DRAW MY BITLIFE [Illustrating a Text-Only Game!]

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  • basically if Bitlife had illustrations for all the crazy stuff that happens
    and uhhh wow this girls life had some plot twists huh
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @Liz-ux4lf
    @Liz-ux4lf 4 года назад +4661

    In one playthrough, my character's father was 60 something years old when my character was born. My character died in her 80s or 90s and her 150 something year old dad came to the funeral. He must have been immortal.

    • @NeoBladeXx
      @NeoBladeXx 3 года назад +348

      WHAT

    • @User_Here414
      @User_Here414 3 года назад +341

      How I want to have what he has

    • @catz_circus
      @catz_circus 3 года назад +136

      @@User_Here414 Your spring trap

    • @sleepy_sy
      @sleepy_sy 3 года назад +68

      @@catz_circus n o 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😰😰😰😰😰😰😱😱😱😨😨😨🤯🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱

    • @thealientree3821
      @thealientree3821 3 года назад +293

      He’s probably related to Queen Elizabeth.

  • @beatricecringecultureisdea4997
    @beatricecringecultureisdea4997 5 лет назад +4286

    “She somehow pumpkin spiced us to good health”
    “All the jobs we’re looking pretty blah and I wasn’t really sure what I was gonna pick for her until I found this sparkling option of an exorcist”
    “Apparently she celebrated some other way because now she’s pregnant”
    “The bitlife devs attacked us while we were trimming a bush and offered us a car”
    “He assaults her, severing her calf and poking her waist”

    • @leolion3323
      @leolion3323 5 лет назад +87

      Thank you for this! XD

    • @ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782
      @ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782 5 лет назад +39

      oh my god

    • @kilrrclown
      @kilrrclown 5 лет назад +51

      all my favorite quotes

    • @diamond_10_w83
      @diamond_10_w83 5 лет назад +4

      Lol

    • @Delihlah
      @Delihlah 5 лет назад +47

      I liked when she said "well, she's an exorcist so I'm naming her son Damian" 😂 then she named the next Cain and the daughter Jezebel? I didn't catch the daughters name too well. All evil names though lol and exorcists are supposed to get RID of demons.

  • @leeneighbours9242
    @leeneighbours9242 5 лет назад +786

    *Isabella walks in missing half of her leg*
    Dr. Valentino: "Oh you seem fine. Go meditate or something"

  • @JC_Stone
    @JC_Stone 4 года назад +350

    Isabella: Surprisingly wholesome life
    Also Isabella: Gambling addiction, exorcist, dies trying to rescue a lion

    • @Tr0lliPop
      @Tr0lliPop 8 месяцев назад +7

      Don't forget dementia

  • @swagboythirtyeight
    @swagboythirtyeight 5 лет назад +3743

    I feel like her stories are so wholesome in Bitlife, and mine are just-
    *"MARRY 3 TIMES, DIVORCE THEM ALL, HAVE A SON, MURDER BEST FRIEND, START PRISON RIOT"*

    • @notyourdaughter666
      @notyourdaughter666 5 лет назад +140

      Where's the Food? I have escaped jail a total of 4 times. Three of the escapes were in one life. The longest prison sentence I ever received for going back to jail (I was a murderer and thief, I committed every crime the game would allow) was a totally of 600 years, somewhere around there.

    • @spaceiscool5729
      @spaceiscool5729 5 лет назад +48

      So it is the sims

    • @lilyannahhimelrick1690
      @lilyannahhimelrick1690 5 лет назад +41

      Ikr I really want a one good life in bitlife ... BUTTTT NOOO MY STUPID BUTT WONT LET ME... SORRY FOR THE YELLING

    • @ignorie
      @ignorie 5 лет назад +5

      same

    • @nataliagonzalez-chelala5093
      @nataliagonzalez-chelala5093 5 лет назад +2

      Where's the Food? SAME I LOVE DOING THAT

  • @15yearoldartist2
    @15yearoldartist2 5 лет назад +4344

    “I did immunize him because I didn’t want him to die :))”
    oh
    OH THE SHADE

    • @antoninazielinska9746
      @antoninazielinska9746 5 лет назад +70

      KAT VON D WHOOO

    • @dulce9466
      @dulce9466 5 лет назад +243

      *anti vaxxers have left the chat*

    • @phag4eva
      @phag4eva 5 лет назад +96

      "oOooOh bUtT vAcCiNes aREee bADdd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    • @blonk_143
      @blonk_143 5 лет назад +67

      Antivaxxers are QUAKING

    • @kpoptrash4075
      @kpoptrash4075 5 лет назад +13

      Kat Von Disease lmaoo

  • @illusoryVice
    @illusoryVice 5 лет назад +2518

    "I'm picturing these cute little old ladies running around Disneyland on their first or second date." There was no part of that sentence I didn't like.

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 года назад +3348

    >Has 2 kids with a guy
    >gets married to him
    >Has a third kid with the guy
    >Move halfway across the world and back again while still married
    "... Wait a minute, I'm _gay._ "

    • @2dsimp225
      @2dsimp225 4 года назад +362

      Some people take a long time to realize that they're LGBT.

    • @firockfinion3326
      @firockfinion3326 4 года назад +395

      @@2dsimp225 It was just funny to me in the context, was all.

    • @kokichiwithachickennugget6761
      @kokichiwithachickennugget6761 4 года назад +169

      And that’s on a heteronormative society 😼

    • @asiyehsherifi7835
      @asiyehsherifi7835 4 года назад +79

      XD OMG I ALSO DID THIS I WAS STRAIGHT LIKE A RULER THAN O FEEL IN LOVE WITH A GURL JDBDJDVDJFB

    • @worm993
      @worm993 3 года назад +23

      There’s something called being bisexual

  • @Domiimami
    @Domiimami 5 лет назад +879

    Could this be turned into a series? Since Bitlife is entirely random and the developers often update the game with various options, I feel that a lot of different drawings could come from it!

  • @jadenherrera2009
    @jadenherrera2009 5 лет назад +4326

    Honestly a story about a badass exorcist who is also a mom of three kids living in Italy sounds amazing

    • @need_more_kittens
      @need_more_kittens 5 лет назад +198

      Guys... We need this fanfiction...

    • @DToTheB
      @DToTheB 5 лет назад +134

      @@need_more_kittens this video is the fanfiction

    • @steinistein8611
      @steinistein8611 5 лет назад +65

      I would definitely watch this show.

    • @candiidoggii1360
      @candiidoggii1360 5 лет назад +37

      we need a movie about this lmao

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 5 лет назад +67

      *who also turns out to be gay

  • @SincerelyAlexandra
    @SincerelyAlexandra 5 лет назад +3572

    This Bitlife game is good for character designing holy shit

    • @dilfatron
      @dilfatron 5 лет назад +100

      It really is though

    • @derealization7626
      @derealization7626 5 лет назад +23

      is it

    • @freshoceanwaters7947
      @freshoceanwaters7947 5 лет назад +115

      Art of Alexious This game is horrible for character designing but good for their story’s

    • @adelaida5019
      @adelaida5019 5 лет назад +59

      @@freshoceanwaters7947
      Yeah I think they meant the character's story 😂

    • @kamzalot3
      @kamzalot3 5 лет назад +3

      930th like, YES

  • @mannyswifey86
    @mannyswifey86 4 года назад +643

    "Isabella decides what she wants to do with her newborn infant daughter is to teach archery"
    Me: ok then

    • @Jixxup07009
      @Jixxup07009 2 года назад +21

      Very normal thing to do with your newborn child

    • @mannyswifey86
      @mannyswifey86 2 года назад +11

      @@Jixxup07009 one of my personal favorite things to do with my newborn

    • @thebdqjet7974
      @thebdqjet7974 2 года назад +7

      Now I'm wondering how she did it like did she just show the daughter or instead showed her daughter how to do it and then just placed the kid down with the bow and was like "you can do it!"

  • @disappointed2349
    @disappointed2349 5 лет назад +534

    Lavendertowne: she'll most likely die from dementia
    Isabella: Hold my blackjack cards-

  • @kimseokjin9491
    @kimseokjin9491 5 лет назад +1510

    I swear there is a plot twist every 3 seconds

    • @trashykoneko261
      @trashykoneko261 5 лет назад +13

      Kim Seokjin plot twist: there was no plot twist

    • @buggsy2230
      @buggsy2230 5 лет назад +8

      @@trashykoneko261 Plot Twist: There is a plot twist

    • @Sle3plessNights
      @Sle3plessNights 5 лет назад +9

      @@buggsy2230
      Plot twist: plot twists suddenly don't exist

    • @user-nx9xf5tv9x
      @user-nx9xf5tv9x 5 лет назад +3

      Plotwist: plotwist

    • @mixitup6805
      @mixitup6805 5 лет назад +1

      I hate 🥧! Plot twist, that's a deformed tomato

  • @velvelour9472
    @velvelour9472 5 лет назад +5474

    Isabella's life:
    1. Depressing childhood.
    2. Ok mid-life.
    3. Success during her old ages.
    4. *_gets killed by a lion_*

    • @catoticneutral
      @catoticneutral 5 лет назад +139

      what a wild ride

    • @NightOwlDev
      @NightOwlDev 5 лет назад +52

      Josh Herbert you are really not LION

    • @esperanzamercier4476
      @esperanzamercier4476 5 лет назад +25

      This is me my name is isabella crush is jacob and i have a depressing childhood and im dumb enough to get killed by a lion but i was really smart... Something is wrong with me!!!

    • @kaydenceshepan5283
      @kaydenceshepan5283 5 лет назад +11

      I read this and died 😂

    • @velvelour9472
      @velvelour9472 5 лет назад +4

      @@kaydenceshepan5283 rest in peace lovely hooman

  • @scrtapprentice
    @scrtapprentice 4 года назад +194

    One time I died because my brother poked my tooth when I was three.
    Wow, the realistic level in Bitlife is *amazing* .

    • @finneas_soss
      @finneas_soss 2 года назад +10

      This made me literally laugh out loud 😭

    • @swaghilash
      @swaghilash 2 года назад +2

      LMAOOO 3??

    • @BroodingBloodThirst
      @BroodingBloodThirst Год назад

      LMAO BY HIM POKING YOUR TOOTH

    • @goodusername89
      @goodusername89 Год назад

      once I died because my sister whacked me in the testicles with a golf club

    • @Fishwolfcrow
      @Fishwolfcrow Год назад +3

      This reminds me of when I was a baby my brother played the accordian for me and I threw up.
      Talk about a tough crowd

  • @bceoofcharlescultandmember2428
    @bceoofcharlescultandmember2428 5 лет назад +735

    I remember when my BitLife Character got Brain Cancer at 4, he then had his mother die about 3 years later and he died at 11 from the cancer and was bullied all his school life.
    It was a sad life not gonna lie

    • @notyourdaughter666
      @notyourdaughter666 5 лет назад +30

      Tuex I had one where a guy was arrested by the cops for no reason and spent pretty much his whole life in jail and had to do drugs and stuff. Then he realized he was gay and when he got out of jail he was like. 60 or something. He became a pimp and then went back to jail where he was killed at 75. Very sad.

    • @AngryExpress
      @AngryExpress 5 лет назад +9

      My son in bitlife died of a methanphetamine overdose

    • @iiaquatiq
      @iiaquatiq 5 лет назад +8

      One time both my parents died before I was 5, and I died at 15 due to cancer.

    • @mohawk4759
      @mohawk4759 5 лет назад +2

      Mine died at 2 from brain cancer

    • @sniivvy
      @sniivvy 5 лет назад +3

      Bro I got penis cancer and died at 2....still not as sad as yours but....

  • @glucky9046
    @glucky9046 5 лет назад +5322

    "I'm picturing these cute little old ladies running around Disneyland on their first or second date."
    Everyone liked that.

    • @zomboss9242
      @zomboss9242 4 года назад +24

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @asiyehsherifi7835
      @asiyehsherifi7835 4 года назад +98

      As a lesbian its amazing;w;

    • @yeeterz
      @yeeterz 4 года назад +35

      literally everyone xD

    • @iexist756
      @iexist756 4 года назад +31

      I wish i could do that 😔

    • @ametsunami4070
      @ametsunami4070 4 года назад +46

      MY EYES ARE HAPPY SWEATING

  • @faye1351
    @faye1351 5 лет назад +476

    “She somehow pumpkin spiced us to good health” 😂😂😂
    I’m dying

  • @-zemi-7716
    @-zemi-7716 4 года назад +552

    “Isabella got hurt for the Abused dog”
    *everyone liked that*

  • @justaplayur4255
    @justaplayur4255 5 лет назад +271

    I think it would be entertaining to make another one of these BitLife drawings. It’s not annoying as those trying to make multiple lives, and talking constantly as some others. It’s actually quite cute on how this lady lived her life.

  • @daniellerodgers8037
    @daniellerodgers8037 5 лет назад +2399

    Player: I'm gonna go gambling once
    Bitlife: you're addicted to gambling
    Bitlife: you find a scorpion
    Player: pet it
    Bitlife:you died
    Bitlife: wanna do drugs?
    Player: why not
    Bitlife:you overdosed and died
    So realistic

    • @FlSCHL
      @FlSCHL 4 года назад +16

      😔✋

    • @imayhaveasmalldickbut3125
      @imayhaveasmalldickbut3125 4 года назад +86

      well yeahhhhh you can die from pretty much everything irl

    • @samaxion93
      @samaxion93 4 года назад +23

      drugs. not even once.

    • @fairyjuggalo8368
      @fairyjuggalo8368 4 года назад +18

      @@imayhaveasmalldickbut3125 and happy tree friends proved that

    • @lpspeanutbutterpr512
      @lpspeanutbutterpr512 4 года назад +32

      This actually is realistic, I know it's sarcasm, but it's true

  • @temtem8110
    @temtem8110 5 лет назад +6614

    My very first BitLife character was Samantha... legendary millionaire lesbian who lived 120 years. She was everything I aspire to be
    Edit: apparently people are not understanding what I meant? To clarify - I don’t aspire to be a lesbian, I aspire to be rich person with a great career and a hella long and happy life like my character who happened to be a lesbian. I remembered that my MC was a lesbian cause getting a gay protagonist was an unusual, but pleasant surprise. Never played a game that allowed that, so cool to see that it is even a possibility. Especially considering that I can get myself arrested or killed for my sexuality in my country of origins. Bit life is a fun game, and I’m happy I managed to have an awesome first life. My character was even married to her high school crush for 95 years. Sweet~
    And to whoever wished I died from polio in the comment section - not gonna work, I’m vaccinated :)

    • @ant51006
      @ant51006 5 лет назад +139

      Wait you aspire to be an lesbian?

    • @mcnotok9966
      @mcnotok9966 5 лет назад +410

      Oh hey, it's a homophobic person. Aren't you supposed to be dying from polio in the mid 1600s?

    • @ant51006
      @ant51006 5 лет назад +128

      No, I’ll be very confused on how and why I time traveled to the time of the polio outbreak

    • @imatree4015
      @imatree4015 5 лет назад +218

      ANTonio51006 Oooooo bust out the popcorn, I can tell this will be a fun argument.

    • @kerfufflefurafufu8477
      @kerfufflefurafufu8477 5 лет назад +216

      @@mcnotok9966 Chill, people just are lesbians, I doubt people turn into one.

  • @emersen2952
    @emersen2952 5 лет назад +274

    Her: *Half of leg chopped off*
    Doctors: Your perfectly fine
    Me: Wha?

  • @sippyboivergil9198
    @sippyboivergil9198 5 лет назад +8306

    Therapist: "So tell me a bout your mother."
    Charlotte: "She was an Exorcist Surgeon that went to Italy, had a gambling addiction, and had reeeeeallly bad luck with animals. Oh yeah! I think she dated a Mistress or something when she got older.
    Therapist: "Uuuuh...."
    Charlotte: "Did you know my Grandpa was in the Mafia?"
    Therapist: "See you next week..."

  • @cookiekitty194
    @cookiekitty194 5 лет назад +5529

    I can't take Jacob seriously with that face.

    • @atomato3830
      @atomato3830 5 лет назад +35

      CookieKitty194
      same 😂

    • @RadiantBleu
      @RadiantBleu 5 лет назад +63

      Me when I get a papercut

    • @caprielle1374
      @caprielle1374 5 лет назад +33

      @@RadiantBleu
      Me when i remember i have school the next day.

    • @lioness7719
      @lioness7719 5 лет назад +5

      666 likes O_O

    • @accountname4754
      @accountname4754 5 лет назад +16

      Personally, I think he is absolutely beautiful

  • @akhirajordao3399
    @akhirajordao3399 5 лет назад +788

    This should be a series

  • @sunswift
    @sunswift 4 года назад +47

    3:36 the way the drawing turned from somewhat normal to holy shoot she's pregnant. And those ghosts made the drawing even more funny due to their expressions

  • @loveruwi
    @loveruwi 5 лет назад +2043

    “Pumpkin spiced her to good health” *SUBBED*

    • @Kyaazoi
      @Kyaazoi 5 лет назад +13

      if only that truly worked for fibromyalgia LOL i would have been cured from all the muffins years ago

    • @kermit8173
      @kermit8173 5 лет назад +2

      @@Kyaazoi LOL LOL LOL

    • @historyjunkie3144
      @historyjunkie3144 4 года назад +1

      Good choice

    • @matcha_bean1675
      @matcha_bean1675 4 года назад

      That was the best kind EVER

    • @itsabudgieslife5437
      @itsabudgieslife5437 4 года назад +1

      I'm really allergic to pumpkins ;-;

  • @absql6850
    @absql6850 5 лет назад +1228

    *is missing a calve*
    Doctor: You look perfectly fine!
    *leg bleeds more*

  • @bananasplitlady3045
    @bananasplitlady3045 5 лет назад +3436

    *leg gets freaking chopped off*
    Doctor: You're in good health.

    • @gottab100
      @gottab100 4 года назад +15

      Lol

    • @DerickStephan
      @DerickStephan 4 года назад +11

      Littaryly

    • @lilyeonyeon9182
      @lilyeonyeon9182 4 года назад +71

      American healthcare huh

    • @chickenlittle7083
      @chickenlittle7083 4 года назад +13

      She was in Italy when her leg was chopped off.

    • @Looseer
      @Looseer 4 года назад +26

      This is what happens when your doctor is an exorcist too.

  • @stararu9401
    @stararu9401 4 года назад +571

    Isbella Walker: * *Sees a guy and thinks he's cute but he isn't* *
    Bitlife: *GURL NO, JUST NO*

  • @hunicri7395
    @hunicri7395 5 лет назад +1188

    Petition to make this a series

    • @ackity
      @ackity 5 лет назад +7

      Congrats! 251 has signed! Lavender, it's time.

    • @theangryteddy7941
      @theangryteddy7941 5 лет назад +14

      There is no petition and if there was nobody has signed. You are now under arrest for foraging a petition and signatures. Now excuse me while I create my doomsday device.

    • @hollyqrz
      @hollyqrz 5 лет назад +3

      *signs 75 times*

    • @CROWSDEMISE
      @CROWSDEMISE 5 лет назад +3

      *signs quickly*

    • @theinfantmetroid
      @theinfantmetroid 5 лет назад

      YESSS

  • @ravenfrancis1476
    @ravenfrancis1476 5 лет назад +3769

    One time I died in BitLife because my half sister punched me in the armpit when I was seven.

  • @clanskrub665
    @clanskrub665 5 лет назад +5138

    i love isabella and will protect her.

    • @skweeji
      @skweeji 5 лет назад +25

      Thank you I need someone to protect me haha

    • @skweeji
      @skweeji 5 лет назад +18

      My name’s Isabella^^^

    • @bella-ol5js
      @bella-ol5js 5 лет назад +13

      Skweeji
      same aha, that was my first thought as well

    • @miraclewavess
      @miraclewavess 5 лет назад +8

      Too late

    • @TezTine
      @TezTine 5 лет назад +8

      You called?

  • @Mel-qr5ob
    @Mel-qr5ob 4 года назад +111

    "So i sent her to the doctors but they said she's fine"
    Story of my life with endometriosis.
    Pain in women is always ignored by doctors.

  • @aurorahayter855
    @aurorahayter855 5 лет назад +3619

    One time I died because my sister punched me in the head and that dislocated my spine

    • @MMayel26
      @MMayel26 4 года назад +323

      Your sister is freaking *Saitama*

    • @IdiotPill
      @IdiotPill 4 года назад +291

      Every parent ever: that can definitely happen in real ife

    • @mydog4289
      @mydog4289 4 года назад +408

      Your Sister: I ONLY TOUCHED HER

    • @wholesome7681
      @wholesome7681 4 года назад +309

      Some one killed me with a molatov because I snitched on her
      In 2 grade

    • @napoleonbonaparte7529
      @napoleonbonaparte7529 4 года назад +150

      One time I got cancer as a toddler and died at nine.

  • @izzy8959
    @izzy8959 5 лет назад +286

    I remember my first BitLife, Rafaela Do Vale, a scandalous woman who by the age of 120 had outlived 15 of her 22 children, lived to see 24 of her grandchildren, and gone through 166 lovers.
    By the age of 12 her mother had despised her.
    She once accidentally disowned one of her kids and spend years trying to win them back. She watched one of her sons go through the trials of cancer and another go through to struggles of being a closeted gay man with a wife and two kids.
    She had many children die in crashes and assaults and by the time she was older so she was often sad, but she always made time for her grandchildren, being sure not to leave anyone out.

  • @jungkoconut7592
    @jungkoconut7592 5 лет назад +4491

    "I did immunize him, though, because I don't want him to die"
    * *Anti-vaxxers left the chat* *

    • @bananasplitlady3045
      @bananasplitlady3045 5 лет назад +141

      @@DeCarbonZo5979
      Are you joking?
      It's sad that I can't tell if you're joking.

    • @teaisanachievement2620
      @teaisanachievement2620 5 лет назад +9

      No comment.

    • @creeperawman.9399
      @creeperawman.9399 5 лет назад +84

      @@DeCarbonZo5979
      In other places that have more diseases, it's important to have vaccines. I guess you were just lucky

    • @ashc2029
      @ashc2029 5 лет назад +46

      Banana Split Lady no I gOt MeAsLeS fRoM a ShOt

    • @no.850
      @no.850 5 лет назад +24

      @@totallynipples next thing u know

  • @iarocks1918
    @iarocks1918 5 лет назад +84

    Me: *trying to keep everyone's relationship up*
    Her: *treats it like an actual life*
    Me: I'VE BEEN PLAYING IT WRONG

  • @Ncraftmate
    @Ncraftmate 5 лет назад +4354

    Isabella got her self a sugar mommy dammm

    • @sthissss
      @sthissss 5 лет назад +55

      momo? is that you?

    • @AkumaDayo
      @AkumaDayo 5 лет назад +101

      The sugar mommy bought her a pink Lamborghini--

    • @sthissss
      @sthissss 5 лет назад +31

      iM SCREAMING

    • @Ncraftmate
      @Ncraftmate 5 лет назад +17

      @@sthissss once 💖💖

    • @sthissss
      @sthissss 5 лет назад +9

      MOMO 💞💞

  • @rebbeccarobertson1075
    @rebbeccarobertson1075 5 лет назад +1594

    My friends have bit life and for some reason they tried to get HIV and one of my friends shouted "WHY CAN'T I GET HIV!," and I almost chocked on my food

  • @Kindrick
    @Kindrick 5 лет назад +328

    I played this game, managed to become a 120 year old woman, and nobody attended my funeral, because both my wife and my adopted daughter each died of old age before I did. The last thing I did with my daughter, at 119, she was 83, was we went skydiving together. How I managed to live for so long was that I worked out a lot. So I'm imagining the oldest, buffest lesbian to have ever walked the earth, and skydive it. I was a brilliant Sr Psychologist for 87 years at the time of my death. Oh, and although my health, smarts, and happiness were 100 for most of my life, my looks never got over 20.

    • @callmeeko517
      @callmeeko517 5 лет назад +18

      James Kindrick
      I had a lesbian go to 120 and as she started working at 20, it was the funniest thing.
      ‘She put up a hundred years working in the museum.’
      But my newest girlfriend was legit 36 when I died and I was laughing so hard because I was like what 110 when we started dating. It was great

    • @Kindrick
      @Kindrick 5 лет назад +13

      I started gaming the system after a few playthroughs, figuring out how to get ridiculous numbers and stats. For kill count and number of prison sentence years accumulated, I determined that it's impossible to do any prison-worthy crimes in the game before 18. At 18, the easiest way into prison is to try dating someone that's 16 or 17, which, as a first offense at 18, nets you 1 year, which can get the ball rolling. You can then accumulate additional years with failed prison escape attempts, and even more years, plus a kill count, but starting prison riots. If you manage to escape, you can get back in via another minor, if you're still young enough for them to show up as dating options, or you can travel to another country, where you'll be deported back and sent back to prison. Upon returning, your sentence is increased drastically, more than a failed escape would net you, making successful escapes valuable. If you fail to keep up the prison sentence gains to stay a convict, the only way to get back in is to get lucky, either by finding a minor to date or by assaulting people. I've managed to rack up almost 400 years in my remaining prison sentence.

    • @thebeachhouse6032
      @thebeachhouse6032 5 лет назад +5

      @@Kindrick do you know by any ways how to get to "turkish prison"? it's an achievement but i can't tell how to get it

    • @d.o.m.i.
      @d.o.m.i. 5 лет назад

      I love this AHAHAHAHAAHA

    • @Anju-P
      @Anju-P 5 лет назад +3

      The most I achieved so far was being a 119 years old bisexual- but I'm not sure how I feel about the fact that she killed a girl at the age of 9 for calling her "ugly"

  • @ekSil0
    @ekSil0 4 года назад +83

    how come I never get these good stories?
    all my characters either go to prison or die because of mental health

  • @finncicle
    @finncicle 5 лет назад +472

    I once lived a bitlife to 107 years with my lowest looks being 95 and my smarts went from like 10 to 100 real quick
    I was rich, working at a hospital, had 3 smart, cute children and a sweet, fairly good looking, smart husband, who I didn’t cheat on once.
    *the biggest flex of the century*

    • @willis1383
      @willis1383 5 лет назад +7

      @Nathan Drake Lad(ie)s

    • @Re-dn1vl
      @Re-dn1vl 5 лет назад +5

      I lived to be 108 with all my stats at 100

    • @slgpgloss3478
      @slgpgloss3478 5 лет назад +14

      *i have been feeling homosexual tendencies...*

    • @thatonecandor
      @thatonecandor 4 года назад +3

      So so so..
      My youngest life was 4 and my longest was 114!

    • @churroplays1483
      @churroplays1483 4 года назад

      👌🏼👌🏼😂

  • @addisonwillis46
    @addisonwillis46 5 лет назад +2075

    Moral of the story:
    *_Don’t try to help lions because they are ungrateful jerks._*

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 5 лет назад +13

      Addison Willis
      Lol, i mean... She was gonna die a much sadder life of dementia, so honestly a lion death is how i would wanna go out too lol
      Makes for a good tombstone anyway 😅

    • @ShamimKhan-gj8ug
      @ShamimKhan-gj8ug 5 лет назад +1

      You need 333 more likes for 666

    • @faresalsayed9005
      @faresalsayed9005 5 лет назад

      ʟɪᴠɪᴇ ᴅᴇʟɢᴀᴅᴏ there are as much ungrateful girls as there are ungrateful boys so stop acting like we are the only ones who act that way because it makes you look really ignorant

    • @peachrose364
      @peachrose364 5 лет назад

      That sucks I love lions lmao

    • @ok-kv3ml
      @ok-kv3ml 5 лет назад

      @Herobrine 2518 @Beatriz Tarrayo @Fares Alsayed
      Woosh

  • @elderflower2133
    @elderflower2133 5 лет назад +716

    this was so great, isabella is a gay icon.

    • @mrmamacitaz
      @mrmamacitaz 5 лет назад +4

      Alizaqi Plays why “ewww”?

  • @asiyehsherifi7835
    @asiyehsherifi7835 4 года назад +36

    Isabelle: hes so cute~ >.<
    Bitlife: *no*

  • @multiplylayerYT
    @multiplylayerYT 5 лет назад +269

    "Apparently she celebrated some other way because now she's pregnant." 😂😂😂

  • @kamomile_tea
    @kamomile_tea 5 лет назад +57

    My character severed a kids head when she was still in school. No repercussions. But one bar fight and she's arrested, loses her job, can't adopt a kid (she can't have one with her hubby), and loses several job opportunities. She then proceeds to spiral into depression. Then she dies of a drug overdose. Cheery game.

  • @tonyburgoyne9614
    @tonyburgoyne9614 5 лет назад +184

    Note, fibromyalgia is a chronic pain condition often caused by other underlying conditions. It's basically widespread pain often in the joints, back and hips

    • @maia5612
      @maia5612 5 лет назад

      Tess Burgoyne we got a doctor here

    • @tonyburgoyne9614
      @tonyburgoyne9614 5 лет назад +1

      haha. I'm not a doctor but I do a bunch of research about things like that and it's possible I'll be diagnosed with fibro once my gp actually does stuff. I also know some people with fibro

    • @-Daralynn-
      @-Daralynn- 5 лет назад

      My doctor is giving me medicine becase I have pain in my hips, joints and ALL OVER MY BODY my doctor thinks I have fibromyalga. HELP MEEeeeeee TT . TT

    • @tonyburgoyne9614
      @tonyburgoyne9614 5 лет назад +1

      @@-Daralynn- Listen to your doctor and not to me because I'm not a doctor nor do I know much, if anything, about treating fibromyalgia beyond pain medication

  • @lunarmoth8877
    @lunarmoth8877 Год назад +8

    I hope LavenderTowne does this sort of thing again, it seems like its been a while since she's drawn her Bitlife characters go through life

  • @Derpy241107
    @Derpy241107 5 лет назад +675

    I’ll never forget my most tragic BitLife, in which I am a young American boy who gets cancer of the mouth from a very young age.
    Despite my bad luck, I stay in school, spend time with my parents, and I even get a girlfriend.
    I get into university, and things are going good, but my girlfriend gets pregnant. She gives birth to twin sons, and I’m glad. She asks me to marry her, just as I’m finishing up university. I say yes, but the next year my mouth cancer battle ends and I’m dead.
    Such tragedy.

    • @insv9786
      @insv9786 5 лет назад +41

      Pillows Are Cool My character died from cancer of the mouth at the age of 8...

    • @mncrw
      @mncrw 5 лет назад +26

      I had one die at the age of 5 or 6 (I remember by what), but it was very tragic

    • @heyitsarbor7121
      @heyitsarbor7121 5 лет назад +37

      One time, my character had an absolutely horrible life. Her dad died when she was 3. Her little brother died when she was 5. And then she got cancer at age 7 and died at 13.

    • @muddigutz
      @muddigutz 5 лет назад +48

      my friend kept getting people who died at age 5 because they got vagina cancer when they were 1

    • @sev9642
      @sev9642 5 лет назад +1

      Gacha Fish what

  • @elmonte4113
    @elmonte4113 5 лет назад +456

    SHE SOMEHOW PUMPKIN SPOCED US TO GOOD HEATH
    I AM WHEEZING

  • @gretablackwell495
    @gretablackwell495 5 лет назад +227

    I have a friend who plays this game and only takes the murderer route, it’s great but she usually dies quickly

    • @EtherealEverest
      @EtherealEverest 5 лет назад +20

      Murderer route?
      I'm concerned.

    • @insufueo5972
      @insufueo5972 5 лет назад +15

      What is this, Undertale

    • @lyn1940
      @lyn1940 5 лет назад +3

      Every murder I tried to commit in the game failed.

    • @coffucoffuuu
      @coffucoffuuu 5 лет назад +1

      emo mations Once I name one life Chara and I make the murder route =)

    • @ShamimKhan-gj8ug
      @ShamimKhan-gj8ug 5 лет назад +1

      @@lyn1940 every one I commited worked and I didn't get caught

  • @Moonstar79
    @Moonstar79 3 года назад +20

    “I wanted to send her to college”
    *starts drawing demon ghosts with no context*

  • @AsterAnimates
    @AsterAnimates 5 лет назад +1295

    I once managed 29 babies in bitlife and I’m proud

    • @raddk1tty677
      @raddk1tty677 5 лет назад +71

      👏
      I literally can't take care of my own character without children

    • @diorxsims4924
      @diorxsims4924 5 лет назад +99

      I had 91 children and 52 grandchildren once 😂

    • @evastassi3165
      @evastassi3165 5 лет назад +6

      I handled 30!

    • @randomturtlekitty3438
      @randomturtlekitty3438 5 лет назад +3

      Min Ty damn it I got 53 kids

    • @itzjaxxy
      @itzjaxxy 5 лет назад +5

      The most I ever had was four...

  • @TheAlmightyJello
    @TheAlmightyJello 5 лет назад +55

    Isabella: Wow hes so cute!
    Game: This guy looks like he got ran over 3 times, rose from the dead, and just wandered into a high school classroom.

  • @shroomy__rxcks
    @shroomy__rxcks 5 лет назад +353

    You have to do this again with a male character! That would be great!

  • @pixelpudding3914
    @pixelpudding3914 4 года назад +16

    Talking to Damian and Charlotte on Mother’s Day must be really fun

  • @ahoare
    @ahoare 5 лет назад +333

    this is such a cool idea

    • @bastardcore7560
      @bastardcore7560 5 лет назад

      yo is that wirt in your pfp

    • @ahoare
      @ahoare 5 лет назад

      Mintette hell yea it is 👊😎

  • @onmelancholyhill1
    @onmelancholyhill1 5 лет назад +329

    This is actually a good way to come up with ocs

  • @lickmyballs420
    @lickmyballs420 5 лет назад +220

    When Isabelle lost the bet it said ultimate despair...
    *junko wants to know your location*

  • @wander7812
    @wander7812 4 года назад +16

    8:37 Your story was being so wholesome until now that the bot just realize that it could be a netorare plot material

  • @Softwarecrows
    @Softwarecrows 5 лет назад +99

    My friend played bitlife yesterday as me
    my husband didnt attend my funeral because he was playing catch

    • @bbqfever1945
      @bbqfever1945 5 лет назад +8

      Robeanie I think your husband might be Tommy Wiseau

  • @tehyat8956
    @tehyat8956 5 лет назад +2370

    THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

  • @fandomtrash8730
    @fandomtrash8730 5 лет назад +59

    *She somehow pumpkin spiced us to good health* - lavender town 2019

  • @girljellyfish
    @girljellyfish 5 лет назад +75

    i just realised something. need help with making an oc? bitlife is a game with realistic characters, so you should get a lot of inspiration.

  • @axinora9881
    @axinora9881 5 лет назад +669

    DO DINOSAURS AS CUTE GIRLS AND BOYS!!! (or extinct animals as cute girls or boys)

    • @axinora9881
      @axinora9881 5 лет назад +5

      btw love your stuff!

    • @cookiekitty194
      @cookiekitty194 5 лет назад +7

      I kinda pictured that the T-Rex girl/boy would be a bit of a bullying type.

    • @astrowyrm6871
      @astrowyrm6871 5 лет назад +23

      @@cookiekitty194 imagine a T rex trying to take you're lunch money but it can't because it's arms are too short

    • @dweezildee
      @dweezildee 5 лет назад +4

      Dodo people would look amazing and hilarious.

    • @rxdiostxtic
      @rxdiostxtic 5 лет назад +3

      @@astrowyrm6871 Lmao 😂

  • @Armin_Apologist
    @Armin_Apologist 5 лет назад +86

    I’d love to see this turn into a series

  • @helicopterchooper4276
    @helicopterchooper4276 5 лет назад +168

    I had a recent life in this game:
    -Worked as leprechaun earn 4,800,000 per year
    -I got married by 21 with a girl
    -Had 6 kids
    Over 50 years of life later:
    -3 kids die R.I.P ,now theres only 3
    -Has around 109,000,000 dollars
    -Wife wants divorce because "I remind her of her brother" THAT LADY TOOK ALL OF MY MONEY/left me in debt
    -MURDERED MY EX by a DRIVE-BY BECAUSE SHE TOOK ALL MY MONEY
    -Got a girlfriend
    -Married her
    -Had diabetes and hearing loss
    -Lost my job for a day then got it back!
    -Cured my hearing loss
    -Died around a 100 with 70,000,000 dollars and was never caught
    My favorite yet worse life.
    TURNS OUT HE WAS GAY LATER.

    • @animehotel9413
      @animehotel9413 5 лет назад +14

      Jesus that is an eventful life

    • @iseemeinfood5760
      @iseemeinfood5760 5 лет назад +13

      Gay for Gavin, a leprechaun? How do you get that job?

    • @xhlcus88
      @xhlcus88 4 года назад +2

      Gay for Gavin was the badge whatever thing ?Rich?

    • @jockee1332
      @jockee1332 4 года назад +1

      "what da hell they doin over there"

    • @veronicamarquez-hothem4102
      @veronicamarquez-hothem4102 4 года назад

      My name is Gavin and I'm very frightened by that username as this life sounds awfully familiar to one my friend told me about once

  • @CassiusStelar
    @CassiusStelar 4 года назад +24

    My first bitlife daughter died saving an old lady from a car wreck. It was inspiring.

  • @n0vellette
    @n0vellette 5 лет назад +297

    I literally just tried the game, got a scholarship in psychology, then got sent to prison, started a riot, and died trying to pickpocket a guy. Yay

    • @Melisaoffxl12
      @Melisaoffxl12 3 года назад +2

      @Super Greyflash rip

    • @ghastlygavin
      @ghastlygavin 3 года назад +7

      I started the game, I twisted someone's nipple, I had the option to date All Might, I went to jail and Ochako saved me, weird shit

    • @swaghilash
      @swaghilash 2 года назад +1

      @@ghastlygavin LMAOO WHAT

    • @macaronii8318
      @macaronii8318 2 года назад +2

      i got born , got bullied, killed my bully, sent to prison, escaped from prison, married a girl I met at the library and died at 102

    • @BroodingBloodThirst
      @BroodingBloodThirst Год назад +1

      I started the game had a nice relationship w/ my mom, went to elementary, got called ugly by a girl, defended myself, and she shot my chest with a rocket launcher, and then i died.

  • @Carolina-pr2ug
    @Carolina-pr2ug 5 лет назад +2978

    we stan our lesbian exorcist

    • @ZeroTwo-ir5th
      @ZeroTwo-ir5th 5 лет назад +106

      Lesbian exorcist sugarbaby brain surgeon*

    • @twentyonepilotstwentyonepi3817
      @twentyonepilotstwentyonepi3817 5 лет назад +15

      I love her 😂

    • @maiasmith434
      @maiasmith434 5 лет назад

      @Chloe uwu Whats up your ass

    • @maiasmith434
      @maiasmith434 5 лет назад +1

      @bich yeah Whats your problem

    • @marcbrown437
      @marcbrown437 5 лет назад +4

      @Ralsei with a gun Gay people have their rainbow flags, so they *were* disrespecting that part of the LGBTQA+ community.

  • @flossiebell
    @flossiebell 5 лет назад +312

    This is so creative Haley! I love watching Bitlife vids and playing the game for myself. So happy you did a video on it! ❤️

  • @demonslayer9409
    @demonslayer9409 4 года назад +12

    My first BitLife character was a rich women who was married to a rich man. She had abusive parents and 5 children. Moral of the story: Even if times are hard, you can become rich if you try.

  • @Revsoshi
    @Revsoshi 5 лет назад +213

    What a GAYTwiSt(she is actually gay and it was kinda a plot twist

    • @alicine-sims8988
      @alicine-sims8988 5 лет назад +20

      No wonder she was unhappy when she spent any time with her ex-husband.

  • @Deadline_83930
    @Deadline_83930 5 лет назад +556

    **thinks he's cute** **looks** um, okie, if you say so...💀💀💀

    • @MaybeeEvie
      @MaybeeEvie 5 лет назад +8

      Looks dont really matter

    • @Deadline_83930
      @Deadline_83930 5 лет назад +21

      @@MaybeeEvie it's a joke sweetheart

    • @valeale8851
      @valeale8851 4 года назад +7

      And that's on compulsive heterosexuality

    • @itslilia8984
      @itslilia8984 4 года назад +1

      Why skuls

    • @kaprisun4624
      @kaprisun4624 4 года назад

      @@itslilia8984 💀💀💀

  • @bananasplitlady3045
    @bananasplitlady3045 5 лет назад +58

    You choose the best names for your character's kids.
    Also the drawing of Jacob is absolutely hilarious.

  • @froggzdeartist2565
    @froggzdeartist2565 3 года назад +12

    9:29
    Me: uh oh there’s an *Isabella dilemma*

  • @woah4167
    @woah4167 5 лет назад +382

    My most recent BitLife character was Marie Hole, who was an author, lesbian, and badass who died at the ripe old age of 89 with a net-worth of about $9,000,000.
    Edit: Holy crap, 400 likes already? This comment's been up for 2 weeks! Thank you so much!
    Edit 2: For those wondering, she died in an explosion trying to save someone from a car that was leaking oil.

  • @MamaTrixxieAsmr
    @MamaTrixxieAsmr 5 лет назад +672

    Game: He looks Cute!
    Also game: *LOOKS: RED*
    (Edit:messed up formatting)

    • @sofiaparedes5597
      @sofiaparedes5597 5 лет назад +4

      Homestuck.

    • @iososop9169
      @iososop9169 5 лет назад +25

      I actually think it’s really sweet she thought he was cute when the game said otherwise lol.

    • @chizzlebizzle1150
      @chizzlebizzle1150 4 года назад

      Hey so cute dosnt count on looks

  • @thecraftykingdomking7029
    @thecraftykingdomking7029 5 лет назад +30

    “Autum pumpkin spiced us”
    I DROPPED MY WATER

  • @ilumilimbs
    @ilumilimbs Год назад +4

    I remember watching these videos a few years ago. I saw one and went, "I rEmEmBeR tHeSe!" Keep up the good work!

    • @c0d3.c0dy
      @c0d3.c0dy 11 месяцев назад +1

      yeah same!! i'm pretty sure i got into bitlife bc of her :) i hope she brings it back

  • @keitiguess
    @keitiguess 5 лет назад +130

    “She somehow pumpkin spiced us into good health” I died of laughter!

  • @roromi9843
    @roromi9843 5 лет назад +314

    What if there is a person named Isabella who will become an exorcist and get 2 sons and one daughter but then realizes shes lesbian so she marries an old woman

    • @xiiscari317
      @xiiscari317 5 лет назад +22

      Maybe in an alternate universe, our BitLife people are actual humans and we control their life

    • @0nlyyuu
      @0nlyyuu 5 лет назад

      OMG I LUV UR PFP AND RAN. MY FAV CHSRACTER US MISAKI / MICHELLE

    • @roromi9843
      @roromi9843 5 лет назад +2

      @@0nlyyuu A man of culture, I see.

    • @shuyotirah9132
      @shuyotirah9132 5 лет назад

      @@xiiscari317 i want to see a movie about that oml

    • @mr.cleanvibesyeet2204
      @mr.cleanvibesyeet2204 5 лет назад

      @cable porn I'm also a lesbian and name Isabella

  • @thetuerk
    @thetuerk 5 лет назад +175

    You: Woman called Evelyn starts
    spending time with you
    Me: **concern**

  • @cookiedoesgacha9705
    @cookiedoesgacha9705 5 лет назад +31

    She protecc
    She attacc
    But most inportantly
    She’s a lion snak

  • @guyroo9974
    @guyroo9974 5 лет назад +263

    In my last game of bitlife my character was a bisexual escort called Tamika Ingles who had 14 different children with 14 different baby daddies and ended up getting married to her millionaire wife at the age of 72 and immediately died 2 years after to aids 😭💀

    • @daisymay6505
      @daisymay6505 5 лет назад +4

      WOW

    • @meleileen2960
      @meleileen2960 5 лет назад +51

      My first bitlife died at 4 because his brother assaulted him with a horse whip

    • @daisymay6505
      @daisymay6505 5 лет назад +4

      Oh my god 😱😂

    • @artema.
      @artema. 5 лет назад +3

      @@meleileen2960 😂 ded lol

    • @reikinnie7045
      @reikinnie7045 5 лет назад +2

      👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @marioistiredifthisconversa869
    @marioistiredifthisconversa869 5 лет назад +605

    *the perssone who draw* Isabella is a smart girl
    *Isabella* omg this lion is in great danger let me save him whis my bear hand

    • @AbstractTraitorHero
      @AbstractTraitorHero 5 лет назад +31

      She did have dementia...

    • @user-cq1xw9kg5l
      @user-cq1xw9kg5l 5 лет назад +3

      mario is tired if this conversations
      *person *drew *with

    • @maxdunn4756
      @maxdunn4756 5 лет назад +9

      You would think she would learn after losing her calf to a rabid dog.

    • @tt_kai1694
      @tt_kai1694 5 лет назад

      ._.

    • @zera-zero
      @zera-zero 4 года назад

      @@user-cq1xw9kg5l And also *bare, just after "whis".

  • @thisoreoisqueen5944
    @thisoreoisqueen5944 5 лет назад +51

    It's nice to see that the exorcist lady got to have a cute date at Disneyland

  • @onyxth3ripper
    @onyxth3ripper 3 года назад +4

    I love how in Bitlife you have the same doctors your entire life.

  • @jacobm7624
    @jacobm7624 5 лет назад +424

    I just had to pretend my name was not Jacob for the whole video

  • @alaskayoung6001
    @alaskayoung6001 5 лет назад +120

    When she drew Jacob I died laughing😂😂😂
    Edit: AND ISABELLA DIED ON MY BIRTHDAY

  • @joysauce619
    @joysauce619 5 лет назад +257

    Nobody:
    BitLife: *dies because your brother poked your thumb*

    • @umnothanku
      @umnothanku 5 лет назад +4

      Biiju Mike reference?

    • @suzannedougan8017
      @suzannedougan8017 4 года назад +5

      Well mine that was so unlucky that my charter died of a bomb at school at 8

    • @topic260
      @topic260 4 года назад +3

      Mine died because of hay fever at 17

    • @c0rn367
      @c0rn367 4 года назад +1

      ᴇᴜxʜᴏʀɪɪᴀᴀ YES

    • @arianameinking688
      @arianameinking688 4 года назад +3

      My character got hit her hand hurt while in prison and that somehow killed her 😂😅

  • @Luis-708
    @Luis-708 4 года назад +12

    Every time she talked about Autumn Carver... I done did W H E E Z E

  • @FlopaDopPOP
    @FlopaDopPOP 5 лет назад +76

    She got the best FLIPIn death EVER..
    I mean..killed by a LION?!

    • @KikiG75ThatBritishWoman
      @KikiG75ThatBritishWoman 5 лет назад

      *and she was happy the lion killed her. Did you see the happiness? LOL*

    • @FlopaDopPOP
      @FlopaDopPOP 5 лет назад

      kiki g lmao, no I meant like, she went down fighting a LION!

  • @Bun.Ultimate.Author
    @Bun.Ultimate.Author 5 лет назад +275

    ( looks at thumbnail )
    Me: I need an exorcism, I need an exorcism, I need an exorcism, I need an exorcism, I need an exorcism, I need an exorcism, I need an exorcism, I need an exorcism!!!

    • @Bun.Ultimate.Author
      @Bun.Ultimate.Author 5 лет назад +5

      @Lovely Lilly yess-

    • @levihan334
      @levihan334 5 лет назад +12

      Are we gonna turn this into a vocaloid conversation

    • @waterlemonandfriends
      @waterlemonandfriends 5 лет назад +8

      oh yeah thats a good song

    • @mah1na
      @mah1na 5 лет назад +4

      EXORCISTS CAN'T SAVE ME NOOOOW-
      isabella: exists
      me: nevermind im saved

    • @Mythicalrulesme
      @Mythicalrulesme 5 лет назад +1

      I love that song lol

  • @scistical
    @scistical 5 лет назад +38

    Lavender: AAAnd im addicted to gambling now!
    Also Lavender: *passes rehab*

  • @kayladraws-1860
    @kayladraws-1860 4 года назад +9

    5:23
    I love how they are just kissing and the kid is like . This is fine