In one playthrough, my character's father was 60 something years old when my character was born. My character died in her 80s or 90s and her 150 something year old dad came to the funeral. He must have been immortal.
“She somehow pumpkin spiced us to good health” “All the jobs we’re looking pretty blah and I wasn’t really sure what I was gonna pick for her until I found this sparkling option of an exorcist” “Apparently she celebrated some other way because now she’s pregnant” “The bitlife devs attacked us while we were trimming a bush and offered us a car” “He assaults her, severing her calf and poking her waist”
I liked when she said "well, she's an exorcist so I'm naming her son Damian" 😂 then she named the next Cain and the daughter Jezebel? I didn't catch the daughters name too well. All evil names though lol and exorcists are supposed to get RID of demons.
Could this be turned into a series? Since Bitlife is entirely random and the developers often update the game with various options, I feel that a lot of different drawings could come from it!
Now I'm wondering how she did it like did she just show the daughter or instead showed her daughter how to do it and then just placed the kid down with the bow and was like "you can do it!"
"I'm picturing these cute little old ladies running around Disneyland on their first or second date." There was no part of that sentence I didn't like.
I feel like her stories are so wholesome in Bitlife, and mine are just- *"MARRY 3 TIMES, DIVORCE THEM ALL, HAVE A SON, MURDER BEST FRIEND, START PRISON RIOT"*
Where's the Food? I have escaped jail a total of 4 times. Three of the escapes were in one life. The longest prison sentence I ever received for going back to jail (I was a murderer and thief, I committed every crime the game would allow) was a totally of 600 years, somewhere around there.
There is no petition and if there was nobody has signed. You are now under arrest for foraging a petition and signatures. Now excuse me while I create my doomsday device.
This is me my name is isabella crush is jacob and i have a depressing childhood and im dumb enough to get killed by a lion but i was really smart... Something is wrong with me!!!
>Has 2 kids with a guy >gets married to him >Has a third kid with the guy >Move halfway across the world and back again while still married "... Wait a minute, I'm _gay._ "
I remember when my BitLife Character got Brain Cancer at 4, he then had his mother die about 3 years later and he died at 11 from the cancer and was bullied all his school life. It was a sad life not gonna lie
Tuex I had one where a guy was arrested by the cops for no reason and spent pretty much his whole life in jail and had to do drugs and stuff. Then he realized he was gay and when he got out of jail he was like. 60 or something. He became a pimp and then went back to jail where he was killed at 75. Very sad.
My very first BitLife character was Samantha... legendary millionaire lesbian who lived 120 years. She was everything I aspire to be Edit: apparently people are not understanding what I meant? To clarify - I don’t aspire to be a lesbian, I aspire to be rich person with a great career and a hella long and happy life like my character who happened to be a lesbian. I remembered that my MC was a lesbian cause getting a gay protagonist was an unusual, but pleasant surprise. Never played a game that allowed that, so cool to see that it is even a possibility. Especially considering that I can get myself arrested or killed for my sexuality in my country of origins. Bit life is a fun game, and I’m happy I managed to have an awesome first life. My character was even married to her high school crush for 95 years. Sweet~ And to whoever wished I died from polio in the comment section - not gonna work, I’m vaccinated :)
I think it would be entertaining to make another one of these BitLife drawings. It’s not annoying as those trying to make multiple lives, and talking constantly as some others. It’s actually quite cute on how this lady lived her life.
3:36 the way the drawing turned from somewhat normal to holy shoot she's pregnant. And those ghosts made the drawing even more funny due to their expressions
Player: I'm gonna go gambling once Bitlife: you're addicted to gambling Bitlife: you find a scorpion Player: pet it Bitlife:you died Bitlife: wanna do drugs? Player: why not Bitlife:you overdosed and died So realistic
Therapist: "So tell me a bout your mother." Charlotte: "She was an Exorcist Surgeon that went to Italy, had a gambling addiction, and had reeeeeallly bad luck with animals. Oh yeah! I think she dated a Mistress or something when she got older. Therapist: "Uuuuh...." Charlotte: "Did you know my Grandpa was in the Mafia?" Therapist: "See you next week..."
I remember my first BitLife, Rafaela Do Vale, a scandalous woman who by the age of 120 had outlived 15 of her 22 children, lived to see 24 of her grandchildren, and gone through 166 lovers. By the age of 12 her mother had despised her. She once accidentally disowned one of her kids and spend years trying to win them back. She watched one of her sons go through the trials of cancer and another go through to struggles of being a closeted gay man with a wife and two kids. She had many children die in crashes and assaults and by the time she was older so she was often sad, but she always made time for her grandchildren, being sure not to leave anyone out.
Note, fibromyalgia is a chronic pain condition often caused by other underlying conditions. It's basically widespread pain often in the joints, back and hips
haha. I'm not a doctor but I do a bunch of research about things like that and it's possible I'll be diagnosed with fibro once my gp actually does stuff. I also know some people with fibro
@@-Daralynn- Listen to your doctor and not to me because I'm not a doctor nor do I know much, if anything, about treating fibromyalgia beyond pain medication
Addison Willis Lol, i mean... She was gonna die a much sadder life of dementia, so honestly a lion death is how i would wanna go out too lol Makes for a good tombstone anyway 😅
ʟɪᴠɪᴇ ᴅᴇʟɢᴀᴅᴏ there are as much ungrateful girls as there are ungrateful boys so stop acting like we are the only ones who act that way because it makes you look really ignorant
My friends have bit life and for some reason they tried to get HIV and one of my friends shouted "WHY CAN'T I GET HIV!," and I almost chocked on my food
I once lived a bitlife to 107 years with my lowest looks being 95 and my smarts went from like 10 to 100 real quick I was rich, working at a hospital, had 3 smart, cute children and a sweet, fairly good looking, smart husband, who I didn’t cheat on once. *the biggest flex of the century*
I played this game, managed to become a 120 year old woman, and nobody attended my funeral, because both my wife and my adopted daughter each died of old age before I did. The last thing I did with my daughter, at 119, she was 83, was we went skydiving together. How I managed to live for so long was that I worked out a lot. So I'm imagining the oldest, buffest lesbian to have ever walked the earth, and skydive it. I was a brilliant Sr Psychologist for 87 years at the time of my death. Oh, and although my health, smarts, and happiness were 100 for most of my life, my looks never got over 20.
James Kindrick I had a lesbian go to 120 and as she started working at 20, it was the funniest thing. ‘She put up a hundred years working in the museum.’ But my newest girlfriend was legit 36 when I died and I was laughing so hard because I was like what 110 when we started dating. It was great
I started gaming the system after a few playthroughs, figuring out how to get ridiculous numbers and stats. For kill count and number of prison sentence years accumulated, I determined that it's impossible to do any prison-worthy crimes in the game before 18. At 18, the easiest way into prison is to try dating someone that's 16 or 17, which, as a first offense at 18, nets you 1 year, which can get the ball rolling. You can then accumulate additional years with failed prison escape attempts, and even more years, plus a kill count, but starting prison riots. If you manage to escape, you can get back in via another minor, if you're still young enough for them to show up as dating options, or you can travel to another country, where you'll be deported back and sent back to prison. Upon returning, your sentence is increased drastically, more than a failed escape would net you, making successful escapes valuable. If you fail to keep up the prison sentence gains to stay a convict, the only way to get back in is to get lucky, either by finding a minor to date or by assaulting people. I've managed to rack up almost 400 years in my remaining prison sentence.
The most I achieved so far was being a 119 years old bisexual- but I'm not sure how I feel about the fact that she killed a girl at the age of 9 for calling her "ugly"
My character severed a kids head when she was still in school. No repercussions. But one bar fight and she's arrested, loses her job, can't adopt a kid (she can't have one with her hubby), and loses several job opportunities. She then proceeds to spiral into depression. Then she dies of a drug overdose. Cheery game.
What if there is a person named Isabella who will become an exorcist and get 2 sons and one daughter but then realizes shes lesbian so she marries an old woman
I’ll never forget my most tragic BitLife, in which I am a young American boy who gets cancer of the mouth from a very young age. Despite my bad luck, I stay in school, spend time with my parents, and I even get a girlfriend. I get into university, and things are going good, but my girlfriend gets pregnant. She gives birth to twin sons, and I’m glad. She asks me to marry her, just as I’m finishing up university. I say yes, but the next year my mouth cancer battle ends and I’m dead. Such tragedy.
One time, my character had an absolutely horrible life. Her dad died when she was 3. Her little brother died when she was 5. And then she got cancer at age 7 and died at 13.
My most recent BitLife character was Marie Hole, who was an author, lesbian, and badass who died at the ripe old age of 89 with a net-worth of about $9,000,000. Edit: Holy crap, 400 likes already? This comment's been up for 2 weeks! Thank you so much! Edit 2: For those wondering, she died in an explosion trying to save someone from a car that was leaking oil.
I started the game had a nice relationship w/ my mom, went to elementary, got called ugly by a girl, defended myself, and she shot my chest with a rocket launcher, and then i died.
In my last game of bitlife my character was a bisexual escort called Tamika Ingles who had 14 different children with 14 different baby daddies and ended up getting married to her millionaire wife at the age of 72 and immediately died 2 years after to aids 😭💀
My first BitLife character was a rich women who was married to a rich man. She had abusive parents and 5 children. Moral of the story: Even if times are hard, you can become rich if you try.
( looks at thumbnail ) Me: I need an exorcism, I need an exorcism, I need an exorcism, I need an exorcism, I need an exorcism, I need an exorcism, I need an exorcism, I need an exorcism!!!
I had a recent life in this game: -Worked as leprechaun earn 4,800,000 per year -I got married by 21 with a girl -Had 6 kids Over 50 years of life later: -3 kids die R.I.P ,now theres only 3 -Has around 109,000,000 dollars -Wife wants divorce because "I remind her of her brother" THAT LADY TOOK ALL OF MY MONEY/left me in debt -MURDERED MY EX by a DRIVE-BY BECAUSE SHE TOOK ALL MY MONEY -Got a girlfriend -Married her -Had diabetes and hearing loss -Lost my job for a day then got it back! -Cured my hearing loss -Died around a 100 with 70,000,000 dollars and was never caught My favorite yet worse life. TURNS OUT HE WAS GAY LATER.
![DRAW MY BITLIFE [Cat Lady. Beekeeper. Hero?]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wxqRIXdT36A/mqdefault.jpg)
![DRAW MY BITLIFE [Cat Lady. Beekeeper. Hero?]](/img/tr.png)
![DRAW MY BITLIFE [illustrating a text based game]](/img/1.gif)
*Isabella walks in missing half of her leg*
Dr. Valentino: "Oh you seem fine. Go meditate or something"
Your pfp is soo adorable 👌
_The hello, dude?_
PFFFF- *dies*
Archer 1123 more like *stumbles* in am I right?
I swear there is a plot twist every 3 seconds
Kim Seokjin plot twist: there was no plot twist
@@trashykoneko261 Plot Twist: There is a plot twist
@@buggsy2230
Plot twist: plot twists suddenly don't exist
Plotwist: plotwist
I hate 🥧! Plot twist, that's a deformed tomato
This should be a series
I'd watch the heck out of that
yesssesss
ye
YES
Omg yessss
In one playthrough, my character's father was 60 something years old when my character was born. My character died in her 80s or 90s and her 150 something year old dad came to the funeral. He must have been immortal.
WHAT
How I want to have what he has
@@User_Here414 Your spring trap
@@catz_circus n o 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😰😰😰😰😰😰😱😱😱😨😨😨🤯🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱
He’s probably related to Queen Elizabeth.
Honestly a story about a badass exorcist who is also a mom of three kids living in Italy sounds amazing
Guys... We need this fanfiction...
@@need_more_kittens this video is the fanfiction
I would definitely watch this show.
we need a movie about this lmao
*who also turns out to be gay
“She somehow pumpkin spiced us to good health”
“All the jobs we’re looking pretty blah and I wasn’t really sure what I was gonna pick for her until I found this sparkling option of an exorcist”
“Apparently she celebrated some other way because now she’s pregnant”
“The bitlife devs attacked us while we were trimming a bush and offered us a car”
“He assaults her, severing her calf and poking her waist”
Thank you for this! XD
oh my god
all my favorite quotes
Lol
I liked when she said "well, she's an exorcist so I'm naming her son Damian" 😂 then she named the next Cain and the daughter Jezebel? I didn't catch the daughters name too well. All evil names though lol and exorcists are supposed to get RID of demons.
“I did immunize him because I didn’t want him to die :))”
oh
OH THE SHADE
KAT VON D WHOOO
*anti vaxxers have left the chat*
"oOooOh bUtT vAcCiNes aREee bADdd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Antivaxxers are QUAKING
Kat Von Disease lmaoo
Isabella: Surprisingly wholesome life
Also Isabella: Gambling addiction, exorcist, dies trying to rescue a lion
Don't forget dementia
Could this be turned into a series? Since Bitlife is entirely random and the developers often update the game with various options, I feel that a lot of different drawings could come from it!
That would be cool!
Ye!
drawing takes a long time
It could even be on WEBTOON.
@@uwuahah7407 that's littarly her channel
This Bitlife game is good for character designing holy shit
It really is though
is it
Art of Alexious This game is horrible for character designing but good for their story’s
@@freshoceanwaters7947
Yeah I think they meant the character's story 😂
930th like, YES
Lavendertowne: she'll most likely die from dementia
Isabella: Hold my blackjack cards-
Isabella: hold my beer.
The lion: am I a joke to u
"Isabella decides what she wants to do with her newborn infant daughter is to teach archery"
Me: ok then
Very normal thing to do with your newborn child
@@Jixxup07009 one of my personal favorite things to do with my newborn
Now I'm wondering how she did it like did she just show the daughter or instead showed her daughter how to do it and then just placed the kid down with the bow and was like "you can do it!"
"I'm picturing these cute little old ladies running around Disneyland on their first or second date." There was no part of that sentence I didn't like.
Old ladies are adorable, you can fight me, I luv my gramamas
I loaf it
@@kn1ght-788
YASSS!
XD
but then her partner died 😔
I feel like her stories are so wholesome in Bitlife, and mine are just-
*"MARRY 3 TIMES, DIVORCE THEM ALL, HAVE A SON, MURDER BEST FRIEND, START PRISON RIOT"*
Where's the Food? I have escaped jail a total of 4 times. Three of the escapes were in one life. The longest prison sentence I ever received for going back to jail (I was a murderer and thief, I committed every crime the game would allow) was a totally of 600 years, somewhere around there.
So it is the sims
Ikr I really want a one good life in bitlife ... BUTTTT NOOO MY STUPID BUTT WONT LET ME... SORRY FOR THE YELLING
same
Where's the Food? SAME I LOVE DOING THAT
Petition to make this a series
Congrats! 251 has signed! Lavender, it's time.
There is no petition and if there was nobody has signed. You are now under arrest for foraging a petition and signatures. Now excuse me while I create my doomsday device.
*signs 75 times*
*signs quickly*
YESSS
“Isabella got hurt for the Abused dog”
*everyone liked that*
same w/ this comment
I can't take Jacob seriously with that face.
CookieKitty194
same 😂
Me when I get a papercut
@@RadiantBleu
Me when i remember i have school the next day.
666 likes O_O
Personally, I think he is absolutely beautiful
Isabella got her self a sugar mommy dammm
momo? is that you?
The sugar mommy bought her a pink Lamborghini--
iM SCREAMING
@@aeolus-end once 💖💖
MOMO 💞💞
Isabella's life:
1. Depressing childhood.
2. Ok mid-life.
3. Success during her old ages.
4. *_gets killed by a lion_*
what a wild ride
Josh Herbert you are really not LION
This is me my name is isabella crush is jacob and i have a depressing childhood and im dumb enough to get killed by a lion but i was really smart... Something is wrong with me!!!
I read this and died 😂
@@kaydenceshepan5283 rest in peace lovely hooman
>Has 2 kids with a guy
>gets married to him
>Has a third kid with the guy
>Move halfway across the world and back again while still married
"... Wait a minute, I'm _gay._ "
Some people take a long time to realize that they're LGBT.
@@2dsimp225 It was just funny to me in the context, was all.
And that’s on a heteronormative society 😼
XD OMG I ALSO DID THIS I WAS STRAIGHT LIKE A RULER THAN O FEEL IN LOVE WITH A GURL JDBDJDVDJFB
There’s something called being bisexual
“She somehow pumpkin spiced us to good health” 😂😂😂
I’m dying
It’s that latte from Starbucks!
My mum with fibro:PUMPKIN SPICE MEEE TO GOOD HEALTH!
I remember when my BitLife Character got Brain Cancer at 4, he then had his mother die about 3 years later and he died at 11 from the cancer and was bullied all his school life.
It was a sad life not gonna lie
Tuex I had one where a guy was arrested by the cops for no reason and spent pretty much his whole life in jail and had to do drugs and stuff. Then he realized he was gay and when he got out of jail he was like. 60 or something. He became a pimp and then went back to jail where he was killed at 75. Very sad.
My son in bitlife died of a methanphetamine overdose
One time both my parents died before I was 5, and I died at 15 due to cancer.
Mine died at 2 from brain cancer
Bro I got penis cancer and died at 2....still not as sad as yours but....
i love isabella and will protect her.
Thank you I need someone to protect me haha
My name’s Isabella^^^
Skweeji
same aha, that was my first thought as well
Too late
You called?
Her: *Half of leg chopped off*
Doctors: Your perfectly fine
Me: Wha?
*leg gets freaking chopped off*
Doctor: You're in good health.
Lol
Littaryly
American healthcare huh
She was in Italy when her leg was chopped off.
This is what happens when your doctor is an exorcist too.
“Pumpkin spiced her to good health” *SUBBED*
if only that truly worked for fibromyalgia LOL i would have been cured from all the muffins years ago
@@Kyaazoi LOL LOL LOL
Good choice
That was the best kind EVER
I'm really allergic to pumpkins ;-;
My very first BitLife character was Samantha... legendary millionaire lesbian who lived 120 years. She was everything I aspire to be
Edit: apparently people are not understanding what I meant? To clarify - I don’t aspire to be a lesbian, I aspire to be rich person with a great career and a hella long and happy life like my character who happened to be a lesbian. I remembered that my MC was a lesbian cause getting a gay protagonist was an unusual, but pleasant surprise. Never played a game that allowed that, so cool to see that it is even a possibility. Especially considering that I can get myself arrested or killed for my sexuality in my country of origins. Bit life is a fun game, and I’m happy I managed to have an awesome first life. My character was even married to her high school crush for 95 years. Sweet~
And to whoever wished I died from polio in the comment section - not gonna work, I’m vaccinated :)
Wait you aspire to be an lesbian?
Oh hey, it's a homophobic person. Aren't you supposed to be dying from polio in the mid 1600s?
No, I’ll be very confused on how and why I time traveled to the time of the polio outbreak
ANTonio51006 Oooooo bust out the popcorn, I can tell this will be a fun argument.
@@mcnotok9966 Chill, people just are lesbians, I doubt people turn into one.
One time I died because my brother poked my tooth when I was three.
Wow, the realistic level in Bitlife is *amazing* .
This made me literally laugh out loud 😭
LMAOOO 3??
LMAO BY HIM POKING YOUR TOOTH
once I died because my sister whacked me in the testicles with a golf club
This reminds me of when I was a baby my brother played the accordian for me and I threw up.
Talk about a tough crowd
I think it would be entertaining to make another one of these BitLife drawings. It’s not annoying as those trying to make multiple lives, and talking constantly as some others. It’s actually quite cute on how this lady lived her life.
Yes, I would love to see more of these!
It's very cute.
*is missing a calve*
Doctor: You look perfectly fine!
*leg bleeds more*
lol true
Absql trueeeee
"I'm picturing these cute little old ladies running around Disneyland on their first or second date."
Everyone liked that.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
As a lesbian its amazing;w;
literally everyone xD
I wish i could do that 😔
MY EYES ARE HAPPY SWEATING
3:36 the way the drawing turned from somewhat normal to holy shoot she's pregnant. And those ghosts made the drawing even more funny due to their expressions
One time I died in BitLife because my half sister punched me in the armpit when I was seven.
one assaulted my booty...
*KOWALSKI ANALYSIS (or is it anal sis?)*
*wot m8!?!??!!!???!???????*
Once I died because my sister "grazed my booty"
My sister killed me at the age of 4
My brother attacked me with a taster and I died
He was 5
Player: I'm gonna go gambling once
Bitlife: you're addicted to gambling
Bitlife: you find a scorpion
Player: pet it
Bitlife:you died
Bitlife: wanna do drugs?
Player: why not
Bitlife:you overdosed and died
So realistic
😔✋
well yeahhhhh you can die from pretty much everything irl
drugs. not even once.
@@imayhaveasmalldickbut3125 and happy tree friends proved that
This actually is realistic, I know it's sarcasm, but it's true
Therapist: "So tell me a bout your mother."
Charlotte: "She was an Exorcist Surgeon that went to Italy, had a gambling addiction, and had reeeeeallly bad luck with animals. Oh yeah! I think she dated a Mistress or something when she got older.
Therapist: "Uuuuh...."
Charlotte: "Did you know my Grandpa was in the Mafia?"
Therapist: "See you next week..."
Taco Tuesday O O F LMAO
Lmao
Huh?
my name is charlotte so it makes it 10x funnier lmao
Hey! That's me! Srlsy my grandpa was in the mafia shhhhh
"So i sent her to the doctors but they said she's fine"
Story of my life with endometriosis.
Pain in women is always ignored by doctors.
true
One time I died because my sister punched me in the head and that dislocated my spine
Your sister is freaking *Saitama*
Every parent ever: that can definitely happen in real ife
Your Sister: I ONLY TOUCHED HER
Some one killed me with a molatov because I snitched on her
In 2 grade
One time I got cancer as a toddler and died at nine.
I remember my first BitLife, Rafaela Do Vale, a scandalous woman who by the age of 120 had outlived 15 of her 22 children, lived to see 24 of her grandchildren, and gone through 166 lovers.
By the age of 12 her mother had despised her.
She once accidentally disowned one of her kids and spend years trying to win them back. She watched one of her sons go through the trials of cancer and another go through to struggles of being a closeted gay man with a wife and two kids.
She had many children die in crashes and assaults and by the time she was older so she was often sad, but she always made time for her grandchildren, being sure not to leave anyone out.
😂
A queen
Oh
ICON
I stan
"I did immunize him, though, because I don't want him to die"
* *Anti-vaxxers left the chat* *
@@DeCarbonZo5979
Are you joking?
It's sad that I can't tell if you're joking.
No comment.
@@DeCarbonZo5979
In other places that have more diseases, it's important to have vaccines. I guess you were just lucky
Banana Split Lady no I gOt MeAsLeS fRoM a ShOt
@@totallynipples next thing u know
Me: *trying to keep everyone's relationship up*
Her: *treats it like an actual life*
Me: I'VE BEEN PLAYING IT WRONG
I once managed 29 babies in bitlife and I’m proud
👏
I literally can't take care of my own character without children
I had 91 children and 52 grandchildren once 😂
I handled 30!
Min Ty damn it I got 53 kids
The most I ever had was four...
this was so great, isabella is a gay icon.
Alizaqi Plays why “ewww”?
You have to do this again with a male character! That would be great!
Yessssss
Isbella Walker: * *Sees a guy and thinks he's cute but he isn't* *
Bitlife: *GURL NO, JUST NO*
69...!
Lmao 🤣
they were trying to tell her that she was gay before she could ever realize
this is such a cool idea
yo is that wirt in your pfp
Mintette hell yea it is 👊😎
Note, fibromyalgia is a chronic pain condition often caused by other underlying conditions. It's basically widespread pain often in the joints, back and hips
Tess Burgoyne we got a doctor here
haha. I'm not a doctor but I do a bunch of research about things like that and it's possible I'll be diagnosed with fibro once my gp actually does stuff. I also know some people with fibro
My doctor is giving me medicine becase I have pain in my hips, joints and ALL OVER MY BODY my doctor thinks I have fibromyalga. HELP MEEeeeeee TT . TT
@@-Daralynn- Listen to your doctor and not to me because I'm not a doctor nor do I know much, if anything, about treating fibromyalgia beyond pain medication
Moral of the story:
*_Don’t try to help lions because they are ungrateful jerks._*
Addison Willis
Lol, i mean... She was gonna die a much sadder life of dementia, so honestly a lion death is how i would wanna go out too lol
Makes for a good tombstone anyway 😅
You need 333 more likes for 666
ʟɪᴠɪᴇ ᴅᴇʟɢᴀᴅᴏ there are as much ungrateful girls as there are ungrateful boys so stop acting like we are the only ones who act that way because it makes you look really ignorant
That sucks I love lions lmao
@Herobrine 2518 @Beatriz Tarrayo @Fares Alsayed
Woosh
how come I never get these good stories?
all my characters either go to prison or die because of mental health
oof
"Apparently she celebrated some other way because now she's pregnant." 😂😂😂
My friends have bit life and for some reason they tried to get HIV and one of my friends shouted "WHY CAN'T I GET HIV!," and I almost chocked on my food
I almost swallowed my tongue reading this.
*c h o c k e d*
chocked
Oh God, that had to be horrifying.
😂
This is actually a good way to come up with ocs
I actually agree!
@@nathanplays6709 I actually agree to
I subscribed to you 😄😄😄
So true ;-;
Aww same!!
Isabelle: hes so cute~ >.<
Bitlife: *no*
Game: He looks Cute!
Also game: *LOOKS: RED*
(Edit:messed up formatting)
Homestuck.
I actually think it’s really sweet she thought he was cute when the game said otherwise lol.
Hey so cute dosnt count on looks
DO DINOSAURS AS CUTE GIRLS AND BOYS!!! (or extinct animals as cute girls or boys)
btw love your stuff!
I kinda pictured that the T-Rex girl/boy would be a bit of a bullying type.
@@cookiekitty194 imagine a T rex trying to take you're lunch money but it can't because it's arms are too short
Dodo people would look amazing and hilarious.
@@astrowyrm6871 Lmao 😂
SHE SOMEHOW PUMPKIN SPOCED US TO GOOD HEATH
I AM WHEEZING
Spelling 100
*spelling 101*
You are wheezing, and you are making spelling errors.
@@ziyinglim4917 You're* ;).
I hope LavenderTowne does this sort of thing again, it seems like its been a while since she's drawn her Bitlife characters go through life
I once lived a bitlife to 107 years with my lowest looks being 95 and my smarts went from like 10 to 100 real quick
I was rich, working at a hospital, had 3 smart, cute children and a sweet, fairly good looking, smart husband, who I didn’t cheat on once.
*the biggest flex of the century*
@Nathan Drake Lad(ie)s
I lived to be 108 with all my stats at 100
*i have been feeling homosexual tendencies...*
So so so..
My youngest life was 4 and my longest was 114!
👌🏼👌🏼😂
I played this game, managed to become a 120 year old woman, and nobody attended my funeral, because both my wife and my adopted daughter each died of old age before I did. The last thing I did with my daughter, at 119, she was 83, was we went skydiving together. How I managed to live for so long was that I worked out a lot. So I'm imagining the oldest, buffest lesbian to have ever walked the earth, and skydive it. I was a brilliant Sr Psychologist for 87 years at the time of my death. Oh, and although my health, smarts, and happiness were 100 for most of my life, my looks never got over 20.
James Kindrick
I had a lesbian go to 120 and as she started working at 20, it was the funniest thing.
‘She put up a hundred years working in the museum.’
But my newest girlfriend was legit 36 when I died and I was laughing so hard because I was like what 110 when we started dating. It was great
I started gaming the system after a few playthroughs, figuring out how to get ridiculous numbers and stats. For kill count and number of prison sentence years accumulated, I determined that it's impossible to do any prison-worthy crimes in the game before 18. At 18, the easiest way into prison is to try dating someone that's 16 or 17, which, as a first offense at 18, nets you 1 year, which can get the ball rolling. You can then accumulate additional years with failed prison escape attempts, and even more years, plus a kill count, but starting prison riots. If you manage to escape, you can get back in via another minor, if you're still young enough for them to show up as dating options, or you can travel to another country, where you'll be deported back and sent back to prison. Upon returning, your sentence is increased drastically, more than a failed escape would net you, making successful escapes valuable. If you fail to keep up the prison sentence gains to stay a convict, the only way to get back in is to get lucky, either by finding a minor to date or by assaulting people. I've managed to rack up almost 400 years in my remaining prison sentence.
@@Kindrick do you know by any ways how to get to "turkish prison"? it's an achievement but i can't tell how to get it
The most I achieved so far was being a 119 years old bisexual- but I'm not sure how I feel about the fact that she killed a girl at the age of 9 for calling her "ugly"
Plastic surgeon
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
Rabid dogs in the backround *RUUUUU
S C R E E E E E E
I M O N L Y U S I N G 1 P E R C E N T O F M Y P O W E R
YEET
Lol
Talking to Damian and Charlotte on Mother’s Day must be really fun
I have a friend who plays this game and only takes the murderer route, it’s great but she usually dies quickly
Murderer route?
I'm concerned.
What is this, Undertale
Every murder I tried to commit in the game failed.
emo mations Once I name one life Chara and I make the murder route =)
@@lyn1940 every one I commited worked and I didn't get caught
I’d love to see this turn into a series
This is so creative Haley! I love watching Bitlife vids and playing the game for myself. So happy you did a video on it! ❤️
“I wanted to send her to college”
*starts drawing demon ghosts with no context*
I just had to pretend my name was not Jacob for the whole video
Oof
Jacob M LOL
XD
I had to pretend my name was not Isabella for the whole video....
i coughed while laughing skksks
My character severed a kids head when she was still in school. No repercussions. But one bar fight and she's arrested, loses her job, can't adopt a kid (she can't have one with her hubby), and loses several job opportunities. She then proceeds to spiral into depression. Then she dies of a drug overdose. Cheery game.
**thinks he's cute** **looks** um, okie, if you say so...💀💀💀
Looks dont really matter
@@MaybeeEvie it's a joke sweetheart
And that's on compulsive heterosexuality
Why skuls
@@itslilia8984 💀💀💀
i just realised something. need help with making an oc? bitlife is a game with realistic characters, so you should get a lot of inspiration.
You choose the best names for your character's kids.
Also the drawing of Jacob is absolutely hilarious.
What if there is a person named Isabella who will become an exorcist and get 2 sons and one daughter but then realizes shes lesbian so she marries an old woman
Maybe in an alternate universe, our BitLife people are actual humans and we control their life
OMG I LUV UR PFP AND RAN. MY FAV CHSRACTER US MISAKI / MICHELLE
@@0nlyyuu A man of culture, I see.
@@xiiscari317 i want to see a movie about that oml
@cable porn I'm also a lesbian and name Isabella
My friend played bitlife yesterday as me
my husband didnt attend my funeral because he was playing catch
Robeanie I think your husband might be Tommy Wiseau
8:37 Your story was being so wholesome until now that the bot just realize that it could be a netorare plot material
*the perssone who draw* Isabella is a smart girl
*Isabella* omg this lion is in great danger let me save him whis my bear hand
She did have dementia...
mario is tired if this conversations
*person *drew *with
You would think she would learn after losing her calf to a rabid dog.
._.
@@박현숙-w6g And also *bare, just after "whis".
The pain of a premiere
we stan our lesbian exorcist
Lesbian exorcist sugarbaby brain surgeon*
I love her 😂
@Chloe uwu Whats up your ass
@bich yeah Whats your problem
@Ralsei with a gun Gay people have their rainbow flags, so they *were* disrespecting that part of the LGBTQA+ community.
Oh man, I'd love that LavenderTowne brings this series back.
I’ll never forget my most tragic BitLife, in which I am a young American boy who gets cancer of the mouth from a very young age.
Despite my bad luck, I stay in school, spend time with my parents, and I even get a girlfriend.
I get into university, and things are going good, but my girlfriend gets pregnant. She gives birth to twin sons, and I’m glad. She asks me to marry her, just as I’m finishing up university. I say yes, but the next year my mouth cancer battle ends and I’m dead.
Such tragedy.
Pillows Are Cool My character died from cancer of the mouth at the age of 8...
I had one die at the age of 5 or 6 (I remember by what), but it was very tragic
One time, my character had an absolutely horrible life. Her dad died when she was 3. Her little brother died when she was 5. And then she got cancer at age 7 and died at 13.
my friend kept getting people who died at age 5 because they got vagina cancer when they were 1
Gacha Fish what
What a GAYTwiSt(she is actually gay and it was kinda a plot twist
No wonder she was unhappy when she spent any time with her ex-husband.
“She somehow pumpkin spiced us into good health” I died of laughter!
Same with me!
Isabella's life is kinda inspiring ngl
Never too late to realise who you really are and follow your dreams
Isabella: Wow hes so cute!
Game: This guy looks like he got ran over 3 times, rose from the dead, and just wandered into a high school classroom.
You: Woman called Evelyn starts
spending time with you
Me: **concern**
My most recent BitLife character was Marie Hole, who was an author, lesbian, and badass who died at the ripe old age of 89 with a net-worth of about $9,000,000.
Edit: Holy crap, 400 likes already? This comment's been up for 2 weeks! Thank you so much!
Edit 2: For those wondering, she died in an explosion trying to save someone from a car that was leaking oil.
the march of the killer queen holy crap.
My God.
XD lit
HOW DID SHE DIE?! I NEED TO KNOW!!
@@S1ncerelyMe the most I've got is 48,000,000. I was rich lil bean
I remember watching these videos a few years ago. I saw one and went, "I rEmEmBeR tHeSe!" Keep up the good work!
yeah same!! i'm pretty sure i got into bitlife bc of her :) i hope she brings it back
*She somehow pumpkin spiced us to good health* - lavender town 2019
she was lesbian *THE WHOLE TIME?*
dUN DUN DUUNNNN
@Anna Lialine 9:25
@Anna Lialine The m/c was actually a lesbian who thought she was hetero. She ended up marrying this female but the pther died from something skjj
me at myself
(After having *THREE KIDS* )
I literally just tried the game, got a scholarship in psychology, then got sent to prison, started a riot, and died trying to pickpocket a guy. Yay
@Super Greyflash rip
I started the game, I twisted someone's nipple, I had the option to date All Might, I went to jail and Ochako saved me, weird shit
@@ghastlygavin LMAOO WHAT
i got born , got bullied, killed my bully, sent to prison, escaped from prison, married a girl I met at the library and died at 102
I started the game had a nice relationship w/ my mom, went to elementary, got called ugly by a girl, defended myself, and she shot my chest with a rocket launcher, and then i died.
My first bitlife daughter died saving an old lady from a car wreck. It was inspiring.
I loved this! Please make it a series!
When she drew Jacob I died laughing😂😂😂
Edit: AND ISABELLA DIED ON MY BIRTHDAY
o o f
Nice (jk)
O O F
In my last game of bitlife my character was a bisexual escort called Tamika Ingles who had 14 different children with 14 different baby daddies and ended up getting married to her millionaire wife at the age of 72 and immediately died 2 years after to aids 😭💀
WOW
My first bitlife died at 4 because his brother assaulted him with a horse whip
Oh my god 😱😂
@@meleileen2960 😂 ded lol
👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
My first BitLife character was a rich women who was married to a rich man. She had abusive parents and 5 children. Moral of the story: Even if times are hard, you can become rich if you try.
She got the best FLIPIn death EVER..
I mean..killed by a LION?!
*and she was happy the lion killed her. Did you see the happiness? LOL*
kiki g lmao, no I meant like, she went down fighting a LION!
“Autum pumpkin spiced us”
I DROPPED MY WATER
( looks at thumbnail )
Me: I need an exorcism, I need an exorcism, I need an exorcism, I need an exorcism, I need an exorcism, I need an exorcism, I need an exorcism, I need an exorcism!!!
@Lovely Lilly yess-
Are we gonna turn this into a vocaloid conversation
oh yeah thats a good song
EXORCISTS CAN'T SAVE ME NOOOOW-
isabella: exists
me: nevermind im saved
I love that song lol
Every time she talked about Autumn Carver... I done did W H E E Z E
It's nice to see that the exorcist lady got to have a cute date at Disneyland
I had a recent life in this game:
-Worked as leprechaun earn 4,800,000 per year
-I got married by 21 with a girl
-Had 6 kids
Over 50 years of life later:
-3 kids die R.I.P ,now theres only 3
-Has around 109,000,000 dollars
-Wife wants divorce because "I remind her of her brother" THAT LADY TOOK ALL OF MY MONEY/left me in debt
-MURDERED MY EX by a DRIVE-BY BECAUSE SHE TOOK ALL MY MONEY
-Got a girlfriend
-Married her
-Had diabetes and hearing loss
-Lost my job for a day then got it back!
-Cured my hearing loss
-Died around a 100 with 70,000,000 dollars and was never caught
My favorite yet worse life.
TURNS OUT HE WAS GAY LATER.
Jesus that is an eventful life
Gay for Gavin, a leprechaun? How do you get that job?
Gay for Gavin was the badge whatever thing ?Rich?
"what da hell they doin over there"
My name is Gavin and I'm very frightened by that username as this life sounds awfully familiar to one my friend told me about once
Lavender: AAAnd im addicted to gambling now!
Also Lavender: *passes rehab*
"So apparently she celebrated some other way, cause now she's pregnant..."