Another hilarious moment animated by PaulyToon from the Joe Rogan Experience podcast #669 with Joey Diaz ( • Joe Rogan Experience #... ). podcasts.joerogan.net / paulytoon
nevets M THATS THA SEEEEED! On the real, thats a great way to fuck with friends when they're high as fuck. Let it simmer for a few hours then let'em know youre just fucking with them
The Ball , dude I was skipping school back in the day and the phone rang. I checked the caller ID ( land line) it said " VA COP". I had to pick up out of curiosity. It was cops doing a fund raiser. That bad boy did say COP. 😳
Jesus Christ the last thing ANYONE wants to hear while being blasted to the moon on edibles is Joey Diaz on the line tellin you not to answer the phone if its the cops without even explaining why!
Look..out 👆👆👆 for the handle above he got shrooms, LSD, iboga, ketamines, c😇ke, cannabis, psych, meds, DMT trips, acid chocolate 🍫 bars, and he ships!!!!
@@Tony78454 newsflash: he's got a ways to go still. It's always hilarious when a 400# lifelong cokehead acts like a health eggspurt and fanboys actually listen to him because he's only 350# now.
@@dystopiagear6999 imagine somebody enjoying their life AND still losing considerable amounts of weight while you make pathetic progress posts on insta for women who could not give less of a fuck about your body
I love how much Rogan fanboys over Joey. I probably would have made incorrect assumptions and not given him a fair shot if I hadn't found him through Rogan.
It’s really basic actually. It works cuz he makes a lot of them, so they’re easier to produce and render, but a lot of other fans make much more animated cartoons
been having ranch on sandwiches for the last 5 years or so i still couldnt tell you what it tastes like... where i live theyre really taking people for a ride too because we have a bit of a tradition of garlic sauces... people love them and at delis you can get really good garlic sauces... but theyve been putting all kind of new commercial garlic sauces on the shelves and in some sandwich places and i went through a lot of them and theyre all so tasteless and ranch is one of those except all the others disappear ranch just sticks around
This was always my favorite part of the story, think about what Lee was going through if Joey was buggin lol, and this was years ago before Lee took 500 on the reg.
These are great content man! So addicting to watch even though I’ve already listened to most of the podcasts before. Good shit! Keep cranking them out.
ben martin No. It's free, accessible, quality, regular, current, and authentic *right now* Why turn it into subscription based fees, seasons, producer's, markets, commercial, and dilatory???
I'm talking about the cartoon's not joe's show. just so they would get paid and pump out a lot more toons! Right now we see a 2--3 min clip once in a blie moon, if they got a deal on some1 like netflix (who doesnt have netflix) we could seasons of 20 min toons, would be awesome.
ben martin I understand you are referring to the cartoons. The cartoons are like frosting on a cake. Making the cartoons longer as a series would be like a cake that is all frosting.
Let's be real, the only reason you voted for trump is for the free ticket back to Syria. Pffff...give me a break. The only women you'll be getting is the 72 virgins in paradise after you blow yourself up. I bet they'll be creaming their burkini pants for that pube infested face.
paulytoon keep up the good work! Best mini cartoons podcast yet. I'm sure it's a lot of work making these but I would love watching a full podcast like the ones you make. I'm sure there is a way to make it very profitable for you so we can all enjoy these all the time. These Crack me up everytime.
I took an edible before i knew about how they worked. I was a heavy smoker, took a 250mg edible because i kept eating it thinking it was only supposed to take an hour so i figured 250 wasnt that much. I found myself staring at my computer clicking the mouse in the same spot, i immediately realized i took too much. I went to lay down because it was too strong of a feeling, closing my eyes made it worse. Each time i would close my eyes I would see (in my head) a rainbow shooting through the pillow into darkness and gold coins were raining down from it. Craziest day ever, it lasted for about 20 hours and I havent had an edible since.
I absolutely love this animation some of the best entertainment I've ever seen in my life and I've seen a lot. I saw this original podcast so I'm familiar with what they're talking about but it's a magical combination Joey and Joe and also Joey's Antics with Lee just outrageous entertainment I love these guys stay safe but keep it up going to smoke a bowl and watch it again
dude.. i was thinking about this clip all day and laughing about it.. then i open youtube and it's a fucking jre toon. lost my shit. absolutely tremendous
If I take 70 mg I don’t feel anything at all. 200 mg still nothing. 500 mg feel very nice I was good and high for a couple of hours. There’s videos online right on RUclips right here where an old couple like 80 years old it’s 100 mg each. They don’t get put in the holes they’re just a little high. Joe sometimes doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
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“If the cops call you don’t answer the phone”
“Why would the cops call me”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
IDK JUST DONT ANSWER THE PHONE
Torturing lee is one of the funniest things uncle Joey does 💀💀
“Don’t worry about it, it must’ve been a mistake”
It’s gonna say “cops” on the caller ID lolol
That is so fu- cking funny 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣
Too fucking good, Joey Diaz is the best human being alive
The fuck u doing here😂
Yupp matt
DOG! 🐕
Give us a pack opening lad
Robbing kidnapping and sniffing a dump truck of coke? YES! THE BEST!
"And a pear" 😂😭
Followed by pirates booty 😂
0:17 I love how they lean in... LOL
Lee don't answer the phone 😂
when uncle joey says, you dont answer the phone, YOU DONT ASK WHY , you just dont answer the phone.....
nevets M THATS THA SEEEEED! On the real, thats a great way to fuck with friends when they're high as fuck. Let it simmer for a few hours then let'em know youre just fucking with them
How would he even know if the cops called him? Would the ringer play "Bad Boys"?
The Ball
Like this:
"Hello, it's the police"
*Lee says nothing*
The Ball , dude I was skipping school back in the day and the phone rang. I checked the caller ID ( land line) it said " VA COP". I had to pick up out of curiosity. It was cops doing a fund raiser. That bad boy did say COP. 😳
Jesus Christ the last thing ANYONE wants to hear while being blasted to the moon on edibles is Joey Diaz on the line tellin you not to answer the phone if its the cops without even explaining why!
JUST DON’T ANSWER THE PHONE
Thats the worst thing to hear when you a blitzed on weed. What a dick move
@@04dram04 he was paranoid as shit you can't be too mad at him
Like a Tremendous Doctah!!!
Hilarious how Doey Jiaz seamlessly switched from one edible story to another and we didn't even notice
"What are you trying to prove?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Look..out 👆👆👆 for the handle above he got shrooms, LSD, iboga, ketamines, c😇ke, cannabis, psych, meds, DMT trips, acid chocolate 🍫 bars, and he ships!!!!
Rogans eye liner running💀💀 2:05
Caius lol def one of my favorite parts. glad someone else pointed that out. 😂😂😂
Caius and
Lmao I didn't even notice that the first 27 times I watched this XD
Caius LMAOOO
Guy liner
My life is much better because of Joey Diaz
He always puts a smile on my face. He's a gem
FIL PETER thanks god for JRE 🙏🏻
no matter how negative mood, when uncle Joey starts telling a story my mood is instantly lifted.
FIL PETER so fucking true haha
Same here
Man I can watch this 100 over and it STILL makes me laugh so hard. Thank you
The shifty eye-movements in these animated pieces are genius, especially Lee at the end.
lol there is nothing better then Joey Diaz pretending to care about his health. "I had 13 carbs left for the day" ....
JustA Fan HAHAHAHA
It's not pretend, he's lost lots of weight
i thought he was talking about weight watchers
@@Tony78454 newsflash: he's got a ways to go still. It's always hilarious when a 400# lifelong cokehead acts like a health eggspurt and fanboys actually listen to him because he's only 350# now.
@@dystopiagear6999 imagine somebody enjoying their life AND still losing considerable amounts of weight while you make pathetic progress posts on insta for women who could not give less of a fuck about your body
Rogan laughing made me laugh.
Boss it makes me laugh too hahaha
When Joey Diaz goes off with one of his epic stories and Joe is laughing his balls off, its impossible not to laugh.
500!!!!
Lmao same
I love how much Rogan fanboys over Joey. I probably would have made incorrect assumptions and not given him a fair shot if I hadn't found him through Rogan.
This just makes me want a full show of this like the Ricky Gervais show 😆
☝️hit up
He ships psychedelic stuff .
How the fuck he made it out alive is amazing 🤣
I would give anything to hear this story for the first time again 😆
Diaz is a legend
Boggz Mma who's that on you profile pic
Hes been on over 50 podcasts
I want to like this.. But it has 420 likes.
Boggz Mma that's an understatement
It has 666 likes, leave it
This dude's animation skills are out of this world.
Andy Lee it’s alright
its pretty minimal effort actually. Look at other animated podcast clips from other podcasts, theyre way better
@@onyx666. like which ones?
@@abhishekjoshi7908 look up sleepycast. The bland man and the autistic kid. The animation is hilarious and amazing.
It’s really basic actually. It works cuz he makes a lot of them, so they’re easier to produce and render, but a lot of other fans make much more animated cartoons
Im always coming back to this videos. Great
Him taking time out to fuck with Lee is iconic.
"Fuck ranch. And if you're down with ranch, then fuck you too!" - Joey Diaz
Legalize ranch, sup mellow mike
Zim Zephyr investigate 311
OMG you're user name is amazing. lol Mommie!
been having ranch on sandwiches for the last 5 years or so i still couldnt tell you what it tastes like... where i live theyre really taking people for a ride too because we have a bit of a tradition of garlic sauces... people love them and at delis you can get really good garlic sauces... but theyve been putting all kind of new commercial garlic sauces on the shelves and in some sandwich places and i went through a lot of them and theyre all so tasteless and ranch is one of those except all the others disappear ranch just sticks around
Steven Irwin ranch it up
Joe should pay PaulyToon to make full episodes of this shit like how they did Ricky Gervais Show on HBO. These are all fucking hilarious.
xfactor541 I concur.
xfactor541 we could help pay.
Yup
I would love that very much
If joe uploads them on his channel I'm sure he pays the guy.
"Why are the cops gonna call me?"
"I dunno but don't answer the phone" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha these toons are amazing! Please promise us at least a half hour show like this! Thanks Joe!
Dont answer the phone
why?
idk dont answer the phone lol
This was always my favorite part of the story, think about what Lee was going through if Joey was buggin lol, and this was years ago before Lee took 500 on the reg.
You've done it again my friend. This was hilarious. Lee looks so good. Love when Joey throws his hands in the air
CHR1SV1DS Ton o' energy !!
CHR1SV1DS did make me realize Lee and Tom Segura could play brothers in a movie
CHR1SV1DS preach ! Haha i loved that mad max moment 😂🐈
LMAO LEE
I love how it went from a story about a little 70mg brownie to splitting a 1000mg edible with Lee. Those two are a trip.
These are great content man! So addicting to watch even though I’ve already listened to most of the podcasts before. Good shit! Keep cranking them out.
Hilarious 10/10
You wrote this 10 seconds after it got uploaded and the videos 2.35 minutes long
How did you know?
Great One he saw the original podcast and remembered this segment?
Great One I'm a fuckin time traveller.
Joey Diaz is a motherfucking comedy God.
Literally Retarded الربق
Lee looks spot on lol so great
If i ever see joey diaz washing his car at 5 am, i would die laughing.
Joe: “does any-“
Joey: “I GOT STONED AS A MOTHERFUCKER”
500 mg?!! Most I've ever done was a 100mg, and I was terrified for hours!😱
Joey's tolerance is through the roof mind you.
MrMMAMoto you sir is what we call a little bitch 😂
50-70mg errrryday. Going much higher is a waste of money IMO.
Jon Cortez you must be a hero, putting other people down for not doing hectic edibles, lmao grow up
Max B. You obviously thought i was serious 😂😂 the jokes on you!
Netflix needs to hires these guys an just run JRE's they soooo good!!
ben martin No. It's free, accessible, quality, regular, current, and authentic *right now*
Why turn it into subscription based fees, seasons, producer's, markets, commercial, and dilatory???
I'm talking about the cartoon's not joe's show. just so they would get paid and pump out a lot more toons! Right now we see a 2--3 min clip once in a blie moon, if they got a deal on some1 like netflix (who doesnt have netflix) we could seasons of 20 min toons, would be awesome.
ben martin I understand you are referring to the cartoons. The cartoons are like frosting on a cake. Making the cartoons longer as a series would be like a cake that is all frosting.
I hear you man, i'm just greedy i want to see more ;) EDIT: also netflix kinda let ppl do what they want.
Not that good.. lmao
This never gets boring!🤣🤣
I love these please do not stop making these lmao
Bahaha just seeing lee as a cartoon makes me laugh
It's so fuckin Lee too
"I just laid there for 30 minutes like Mad Max"
Joey Diaz cackling uncontrollably in the middle of his stories always kills me
Lee's face at the end is why I come back to this video over and over. Excellent!
Plz never stop making these animated clips of JRE I love em! Thank you!
this might be the best video on youtube
“What are you trying to prove??” Hahahahahaha
Knowing how much more Lee and Joey wound up “training” makes this story better.
Fuckin' tremendous Pauly!
Oh shit. These just keep getting better. I fuckin' love you, PaulyToon. Keep these coming.
And the more Uncle Joey the better.
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Holy sh!t, Joey is freaking hilarious!
need more of these
Paulytoon is awesome. The animations are so good. I especially love anytime Joey is involved.
Joey is the funniest person in the world
It's always a good podcast when Joey Diaz gives you his entire days schedule.
My day just got 10000000000x better because I rewatched this after about 2 years.
Tremendously Powerful PaulToon!
High quality, per usual. Props again to PaulyToon!
love the way they lean in when he says "there was a little brownie..." your attention to detail is really on point.
The animation is so on point! Kudos. So fun.
This animation style is fantastic!!!!
haha Joey Diaz is ridiculous. Aint no way i could get as fucked up as he does lol
ayyyyy lawf extra brotherhood
Let's be real, the only reason you voted for trump is for the free ticket back to Syria. Pffff...give me a break. The only women you'll be getting is the 72 virgins in paradise after you blow yourself up. I bet they'll be creaming their burkini pants for that pube infested face.
Not This Guy Again you're uglier than your inbred mutant looking dog
I would love to try
Kerry Cronic Vlogs z I accept your challenge Joey
The people who do these cartoons are fucking comedic geniuses lol
It's been a long while since I had a good laugh. Thanks to all those that created this and posted it!!!
paulytoon keep up the good work! Best mini cartoons podcast yet. I'm sure it's a lot of work making these but I would love watching a full podcast like the ones you make. I'm sure there is a way to make it very profitable for you so we can all enjoy these all the time. These Crack me up everytime.
This shit be having me rolling!!
Proper grammar, use it, you dummy.
You be rolling huh
You roll first, then i watch this
There needs to be more of these type of videos
These are amazing GREAT WORK
I took an edible before i knew about how they worked. I was a heavy smoker, took a 250mg edible because i kept eating it thinking it was only supposed to take an hour so i figured 250 wasnt that much. I found myself staring at my computer clicking the mouse in the same spot, i immediately realized i took too much. I went to lay down because it was too strong of a feeling, closing my eyes made it worse. Each time i would close my eyes I would see (in my head) a rainbow shooting through the pillow into darkness and gold coins were raining down from it. Craziest day ever, it lasted for about 20 hours and I havent had an edible since.
i've watched this 25 time in the past week and it is still entertaining
Love these toons
Such a great way to watch JRE podcasts
I absolutely love this animation some of the best entertainment I've ever seen in my life and I've seen a lot. I saw this original podcast so I'm familiar with what they're talking about but it's a magical combination Joey and Joe and also Joey's Antics with Lee just outrageous entertainment I love these guys stay safe but keep it up going to smoke a bowl and watch it again
dude.. i was thinking about this clip all day and laughing about it.. then i open youtube and it's a fucking jre toon. lost my shit. absolutely tremendous
I needed this. Keep them coming!!
Great story teller.Joeys best asset.Can listen to him all day
Joey makes me feel normal lol
"If the cops call, don't answer it"....."why would they call?"
I love these animated shorts.
Love this.... the animation is great
I was DYING laughing at this when I listened to this podcast...then I watched it, then I watched this and I'm still dyin
You need something better to do besides live in your mom's basement
Godddd...I'm over here laughin,crying AND peeing my pants
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This is by far my favorite toon of them all so far.
I just found this so I'm very happy right now
these animations always make me laugh so hard
This video will never get old. True legends🇺🇲
If I take 70 mg I don’t feel anything at all. 200 mg still nothing. 500 mg feel very nice I was good and high for a couple of hours. There’s videos online right on RUclips right here where an old couple like 80 years old it’s 100 mg each. They don’t get put in the holes they’re just a little high. Joe sometimes doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
Lmao the way joey diaz fucks with lees head is hilarious
"there was a little brownie"
they sit straight lmfao
Joey knows how to tell a story and PaulyToon knows how to animate it.
My buddy ate 1000 mg thc edible and slept for 17 hours straight
Hahahah! That’s freakin crazy! 🤣 lol what happened after that?!
17 hours? I was only asleep for like 6 hours after then woke up did another 1000😂
was an indica edible lmao
@The Dude What the fuck. Link. Now.
@@ganjaman4755 junkie
You sir are a fucking artist, please don't stop making these hahahaha so fucking funny
I just found this after all these years. This is amazing.
My life is complete with these goddamn toons.
Joey Diaz is already such a cartoon character.
Joey Diaz is just coming into his prime and knowing he’s been in the game for so long, I can listen to him all day long
'why would the cops call me?!'
I just imagine Lee peeking out the window all stressed out after that call. Hahahahahha!!!!
Man, the animation of Lee kills me.
That is some of the funniest animation I've ever seen...
the ending with joey calling lee and lee's reaction after joey hangs up had me dying
“I had my back turned to them so they couldn’t see me” makes me so happy in a way
wow my face hurts dont know what the internet would do without these!
"If the cops call you don't answer the phone!"
"Why would the cops gonna call..."
"I don't know. Just don't answer!"😂😅😂
I love joey diaz stories man hahahaha always crack me up
Man, dude! these are great!