Donkey Speaks - Angel of the LORD & Bilaam (בִּלְעָם)

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  • @natachathebeau3702
    @natachathebeau3702 5 месяцев назад +2

    I’m enjoying this series 🌻

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  • @elizabethiloveelohim137
    @elizabethiloveelohim137 5 месяцев назад +4

    Yehoshua Ha Meshiach is the truth and righteous ways of justice, His word through whom He speaks to all of us, drawing us closer to Him so we can be saved and have life if we accept Him and return to our Father who has shown us His love through Yehoshua Messiah so completely. Much love to you in Yehoshua Ha Meshiach

  • @elizabethiloveelohim137
    @elizabethiloveelohim137 5 месяцев назад +2

    Thank you for sharing this. I want to learn Hebrew

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    I am enjoying your teachings.

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    Thank you ! 😁 I appreciate all of these lessons, again thank you so much for the time and effort you put into all of them.

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  • @truthseeker9070
    @truthseeker9070 4 месяца назад

    Hi,
    I have questions about chayot and Behemah.
    Some jewish says behemah are herbivores and Chayot at carnivores.
    Another is that Behemah is a tamed or animal of burden or four footed foot.
    And chayot is a wild animal.
    But when I check the actual text
    A lion is a Behemah and actually the text says the strongest of Behemah.
    While on the other hand Chayot came from Chayah = life.
    So Chayot is = living, something that is breathing
    Like Chay= is life + Taw (sign) so we have sign of life or we can say a creature, living or breathing creature.
    So in General Chayot does not specify what animal.
    Chayot is also used for creatures in the sea.
    But the translations are inconsistent.
    Am I correct? This are from what I have observed.
    Additionally Chayot used in the the malaks with the "faces of four living creatures"
    Can you discuss this?
    H8577 tannin. - Monster
    Hatannim the monsters
    H2146 chay, chayah and chayot.
    H929 Behemah
    H5776 oph - from what I have check this is general fo winged or flying creatures, including insects
    This is concerning, Genesis 1.
    The reason I want to learn this is because Im trying to translate it.
    Also I have learned that most translations makes the hebrew words abstract, while on the other hand biblical hebrew always define something that can be touch for example nephesh which is soul in English but in Hebrew it is something you can see and touch"a creature" and ruwakh"ruwach - which is a wind or breath- we can feel compared to the English"spirit"
    And lastly the word worship, in English is its general but in Hebrew it is something about kneeling or bowing which is pretty clear because its an action and defines what it means

    • @TheHebrewBible
      @TheHebrewBible  4 месяца назад

      There is a dinstinction between behema and chayya (chayyot is plural) because they are mentioned together many times. On the surface it appears to me that whilst they are distinct, they have overlaps, and could be occassionaly used interchangeably. I have not studied this is detail, but it appears to me, that perhaps chayyot are the "lively" animals (quick, clever full of life etc) whilst behemot (plural of behema) are bulky, heavy lazy type of animals. I may be wrong.

    • @TheHebrewBible
      @TheHebrewBible  4 месяца назад

      Btw, both chayyot and behemot are called "nefesh chayya" (living creatures) in Genesis 1-24.

    • @truthseeker9070
      @truthseeker9070 4 месяца назад

      @@TheHebrewBible thanks for the response, I have noticed that too the "interchangeable" but the problem arises when it both appeared in one verse Genesis 1:25. Genesis 7:14, Genesis 7:21
      Translators needs to decide which one is the "beast" while most of it decide to use it in Chayat and used "livestock or cattle" for Behemah however in proverbs 30:30 a lion is the strongest behemah, for sure lion is not a livestock or an animal to be tamed like cattle, horses and cow, goat , sheep etc...
      With Proverbs 30:30 it is established that Behemah are land creatures.
      Whilst in Genesis 2:19 Chayat is General for Beast " Beast of the Field" whic suggests that it is not the "plants to sustain life" but rather an animal or something that ca move and the behemah is not their.
      Indeed Hebrew is fascinating even the first verse means a lot.
      Like the Bara it is not something to create but rather Shaping or filling up from what I have check. As the bet is a House

  • @revyue
    @revyue 4 месяца назад

    Do you think te Angel of the Lord could be Jesus before his incarnation?

  • @SDsc0rch
    @SDsc0rch 5 месяцев назад

    QUESTION: so Moses, you do not think that the "angel of the LORD" is not actually YHVH??
    it seems like that is what you are saying by the end of the video

  • @SDsc0rch
    @SDsc0rch 5 месяцев назад

    it is ELOHIM in v22 -- not YHVH
    i wonder if that is significant

  • @Josue1.7
    @Josue1.7 5 месяцев назад

    Zechariah 3 can be utilized as an example cuz it's speaks of both the Angel of the Lord and the adversary in the same sentence. The same when the adversary wanted the body of Moshe. Also if you could explain the meaning or root word of the term Shuv as if i'm not mistaken it is the word the Angel of the Lord spoke to satan instead of insulting him. The fact is that it is used 2 times in Zechariah 3 but in the translation it is not clear whom does say the word... Was it the Angel/Messenger of the Lord or Yehovah himself

    • @Josue1.7
      @Josue1.7 5 месяцев назад

      Sorry if I ask too much but I understand that you have Wisdom pertaining the hebrew language and the Word... In the book of Daniel it is said by the angel that went to him and was opposed by the prince of persia that the Only one that helps him in delivering the revelation was no other than Michael. The common translation of the name is: who is like God. But I see that people put a question mark in the end. Does the name implies a question or an afirmative confirmation that he is indeed like God ?! Since the Angel of the Lord is spoken in numerous accounts with the sword drawn out and he was indeed battling the prince of persia. Then Michael is called the Prince of the Jewish people and told that in the end times he will come down with his hosts. Then in Revelation there is a figure that with the voice of the Arch/Chief Angel will come to the earth to execute judgment. Is him the one and the same we call Mesiah, The Zeroah, The Angel Of The Lord ?!

    • @Josue1.7
      @Josue1.7 5 месяцев назад

      When Yeshua entered Jerusalem he was sitting in a donkey but his actions were opposed to balaam. Then it was balaam who spoke the words the Angel Of The Lord said to him and was called The Star Prophecy regarding the Mesiah. In those time the donkey was used by royalty like Shlomo and said to be used as a declaration of peace. The other fact is that it was written in the cross: this is yeshua the king of the jews. Does he went there to be finally crowned as the King of the Jews ?! Because to my understanding to become a King by act of herarchy you need to be a prince first then annointed to become or establish the Kingship.
      I might be wrong but you know I'm human and I just want to establish the connection between the new and the old testament im order to understand the one who created me and the reason why the world is like how it is and the plan of salvation.

  • @elizabethiloveelohim137
    @elizabethiloveelohim137 5 месяцев назад +1

    Shalom, I ask with goodness of heart, is it angel or messenger? I understand the worst enemy -satan is our human pride .

    • @melvincastillo2496
      @melvincastillo2496 5 месяцев назад

      Jesus Christ

    • @TheHebrewBible
      @TheHebrewBible  5 месяцев назад

      The word מלאך (malakh) means messenger. It could be human or human looking angelic person. He is not a mere messenger, but an agent, able to speak on behalf of God in the first person.

    • @melvincastillo2496
      @melvincastillo2496 5 месяцев назад

      @@TheHebrewBible Would you like dozens of examples using the old testament alone to prove the Angel of the lord is Jesus? We can start from the very beginning. " let us make man in our image". He's not talking to Angels. Especially because angels didn't create men. It was Only God .

    • @melvincastillo2496
      @melvincastillo2496 5 месяцев назад

      @@TheHebrewBible Isaiah 43:11
      “I, even I, am the LORD; and beside me there is no saviour.”
      Two persons while talking about himself.

    • @TheHebrewBible
      @TheHebrewBible  5 месяцев назад +1

      @@melvincastillo2496 yes I would like to see OT verses (no NT) that prove that the NAME of the angel of the LORD is JESUS.

  • @hayahwassa
    @hayahwassa 5 месяцев назад

    the donkeys are the two witnesses i got so much about them both a whole book to post
    Look at this fun story Jesus gave me about the two witnesses! All these things already happened around here on a smaller scale its growing my faith. It you are part of the singing useful army of donkeys you will have some of these gifts to use too.
    Kids story about two witnesses it will give you an idea what they do. Jesus gave us some new parables for the end times. New wine.
    Walking in the woods one day and i heard singing and two singing donkeys came prancing down the road! Singing songs of praise and worship to the Lord of hosts.
    They came by a hospital and sang
    Peace Peace to him who is far away,
    peace to him who is near
    I will heal him now and
    he will bow to the Lord Jesus Christ.
    The wind of the Holy Spirit (the breath of the Amen) blew all the sickness right out of the whole place.
    They slowed to a walk by a graveyard and sang Isaiah 26
    Arise awake and sing
    Together with my dead body arise
    For your dew is like
    The dew of herbs
    And the graves opened up
    Gods people came out dressed in gold laughing in relief and joy.
    The donkeys went by a school
    Children were fighting and pulling eachothers hair
    Throwing crayons at the teacher making her cry
    And they sang
    This is not good
    What can we do?
    Ill sing and you sing too
    If you envy and are bitter
    Don't wallow in it
    Dont lie
    Because envy and fighting
    Brings confusion and evil
    Jas 3:14, 16 KJV - 14 But if ye have bitter envying and strife in your hearts, glory not, and lie not against the truth. ... 16 For where envying and strife is, there is confusion and every evil work.
    Listen and come to me
    Hear and your souls shall live
    Seek the Lord while He may be found
    Call Him while he is near
    Let the bad kids turn to the way, the truth and the life
    And let the unrighteous change his thoughts
    Return unto the Lord
    For our God will forgive you
    And take away your time outs
    And your guilt for doing wrong
    The kids all cried themselves to sleep they were sorry they had hurt eachother and the teacher. they woke up happy and laughing in joy they were free!
    Isaiah 55 song
    Then all the kids went outside to play and laughed at the donkeys funny hats with flowers and animals and fruit all over them. And they rode the donkeys all recess while the donkeys told them jokes from Jesus
    They pumped water into a pool and washed people in it. Washed their feet. Made them clean.
    They said you all stink to heaven whew! Like dead skunks in the middle of the road. And people lined up to wash. Water baptized them.
    They went into a church and said come with us the banquet is ready come get some new wine and get dressed lets go. Those people kicked them out only five came with the donkeys and sang with them. They cried and cried those people acted like they dont even know Jesus
    They said if you hate the one God sent
    Your ears cannot listen.
    You are naked poor blind and deaf
    Since you cannot see
    the ones He sent for thee
    They shook off all the dust and left
    They went by a jailhouse and people were chained up, and hopeless, in despair, and filthy dirty the donkeys usually can unlock doors so they got it open. Whipped the chains off people and washed them down with the Holy Ghost fire hose they carry around. All the prisoners kneeled down prayed for God to forgive them and got up and sang with the donkeys
    Then the donkeys went by a supermarket not much food in there a lot of people in line so they went out back
    took out stores
    from their packs
    and sang
    Multiply food multiply like you do (Jesus feeds the 5000)
    Oh Lord our God we ask of you
    Make this food spread far and wide
    Help these people to survive
    Thank you Jesus we love you
    And May He bless each one of you
    And all kinds of food appeared in peoples bags they didnt even have to pay for it. People were smiling and looking in eachothers bags to see what goodies they got. Cans of pineapple, beans, brown rice, flour, fish, honey, and grape juice. And chocolate some kind of special treat with chocolate covered grasshoppers they had saved from a party they went to for John the Baptist. Where they served fried grasshoppers and locusts smothered in honey chocolate.
    Some people didnt want to try them even the donkeys only ate one. But we all laughed and laughed at multiplying food and chocolate covered grasshoppers.
    Even a little toilet paper in there.
    Then they saw the devil standing in the way and said what is this puny little wormy wood sneak snake face doing in our way. Boom boom boom they crushed him under their hoofs. Calling on the name of our Lord Jesus Christ and he whined and cried then he melted like a witch in water. They Sent him to a hot place for a while.
    [Mar 16:17-18 KJV] 17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; 18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
    They went by a gas station out of gas
    And empty of coffee and they sang
    Oh Lord we ask you to supply
    Gasoline so we can drive
    Fill er up
    Get us home
    Lets go fast
    Zoom zoom zoom
    And 4 gas trucks drove up ( the four winds of heaven)
    And gave out the gas free
    For a whole day
    And coffee and grape juice and burritos appeared too for everyone.
    The donkeys went by a pet breeder and sang to all the animals
    Goldendoodle half a poodle
    leaves lots of puddles
    gets into lots of trouble
    Sweet and funny
    colored like honey
    probably cost a lot of money
    she will have some fun up here
    she wont have a thing to fear
    so come near lil doodle dear
    And all the animals came out and followed the donkeys. The mouse named Gravy brought his wooden shoe house on the back of the turtle named Mimes
    The donkeys passed by an insane asylum
    And fire came right out of their mouths
    Burned the doors off there
    Broke chains off the people
    got everybody out healed them and they followed along
    By now they had a big group following them
    Singing playing flutes guitars and skipping
    Then they went to a farm with no water and sang a weather song
    Rain rain come and play
    Pour out on us today
    These people need a drink
    And God gave a little blink
    The clouds came on a rushing wind
    Thunder and lightning we all ran to the barn
    And made a fire in the woodstove and drank hot chocolate
    After the water tanks were full the rain stopped, a double rainbow circle appeared, and we all kept walking down the road.
    [1Ki 18:41 KJV] 41 And Elijah said unto Ahab, Get thee up, eat and drink; for [there is] a sound of abundance of rain.
    Hallelujah praise be to Jah
    Hosanna in the highest place
    Maranatha come today
    Osee oh Lord save
    They went on singing walking down the narrow road to home gathering people to come to heaven with them
    this story came from Jesus He came to my house last night and filled the house with gold smoke and those songs are from the word of God i already sang them over a year.they are powerful songs.
    Isaiah 26;17 to 21
    Mat 21:5, 7 KJV - 5 Tell ye the daughter of Sion, Behold, thy King cometh unto thee, meek, and sitting upon an ass, and a colt the foal of an ass. ... 7 And brought the ass, and the colt, and put on them their clothes, and they set him thereon.
    two donkeys a mother and a colt brought Jesus into Jerusalem
    Hosea 2;14 to 19 the singing pet prophet and the end times covenant with the animals
    Isaiah 26;17 to 21 song
    Eze 37:5-6 KJV
    Mat 21:5, 7 KJV - 5 Tell ye the daughter of Sion, Behold, thy King cometh unto thee, meek, and sitting upon an ass, and a colt the foal of an ass. ... 7 And brought the ass, and the colt, and put on them their clothes, and they set him thereon.
    two donkeys a mother and a colt brought Jesus into Jerusalem
    Lev 11:22 KJV
    Mar 16:17
    1Ki 18:41 KJV
    Gen 9:16 KJV
    Rev 5:13 KJV
    Mat 14:19
    Isa 55:3, 6
    Rev 11:5 KJV - 5
    Mat 20:29-34

  • @chrisneeds6125
    @chrisneeds6125 5 месяцев назад

    You asked for feedback.
    My first time at this channel, so my feedback may be inappropriate, but here it is:
    1. Read Hebrew, only show English.
    2. Use smaller Scripture portions at a time, down to phrases and even single words. If this is more work for you try and automate better.
    3. Don't make theological comment unless it impacts the Hebrew.
    4. Always comment on the Hebrew where pointing out pronounciation, prefixes, suffixes etc. Repeat often.
    5. Employ native Hebrew speaker or pepare better; I could not be sure which of these continually stopped your flow...

  • @cindyanne4812
    @cindyanne4812 5 месяцев назад

    Angel of the LORD? Looks to me like it says angel Yhvh because there is no of the and Yhvh is satan. Have you seen Psalm 106:40 ...Yhvh abhorred his inheritance and Psalm 106:21 El is the Savior.

  • @melvincastillo2496
    @melvincastillo2496 5 месяцев назад +3

    He also throws in hints. in the entire Bible. To let you know it's the father lord and holy Spirit. You mentioned in this verse. Multiple situations that the mentions the number 3. " Why did you beate 3 times" you mentioned the 3 stars of Orion " He literally does this in the Bible the entire time. Jonah takes 3 days to get out of the fish. Jesus crucified with 2 guys. Equaling 3 people. He resurrects in 3 days. I can show you this in every book.

    • @MJKOLODZIK
      @MJKOLODZIK 5 месяцев назад

      So all of the (3's) representing the Godhead ?
      Very cool !
      Godhead: num-val '962'
      Colossians 2:9 - For in him dwelleth all
      the fulness of the Godhead bodily.
      •••••••••••••••••••••••••••
      9 Because ** ΟΤΙ 380
      9 in ** ΕΝ 55
      9 Him ** ΑΥΤΩΙ 1511
      9 dwells ** ΚΑΤΟΙΚΕΙ 436
      9 all ** ΠΑΝ 131
      9 the ** ΤΟ 370
      9 fullness ** ΠΛΗΡΩΜΑ 1059
      9 of the ** ΤΗΣ 508
      9 Godhead ** ΘΕΟΤΗΤΟΣ 962
      9 in body. ** ΣΩΜΑΤΙΚΩΣ 2371
      ________
      Total: 7783

    • @SDsc0rch
      @SDsc0rch 5 месяцев назад

      so "three" is used many places - what is the significance? if it is a hint, what is it hinting to?
      scripture uses several numbers many ways - 40, 12, 1, 4, 8
      what does it mean??

    • @MJKOLODZIK
      @MJKOLODZIK 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@SDsc0rch
      Many numbers in the Hebrew language tend to have a deeper meaning.
      Three, shelosh, sheloshah means harmony, new life, and completeness.
      Sometimes "three" is used as an emphatic Semitic triplet to describe the intensity of something. It’s not just holy. It’s holy, holy, holy.
      Three patriarchs: In Scripture, we have three patriarchs: Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob (Matthew 22:32). These were the fathers of the Israelite nation, God’s people.
      3rd day:
      In Jewish culture, three days past the time of death indicated they were truly dead. Therefore, Jesus truly conquered death by not rising until the third day.

    • @hayahwassa
      @hayahwassa 5 месяцев назад

      the angel of the Lord spoke from the donkey and the angel so the donkey means a lot! the two witnesses are the donkeys
      The talking donkey story about the Bride’s ass. Someone posted a story about my turtle and i went to say thank you she was rude so Jesus said post this
      Jesus added to the story about His singing donkey witness with new end times parables about her. so perfect too
      A story about the restrainer. Jesus told me all about the two witnesses and the bride who they are what they do and when. He gave me a lot of new end times parables about them. And since He anointed me with buckets of oil of gladness He loves to make me laugh.
      story about the restrainer in the past and now. The ass is a parable about the Bride of Christ she always called herself the butt part of the body of Christ now she got promoted to the royal crown badass girl with seven swords of fire.
      The two witnesses the Lord has parables about them in the bible the donkey stories. He had this all planned out Jesus is brilliant. All heaven is brilliant. The Lord reigns and He got the rains now so listen to the sound of thunder coming from the singing donkeys. They speak in parables like God does. The enemy doesn't understand parables.
      God had set His people free from slavery and sent them to find the new land He had promised them.
      The people nearby were afraid of them they were weird, peculiar and had a cloud of glory around them. They scared the enemy so one of the leaders hired a man who God sometimes spoke to and said go curse them to put them back in bondage.
      God said No Balaam don’t curse my people they are blessed by Me.
      Balaam told the leader i’ll go and rode his ass there
      The Lord got angry and stood in the way to oppose Balaam and would have killed him but the female ass saw God standing there with his sword drawn so the ass said imma go this way so he doesn't kill us and ran aside into a field. Balaam whipped her, yelled at her, and made her go back to the road. Farther along the road a vineyard with walls on both sides of the road a narrow way. There was the Angel of the Lord (the Spirit of God) again she pushed her body into the wall crushing his foot so hard it hurt. She had to hurt him to stop him. He beat her again.
      The angel moved further on the road and stood in another narrow way no way to go right or left she couldn't just take him to be killed so she threw herself down and Balaam was so angry he beat her with a stick and the Lord put His words in her mouth she talked to him. The animals do talk to people. she saw she couldn't go either way so she laid down in the road no way would she let her master go the wrong way. She was in a catch 22 situation and could not win with her master if she stopped him and couldn’t win if she kept on going to trouble. Balaam shouted at her called her a dumb donkey grass eater and said if i had a sword i would kill you. He said you speak against a man of God and He said donkeys have to obey their masters not act like this. Donkeys can’t speak you can’t stop me or speak to me even worse than being a donkey you are a female donkey. (God said He will speak from a burning bush or a rock if nobody else will speak for Him)
      The Lord opened her mouth and she spoke Balaam am i not your friend? Your faithful useful friendly singing servant? Don't i come singing when you call me? I protect you and your herds. I plow for you. Have i ever done anything like this before? Why do you want to kill me i saved your life? I’m your servant Balaam. I work for you not against you.
      Then the Lord opened up the eyes of Balaam. And he saw the angel standing there ready to kill him and he fell on his face and cried .the angel said why are you beating up your donkey? You beat her three times for helping you. I myself am the one opposed to your message. I saw error in your ways. She saw me and saved your life three times so you beat her for it. If she hadn’t stopped you i would have had to kill you and i would have saved her alive i like good talking donkeys a lot.
      Balaam repented of his ways and turned back to Gods will. He said i wont go i’ll go back home. The Lord said since you repented i can use you to bless my people so go on ahead i will tell you what to say. Do not try to put my people back under bondage i wont allow it.
      Go with them but only speak what i give you. Run over there and jump through my hoops tell my words not your own.
      Balaam came to the place the tribes were camped out on the coast and said to Balak I’m here but i can only speak the truth from now on the Lord has constrained and instructed me.
      38 And Balaam said unto Balak, Lo, I am come unto thee: have I now any power at all to say any thing? the word that God putteth in my mouth, that shall I speak.
      And God met Balaam and told him of seven sacrifices he needed to make then after Balaam did that the word of the Lord came to his mouth too and Balaam began to speak in parables saying Balak the king brought me here to curse the people of the Lord and defy them and He was actually on their side. Balaam said how can i curse what God has blessed? i can see it all over them the cloud and the fire at night. The order in the camp God is with these people Balak i bless every single one of them. I looked at them from the top of the rocks they were righteous, i looked at them from the hill i saw them worshiping God. i see their future is bright and they will be an innumerable people let me be like them i want to join them!
      End times singing donkey offers the sacrifice of praise
      We got these jokes from the internet not sure who to credit
      THE PASTOR'S RACING DONKEY
      the-pastor-and-his-donkey-joke
      A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
      The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
      Again, and it won.
      Again, The local paper read:
      PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.
      The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor
      Not to enter the donkey in another race..
      The next day, the local paper headline read:
      BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.
      This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid
      Of the Donkey..
      The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby Convent..
      The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
      NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
      The Bishop fainted!
      He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she
      Sold it to a farmer for $10.
      The next day the papers read:
      NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
      This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
      Donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
      The next day the headlines read:
      NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
      The Bishop was buried the Next day.
      MORAL FROM TODAY’S LESSON:
      Being concerned about public opinion can
      Bring you much grief and misery. It can even shorten your life
      Question of the day if someone threw a rock at you and knocked you off your donkey would you be stoned off your ass?
      [Sng 5:7 KJV] 7 The watchmen that went about the city found me, they smote me, they wounded me; the keepers of the walls took away my veil from me.
      They beat the her, kick her out, slander her, rebuke her, delete her. People still think they can blame women for their sins and the Lord has plans to elevate all of us. You have a mom and she is the ass of God.
      She posts things most people dont know about yet hidden things being revealed now and people don’t like it. She posts new things springing up, new songs, new children’s stories. The kids are going to have to start saying ass too. Its in the bible a hundred times its a donkey and a body part so very useful to use as a parable of the two humblest people the Lord could find.
      Some of my new names i get thousands of sweet new names, when God called Abraham He added a letter to his name this is way over the top confirmation and there is more a lot more.
      Prophetass
      Useful singing ass of God who knows the way to His crib
      The one who sees the One who Sees
      One who restrains lemmings from jumping off a cliff
      Most high most badass baddest ass saint of God
      Expander stretcher multiplier divider restrainer looser
      Crushed pounded beaten cracked up ass (laughing and hurt)
      Lighted up most high holy donkey
      High status high ranked hypozygion
      Aphonos hypozygion mute donkey
      Smitten talking hypozygion
      Strong doubly burdened hypozygion
      Redeemed hypozygion
      Doubly trespassed upon hypozygion
      Seeing crushing open mouth ass (dont mess with Gods ass He says she sings fire)
      Wild card wilderness ass
      Kidist Holy blessed most honest, diligent, fun, charming, loving woman ever to exist.
      Wild braying free ass of God
      Ass Blessed planted beside water
      Drawn and cast out ass
      Alone wild ass by himself
      Lowly ass and colt of an ass
      Found loosed and brought ass
      The daughter of Zion is the ass the King rides
      Restrainer of the end times madness
      Holy terror ass of God
      Dork ass she clothes like Dorcas
      Curiass she asks seeks and knocks all day long
      Badass girl with seven swords of fire
      Ambassador ass
      Jackass of frost she changes the weather with a song
      My private unmentionable part given greatest honor
      Hasibah : Respected, Noble, Reckoner, Esteemed, Honourable. Explaining things
      Yaka 'one who speaks forth,' principally, of course, as a forth-teller of the Divine will
      the ass is the restrainer the ass restrained balaams madness this madness going on now has got to go