This is amazing! Also the use of heavy multi-syllable rhymes at the end is nothing short of brilliant because it still works with the story. Every. Single. Line.
This is the only guy who deserves to go viral on youtube shorts and tiktok. Most of whats posted is shitty dances, scams and clickbait or just low effort stuff.
Hey David can you actually expand on how should people defend themselves from comedian jokes? Commence with verbal assault instead of physical instead or try to cancel you? What are your thoughts as a professional comedian?
He swapped attitudes from the oldest sibling to the youngest sibling in a heartbeat
real middle child energy tbh
@chantelle.mp4 nope middle child wouldnt talk to the police
LMAO so true
This is amazing! Also the use of heavy multi-syllable rhymes at the end is nothing short of brilliant because it still works with the story. Every. Single. Line.
this is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
I second this
Factssssssss
@Eagle 3's Lawyer I second your secondation and second you once more.
Fax
Fr
Extend this and release it, its going to blow up!
fr fr
I love how this guy is able to tell a story with such a good rhyme scheme
Honestly this reminds me of the style of the music in Hamilton.
yea same
Same
please rap more! you're awesome!
hamilton vibes 👌 this is amazing
IKR I was thinking the same thing
Literally all of his songs are straight fire 🔥 and serious hamilton vibes he sounds like Leslie Odom and Lin
When David becomes famous he gotta remember all of us Og
yup
Yeah bro
@@LostGlitching he was at 10k when that was posted
I know right.
Yep
I always thought you sounded like a Hamilton cast member haha
agreed agreed , one problem. **knocking sounds**
The guy actually telling everything his friends did to not go to jail and the police looking like yeah this is good 😈
This flow reminds me of Lin-Manuel Miranda and _Hamilton._ Soo good! 🤩
Please make music. Make this a full song, this thing is AMAZING
This was awesome! I loved it. ❤
*spongebob*
This is soooo good!!! Song was fire 🔥🔥🔥
Man this shii is fire. You really have skill and your underrated af
This is why David is my favorite EzPz VA!
This is the only guy who deserves to go viral on youtube shorts and tiktok. Most of whats posted is shitty dances, scams and clickbait or just low effort stuff.
absolutely agree
get out of the dark side of tiktok. And enter the light. Release the dark out of yourself and absorb the light that the good side of tiktok offers
@@michaelamusa5649 i'm not a dumb enough bitch to install that app bruh
Damn! How can he rap so nicely? Well how ever hes really good.
he studies eminem
One of the best videos I’ve ever watched why does it have so little views compared to the other shorts? CMON PEOPLE
Oh, he was huge then he got hacked and all his comments and views were gone
So were some of his new videos
WHAT HAPPENED TO UR CHANNEL
Didn't you have 27k the day before yesterday and 67k yesterday... Today you have 80k.... Your channel is growing faster than light.....
Sounds like Hamilton and I love it
Lol it does
This was amazing
This is fire and all but homie is def dead for snitching 💀
If my friends accused ne of the crimes they do i probably wouldnt care about snitching
We need part 2
NOW, its not a ask, its a DEMAND
The flow & rhyme scheme is so sick
This is beautiful
You know this is not a shorts thats why it has low views because most people only watch the whole channel's shorts and not the non shorts video
I’ve rewatched this 10 times THIS IS AMAZING
Lmao sounded like u was runnin outa breathe at the end
Release this on Spotify it will blow up
I bopped to this awesome beat, loved it 💯
This reminded me of the one rapper investigation skit by key and peele where the murdered person was also named Darnell
Ma man turned from gangsta to 69 in 5 seconds
bro how are you doing 500k views each video these raps are good
1:16 bro folded lmaoooo no joke tho this is really good
Love ittt
He was rapping like his rent was do
He switched up real fast 😂😂😂😂
The last bit is FIRE.🔥🔥
😅😂🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾Loved it❣️#OnReplay🎥
Make sure to join the baker bunch
he should go to spotify
It's so good at 2x speed especially the end
Rap battle between you and Hamilton 😂
Hamilton 2: Electric Boogaloo
Hey David can you actually expand on how should people defend themselves from comedian jokes? Commence with verbal assault instead of physical instead or try to cancel you? What are your thoughts as a professional comedian?
Lol
1:17 YOO🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
why is allways my NAME USE JACOB OR JOSH MICHALE ANYTHING BUT RAYMOND
WHERE THE HECK IS LIN MANUEL MIRANDA WHEN YOU NEED HIM? ANYONE SEEN LIN
AND DAVID IN THE SAME ROOM?
"Darnell Jacobs"? The evil War Machine is trying to change his name and start over.
Amazing
🔥 🔥 💯 💯
Supa goood
And than after he finishes saying everything the officer tells him he was just kidding…
nice
Joe
I don't know if it says anything about me, but my birthday is Dec. 8
Plot Twist : His friend’s actually bailed him but the cop didn’t told him that to get the truth out of his mouth .
I didn't know David made a collab with 6ix9ine.
Wait a second no one funded my bail and I have multiple life sentences? That's it this was our plan and this is where to find them
I like your songs,,💕🎊🎉😀😀🥵😆🦋
Like release an album already lol
I noticed your name sounded familiar, and then I realized you read Reddit posts on ez pz
The cop is like buur when he says “that attitude is going to put u under ur jail”
I NEEDED THIS
He could say I invoke the 5th
174th
December the 8th is my birthday
this sounds like a song from Hamilton...is it just me?
1:16 is when that criminal started talkin
My man actually threw them under the bus (and jail)
Wait, it makes no sense when you say I haven't told you the date yet because he could say the day he left to vacation
he explained how to outpizza the hut 1:17
Repeat after me do not talk to cops without a lawyer they are not your friend
I'm watching this on December 8th lmao
this logic is dumb, him saying the date if his holiday isnt incriminating atall
When he said that the other guy was doing a life sentence he went ooooooffffff
Lin Manuel better watch out...
thsi is amazing crazy this doesnt have more views
BRROOOOO December the 8-th is my birthday
Plot twist that was a lie and they actually funded his bail
Nah got really snitched on his homies like that lol
but did he acutally go to jail….. 🧐🧐🧐
Came here from EZPZ not disappointed
Why does *everyone's* name rhyme.
Your name should be David the rapper
December 8th 😭 R. I. P juice #999 #LLJW
I plead the fifth and I want to talk to a lawyer
Alexander Hamilton haha
Lin man well would want you for a musical
Wow this is really good
He had to hold his breath for so long though
Oh yeah this is soooo good it rime's i love it
Hamilton should hire this guy
December 8th is my b-day LOL 0:18
What @JackKiyTheGamerGuy said is facts!!
This is how it be too lol man's got flow