythos. Makes total sense lmfao 😂😂

    • @DigitalUnderground7
      @DigitalUnderground7 Месяц назад +1

      Here’s the new Mythos man…don’t get good close to him Mandingo he’ll flatten ya 😄👍🏻haha!

    • @curttaverner5857
      @curttaverner5857 Месяц назад

      @@DigitalUnderground7 rights 🤣

    • @chip.chippa6416
      @chip.chippa6416 Месяц назад

      Whose lacing Mentos with Meth?

  • @markross2533
    @markross2533 Месяц назад

    1 Winnie Mandela 40 seconda’s into video and I spotted the exceptional Electrical Conduit work outside them flats or whatever the building was 😂 looks like that old Nokia 3310 game ( snake ) pmsl top electrician did that 👏 Great video as always Mandingo 👌

  • @modelcitizen9279
    @modelcitizen9279 Месяц назад +1

    Mythos is the best Turkish beer!

  • @Flatoutdoors
    @Flatoutdoors Месяц назад

    Yamas mate, it’s Greek beer 😂 know what it’s like to be in trouble deep. Got in a spot of bother at grasmere 🤣🤣🤣 keep up the good work. Splice 👍🏻

  • @liammulford6870
    @liammulford6870 Месяц назад

    Hereeee mate, love ya videos mate keep em up! Just bought a couple ahhh tees from the merch shop for me and the Mrs, she hates me keep saying ahhh all the time so you know it makes sense 😅👌 rights!!

  • @drewesser6693
    @drewesser6693 Месяц назад

    Always look forward to Wednesday Friday and Sunday for your videos

  • @michaelball1887
    @michaelball1887 Месяц назад +1

    Ey mate,sell us yer dumplings 🤣♥️👍

  • @joshwade7147
    @joshwade7147 Месяц назад

    Cracking show mate! Make me piss funny asf keep it up 👍

  • @awfactionfigurewrestling5363
    @awfactionfigurewrestling5363 Месяц назад

    This was brilliant again chris your face said it all with that pile of kak mate so so funny Ooooooh Matron what in lords name hahahahah brilliant mate it was your face that said it all mate it was so funny one of your best moments

  • @user-bc4vu6fg8p
    @user-bc4vu6fg8p Месяц назад +1

    Try camping in abandoned buildings mandingo maybe haunted ones even if you don't believe lolol,,,,

  • @craiga9301
    @craiga9301 Месяц назад

    Not that I find others misfortune funny but the first 20 minutes (only 20 mins in so far) are incredible 😂😂

  • @mousey01261
    @mousey01261 2 дня назад

    The white chalky dog shite happens when mine eat bones, it's too much calcium that does it. [ just thought I'd share! ]

  • @michaelbull9428
    @michaelbull9428 Месяц назад

    Why do i watch this guy? Just makes me laugh I guess, just a genuine bloke

  • @sarasunshine6929
    @sarasunshine6929 Месяц назад

    Nice one! That was a good stealthy! 👍 where abouts in Scotland you headed to? I'm in the Scottish Borders/Berwickshire. Got loads of great places to go camping if you want any pointers. Good stealth camping spots round here in the local towns too. Look forward to the next vid.