We Need Brain: Songify the G.O.P. Debate!

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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    LYRICS
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    Why should you be the next commander in chief
    We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief
    We need someone that understands the world today
    In this country, we need brain
    Obama's finally tryna make a deal with Iran
    Is it gonna stop em from getting the nuclear bomb
    You terminate the deal on day one
    Its failed foreign policy of the obama clinton doctrine
    Oh, what's the greatest threat to our nation today?
    Is it ISIS, Al-Quaeda, or the gluten-free craze?
    ISIS rides around in US humvees
    We shouldn’t fund our enemies
    We know you love guns, we heard you loud and clear
    Now prove you love em more than everybody else here
    Look i don’t want my guns
    Registered in washington
    Why should you be the next commander in chief?
    I’m the only one to separate siamese twins
    We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief
    I will make our country great again
    Could you kindly present some relevant evidence
    We can grow, we can do this
    Why you should be the next White House resident
    Our leaders are stupid
    You could be the president!
    I’m gonna run hard, i’m gonna run with heart
    you could be the president!
    If i’m our nomineee, how would hillary lecture me?
    You could be the president!
    If you get in the oval office chair
    Are you gonna roll back the changes to health care?
    What i’d like to see is a private system
    The insurance companies control politicians
    How you gonna make the economy stronger?
    If you don't got ideas I'll throw a benefit concert
    We need to even out the tax code
    The economy is different than the one we had 5 years ago
    Now that marriage for gays is no longer banned
    How excited are you to go marry man?
    I just went to a wedding of a friend who’s gay
    We need to give everybody a chance
    Should we put body cameras on all the cops?
    So no one gets shot at a traffic stop?
    I been to baltimore i been to ferguson
    I’m a different kind of republican
    Why should you be the next commander in chief?
    I’m a guy with a wife 2 kids and a harley
    We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief
    What i say is what i say if you don’t like it i’m sorry
    Could you kindly present some relevant evidence
    We can grow, we can do this
    Why you should be the next White House resident
    Our leaders are stupid
    You could be the president!
    I’m gonna run hard, i’m gonna run with heart
    You could be the president!
    If i’m our nomineee, how would hillary lecture me?
    You could be the president!
    God gives me unconditional love
    You gave obama a big hug
    On the side of the stage its hard to even debate
    But its okay i’m just tryna sell some books today
    And mix tapes on my indiegogo and myspace
    Its not great but its better than drake’s and these fakes
    Why should you be the next commander in chief?
    I’m the only one to separate siamese twins
    We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief
    I will make our country great again
    Could you kindly present some relevant evidence
    We can grow, we can do this
    Why you should be the next White House resident
    Our leaders are stupid
    You could be the president!
    I’m gonna run hard, i’m gonna run with heart
    You could be the president!
    If i’m our nomineee, how would hillary lecture me?
    You could be the president!

Комментарии • 4,5 тыс.

  • @attractiveguy142
    @attractiveguy142 9 лет назад +915

    This is soo good. You guys made this in like 12 hours. Holy shit. The talent is realll.

    • @laurennnl9678
      @laurennnl9678 9 лет назад +21

      Ikr! They are amazing

    • @ChadWork1
      @ChadWork1 9 лет назад +5

      Muriuki Yes a totally shitty color grade. They didn't have to do anything, yet all the candidates skin is red. Lame quality control schmo...

    • @SilverShux
      @SilverShux 9 лет назад +32

      Chad Johnson Move along, it's not an editing issue.

    • @attractiveguy142
      @attractiveguy142 9 лет назад +26

      Chad Johnson They change the color of their skin to avoid copyright issues. They wouldn't have been able to upload this without getting sued by fox.

    • @ChadWork1
      @ChadWork1 9 лет назад +2

      SilverS You're right, it's a color grading issue.

  • @OLOGYNY
    @OLOGYNY 7 лет назад +489

    '"Could you kindly present some relevant evidence."
    Jeb Bush: Says the broadest sentence ever.

    • @Gaming_Network
      @Gaming_Network 4 года назад +13

      Too be fair that was Trump’s whole campaign, “Make America Great Again” is so broad

    • @Pardonmyinsolence
      @Pardonmyinsolence 3 года назад +2

      @@KingBipo his campaign is in short a few slogans his hour long rallies are just irrelevant to his message after 30 min

    • @BaronSengir1008
      @BaronSengir1008 3 года назад +3

      "Could you kindly present some relevant evidence"
      4 years later and once again he has yet to show relevant evidence...

  • @panic--panic--
    @panic--panic-- 5 лет назад +184

    Four years later this is still my favorite piece you've ever done. So much to love about it. Hook is absolutely addicting.

    • @gavinharrison1976
      @gavinharrison1976 3 года назад +6

      Five years later and still stands as the best

    • @C_Train74
      @C_Train74 2 года назад +5

      Six years later, and I’m still coming back for this boopin beat.

    • @Kakash-iii1
      @Kakash-iii1 Год назад

      Still the best

    • @Shrooblord
      @Shrooblord 11 месяцев назад +1

      Addicting is exactly the right word! I can't get enough x)

    • @aurathecat1237
      @aurathecat1237 3 месяца назад

      still the best in 2024

  • @OLOGYNY
    @OLOGYNY 7 лет назад +596

    "I'm a guy with a wife, two kids and a Harley."
    DONE! ELECTED! HE'S THE ONE!

    • @burgerbandit3646
      @burgerbandit3646 5 лет назад +19

      That's how they put you in their pocket, by making themselves appear they're just like you.

    • @OLOGYNY
      @OLOGYNY 4 года назад +8

      Sav Kvd
      It was a joke....

    • @OLOGYNY
      @OLOGYNY 4 года назад +10

      The last Prussian
      Wow, so funny haha. Saying Liberals don’t have brains..SUPER original 😒

    • @OLOGYNY
      @OLOGYNY 4 года назад +7

      The last Prussian
      I really didn’t but okay. I don’t acknowledge ignorant trolls

    • @degenerate3288
      @degenerate3288 4 года назад +6

      @The last Prussian
      We're winning in terms of the most Coronavirus cases I'll give you that

  • @ammonphipps9333
    @ammonphipps9333 8 лет назад +275

    what I got from this is is, we need brains, our leaders are stupid, we need someone who under stands the world today, and not very many people cal separate siemses twins

    • @ammonphipps9333
      @ammonphipps9333 8 лет назад +1

      can*

    • @3Faidonas3
      @3Faidonas3 8 лет назад +19

      +Ammon Phipps there's a thing called "Edit" on the top right dots of your comment :)

    • @luciacriscuolo9379
      @luciacriscuolo9379 7 лет назад +5

      More stupid was the people who voted trump.Think about it. Millions of stupids voting a single stupid idiot.

    • @CommunistRaccoonDog
      @CommunistRaccoonDog 7 лет назад +8

      lula neruth Voting for an idiot was better than voting for an individual both the left and right regard as a crinimal and an incompetant secretary of state. The Bengahazi incident, her dealings with Saudi Arabia and Russia and her possible link to a cult were too much for people to handle. I personally voted for Rand but I can see why people chose an idiot over a crinimal.

    • @wocxdid8068
      @wocxdid8068 6 лет назад +2

      He doesn't seem that bad nowaday at all. Hah! What do you have to say to that?

  • @PrinceJr-oj7sq
    @PrinceJr-oj7sq 5 лет назад +68

    "...kindly provide some relevant evidence?"
    "We can grow, we can do this."
    *-_- yup. Sounds pretty relevant.*

  • @imstupid880
    @imstupid880 9 лет назад +155

    Jimmy Kimmel totally called this.

  • @matthewdunham4
    @matthewdunham4 2 года назад +4

    I just realized why the colors look so weird, because their is no blue XD this is such a good easter egg

  • @hectorapp7073
    @hectorapp7073 3 года назад +4

    After 4 years ... I did not hear any brains !

    • @funveeable
      @funveeable 3 года назад +2

      I know right. I am still wondering why Biden hasn't given me Truinshavinavadepressure as my human right yet?

  • @Shrooblord
    @Shrooblord 8 лет назад +1

    I love it! And hey, different chord scheme than usual. I find these debate songs to be among my favourites of all songs you made. Keep 'em coming!

  • @justachannel9379
    @justachannel9379 9 лет назад +24

    Ben Carson doesn't need to be in politics. He needs to stay in medicine and do something that will really help his fellow Republicans: pioneer proctological neurosurgery. He could be the founder of the American College of Proctological Neurosurgeons. That's Nobel Prize stuff.

    • @TornaitSuperBird
      @TornaitSuperBird 9 лет назад +27

      Maybe he could help Trump with his problem concerning brains.

    • @justachannel9379
      @justachannel9379 9 лет назад

      Tornait As worked up as Don gets over everything, it's likely his blood pressure will hit a hemorrhoid busting level and he'll need some emergency proctological neurosurgery soon.

    • @proatheism2210
      @proatheism2210 9 лет назад

      Yeah he sucks as a pres. BERNIE SANDSTORM 2016

    • @proatheism2210
      @proatheism2210 9 лет назад

      ***** he's a neurosurgeon. He also believes in creationism and HES A CONSERVATIVE.

    • @supermario606
      @supermario606 9 лет назад +3

      He's not a politician. That would help bring a breathe of fresh air to America. He's wise, he knows what's going on with our country, and he speaks out against PC. He's definitely getting my vote.

  • @nsgamingallen1308
    @nsgamingallen1308 8 лет назад

    This is so catchy.. I must.. hit.. replay..

  • @titogeronimo2988
    @titogeronimo2988 8 лет назад +188

    Woah. A video that involves Trump as a candidate and contains nothing bias and insulting towards him? Wow! That's actually original and entertaining for both the left and right wing. I can't believe there's nothing in this video that's bias to either side. Finally! It took ages, but I finally found an entertaining and politically equal video on social media! I'm not being sarcastic. This is really amazing. Too many channels are bias to one side. This...this is true genius.

    • @titogeronimo2988
      @titogeronimo2988 8 лет назад +4

      Btw Ben Carson was no doubt the best singer BY FAR.

    • @titogeronimo2988
      @titogeronimo2988 8 лет назад

      +Mr.Tito Pyne
      You can hear him sing at 2:50

    • @titogeronimo2988
      @titogeronimo2988 8 лет назад

      +Mr.Tito Pyne
      And 0:55

    • @shanej8326
      @shanej8326 8 лет назад +2

      +Mr.Tito Pyne Rand was the best in my opinion

    • @NinaNooneknows
      @NinaNooneknows 8 лет назад +36

      Maybe if Trump said more things that make sense, creating videos like that would be easier. :)

  • @kwijung
    @kwijung 8 лет назад +4

    I'm a bit annoyed about the "will this keep Iran from getting the nuclear bomb" part. Iran has never attempted to get a nuclear bomb and is not attempting to do so. Casually spreading lies designed to confuse and misinform people and create fear and hatred where there should be none.
    Pakistan meanwhile has hundreds of nukes and are hostile with their neighbors and unstable internally. But yeah let's point to peaceful Iran as the bad guys.

  • @JazzyJ96771
    @JazzyJ96771 9 лет назад

    This is so catchy! I love it.

  • @ayushpanthri4472
    @ayushpanthri4472 6 лет назад

    Hardest time was passed listening to this song, i thank you from the bottom of my heart for it..

  • @htxgoth1393
    @htxgoth1393 4 года назад +1

    this is fire

  • @mickyb1991
    @mickyb1991 9 лет назад

    PUT THIS ON ITUNES!

  • @asagoldfish
    @asagoldfish 8 лет назад

    If all the debeats were like this I would actually watch them

  • @RandomGuy-qn5ys
    @RandomGuy-qn5ys 9 лет назад

    It's weird that Scott Walker appears right after he says "whoever sings worse will be banished".

  • @techmaster4589
    @techmaster4589 8 лет назад

    he said we shouldn't fund our humvees not enemies.

  • @TheDiamondSwordsmen
    @TheDiamondSwordsmen 9 лет назад

    I've got my vote! And now my head hurts.

  • @SoraRitsuka02
    @SoraRitsuka02 8 лет назад +1

    i dance to all these

  • @LittleMikeStarCraft
    @LittleMikeStarCraft 4 года назад +1

    I am starting to think Trump only won because his voice goes best with Schmoyoho tunes. Haha.

  • @Robot404_
    @Robot404_ 9 лет назад

    Are you working on the next video? It's been 2 months. I understand it takes a lot of work to make 1 video.

  • @7days7slays
    @7days7slays 9 лет назад

    Cool song

  • @cseanr2024
    @cseanr2024 9 лет назад +6

    This is so funny! Love it. People are stupid if they think Republicans are there to help everyone and not just the rich.

    • @PeterG00000
      @PeterG00000 9 лет назад

      Michael Whidden nah he's right.

    • @ervlin1552
      @ervlin1552 9 лет назад +1

      You cannot make things free like healthcare and college. Because you will have people who will no longer work hard because they figure that the government is paying for their important things so why work for my grades, I'm getting into college free anyway? That is why sanders would make a terrible president, a socialist would destroy this country.

    • @PeterG00000
      @PeterG00000 9 лет назад +2

      Ervlin
      helping isn't the same as giving everything out for free. Those who succeed hardly need help, social progressives just want a better safety net for those struggling so they can try again, and again if necessary. One doesn't just hand out free lunches, we incentivize beneficial behavior. Hatred of "socialism" is based on ignorance. Many US policies are already socialist.

    • @omaewa5502
      @omaewa5502 9 лет назад +1

      Christopher Rayburn PREACH THE TRUTH MY GOOD SIR!

    • @cseanr2024
      @cseanr2024 9 лет назад

      Just telling it like it is !!!

  • @marshasmith8810
    @marshasmith8810 8 лет назад

    good job

  • @alexmichael7230
    @alexmichael7230 5 лет назад +1

    My mom said study when I was playing GTA i showed her this video and see in studying

  • @_myst_4267
    @_myst_4267 4 года назад +4

    0:49 Peak Soy

  • @TheMepwep
    @TheMepwep 9 лет назад

    Does Marcio Rubio sound like A Kennedy to anyone else? He has the voice of a president, and there are a lot of study's that say most people vote on appearance and voice. Opinions?

  • @AmasterAmaster
    @AmasterAmaster 9 лет назад

    If debates were like this, I would be more into politics, lol. Good song, I like it.

  • @oh_its_just_eli3598
    @oh_its_just_eli3598 9 лет назад

    songify what are THOSE!!!!!!

  • @rngmir6587
    @rngmir6587 8 лет назад +1

    I'm still watching this in 2016, and I even see my old Comment XD

  • @MrNotSpecified01
    @MrNotSpecified01 8 лет назад

    Holy shit a year ago

  • @RafaelSouza-gz1cy
    @RafaelSouza-gz1cy 7 лет назад

    mix tape

  • @olek5916
    @olek5916 9 лет назад +4

    I'm sick of all the ignorants who didn't watch the debate, and are saying, "Republicans are evil, idiots, morons, etc." They are not all homophobic war hawks. Listen, do research for your vote. Don't let the media stir your descision. I'm too young and won't be able to vote, but when I will, I will make sure my vote is earned. My opinion, the future is in the hands of young educated voters!

  • @GodsCommunity
    @GodsCommunity 6 лет назад +1

    Cheers! 🔛

  • @jgsterson
    @jgsterson 9 лет назад +8

    These Bernie Sanders bandwagon members are getting really annoying.

    • @sorcero12
      @sorcero12 9 лет назад +4

      jgsterson That dude is nuts. He wants to make the minimum wage $15. Then $20. Hey how about $30?

    • @Songovstorms15
      @Songovstorms15 9 лет назад +3

      Jake Ryan Seriously!?! Has he ever heard of inflation?

    • @sorcero12
      @sorcero12 9 лет назад +2

      Apparently not. Looks like the value of college degrees will be thrown out the window too. But it's all good if high school dropouts make the same wages as the rest of us

    • @cristian-si1gb
      @cristian-si1gb 9 лет назад

      #Bernie2016 #FeelTheBern

  • @TotalGGuru
    @TotalGGuru 8 лет назад +1

    Holy shit, what have we gotten into with hillary and trump? would pick anyone on that stage except lyin ted, boring ben, low energy bush, and rubio. Paul would be my president given choice between trump, hillary, and paul.

  • @polarys79
    @polarys79 8 лет назад

    that remark about siamese twins might just qualify Ben Carson to deal with Puerto Rico and its colonial status LOL

  • @AE-hi7fi
    @AE-hi7fi 9 лет назад +4

    If trump becomes president, I will move to Canada...

    • @kylecunningham1325
      @kylecunningham1325 9 лет назад +2

      Better than Obama and Hillary tho...

    • @AE-hi7fi
      @AE-hi7fi 9 лет назад +3

      Kyle Cunningham You really think so?

    • @iamsofakingwetodedd5084
      @iamsofakingwetodedd5084 9 лет назад

      Ethan Colbert Yes we need Trump more than we know currently at this period of time. Hate him or Love him we need a president that can't be bought or used by special groups.

    • @jankyorange878
      @jankyorange878 9 лет назад +2

      IamSofaKing WeTodEdd So bernie?

    • @jankyorange878
      @jankyorange878 9 лет назад

      Bender Alley Amen dude. Bernie is the best shot we have.

  • @subforbadluck9450
    @subforbadluck9450 9 лет назад

    when's the next video?

  • @DoktorVinter2011
    @DoktorVinter2011 3 года назад +3

    I'm just so baffled over how trump could win the nomination AND the seat over all of these more qualified people. They're better speakers, they're more intelligent AND they have more experience. Plus: some of them have better values, even if they're not 100% there....

  • @schmoyoho
    @schmoyoho  9 лет назад +714

    REMEMBER: you can cast your vote for president and for biggest loser by bashing your head against a nearby object.
    Happy election season, earthlings. HAVE A GREAT DAY AND A GREAT LIFE

    • @levicoffman5146
      @levicoffman5146 9 лет назад +10

      schmoyoho Don't tell me what to do, please.

    • @midwestconcertvideo
      @midwestconcertvideo 9 лет назад +20

      schmoyoho Hey kids, the blue input on your video capture device is messed up. You're only getting red and green - well, to be precise, Y and R-Y. The B-Y is messed up. Swap the cables around and see.
      Seriously, you folks are getting millions of hits. That must mean you're getting, what *dozens* of dollars from RUclips. Buy some replacement cables!

    • @madhattercrybaby413
      @madhattercrybaby413 9 лет назад +2

      schmoyoho awesome!

    • @RayHLv
      @RayHLv 9 лет назад +3

      schmoyoho j l6vu85dd58se5g 696 5sdv8 ns B4SAFAa cew 7trump 79fbb l9f hflo6

    • @devong1838
      @devong1838 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Bruh, not only is this on RUclips but it's from Fox. They need to do everything they can to prevent being sued. Don't just assume they're millionaires who are too fucking lazy to do things right.

  • @zeepsterd
    @zeepsterd 2 месяца назад +21

    Simpler times.

    • @superninja3338
      @superninja3338 2 месяца назад

      truly. much much simpler times. Pre covid was brighter frfr

  • @halfchildproductions2970
    @halfchildproductions2970 8 лет назад +671

    Parents asked if I was interested in politics, I showed them this video.

    • @jamweslay5298
      @jamweslay5298 5 лет назад +4

      how did they react?

    • @jamweslay5298
      @jamweslay5298 5 лет назад +18

      @CJ Gaming I see he hasn't respond to you. Maybe he was kicked from RUclips for 10 years.

    • @_cloudiiskxy_158
      @_cloudiiskxy_158 5 лет назад +12

      Jam Wes Lay Just 7 more years to go and we will finally find out

    • @TerrariaGolem
      @TerrariaGolem 4 года назад

      @@_cloudiiskxy_158 y e s

    • @potatoes8169
      @potatoes8169 4 года назад +2

      huh no response yet

  • @galaxy8547
    @galaxy8547 8 лет назад +408

    RIP Jeb Kush
    360bc-420ad
    he couldnt stump the trump
    ;_;

    • @ChristianDetwiler
      @ChristianDetwiler 8 лет назад +3

      Haha

    • @josiahvil
      @josiahvil 8 лет назад

      RIP Marco Rubio
      Also couldn't "Stump the Trump"

    • @thewrathematician1911
      @thewrathematician1911 8 лет назад +24

      I didn't know he was 780 years old... No wonder he had trouble connecting with young voters.

    • @agnesgrnn3497
      @agnesgrnn3497 8 лет назад

      +I Root For The Bad Guys HAHAHAHAHHA

    • @titogeronimo2988
      @titogeronimo2988 8 лет назад +2

      I remember Trump making him so angry he was getting red on tv and Trump was just laughing XD. Poor Bush.

  • @millsykooksy4863
    @millsykooksy4863 8 лет назад +245

    "I'm the only one to separate siamese twins." - hilarious

    • @seven_six_two_nato
      @seven_six_two_nato 4 года назад +23

      He's telling the truth, he's a really cool guy.

    • @seven_six_two_nato
      @seven_six_two_nato 4 года назад +4

      @@Ryanbros Oh same

    • @ronalddg9369
      @ronalddg9369 3 года назад +1

      Jeb Bush is not amused

    • @VampageRampage
      @VampageRampage Месяц назад +1

      @@seven_six_two_natoIt’s just funny because he’s medically advanced enough to perform an incredibly rare surgery like that-and yet he still called them Siamese when they’re just ‘conjoined’ twins at that point🤣How do you know how to perform the surgery and you still don’t know the terms?!😂

  • @gadbel685
    @gadbel685 9 лет назад +585

    So... Junkie Einstein is a republican???

    • @schmoyoho
      @schmoyoho  9 лет назад +182

      +Palpy of course, he's a hardcore libertarian (for now)

    • @schmoyoho
      @schmoyoho  9 лет назад +217

      +Palpy see "legalize everything" for his manifesto

    • @_cloudiiskxy_158
      @_cloudiiskxy_158 8 лет назад

      +schmoyoho haha that's what up :) .

    • @AvRand6
      @AvRand6 8 лет назад +7

      +Palpy He WAS in the 2012 Republican Debate

    • @CarlosCastro-gt3ir
      @CarlosCastro-gt3ir 8 лет назад

      You Dumb ......NOOOOO

  • @RoomieOfficial
    @RoomieOfficial 9 лет назад +373

    Great job guys - catchy!

    • @schmoyoho
      @schmoyoho  9 лет назад +67

      RoomieOfficial a billion thanks - it was a team effort, really. a team effort between our squad, the arena crew, donald trump, jeb bush, marco rubio, caleb grittlestache, nathaniel farbenhour, and the other 23 candidates

    • @ginoprestifilippo2340
      @ginoprestifilippo2340 9 лет назад +11

      RoomieOfficial you and schmoyoho should collab

    • @utherix0
      @utherix0 9 лет назад +2

      Could you present some evidence for that?

    • @93DavidJ
      @93DavidJ 9 лет назад +3

      ...."We need brain"

    • @felinoel
      @felinoel 9 лет назад

      Utherix
      No.

  • @schmoyoho
    @schmoyoho  8 лет назад +528

    THANKS FOR 2 BILLION VIEWS!!! hard to believe that 1 year ago, there were 10 of these dudes on stage. now we know who the best singer was

    • @GDGavinDominoes
      @GDGavinDominoes 8 лет назад +3

      Ayy first reply :D

    • @alexmiller8487
      @alexmiller8487 8 лет назад +53

      *million

    • @TotalGGuru
      @TotalGGuru 8 лет назад +38

      You suck at numbers... You are very talented with the editing and songs.

    • @brainkaa
      @brainkaa 8 лет назад

      yeea, brothers..:D

    • @Ethorbit
      @Ethorbit 8 лет назад +5

      You mean 2 million? You *CAN* count right?

  • @morganmmontz
    @morganmmontz 8 лет назад +86

    This song is fucking amazing.

  • @SchAlternate
    @SchAlternate 8 лет назад +1400

    If all debates were like these, I'd actually watch them.

  • @CuriousTinkering
    @CuriousTinkering 9 лет назад +276

    So catchy and so good. I can't imagine how the US would be if Trump becomes President.

    • @urajeenus
      @urajeenus 9 лет назад +34

      It would be run like a business. Which is essentially what is needed. However, trump will drop out of the running eventually.

    • @remyllebeau77
      @remyllebeau77 9 лет назад +50

      Adam Bose A business that can print its own money, or rather, that is controlled by a organized criminal cabal of banks (federal reserve) that charges us to print our own fiat money.

    • @beerhoven
      @beerhoven 9 лет назад +3

      Remy Lebeau That describes the present situation. The corruption is so pervasive no president alone could change it.

    • @KiryuSteel
      @KiryuSteel 9 лет назад +12

      Curious Tinkering He'll cause WW3 and turn the U.S. into ruins.

    • @KaijaSchmauss
      @KaijaSchmauss 9 лет назад +7

      Curious Tinkering We'll be more broke than Greece and major corporations will control the government. I, personally, will be watching from Canada because I'm sure as hell not sticking around for that mess.

  • @WasianShortFilms
    @WasianShortFilms 9 лет назад +299

    Every time Donald Trump spoke last night I either face palmed or laughed out loud.

    • @urajeenus
      @urajeenus 9 лет назад +37

      He does make points that others are afraid to say though.

    • @elb0w
      @elb0w 9 лет назад +8

      Adam Bose but if he wins it will be truly baffling. Even more of a "really?!?" Than W.

    • @AtomicArtumas
      @AtomicArtumas 9 лет назад +5

      Adam Bose ...which is pretty much exactly why he shouldn't be president. I can see him saying stuff like that in actual diplomatic meetings and just making everyone go: who the hell are we talking to? If it weren't for the current global political situation, he might actually be good for the economy, but politically speaking, most of the republicans would probably end up making things worse, trump... even more so.

    • @stupidcow9733
      @stupidcow9733 9 лет назад +9

      ***** You must be fucked in the head. Donald Trump made $200 million into $9 billion. All of what he said was completely true. You're probably just a fucking hipster trying to protect illegal immigrants and supporting Obama because he was the first (half) black president.

    • @Nitrometutorials
      @Nitrometutorials 9 лет назад

      ***** Naw, I would totally vote Carson over Trump even though Carson is black. I think race will have less to do with it this time around.

  • @ekaiLo
    @ekaiLo 8 лет назад +77

    schmoyoho's got some of the best melodies of all time. Of all time!

  • @chayob8914
    @chayob8914 8 лет назад +365

    We can grow.
    We can do this.

  • @Bowserslave
    @Bowserslave 8 лет назад +128

    Well I guess Chris Christie is banished cause he didn't have one line

    • @vegeta40049
      @vegeta40049 7 лет назад +10

      Bowserslave Neither did Cruz

    • @Bowserslave
      @Bowserslave 7 лет назад +7

      Vegeta40049 RIP both of them

    • @vegeta40049
      @vegeta40049 7 лет назад +11

      Bowserslave All because they were too shy to show their unwanted Talent.

  • @JackDuripper
    @JackDuripper 9 лет назад +94

    If somehow Ben Carson gets nominated, my faith in humanity will be 99% restored

    • @ArvMC
      @ArvMC 9 лет назад +50

      And mine 99% lower than it already is

    • @brettswallow1303
      @brettswallow1303 9 лет назад +4

      As will mine. I think Carson would be a great president.

    • @JackDuripper
      @JackDuripper 9 лет назад +9

      ArvidiusMC Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, Jeb Bush, Joe Biden, Ben Carson. He's an easy choice out of those

    • @ArvMC
      @ArvMC 9 лет назад +15

      Jack Duripper
      #1 Bernie Sanders
      #2 Donald Trump
      #3 Joe Biden
      ...
      #47,827 Reptillary/Shillary/Killary Clinton

    • @brettswallow1303
      @brettswallow1303 9 лет назад +9

      +ArvidiusMC nah. Bernie is a socialist and the economy will only get worse. Ben is the way to go. Him and Trump may be the best

  • @KawaiiStars
    @KawaiiStars 8 лет назад +566

    You gave Obama a big hug

  • @olliegrindlay683
    @olliegrindlay683 7 лет назад +118

    At least Obama got a great big hug

  • @auzeos4400
    @auzeos4400 9 лет назад +163

    Bernie Sanders 2016! #feelthebern

    • @daniel55645
      @daniel55645 9 лет назад +5

      Auzeus another democrat in office?? you must be high

    • @auzeos4400
      @auzeos4400 9 лет назад +40

      Another republican like bush in office?? You must be drunk.

    • @ISAYWORDS1
      @ISAYWORDS1 9 лет назад +4

      Auzeus another pseudo-monarchical demigog who wants to keep people enslaved? you both must be statists. ;)

    • @HellsingOVA25
      @HellsingOVA25 9 лет назад +16

      ***** Honestly, if you look at Sander's record, despite his self-advertising as a socialist, he's got very strong capitalist notions towards business, curbed by realism. He's winning the people's vote, he's not backed by millionaires, and he's consistently displayed actual care for the people in whatever way he believed best. I'd look up even some of his more recent remarks about the TPP, quite interesting.

    • @ISAYWORDS1
      @ISAYWORDS1 9 лет назад

      HellsingOVA25​ I dont disagree with his credentials. His personal opinions on buissness are not relevant, the position of power he is trying to obtain is inherently corupt and immoral, his good intentions will only take him so far in a violent institution like the government. I think just as we saw with Obama, his actions will ultimately do much more harm than good. 

  • @767scarecrow
    @767scarecrow 8 лет назад +249

    I love Jeb Bush's 'We can grow, we can do this" line. In this context it sounds fucking inspirational.

    • @767scarecrow
      @767scarecrow 8 лет назад +28

      +767scarecrow WHY JEB? YOU SAID YOU WOULD RUN HARD! YOU SAID YOU WOULD RUN WITH HEART!

    • @N8Harris99
      @N8Harris99 8 лет назад +10

      +767scarecrow I thought the same thing, dropping out isn't running hard or with heart.

    • @OatmealTheCrazy
      @OatmealTheCrazy 8 лет назад +13

      +Nate Harris I mean, when you mom says on your campaign that you're "one of [her] favorite sons," your campaign's basically dead.

    • @megasonicgeo
      @megasonicgeo 8 лет назад +5

      +Oatmeal "He's definitely in my top 10 sons list."

    • @megasonicgeo
      @megasonicgeo 8 лет назад +3

      +767scarecrow Also please clap.

  • @extratrash1301
    @extratrash1301 7 лет назад +226

    "We need brain."

  • @DividedKingdom
    @DividedKingdom 8 лет назад +103

    If Rand Paul is republican I'm a republican

  • @EntinludeX
    @EntinludeX 8 лет назад +78

    Seriously been listening to this on repeat all weekend.

  • @Adahop
    @Adahop 9 лет назад +41

    Was the almost complete lack of the blue channel in this video a subtle joke?

    • @schmoyoho
      @schmoyoho  9 лет назад +19

      Adahop 2:15 BLUE GUITAR

    • @j-mlion3424
      @j-mlion3424 9 лет назад +1

      schmoyoho Yeah, what was up with all of that green?

    • @Adahop
      @Adahop 9 лет назад +1

      schmoyoho Uh huh. But the stuff filmed in front of the green screen kept the blue channel. I can't remember a green Facebook or FOX logo before today, though. ;P

    • @ewan20100
      @ewan20100 9 лет назад +3

      So they don't get a copyright strike

    • @Paelorian
      @Paelorian 9 лет назад +4

      Adahop Thanks, I was scratching my head and now I get the joke. It's not easy on the eyes, but I can only imagine in horror how horrible the Democratic debate Songify video will look without any reds. Except for Bernie Sanders, of course, since he's a red. ;-)

  • @anthonywatson6070
    @anthonywatson6070 8 лет назад +75

    winners: Rand Paul and Marco Rubio
    losers: Huckabee and Christie (never said a word)

  • @punkboyinsf
    @punkboyinsf 9 лет назад +32

    Less than 24hr turnaround. Sweet. It's like they eat politics for a late night snack and shit us out a sweet smelling cinnabon songified to perfection. What more could we ask for. A piece of bread? Gay shoe marriage? A pony pledge? A double barreled shotgun? Nah. This is the song I asked the DJ to play. I'm all good.

    • @schmoyoho
      @schmoyoho  9 лет назад +10

      your reference game is strong and I appreciate that

    • @Shrooblord
      @Shrooblord 11 месяцев назад

      Personally? An angry gorilla. On some very thin ice.
      But seriously, +1 on what you said

  • @EhvinnTee
    @EhvinnTee 9 лет назад +48

    I can't recall you guys ever messing with the tint on the footage before. Is RUclips really that strict meow?

    • @MelissaMeantIt
      @MelissaMeantIt 9 лет назад

      Why would they remove footage? I don't think this is monetized anyways.

    • @EhvinnTee
      @EhvinnTee 9 лет назад +10

      Blargbla
      Not removed. Tinted. Everything has a tint of magenta and green to it. And yes, I'm 93.7% sure this IS monetized. They're Schmoyoho, a vastly successful RUclips channel. Why wouldn't they monetize their clips?

    • @EhvinnTee
      @EhvinnTee 9 лет назад

      Joey of the Bacons
      Hmmm, I suppose then it is for copyright reasons. For shame, RUclips...

    • @MelissaMeantIt
      @MelissaMeantIt 9 лет назад +1

      (Fox removing it for copyright) But I've watched tons of Schmoyoho, and I've never heard or seen a single ad in or on the video.

    • @MadSister101
      @MadSister101 9 лет назад

      Blargbla I've gotta question whether you use adblock, because I get ads on every Schmoyoho vid.

  • @TOKUN_
    @TOKUN_ 8 лет назад +43

    "What I say, is what I say, if you don't like I'm soorry 😂😑

    • @commanderdeon9498
      @commanderdeon9498 8 лет назад +8

      He has definitely shown that that statement is true

    • @yuckylaundryjuice
      @yuckylaundryjuice 4 года назад +1

      Someone needs to scrub that spaghetti stain from the usa tupperware

    • @josephchapman4221
      @josephchapman4221 3 года назад +1

      @@commanderdeon9498 Definitely shown it even more now

  • @BlakeHardeman
    @BlakeHardeman 8 лет назад +50

    It seems like only yesterday that there were 16 of them, now it's just trump.

  • @basic_emu4086
    @basic_emu4086 Год назад +11

    We need 2023 GOP one

  • @ambivalentdisaster673
    @ambivalentdisaster673 3 года назад +19

    “You gave Obama a big hug.”
    Nice track record. I’m sold. Take my vote.

  • @Shadowdragon1976
    @Shadowdragon1976 4 года назад +18

    Trump: We need brain.
    Me: I knew it. Donald Trump is a zombie

  • @TBMBrothers
    @TBMBrothers 8 лет назад +33

    Trump must have sang the best

  • @StudioAnnLe
    @StudioAnnLe 9 лет назад +22

    Holy smokes, you guys turned around this one really fast! #talent

  • @magicaltawy1204
    @magicaltawy1204 9 лет назад +48

    I've never been good with politics but does anyone like Donald Trump? If you do why?

    • @olek5916
      @olek5916 9 лет назад +6

      I see myself as more of a republican....
      And I despise him.

    • @mujugama3865
      @mujugama3865 9 лет назад +19

      Because he's got balls, and that's what this country needs.

    • @vtecorea6471
      @vtecorea6471 9 лет назад +67

      So you wanna see his balls ?

    • @mujugama3865
      @mujugama3865 9 лет назад +19

      Vtec Orea
      Did i say that...no.

    • @Mqytt
      @Mqytt 9 лет назад +13

      Vtec Orea We just need his balls... yes.

  • @dallasleffew2715
    @dallasleffew2715 9 лет назад +18

    Rand Paul definitely deserves presidency

    • @travisjones6178
      @travisjones6178 9 лет назад +4

      Dallas Leffew Heck yeah #CANTHANDLETHERANDAL

  • @Javidfarali1980
    @Javidfarali1980 3 года назад +10

    I can't believe I just found this. 5 years after the post. THIS IS INTERNET GOLD!

  • @brianjean6438
    @brianjean6438 9 лет назад +66

    Morgan Freeman for president.

    • @yonimusf9669
      @yonimusf9669 9 лет назад

      Brian Jean While he would be better than anyone in this debate, he probably wouldn't want the responsibilities of president

    • @yonimusf9669
      @yonimusf9669 9 лет назад

      ***** No, he can't be god because Morgan Freeman wouldn't screw everything up this badly

    • @2020-p3w
      @2020-p3w 9 лет назад

      +Dylan Jones lmaoooo

    • @jimdonovan1323
      @jimdonovan1323 9 лет назад +1

      Brian Jean Hasn't he already been president? The constitution limits him to two thumbs up.

    • @brianjean6438
      @brianjean6438 9 лет назад

      Morgan Freeman's prowess has no limit

  • @ryanj4097
    @ryanj4097 9 лет назад +23

    Rand Paul is the best.

    • @travisjones6178
      @travisjones6178 9 лет назад +3

      We Are Anonymous Heck yeah! #CANTHANDLETHERANDAL

    • @Tabby3456
      @Tabby3456 9 лет назад

      nope Donald trump (Not Racist)

  • @Roy3486
    @Roy3486 8 месяцев назад +9

    Where’s the 2024 songify debates

  • @steelex709
    @steelex709 9 лет назад +19

    everyone looks like the fucking blueberry girl from willie wonka

  • @churdle92
    @churdle92 8 лет назад +11

    2:02 "I'm a different kind of republican"
    Is he trying to say he's a lesbian?

    • @dannyrobins9700
      @dannyrobins9700 8 лет назад +11

      You tried way to hard Clayton.

    • @elidickens1714
      @elidickens1714 8 лет назад

      Danny Robins I agree

    • @Roy3486
      @Roy3486 6 лет назад

      Well technically since he’s a guy and likes women he is

  • @NippelodeonXD
    @NippelodeonXD 7 лет назад +30

    guess trump won that one

  • @raiseasato
    @raiseasato 3 года назад +8

    We never got the brain.

    • @funveeable
      @funveeable 3 года назад +1

      I got a peace deal, tax break,, and a border wall so that's brain right there.

    • @raiseasato
      @raiseasato 3 года назад +3

      Lolololol

    • @ComradeDMan
      @ComradeDMan Год назад

      lmao

  • @MrChill161
    @MrChill161 9 лет назад +57

    its pretty obvious you guys wrote this before the debate even happened, but good on you.

    • @schmoyoho
      @schmoyoho  9 лет назад +198

      gene simmons and they also sent us the debate footage a week ago--WAKE UP, SHEEPLE

    • @TheDoggyGIR
      @TheDoggyGIR 9 лет назад +38

      schmoyoho Get the tinfoil, ma!

    • @PoliticalPlayer
      @PoliticalPlayer 9 лет назад +11

      schmoyoho I'm enjoying the fact that simply showing their responses to questions looks like you're trying to mock them.

    • @taylorprobets4661
      @taylorprobets4661 9 лет назад +3

      +schmoyoho lmao

    • @bigallan6730
      @bigallan6730 9 лет назад +4

      +gene simmons ow could they write that before it happened, were they sent news footage from the future.

  • @SeeingFlyingNuns
    @SeeingFlyingNuns 9 лет назад +962

    Bernie Sanders 2016.

    • @1Ewery1
      @1Ewery1 9 лет назад +73

      #feelthebern

    • @MrKrinkly
      @MrKrinkly 9 лет назад +45

      Yes! Go Bernie!!

    • @daniel55645
      @daniel55645 9 лет назад +46

      Porcum Means Pig we don't need another socialist, I mean libtard in office.

    • @SeeingFlyingNuns
      @SeeingFlyingNuns 9 лет назад +93

      daniel55645 Which was the first one? And your use of socialist as a buzzword is laughable.

    • @thecatholicbananaduck1232
      @thecatholicbananaduck1232 9 лет назад +36

      daniel55645 can you identify what kind of socialist he is? Can you tell me even one of his policies? I'm going to go with no because of how ignorant your other comments have been. You've been trained your whole life that when you hear the word "socialist" to scream in terror and you're doing a great job at it. I suggest you do some research and then bring at least a half descent argument to the table, but until then have fun being the exact stereotype of a republican. Ignorant and only believing what they wanna believe

  • @badabingbaby6961
    @badabingbaby6961 3 года назад +11

    Why are half of these issues still issues five years later?

  • @kylah1393
    @kylah1393 8 лет назад +4

    Ok, I strongly dislike Donald Trump, but he's a great singer.

  • @TopcatsLair
    @TopcatsLair 3 года назад +9

    The chorus is so good in this one.

  • @Imagamerpro64
    @Imagamerpro64 8 лет назад +75

    Trump looks pink instead of orange in this

  • @SpeedTiberius
    @SpeedTiberius 8 лет назад +29

    WE NEED INSTRUMENTAL

  • @mastercountdown
    @mastercountdown 5 лет назад +8

    Rand: *accusatory tone* You gave Obama a big hug!
    Chris Christie: *bustedface*

  • @sweettoko995
    @sweettoko995 4 года назад +25

    Trump: "We need brain"
    *Gets Covid*

    • @OdinAlgeron
      @OdinAlgeron 4 года назад

      @@Ryanbros *James Lebron did not like that*

    • @OdinAlgeron
      @OdinAlgeron 4 года назад

      @@Ryanbros read all his tweets, apparently everything wrong that happens in america is trumps fault in his mind

    • @Pardonmyinsolence
      @Pardonmyinsolence 3 года назад

      @@Ryanbros if he had a brain cell he would’ve followed guidelines and not gotten covid thats the point

  • @leondufeu2981
    @leondufeu2981 8 лет назад +114

    I need my Rand back :(

    • @sagelebrun4900
      @sagelebrun4900 8 лет назад +4

      He seemed like a good nominee too.

    • @ryanjasper4136
      @ryanjasper4136 8 лет назад

      What do you mean?

    • @rockmusicmanic
      @rockmusicmanic 8 лет назад

      I would have voted for rand rather than Hillary Clinton. As it stands now, I am voting for Jill Stein.

    • @joshday2043
      @joshday2043 8 лет назад

      +rockmusicmanic Why was Hillary even an option for you?

    • @rockmusicmanic
      @rockmusicmanic 8 лет назад

      Josh Day She never was. Out of the two options, I would have voted for Rand.

  • @mateo.mauro_xd
    @mateo.mauro_xd 3 года назад +5

    People with protanopia or deuteranopia be like: "cool song, where's the vid tho?"

  • @DrJohnZoidberg125
    @DrJohnZoidberg125 9 лет назад +8

    So far Marco Rubio seems like the best candidate. Not only he sung very well, but he explained his opinions far more than any other candidate, giving him more to sing.