"Papa there is a monster in my closet" is the best scene in the whole series! Also Holts reaction to eating a marshmello was golden! Edit:wow thanks most likes I’ve ever had on a comment.
Ask him about his bank account. Ask him about his bank account. Ask him about his bank-*window shatters*-account. CAPTAAAAIN, SANTIAGO BROKE THE GLAAAASSS
@@jaywalker6464 its on another cold opening video where boyle watch a singer named whis (i dont remember the full name) all night and jake ask how was his night he said a very lame pun that he has a whis infection but the way boyle say it is very funny (Sori bad english)
"Ooh there's little chocolate chips on it!" "Yeah I'm not an idiot, I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber" Lol, Jake and Charles are bromance goals
COLD OPENS BY TIMESTAMP: 0:00 - Halloween III 1:16 - Into the Woods 2:06 - The 9-8 3:11 - Hostage Situation 4:10 - Chocolate Milk 5:21 - The Defense Rests 6:18 - The Chopper 7:32 - Monster in the Closet 8:07 - Your Honor
You know that halloween episode in which Gina plays everyone and dresses up as Amy to be unrecognizable... i wish they actually showed Gina in the back so we can solve the mystery with them. Ya like. When Gina revealed she was dessed as Amy and they showed rhe clip of Gina sitting near the window, i played back to the moment and i was sad to find out that Gina was never in the shot. I hope halloween episodes become mystery we can try to solve as well
The moment Gina broke her teeth, I knew she was playing them. There's no way Gina would ever put herself through that humiliation if she didn't have a greater humiliation planned for everyone else😂
Terry: Thanks guys I don't need anymore input. Rosa: Neither does your wife I guess. Like I can't even stop laughing. Favorite Rosa moment of all time. 😂😂😂
My ex husband is a cop. I’d go on ride alongs with him and he is *just* like Peralta. Lol. He’d drive by a bicyclist and get on the speaker to thank them for taking care of the environment. And also compliment their helmet or backpack. Or he’d get on the speaker to tell the neighborhood dog to stop speeding while it ran through the yard. Ahhh… we need more people like them.
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"What. Is. Happening ?!"
"I'm defusing the situation." *dances*
Holt cracks me up so much
Googlebonkers "dancing over. Situation dissolved."
"NOOOOOOO."
Googlebonkers Funniest character for sure!
I feel like, including where he told him he does hula dancing, does this to Jake on purpose lol
He is like an exaggerated version of myself.
@@_aballa_ Didn't he say "Situation defused"?
"What are you gonna do, annoy him into talking?"
"Pff, no"
" *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* "
KatAndWalrusDraws When was that?
It was not a cold open though
Lol yeah 😂
Mr. XD i know i’m a bit late but it was a screaming moment lol
What episode was it?
"SOLD! To Jake, not to Scully, that really freaked me out and I just wanted this to end now." LMFAO
What episode is this ?
perfect delivery
What episode was that??
and that scully disbelieving face is priceless
But what is inside the suitcase?
I love how every character is so unique. I hope this show doesn't end anytime soon!
but it will .... sad :(
Abhishek soni yeah 😭
apparently 5 is the last season so rip
Elijahtuck24 For real? Noooooo
spoke too soon
Terry's wife calling him after he changed his relationship status kills me 😂
Anna It gets a bit better when you realize that you can see the “swipe to answer” still on his phone
Episode?
Snowy The Duck 7:26 not sure what ep
I am the 800th like
Kyuubi Kuroba I know most shows don’t actually pay attention to stuff like that
“squad you’re making him feel bad on purpose, he’s clearly elvis”
“YES”
“elvis stoljkoy the Canadian figure skater”
“NO”
No! * while spinning *
Jayingee Vevo and albert
This is just Genuinely funny
"NO" (Spinning in Canadian)
@nvda lol
*Stojko
"I added that to the checklist because I care about you".
The reason this show is unique. a bromance where two men care about each other.
Santhoshi Srilaya Routhu joey and chandler says hello
turk and jd also say hello
How is that unique?
Turk & JD?
Troy & Abed?
Ted & Marshall?
Rudy and findlay: misfits man love
i like that holt is formal af but also sassy af and can dance.
"Papa there is a monster in my closet" is the best scene in the whole series! Also Holts reaction to eating a marshmello was golden!
Edit:wow thanks most likes I’ve ever had on a comment.
FluffypurplepOp also when they can't figure out if it's Scully's wife or dog
I think its his dog... what do you think?
Or the ‘I want it that way’ scene
The backstreet boys lineup is my favourite
Monsters aren’t real my little perogi
"my hands are covered in butter from making butter"
I don't know why I find that so funny
I've been finding this comment since 4 months
because joe lo truggolo is incredibly talented
You have 99 likes so I'm gonna give you the 100th lol
@@jakenolan1917 Thanks!
“They’re on my yogurt, now it’s personal”
LMFAO😂
"You gonna arrest me for dancing?"
"You call that dancing?"
Another brutal murder by the American police.
That's ganna be classic in this comments section just saying I love the dark humor
The real crime is the low amount of likes on this comment
my favourite scene is the one where pimento was hiding in nikolaj's closet
It's Niiiikolaj
*Nickollllaaaajjjshhh
"Papa there's a big hairy monster in my closet."
Nikolag *
Nikolaj*
Jake: ...
Holt: ...
Jake: 😃
Holt: 😒
Jake: So there's this suitcase-
Holt: I don't care.
Jake: Yea-
😂😂😂
the fact that holt used a contraction, his tell, shows he actually does care, so he really does see jake as a son
@@nebulaxox8845 he only used one
"You call that dancing?"
"Situation defused." Holt forever!
my favourite is velvet thunder
Do you think they got the interrogation room glass reinforced after Jake smashed it that one time?
Yeah, because Jake threw a handle at it to try and escape
Wel, it didn't break when Jake threw a chair at it when interrogating the dentist.
No, that was Santiago who broke the glass
What are you talking about ? It was Santiago.
i was thinking the exact same thing haha
"I'm going to open this closet and show you, there's nothing in there."
"Don't do it, Papa!"
"See... AAAAAAAAAUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH"
The way he says Papa Papa 😂😂😂😂
"Hey Chuck . . its me, Pimento"
8:58 Seems like they improved the strength of that one-way window since the "You should ask him about his bank account" incident.
Ask him about his bank account.
Ask him about his bank account.
Ask him about his bank-*window shatters*-account.
CAPTAAAAIN, SANTIAGO BROKE THE GLAAAASSS
Pimento in the closest is probably my favourite cold open drawing with like yeast
Grace Cowd i
.......................................LIKE YEAS--
Like yeast, I don't understand that opening, anyone can explain ?
@@jaywalker6464 its on another cold opening video where boyle watch a singer named whis (i dont remember the full name) all night and jake ask how was his night he said a very lame pun that he has a whis infection but the way boyle say it is very funny
(Sori bad english)
the one with the ants is freaking iconic. also the first scene of b99 I've ever seen and what got me to watch the show in the first place
Lima they're in the COATS!!!!
6:51 rosa was laughing at the background 😆
Holy shit you're right!
Lol it's so in character too
Omg!
hahhaha totally flustered here laughing when i saw it
8:25
Geez, these cold opens are golden. They rival those of The Office
Gina not looking up is like Stanley not noticing anything
Have the same creator
no theyre colden
RussRedCloud Why would you say something so brave yet so controversial
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
Interesting...both Jake and Amy are claustrophobic
I know right
They had to do it in a really big room to not get stage fright.
Cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt
Oh dayum. Never realised that
@@clemermoacir indeed indeed indeed
anyone else add the "BA-DA-BA-BA-DAHHHHH!!!!!" at the end of each vignette?
yes omg
Why would I sing the maccas theme?
Kit Joslin no words.
Literally every time i feel like a loner singing a random theme tune all alone in my room
Well now I do
"Ooh there's little chocolate chips on it!"
"Yeah I'm not an idiot, I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber"
Lol, Jake and Charles are bromance goals
gina made jake look like an oompa loompa
Or those things on Chicken Little ☁️
"From the BREAKFAST BAR *BOYLE* !"
Fudge ruined epic entry xD
You could say he fudged his big entry
"They're in my yogurt,now it's personal."
You gotta love Terry.
I love Terry and Terry loves yoghurt
the full bull pen will always be my favourite
Charles's screaming always got me.
Rosa laughing in the background at 6:51 is amazing
I LOVE THIS SHOW WIT MY WHOLE HEART GOD BLESS THIS CAST AND WRITERS
Micha Hood that’s nice for you...
i like how hitchcock and scullys costumes are both mustard implying that they decided to dress up as ketchup and mustard but both forgot who was which
COLD OPENS BY TIMESTAMP:
0:00 - Halloween III
1:16 - Into the Woods
2:06 - The 9-8
3:11 - Hostage Situation
4:10 - Chocolate Milk
5:21 - The Defense Rests
6:18 - The Chopper
7:32 - Monster in the Closet
8:07 - Your Honor
You know that halloween episode in which Gina plays everyone and dresses up as Amy to be unrecognizable... i wish they actually showed Gina in the back so we can solve the mystery with them. Ya like. When Gina revealed she was dessed as Amy and they showed rhe clip of Gina sitting near the window, i played back to the moment and i was sad to find out that Gina was never in the shot. I hope halloween episodes become mystery we can try to solve as well
The moment Gina broke her teeth, I knew she was playing them. There's no way Gina would ever put herself through that humiliation if she didn't have a greater humiliation planned for everyone else😂
if you will look closer the camera angle is different but yeah better if they showed her
7:50 best scene in the damn series
Permento is possibly my favourite recurring character him or Doug Judy both are great when we get an episode with them
Omg I love doug judy and the relationship he has with Jake
And mlepclaynos
@@internetperson5445 hell yaa
Darth Bane oh yeah mlep(clay)now is GOD
And Kevin
Nikolaj is SO CUTE
It's Nikolaj
*Nikolaj
i feel like i’m doing it? Nikolaj
Not even close, Nikolaj
Nopeeeee it's nikolaj
"I'm gonna start firing detectives..."
"AND BLANKS!"
Jake 'pretending to freak out because it was a part of his devious plan' has got to be my favourite cold open 😂.
I started watching this show because I saw the open with the ant infestation on tumblr and ever since, i've just been geeking about the show.
6:50 Rosa cracking up in the back xD
Terry: Thanks guys I don't need anymore input.
Rosa: Neither does your wife I guess.
Like I can't even stop laughing. Favorite Rosa moment of all time. 😂😂😂
This is what we're reduced to while on hiatus
LMAO so true!! Hahaha.. no regrets
do we know what was in the suit case that cost jake's dignity?
nope
OMG ANOTHER MYSTERY
Which episode is this ?
i think it was a bunch of unsolved cases although im probably mistaking it for another episode/series lol
We never find out😞😞
We need a whole show about Pimento. What a great character
40th like and I totally agree
yes.
Boyle really does look more like Elvis Stojko than Elvis Presley
NOOOOOO!!!
*spins*
where gOnNA DIe iN HEEERREE
My Favourite one
The last one omg 😂
I love this show with my whole-ass heart
Terry - "I don't need any more input "
Rosa - "neither does your wife I guess"
Had me laughing out louddd😂😂😂
wheres the one where Jake falls into the sunroof of a car? that's gotta be my favourite smash cut intro
4:52 Joe trying really hard not to break character 😂
Neither does your wife I guess - I'm dead 😂😂😂😂
7:58 kills me every time 😂😂😂
Scully and Hitchcock as mustard and mustard kills me every time 😂
7:06 "Poo!"
Scully is adorable
"So.....there was this suitcase"
"I don't care."
LMFAO
Boyle's scream at 7:58 had me in literal tears😂😂
We're gonna die in here!
Which episode it was?
"Feel like I'm sucking on a tailpipe in here, MARCOS" Hahaha Andy is a genius 😂
"I feel like sucking on a tailpipe in here.!"
Title of your sex tape
"See nothing in there the..ARGHHGHHHH!!!!!!!!!"LMFAO
Greatest Show ever!
1:34 Jake and Charles' relationship is so goddamn wholesome.
we all want a friend like Charles !
“Hey Chuck! It’s Pimento!” best one
Okay but the perp that confesses just to get Jake to calm down is awesome
“LIKE YEAST!!!”
6:50 check out rosa in the background
How tf did u spot that?
7:58 Boyle's screaming is hillarious lol
Nikolaj is scared for life 😂😂😂 poor fella
Rosa’s outfit and the fact Scully and Hitchcock are both mustard😂
6:45 the way Joe says ‘smooshin booties’ I’m literally ROFLing! ‘SMOOSHIN BOOTIES!!!!!’
"They're in my yogurt, now it's personal" 😂😂😂😂
6:17 literally cold opening
8:56 You know what Jake should’ve done?
Ask him about his bank account
"So there's this suitcase...."
"I don't care" 😂😂
My ex husband is a cop. I’d go on ride alongs with him and he is *just* like Peralta. Lol.
He’d drive by a bicyclist and get on the speaker to thank them for taking care of the environment. And also compliment their helmet or backpack.
Or he’d get on the speaker to tell the neighborhood dog to stop speeding while it ran through the yard.
Ahhh… we need more people like them.
🙂
Every time i watch these I think I’m gonna hear dada da da daaaaa
6:48 you can see stephanie (rosa) laughing in the back, so adorable
4:06- Paused. Holt SOOOO planned this!
Please do more videos of Rosa please
Faiza Mrinmoyee sexy lady
Ruben Mariciuc I know Rosa is very sexy
Not gonna lie
Ruben Mariciuc thanks but u just seem like one of those guys who goes on and calls about every girl in the universe sexy
not true; i know a lot of girls ugly :(
Ruben Mariciuc yes but I bet u just go up to them and tell them they the beautiful anyways
Brooklyn 99
is the best thing ever, I know everything about it!!!
"So there was this sui-" "I don't care" "yeEA-"
I only just realised what cold opens means. I e been watching stuff like this for 8 whole months
Ants got into my Nutella jar and I said... "This is war, now it's personal"
Uh... actually it's his yogurt.
Satyre•Lyfe ' yeah I was just saying the same thing happened to me and I happen to say the exact same words lol
6:49
I love how Rosa is just dying in the background.
3:00 LMAOOOOOOOO. what was it in the suitcase btw?
"We are gonna die in here"
😂😂😂😂
who dat
Is anyone else going to appreciate the fact that Boyle has a backup costume in his car? 🤣🤣🤣
Trunk to skunk 😂😂😂😂 that kills me every time
You call that…dancing?!
Jakes reaction was the best😂❤️
7:02 Well, she's not exactly wrong now.
Y’know, the guy who did 9/11
I love how Hitchcock and Scully are both mustard
They never told us what was in the mystery suitcase!!!!!!!!!
I love how Jake tries to make everything but reality checks in to say hi and he is like okay yeah okay yeah
Parelta: Sir, there was this suitcase
Cap. Holt: I dont care
Peralta: Yeah.....
Excellent scene
at 00:28 I like to believe Hitchcock and Sculley were supposed to be Ketchup and Mustard but one of them fucked it up
What was in that suitcase tho
Omg yaaasss