Tubbo attempts to speak German and fails miserably (ft Nihachu and Fundy)

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

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  • @randomfunny-clips
    @randomfunny-clips  4 года назад +8139

    Before you move on, PLEASE go to ALL the people in the description. ALSO:
    I plan to make more edited stream highlights like this one, as now there is a lot more of you and I wanna put more effort into the
    editing. I'll be honest, when i released "tubbo moment" I did not expect it to get as big as it did, and it was a last minute
    compilation i made before i had to go somewhere, which is why it didn't have as much effort put into it (i didnt expect anything over 1k views lmao)
    which is why i plan to put more of my own editing and effort into furutre videos :P
    ALSO I plan on getting a name and banner change as the current one (DreamBurInnit) isn't very original. (i made it in like 2 seconds jokingly lol)
    So leave your name suggestions in the replies to this comment, and I may consider it. Anyways, have a good day! :)

    • @blazingezekiel2844
      @blazingezekiel2844 4 года назад +38

      NOTCH

    • @inzaghi8935
      @inzaghi8935 4 года назад +32

      just mash together two words. like the person above me said notch so you could smash that with tubbo and you get NOTCHBO, idk lmao

    • @resurrectedbard
      @resurrectedbard 4 года назад +26

      I think DreamNotTaken would be cool, or L'Dreamberg.

    • @pastapalads5598
      @pastapalads5598 4 года назад +57

      This is one of the best edited compilation videos i’ve ever seen. I subbed.

    • @randomfunny-clips
      @randomfunny-clips  4 года назад +95

      thank you :D

  • @Fastwalker27
    @Fastwalker27 4 года назад +10633

    Nihachu : types in German
    Techno : IS THIS A CURSE ?
    STOP WITCH !

    • @imanchaudhry1289
      @imanchaudhry1289 4 года назад +163

      Dream's Chicken 6:42

    • @g1itchh_
      @g1itchh_ 4 года назад +19

      I saw that too xD

    • @-rin2836
      @-rin2836 4 года назад +3

      TheRobo Mik if you find the stream send it to me please

    • @-rin2836
      @-rin2836 4 года назад +2

      notkiller56 :p what?

    • @עודד-כ7ל
      @עודד-כ7ל 4 года назад +6

      What sorcery is this!

  • @TKDWN_YT
    @TKDWN_YT 4 года назад +20033

    Normal humor: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
    Advanced humor: “ *brot* “

  • @theeepunkin3402
    @theeepunkin3402 4 года назад +3892

    "Why are there no spaces?!" this is the best thing ever for german speakers xDD

    • @johannabielenberg2630
      @johannabielenberg2630 3 года назад +67

      Oh you have nooo idea
      Oh du hast ja keine Idee

    • @Isaw2
      @Isaw2 3 года назад +45

      Ich kann deutsch

    • @johannabielenberg2630
      @johannabielenberg2630 3 года назад +11

      Cool

    • @johannabielenberg2630
      @johannabielenberg2630 3 года назад +29

      Es ist einfach nur lustig

    • @johannabielenberg2630
      @johannabielenberg2630 3 года назад +70

      Ich ( mit 5 Jahren): Jeder muss deutsch können ,weil ich es kann...
      Ich ( mit 5-6 Jahren): Finde heraus das andere nur englisch lernen
      ...auch ich: Bin wütend, weil ich bis dahin NICHT verstanden hatte das englisch eine Sprache und nicht eine Person ist ( admin : ich war noch unwissend)
      Ich heute : Spreche mehr Englisch als Deutsch und genieße einfach dieses Spektakel

  • @cakemonstar2600
    @cakemonstar2600 2 года назад +525

    Niki and Fundy: In the middle of a war because he burnt down her flag.
    Also Fundy and Niki (and Tubbo): Makes a peace treaty over stupid german spelling

  • @kalorushpan9497
    @kalorushpan9497 4 года назад +4178

    Tubbo: "writing in German"
    Technoblade: stop *witch*

  • @TheFakeNomi
    @TheFakeNomi 4 года назад +19440

    Me who speaks german as native language: "Yes I do enjoy when other people can't speak German. Yes it's funny."

    • @stupidlilpotato8087
      @stupidlilpotato8087 4 года назад +739

      Maybe cause we know how difficult German can be

    • @sgoe6004
      @sgoe6004 4 года назад +421

      I speak German too= Ich spreche auch deutsch

    • @bazzaman9543
      @bazzaman9543 4 года назад +106

      Same here

    • @lolshadoyt
      @lolshadoyt 4 года назад +175

      Das ist so wahr xD

    • @stupidlilpotato8087
      @stupidlilpotato8087 4 года назад +421

      Ich will ja nix sagen aber wir haben Wörter die sind einfach nur lang wo sich jeder andere denkt wtf is falsch mit denen

  • @its_just_seb
    @its_just_seb 4 года назад +3594

    "I actually speak no german"
    Clarifying as if it wasn't obvious

    • @nitushe3938
      @nitushe3938 4 года назад +6

      GAGAGAGA

    • @dancingdonut7158
      @dancingdonut7158 4 года назад +32

      Road work ahead
      Well yeah i sure hope it does

    • @germanpilot
      @germanpilot 4 года назад +5

      warum sprichst du kein deutsch
      why are you not speaking german

    • @okbutjikook
      @okbutjikook 4 года назад

      BAHAHAHAHA

    • @taminapustekuchen2563
      @taminapustekuchen2563 4 года назад

      You must be bunn from the kommen cause you are not german 😂

  • @Random_user_7
    @Random_user_7 2 года назад +202

    It’s so funny seeing English speaking person speaks German 😂

  • @momentobruh7286
    @momentobruh7286 4 года назад +6285

    SOMEONE IN CHAT SAID "THIS IS NOT A GOOD LANGUAGE FOR DYSLEXIA" LMFAOOOADSNJDSF

    • @freakz64
      @freakz64 4 года назад +84

      LMAO

    • @miako2596
      @miako2596 4 года назад +65

      WAIT WHEN

    • @deathdestination4847
      @deathdestination4847 4 года назад +452

      I am both german and dyslexic and YES it sucks

    • @summersadventure749
      @summersadventure749 4 года назад +171

      BUT IT'S TRUE, NOT EVEN I CAN PROPERLY TALK GERMAN. AND I WAS BORN IN AUSTRIA HAHAGSFJGKOL

    • @vaporwavedog
      @vaporwavedog 4 года назад +63

      as someone with dyslexia learning german, no it is not

  • @babyyodel3738
    @babyyodel3738 4 года назад +3152

    Tubbo can’t even read English German must be a nightmare for him

    • @kushorises9871
      @kushorises9871 4 года назад +60

      Tubbo kann nicht mal englisches Deutsch lesen, das muss ein Albtraum für ihn sein

    • @yelenaanolevaj4327
      @yelenaanolevaj4327 4 года назад +36

      @@kushorises9871 gLucK 3

    • @axb_zero8457
      @axb_zero8457 4 года назад +89

      haha the minecraft german words are actually way more complicated than usual german

    • @simp5528
      @simp5528 4 года назад +5

      @@kushorises9871
      UhHm,what?

    • @Wren796
      @Wren796 4 года назад +31

      There's even an option for Austrian German.. Which is even harder xD (I'm Austrian)

  • @yuraltis9437
    @yuraltis9437 3 года назад +2972

    Tubbo: “Why aren't there any spaces in German?”
    Verzaubertes Buch: *bruh*

    • @Josi_1828
      @Josi_1828 3 года назад +120

      and verzauberter goldener apfel 😂

    • @ruki4585
      @ruki4585 3 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @oscargruber8582
      @oscargruber8582 3 года назад +59

      Totem der Unsterblichkeit

    • @geppy4395
      @geppy4395 3 года назад +1

      @@oscargruber8582 tojuhs olj unzkshojas

    • @robinnhoodd_
      @robinnhoodd_ 3 года назад +30

      weinender obsidian as well

  • @MD-mr1ty
    @MD-mr1ty 2 года назад +217

    As a german, I promise you it's so much fun to watch 😂

    • @Rainy_XD
      @Rainy_XD 2 года назад +6

      Really? I didn't understand a thing I was going like: wth
      Those words are so incredibly long!? U guys have to be legends that you are able to understand that

    • @anjalibudrovacgottner7895
      @anjalibudrovacgottner7895 2 года назад

      Same

    • @helfee
      @helfee Год назад +9

      @@Rainy_XD Let me explain the concept to you.
      While it may seem like very long words (and yes, some are just plain long), there is a certain system. For example, you say diamond shovel, which in German is diamond = Diamant and shovel = Schaufel. Now we don't just say "Diamant Schaufel" but "Diamantschaufel". We put the words together. Another example:
      oak planks
      For oak we don't just say oak when we talk about planks, but oak wood.
      So:
      oak = Eiche
      wood = Holz
      plank = Brett
      together:
      Eichenholzbrett. It makes more sense than you think.

  • @Sääftig
    @Sääftig 4 года назад +19462

    Das ist so weird als deutscher zu sehen omg

  • @imunknown2421
    @imunknown2421 4 года назад +2267

    Niki's wheezing while Tubbo's learning German lol

  • @VIIStardust
    @VIIStardust 3 года назад +2921

    I like how english speakers’ first instinct how to speak German is always just reading it as English, but as agressively as they can somehow manage

    • @jojohermione9688
      @jojohermione9688 2 года назад +120

      I think when Germans try to read a language they don‘t know, it sounds kinda german too 😂

    • @mgold700
      @mgold700 2 года назад +55

      @@jojohermione9688 my go to is usually to sound letters out as they stand. Most probably wrong, but better than assuming I guess. That will actually give you a good start to german

    • @jojohermione9688
      @jojohermione9688 2 года назад +26

      I actually am a German myself xD But yes, I try to pronounce letters as they stand but the problem is that in different languages the pronunciations vary and I assume that if one does not know a language, one has no idea what exactly the way of pronouncing is and (subconscious) sticks with the way one’s used to, which mostly ends up with the native language of the speaker. For example English and German are so different, not just in pronunciation but also there, so if you’ve never heard German before I understand that you automatically pronounce it in an english way. Like with “Buch”. It even could be an english word, the way it’s written and as someone who doesn’t speak German - what other way of pronouncing could you think of? 👀🙈

    • @VIIStardust
      @VIIStardust 2 года назад +24

      @@jojohermione9688 I mean, you’re totally correct. English and German use the same writing system but attach different phonemes after all - still, I find it funny how the trait of German that gets cherry picked to imitate is always aggression and overhardening consonants, neither of which are actual traits of German, but rather the Schwarzenegger mispronunciation of English falsely assumed to be a common error for German speakers.

    • @Drip_Jesus
      @Drip_Jesus 2 года назад +1

      Moin Servus Moin

  • @TheWeirdo_101
    @TheWeirdo_101 Год назад +74

    6:35
    Niki : ß
    Techno : *wtf, is she cursing me-*

  • @sleepwho5968
    @sleepwho5968 4 года назад +2250

    "Is this a spell"
    "Stop witch"
    - Confused Techno 2020

    • @lollollollollollol6242
      @lollollollollollol6242 4 года назад +12

      ᜇᜇᜅᜒᜊᜁᜅᜉᜋᜂ ᜎᜌᜓᜁᜋᜃᜁᜀ ᜇᜈᜓᜊᜒᜌᜎᜈ ᜌᜓᜎᜅᜄᜋ ᜌᜋᜄᜁᜂᜁᜄᜅᜊ ᜋ᜔ᜎᜌᜓ ᜇᜆᜂᜉᜓ ᜇᜈᜄᜄᜅᜓᜀ ᜎᜌᜋᜒ lmao 😂

    • @lollollollollollol6242
      @lollollollollollol6242 4 года назад +5

      Grabengani lenguaheninda kahunako ginasumpa naninda ako ornano lol 🤣😂

    • @yournoneexistencefather5869
      @yournoneexistencefather5869 3 года назад +3

      Vilok Talluri baybayin

    • @2wen98
      @2wen98 3 года назад +9

      The comments HALP

    • @sezen2032
      @sezen2032 3 года назад +4

      Stop the witches H a l p

  • @alektro9493
    @alektro9493 4 года назад +1723

    Alternate title: Tubbo has the time of his life mispronouncing German while Niki loses all the air in her lungs

    • @Krotos
      @Krotos 4 года назад +8

      true

    • @CrescentPaws5000
      @CrescentPaws5000 4 года назад +4

      Best title

    • @loofieskris
      @loofieskris 4 года назад +2

      yes

    • @SaltusC
      @SaltusC 4 года назад +3

      Hallo? Das ist jetzt eine Deutsch Zone... *DEUTSCHLAND*

  • @jakobat
    @jakobat 3 года назад +4470

    In an German Restaurant:
    Waiter: Hallo. Was möchten sie bestellen?
    Niki: Ich hätte gerne den Lachs mit Brokkoli
    Tubbo: BROT

  • @ImWhyMortalsCry
    @ImWhyMortalsCry 2 года назад +77

    Damn I've never seen someone laughing over bread that hard

  • @onlysemisane
    @onlysemisane 4 года назад +2519

    When Techno wrote “stop witch” I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe for a solid 5 seconds

  • @TCB-Youtube
    @TCB-Youtube 3 года назад +7286

    Tubbo: *types german letters in chat*
    Techno: Stop Witch.
    I love Techno.

  • @TorikkaTori
    @TorikkaTori 3 года назад +3083

    This video is: 5% Tubbo trying to speak german but he's too dylexic. 2% of niki speaking german and 93% of Niki laughing

    • @Aieou472
      @Aieou472 3 года назад +27

      Math right there! Something that's far out of my reach... :(

    • @youexpectedanamebutitwasmedio
      @youexpectedanamebutitwasmedio 3 года назад +106

      5% Tubbo speaking german
      2% Niki speaking german
      20% Niki laughing
      73% DIAMANTSPITZHACKE

    • @milen4360
      @milen4360 3 года назад +9

      dyslexic*

    • @JonasTheCat1
      @JonasTheCat1 3 года назад +7

      And fundy is 10% of German

    • @rekkunez1091
      @rekkunez1091 3 года назад +3

      100% Wholesome

  • @-AWeirdPerson-
    @-AWeirdPerson- 2 года назад +41

    I laughed so hard at this I started crying.
    I really hope I didn’t wake my brother up- It’s about 1 in the morning for me right now 😅

  • @simonklon7152
    @simonklon7152 4 года назад +8355

    German in the title:
    Deutsche: Guten Tag diese Kommentarsektion untersteht nun der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

    • @russetpotatoe2688
      @russetpotatoe2688 4 года назад +457

      Ein Land
      Ein Reich
      Ein Kommentarbereich

    • @mykomoon
      @mykomoon 4 года назад +84

      eichhörnchen

    • @sirarthur1
      @sirarthur1 4 года назад +32

      Gluten Tag

    • @zee372
      @zee372 4 года назад +79

      Fünf million fünfhundert fünf und fünfzig tausend fünfhundert fünf und fünfzig

    • @RedAndBlackIDress
      @RedAndBlackIDress 4 года назад +26

      *Drittes Großdeutsches Reich
      Funni Hitler Moment there

  • @aeaea_kirke
    @aeaea_kirke 3 года назад +2847

    "Is this a curse"
    "Stop witch"
    Gotta remember that Techno's an _English_ major, not a _German_ major.

    • @JacklynWasFound
      @JacklynWasFound 3 года назад +162

      Techno is just a walking meme

    • @wolfy9619
      @wolfy9619 3 года назад +56

      @@JacklynWasFound well... *you're not right but you're not wrong either*

    • @JacklynWasFound
      @JacklynWasFound 3 года назад +14

      @@wolfy9619 Aren't im Wright Wrong + Right

    • @wolfy9619
      @wolfy9619 3 года назад +8

      @@JacklynWasFound well...
      *yes*

    • @derschuller
      @derschuller 3 года назад +16

      But techno always says hallo which means hello in german :D

  • @alexolotl124
    @alexolotl124 4 года назад +2628

    Don’t worry Tubbo the german language can‘t hurt you...
    Schwarzeichenholzbretter:

    • @entonduck
      @entonduck 4 года назад +131

      Ettiketenschutzgesetzbeauftragter

    • @gamerlogohd6134
      @gamerlogohd6134 4 года назад +131

      @@entonduck Es gilt, dass Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz zu beachten! 😉🤣

    • @entonduck
      @entonduck 4 года назад +12

      @@gamerlogohd6134 oof

    • @lollollollollollol6242
      @lollollollollollol6242 4 года назад +24

      Pinakanakapagpapabagabag-damdamin 🤣

    • @entonduck
      @entonduck 4 года назад +8

      @@lollollollollollol6242 ?

  • @erikstrtzl
    @erikstrtzl 4 года назад +3523

    '*German in the title*
    Germans: Eine Sprache, ein Reich, ein Kommentarbereich.

    • @hi.3397
      @hi.3397 4 года назад +37

      How long did it take for you to come up with that? xD

    • @fusspilz1003
      @fusspilz1003 4 года назад +70

      @@hi.3397 The entirety of germany worked on it so in tipical german fashino after ten years and billions of euros later we had finally been autorised to start
      Edit: I can't write

    • @heather_soot2997
      @heather_soot2997 4 года назад +5

      @@fusspilz1003 my face is pure shocked

    • @fusspilz1003
      @fusspilz1003 4 года назад +11

      @@heather_soot2997 That's just normal germam biocraci ( I still can't write)

    • @emerld7190
      @emerld7190 4 года назад +3

      I cringe so hard from this comment no hate xD

  • @justadog8011
    @justadog8011 4 года назад +3824

    What if you wanted to go to (l')Manburg
    But Tubbo_ said:
    *"Gluck 3"*

    • @w0bblegum347
      @w0bblegum347 4 года назад +99

      He pulls out the ·°Gluck 3°·

    • @justadog8011
      @justadog8011 4 года назад +29

      @@w0bblegum347 He whips out the *_Gluck_* 3 and fires
      ..or mines.

    • @TheMagicalSwordTMS
      @TheMagicalSwordTMS 4 года назад +10

      GLUCK DREI

    • @Lamsklamart
      @Lamsklamart 4 года назад +13

      @Melanie Spicer they said "gluck" cuz they pronounced it that way

    • @TheMagicalSwordTMS
      @TheMagicalSwordTMS 4 года назад +3

      @Melanie Spicer yea its u umlaut

  • @Lhuna_Ballon
    @Lhuna_Ballon 4 года назад +3778

    If tubbo went to Germany all he would be saying is *”BROT”*

    • @basturma89
      @basturma89 4 года назад +145

      And would make germans run crazy of the soft "R"

    • @joniwersonst
      @joniwersonst 4 года назад +6

      @@basturma89 That's racist

    • @luckyblockyoshi
      @luckyblockyoshi 4 года назад +59

      @@joniwersonst wat

    • @ahumanbeing985
      @ahumanbeing985 4 года назад +8

      Yess im in tears

    • @huongnails
      @huongnails 4 года назад +7

      Wow, typisch englisch istso

  • @xtremesubber9136
    @xtremesubber9136 7 месяцев назад +5

    Tubbo: “we play Minecraft but the language switches every five seconds”
    …chat, was this foreshadowin’?

  • @gabrielaturniak8312
    @gabrielaturniak8312 4 года назад +1189

    Tubbo: WHAT THE HELL IS A DIAMANTSPITZHACKE THAT IS SUCH A LONG WORD
    Angriffsgeschwindigkeit:

    • @novarialarasati
      @novarialarasati 4 года назад +104

      Me not a german: **visible confusion**

    • @gabrielaturniak8312
      @gabrielaturniak8312 4 года назад +21

      @@novarialarasati im not german either lol

    • @trashpanda033
      @trashpanda033 4 года назад +207

      **laughs in rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz**

    • @minamoo2539
      @minamoo2539 4 года назад +40

      @@trashpanda033 is that a word 😭😭

    • @trashpanda033
      @trashpanda033 4 года назад +72

      @@minamoo2539 it is in fact a word, yes

  • @naytin_ao
    @naytin_ao 4 года назад +1653

    Niki: it's like a sharp s
    Tubbo: *proceeds to have seizure while attempting to say ß*

    • @14skoppy
      @14skoppy 4 года назад +13

      ßßßßßßß

    • @sophie4792
      @sophie4792 4 года назад +6

      ßßßßß

    • @moonygacha8089
      @moonygacha8089 4 года назад +8

      HOW IS PRONOUNCED

    • @Zockid22
      @Zockid22 4 года назад +14

      @@moonygacha8089 Not that different from a normal s/ss in most cases

    • @DeadLunyaBR
      @DeadLunyaBR 4 года назад +1

      *ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß*

  • @McMakistein
    @McMakistein 4 года назад +3026

    I'm actually in tears lmao

  • @Toastisntbread
    @Toastisntbread 13 дней назад +5

    Diese Kommentar sektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

  • @switz1311
    @switz1311 3 года назад +2577

    Nihachu: *speaking in german to tubbo
    Technoblade: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

    • @Itsuki_kazuki
      @Itsuki_kazuki 3 года назад +9

      XD

    • @dreamsode
      @dreamsode 3 года назад +30

      WHY CAN I HEAR THAT IN TECHNOBLADES VOICE PLEASE

    • @emory3676
      @emory3676 3 года назад +22

      The fact that he doesn't believe in God makes this better.

    • @JustMari2468
      @JustMari2468 3 года назад +1

      *me ruining the 999 likes in this comment* I am so proud of me :D

    • @Quentin-d9q
      @Quentin-d9q 2 года назад

      jA dfas gehöhtt soch so in dem Deutschenrechtßtates alles ist die Kraft von Jesus XD

  • @corporalanonymous4589
    @corporalanonymous4589 4 года назад +2228

    Tubbo: *Visible confusion*
    Techno: *internal confusion*
    Fundy: *external confusion*
    Niki: don't mind Me, I'll just laugh here

  • @taylor_077
    @taylor_077 4 года назад +1046

    My guy just said ‘how do I craft’ as if the language changes how you craft

    • @betterthanzekromandreshira9313
      @betterthanzekromandreshira9313 4 года назад +14

      if you use Australian style english it does

    • @taylor_077
      @taylor_077 4 года назад +2

      @@betterthanzekromandreshira9313 how?

    • @betterthanzekromandreshira9313
      @betterthanzekromandreshira9313 4 года назад +22

      @@taylor_077 i was making a joke
      since australia is on the other side of the world, recipes would be upside down

    • @taylor_077
      @taylor_077 4 года назад +4

      @@betterthanzekromandreshira9313 oh right yeah lol.
      I forget that sometimes as an Australian

    • @taylor_077
      @taylor_077 3 года назад +3

      @@faisalaldan3420 aha yeah

  • @ChaosPotatoe
    @ChaosPotatoe 2 года назад +27

    I'm half English and half German. Here in Germany it's 00:10 rn and I just laughed so loud my whole family is probably awake by now

  • @Juu.stargirl
    @Juu.stargirl 3 года назад +1223

    Going to IKEA and trying to read the furniture names be like

    • @unicornrose1481
      @unicornrose1481 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @selma4383
      @selma4383 3 года назад +35

      Swede here lmaoo
      Try to read this:
      ”Försvarsunderrättelseverksamheten” or ”branchkonsolideringsmöjligheter”
      Lmaooo just some long words I searched up🤚

    • @Juu.stargirl
      @Juu.stargirl 3 года назад +16

      @@selma4383 what does that mean?? Cuz it looks like I'm summoning a demon

    • @zehra7755
      @zehra7755 3 года назад +5

      @@Juu.stargirl Maybe you are summoning a demon

    • @selma4383
      @selma4383 3 года назад +5

      @@Juu.stargirl yk…idek lol I just searched up long word bahahahhh I mean idk how to explain them

  • @kazuren635
    @kazuren635 4 года назад +957

    I love how technoblade probly minding his own business and sees this... "stop witch" lmao poor techno must've confused as heck.

  • @scarlettolentino4237
    @scarlettolentino4237 3 года назад +1817

    New title: a teenager with dyslexia tries to read German and fails

    • @koiisuruu
      @koiisuruu 3 года назад +34

      -miserably

    • @shawn980
      @shawn980 3 года назад +15

      is he dyslexic, that would explain why he can’t read or say the word “Eisen” without putting a “p” in there.

    • @moss5538
      @moss5538 3 года назад +7

      @@shawn980 he is if you pay attention to any of his chats you can see tiny mistakes, in all his stremas

    • @archimedes_mlbb
      @archimedes_mlbb 3 года назад +5

      @@moss5538 ype, its viisible in ur sentence

    • @moss5538
      @moss5538 3 года назад +3

      @@archimedes_mlbb lmao i didn’t even notice that oops

  • @ames339
    @ames339 2 года назад +21

    I'm German and I love this. Its so wholesome how he speaks and pronounces everything

  • @lorm_
    @lorm_ 4 года назад +749

    Alternate title: "dyslexic British boy fails to understand the German language"

    • @MarceMarcus
      @MarceMarcus 4 года назад

      @@mochii3ssecondacc.186 This is America damit stop speaking no nazi speak speak American!!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎣🎣🎣🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

    • @fettegurke2447
      @fettegurke2447 4 года назад

      @@MarceMarcus There is no American lmao

    • @MarceMarcus
      @MarceMarcus 4 года назад

      @@fettegurke2447 I was being satire

    • @kazzoey2868
      @kazzoey2868 4 года назад +1

      The fact that he can’t pronounce the hard words + his dyslexia is an amazing combination for a meme

  • @Tiki.horizon
    @Tiki.horizon 4 года назад +630

    "we've gained so much culture, we've gained so much culture"

  • @thecraftchannelbyavni3997
    @thecraftchannelbyavni3997 4 года назад +696

    Tubbo - having fun
    Nikki - Looses it
    Fundy - Playing along
    Me - literally laughing and crying at the same time.

    • @sillyaioli
      @sillyaioli 3 года назад +6

      I can german and i found it even more funnier

    • @sillyaioli
      @sillyaioli 3 года назад +3

      @@anadoyon790 Technoblade: Verwirrt ( i translated yo comment into german)

    • @holaninos4745
      @holaninos4745 3 года назад +1

      @@sillyaioli I am very verwirrt

  • @GTG1821
    @GTG1821 7 месяцев назад +4

    "Hey bro what are you studying ?"
    " *NATURWISSENSCHAFT* "

  • @Sophia-fk5yb
    @Sophia-fk5yb 3 года назад +1765

    "Schwarzeichenholzbretter" is one of the most german words to exist and I love it.

    • @l1xvna
      @l1xvna 3 года назад +44

      Vorallem, deutsche können des flüssig lesen HASHHQHA oder halt yk

    • @CrayolaMarkkk
      @CrayolaMarkkk 3 года назад +51

      Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz gibts da auch noch :]

    • @ennipumpkin
      @ennipumpkin 3 года назад +33

      Oh boy... Just wait until you learn what "thick" is. It made me and my friends laugh In german class, fun times.

    • @ennipumpkin
      @ennipumpkin 3 года назад +22

      @@CrayolaMarkkk I study german, is this what I'm gonna have To learn for the tests? What the fuck man

    • @Sophia-fk5yb
      @Sophia-fk5yb 3 года назад +14

      @@ennipumpkin there's different translations to 'thick' which one were you laughing about? I'm German btw xD

  • @ilariaaether5178
    @ilariaaether5178 3 года назад +885

    One of the worst enemies tubbos dyslexia has encountered: Schwarzeichenholzbretter

    • @snowdragon5583
      @snowdragon5583 3 года назад +4

      What's dislexia ?

    • @machiixd6552
      @machiixd6552 3 года назад +2

      schwartzeichenholzstufen

    • @sylviab8482
      @sylviab8482 3 года назад +7

      thats one of the worst enemies i’ve encountered and i’m not even dyslexic-

    • @miktr7664
      @miktr7664 3 года назад +7

      I'd think that Schwarzeichenholzzauntor is worse

  • @cookie_on_joy8302
    @cookie_on_joy8302 4 года назад +416

    Niki dying while these two are demolishing her language is such a mood

  • @cupcaketv5673
    @cupcaketv5673 2 года назад +13

    I don't even know Tubbo but this is the funniest thing I've seen in days, maybe even weeks 💀 Das ist Unterhaltung

  • @xenn0789
    @xenn0789 4 года назад +425

    "A Dyslexic Child attemps to read and understand a Language that makes him nuts".

    • @amyc4960
      @amyc4960 4 года назад +1

      ✨G U N D H A M T A N A K A ✨

    • @xenn0789
      @xenn0789 4 года назад

      @@amyc4960 . Why is everyone obsessed on Gundham Tanaka. Every time I comment they reply "Gundham Tanaka!!!" Or something with the name. I'm also soft sometimes ;-;. let me and my Hamsters live a normal life ;-;.

  • @rutschbanane5
    @rutschbanane5 4 года назад +824

    "would you like a knonch?" best frickin words in my entire life

    • @t3b4s36
      @t3b4s36 4 года назад +16

      I am german and this is lmao AN DI-MAN-TS SPITZ-HACKE this is right : Di-Mant-spitz-hacke

    • @ali666xxx9
      @ali666xxx9 4 года назад +5

      @@t3b4s36 omg ich bin auch deutsche und genieße es gerade so sehr xD

    • @christinegrieer7874
      @christinegrieer7874 4 года назад +3

      @@ali666xxx9 eyyy was geht

    • @ali666xxx9
      @ali666xxx9 4 года назад +2

      @@christinegrieer7874 heyyyy :D

    • @t6ryy
      @t6ryy 4 года назад +4

      Brot

  • @cloversonthehill
    @cloversonthehill 4 года назад +482

    The fact that every single member of the dream smp is able to so reliably recreate the Dream "In this video, my friends try to hunt me down" thing whenever they need makes me so happy.

    • @nininyoko13
      @nininyoko13 4 года назад +12

      *Trance music intensifies*

    • @jepiene
      @jepiene 4 года назад +12

      Me and my friend recently did it during dinner and my dad was so confused

    • @ojie285
      @ojie285 4 года назад +2

      @@nininyoko13 DUDUDUUD

  • @ClipHero11
    @ClipHero11 12 дней назад +3

    Ngl I was amazed how Fundys pronunciation could be so spot on, but then I learned he's Dutch, which is very similar to German

  • @isabella_9611
    @isabella_9611 4 года назад +1876

    “I’m about to hit spick spackle the f**k out of someone” is honestly the funniest thing I have ever heard
    Edit; Thx for all the likes!

  • @jessvisaya3077
    @jessvisaya3077 4 года назад +378

    Tubbo single handedly resolved tension between a fox and a German lady. That there fellas is a *t a l e n t*

  • @Peeppoop-l6d
    @Peeppoop-l6d 4 года назад +438

    I love how Niki is in the background laughing cuz they're getting every single word wrong lol. She is avoiding the pain of it and enjoying it to.

    • @Lamsklamart
      @Lamsklamart 4 года назад +8

      Fundy didn't even do bad

    • @Peeppoop-l6d
      @Peeppoop-l6d 4 года назад +2

      @@Lamsklamart true, true. It’s just funny to see them fail over and over again

    • @emeraldkitty7232
      @emeraldkitty7232 4 года назад +5

      Ok but to be fair tubbo is dyslexic meaning its harder for him to understand the way the letters fit together, so it may have been harder for him to pronounce the words than most people.

    • @baconshiftt2109
      @baconshiftt2109 3 года назад

      10 months ago wow you must be 72 now

  • @theblackrose5050
    @theblackrose5050 Год назад +4

    naw, can we all notice how when niki was typing the double S, Techno came in and asked if the letter was a curse??

  • @-annie106
    @-annie106 3 года назад +501

    I DONT KNOW WHATS FUNNIER, THE WAY HE PRONOUNCES IT OR HIS VOICE CRACKS AHAHAHHAHA

  • @ladymeryl0
    @ladymeryl0 4 года назад +2149

    Alternate Title:
    Tubbo learns a new language with Fundy helping while Niki has a stroke
    Edit: This is the first time I’ve ever reached over 1k likes holy- Thank you guys-

  • @nonamewriter7950
    @nonamewriter7950 4 года назад +477

    Techno's "Stop witch" was so strong I could hear his deadpan through text

    • @dkzdm
      @dkzdm 4 года назад

      ßtop🕴

  • @realperson9104
    @realperson9104 2 месяца назад +3

    For anyone learning german, one useful thing to note is that the words are usually said as they are written. Silent letters seem to be either rare or nonexistent

  • @Mc12136
    @Mc12136 4 года назад +818

    Actually german makes perfect sense and is very efficient:
    Eisen = iron
    spitz = pointed
    Hacke = hoe / heel
    Eisenspitzhacke= pointed hoe/heel made out of iron

    • @apptreeline
      @apptreeline 4 года назад +14

      Exactly

    • @justanothersofia2125
      @justanothersofia2125 4 года назад +18

      Woah

    • @bobthemonkey1958
      @bobthemonkey1958 4 года назад +14

      WHOA that's so cool

    • @rock_talk4004
      @rock_talk4004 4 года назад +6

      Oh.....ok then

    • @hooman7893
      @hooman7893 4 года назад +59

      My german teacher explained it as taking words and smushing them together to make a new word hence why some german words are super long

  • @i_liekpotatoes420
    @i_liekpotatoes420 4 года назад +567

    _''s t o p w i t c h''_
    Technoblade, 2020

    • @meinungsloser3409
      @meinungsloser3409 4 года назад +20

      ßßßßßßß

    • @aaargh-angel
      @aaargh-angel 4 года назад +5

      “is this a curse”

    • @aaargh-angel
      @aaargh-angel 4 года назад +3

      @@meinungsloser3409 ß

    • @JackJawFish
      @JackJawFish 4 года назад +2

      @@meinungsloser3409 ß

    • @lollollollollollol6242
      @lollollollollollol6242 4 года назад

      ᜅᜉᜋᜇᜈᜓᜅᜉᜓ ᜇᜐ᜔ᜊᜒᜈᜑᜊᜅᜃᜓ ᜊᜄᜎᜎᜆᜓ ᜎ ᜌᜆ ᜋᜓᜌ᜔ᜁᜏᜀᜐ᜔ ᜆᜄᜎᜊᜆᜇᜓᜂ ᜁᜋᜓ lmao 😂

  • @lonesome3958
    @lonesome3958 4 года назад +855

    Niki: *just writes a german letter
    Techno: IS THIS A CURSE?

    • @DerDoctor-nc3db
      @DerDoctor-nc3db 4 года назад +32

      I wonder what he thinks about Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft

    • @toastigesbrot1536
      @toastigesbrot1536 4 года назад +4

      @@DerDoctor-nc3db 🤣

    • @IDontKnowHowToNameMe
      @IDontKnowHowToNameMe 4 года назад +4

      @@DerDoctor-nc3db oh God

    • @Its_M1zn
      @Its_M1zn 4 года назад +4

      @@DerDoctor-nc3db The heck is that xD

    • @edwardrichtofen1252
      @edwardrichtofen1252 4 года назад +2

      @@DerDoctor-nc3db The DDSG right?
      It was Cargo Barge on the Dunabe right? Pre-Great War.

  • @b3anof4fterlife74
    @b3anof4fterlife74 2 года назад +2

    Niki:*trying to teach tubbo german*
    Techno:is this a curse!? STOP WITCH

  • @ditkind1340
    @ditkind1340 4 года назад +447

    2:50.
    Niki: “But there are spaces..?”
    Tubbo: “No there aren’t.” He says, as ‘Weinender Obsidian’ shows up on screen.

    • @bleonard3000g
      @bleonard3000g 4 года назад +7

      it means crying obsidian

    • @schwingedeshaehers
      @schwingedeshaehers 4 года назад +5

      And there is also one in "verzaubertes Buch" (enchanted book)

  • @He4dfirst_4halos
    @He4dfirst_4halos 3 года назад +357

    "and how did you learned German?"
    Tubbo:

  • @RyzuNerd
    @RyzuNerd 3 года назад +544

    when your already dyslexic and attempt to read german:

  • @sapujaku5250
    @sapujaku5250 2 года назад +9

    Es macht total Spaß, Tubbo zuzuschauen, wie er versucht, die deutsche Sprache zu entschlüsseln...
    Es ist aber auch eine schwere Sprache!😅

    • @juliusnebulus7303
      @juliusnebulus7303 Год назад +1

      Fundy hat's aber auch gut drauf (von der aussprache her)

    • @Contro007_
      @Contro007_ 14 дней назад

      Sicher sicher ich bin ihrer Meinung werter herr

  • @dill8600
    @dill8600 4 года назад +301

    **being formal** Fundy: Hello Nihachu.
    *Nikki and Tubbo dying over Knochen*

  • @mellohi463
    @mellohi463 4 года назад +302

    THE FACT HES DYSLEXIC TOO MAKES THIS WROSE FOR HIM LMAOO

    • @codacheetah
      @codacheetah 4 года назад +6

      @@acklixthegreat5525 Do you mean "It's clear YOU'RE dyslexic as well?" LOL

    • @jisungpark8284
      @jisungpark8284 4 года назад

      lionclawz GOTTEMMMMMMM

    • @Cmcang
      @Cmcang 4 года назад

      this is the lamest comment section ever

    • @jisungpark8284
      @jisungpark8284 4 года назад +3

      Shift lmaooo, Say something funny about the video, go

    • @jisungpark8284
      @jisungpark8284 4 года назад

      Acklix The great HAHAHHAHA

  • @lunamoondemon9379
    @lunamoondemon9379 4 года назад +672

    Techno is just like: what the hell is happening, am I being cursed or something?😂

  • @Relikx
    @Relikx 11 дней назад +2

    "bruchstein" some guy in chat: "epstein"

  • @b0nnebunne
    @b0nnebunne 4 года назад +470

    tubbo is learning another language through minecraft, true dedication to his craft

    • @classicsans2232
      @classicsans2232 4 года назад

      Man it would be bad if i spoke wingdings to him XD

    • @heckinggi6034
      @heckinggi6034 4 года назад

      Mein kraft

    • @MrToastyFWH
      @MrToastyFWH 4 года назад +1

      I learned english from doing that in 3/4th grade am german

    •  4 года назад

      That's how I learned part of english

    • @DiamoneUHC
      @DiamoneUHC 4 года назад

      Do you want a brot or a Daimondspitzhacke-ed?

  • @Raine_-
    @Raine_- 4 года назад +4215

    As someone who speaks German this is the most entertaining thing ever

  • @mftemi
    @mftemi 3 года назад +1910

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Tubbo: “apfel brot” (apple bread)

  • @KaliTheCatgirl
    @KaliTheCatgirl 19 дней назад +1

    I'M NOT EVEN GERMAN BUT SEEING "KNOCHEN" PRONOUNCED "NONCH" IS STILL KILLING ME

  • @cerebli
    @cerebli 4 года назад +706

    It’s all fun and games until he equips the Panzerkampfwagen

  • @melodiegustafsson
    @melodiegustafsson 4 года назад +312

    I like how Tubbo got it from “diamantspitzhacke” to “hitspitspackle”

    • @aidenpearce50
      @aidenpearce50 4 года назад

      @Saiyan Arts I agree
      (I have 0 clue what that says)

    • @melodiegustafsson
      @melodiegustafsson 4 года назад +1

      @Saiyan Arts Uhh I don’t speak German

    • @warriorcatsfan2419
      @warriorcatsfan2419 4 года назад +2

      @@aidenpearce50 In English it says: I'm German and I think it's funny because you can't understand why he can't speak the words correctly.

    • @jamoin9810
      @jamoin9810 4 года назад

      @Saiyan Arts Warum sind so viele Deutsche hier auf dem Video xD

    • @MicahMoeller_
      @MicahMoeller_ 4 года назад

      “Diemantitspitzhackle -ed”

  • @aaargh-angel
    @aaargh-angel 4 года назад +562

    “Imma hitz-spitz-spackle- the f*ck outta someone.”
    My new favorite Tubbo quote
    7:14

  • @Some1.._
    @Some1.._ 13 дней назад

    When techno called him a witch a genuinely lost it. I’m enjoying way too much hearing Tubbo trying to speak German

  • @castleclasher1236
    @castleclasher1236 2 года назад +849

    In German we combine words.
    Instead of saying "police car"
    we combine these two (Polizei Auto) into Polizeiauto [policecar]

    • @hsbybjenakd1372
      @hsbybjenakd1372 2 года назад +7

      Juckt absolut niemandem

    • @Rguhbuh
      @Rguhbuh 2 года назад +12

      Same in other Germanic languages (excluding English)

    • @meekhayl
      @meekhayl 2 года назад +1

      @@Rguhbuh english doesnt combine words in that manner

    • @itsbierce
      @itsbierce 2 года назад +22

      @@meekhayl read much? He said EXCLUDING English

    • @NorwayballAnimations
      @NorwayballAnimations 2 года назад

      funkstreifenwagen*

  • @oliviat3910
    @oliviat3910 3 года назад +550

    a dislexic child trying to read german brightened my week
    Edit: wtf how did this get so many likes!?

    • @lillianbaker3090
      @lillianbaker3090 3 года назад +3

      Samee

    • @bingusrapgod
      @bingusrapgod 3 года назад +11

      Dyslexic* 😺

    • @foggy-_-froggie7194
      @foggy-_-froggie7194 3 года назад +1

      So me reading 85% of my DNA is funny to both of us i speak a bit of German but being dyslexic will make you never be able to pronounce

  • @nell1001
    @nell1001 4 года назад +1033

    He: I have a NONTCH
    Me being german: Its knochen... ;-;

  • @LiniTheSoul
    @LiniTheSoul Год назад

    Hearing Tubbo trying to say "Diamantspitzhacke" and "Glück" really makes my day. Its 1000x funnier when you actually german and hear him saying this xD

  • @umanonimoaleatorio7937
    @umanonimoaleatorio7937 3 года назад +1181

    6:35
    *Niha and tubbo speaking in german*
    Techonoblade: what type of curse is that?

  • @yournewarsonist
    @yournewarsonist 4 года назад +625

    Everybody gangsta till the dyslexic bee child starts speaking german

  • @lewnatheworld
    @lewnatheworld 4 года назад +298

    tubbo: *german*
    techno: stop witch.

  • @callmeharper19
    @callmeharper19 2 года назад +4

    I love how much fun they're having with this

  • @knightlyblues4050
    @knightlyblues4050 4 года назад +418

    I love how this entire video Niki is just dying in the background

    • @denaze05
      @denaze05 4 года назад +4

      Same as me omg i think its so much more fun to hear that when you're german i literally died watching this

    • @jenniferricciardi4417
      @jenniferricciardi4417 4 года назад +1

      @@denaze05 Same im from Switzerland so im dying too

  • @benbenbus
    @benbenbus 4 года назад +568

    I feel like this is harder for him to read because he's dyslexic

    • @andreabuchar718
      @andreabuchar718 4 года назад +35

      Well yeah that’s what dyslexia does lol

    • @ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210
      @ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210 4 года назад +20

      It's probably a lot worse looking at other languages because he wouldn't be able to recognise words like he would english.

    • @OliverHartvigMusic
      @OliverHartvigMusic 4 года назад

      Nnno he's just tubbo

    • @indeed_issy8254
      @indeed_issy8254 4 года назад

      @@ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210 i have dyslexia and speak german, learning english is basicly hell.

  • @electrademe4485
    @electrademe4485 4 года назад +523

    alternative title:
    two idiots trying to speak a super hard language in minecraft while their german friend loses it.

    • @matebartus3861
      @matebartus3861 4 года назад +4

      actually it's not that hard. I learned it in 3 months😌

    • @epicgamer0928
      @epicgamer0928 4 года назад +1

      @@matebartus3861 megszentségteleníthetetlenségeskedéseitekért

    • @mikasmith390
      @mikasmith390 4 года назад +6

      @@matebartus3861 how?... im learning it since 16 years as my mother tongue and I am still terrible at it o.o

    • @hellou4551
      @hellou4551 4 года назад +2

      @@matebartus3861 okay so make an Passiv Futur II Satz in German. Sure its something hard, but if you learn it in 3 Months you can maybe speak some phrases and you dont are able to do hard grammatic

    • @epicgamer0928
      @epicgamer0928 4 года назад

      @@elvisionario9466 ik

  • @NotaMidDennysWaitress
    @NotaMidDennysWaitress Месяц назад +7

    7:14 THIS WAS SO ICONIC BACK IN THE DAY 😔

    • @the_kitcats
      @the_kitcats Месяц назад +2

      THATS THE REASON WHY I CAME BACK TO THIS VIDEO 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @ItzJanxZ
      @ItzJanxZ 20 дней назад +2

      It’s sad to see techno in this video

  • @TheLendo
    @TheLendo 4 года назад +627

    Tubbo: why do you have no spaces?
    Me: Dont get me started about the Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung

    • @huekeks2231
      @huekeks2231 4 года назад +46

      There are worss like that in english as well: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

    • @vikav1682
      @vikav1682 4 года назад +44

      I don’t know any of the word mean but it funny

    • @lennoxloll275
      @lennoxloll275 4 года назад +29

      I Like the oberbezirksschornsteinfegermeister

    • @pozzsicle
      @pozzsicle 4 года назад +4

      @@vikav1682 #relatable

    • @kazukisan1451
      @kazukisan1451 4 года назад +2

      @@huekeks2231 lol

  • @bigmuffin05
    @bigmuffin05 3 года назад +304

    techno blade lmaoooo
    “is this a curse”
    “stop witch”

    • @neiljagger4163
      @neiljagger4163 3 года назад +4

      Technoblade is all one word

    • @_vomit.gremlin_
      @_vomit.gremlin_ 3 года назад +4

      @@neiljagger4163 Tech no bla de, your favorite french streamer

  • @izzyb_ella_m5362
    @izzyb_ella_m5362 3 года назад +488

    “Boop”
    _Tubbo and Niki died from laughter_

    • @yourfellowpole
      @yourfellowpole 3 года назад +15

      Wrong, it should be:
      Tubbo und Niki sind vor Lachen gestorben

    • @asdfdhwurwhqo
      @asdfdhwurwhqo 3 года назад

      YES MATE

  • @Just_m1ka
    @Just_m1ka 14 дней назад +2

    ah yes,niki and tubbo on their way to diamandspitzhack fundy