the greek gods as vines v2

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
  • edit: I KNOW ZEUS ISNT A VIRGIN YALL THATS THE JOKE

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  • @atsyrc7280
    @atsyrc7280 5 лет назад +1545

    1:51-1:55
    I like how Hades and Poseidon are hanging out when Zeus ain't around. XD

    • @arraescobar6083
      @arraescobar6083 5 лет назад +99

      poseidon secretly hated zeus while Hades was obvious about it

    • @scorpiiiondude3327
      @scorpiiiondude3327 4 года назад +12

      I know it's great

    • @nf4347
      @nf4347 4 года назад +1

      l loved that too .

    • @lemao2222
      @lemao2222 3 года назад +10

      You know that sibling that you hate? But both of you hate your *other* sibling even more so at least you two bond over that?

    • @alxisno6785
      @alxisno6785 Год назад

      No actually, in greek Mythology, Hades and Zeus were the closest of siblings, so much to the point that have you ever heard of a myth of them fighting?

  • @martifernandez8
    @martifernandez8 5 лет назад +948

    I love the Apollo/Hermes/Dionysus trio and their chaotic energy too much

    • @18thPresident
      @18thPresident  4 года назад +81

      literally would destroy the world

    • @tasneemkhanom6539
      @tasneemkhanom6539 4 года назад +12

      HAHAHHA SAMEEE

    • @tessatata
      @tessatata 4 года назад +36

      That is literally the most chaotic but fun but annoying but powerful but dumb but smart but stoopid trio in the entire world but *i am here for it*

    • @modelstatus3456
      @modelstatus3456 4 года назад +12

      They're fucking iconic period

    • @nf4347
      @nf4347 4 года назад +5

      The chaotic three.

  • @4rs0n1sm
    @4rs0n1sm 5 лет назад +2974

    This is great but zeus is FAR from an adult virgin lmfao

    • @BarcingMatter
      @BarcingMatter 5 лет назад +203

      Sure as hell acts like it

    • @4rs0n1sm
      @4rs0n1sm 5 лет назад +56

      @@18thPresident the og sexist hskds

    • @4rs0n1sm
      @4rs0n1sm 5 лет назад +19

      @@BarcingMatter true true

    • @catcollector1257
      @catcollector1257 5 лет назад +94

      he’s mentally an adult virgin

    • @kaileykrantz
      @kaileykrantz 5 лет назад +9

      Judgy Dyke- I believe that would be sarcasm

  • @Phoenix-qe7dm
    @Phoenix-qe7dm 5 лет назад +404

    The gods: *celebrating incest*
    Me: WELL YA DON'T SAY...

    • @yukinokun2935
      @yukinokun2935 4 года назад +6

      Celebrating incest with more than one female being.

    • @asjadusman8829
      @asjadusman8829 3 года назад +1

      Zeus smiling at hera...who is being forced to marry him

  • @maririinn
    @maririinn 5 лет назад +603

    THE ONE WITH THE SODAS IM WHEEZING

  • @christianmoralesortiz4688
    @christianmoralesortiz4688 5 лет назад +332

    Zues: I'm an adult virgin!!
    Me: no, your not...
    Everyone in greek mythology: AGREED!!!!!

  • @lowtuhigh
    @lowtuhigh 5 лет назад +746

    artemis saying she’s the supreme lesbian with hecate and athena behind her got me so bad jsjsndnsns this is amazing 😂👌🏽

    • @alexandralochouarn4411
      @alexandralochouarn4411 5 лет назад +54

      Athena never fell in love at all, Artemis loved Orion (platonic), and for Hecate, the only thing sure is she's not married...

    • @maririinn
      @maririinn 5 лет назад +15

      @@alexandralochouarn4411 liking Artemis is also bisexual culture then

    • @zeera7080
      @zeera7080 5 лет назад +38

      Don't forget Hestia, the one who started Lesbian culture.

    • @sidereumcantor1525
      @sidereumcantor1525 5 лет назад +1

      HelenaLOVES Winter Heston is big lesbian culture I was on my way to comment that I’m glad you agree :D

    • @insertusername4079
      @insertusername4079 5 лет назад +10

      Alexandra Lochouarn no Artemis is asexual

  • @kikim.1212
    @kikim.1212 5 лет назад +294

    Apollo: *singing like an angel *
    Every girl from everywhere :Beautiful , OMG, THIS VOICE
    Artemis :shut up
    Girls :*screaching *Why

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 4 года назад +7

      Apollo: So wanna date?
      Every girl ever: Id literally rather be a tree

  • @aditig3897
    @aditig3897 5 лет назад +625

    I want more Artemis, Hecate and Athena vines

    • @aditig3897
      @aditig3897 5 лет назад

      Thank you

    • @BarcingMatter
      @BarcingMatter 5 лет назад +17

      My favorite lesbians

    • @aditig3897
      @aditig3897 5 лет назад

      @@BarcingMatter
      *YES*

    • @nykkie5547
      @nykkie5547 5 лет назад +8

      include Hestia too. one that started bisexual culture
      lol

    • @ryanmaclean1720
      @ryanmaclean1720 5 лет назад +3

      All of them gangsta until oryan be hunting

  • @imnotstupid5058
    @imnotstupid5058 5 лет назад +753

    *Percy Jackson fans have entered the chat*

  • @seankelly3171
    @seankelly3171 5 лет назад +140

    Zeus..adult virgin...something’s not adding up

  • @darthbingus1929
    @darthbingus1929 5 лет назад +579

    When you put somnus instead of hypnos and you put janus but its a greek gods vine comp

  • @Nerdl0g
    @Nerdl0g 5 лет назад +88

    “Ares thinking about killing hephaestus”

  • @brothermanbrenden1607
    @brothermanbrenden1607 4 года назад +112

    Poseidon: do you remember a time when I liked you?
    Odysseus: no
    Poseidon:Good, cause it never happened!
    Odysseus: oh

  • @user-qq4tj8gm8b
    @user-qq4tj8gm8b 5 лет назад +45

    2:55 Could also be Hephaestus thinking about setting up the golden net trap.

  • @thefoolwholovestheworld
    @thefoolwholovestheworld 4 года назад +38

    1:37 THINGS I DIDN'T EXPECT : THAT

  • @alanicoaxum7972
    @alanicoaxum7972 5 лет назад +207

    The Cronus one got me

  • @sedlyholmes3722
    @sedlyholmes3722 5 лет назад +55

    Hermes: can i get a waffle
    Artemis and Apollo: 0:53

  • @sammartinez4563
    @sammartinez4563 4 года назад +49

    Hades is perfection 👌🏽
    Got’em

  • @azy8733
    @azy8733 5 лет назад +63

    The pan one killed me

  • @zooer64
    @zooer64 5 лет назад +158

    Hephaestus!!!!! :D my dearest boy getting his time to shine!

  • @thomasedgerley7453
    @thomasedgerley7453 4 года назад +10

    Apollo, Dionysus and Hermes are just 3 chaotic mates on a roadtrip

  • @missmaecosplay6858
    @missmaecosplay6858 5 лет назад +23

    I’m watching these instead of doing actual work for my college report on Ancient Greece. I feel like I’m learning

  • @llokmacd9157
    @llokmacd9157 5 лет назад +76

    Demeter’s bored as hell you say?

  • @theendisnearhd8045
    @theendisnearhd8045 5 лет назад +36

    3:01 it's actually what happened

  • @18thPresident
    @18thPresident  4 года назад +96

    ig i gotta clarify here so heres the shabang
    1. the zeus virgin here is a joke
    2. im stupid and somnus was a result of using the root word somn too many times in a project
    3. im never gonna make the roman gods as vines thing & im also stupid & the vines worked gr8 for janus so he’s a greek god now ig

    • @matichagak548
      @matichagak548 3 года назад +7

      Agreed. Roman Gods as vines is just weird. They are the fighters the serious guys. Naaahhh the Greeks are waaaay better for vines

    • @18thPresident
      @18thPresident  3 года назад +5

      @@matichagak548 exactly! i can and will rewrite mythology for the vineage its just how it be

  • @myrin265
    @myrin265 5 лет назад +16

    the one with dionysus, apollo & hermes in the car was priceless

  • @zephyrmurphy9464
    @zephyrmurphy9464 5 лет назад +28

    Zeus is the exact opposite of an adult virgin

  • @macknificent003-3
    @macknificent003-3 2 года назад +4

    Athena with the passive aggressive vibe and Poseidon with the sass AND the shade? Everything I needed

  • @flynnvoid7694
    @flynnvoid7694 3 года назад +7

    Me: *making fun of Zeus and dragging him literally every day for all the shit he's pulled*
    Hades, my patron god: You really can't wait to meet me in person, huh?

  • @justaname4136
    @justaname4136 5 лет назад +85

    OMG OLYMPIANS CELEBRATING INCEST!!! LIKE WHAT?? I SO DID NOT SEE THAT COMING I'M DYIIIING

    • @yukinokun2935
      @yukinokun2935 4 года назад

      No kidding,everything about my language's mythology (Greek mythology) is I n c e s t.

  • @ferretneedssleep8451
    @ferretneedssleep8451 4 года назад +5

    1:30 Apollo at all his past loves***

  • @leegreene9209
    @leegreene9209 5 лет назад +9

    Olympians celebrating incest
    *ten seconds later*
    Apollo/Hermes vines

  • @Yasmin-su4ff
    @Yasmin-su4ff 5 лет назад +20

    1:38 HHAAHAHAH I CANT

  • @Abshir1it1is
    @Abshir1it1is 5 лет назад +41

    "I love the natch." That was weirdly cute.

  • @scorpiiiondude3327
    @scorpiiiondude3327 4 года назад +7

    THE FIRST ONE IS PERFECT WHAT
    0:15 true
    0:40 true
    0:53 true
    0:58 true
    1:05 true
    1:10 true
    1:16 true
    1:39 true
    1:49 true
    2:10 true
    2:25 true
    2:40 true
    3:01 wait this happened omg what the cows
    3:13 true
    3:20 hephaestus*
    4:10 true

  • @wafflewoofs5684
    @wafflewoofs5684 4 года назад +7

    The one at 1:38 had me in for a kettle wheeze jeezus Christ. If y’all know your Greek myths and gods and shit. THATS FUCKIN HILARIOUS 🤣

  • @blanket4763
    @blanket4763 5 лет назад +14

    2:15 best one yet

  • @ainsleyarmstrong7005
    @ainsleyarmstrong7005 4 года назад +6

    "I'm sixteen years old.... *I'm a grandma* "

  • @E.T.360
    @E.T.360 5 лет назад +32

    0:34 Zeus? More like Apollo

    • @18thPresident
      @18thPresident  4 года назад +4

      Eric T i mean yes but we gotta add the signature “poseidon & hades making fun of zeus at least once every 30 seconds in a ulysses s grant stan account vine compilation”

    • @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
      @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 4 года назад +2

      Where do you think apollo gets it from Leto is way to down to earth for that shit

  • @warriorsworld4638
    @warriorsworld4638 4 года назад +13

    1:03 - 1:16
    I can't stop laughing
    Also Adult Virgins can only like

  • @ryanmaclean1720
    @ryanmaclean1720 5 лет назад +8

    Well we all know which Greek god was screwed over the most. It's the same God that would probably win in a war solely because he makes all the weapons in Olympus

    • @18thPresident
      @18thPresident  4 года назад +4

      Ryan MacLean dont fuck w hephaestus

  • @mynameishades2113
    @mynameishades2113 4 года назад +3

    2:41 Wow, she's pretty! And please more Artemis embarrassing Ares and Apollo. Those are awesome

  • @harper9018
    @harper9018 4 года назад +5

    The Zeus distract one grad me *DEAD*

  • @kwantum12
    @kwantum12 4 года назад +2

    3:01 i screamed!! hahahahaha

  • @piyodsbl1900
    @piyodsbl1900 5 лет назад +18

    1:50
    Let’s add me into that and everyone else in the comments

  • @stikbots.4lifechannel872
    @stikbots.4lifechannel872 5 лет назад +14

    Apollo Hermes and artimis are hilarious siblings

    • @KG-ds2fj
      @KG-ds2fj 5 лет назад +3

      @@spacepeonies Hermes is their half siblinf

    • @KG-ds2fj
      @KG-ds2fj 5 лет назад

      @@spacepeonies sibling

    • @spacepeonies
      @spacepeonies 5 лет назад +1

      @@KG-ds2fj oh yeah nvm sorry

    • @KG-ds2fj
      @KG-ds2fj 5 лет назад +1

      @@spacepeonies its ok

    • @fqllenwitch_5224
      @fqllenwitch_5224 3 года назад

      Artemis, Apollo, Hermes and Dionysus are a superior foursome

  • @sefsprite
    @sefsprite 4 года назад +2

    that spider-man one almost killed me omg

  • @user-nb8tk6hh6x
    @user-nb8tk6hh6x 5 лет назад +16

    Oh i get janus
    The god of transitions

    • @megan7843
      @megan7843 5 лет назад +2

      The god of decisions*

  • @lorraineadormonicus
    @lorraineadormonicus 5 лет назад +10

    0:07 *sees somnus and not hypnos*
    *STONKS*

  • @mrsuper-kamipopo9708
    @mrsuper-kamipopo9708 5 лет назад +7

    1:38 this. I like this

  • @marwansobhy7050
    @marwansobhy7050 4 года назад +2

    Y'all remember that one time Haephestus one shot Ares with a flamethrower

  • @mudsywudsy
    @mudsywudsy 4 года назад +3

    1:38 the most accurate one.

  • @lauren-ew8np
    @lauren-ew8np 4 года назад +7

    1:37
    That got me xDD

  • @juliarezende2822
    @juliarezende2822 5 лет назад +15

    i'm sure that I cried when I saw pan
    #panisnotdead

  • @smolestbean762
    @smolestbean762 5 лет назад +7

    0:33 is a mood

  • @powder666
    @powder666 4 года назад +2

    finally vines with hephaestus hes one of my faves

  • @Jean-rf5co
    @Jean-rf5co 4 года назад +4

    1:38 is so fucking accurate, shook

  • @meh429
    @meh429 4 года назад +3

    0:57 IM DYING!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @smolestbean762
    @smolestbean762 5 лет назад +10

    1:50 killed me

  • @olidiangelo
    @olidiangelo 4 года назад +1

    3:56 is hilarious 🤣

  • @Gachmara
    @Gachmara 4 года назад +2

    Love the vines, as someone said before, if you know the mythology, this is priceless. But give Athena some love man, she is awesome!

  • @music_addict_with_a_pen1397
    @music_addict_with_a_pen1397 5 лет назад +6

    Quality content starting from 0:00

  • @jeremiahsnelson5644
    @jeremiahsnelson5644 5 лет назад +4

    There wasn't enough Dionysus

  • @emmaiuculano4117
    @emmaiuculano4117 4 года назад +2

    I'm here only because i love Percy Jackson 💙

  • @Calypso_queen_of_Ogygia
    @Calypso_queen_of_Ogygia 3 месяца назад +1

    0:54 legends say he still asking for a waffle

  • @peachypie1838
    @peachypie1838 2 года назад +2

    Hey, somebody finally mentioned hestia 👏🏻

  • @whippethacreem7299
    @whippethacreem7299 4 года назад +2

    Artemis: * Checkin out the chicks * Holy moly....
    Me: Damn ikr.

  • @jchen8902
    @jchen8902 5 лет назад +6

    0:10 ugh i don't wanna be THAT person but since this is greek the name should be hypnos

    • @18thPresident
      @18thPresident  4 года назад

      Jade Lin Lee Chen yeah im a dumbass who stared @ the name somnus for a project far too long right before making it

    • @jchen8902
      @jchen8902 4 года назад

      @@18thPresident damn 100% understand I'm typing this at 2am with an unfinished essay sitting in front of me

  • @imtryingmybest673
    @imtryingmybest673 4 года назад +1

    THE PAN ONE HAS ME DYING

  • @bruce_link4374
    @bruce_link4374 5 лет назад +5

    0:52 Can I get a waffle

  • @marusaursej383
    @marusaursej383 4 года назад

    1:32 is EXACTLY what Hades would be like in any social event

  • @lsghost5805
    @lsghost5805 2 года назад +1

    Poor Hades, he gets the most depressing job and still tries his best with the goodest boy Cerberus and Persephone
    All the Olympians need to do is show some appreciation to my home boy
    Also I love the idea of Apollo finding any excuse to flex his singing ability whenever he can

  • @theeggtrio9554
    @theeggtrio9554 4 года назад +3

    Nobody:
    Percy Jackson fans:Finally,some good fricking food

  • @Jeannebunny12
    @Jeannebunny12 5 лет назад +4

    Lol!!! Reminding me of Lore Olympus!!!!

  • @rootbeer586
    @rootbeer586 5 лет назад +3

    2:14 is the funniest thing I've seen all day LMAO

  • @hyunxzseu
    @hyunxzseu 5 лет назад +2

    Zeus vs ares is 100% on point

  • @shelbeedehaven9125
    @shelbeedehaven9125 5 лет назад +1

    Apollo and Herme are a mood

  • @Bowl-o-pierogies
    @Bowl-o-pierogies 5 лет назад +12

    The only functional relationship in greek mythology is hades and persephone but they're uncle and niece aswell as married

    • @megan7843
      @megan7843 5 лет назад +4

      Lol hades kidnapped Persephone and it’s a very debatable topic whether she loved him or not

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 4 года назад +2

      @@megan7843 nope in pretty much every version she was ok with hades and loved him back as well
      And there are sources where she found the underworld herself cause demeter was very controlling
      And the kidnapping was Zeus's idea

    • @megan7843
      @megan7843 4 года назад +1

      Affan Sami lmao ok I’ve never heard those accounts. I better top up on my Greek mythology

  • @rosylannvalierybriones3532
    @rosylannvalierybriones3532 5 лет назад +2

    I'm laughing so hard it's unhealthy 😆

  • @mellennia9
    @mellennia9 4 года назад +1

    Hades is life, and the chaos trio of Hermes, apollo and dionysus is hoals

  • @maxies4090
    @maxies4090 4 года назад +1

    1:26 is it weird that my friend was talking about that exact episode today?

  • @otl_forever2214
    @otl_forever2214 5 лет назад +2

    Why am I watching this at 3 in the morning😂😂👌👌

  • @cassbath2971
    @cassbath2971 3 года назад +1

    Nobody:
    Me trying to sing: 2:48

  • @matichagak548
    @matichagak548 3 года назад

    I loved the one when they were at a thematic park and Athena was thrown backwards by the water! LOL
    And the last one was cute too

  • @greekgeek6346
    @greekgeek6346 3 года назад

    0:55 POV: your bro is being beaten up by his twin sister after her ‘Boyfriend’ was accidentally shot in a archery competition and now he’s being beaten the shit out of.

  • @Ihavenonamestopitplease
    @Ihavenonamestopitplease 4 года назад

    I had a huge test at the other day about Greek mythology and then I get this.
    Stop reminding me the worst times of my life.

  • @raidahblossom
    @raidahblossom 3 года назад

    Janus: *shows up*
    Me, who thought he was a Roman God and who also just thought of Sanders Sides: *confused.png*

  • @angrybanana2215
    @angrybanana2215 3 года назад

    The ones I don't know I can't say for, but those are so accurate-

  • @user-eq3vo9hy1q
    @user-eq3vo9hy1q Год назад +1

    2:19 I like this.😂😂😂

  • @yukinokun2935
    @yukinokun2935 4 года назад +1

    After seeing this video I feel good as a greek person.

  • @coleturner1757
    @coleturner1757 4 года назад +1

    Hephaestus: gives Aphrodite julury
    Aphrodite: I had an affair with your brother

    • @18thPresident
      @18thPresident  4 года назад +1

      Cole Turner hephaestus: shut up& take my money we dont speak abt it
      aphrodite: yes we do... all the time i hate you

  • @mineychanmi6970
    @mineychanmi6970 4 года назад

    Thank you for the 4 minute and 20 second video

  • @batminhh
    @batminhh 4 года назад +1

    1:50 best meme of 2019

  • @helios3217
    @helios3217 3 года назад

    The Zeus diss track one- WHEEZE

  • @hollyhipkin4825
    @hollyhipkin4825 5 лет назад +1

    Actually laughed out loud at 1.51 - frick yes

  • @emmajadeee
    @emmajadeee 4 года назад +1

    3:06 my fav

  • @alexl926
    @alexl926 4 года назад

    Queen Elizabeth as Hera? Sweet Zeus this is genius!! I died! XDD

  • @PILOSOPAUL
    @PILOSOPAUL 5 лет назад +1

    SOMNUS IS ROMAN, HYPNOS IS GREEK, DAMN

  • @hephaestusbuilds9462
    @hephaestusbuilds9462 5 лет назад +5

    0:01 I find that rather rude... It was very frightening at the time. Totally uncalled for.

    • @hephaestusbuilds9462
      @hephaestusbuilds9462 5 лет назад +2

      2:32 um... no
      But 2:42 yup, that's about right
      And 2:58 he can try... COME AT ME, BRO!
      Then 3:34 that's a little rude, don't you think? I mean, it's not *my* fault I was thrown off Olympus as a baby
      4:06 ... {cries internally}

    • @yellow8682
      @yellow8682 19 дней назад

      Hey dude, need a hug?