Thank you to the Monterey Bay Aquarium for partnering with us on this episode of SciShow. Visit www.montereybayaquarium.org or if you are in the area, swing on by to learn more about the beauty and wonder of the ocean.
Although I'm working in a different field I know a colleague who works on phytoplankton. Intriguingly, they produce secondary metabolites with known antimicrobial properties. These compounds can, for example, reduce the risk in Daphnia of being infected by pathogens. Who knows what kind of medicine we could find if we study phytoplankton closer (would actually love to make a video about that one day!)?
Life Lab Learner YOU would like to do a video on this? I wish you would because I would love to watch it. In fact, I tried using your username to see if you had a RUclips channel or any videos. I came across “Lifelabs”, but I don’t think that’s you. Good luck making the video if you ever decide to do it!
@@mozismobile Not only must it be a really large number, but inevitably begs the question at exactly what time do a standard inch really weigh in relation to its original energy frequency measured in a vacuum when observed directly from a fixed distance on opposite sides tickling a cat for reference? That, my friend, we may never find out for sure. Until then it is best to avoid Plancks all together, or at least wear safety goggles when thinking about them. Thank you, I'll let myself out...
The oceans cover over 70% of the world, so it would be weird if trees, which have to expend loads of energy on structural support, produced more free oxygen.
Kinda live? Meaning your life isn't exactly what you'd call living? Well don't worry because the phytoplankton biomass has decreased by 50% since 1965. If this process continues we are toast.
@@paxwallacejazz interesting. Can you back this up please? Here is some more interesting fact : the carbon footprint of the military industrial complex ruclips.net/video/oMozyspFuBM/видео.html numbers still underestimated for obvious reasons.... Edit. About the decrease of phytoplankton, You could write "green in blue" perhaps...?
Great vid as always. Just to add in: Coccoliths have been rock forming and contributed to controlling ocean acidification since at least the mid-Late Jurassic, and have had calcified tests since at least the Rhaetian in the Late Triassic. To me the best example of them regulating oceanic ph and being incredible carbon stores would be the PETM recovery. ~ A micropalaeontologist
While I knew a few basic things about phytoplankton I had no idea of its diversity, importance, and contribution to the formation of the atmosphere that allowed life to flourish. This was very fascinating and yet another example of why this channel is one of my absolute favorites on YT. Many thanks for the thought-provoking content.
oh, just a note, as a former California resident, I can confirm, the Monterey Bay Aquarium is NOT something you want to miss. They're an amazing experience and I can't wait for the next time I get to go there.
Imagine if humans were dumb enough to mess with the place where these things live. I don't know by heating it up, filling it with plastic or changing its pH.
I can tell you what happens. You end up with a blue-green algae bloom that gets into the water supply and shuts down a city (and then some). See: greatlakes.org/2019/08/five-years-later-lessons-from-the-toledo-water-crisis/
I was literally about to find a scishow vid in my watch later lmao I actually thought this was an episode of Into the Microverse at first May as well be tbh
@@limiv5272 I always watch it at night because the tone of the narration just straight up knocks me out to sleep lmao I watch so many shows that this guy narrates, but it's always the way he narrates that one that makes me so sleepy It's like 10pm rn, so I could have actually done with a Microverse upload actually
I feel like we need to farm Phytoplankton at an industrial level. Find a nice patch of barren ocean and mix up batches of plankton and nutrients. Maybe we could make it a joint operation to clean up all the plastic floating about once we're there.
Futur generations will enjoy. Let's hope so. Meanwhile, let's talk about the carbon footprint of the military industrial complex ruclips.net/video/oMozyspFuBM/видео.html numbers still underestimated for obvious reasons...
Before this showed me the correct spelling of "Phytoplankton", I thought just as there is an imaginatively named dogfish, there must also be a dog-algae ...'cause I had THOUGHT it was spelled "Fidoplankton." Thanks for clearing that up for me, SciShow.
3:44 I believe you mean the "Great Oxygenation Event", right? Good video, though. Everyone likes trees, and for good reason, but I'm glad to see the little phytoplankton getting some love.
Upon further research (well, Wikipedia), apparently it goes by both names! Carry on, then. 😊 BTW, for anyone wondering what the difference is, "oxygenation" means "enriching with oxygen", whereas "oxidation" is a particular kind of chemical reaction (which can involve oxygen, but doesn't have to). So, just adding oxygen can be oxygenation even if doesn't cause an oxidizing chemical reaction. But the GOE did both -- oxygenating the atmosphere, and also oxidizing the iron that had been disolved in the oceans.)
Everyone - Taking notes, and filing away important facts on phytoplankton in their mind palaces... Me - Trying WAAAAY too hard to figure out what shirt your wearing... Phyto-wha? Love your guys vids! I always learn something new. Keep it up, and thanks!
That is quite amazing! I knew what they did but not on that scale or what they've done in the past. Just curious, how much water would be needed for it to have an actual impact on carbon dioxide? Would it be even remotely viable to build water areas in cities specifically for plankton? Not just because it would look nice but that it would actually be useful. For example if you made special areas on top of roofs. Would probably be way too expensive for what it would do at the end of the day. I guess something for the future scientists to have fun with.
Furthermore, it will always be Rainey in Monterey. Any bike fans from back in the Gram Prix era will attest to that fact. Great aquarium too, so I'm told.
Great topic and video! An amazing book to read about phytoplankton and cyanobacteria producing Earth's oxygen is "Oxygen: the Molecule that Made the World", by Dr Nick Lane. Even though the book was published in 2006, (and a few ideas have changed), it is a fabulous look at how oxygen levels changed over geologic time, and how species adapted. Dr. Nick Lane is a researcher in abiogenesis and Origins of Life, and has a writing style that is engaging, passionate, and humorous.
Phytoplankton changed the atmosphere with its waste, causing a mass extension event, that lead to complex life as we know it. Makes me wonder if humans could be changing the Earth for hyper-complex life to evolve.
That's also an easy phytoplankton name. I identified phytoplankton for my master's thesis and there were some algae I ID'd that took a lot of practice to ensure I could pronounce the names correctly for my thesis.
Talking about the negative sides of phytoplankton (like Red Tide), cyanobacteria shut down Toledo, Ohio for three days when their toxins went undetected through our water treatment plant and made their way into the tap water. That was crazy.
I grew up and was living in the Toledo area at the time and this was definitely crazy! Trying to find water was a struggle. What’s also crazy is the fact that something like what happened in 2014 isn’t an outlier. The blooms get out of control most years and disrupt local ecosystems but fortunately never get to the tipping point of not being able to drink the water.
Awesome video, exactly what I was looking for. So! With this in mind, and putting interplanetary ethics aside- how would Humanity trigger the Great Martian Oxidation event? If we developed underground/protected lakes filled with genetically modified hyper productive phytoplankton, we could scale indefinitely by digging more capacity for liquid h2o to exist and harbor these organisms. And we already have tech to convert martian air to water and other stuff. I feel like this could be do-able with our existing tech and knowledge. Only wonder how long it would take to make habitable zones/ecosystems.
Dude did you do Journey to the Microcosmos? Like I looked up Diotoms on youtube cause yeah... those looked super interesting and who's voice is narrating the first video I click on? Looks like Hank Green with a chill voice on but the same mannerisms.... so IS IT YOU HANK? ;)
It was April the forty-first Being a quadruple leap year I was driving in downtown Atlantis My Barracuda was in the shop So I was in a rented Stingray And it was overheating So I pulled into a Shell Station They said I'd blown a seal I said, "Fix the damn thing And leave my private life out of it Okay pal?" While they were doing that I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real dive But I knew the owner He used to play for the Dolphins I said "Hi Gil" You have to yell, he's hard of herring Gil was also down on his luck Fact is he was barely keeping his head below water I bellied up to the sandbar He poured me the usual Rusty snail, hold the grunion Shaken not stirred With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side Heavy on the mako I slipped him a fin On porpoise I was feeling good I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids For the halibut Well the place was crowded We were packed in like sardines They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal What sole Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna Salmon Chanted Evening And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers Probably there to see the bass player One of them was this cute little yellowtail And she's giving me the eye So I figured this is my chance for a little fun You know, piece of Pisces But she said things I just couldn't fathom She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure Boy, could she drink She drank like a... She drank a lot I said "What's your sign" She said "Aquarium" I said "Great, let's get tanked" I invited her to my place for a midnight bait I said "Come on baby, it'll only take a few minnows" She threw me that same old line "Not tonight, I gotta haddock" And she wasn't kidding either Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock I'd ever seen come down the pike He was covered with mussels He came over to me and said "Listen, shrimp, don't you come trollin' around here" What a crab This guy was steamed I could see the anchor in his eyes I turned to him, I said "A-balone, you're just being shellfish" Well, I knew it was going to be trouble and so did Gil ‘Cause he was already on the phone to the cods The haddock hits me with a sucker punch I catch him with a left hook He eels over It was a fluke but there he was Lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel Kelpless I said "Forget the cods Gil This guy's gonna need a sturgeon" Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend She came over to me, she said "Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish What's your name" I said "Marlin" Well, from then on we had a whale of a time I took her to dinner, I took her to dance I bought her a bouquet of flounders And then I went home with her And what did I get for my trouble A case of the clams
Depends on the location of the ocean and environmental conditions. I identified phytoplankton for my master's thesis and the amount of water sample I had to settle varied based on the chlorophyll concentrations. Some samples were sparse when I settled 50 mL of sample, while others were so concentrated I had to settle 10 mL and still felt overwhelmed by how many phytoplankton cells I had on my slide. They're hella cool and super pretty.
Why cant we use them as carbon capture technology. We harvest the nutrients from desalination plants and we pipe them through our deserts without the sea water interacting with the land. more sun, more nutrients from desalination plants. what do you guys think
Thank you to the Monterey Bay Aquarium for partnering with us on this episode of SciShow. Visit www.montereybayaquarium.org or if you are in the area, swing on by to learn more about the beauty and wonder of the ocean.
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Hey ... Could y’all please do the difference between Alzheimer’s and Dementia?
The waste product of plastic production is spent sulfuric acid. It is dumped in the oceans killing the phytoplankton.
SciShow muscle hank kick weak ass
Ted Phillips not surprised 😭😡😳
SciShow 😍 I’m from Monterey!
6:48 "They're here to *kelp* and hope to *sea* you soon."
Ughh, somebody *krill* me.
Shore will... soon's school's out :D
*Whale*...... if you say so...
It "shell" be done.
I seem to find your comments on a lot of videos.
I didn’t know my eyes could roll that much till hank said that
Although I'm working in a different field I know a colleague who works on phytoplankton. Intriguingly, they produce secondary metabolites with known antimicrobial properties. These compounds can, for example, reduce the risk in Daphnia of being infected by pathogens. Who knows what kind of medicine we could find if we study phytoplankton closer (would actually love to make a video about that one day!)?
Or by mass manufacturing them produce a whole lot of immune microbes and thus wipe out the phytoplanton that rely on those antimicrobials?
Life Lab Learner YOU would like to do a video on this? I wish you would because I would love to watch it. In fact, I tried using your username to see if you had a RUclips channel or any videos. I came across “Lifelabs”, but I don’t think that’s you.
Good luck making the video if you ever decide to do it!
Hank said "THEY hope" as if he was trying to tell us: "this pun was not my idea".
I usually love puns, but i could hear him cringing at his own jokes.
Levon Oganyan clearly you haven’t listened to Dear Hank and John. Every week Hank opens with a dad joke and he loves every second of it
@@laurensomething1899 I know, but this time it was especially painful
@@levonoganyan6183 : It's because of the "Sea" bit. There's no way to do that properly without it being painful.
I bet he facepalmed straight after
"Plank-ton" probably isn't a lot, because Plank lengths are the smallest units of measurement possible ...
but a ton of planks weighs the same as a ton of feathers. So surely a ton of planks is a really, really large number?
Zebobez good one!
@@mozismobile
Not only must it be a really large number, but inevitably begs the question at exactly what time do a standard inch really weigh in relation to its original energy frequency measured in a vacuum when observed directly from a fixed distance on opposite sides tickling a cat for reference?
That, my friend, we may never find out for sure. Until then it is best to avoid Plancks all together, or at least wear safety goggles when thinking about them.
Thank you, I'll let myself out...
Plank ton is the weight of 1000 wooden planks, so about 15.625 (15 stacks +40) stacks of wood.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who had that thought.
When you produce 80% of the world's oxygen but people just want to talk about trees
#TeamPlankton would like to raise $20M to plant 20 million diatoms.
Skiiman because it’s difficult to hug plankton
@@massimookissed1023 you could fill a bowl with 20 million diatoms
plants also consume same amount of oxygen as much they produce .
The oceans cover over 70% of the world, so it would be weird if trees, which have to expend loads of energy on structural support, produced more free oxygen.
Woooo yay phytoplankton!! 🌊🍃🔬💙
New tinder bio: I need you like the world needs phytoplankton
I need you like plankton needs the krabby patty formula
Just put them in your unused form of water an let them thrive
The world needs phytoplankton. Phytoplankton needs the world...
The carbon footprint of the military industrial complex ruclips.net/video/oMozyspFuBM/видео.html numbers still underestimated for obvious reasons....
The Monterey bay aquarium is super cool, I live kinda nearby there
Me too in Sac. We go every few years. Its amazing
me too, we even had yearly passes last year. very cool place
Kinda live? Meaning your life isn't exactly what you'd call living? Well don't worry because the phytoplankton biomass has decreased by 50% since 1965. If this process continues we are toast.
nice
@@paxwallacejazz interesting. Can you back this up please? Here is some more interesting fact : the carbon footprint of the military industrial complex ruclips.net/video/oMozyspFuBM/видео.html numbers still underestimated for obvious reasons....
Edit. About the decrease of phytoplankton, You could write "green in blue" perhaps...?
Great vid as always.
Just to add in: Coccoliths have been rock forming and contributed to controlling ocean acidification since at least the mid-Late Jurassic, and have had calcified tests since at least the Rhaetian in the Late Triassic. To me the best example of them regulating oceanic ph and being incredible carbon stores would be the PETM recovery.
~ A micropalaeontologist
Wow , Wow
fight, o plankton! fight like all life depends on it!!!
This is taking me back my Environmental Science classes at Cal State Monterey Bay. Love everyone at the Monterey Bay Aquarium!
I just love phytoplankton. They're just so helpful and useful. Cool little guys.
You better eat some of those whales hunting innocent phytoplankton 🐳🥩😋
@@OmmerSysselno
While I knew a few basic things about phytoplankton I had no idea of its diversity, importance, and contribution to the formation of the atmosphere that allowed life to flourish. This was very fascinating and yet another example of why this channel is one of my absolute favorites on YT. Many thanks for the thought-provoking content.
oh, just a note, as a former California resident, I can confirm, the Monterey Bay Aquarium is NOT something you want to miss. They're an amazing experience and I can't wait for the next time I get to go there.
"PlankTON of fun. "
Oh Hank
Max Plank is worth looking into too.
Oh “one of the many writers of this series”
Considering all scale of measure are the minimum measurement possible, a Plank ton of fun would be no fun at all xD
Imagine if humans were dumb enough to mess with the place where these things live. I don't know by heating it up, filling it with plastic or changing its pH.
PH
I can tell you what happens. You end up with a blue-green algae bloom that gets into the water supply and shuts down a city (and then some). See: greatlakes.org/2019/08/five-years-later-lessons-from-the-toledo-water-crisis/
@@jsEMCsquared it's actually stylised pH. The H stands for hydrogen that's why it alone is capitalised.
Or removing several species in the food chain necessary for the continuation of a stable ecosystem.
I was literally about to find a scishow vid in my watch later lmao
I actually thought this was an episode of Into the Microverse at first
May as well be tbh
Watch Later? Micro-verse?? Heresy!
@@limiv5272 I always watch it at night because the tone of the narration just straight up knocks me out to sleep lmao
I watch so many shows that this guy narrates, but it's always the way he narrates that one that makes me so sleepy
It's like 10pm rn, so I could have actually done with a Microverse upload actually
@@alexbenavidez4500 They did upload today, the video was about Tardigrade sex
Sweet dreams (-:
Limi V: Great. Now how am I supposed to get any sleep with this weirdboner? It's not like XVideos caters to phytoplanctonic fetishes!
Alex Benavidez
wait, isn't it called into the microcosmos?
2 of my favorite channels working together? Perfect
Journey to the Microcosmos bleeding into everything. I am delighted.
Evi1M4chine soon JttMC will be all things.
6:06 I just got that angel fish in my reef aquarium today. It’s a Majestic Angelfish. Beautiful.
"Mama why is the sky blue?"
"It's the phytoplankton sweetheart."
😶😮
Ah, I see the magic school bus was just my introductory course.
*Sea
Magic School Bus was a great introductory course on many topics!
Thank you❤️😊
From Sri Lanka 🇱🇰🤗
Hank was in a very poetic mood in this video :,D
I feel like we need to farm Phytoplankton at an industrial level. Find a nice patch of barren ocean and mix up batches of plankton and nutrients. Maybe we could make it a joint operation to clean up all the plastic floating about once we're there.
One of these Planktons just wants the Krabby Patty secret formula
I think thats zooplankton that appear in SpongeBob
I love marine bio, plus this was like Scishow meets Microcosms 👏😍
I adore the Monterey aquarium ❤
My mum : what have you learn't?
Me : *frezbee covered football*
I would kill to see a timelapse of all of this. No joke.
Thank you, plankton. Thankton.
You summarized the past 15 years of my life's passions in 7 minutes.
Monterey is beutiful. Thanks to the aquarium and regulations. It will stay that way for future generations to enjoy 😃
Futur generations will enjoy. Let's hope so. Meanwhile, let's talk about the carbon footprint of the military industrial complex ruclips.net/video/oMozyspFuBM/видео.html numbers still underestimated for obvious reasons...
At first I heard Planck-ton of fun, but then realized what you actually said. 😆 was like wtf, they hope I have a very small amount of fun!?
Mr. Crab should watch this video.
LOOOOVE this video. Thanks so much, it's wonderful!
Wow, i don't think I've ever watched a video this soon after it was released XD
omg so many missed "1st" comments .wat r u doin with yor life smh.
Gotta squeeze it out - Hank looks so cute with that hair! 🥰
Oh the puns!!!
Secretly loves them.
Before this showed me the correct spelling of "Phytoplankton", I thought just as there is an imaginatively named dogfish, there must also be a dog-algae ...'cause I had THOUGHT it was spelled "Fidoplankton." Thanks for clearing that up for me, SciShow.
3:44 I believe you mean the "Great Oxygenation Event", right?
Good video, though. Everyone likes trees, and for good reason, but I'm glad to see the little phytoplankton getting some love.
Upon further research (well, Wikipedia), apparently it goes by both names! Carry on, then. 😊
BTW, for anyone wondering what the difference is, "oxygenation" means "enriching with oxygen", whereas "oxidation" is a particular kind of chemical reaction (which can involve oxygen, but doesn't have to). So, just adding oxygen can be oxygenation even if doesn't cause an oxidizing chemical reaction. But the GOE did both -- oxygenating the atmosphere, and also oxidizing the iron that had been disolved in the oceans.)
Love it! I hope you partner with Monterey Bay Aquarium again in the future!
00:13 Oh! Banging style today, Hank!
simp
this is like a mixed episode of microcosmos and eon
kool t shirt!
good guy microorganisms. Cant even see them but world would die without them.
Good information thanks
As a physicist, this Planck Ton you speak of intrigues me...
Yay Monterey Bay Aquarium!!!
I’m so proud of myself, I actually knew everything in this video. *phycologist self-hug*
A Journey to Microcosm video on this topic is now due.
Monterey Bay Aquarium!
Everyone - Taking notes, and filing away important facts on phytoplankton in their mind palaces...
Me - Trying WAAAAY too hard to figure out what shirt your wearing... Phyto-wha?
Love your guys vids! I always learn something new. Keep it up, and thanks!
Good luck on the interview
Will you do a video on the novel coronavirus ?
I was wondering this too.
How do you weigh a Phytoplankton?
With the Plank Scale.
Omg hank said they need love 🥺🤯
2:32 How does that work out? Animals eating each others? Minmaxing the food intake?
I love the Monterey Bay Aquarium.
Those were some serious dad jokes.
80 million years ago isn't that long ago for such a world shaping microorganism evolution.
Puntastic episode.
thankyou bro
Loved it
That is quite amazing! I knew what they did but not on that scale or what they've done in the past. Just curious, how much water would be needed for it to have an actual impact on carbon dioxide? Would it be even remotely viable to build water areas in cities specifically for plankton? Not just because it would look nice but that it would actually be useful. For example if you made special areas on top of roofs. Would probably be way too expensive for what it would do at the end of the day. I guess something for the future scientists to have fun with.
No
The one dislike must be the last surviving oxygen intolerant cyano-bacterium.
Hank, you forgot to say "but humans are better". You're making progress...
Could you do a video on why\how anyone could EVER thumbs down one of your video's?!
Furthermore, it will always be Rainey in Monterey. Any bike fans from back in the Gram Prix era will attest to that fact. Great aquarium too, so I'm told.
Great topic and video! An amazing book to read about phytoplankton and cyanobacteria producing Earth's oxygen is "Oxygen: the Molecule that Made the World", by Dr Nick Lane. Even though the book was published in 2006, (and a few ideas have changed), it is a fabulous look at how oxygen levels changed over geologic time, and how species adapted. Dr. Nick Lane is a researcher in abiogenesis and Origins of Life, and has a writing style that is engaging, passionate, and humorous.
Thanks lil Phyto's!
Loving all the aquatic puns btw 😂💙
Phytoplankton changed the atmosphere with its waste, causing a mass extension event, that lead to complex life as we know it.
Makes me wonder if humans could be changing the Earth for hyper-complex life to evolve.
I would love to know how many times Hank stumbled on "coccolithophores". :)
That's also an easy phytoplankton name. I identified phytoplankton for my master's thesis and there were some algae I ID'd that took a lot of practice to ensure I could pronounce the names correctly for my thesis.
Why was the first think I thought: Spongebob?! 😍
Even my first idea!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
@@TheCimbrianBull SPONGE BOB SQARE PANTS
The puns gave me a chuckle 🙃
Talking about the negative sides of phytoplankton (like Red Tide), cyanobacteria shut down Toledo, Ohio for three days when their toxins went undetected through our water treatment plant and made their way into the tap water. That was crazy.
I grew up and was living in the Toledo area at the time and this was definitely crazy! Trying to find water was a struggle.
What’s also crazy is the fact that something like what happened in 2014 isn’t an outlier. The blooms get out of control most years and disrupt local ecosystems but fortunately never get to the tipping point of not being able to drink the water.
The Monterey Bay Aquarium of one of the best in the world but I follow their twitter and I can confirm they are unbearably enthusiastic about puns.
Those puns are 'abyss'mal.
Awesome video, exactly what I was looking for. So! With this in mind, and putting interplanetary ethics aside- how would Humanity trigger the Great Martian Oxidation event?
If we developed underground/protected lakes filled with genetically modified hyper productive phytoplankton, we could scale indefinitely by digging more capacity for liquid h2o to exist and harbor these organisms. And we already have tech to convert martian air to water and other stuff. I feel like this could be do-able with our existing tech and knowledge.
Only wonder how long it would take to make habitable zones/ecosystems.
Watching this video was almost like a journey to the micro-cosmos :P
Especially the Diatoms.
Dude did you do Journey to the Microcosmos? Like I looked up Diotoms on youtube cause yeah... those looked super interesting and who's voice is narrating the first video I click on? Looks like Hank Green with a chill voice on but the same mannerisms.... so IS IT YOU HANK? ;)
This makes me want to visit the aquarium, but looking at those public transit times means i definitely gotta find a buddy with a car.
nice
So... Which ones are the best at removing C02? Because we probably need to get a lot of those growing somewhere
Those puns are a little water down.
Can we create artificial mechanical plants or phytoplankton that scrub carbon in the air and give us oxygen? Can we create that in robotics?
It was April the forty-first
Being a quadruple leap year
I was driving in downtown Atlantis
My Barracuda was in the shop
So I was in a rented Stingray
And it was overheating
So I pulled into a Shell Station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the damn thing
And leave my private life out of it
Okay pal?"
While they were doing that
I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real dive
But I knew the owner
He used to play for the Dolphins
I said "Hi Gil"
You have to yell, he's hard of herring
Gil was also down on his luck
Fact is he was barely keeping his head below water
I bellied up to the sandbar
He poured me the usual
Rusty snail, hold the grunion
Shaken not stirred
With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side
Heavy on the mako
I slipped him a fin
On porpoise
I was feeling good
I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids
For the halibut
Well the place was crowded
We were packed in like sardines
They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal
What sole
Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna
Salmon Chanted Evening
And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
Probably there to see the bass player
One of them was this cute little yellowtail
And she's giving me the eye
So I figured this is my chance for a little fun
You know, piece of Pisces
But she said things I just couldn't fathom
She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure
Boy, could she drink
She drank like a...
She drank a lot
I said "What's your sign"
She said "Aquarium"
I said "Great, let's get tanked"
I invited her to my place for a midnight bait
I said "Come on baby, it'll only take a few minnows"
She threw me that same old line
"Not tonight, I gotta haddock"
And she wasn't kidding either
Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock
I'd ever seen come down the pike
He was covered with mussels
He came over to me and said
"Listen, shrimp, don't you come trollin' around here"
What a crab
This guy was steamed
I could see the anchor in his eyes
I turned to him, I said
"A-balone, you're just being shellfish"
Well, I knew it was going to be trouble and so did Gil
‘Cause he was already on the phone to the cods
The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
I catch him with a left hook
He eels over
It was a fluke but there he was
Lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel
Kelpless
I said "Forget the cods Gil
This guy's gonna need a sturgeon"
Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend
She came over to me, she said
"Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish
What's your name"
I said "Marlin"
Well, from then on we had a whale of a time
I took her to dinner, I took her to dance
I bought her a bouquet of flounders
And then I went home with her
And what did I get for my trouble
A case of the clams
Awesome! 😍 How much phytoplancton there is in a drop of sea water?
Depends on the location of the ocean and environmental conditions. I identified phytoplankton for my master's thesis and the amount of water sample I had to settle varied based on the chlorophyll concentrations. Some samples were sparse when I settled 50 mL of sample, while others were so concentrated I had to settle 10 mL and still felt overwhelmed by how many phytoplankton cells I had on my slide. They're hella cool and super pretty.
"Nature's Wrath cometh"
One notable plankton would rather spend his time stealing the Krabby Patty formula then something very important.
Yup!
Go phytoplankton u r awesome
Introduce phytoplankton to Mars. See what happens.
A plank-ton of 👏!
Brilliant
Are diatoms with their glass armor potentially harmful to our eyes etc?
MBARI explores, MBA explains and exposes.
Why cant we use them as carbon capture technology. We harvest the nutrients from desalination plants and we pipe them through our deserts without the sea water interacting with the land. more sun, more nutrients from desalination plants. what do you guys think
Type in Phytoplankton biomass. If it's true that phytoplankton biomass has decreased by 50% since the mid 60s then we should be very very alarmed.