So You Stole Rohan Kishibe's Diamond

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  • Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
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  • @RiverdudeCovers
    @RiverdudeCovers Год назад +1563

    I AM ROHAN FUCKING KISHIBE AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!!!!

    • @MilukoMoon
      @MilukoMoon Год назад +15

      Except I can! My stand can make give you a hella weird ass thoughts!

    • @pixelname4899
      @pixelname4899 Год назад +7

      ​@MilukoMoon nothing happened

    • @MilukoMoon
      @MilukoMoon Год назад +9

      @@pixelname4899 oh just wait, I made Rohan think about Josuke brag about his hair and dance Macarena.

    • @yureiii1
      @yureiii1 Год назад +2

      I can stop you.

    • @jackbluepirate87
      @jackbluepirate87 Год назад

      Bet

  • @taxnfax6496
    @taxnfax6496 Год назад +1026

    I personally believe that Rohan used Heaven's Door on himself and put "Can never get written out of the story"

    • @jaspertyler4557
      @jaspertyler4557 Год назад +98

      part 4 spoiler warning just in case.
      yeah he died twice to bites the dust, and still came back. also he is literally the only one in the world who could've found a way to beat cheap trick.

    • @n0dash18
      @n0dash18 Год назад +57

      Dude literally wrote plot armor for himself.

    • @2EntireLegs
      @2EntireLegs Год назад +5

      Dude physically can't because heaven's door doesn't work on the user

    • @jaspertyler4557
      @jaspertyler4557 Год назад +19

      @@2EntireLegs i think he did use it on himself in thus spoke rohan kishibe, which is canon iirc. also he used it on himself indirectly when he used it on cheap trick.

    • @2EntireLegs
      @2EntireLegs Год назад +5

      @@jaspertyler4557 it was in rohan in the louvre which isn't thus spoke kishibe rohan so it may or may not be canon

  • @Joe_The_Unfunny
    @Joe_The_Unfunny Год назад +817

    this is deadass how he acts

    • @TheGreatRohanKishibe
      @TheGreatRohanKishibe Год назад +34

      keep yourself safe.

    • @crappyasshole_ellias
      @crappyasshole_ellias Год назад +5

      @@TheGreatRohanKishibe you are me but more dedicated

    • @louzo5175
      @louzo5175 Год назад +17

      ​@@TheGreatRohanKishibe this so fucking ominous

    • @nirock2550
      @nirock2550 Год назад +2

      @@TheGreatRohanKishibe don’t kys

    • @Joe_The_Unfunny
      @Joe_The_Unfunny Год назад

      @@TheGreatRohanKishibedip your balls in sulfuric acid

  • @senabecool7232
    @senabecool7232 Год назад +439

    No matter where we go, Rohan will inexplicably be anywhere in the universe

    • @greninji3593
      @greninji3593 Год назад +15

      That is the power of Heaven’s Door Requiem

    • @yureiii1
      @yureiii1 Год назад +7

      He exists in our world😰

    • @musicisthefoodofthesoul
      @musicisthefoodofthesoul Год назад

      @@greninji3593 made in heaven's door fr 🦄🎠⏱️⏳ ✒️📝🔥

    • @musicisthefoodofthesoul
      @musicisthefoodofthesoul Год назад +1

      Last week in 2023 r/place there was a small jojo area and in the very end, you can only place white pixels. Then with white pixels pucci reached heaven, white lines attacking everyone, but emporio stayed still until the end *and Rohan was by far the least harmed among other tiny pixel chibis.* Him and Emporio stayed like minutes.
      He just daga kotowarus the acceleration and logic like usual✒️😤

  • @madamedeath3780
    @madamedeath3780 Год назад +621

    Josuke, upon meeting the newest JoJo: I don't know if I like this guy very much.
    Josuke, upon finding out the new JoJo can bully Rohan with him: I would die for you, we're friends now, and we're getting Tonio's later.

    • @МарияДолотова-э6е
      @МарияДолотова-э6е Год назад +76

      Basically "you're my friend now, we having soft tacos later"

    • @madamedeath3780
      @madamedeath3780 Год назад +20

      @@МарияДолотова-э6е Exactly that!

    • @zachruminer3976
      @zachruminer3976 Год назад +28

      Josuke after Jodio insults his hair: THAT'S IT YOU LITTLE SHIT! GET READY FOR A TRIP TO PUNCHY-LAND, POPULATION YOU! AND NO TONIO'S!

    • @fandomcringebucket
      @fandomcringebucket Год назад +16

      Nobody ever let Norisuke Higashikata and 9!Rohan share the same room

  • @ducksick9973
    @ducksick9973 Год назад +233

    Please i beg you keep the rohan stealing clothes and slaying harder than the orginal wearer as a running gag 😭💅

    • @beans2677
      @beans2677 Год назад

      kill your..... *dawg.*

    • @TheGreatRohanKishibe
      @TheGreatRohanKishibe Год назад +7

      excuse me what?

    • @amrealdio
      @amrealdio Год назад +13

      @@TheGreatRohanKishibe They said you look better in Jodio's cloths and should animate you like stealing others looks again.

  • @eaglehood224
    @eaglehood224 Год назад +483

    A truly Rohan Kishibe moment

  • @arcturusthelibrarian1463
    @arcturusthelibrarian1463 Год назад +91

    Honestly, rohan existing almost EXACTLY like he did in part 4 just convinces me that he is just that powerful. He's got basically the same drip, the same stand, EVERYTHING!

  • @puffanimates
    @puffanimates Год назад +205

    Rohan being unhinged af, must be another Tuesday.

  • @usernamesarestupid7104
    @usernamesarestupid7104 Год назад +60

    I love that Rohan keeps getting harassed by teenage delinquents

  • @bloodysimile4893
    @bloodysimile4893 Год назад +98

    Rohan: No one can stop me.
    Josuke: I have the sudden need to beat up a certain manga artist. He probably insulted my hair again behind my back.

  • @anasuiatdisneyland7611
    @anasuiatdisneyland7611 Год назад +56

    Rohan really doxxed Jodio to take his drip

  • @OH_MY22
    @OH_MY22 Год назад +33

    “I’m Rohan fucking Kishibe!”
    *Not gonna like that do be Rohan fucking Kishibe.*

  • @TheGreatRohanKishibe
    @TheGreatRohanKishibe Год назад +37

    i cant believe, out of all gems, they just HAD to pick a damn *diamond.*

    • @VanNessy97
      @VanNessy97 Месяц назад

      I agree, diamonds are economically worthless. They're mined with child labor, they don't even look cool, and there's no way for my untrained eye to tell one apart from a cubic zirconia or even a fancy enough cut piece of glass. I found my engagement ring in my high school lost and found, which is also where I found the ring box that holds it.

  • @ridawassan2102
    @ridawassan2102 Год назад +59

    Mista's gun just says "GUN" lmao

    • @dori6326
      @dori6326 Год назад +3

      could be a viva reverie reference /hj

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 Год назад +30

    “The gangsters are better in Italy anyway” lol

  • @jaspertyler4557
    @jaspertyler4557 Год назад +54

    when i heard there was an alt universe rohan in this part, and he had a stand, i felt true fear for a moment.

    • @Sarah12471
      @Sarah12471 Год назад +8

      Good news its just heavens door again, and it seems to operate the same

    • @arran4285
      @arran4285 Год назад +2

      @@Sarah12471 Yet he don't have the same eyes i think

    • @Sarah12471
      @Sarah12471 Год назад +4

      @@arran4285 well in this universe pink dark boy just looks different

    • @talkswithleo1027
      @talkswithleo1027 Год назад +2

      @@Sarah12471How is that GOOD NEWS?!?!

    • @Sarah12471
      @Sarah12471 Год назад +1

      @@talkswithleo1027 i don't actually know

  • @ascendedangelsranks
    @ascendedangelsranks Год назад +33

    Rohan Kishibe when you steal the Crazy Diamond:

  • @eckoratt
    @eckoratt Год назад +11

    “I always come back”
    -Rohan Kishibe

  • @amborastalis
    @amborastalis Год назад +127

    rohan and jodio are amazing in this but i have to express my love for post-phf fugo with the mouth scar

  • @crowblossom06
    @crowblossom06 Год назад +36

    rohan looks good in whatever he wears

  • @Rei8033
    @Rei8033 Год назад +22

    I can't stop rewatching the "I love it, I love it" part xD

  • @bell4210
    @bell4210 Год назад +23

    Scar on Fugo's mouth. That details 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @MilukoMoon
    @MilukoMoon Год назад +90

    Watching this won’t make me stop Simping for Rohan, and Rohan, calm down would you?😅

    • @Sheashay101
      @Sheashay101 Год назад +8

      If he calmed down, he would cease to exist

    • @thecreep7147
      @thecreep7147 Год назад +2

      Why do you like rohan? He's a cringe, OP, self insert, Mary Sue! And araki shouldn't have put him in part 9

    • @MilukoMoon
      @MilukoMoon Год назад +14

      @@thecreep7147 I have my own opinions, and whatsoever is wrong with Simping to a character I like?

    • @QuincyQuinn95
      @QuincyQuinn95 Год назад +6

      @@thecreep7147 someone doesn't know how to enjoy things and/or is pressed by all the spin-offs - signed, another Rohan simp

    • @SilverCipher00
      @SilverCipher00 Год назад

      The fact that he licked a spider would stop me, though

  • @dragonmaster2453
    @dragonmaster2453 Год назад +26

    Ah man. I don’t thing think you can argue with this guy.
    I mean, he’s Rohan Kishibe after all…

  • @lemonlebowski1397
    @lemonlebowski1397 Год назад +12

    "How many times have you watched this?"
    "Yes."

  • @toontoosh
    @toontoosh Год назад +5

    Excellent video to see just as I get a text that my Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan arrived in the mail

  • @KaeserLooty
    @KaeserLooty Год назад +6

    Rohan having beef with teenages the sequel

  • @trietlam1438
    @trietlam1438 Год назад +6

    “Because I’m Rohan Fucking Kishibe”
    This sentence alone is enough for his entire character

  • @kelpirate
    @kelpirate Год назад +8

    Makes sense how Rohan found Jodio's location if you know how Heaven's door works

  • @BlackHero20
    @BlackHero20 Год назад +25

    Lets be honest here. Rohan doesnt care the diamond is being stolen.

  • @hansraute3587
    @hansraute3587 Год назад +12

    I love how when he tries jodios clothes they are in his color not green like rohan

  • @jotaro8054
    @jotaro8054 Год назад +31

    Jesus Rohan can find anyone he need to be the F.B.I

  • @Inferno144
    @Inferno144 Год назад +14

    So this is the power of Heavens Door Requiem...!

  • @trex2046
    @trex2046 Год назад +17

    Rohan is araki’s favorite to the point he can be the main reason we get part 9 in 2035

  • @Jediknight1119
    @Jediknight1119 Год назад +8

    Rohan Kishibe is a universal constant

  • @aceaw1393
    @aceaw1393 Год назад +10

    ...yup. that sounds about right

  • @lemonlebowski1397
    @lemonlebowski1397 Год назад +8

    Okay but I can't describe the FEAR that I felt when Rohan said "AND I FOUND YOUR C L O S E T" like if Rohan ever came to me in a dream and said "I FOUND YOUR CLOSET" I would wake up drenched in sweat, crying

  • @Fellkun
    @Fellkun Год назад +5

    I shoudlnt watch this too many times in a row cause when i reenact it my head hurts

  • @demi-femme4821
    @demi-femme4821 11 месяцев назад +5

    Rohan 🤝 The Lich
    Exists in all timelines

  • @daboi6509
    @daboi6509 Год назад +15

    Certified rohan moment

  • @toastyp
    @toastyp 9 месяцев назад +2

    "AND NO ONE CAN FUCKING STOP ME-"
    So there's this guy named Josuke

  • @FandomShifts
    @FandomShifts Год назад +5

    Chill Rohan

  • @ihart.u.5ever
    @ihart.u.5ever Год назад +4

    And this is why I love Rohan CAUSE HES ROHAN FUCKING KISHIBE AND HES CHAOTIC

  • @labodegadelauty7929
    @labodegadelauty7929 Год назад +6

    He is in fact Rohan fucking Kishibe

  • @yeezoyoutube
    @yeezoyoutube 8 месяцев назад +3

    I like how Rohan doesn't ask jodio if he stole the diamond, he straight up ANNOUNCES it. As though the minute he made that choice was the minute he fucked up

  • @4ntok
    @4ntok Год назад +7

    i will not be surprised if it turns out that the rohan in part 9 has Heaven's Door, topped with King Crimson

    • @dori6326
      @dori6326 Год назад

      ROHAN WAS THE MAIN VILLAIN ALL ALONG
      what kinda of disney twist villain shit would that be LMAO

    • @nechdaught3412
      @nechdaught3412 6 месяцев назад

      Heaven’s Door: D4C

  • @trex2046
    @trex2046 Год назад +3

    “cause I’m a fucking Rohan kishibe” he said with rizz

  • @wuba5456
    @wuba5456 Год назад +3

    your stuff just oozes with personality
    love the little gangster three

  • @definitelynotthefoundation5646
    @definitelynotthefoundation5646 Год назад +3

    My name is Rohan Kishibe and I approve this message.

  • @meeky6714
    @meeky6714 Год назад +3

    Rohan defies all laws of time and space.

  • @Marc-rk3mi
    @Marc-rk3mi Год назад +7

    Guys, I have a fan theory that might reveal the ending of JojoLands.
    His name is Rohan F**king Kishibe

  • @doom7850
    @doom7850 11 месяцев назад +3

    Local man literally too angry to get universe reset

  • @musicisthefoodofthesoul
    @musicisthefoodofthesoul 11 месяцев назад +2

    0:12 words can't tell how much I love these frames of Usagi just eating a hotdog and chillin. I keep coming back to watch this. Makes my day

  • @robloxian-craft1941
    @robloxian-craft1941 Год назад +5

    Angry Rohan is more crazy than crazy diamond

  • @PepsiMann2009
    @PepsiMann2009 8 месяцев назад +1

    Rohan is the one constant in all timelines and all realities, and therefore cannot be bested unless it’s by the main character

  • @kiskadeekrane32
    @kiskadeekrane32 Год назад +1

    Not that random gorgeous detailed shot of Rohan in the middle of the video 👏

  • @sivoi4940
    @sivoi4940 Год назад +4

    Rohan had a breakdown.

  • @BlueAngel7
    @BlueAngel7 Год назад +4

    Jodio: What is this man on?

  • @calicobagels
    @calicobagels 8 месяцев назад +2

    Rohan being insane as always 🥰

  • @juliannacontreras
    @juliannacontreras Год назад +4

    THE SASS AND THE LITTLE NEW JOJO GANG

  • @fuzzycristie0535
    @fuzzycristie0535 Год назад +3

    I wake up to this and this is amazing. I love this so much 🌸🌸

  • @corrinflakes9659
    @corrinflakes9659 Год назад +3

    All the plot armor and privileges in the world, and yet he’s in bondage on the cover of Ch 4. 😳

  • @theluckyone9658
    @theluckyone9658 Год назад +5

    I think he’s Rohan Kishibe, guys.

  • @deluxe5913
    @deluxe5913 Год назад +1

    Rohan looks extra unhinged in this

  • @kite-o
    @kite-o 11 месяцев назад +1

    Universal constant Rohan Kishibe

  • @ThePuff18
    @ThePuff18 Год назад +4

    Yeah ngl Bruno’s homies are the best team

  • @TheRubyGamesOG
    @TheRubyGamesOG Год назад +2

    That's a perfect voice for Rohan too

  • @josephchambers2000
    @josephchambers2000 Год назад +3

    I had to pause an episode of One Piece to watch this and now I feel like I'm cheating on Oda with Araki.

  • @ryanmaclean1720
    @ryanmaclean1720 7 месяцев назад +2

    Don’t tick off a guy who can paint the air. Good advice

  • @jeremiahsespene4877
    @jeremiahsespene4877 Год назад +4

    This voice actor kinda reminds me of edna mode

  • @dori6326
    @dori6326 Год назад +2

    I see i havent mentioned it, i've rewatched this at least 15-20 diff times because 1. i love rohan lmao 2. this is fucking hilarious
    i would wish for more rohan content but i do not wish to stress the artist :)

  • @Pavitr_prabhakar_soup
    @Pavitr_prabhakar_soup Год назад +2

    Never steal Rohan’s diamond😂

  • @AutumnTheAxalotl
    @AutumnTheAxalotl 11 месяцев назад +1

    I cant stop watching this omg

  • @SB-ex8nt
    @SB-ex8nt 5 месяцев назад +1

    I mean...... He does have one of the best stands.

  • @jackbluepirate87
    @jackbluepirate87 Год назад +2

    0:31 Rohan Blaster

  • @imaginethefrogs
    @imaginethefrogs Год назад +3

    Chapter 4 in a nutshell:

  • @TKG785
    @TKG785 Год назад +2

    I wonder if we'll see this Rohan die many times...

  • @lorenatwix
    @lorenatwix Год назад +8

    The fact that rohan kishibe is just a nickname and he is actually joshu higashikata 😭

    • @phonesjuda7318
      @phonesjuda7318 Год назад +4

      What fact😭you are pulling that out of thin air

  • @Pavitr_prabhakar_soup
    @Pavitr_prabhakar_soup Год назад +2

    BECAUSE I AM ROHAN FUCKING KISHIBE, AND I CAN FIND ANYTHING!
    can you find my happiness???🤣🤣🤣

  • @crimsontanooki7212
    @crimsontanooki7212 Год назад +5

    I felt like my braincells became boomerangs

  • @DianneRevenge
    @DianneRevenge Год назад +1

    omg! Fugo my bby

  • @miau6647
    @miau6647 Год назад +2

    Cowboy Rohan...

  • @ModernAegis
    @ModernAegis Год назад +3

    So at first I thought this was just Rohan hype doing its usual thing and Part 9 Rohan was a different person with a different Stand.
    i was wrong help

  • @ineedzemedic5810
    @ineedzemedic5810 Год назад +1

    Wake up babe new video

  • @Pavitr_prabhakar_soup
    @Pavitr_prabhakar_soup Год назад

    0:17 this artwork is amazing 🤩

  • @foranzo1582
    @foranzo1582 Год назад +2

    Lord have mercy 😆

  • @owenbridgers
    @owenbridgers Год назад +2

    NO ONE CAN STOP HIM WHEN HES SUPER ROHAN KISHIBE 17

  • @joliec1703
    @joliec1703 Год назад +1

    He didn’t let that one slide

  • @vshiki4872
    @vshiki4872 Год назад +1

    Rohan everywhere System

  • @thegoblin4948
    @thegoblin4948 Год назад +1

    yep.
    that's exactly what happens.

  • @thelivingglitch1371
    @thelivingglitch1371 Год назад +2

    This needs to be a copypasta.

  • @internet_person.
    @internet_person. 7 месяцев назад +1

    It's even funier on 1.25 speed

  • @StarPlatinum7912
    @StarPlatinum7912 Год назад +1

    That was beautiful

  • @sakanamichan3714
    @sakanamichan3714 Год назад +1

    Rohan be poppin off

  • @cloakedboi793
    @cloakedboi793 Год назад +3

    Godamn he’s unstoppable

  • @kingfilms5996
    @kingfilms5996 Год назад +4

    I have a theory I think the Rohan in part 9 is the same Rohan in part 4 simply because he’s too similar to the part for Rohan

  • @pROJectMAJIXNER0
    @pROJectMAJIXNER0 Год назад +1

    Little does he know Diamond is Unbreakable

  • @DeadlyQueen312
    @DeadlyQueen312 Год назад

    I mean, he’s not wrong, though, it does exist in every single time

  • @Themoonr
    @Themoonr Год назад +2

    Funny how Rohan can use heaven’s door to make them give da diamond back but that would be too easy