Before you move on, PLEASE go to ALL the people in the description. ALSO: I plan to make more edited stream highlights like this one, as now there is a lot more of you and I wanna put more effort into the editing. I'll be honest, when i released "tubbo moment" I did not expect it to get as big as it did, and it was a last minute compilation i made before i had to go somewhere, which is why it didn't have as much effort put into it (i didnt expect anything over 1k views lmao) which is why i plan to put more of my own editing and effort into furutre videos :P ALSO I plan on getting a name and banner change as the current one (DreamBurInnit) isn't very original. (i made it in like 2 seconds jokingly lol) So leave your name suggestions in the replies to this comment, and I may consider it. Anyways, have a good day! :)
As a German, this gave me just so much joy. He really couldn't be bothered to even use half the letters provided. I really, really liked all of his pronunciations, but I think a love 'gnotch'.
I mean a big part of it was probably that he has enough trouble reading words he KNOWS. 😂 Scar does the same thing even in English, the dyslexia truly can enhance the comedy when they just give up and say sounds.
@@jojohermione9688 my go to is usually to sound letters out as they stand. Most probably wrong, but better than assuming I guess. That will actually give you a good start to german
I actually am a German myself xD But yes, I try to pronounce letters as they stand but the problem is that in different languages the pronunciations vary and I assume that if one does not know a language, one has no idea what exactly the way of pronouncing is and (subconscious) sticks with the way one’s used to, which mostly ends up with the native language of the speaker. For example English and German are so different, not just in pronunciation but also there, so if you’ve never heard German before I understand that you automatically pronounce it in an english way. Like with “Buch”. It even could be an english word, the way it’s written and as someone who doesn’t speak German - what other way of pronouncing could you think of? 👀🙈
@@jojohermione9688 I mean, you’re totally correct. English and German use the same writing system but attach different phonemes after all - still, I find it funny how the trait of German that gets cherry picked to imitate is always aggression and overhardening consonants, neither of which are actual traits of German, but rather the Schwarzenegger mispronunciation of English falsely assumed to be a common error for German speakers.
Niki and Fundy: In the middle of a war because he burnt down her flag. Also Fundy and Niki (and Tubbo): Makes a peace treaty over stupid german spelling
Really? I didn't understand a thing I was going like: wth Those words are so incredibly long!? U guys have to be legends that you are able to understand that
@@Rainy_XD Let me explain the concept to you. While it may seem like very long words (and yes, some are just plain long), there is a certain system. For example, you say diamond shovel, which in German is diamond = Diamant and shovel = Schaufel. Now we don't just say "Diamant Schaufel" but "Diamantschaufel". We put the words together. Another example: oak planks For oak we don't just say oak when we talk about planks, but oak wood. So: oak = Eiche wood = Holz plank = Brett together: Eichenholzbrett. It makes more sense than you think.
Alternate Title: Tubbo learns a new language with Fundy helping while Niki has a stroke Edit: This is the first time I’ve ever reached over 1k likes holy- Thank you guys-
Ok but to be fair tubbo is dyslexic meaning its harder for him to understand the way the letters fit together, so it may have been harder for him to pronounce the words than most people.
Ich ( mit 5 Jahren): Jeder muss deutsch können ,weil ich es kann... Ich ( mit 5-6 Jahren): Finde heraus das andere nur englisch lernen ...auch ich: Bin wütend, weil ich bis dahin NICHT verstanden hatte das englisch eine Sprache und nicht eine Person ist ( admin : ich war noch unwissend) Ich heute : Spreche mehr Englisch als Deutsch und genieße einfach dieses Spektakel
@@amyc4960 . Why is everyone obsessed on Gundham Tanaka. Every time I comment they reply "Gundham Tanaka!!!" Or something with the name. I'm also soft sometimes ;-;. let me and my Hamsters live a normal life ;-;.
The fact that every single member of the dream smp is able to so reliably recreate the Dream "In this video, my friends try to hunt me down" thing whenever they need makes me so happy.
@@hi.3397 The entirety of germany worked on it so in tipical german fashino after ten years and billions of euros later we had finally been autorised to start Edit: I can't write
Actually german makes perfect sense and is very efficient: Eisen = iron spitz = pointed Hacke = hoe / heel Eisenspitzhacke= pointed hoe/heel made out of iron
@@endersoul72 klar ist Englisch die einfachere Sprache. Aber eher von der Grammatik her als von der Aussprache her. Nimm dir im Englischen einfach mal die Buchstabenkombination ough. Wikipedia listet dafür 11 (!) unterschiedliche Aussprachemöglichkeiten auf. Sowas gibts im Deutschen nicht so krass. Deshalb meinte ich, dass es ein/e deutsche/r Legastheniker/in nicht schwerer hätte als ein/e englische/r.
Before you move on, PLEASE go to ALL the people in the description. ALSO:
I plan to make more edited stream highlights like this one, as now there is a lot more of you and I wanna put more effort into the
editing. I'll be honest, when i released "tubbo moment" I did not expect it to get as big as it did, and it was a last minute
compilation i made before i had to go somewhere, which is why it didn't have as much effort put into it (i didnt expect anything over 1k views lmao)
which is why i plan to put more of my own editing and effort into furutre videos :P
ALSO I plan on getting a name and banner change as the current one (DreamBurInnit) isn't very original. (i made it in like 2 seconds jokingly lol)
So leave your name suggestions in the replies to this comment, and I may consider it. Anyways, have a good day! :)
NOTCH
just mash together two words. like the person above me said notch so you could smash that with tubbo and you get NOTCHBO, idk lmao
I think DreamNotTaken would be cool, or L'Dreamberg.
This is one of the best edited compilation videos i’ve ever seen. I subbed.
thank you :D
Nihachu : types in German
Techno : IS THIS A CURSE ?
STOP WITCH !
Dream's Chicken 6:42
I saw that too xD
TheRobo Mik if you find the stream send it to me please
notkiller56 :p what?
What sorcery is this!
"I actually speak no german"
Clarifying as if it wasn't obvious
GAGAGAGA
Road work ahead
Well yeah i sure hope it does
warum sprichst du kein deutsch
why are you not speaking german
BAHAHAHAHA
You must be bunn from the kommen cause you are not german 😂
SOMEONE IN CHAT SAID "THIS IS NOT A GOOD LANGUAGE FOR DYSLEXIA" LMFAOOOADSNJDSF
LMAO
WAIT WHEN
I am both german and dyslexic and YES it sucks
BUT IT'S TRUE, NOT EVEN I CAN PROPERLY TALK GERMAN. AND I WAS BORN IN AUSTRIA HAHAGSFJGKOL
as someone with dyslexia learning german, no it is not
As a German, this gave me just so much joy. He really couldn't be bothered to even use half the letters provided. I really, really liked all of his pronunciations, but I think a love 'gnotch'.
Was war gnoch noch mal?
I mean a big part of it was probably that he has enough trouble reading words he KNOWS. 😂 Scar does the same thing even in English, the dyslexia truly can enhance the comedy when they just give up and say sounds.
@@ToastisTeeVee knochen
@@elli._. stimmt danke
@@ToastisTeeVee Knochen
I like how english speakers’ first instinct how to speak German is always just reading it as English, but as agressively as they can somehow manage
I think when Germans try to read a language they don‘t know, it sounds kinda german too 😂
@@jojohermione9688 my go to is usually to sound letters out as they stand. Most probably wrong, but better than assuming I guess. That will actually give you a good start to german
I actually am a German myself xD But yes, I try to pronounce letters as they stand but the problem is that in different languages the pronunciations vary and I assume that if one does not know a language, one has no idea what exactly the way of pronouncing is and (subconscious) sticks with the way one’s used to, which mostly ends up with the native language of the speaker. For example English and German are so different, not just in pronunciation but also there, so if you’ve never heard German before I understand that you automatically pronounce it in an english way. Like with “Buch”. It even could be an english word, the way it’s written and as someone who doesn’t speak German - what other way of pronouncing could you think of? 👀🙈
@@jojohermione9688 I mean, you’re totally correct. English and German use the same writing system but attach different phonemes after all - still, I find it funny how the trait of German that gets cherry picked to imitate is always aggression and overhardening consonants, neither of which are actual traits of German, but rather the Schwarzenegger mispronunciation of English falsely assumed to be a common error for German speakers.
Moin Servus Moin
Tubbo: "writing in German"
Technoblade: stop *witch*
Timestamp pls
6:45 here y go
*Stop witch* -Technoblade
BURN THE WITCH
No
Normal humor: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Advanced humor: “ *brot* “
Du kannst nur nachts oder während eines Gewitters schlafen
*g l u c k*
BROT
*_B R O T_*
Don't say it to an African
They wouldn't get it
Niki and Fundy: In the middle of a war because he burnt down her flag.
Also Fundy and Niki (and Tubbo): Makes a peace treaty over stupid german spelling
It's not stupid it's funny
Kannst du deutsch???
Tubbo can’t even read English German must be a nightmare for him
Tubbo kann nicht mal englisches Deutsch lesen, das muss ein Albtraum für ihn sein
@@kushorises9871 gLucK 3
haha the minecraft german words are actually way more complicated than usual german
@@kushorises9871
UhHm,what?
There's even an option for Austrian German.. Which is even harder xD (I'm Austrian)
What if you wanted to go to (l')Manburg
But Tubbo_ said:
*"Gluck 3"*
He pulls out the ·°Gluck 3°·
@@w0bblegum347 He whips out the *_Gluck_* 3 and fires
..or mines.
GLUCK DREI
@Melanie Spicer they said "gluck" cuz they pronounced it that way
@Melanie Spicer yea its u umlaut
Alternate title: Tubbo has the time of his life mispronouncing German while Niki loses all the air in her lungs
true
Best title
yes
Hallo? Das ist jetzt eine Deutsch Zone... *DEUTSCHLAND*
It’s so funny seeing English speaking person speaks German 😂
"Is this a spell"
"Stop witch"
- Confused Techno 2020
ᜇᜇᜅᜒᜊᜁᜅᜉᜋᜂ ᜎᜌᜓᜁᜋᜃᜁᜀ ᜇᜈᜓᜊᜒᜌᜎᜈ ᜌᜓᜎᜅᜄᜋ ᜌᜋᜄᜁᜂᜁᜄᜅᜊ ᜋ᜔ᜎᜌᜓ ᜇᜆᜂᜉᜓ ᜇᜈᜄᜄᜅᜓᜀ ᜎᜌᜋᜒ lmao 😂
Grabengani lenguaheninda kahunako ginasumpa naninda ako ornano lol 🤣😂
Vilok Talluri baybayin
The comments HALP
Stop the witches H a l p
My guy just said ‘how do I craft’ as if the language changes how you craft
if you use Australian style english it does
@@betterthanzekromandreshira9313 how?
@@taylor_077 i was making a joke
since australia is on the other side of the world, recipes would be upside down
@@betterthanzekromandreshira9313 oh right yeah lol.
I forget that sometimes as an Australian
@@faisalaldan3420 aha yeah
If tubbo went to Germany all he would be saying is *”BROT”*
And would make germans run crazy of the soft "R"
@@ivanshustriy That's racist
@@joniwersonst wat
Yess im in tears
Wow, typisch englisch istso
As a german, I promise you it's so much fun to watch 😂
Really? I didn't understand a thing I was going like: wth
Those words are so incredibly long!? U guys have to be legends that you are able to understand that
Same
@@Rainy_XD Let me explain the concept to you.
While it may seem like very long words (and yes, some are just plain long), there is a certain system. For example, you say diamond shovel, which in German is diamond = Diamant and shovel = Schaufel. Now we don't just say "Diamant Schaufel" but "Diamantschaufel". We put the words together. Another example:
oak planks
For oak we don't just say oak when we talk about planks, but oak wood.
So:
oak = Eiche
wood = Holz
plank = Brett
together:
Eichenholzbrett. It makes more sense than you think.
"Is this a curse"
"Stop witch"
Gotta remember that Techno's an _English_ major, not a _German_ major.
Techno is just a walking meme
@@JacklynWasFound well... *you're not right but you're not wrong either*
@@wolfy9619 Aren't im Wright Wrong + Right
@@JacklynWasFound well...
*yes*
But techno always says hallo which means hello in german :D
This video is: 5% Tubbo trying to speak german but he's too dylexic. 2% of niki speaking german and 93% of Niki laughing
Math right there! Something that's far out of my reach... :(
5% Tubbo speaking german
2% Niki speaking german
20% Niki laughing
73% DIAMANTSPITZHACKE
dyslexic*
And fundy is 10% of German
100% Wholesome
Niki's wheezing while Tubbo's learning German lol
*trying
Learning you mean
Making fun of it****
@@KatzeBabes I mean learning
I'm unknown failing >:0
@@KatzeBabes That's better
Damn I've never seen someone laughing over bread that hard
I love how technoblade probly minding his own business and sees this... "stop witch" lmao poor techno must've confused as heck.
Kinda wish it was on stream that way we could see his reaction lmao
lol
Me who speaks german as native language: "Yes I do enjoy when other people can't speak German. Yes it's funny."
Maybe cause we know how difficult German can be
I speak German too= Ich spreche auch deutsch
Same here
Das ist so wahr xD
Ich will ja nix sagen aber wir haben Wörter die sind einfach nur lang wo sich jeder andere denkt wtf is falsch mit denen
When Techno wrote “stop witch” I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe for a solid 5 seconds
Time stamp?
@@DoopyJulio
6:45 I think
I'm not sure
ß
XD yeaahhh
@@DoopyJulio 6:45
6:35
Niki : ß
Techno : *wtf, is she cursing me-*
Tubbo: “Why aren't there any spaces in German?”
Verzaubertes Buch: *bruh*
and verzauberter goldener apfel 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Totem der Unsterblichkeit
@@oscargruber8582 tojuhs olj unzkshojas
weinender obsidian as well
Tubbo: *types german letters in chat*
Techno: Stop Witch.
I love Techno.
Hexe! Hexe! Hexe!
@Ayla Hannington hahaha the read more is behind the real read more and it dont works at me bc im german and in german it means mehr anzeigen
Timestamp needed
6:49
@goby moinsen
XD
Tubbo: WHAT THE HELL IS A DIAMANTSPITZHACKE THAT IS SUCH A LONG WORD
Angriffsgeschwindigkeit:
Me not a german: **visible confusion**
@@novarialarasati im not german either lol
**laughs in rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz**
@@trashpanda033 is that a word 😭😭
@@minamoo2539 it is in fact a word, yes
I'm German and I love this. Its so wholesome how he speaks and pronounces everything
Alternate Title:
Tubbo learns a new language with Fundy helping while Niki has a stroke
Edit: This is the first time I’ve ever reached over 1k likes holy- Thank you guys-
I like that one better
Yes
Very-
PFFT, HAHA AGREED 😂 (I'm Nikki right now when watching this 🤣)
perfection.
Tubbo: *Visible confusion*
Techno: *internal confusion*
Fundy: *external confusion*
Niki: don't mind Me, I'll just laugh here
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
2:50.
Niki: “But there are spaces..?”
Tubbo: “No there aren’t.” He says, as ‘Weinender Obsidian’ shows up on screen.
it means crying obsidian
And there is also one in "verzaubertes Buch" (enchanted book)
I laughed so hard at this I started crying.
I really hope I didn’t wake my brother up- It’s about 1 in the morning for me right now 😅
I love how Niki is in the background laughing cuz they're getting every single word wrong lol. She is avoiding the pain of it and enjoying it to.
Fundy didn't even do bad
@@Lamsklamart true, true. It’s just funny to see them fail over and over again
Ok but to be fair tubbo is dyslexic meaning its harder for him to understand the way the letters fit together, so it may have been harder for him to pronounce the words than most people.
10 months ago wow you must be 72 now
"Why are there no spaces?!" this is the best thing ever for german speakers xDD
Oh you have nooo idea
Oh du hast ja keine Idee
Ich kann deutsch
Cool
Es ist einfach nur lustig
Ich ( mit 5 Jahren): Jeder muss deutsch können ,weil ich es kann...
Ich ( mit 5-6 Jahren): Finde heraus das andere nur englisch lernen
...auch ich: Bin wütend, weil ich bis dahin NICHT verstanden hatte das englisch eine Sprache und nicht eine Person ist ( admin : ich war noch unwissend)
Ich heute : Spreche mehr Englisch als Deutsch und genieße einfach dieses Spektakel
"we've gained so much culture, we've gained so much culture"
I'm half English and half German. Here in Germany it's 00:10 rn and I just laughed so loud my whole family is probably awake by now
Going to IKEA and trying to read the furniture names be like
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Swede here lmaoo
Try to read this:
”Försvarsunderrättelseverksamheten” or ”branchkonsolideringsmöjligheter”
Lmaooo just some long words I searched up🤚
@@selma4383 what does that mean?? Cuz it looks like I'm summoning a demon
@@Juu.stargirl Maybe you are summoning a demon
@@Juu.stargirl yk…idek lol I just searched up long word bahahahhh I mean idk how to explain them
Niki: it's like a sharp s
Tubbo: *proceeds to have seizure while attempting to say ß*
ßßßßßßß
ßßßßß
HOW IS PRONOUNCED
@@moonygacha8089 Not that different from a normal s/ss in most cases
*ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß*
Techno's "Stop witch" was so strong I could hear his deadpan through text
ßtop🕴
I am German and this is one of my favorite videos on RUclips.
Whenever i have had a bad day I just watch this and feel immediately better.
Tubbo - having fun
Nikki - Looses it
Fundy - Playing along
Me - literally laughing and crying at the same time.
I can german and i found it even more funnier
@@anadoyon790 Technoblade: Verwirrt ( i translated yo comment into german)
@@sillyaioli I am very verwirrt
Nihachu: *speaking in german to tubbo
Technoblade: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
XD
WHY CAN I HEAR THAT IN TECHNOBLADES VOICE PLEASE
The fact that he doesn't believe in God makes this better.
*me ruining the 999 likes in this comment* I am so proud of me :D
jA dfas gehöhtt soch so in dem Deutschenrechtßtates alles ist die Kraft von Jesus XD
"A Dyslexic Child attemps to read and understand a Language that makes him nuts".
✨G U N D H A M T A N A K A ✨
@@amyc4960 . Why is everyone obsessed on Gundham Tanaka. Every time I comment they reply "Gundham Tanaka!!!" Or something with the name. I'm also soft sometimes ;-;. let me and my Hamsters live a normal life ;-;.
*German in the Title*
Germans:
Hipedi hopedi, this Commentary Section is now our property
The fact that every single member of the dream smp is able to so reliably recreate the Dream "In this video, my friends try to hunt me down" thing whenever they need makes me so happy.
*Trance music intensifies*
Me and my friend recently did it during dinner and my dad was so confused
@@nininyoko13 DUDUDUUD
Don’t worry Tubbo the german language can‘t hurt you...
Schwarzeichenholzbretter:
Ettiketenschutzgesetzbeauftragter
@@entonduck Es gilt, dass Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz zu beachten! 😉🤣
@@gamerlogohd6134 oof
Pinakanakapagpapabagabag-damdamin 🤣
@@lollollollollollol6242 ?
It’s all fun and games until he equips the Panzerkampfwagen
LMAO
💀💀💀
Wats that
ooofff nvm
@@NihanInnit-gc7ku Its the German Name for an old German Tank series which includes the Panzer 4
Es macht total Spaß, Tubbo zuzuschauen, wie er versucht, die deutsche Sprache zu entschlüsseln...
Es ist aber auch eine schwere Sprache!😅
Fundy hat's aber auch gut drauf (von der aussprache her)
As someone who speaks German this is the most entertaining thing ever
Thats Real im german
*sigh i'm not
Hallo Leute :)
FRRR
YEAH ITS SO FAWKING FUNNY 😭😭
'*German in the title*
Germans: Eine Sprache, ein Reich, ein Kommentarbereich.
How long did it take for you to come up with that? xD
@@hi.3397 The entirety of germany worked on it so in tipical german fashino after ten years and billions of euros later we had finally been autorised to start
Edit: I can't write
@@fusspilz1003 my face is pure shocked
@@heather_soot2997 That's just normal germam biocraci ( I still can't write)
I cringe so hard from this comment no hate xD
Alternate title: "dyslexic British boy fails to understand the German language"
@@mochii3ssecondacc.186 This is America damit stop speaking no nazi speak speak American!!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎣🎣🎣🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
@@MarceMarcus There is no American lmao
@@fettegurke2447 I was being satire
The fact that he can’t pronounce the hard words + his dyslexia is an amazing combination for a meme
I don't even know Tubbo but this is the funniest thing I've seen in days, maybe even weeks 💀 Das ist Unterhaltung
Niki dying while these two are demolishing her language is such a mood
One of the worst enemies tubbos dyslexia has encountered: Schwarzeichenholzbretter
What's dislexia ?
schwartzeichenholzstufen
thats one of the worst enemies i’ve encountered and i’m not even dyslexic-
I'd think that Schwarzeichenholzzauntor is worse
6:35
*Niha and tubbo speaking in german*
Techonoblade: what type of curse is that?
Lol
@@Harmeetsingh-ol5dr e
Ahh yes. Niha and Techonoblade
@@Screwyoujoe quack no
Technoblade 😭
I seem to remember this exists once a year and its amazing
Actually german makes perfect sense and is very efficient:
Eisen = iron
spitz = pointed
Hacke = hoe / heel
Eisenspitzhacke= pointed hoe/heel made out of iron
Exactly
Woah
WHOA that's so cool
Oh.....ok then
My german teacher explained it as taking words and smushing them together to make a new word hence why some german words are super long
In an German Restaurant:
Waiter: Hallo. Was möchten sie bestellen?
Niki: Ich hätte gerne den Lachs mit Brokkoli
Tubbo: BROT
True alter
haha
xD Is wirklich so.
* BROTT
🤣🤣
"and how did you learned German?"
Tubbo:
😂 😂
Same honestly
From the start or befor I learnd english
😑
I love how much fun they're having with this
German in the title:
Deutsche: Guten Tag diese Kommentarsektion untersteht nun der Bundesrepublik Deutschland
Ein Land
Ein Reich
Ein Kommentarbereich
eichhörnchen
Gluten Tag
Fünf million fünfhundert fünf und fünfzig tausend fünfhundert fünf und fünfzig
*Drittes Großdeutsches Reich
Funni Hitler Moment there
Tubbo single handedly resolved tension between a fox and a German lady. That there fellas is a *t a l e n t*
Otto Von Tubbo, the diplomat
Big Diplomacy
Big law making moves
“I’m about to hit spick spackle the f**k out of someone” is honestly the funniest thing I have ever heard
Edit; Thx for all the likes!
Quote of the year xD
you should have seen the MCC man
you took my pfp 😂😔
Hitsspitsackle
One of the Funniest Tubbo quotes of all time
"Hey bro what are you studying ?"
" *NATURWISSENSCHAFT* "
Das ist so weird als deutscher zu sehen omg
😂
Merke ich xD
Auf jeeeeeden fall ...
🤣🤣🤣
Jz hast du auch den Hacken😂
I DONT KNOW WHATS FUNNIER, THE WAY HE PRONOUNCES IT OR HIS VOICE CRACKS AHAHAHHAHA
_''s t o p w i t c h''_
Technoblade, 2020
ßßßßßßß
“is this a curse”
@@meinungsloser3409 ß
@@meinungsloser3409 ß
ᜅᜉᜋᜇᜈᜓᜅᜉᜓ ᜇᜐ᜔ᜊᜒᜈᜑᜊᜅᜃᜓ ᜊᜄᜎᜎᜆᜓ ᜎ ᜌᜆ ᜋᜓᜌ᜔ᜁᜏᜀᜐ᜔ ᜆᜄᜎᜊᜆᜇᜓᜂ ᜁᜋᜓ lmao 😂
Tubbo: “we play Minecraft but the language switches every five seconds”
…chat, was this foreshadowin’?
He pronounced "Knochen" as "n o n c h"
16:01 WHAT THE FRICK NIKI?
Edit: listen closely jesus christ
@@intriguingchaos7571 if you mean because she swears... Niki swears sometimes.
@@intriguingchaos7571 she said fackel, as, you know, torch in German, which is the whole point of this highlight?
@@Ivy3h no, i didn't mean the swear, i meant the s o u n d she made
@@giovannistirapanny3330 well yeah, i know it's fackel, it's just that THE NOISE-
"would you like a knonch?" best frickin words in my entire life
I am german and this is lmao AN DI-MAN-TS SPITZ-HACKE this is right : Di-Mant-spitz-hacke
@@t3b4s36 omg ich bin auch deutsche und genieße es gerade so sehr xD
@@ali666xxx9 eyyy was geht
@@christinegrieer7874 heyyyy :D
Brot
I'm actually in tears lmao
Me to
Oh hello
You speak German too right?
So am I
I don’t even speak German
Im just here cause I'm German and I wanna hear his pronounciation, love it. Keep up the good work.
tubbo is learning another language through minecraft, true dedication to his craft
Man it would be bad if i spoke wingdings to him XD
Mein kraft
I learned english from doing that in 3/4th grade am german
That's how I learned part of english
Do you want a brot or a Daimondspitzhacke-ed?
New title: a teenager with dyslexia tries to read German and fails
-miserably
is he dyslexic, that would explain why he can’t read or say the word “Eisen” without putting a “p” in there.
@@shawn980 he is if you pay attention to any of his chats you can see tiny mistakes, in all his stremas
@@moss5538 ype, its viisible in ur sentence
@@archimedes_mlbb lmao i didn’t even notice that oops
2:44
Niki *enters* VC
Niki's welcoming: Hello?
*Very calm*
Tubbo's welcoming:
NIKI WHY ARE THEY NO SPACES IN GERMAN
*shouting*
harry did you put your name in the goblet of fire
@@lakerains Still can't get over that scene
@@oshi5382 no same lool it was so drastically different from the book
@@lakerains dumbledore said *calmly* 😃
@@lakerains goblet of fire in german be like: fEuErKeLcH
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Technoblade:sop witch
tubbo: *german*
techno: stop witch.
as a german person I have no idea what they were saying, it was everything but german. but it was awesome
Niki ist Deutsche, ich hab sie eig gut verstanden
@@chrisfx8510 Ich miene die Wörter, die Tommy und fundy versucht haben auszusprechen. Nikki spricht normal xD
Stimmt
ikr?
Nur deutsche schreiben unter deinem kommentar
"Schwarzeichenholzbretter" is one of the most german words to exist and I love it.
Vorallem, deutsche können des flüssig lesen HASHHQHA oder halt yk
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz gibts da auch noch :]
Oh boy... Just wait until you learn what "thick" is. It made me and my friends laugh In german class, fun times.
@@CrayolaMarkkk I study german, is this what I'm gonna have To learn for the tests? What the fuck man
@@ennipumpkin there's different translations to 'thick' which one were you laughing about? I'm German btw xD
Niki:*trying to teach tubbo german*
Techno:is this a curse!? STOP WITCH
He: I have a NONTCH
Me being german: Its knochen... ;-;
*nontch*
Einfach zu gut XD
Ich kann nicht mehr
I can definitely relate to that!
It’s notch
Tubbo : Niki why are there no spaces in German
Weinender Obsidian: Am i a joke to you?
Edit:How the hell did this get 825 likes?!? Tysm
And verzabtertes buch
*Weinender Obsidian :D
Hat Tubbo seinen
Verzauberterer Goldenen Apfel zurück bekommen?
Rip Verzauberterer Goldener Apfel
glitzernde Melone
@@ithielwetz "Verbasiu goldene fapel"
a dislexic child trying to read german brightened my week
Edit: wtf how did this get so many likes!?
Samee
Dyslexic* 😺
So me reading 85% of my DNA is funny to both of us i speak a bit of German but being dyslexic will make you never be able to pronounce
naw, can we all notice how when niki was typing the double S, Techno came in and asked if the letter was a curse??
Techno is just like: what the hell is happening, am I being cursed or something?😂
Ja, es ist ein Fluch
I like how Tubbo got it from “diamantspitzhacke” to “hitspitspackle”
@Saiyan Arts I agree
(I have 0 clue what that says)
@Saiyan Arts Uhh I don’t speak German
@@aidenpearce50 In English it says: I'm German and I think it's funny because you can't understand why he can't speak the words correctly.
@Saiyan Arts Warum sind so viele Deutsche hier auf dem Video xD
“Diemantitspitzhackle -ed”
God I can’t imagine being dyslexic and being born in Germany.
But it's funny to hear how he fail at these "easy" words😅
Why should it be harder than English? As a native German speaker the English spelling seems wrong.
@@zollerboy1429 Englisch ist schon einfacher
Klar die Muttersprache hält man immer für die einfachste
@@endersoul72 klar ist Englisch die einfachere Sprache. Aber eher von der Grammatik her als von der Aussprache her. Nimm dir im Englischen einfach mal die Buchstabenkombination ough. Wikipedia listet dafür 11 (!) unterschiedliche Aussprachemöglichkeiten auf. Sowas gibts im Deutschen nicht so krass. Deshalb meinte ich, dass es ein/e deutsche/r Legastheniker/in nicht schwerer hätte als ein/e englische/r.
dyslexic tubbo + german gives this monstrosity
when your already dyslexic and attempt to read german:
Russian intensifies
In German we combine words.
Instead of saying "police car"
we combine these two (Polizei Auto) into Polizeiauto [policecar]
Juckt absolut niemandem
Same in other Germanic languages (excluding English)
@@Rguhbuh english doesnt combine words in that manner
@@meekhayl read much? He said EXCLUDING English
funkstreifenwagen*
I feel like this is harder for him to read because he's dyslexic
Well yeah that’s what dyslexia does lol
It's probably a lot worse looking at other languages because he wouldn't be able to recognise words like he would english.
Nnno he's just tubbo
@@ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210 i have dyslexia and speak german, learning english is basicly hell.
fundy is speaking it very well
THE FACT HES DYSLEXIC TOO MAKES THIS WROSE FOR HIM LMAOO
@@acklixthegreat5525 Do you mean "It's clear YOU'RE dyslexic as well?" LOL
lionclawz GOTTEMMMMMMM
this is the lamest comment section ever
Shift lmaooo, Say something funny about the video, go
Acklix The great HAHAHHAHA
Niki: *just writes a german letter
Techno: IS THIS A CURSE?
I wonder what he thinks about Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft
@@DerDoctor-nc3db 🤣
@@DerDoctor-nc3db oh God
@@DerDoctor-nc3db The heck is that xD
@@DerDoctor-nc3db The DDSG right?
It was Cargo Barge on the Dunabe right? Pre-Great War.
Tubbo: why do you have no spaces?
Me: Dont get me started about the Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung
There are worss like that in english as well: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
I don’t know any of the word mean but it funny
I Like the oberbezirksschornsteinfegermeister
@@vikav1682 #relatable
@@huekeks2231 lol
I’ve already seen this two years ago, but yet how Fundy pronounces things still gets me over the years-
**being formal** Fundy: Hello Nihachu.
*Nikki and Tubbo dying over Knochen*
Everybody gangsta till the dyslexic bee child starts speaking german
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14:27
Fundy: would you like Ei?
Tubbo: Ei?
Fundy: Ei.
Tubbo: i love Ei, *throws the egg* EII!
Bruh ei. Ei is dutch and german idkddjsisjdixj😂😂
Lmao "ei" means "no" in Finnish
@@sonderM "i love no!"
ei is indeed also dutch