I had a female friend that would play with me and a few friends. She wanted to go there every time we played. She also wanted me to call the strippers to make a house call also.
@@Zenvitic he’s better than that? He’s literally from the hood & is a gangster didn’t you play those missions with Lamar & at the start of the game 😂 he love that shit he love the big booty bitched and all 😂😂
Fun fact: by the strip club take out he guard and shoot the person at the front desk, there is only one exit and put tear gas or a sticky bomb by the entrance slash exit and watch life disappear
@night_rakoon Yes for real so for those who want to unlock everything in the game. They have to go to the club and get a 1000 worth of dances from the ladies there. It doesn't take too long to do either.
No lie, idk why they havent added mansions in gta 5, kinda like franklins house but a lil bigger and in the hills of vinewood, tell me that wouldnt be fire, a mansion update or a record label typa update would go crazy
Bro the strip club is just og
It's how we all experienced it "Hey look, a shoe store!"
I went there yesterday
@@VurThePerson i thought it was a shoe shop😆😆
@@makapaka58 And what did you lleeaarrrrnnnnn
@@makapaka58 And what did you leeaarrrrnnnnnn
Admit it: you feel nervous when you see a oppressor mk2 slowly coming up to you on the map.
Oh especially when I'm doing a job 😂 i shit myself
Little does everyone know I don’t have gta so I haven’t done any of this😈
"Oh please don't kill me with that mk2, not for my sake, but my god you'll regret it"
Swear i be hoppin out my car hella quick so they cant auto lock😂
@randlauze1652 u have a furry pfp we all know ur too soft for Gta lmao
Bro the security guard at the club always dies one shot 💀
And the casino valet
Yep we definitely do just slap him to be just see him 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣😭😭😭🤣
Who hired him?
@@ChillNationOfficial222 I have no clue bro
Going to the GTA strip club while your parents got a divorce in the other room was wild
are you ok? do you need help?
Yes nigga please@@mrgood8392
@@mrgood8392 his parents divorced 💀
are you rizztarded @@mrgood8392
@@mrgood8392 i need some therepy
Only ever went in the strip club in story mode, gotta keep my online stats clean
I had a female friend that would play with me and a few friends. She wanted to go there every time we played. She also wanted me to call the strippers to make a house call also.
Yes sir🎉
Idk why but I can do the 2 firsr one is it only me I did it evrey time I see it and yeah we all bien ther dont lie
Did you do the original 4 heists?
Nah my online nigga got all them bitches numbers from when I was about 12 😂😂
Admit it:
You kill the Valet at the Diamond Casino everytime you enter
Yes
More like who doesn’t
Not every time
with a shotgun as well
No that brother
“You can’t lie.” I’d be lying if I said I did go there.
“NO HORNY!”
I don't know if the counts but I only went there When I was young...
As I thought it's a "Shoe Store"...
I did the same but the problem that I bought the shoe 😢@@omarinhotube9902
@@omarinhotube9902 same
@@omarinhotube9902 I play GTA for like a year now, and I’ve never been there tbh. I don’t understand why I should go there…
@@aiden9765 and gta 5 female n*des gonna make you vomit your dinner
Unicorn is the meet up spot anytime we're on gta 🤣🤣🤣👍🏽
the yellow dividers on great ocean highway one is so true
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Fr
Hitting the yellow things is just like collecting coins.
Edit: ok stop commenting
Like in mario kart😂
It’s like a reward
Sid
There’s just so many perfectly lined up 🤤
@lllunirito nice plankton edit 😂
For some reason i love hitting them
Pov:going to the show shop in gta and you realized that you were wrong about thinking that it's the show shop.......
That turn is everyone’s nightmare being chased🤣🤣🤣
Hitting the yellow things is my most favorite part to do in this game.
I thought it was only me 😭
@@stgnlifestrdead done it every time i logon
then more than once in same session
Yes
Sammeeee💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣
I don't do strip club in online because someone can see our bio 😂
Even if you go in there in story people can still see you
Is that from the terrorbyte scanner or something else?
@@MohammedWentBoom you are correct
@@MohammedWentBoom from your profile
Yeah your status says “Playing a game: GTA V Online: Strip Club”
Everytime you visit the casino, you tip the valet with a bullet
Or the front bumper and a couple tires
😭😭
That security guard always dies with one hit😭
Yeah that’s the uh… the shoe store! Yeah…
I actually thought it, i was 7😢
In 2013😢
We all been here...
TO GO TO THE LAST MISSIONS IN THE GAME YOU FUCKING DIRTY MINDED
That is what i call it when my brother is in the kitchen
@@minecraftman6837you're not 17 when you can't spell youtuber 😂
The first time I walked into the strip club was because I thought it was a shoe shop💀💀💀
Same lmao
Me too
bro when i first played it I thought it was gonna have horses 💀
Same!
Hmm i like ur likes so ima be a bro and not mess it up
My brother : let's go to the shoe store 😊
Me: 💀
And everyone thought the strip club was a shoe store 💀💀
Have you guys done any of these things in GTA 5?😂
All of them💀💀
idk what you’re talking about 😅
Yes all of them 😂😂
Allofthem
All of them。
Bros speaking facts
💯
Bro has a cc2 camaro pfp
Except you can jump that ramp >.>
Everybody has murdered the guy outside of the casino for absolutely no reason
He was yapping, I couldn’t help it.
we learning how to dance with the last one🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣💥💥💥
"Enjoy yourse-" *FUCKING DIES BY A BACKHAND*
unfunny lil bro
@@Dabyboy244 That's your opinion, but okay.
@@Dabyboy244.
I don’t think you know what a backhand is
we watched the video bro thanks
You forgot the casino guy that always gets bullied.
These are way more og references, prefer them :3
That last one I always thought was a shoe shop
Third place is my favourite 😂😂
"Man I love going to the shoe store in GTA 5" 💀
Good
But there is already a clothing store close to this one… …then what is in this one?
@@jesusaguilar3429shoes obviously
"with one hand"💀💀
I got a woman’s number there💀
Bro I walked to the strip club before I even finished the first mission.
Same
Nah fam
you down bad
People who never played GTA: 👁️👄👁️
Bro the hitting the bouncer is so accurate
As a kid closing the door rotating the monitor and going to the shoe store was one of the worst best memories
I need 25 lap dances for the tattoo unlock lmao
I unlocked it without trying to get the tattoo
@@User21352💀
@@Tylerious its how boys become men
You get a tattoo?
@@User21352💀💀💀
Enjoy urself 🖐😭 bro actually violated him
The last one was a I took that personally ahh moment
Bro, hitting the yellow things are so satisfying
Facts 😤
You have to do it.
Everyone has been at the gentleman club whether you like it or not, after the jewel store heist franklin spawns there
I haven’t played story mode a lot so the only time I’ve been in there was after and online mission
Exactly? I hate how they force that onto you.. like Franklin, you're better than that.
@@Zenvitic If Franklin spawns outside leaving it i would be fine but i can't be staring straight into them
@@Zenvitic he’s better than that? He’s literally from the hood & is a gangster didn’t you play those missions with Lamar & at the start of the game 😂 he love that shit he love the big booty bitched and all 😂😂
bro Strip club is where i go to meditate 😂
I deadass checked my stats and got zero strip acts abd s*x acts.....im a saint
Me thinking I’ve seen the worlds most relatable videos……:
This video:
Fun fact: by the strip club take out he guard and shoot the person at the front desk, there is only one exit and put tear gas or a sticky bomb by the entrance slash exit and watch life disappear
Ok hitler
@@68able2 it’s funny to watch them all die
@@oJassu Plus if your parents are watching you won't get in trouble because some missions start there
@@JESSEWEMUSTCOOK my parents could not give two shits about what i do online, my parents know theres strippers and all sorts
@@oJassu but if you have strict parents that's what you can do
The GTA shoe shop started puberty for me lmao
💀💀💀💀💀💀
That hit at the end looked personal
💀💀🤣🤣
Bro let me have a dance LOL LMFAO 😂😂
If you spend 1000 credits on the dancers, you get a tattoo unlocked for your character's leg.
Fr?
@night_rakoon Yes for real so for those who want to unlock everything in the game. They have to go to the club and get a 1000 worth of dances from the ladies there. It doesn't take too long to do either.
bro how u know??????????????
@jackmccafferty8426 cause I have the tattoo on the leg of my character lol
How much is 100 credits? 😂
I've been to the gta shoe shop once when I was 10, then never came back because I was afraid that my parents will catch me
Rookie age
I'm 18 now but I still avoid it for that reason.
I’ve been there and my parents caught me but good thing it was my dad
@@unclemike1155 lol but earlier than that I've been to the shoe shop in gta 4
what is wrong with the shoe shop?
That turn is cursed bro 😂
Valet:Enjoy your ti-
Me: I will
We’ve all thought that the strip club was a shoe store when we load up the game for the very first time.
Toilet
Toilet gang
@@ZTHRocks your not a toilet
@@yourdudetrey1937 ik
You hitting the car was my fault. I put it there when I was eight I didn’t know.
Hahaha you got the whole chat laughing 😑
@@LLJW9.9.9 🤓
You are not funny stupid fucking child
cap 🧢
@@kdbzidbapNnot cap
Everything except for the yellow cones is too true 😭
1000000 % true and that guard is always beaten by me 😂😂😂😂😂
"You completely ate shit" had me rolling
And that sound 😅😂
@@bobbyjenkins7946 ikr
Now i know that in GTA Online no one hasn't gone to the Diamond Casino without ever once killing the Valet guy
Lol so true
That bouncer got slapped by absolutely everyone, poor guy tho
i went to the “shoe store” and i accidentally went to the private show thinking that they were gonna lead me to the back area where trevor can be 💀
Okay now hitting the yellow things is so relatable we all gotta admit we have done that
Bro the second one is way too relatable
For every pylon you hit, you gain the power of that pylon.😊
The first two I have never done
"c'mon we've all been here" got me ROLLING
Dawg that shit aint even funny
I mean the jewellery store heist forces you there, so uhh... True?
@@FrPizzafr
My friend tricked me into pressing E on my keyboard at the shoe club.
What did u and ur friend do/react after that?
@@Miro.A.Mursu- It was very funny and i tear gassed him and killed everyone at the shoe club🤣.
Bro the bonus is so real for me💀
That slap was personal 💀💀
Ive been there like 1000 bc of my friend😂😂
Idk wha i was doing years ago but I apparently have 136 💀
Bro speaking facts especially the bonus one
but you can jump the ramp in the first one though
Nah bro read me like a damn book or somethin 💀
Everyone thought the Strip club was a Shoe Store don't be lying
Will there ever be a DLC for the strip club? That'd be interesting
ong 😂😭
Customized woman 😭
No lie, idk why they havent added mansions in gta 5, kinda like franklins house but a lil bigger and in the hills of vinewood, tell me that wouldnt be fire, a mansion update or a record label typa update would go crazy
''interesting''💀💀
Well there aren mods
Just admit everybody gets a hart attack if an oppressor is near you on the mini map and you hear the sound
That terminator cobra still my favorite car they put in the game
All of these apply to me lol, especially the strip club
What do you mean it’s a shoe store?
@@user-ti3cb2qt7fikr idk what bro taking abt
Hitting that jump isn’t even hard at all. I think most people are just shit at driving
I’ve been there about 30 times
Locking my friends in the 'shoe shop' was so nostalgic for me
i love the sound of the yellow dividers getting hit
Yea I regularly go there to get some new kicks yknow
Ah yes the best shoe store
I Go there to get my shoe cleaned
We probably all thought that was a shoe store 💀
I wish it was
Me seeing it 🧍♂️🏃♂️not a shoe store but still staying mean while me what’s a dance
Ive been at the last one in gta 5, gta 4, gta sa and gta vice city
Last one is so true. Cant wait to do it in GTA 6. Wonder if Lucia can have a lap dance 🤔
the 2nd one is so relatable
I actually take that corner properly because I'm not an idiot and know what path to take and how to use my brakes 😂
Your boring 😂
Everyone thought the last one was a shoe store when they were Young 😂
On the bit where you turn yesterday I flew over it and and flipped back over
I wish I was recording 😂😂
Guilty asf 😂😂😂
bro explained my 800 hours in 60 sec
Ohh the Shoe shop 💀
The airport car ramp and the yellow beams outside the military base is addictive to do every time
Ive never been there only in story mode when I was forced because of a mission I have never went there willingly tho
Press X to doubt
@@yungnate188 bro ur a weirdo if you like seeing npcs dance on poles 💀
@@lolsoina Bro you like you seeing a fictional story play out on a game.
@@ryukomatoi7277 those are different things
ive never jumped into the mil base but im guilty of everything else and i have to say i enjoyed every second of it
"I know that you can't even play Gta 5"
Bruh really did enjoy him self
And we’ve all punched that security guard like at the end
ongg
I shot him
When I was a kid I thought it was normal to get in the “shoe store” and my lol caught me skin sex 💀
The slap was personal experience 💀💀💀
Big bro speaking for all of us
Except I DON'T hit that car on the ramp! Its easy to miss it.
I swear it was a dream or maybe real, BUT I SWEAR I WAS DOING THAT RAMP IN 2017 AND I GOT A “RED BUGGY” STUCK RIGHT THERE!
hahaha
Me no go to unicorn
Everybody fights the security at the srip club 😂
Bro literally made a video of my golden memories in GTA Online
Women - Why are men so complicated
Men -